10 Dumbest Criminals Caught on Camera

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  • 10 Dumbest Criminals Caught on Camera
    Music Used: Kevin Macleod - Sneaky Adventure
    Available under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported license - Find all of his songs and download them for free here: incompetech.com
    Stories in order:
    10. Australian ATM Amateur
    9. RUclipsr/Bank robber
    8. CCTV Bandana Botch Boys
    7. Pay as you steal
    6. The Wiener Stealer
    5. A dress to Impress
    4. Uber Unfortunate
    3. Permanently Stupid
    2. It's a Knockout!
    1. Bragging Rights
    Script written by Paul M.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @FactFactionYT
    @FactFactionYT  2 года назад +130

    *NEW* 10 Dumbest Criminals Caught on Social Media - ruclips.net/video/_LXqi1Ks8M4/видео.html

  • @ross-rn5bg
    @ross-rn5bg 3 года назад +4048

    "He left the scene without a cent, cashless, BraInLeSs, and profitless" 😂😂😂

    • @leonardolim8976
      @leonardolim8976 3 года назад +58

      That girl so so blonde and so dumb. Even I know not to post crimes on youtube

    • @OneBanHammer
      @OneBanHammer 3 года назад +14

      He left it without cents

    • @leonardolim8976
      @leonardolim8976 3 года назад +6

      @@OneBanHammer 2 dumb boys disguised their face with marker

    • @OneBanHammer
      @OneBanHammer 3 года назад +5

      @@leonardolim8976 what

    • @leonardolim8976
      @leonardolim8976 3 года назад +5

      @@OneBanHammer in the video 2 dumbass disguised their face with perm marker. They probably make mugshot history for dumbess criminals

  • @Snugglebit
    @Snugglebit 3 года назад +1965

    "Clearly capturing every detail of their stupid faces" had me rolling lmfao

  • @qt6443
    @qt6443 3 года назад +3436

    Who else just saw this on their recommendations after 4 years-
    edit: HOLY SHIT- i didn't think this would happen in 1000 years! thank you so much for 3.1k likes! I just saw my yt app saying 999+ and I was like wtf? Anyways again thank you all for the likes !

  • @meganissertell413
    @meganissertell413 3 года назад +824

    That poor cab driver was so scared! I’m so glad he was okay!

    • @worldaroundyounearyou
      @worldaroundyounearyou 3 года назад +3

      How the cops knew

    • @mamaraya8818
      @mamaraya8818 2 года назад +13

      That happened in a few miles away in Reading PA a few summers ago.... was dubbed worlds dumbest criminal at the time....

    • @mamaraya8818
      @mamaraya8818 2 года назад +13

      @@worldaroundyounearyou they were parked at the corner of 2 streets in front of a corner store and the attempted robber waved his gun so it could be viewed out of the rear window of the taxi cab. This happened locally to where I live a few years ago.

    • @mirandapaz8511
      @mirandapaz8511 2 года назад +7

      the cop was definitely an angel

    • @keep_it_real_1
      @keep_it_real_1 2 года назад +3

      I felt so sorry for the Uber driver..he must have been traumatised, maybe never get over it..poor man

  • @mirrrstery
    @mirrrstery 3 года назад +2740

    The fear in that poor man’s voice when the cop saved him makes me tear up every time!

    • @frofrofrofro900
      @frofrofrofro900 3 года назад +130

      True. He maybe has trauma and not be able to be can driver again etc

    • @lynne1517
      @lynne1517 3 года назад +108

      Poor man. How dare people think they have the right to steal ! It’s disgusting.

    • @pascalhartmann424
      @pascalhartmann424 3 года назад +11

      @@lynne1517 stop acting like some people have a choice

    • @lupa8419
      @lupa8419 3 года назад +101

      @@pascalhartmann424 everyone has a choice. Are you daft?!

    • @kristinadk
      @kristinadk 3 года назад +47

      Yeah same here! I felt so bad for him... the poor man was like hyperventilating, almost had a heart attack :/

  • @kaiceeunicorn898
    @kaiceeunicorn898 4 года назад +2785

    The real question is “Did the Uber driver get his $11 back?”

    • @gertis7420
      @gertis7420 3 года назад +118

      Probably he was more worry about changing underwear.

    • @courtneyrapson9145
      @courtneyrapson9145 3 года назад +62

      Nah. The 11 dollars were the cops tip

    • @typicalparrot5212
      @typicalparrot5212 3 года назад +21

      They Jacked the 11 dollar bro 😂

    • @asafaust8869
      @asafaust8869 3 года назад +9

      All payments are electronic. I guess he kept some mug money to avoid bring hurt.

    • @oakley4393
      @oakley4393 3 года назад +7

      @@gertis7420 i mean yeah, his underwear was his main problem lel

  • @monicas1206
    @monicas1206 3 года назад +728

    My most favorite line “ppl steal money, cars, and , diamonds and some steal sausages” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-bu4mp8sf4g
      @user-bu4mp8sf4g 3 года назад +9

      LMFAOOO 🤣🤣💀

    • @ruryryryry8909
      @ruryryryry8909 3 года назад +4

      AHAHAHA 😂😂😂

    • @Kaz729
      @Kaz729 3 года назад +4

      Ok, but like maybe he was hungry idk

    • @gracieg7601
      @gracieg7601 3 года назад +1

      The woman bragging about the Robbery on you tube lol. Idiot!

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 3 года назад

      we've all been drunk🙄

  • @skylaralison8513
    @skylaralison8513 3 года назад +215

    I laughed so hard when the guy tried throwing a brick at the car and it came back and knocked him out 😭

    • @olgamountain9904
      @olgamountain9904 2 года назад +3

      Hi, Skylar, I’ve seen this same situation in a few other videos, sometimes a rock, sometimes a brick. And like you, it cracks me up every time.

    • @douggoins2960
      @douggoins2960 Год назад

      Me too. Laughed like a hyena

  • @chewyblanco4787
    @chewyblanco4787 4 года назад +1822

    That girl flexing looks like she used a potato to record it

    • @roberto-vh8xp
      @roberto-vh8xp 4 года назад +21

      Chewy Blanco
      The people who did not like this are simps

    • @NeverAfraid7
      @NeverAfraid7 4 года назад +42

      She prolly just wanted money for a new camera...lol

    • @chickenwings6745
      @chickenwings6745 4 года назад +5

      Chewy Blanco aAhaahhahahaa

    • @theconceptor895
      @theconceptor895 4 года назад +2

      LM AO

    • @goon_ass1675
      @goon_ass1675 4 года назад +10

      @@roberto-vh8xp I didn't like it because potatoes aren't funny. They're overused.

  • @Jun_9703
    @Jun_9703 4 года назад +2295

    Spend 10 years in prison just to steal $11.

    • @ProfCalculon
      @ProfCalculon 4 года назад +77

      Only 10 Years...😠

    • @maanndo
      @maanndo 4 года назад +71

      At least he can buy a new surgeons mask,

    • @rajibhossain5433
      @rajibhossain5433 4 года назад +41

      He wasn't there for 11dollars, he asked gimme what you got

    • @user-vq1xz2hf4s
      @user-vq1xz2hf4s 4 года назад +12

      That's like a pound or dollar a year

    • @alexxs098
      @alexxs098 4 года назад +56

      Lmaoo imagine telling your inmates ur in jail for stealing 11$ 😂😂😂😭

  • @flebleneb-3336
    @flebleneb-3336 2 года назад +32

    The cab driver 🥺 "You're a life saver oh my god!" Had me tearing up. I couldn't imagine.

  • @LSmith-ur8wh
    @LSmith-ur8wh 3 года назад +11

    It's so sad to hear the voice of the cab/Uber driver. He's terrified. His life probably flashed in front of his eyes. He was trembling. Poor thing. Makes me imagine if my Dad had been in that situation. So heartbreaking. What incredible timing that the cop was there!

  • @esperanzamoore6655
    @esperanzamoore6655 4 года назад +2228

    Poor old man, I feel so bad for him. He was scared to death! I just want to hug him😟

    • @ziffalot
      @ziffalot 4 года назад +12

      I feel how you are

    • @Vercyyyy
      @Vercyyyy 4 года назад +13

      Same

    • @5heo477
      @5heo477 4 года назад +32

      he might be scared to death, but I don't want to hug a stranger 😋

    • @NeapoIitan
      @NeapoIitan 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @patrykess
      @patrykess 4 года назад +22

      me too...i felt happy when i saw the uber driving happily, but when he was shown the gun... my heart broke

  • @eleractliffe1514
    @eleractliffe1514 4 года назад +695

    I feel so bad for the cab driver he looked so scared poor guy

    • @aleshadauld634
      @aleshadauld634 4 года назад

      Hfkfvgolfvkg 👄💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗👍 nfmngufngk. Shania Daji

    • @Kitty_JL7
      @Kitty_JL7 4 года назад +4

      @@aleshadauld634 eh?

    • @lumi_nescent.
      @lumi_nescent. 4 года назад +21

      How dare the robber the cab driver probably was working hard for his family and then theres this guy

    • @lumijasminasmr3583
      @lumijasminasmr3583 3 года назад +13

      Ele Ractliffe
      Taking money is one thing (as long as the victim has insurance), but threatening to kill someone and pointing a weapon on them can be extremely traumatizing, so it’s just unforgivable.

    • @panicbombz4192
      @panicbombz4192 3 года назад +4

      @@aleshadauld634 i think u had a stroke there

  • @jaguarchampion
    @jaguarchampion 3 года назад +59

    "Unfortunately for them, they are blissfully ignorant of the CCTV camera right beside them, clearly capturing every detail of their *Stupid* faces."
    Dang we need this guy more

  • @haniaatiq6741
    @haniaatiq6741 3 года назад +17

    3:15 "sTuPiD fAcEs" pls i can't- 😂😭

  • @ayanabdi885
    @ayanabdi885 4 года назад +2235

    How she gonna snitch on herself 🤣🤣🤣

  • @justanotaku7307
    @justanotaku7307 4 года назад +1058

    7:30 Poor cab driver,he just an old man,show some respect !

    • @boeyzhang8565
      @boeyzhang8565 4 года назад +4

      Ikr

    • @rochellemalate4075
      @rochellemalate4075 4 года назад +34

      Yeah.. I really felt bad for grandpa..😔😔😔

    • @gokufloxks.dad0n
      @gokufloxks.dad0n 4 года назад +1

      😲😲😲😲😲😲 wow

    • @karfunkl.
      @karfunkl. 4 года назад +8

      I saw that in a instant karma video

    • @trudyweenusk2294
      @trudyweenusk2294 4 года назад +3

      JustAnOtaku you know its rude to call elderly people old man you should call them elders

  • @AngelBaaby0.o
    @AngelBaaby0.o 3 года назад +20

    “When committing a crime there’s one golden rule, don’t show your face. At criminal college, that’s the first lesson.” 🤣

  • @russellthorburn9297
    @russellthorburn9297 3 года назад +33

    8:52 Only 10 years in prison for holding a gun to someone and threatening to kill them? He should have spent the rest of his life in prison.

  • @InSamniac777
    @InSamniac777 7 лет назад +1971

    That poor man :,( He sounded so afraid and thankful for the policeman that responded

    • @Roarrior.
      @Roarrior. 7 лет назад +5

      Yato Potato why are you sad for the prisoner?

    • @samn6498
      @samn6498 6 лет назад +21

      He sounds alot like the weeping voiced killer

    • @matteoxyz8402
      @matteoxyz8402 6 лет назад +8

      Still waiting around for morons to flock to that guy saying 'he dinnit do nuttin!'

    • @camerkiddo
      @camerkiddo 6 лет назад +2

      sam neale please don't remind me of that. It's just creepy...

    • @princegoro180
      @princegoro180 5 лет назад

      Yato Potato that made me cry 😢

  • @Ivosferatus
    @Ivosferatus 5 лет назад +1241

    8:36 That "Oh My God! You life saver! I can't believe it!" made me cry. Even the most innocent souls on Earth don't deserve what happened to this guy.

    • @ii--crazy--ii1480
      @ii--crazy--ii1480 5 лет назад +11

      *If this fool is so anxious, he should not work as a taxi driver*

    • @aidenrafferty7825
      @aidenrafferty7825 5 лет назад +181

      So you wouldn’t be anxious if you had a gun to your head?

    • @ii--crazy--ii1480
      @ii--crazy--ii1480 5 лет назад +1

      @@alexandercurtis4427 why

    • @ii--crazy--ii1480
      @ii--crazy--ii1480 5 лет назад +1

      @@aidenrafferty7825
      No

    • @alexandercurtis4427
      @alexandercurtis4427 5 лет назад +47

      @@ii--crazy--ii1480 So you would be totally fine being held at gun point?

  • @rumermarie
    @rumermarie 3 года назад +15

    7:04 made my blood boil. 10 years wasn't enough.

  • @hellaw1ld
    @hellaw1ld 2 года назад +14

    that store assistant walked into the frame with the slightest swing in her legs. HAHAHAHAH

  • @villainousthing
    @villainousthing 7 лет назад +850

    8:36 "You're a life saver! Oh my god!" That made me cry. I was so scared for the poor elderly man! Thank the lord for some of the amazing heroes we have. :')

    • @michelleseigler5921
      @michelleseigler5921 7 лет назад +14

      - Riley - yes I skipped some and it almost made me cry 😭

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 7 лет назад +7

      - Riley - the robber said he wasn't going 2hurt him. lol I trust his word

    • @Txsk98
      @Txsk98 7 лет назад +6

      - Riley - yeah he was so scared

    • @nickallman7985
      @nickallman7985 7 лет назад +1

      dead silence h

    • @nickallman7985
      @nickallman7985 7 лет назад +1

      NickTheCheeseBurger

  • @weirdbeard5649
    @weirdbeard5649 4 года назад +756

    He drew a mask on his face with a sharpie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @junkiexl86
    @junkiexl86 3 года назад +21

    Yes, rob a cabbie in the morning when they're all starting their shifts and haven't made any money yet. Brilliant!

  • @thunderdrummerdude
    @thunderdrummerdude 3 года назад +12

    Man, I would have been laughing my ass off just to have seen the look on that RUclipsr’s face when the cops came knocking at her door. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chasefleming7084
    @chasefleming7084 7 лет назад +1582

    I like how sarcastic this was

  • @robadams2140
    @robadams2140 3 года назад +262

    ". . . clearly capturing every detail of their stupid faces." Sometimes life IS fair.

    • @88Doug
      @88Doug 2 года назад +1

      They were definitely big old stupid Doodoo heads.

  • @horsemanofwar86wawahwoowah36
    @horsemanofwar86wawahwoowah36 2 года назад +1

    That brick video had me laughing my ass off!🤣🤣🤣

  • @reggie1039
    @reggie1039 2 года назад +4

    The relief they guy felt after he saw the cop arrest the dude, he looked so nice and innocent, thankful the dude is okay and isn’t harmed.

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 5 лет назад +1439

    "...they're blissfully ignorant of the CCTV camera right beside them, clearly capturing every detail of their stupid faces" killed me 😂

    • @AlyciaNeighbours
      @AlyciaNeighbours 5 лет назад +3

      Mad9977 Productions ikr 😂😂😂

    • @inkedthedemon
      @inkedthedemon 5 лет назад +5

      Mad9977 Productions right when I was in that scene of the vid I saw this comment

    • @2dila
      @2dila 5 лет назад +2

      @@inkedthedemon same omg hahahah

    • @robertrusu1958
      @robertrusu1958 5 лет назад +2

      Inked The demon same lol

    • @matthewklinedinst3456
      @matthewklinedinst3456 5 лет назад +1

      oh god me too😂

  • @oijosuke9879
    @oijosuke9879 4 года назад +3102

    Imagine robbing an Uber driver for 11 bucks...in front of the Police

    • @BrotherBoresIsBest
      @BrotherBoresIsBest 4 года назад +55

      OK, I imagined.

    • @briannotafan3368
      @briannotafan3368 4 года назад +32

      11 will get you 20

    • @rane1943
      @rane1943 4 года назад +13

      I Was Wondering If anyone noticed that lol

    • @thedoctor2102
      @thedoctor2102 4 года назад +15

      In Australia, defending yourself in your own home during a home invasion will get you a guaranteed minimum of three years non parole period in prison, with a maximum of fifteen.

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 4 года назад +6

      Lol. Some people are so stupid.

  • @lilcaitz
    @lilcaitz 2 года назад +16

    That poor taxi driver he sounded so scared 🥺

  • @GeekRaj
    @GeekRaj 3 года назад +5

    The guy who got knocked out by the brick he threw at the Mercedes is such a good example of instant karma 😂😂😂

  • @solarwings1132
    @solarwings1132 4 года назад +141

    8:30
    Awe, hearing that old man praise for the cop saving his life was so touching!

  • @MalonsMilk
    @MalonsMilk 7 лет назад +345

    That poor cab driver, I'm so glad the cops were there to help him. Very upsetting.

    • @yuritheprofessionalidiot6218
      @yuritheprofessionalidiot6218 5 лет назад

      yes that is so downsetting in my life and my self eestemm lol lal lel lul

    • @lpswolfiedog8478
      @lpswolfiedog8478 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah it was sad because he was old and like " ok ok this is all i got "

    • @thanosbustedinyourmum
      @thanosbustedinyourmum 2 года назад

      Finally someone not calling him a Uber driver so tired of those Gen z comments

    • @shsuususjssnjsus8239
      @shsuususjssnjsus8239 2 года назад

      @@thanosbustedinyourmum well he is a Uber driver what else you wanna call him

    • @xxkrazykrewxxl6254
      @xxkrazykrewxxl6254 Год назад +1

      @@shsuususjssnjsus8239 he is not an Uber driver, he's a taxi driver there two different jobs

  • @nasreen6814
    @nasreen6814 2 года назад +18

    i watch this everytime i need to feel smart

  • @informativebop
    @informativebop 3 года назад +7

    Im crying the ubers voice the poor old man 😭

  • @somerandomguy3807
    @somerandomguy3807 6 лет назад +4367

    "Clearly capturing every detail of their stupid faces" 😆😂😂

    • @whenthemewhen2755
      @whenthemewhen2755 5 лет назад +13

      ikr lel

    • @callie5061
      @callie5061 5 лет назад +42

      Omg I thought that this guys narrating for the two robbers with bandanas was the most hilarious thing ever

    • @kittykhat169
      @kittykhat169 5 лет назад +5

      YoOoOoOoOoO

    • @rsk-haifa5932
      @rsk-haifa5932 5 лет назад +11

      I laughed so hard at that part, Lol

    • @dadds9467
      @dadds9467 5 лет назад +4

      666 likes

  • @rockyraccoon8870
    @rockyraccoon8870 3 года назад +220

    The poor cab driver actually crying out of fear I know that feeling I work in retail and about an hour before we close a masked man walks in and demands I open the tills I did and he looted them, mostly change, dropping most of it on the floor he'd also ripped open one of our tills and broke it in the end he got away with about £50 and some scratch cards but up until I saw the CCTV I was convinced he had a knife I remember calling my partner in tears cause I was so shocked police weren't able to catch the guy either ☹️ listening to the cap driver was awful I really don't know how people can do that sort of thing

    • @cassie3028
      @cassie3028 2 года назад

      Ikr

    • @zari2662
      @zari2662 2 года назад +4

      I'm sorry that happened to you!

  • @GiDD504
    @GiDD504 3 года назад +11

    Man I feel for that cab driver. You could hear it in his voice he was so scared.

  • @les_5184
    @les_5184 3 года назад +11

    "Capturing every detail of their STUPID FACES" 😂

  • @spanishjuice
    @spanishjuice 4 года назад +358

    "Your not yourself when your hungry" -for the sausage thief

  • @lscervantes15
    @lscervantes15 4 года назад +588

    I feel so bad for old man it looked like he was having a heart attack

  • @sophi708
    @sophi708 3 года назад +6

    “Maybe next time he’ll try using a sponge” I can’t 💀🤣🤣

  • @raisinbran1518
    @raisinbran1518 3 года назад +6

    The poor cab driver 😢 he seems like such a sweet guy and you can see how scared he was

  • @PePpApIg-hk9rh
    @PePpApIg-hk9rh 5 лет назад +3468

    Let’s all have a moment of respect for that poor Uber driver 🙋‍♀️

  • @darwn977
    @darwn977 6 лет назад +3008

    10 years in prison for $11. One dollar a year. 2 cents a week. Great haul. lmao

  • @arjunrathore3605
    @arjunrathore3605 Год назад +4

    Your commentary is amazing man 🤣🤣 I had a amazing time watching it. You just earned a subscriber 😉🤣🥂

  • @KrabbyPattySecretForumla
    @KrabbyPattySecretForumla 3 года назад +7

    2:16 *"Oh my gosh, Emiliy you're such a crackhead lmao"*

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 6 лет назад +400

    That cab one was the best. I laughed so hard when the car behind him started flashing its lights XD Screw that guy for trying to rob that poor cab driver.

    • @aidentolleson6033
      @aidentolleson6033 6 лет назад +6

      hhahaha the cops even pulled up behind before he started , he might have looked behind him

    • @smilespadilla2905
      @smilespadilla2905 5 лет назад

      Instant justice I love it 😂

  • @JesusIsAMoose
    @JesusIsAMoose 7 лет назад +2026

    first guy didn't think to back in closer to the chain?

    • @kekeke4467
      @kekeke4467 7 лет назад +79

      probably was worried about the cops

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 7 лет назад +86

      kekeke4467 he shouldn't of came back anyway

    • @jamesonjeffery4069
      @jamesonjeffery4069 7 лет назад +111

      YOU should *have* stayed in school

    • @illnyx4239
      @illnyx4239 6 лет назад +7

      Puzzles --Nope he was a dumb a**

    • @illnyx4239
      @illnyx4239 6 лет назад +2

      kekeke4467 -- Then he shouldn't have done that

  • @corinnegivens8547
    @corinnegivens8547 2 года назад +4

    I felt so bad the cab driver he was so terrified. I'm so happy it turned out ok. It could've gone completely different.

  • @shivanisaroj5144
    @shivanisaroj5144 3 года назад +3

    Permanent marker ?! .... I mean dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. I'm dying out of laughter

  • @shutupbeforeistickmyshitdo4055
    @shutupbeforeistickmyshitdo4055 4 года назад +146

    I love how that cop just casually walks up to the uber car😂

  • @northeastrailway.
    @northeastrailway. 5 лет назад +434

    That cab driver has a guardian angel watching over him that's for damn sure!.

    • @annjulee500
      @annjulee500 5 лет назад +4

      Or the robber’s angle on a bathroom break?! 🤔🤪

    • @lisaportelli4785
      @lisaportelli4785 4 года назад

      Damn right

    • @udbrain9797
      @udbrain9797 4 года назад +3

      Or the robber is just an idiot robbing someone directly infront of a cop car

    • @gwenethevans1533
      @gwenethevans1533 4 года назад

      Northeast 87 amen

  • @leenicekamya.4339
    @leenicekamya.4339 3 года назад +116

    “Some people still money”
    “Some people still car”
    “Some people still diamonds”
    “And some people s till sausage”
    Me : 👁👄👁wha-😂😭

  • @michaelhill5272
    @michaelhill5272 6 лет назад +995

    Would you risk 10-20 years in jail for $11? One idiot did.

    • @YourHostMrMacob
      @YourHostMrMacob 6 лет назад +7

      Michael Hill that's truth there friend lol

    • @stuartlittle387
      @stuartlittle387 5 лет назад +12

      to be fair he would probably risk that long in jail for $1

    • @dominikfabianowski2182
      @dominikfabianowski2182 5 лет назад

      woo oosh so he got 1100% more than that, not bad

    • @00iamcrazy
      @00iamcrazy 5 лет назад +3

      Five idiots did. And for much lesser. Haha. Read this! It happened in India.
      www.hindustantimes.com/delhi-news/they-expected-to-rob-rs-25-30-lakh-ended-up-with-just-rs-5-and-in-jail/story-JMGVJCmwfNLJva6MWKr3II.html

    • @fatamorgana8939
      @fatamorgana8939 5 лет назад +6

      seeing you can get out in under 10 for murder...

  • @moongem4489
    @moongem4489 6 лет назад +56

    6:36 That is quite possibly one of the ugliest dresses I've ever seen. Stealing is bad regardless but you're really gonna go break the law for that abomination?

  • @busariridwan318
    @busariridwan318 3 года назад +3

    The first one got me laughing with the commentary, "cashless, BRAINLESS and profitless"😂😂😂

  • @RickTests
    @RickTests 2 года назад +2

    9:02 that guy with a balaclava got me laughing lol

  • @jungkookisbae1097
    @jungkookisbae1097 7 лет назад +332

    8:36
    Thank Lord.. I almost cried..
    EDIT: He's so nervous... That would be me everyday if I was a Cab Driver... You never know what will happen

    • @mehreenkhan7207
      @mehreenkhan7207 5 лет назад +4

      I almost cried too but thank God the cops were there

    • @xanievans1479
      @xanievans1479 5 лет назад

      Tbh.. I would like to say ok shoot me, I have 11 dollars, u gonna risk all ur life in jail for 11 dollars? If I have the guts tho

    • @kimtae-tae515
      @kimtae-tae515 5 лет назад +1

      Jungkook Is B

    • @oops4097
      @oops4097 5 лет назад

      I spy with my little eye, ARMY 😄💜💜

    • @joypuri4662
      @joypuri4662 5 лет назад

      Jungkook Is Bae you're right

  • @lumijasminasmr3583
    @lumijasminasmr3583 3 года назад +100

    ”Like any good citizen, he tied his chain to the rare of his stolen truck, to make his merry way to innocently rob the ATM machine -”.
    This narration is ingenius! 😍😂

    • @Iyadkay
      @Iyadkay 3 года назад +1

      IKR 😂😂😂

  • @Kitarinki
    @Kitarinki 3 года назад +11

    Me, while watching the cab clip:
    "Damn, imagine if the car behind the cab was a cop car, that would be hilariou- oh"

  • @JW52654
    @JW52654 2 года назад +1

    Those 2 goons from Iowa was the funniest, marking their faces with a sharpie, lmao Lolo, I couldn't stop laughing at that one.

  • @hollandsalomon3272
    @hollandsalomon3272 4 года назад +368

    Every time I see that Uber driver video my heart just breaks into a billion pieces for that old man.

    • @adisangtam2918
      @adisangtam2918 4 года назад +5

      The guy who robbed him looks just like you though😂
      #NoOffenceBruh😊

    • @hollandsalomon3272
      @hollandsalomon3272 4 года назад +7

      @@adisangtam2918 I was hoping nobody would catch that lol

    • @ranyg7612
      @ranyg7612 4 года назад +1

      Its a cab. use your brain

    • @lilselex2814
      @lilselex2814 4 года назад

      Rany G cab Uber they do the same thing. Shut up please ❤️

    • @mamanghaokip4137
      @mamanghaokip4137 4 года назад

      But it's funny though😂😂😂

  • @usnva5638
    @usnva5638 5 лет назад +779

    Ricardo will be having plenty of sausages where he's going.

    • @robertblalock408
      @robertblalock408 5 лет назад +21

      Damn that's funny right there

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah, he definitely did not go to jail. He probably just got a caution or, at most, community service.

    • @tinahedge5569
      @tinahedge5569 5 лет назад +5

      And maybe desert could be some Ding Dongs?!! Memba them there? Thinking I could use one as well.

    • @alegueye10
      @alegueye10 5 лет назад +1

      He must be hungry

    • @l9944
      @l9944 4 года назад +2

      Yep burned sausages if you get my drift.

  • @r20de20
    @r20de20 2 года назад +1

    6:11 "It's important to look good. We can't all go around wearing the same clothes every day."
    Me: *wearing the same hoodie and trousers everyday for years*
    Me: ...
    Me: Yeeeeah...

  • @AbsolutelyAri1
    @AbsolutelyAri1 2 года назад +5

    "And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling internet!"

  • @Noahbsng
    @Noahbsng 5 лет назад +161

    I feel bad for that uber.
    He is probably having nightmares to even this day!
    He also looked very old actually.
    Give him some love.

    • @KingZealotTactics
      @KingZealotTactics 5 лет назад +3

      GOTI Member,. I don't think he was an uber driver, but your comment is valid.

    • @asbestosfibers1325
      @asbestosfibers1325 5 лет назад

      You have no right to feel bad for him. Why do you think you are better than him?

    • @lenniekookie1113
      @lenniekookie1113 5 лет назад

      @@asbestosfibers1325 You have no right to tell him what should he feel.

    • @TryNotToHate1
      @TryNotToHate1 5 лет назад

      Lol. Some children these days don’t even know what a taxi driver was. Everything is new to them.. lol kinda funny. No, Uber is just a thing that started 10 years ago, and only caught in about 5 years ago. Before that. Cab drivers made a living driving people around. Same concept. But less millennial.

    • @TryNotToHate1
      @TryNotToHate1 5 лет назад

      Were going in the right direction as humans!! Is this the “Me me me generation?” Adorable.

  • @KingSkrap
    @KingSkrap 4 года назад +362

    See y’all in another 7 years when this is recommended again

    • @Ilove_sos
      @Ilove_sos 3 года назад +10

      6 months later ✌🏾

    • @kitclod
      @kitclod 3 года назад +6

      7 months later ✌🏻

    • @pamtolinero3815
      @pamtolinero3815 3 года назад +6

      8 months later ✌🏼

    • @madboii5678
      @madboii5678 3 года назад +4

      8 months later ✌️

    • @FoxtrotUSA1
      @FoxtrotUSA1 3 года назад +2

      9 months later ✌

  • @usmale49
    @usmale49 Год назад

    LOL...the guy who knocked himself out with a brick bouncing off a car! Too funny, but all the videos are just hysterical! Thank you for uploading and sharing!!

  • @intanfateehahnatrahbtishak2451
    @intanfateehahnatrahbtishak2451 3 года назад +7

    I feel smart watching this 😹

  • @JCarlos.556
    @JCarlos.556 7 лет назад +281

    The taxi robbery was so sweet.....talk about instant karma

  • @Im_Coral
    @Im_Coral 7 лет назад +613

    that poor taxi driver :O he got lucky though

    • @RecklessRobert
      @RecklessRobert 6 лет назад +13

      Emmalie Tatje reminds when your about to die in a video game and someone on your team snipes that guy before he kills you

    • @fredschriks8554
      @fredschriks8554 6 лет назад +3

      RecklessRobert Just like that 👌

    • @bachstrad1994
      @bachstrad1994 6 лет назад

      yeah that could've gone way worse, imagine if the dude had shot the cop when he walked up

    • @nobbyphone6173
      @nobbyphone6173 5 лет назад

      Iowa lol

    • @istartcommentwars2576
      @istartcommentwars2576 5 лет назад +1

      I was so happy when I spotted the cop car

  • @ticopunkerz
    @ticopunkerz 3 года назад +2

    Your narration is hilarious!!!

  • @Yosetime
    @Yosetime Год назад

    That was truly entertaining! Good job on the graphics and too. I could watch all day.

  • @GazeIsntHere
    @GazeIsntHere 7 лет назад +474

    I Felt So Sorry For That Uber Driver,He Just Started His Run For The Day!

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 7 лет назад +14

      Derpy TheDirt who wakes up get n the shower then come out thinking they want 2 rob some1 early n the morning

    • @GazeIsntHere
      @GazeIsntHere 7 лет назад +5

      dead silence Idk xD

    • @eatjinandopenyourrice2236
      @eatjinandopenyourrice2236 6 лет назад +1

      Kakap0 ikr but everything is uber nowadays

    • @crystal_lysiak
      @crystal_lysiak 5 лет назад

      Derpy TheDirt fhfufhfkfjfklldjr

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 5 лет назад +7

      TAXI and Uber are two very different things my dude

  • @tyrushawk2219
    @tyrushawk2219 5 лет назад +244

    8:09 "I'm not going to hurt you"
    Waving a gun around

  • @mrgypsy9330
    @mrgypsy9330 2 года назад +2

    5:53 Ricardo was later charged for criminal trespassing, it is unknown whether he was allowed to keep the sausages 🤣

  • @leandreamartin7625
    @leandreamartin7625 Год назад

    Omg! I just found my new favorite channel! The narrator is absolutely hilarious!!! Yay!!

  • @Kuli24000
    @Kuli24000 4 года назад +177

    2:30 She was caught... and instantly aged 30 years.

    • @alvinlindberg8319
      @alvinlindberg8319 4 года назад +16

      Kuli24 she looks like a fucking witch before and after

    • @Ilove_sos
      @Ilove_sos 3 года назад

      @rose That wasn't a joke it was a fact

  • @killaj2k281
    @killaj2k281 4 года назад +99

    I feel so bad for that old man "I just started!" (After cops) "Thank god! You're a life saver!!'

  • @MentiPW
    @MentiPW 2 года назад +2

    4:06 I love how he kinda gave a tip like we were about to rob some cell phone store

  • @johntate9612
    @johntate9612 3 года назад +2

    Damn that was hilarious...the announcer was excellent..thanks for sharing.

  • @taylorarmstead8262
    @taylorarmstead8262 5 лет назад +417

    The guy with the phone 🤣😂really bro

  • @gladlock
    @gladlock 5 лет назад +633

    That poor cab driver - he could have life-long health problems from that, he was terrified.

  • @TR-oc7hh
    @TR-oc7hh 2 года назад +4

    Robber (who does no physical harm): 10-20 years for you!
    Child molesters: 10 months max
    Rapists: 5 years max
    Okay then.

    • @ken-up1ee
      @ken-up1ee 2 года назад +2

      i know right what the fuck????

  • @loganbrooks7800
    @loganbrooks7800 3 года назад +3

    10:39 Tesla Cybertruck: Do I look like a joke to you?

  • @jeffakagha4505
    @jeffakagha4505 3 года назад +92

    Narrator: "He throws the brick, his mind in wash of images of wealth, happiness and success, in just a few seconds, he'll be cruising the lawn with his new steam, picking up chicks, leaving men jealous in a trail of smoke in his way".
    .
    .
    *Plot twist takes place*

  • @lshdwl5632
    @lshdwl5632 6 лет назад +241

    Thank God it was a cop behind the uber I was so Happy😃

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 5 лет назад +6

      One time cops are there when you need them.

    • @unknowfriendly299
      @unknowfriendly299 5 лет назад +4

      Cop level 💯

    • @A0pplePapple
      @A0pplePapple 5 лет назад +2

      nO iWAS tHE cOP!!!11!1!

    • @WickedWebWoman22
      @WickedWebWoman22 5 лет назад +2

      Heck yeah! Talk about *_Right place, Right time_* huh?! Bless that driver, poor fella was about to cry his heart out, he was so emotional. I can't imagine being in that situation! 😓😰😠 Be safe out there, folks! Know your surroundings! ⚜

    • @WickedWebWoman22
      @WickedWebWoman22 5 лет назад

      @Michel Machado This man's Guardian Angel😇 put you behind him that day and made you notice things were amiss inside of that car!! Bless you for being there, right on time, because without your presence, who knows how this would've ended for this poor man! 😥 Bravo to you and I Sure hope that this youngster has seen the error in his ways and is a law-abiding citizen these days..... _Take care & Be Safe out there, sir! ✌⚜

  • @myrathomas4289
    @myrathomas4289 2 года назад +3

    I'm so happy the police rode up on that fool robbing the Uber driver. That man looked so scared. Glad he is ok.

  • @taridog
    @taridog 3 года назад

    Very good video. I really appreciate that your video did NOT have ads concealed in it

  • @ricoquickhands
    @ricoquickhands 5 лет назад +456

    I feel bad for the taxi driver he looked as if he where hyperventilating

    • @higen0
      @higen0 5 лет назад +1

      me too

    • @Punkelly.
      @Punkelly. 5 лет назад +3

      My league of legends name is fortnite plays lol

    • @DrawingTech
      @DrawingTech 5 лет назад

      me too

  • @purplepinkcat2919
    @purplepinkcat2919 4 года назад +482

    That poor uber driver he must have been scared out of his mind!!
    Thats the first like i have ever gotten :

    • @anonymous-fm9wp
      @anonymous-fm9wp 3 года назад +1

      Well mine was the 100th :D

    • @militarymelon69
      @militarymelon69 3 года назад +3

      i feel bad

    • @kip258
      @kip258 2 года назад +1

      Cab driver. Uber drivers are paid digitally.

  • @sabbithablood5219
    @sabbithablood5219 2 года назад

    This was really funny thanks for the entertainment 🤣 subbed!

  • @melissaallen4198
    @melissaallen4198 2 года назад

    The girl in the phone store though😂😂 the casual walk up she did to him like..."hey....yea I saw that" 🤣