two blondes hunters are arguing in the woods of Yukon valley. the first blonde says "those are deer tracks" the second blonde response “no, I’m positive those are moose tracks" just then the train comes by and hits them both.
I agree with you about the Sundberg. Very nice with the high penetration ammo, and it has a wide range of animal classes that you can take down with it. It's the pistol I use 90% of the time
Two hunters are lost in the woods. After wandering around for a couple hours they decide to weigh their options, one says: "I heard if you shoot in the air someone will hear and come to your rescue". So they fire a few times in the air and wait, nothing happens so they try again a couple more times, after a few hours of this they're starting to get worried and one says: "I hope we get help soon", To which the other responds, "I know right, I am almost out of arrows" Second: "If you're planning to go to the forest, always remember to pack a radio, a flare and a pack of cards. If you get lost, you can try to use the radio to call someone. If you run out of batteries, you can shot the flare up into the air... The cards? Well, if the radio doesn't work and the flare gets wet, you sit down and play solitary. Sooner than later someone will tap you in the shoulder to ask you why don't you move the queen of hearts to the king of clubs"
The way to level pistols is .22 pistol + .243 pistol + 45-70 pistol. You get pistol points for without any barell length debuffs nor engaging with pistols at all and then jump to .44 lever action and .454 heaven.
I'm so proud of you man. I remember watching you for the first time when you first started playing this game and everything was still new to you. You've grown and improved so much since then. Much deserved for your success and cheers to many more!
14:52 this poor girl had been through so much- glad you did the right thing instead of letting her go,with a risk of being eaten by preds since shes weak anyway. (why am i talking like this is a video about someones feral pet being hurt and them needing to put them down) EDIT: forgot i commented already lmao
Hey man. I just discovered you last week through one of the shorts you posted! Definitely subscribed. I love your unadulterated content 😂😂😂 it’s classic.
Hey rooster couple things with the new night vision you can spot the animals through the scope the old one you can’t didn’t know if you knew that as well the changed the electronic caller as well you can do two calls at once and a new setting called FOXBANG (Edit congratulations on the sponsor on the video you deserve it like I’ve binge watching every one of your videos)
A nighttime “man eater” hunt could be fun. Jackels, big cats, wolves, grizzlies and such. Night hunts in general would be a nice chance of pace like you said though
There were these three Okies who like to go deer hunting every year. So they hire a guy to fly them to this remote forest. They all split up to do their hunting, have a successful day, and meet back at the plane each carrying a buck. Well, they loaded up the plane, and as the pilot started up the engine, he said to the men, "I don't think she'll be able to get off the ground with this load." Two of the men looked disappointed, but the third quickly responded, "Don't worry about it, we caught the same amount last year, and we got off the ground no problem." So the pilot said OK, and the plane started down the runway, and sure enough got off the ground. But then the plane started to make some strange noises, and it crashed in the woods. The next thing they knew, the three men and the pilot were in the middle of the plane wreckage, but in relatively good health. One of the men asked, "Any idea where we are?" The other man said, "I don't know, but I think we're about a mile or two from where we crashed last year."
Oh my God rooster you finally got a sponsor finally that is so cool to hear a rooster finally I'm so happy you got a sponsor😊 it's by call of the wild that's so cool to hear you're awesome RUclipsr 😎😎😎😎😎😊😊😊😊😎😎😎😊❤❤❤❤❤
Q: Why is the elephant's eye red? A: So they can hide in the cherry tree. Q: Have you seen an elephant in a cherry tree? A: See how good they are at it?
YO CONGRATS ON THE SPONSER! That's hella honorable that they sponsored the puma pounder 💪 Also- here's some video ideas: Hunting tigers at night, and my personal favorite, Shooting whatever you see in only the balls
Night Tigers would give me a heart attack. And ive actually tried to do a ballshot video 2 times! They are smaller than you'd think for a lot of animals. Very hard to hit
Two hunters are out bear hunting in the woods. They come to a fork in the trail with a sign that says "bear left" So they went home. Hope you laugh cause I did when I heard it 😅
A hunter walks up on two blondes arguing in the woods: looking down the first blonde says "those are deer tracks" to which the second blonde response "No, my dad has been a hunter all his life and I know they are moose tracks" just then a train comes by and hits them both
Great vid!🔥 My shitty joke: There was two hunters in the forest and one of them slips and hits his head bad, the other one calls 911, the operator says: i can help, lets make sure he is dead. There is a big silence, then 2 gunshots, the hunter says to the operator, now what?
“Can I trust you with my life” the Hunter asks “of corse” the lion says “I don’t trust you” the Hunter exclaims “why” the lion says “because your always LION” he says
Congrats Rooster for getting sponsored by Avalanche! I’m glad to see that all your hard work and dedication is paying off! Keep up the good work and i hope i see your channel at 1 mil subs
Yo bro I love being sick bcc I can stay home from school and watch your videos all day bro thanks for making the amazing content and keep the good work up👍!
16:49 uhoh, i sense a bigfoot hunting flashback. 26:43 BUTT SHOT🙄 Nice to see you get the sponsorship, especially given all the time you spend playing. And you're doing such a good job selling it, I'd buy it if I played hunting games.
There is the classic radio show joke about the Blonde woman calling in and saying why even put deer crossing signs on busy highways, the deer should be told not to cross roads at all. And the radio show host has to explain to her that the deer crossing signs don't control the deer. I think it was a clip from a station in New York or Pennsylvania.
I got two diamonds since your last video. Moose and Fallow Deer. Also got my first Albino in Yukon. It was a wolf so I got the Ghost achievement. Now I just have to wait half a year for my terrible Internet to update the game.
@@Rooster_GamingI got super lucky with the Fallow. I was wonderin around Hirschfelden and bam he just showed up. I found this game through your channel and I went in fully knowing what to do. Haha so I technically had a head start.
A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He then takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..... he said with a deep sigh" ............ "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box
A Moscow professor goes bear hunting in Siberia. He is accompanied by a local hunter. The local hunter looks at the professor and then speaks: - You are a professor. Then you're clever, aren't you? - Yes, yes. - And you can shoot? - It's not my first bear hunt, but I've never been to Siberia. - And you can run fast? - I was a long-distance runner. They go out in the field. They see the bear, the local hunter says, "Let's run.” They run back, the bear trots after them, while the professor wonders why the hell he's running when he's got a gun. He turns, aims, shoots - bear falls, doesn't move. The local hunter walks up to the carcass and shakes his head: - Professor, professor, you really can shoot. And you can run fast, but you're an idiot. - Why? - Now how do we get the bear to the village?
A hunter walks up on two blondes arguing in the woods: looking down the first blonde says "those are deer tracks" to which the second blonde response "No, my dad has been a hunter all his life and I know they are moose tracks" just then a train comes by and hits them both...
I got several jokes: Two hunters are out bear hunting in the woods. They come to a fork in the trail with a sign that says "bear left" So they went home. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck Why did the hunter miss his mark? He wasn't aiming deer-ectly at it Also, for the codes to win the free stuff, would they still work on Xbox, cause that's what I play on?
Hi rooster, havent watched your vids in a while, so its time to watch every single one. (I have nothing else to do) Edit: btw im the guy who suggested that you hunted onle carnivores
Hey Mate if you want to Boost your pistol score and the glock 10MM and crocodiles and the Banteng on Emerald coast are fantastic pistol grinds, because they're so big and slow, and the 10mm penetrates well
A suggestion I have for a future video, and im not 100% sure how hard it would be, is to hunt every species of bird in the game using only handguns. .22lr, 10mm, or even.454 if youre feeling spicy, but handguns only
Nah i dont have an epic games code. This link is a tracking link. So while i dont make money off the sales, it shoes them my viewers have bought the dlc from my link. Which makes them more likely to want to spinsor me again
I have 2 shitty animal/hunting jokes Why did the deer get braces? :Because he had buck-teeth What do deer read to catch up on celeb gossip? :Stag-azines
Which scope is your favorite?
Also, if you want to buy the Scopes and Crosshair dlc, don't forget to use the link in my description!
Yo
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Man rooster youve grown keep pushing dog!!
Thank you for giving us code 😀 for the new scope dlc
Rooster have you ever got a Great one in this game
two blondes hunters are arguing in the woods of Yukon valley. the first blonde says "those are deer tracks" the second blonde response “no, I’m positive those are moose tracks" just then the train comes by and hits them both.
Hehehehehhe Pick mine
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@@JosephWickenhauser-j7m that got dark real quick
That’s off of google just so you know
This is original and is not on google try and find it
I agree with you about the Sundberg. Very nice with the high penetration ammo, and it has a wide range of animal classes that you can take down with it. It's the pistol I use 90% of the time
0:49 "they have popped my sponsorship cherry" is CRAZY
Two hunters are lost in the woods.
After wandering around for a couple hours they decide to weigh their options, one says:
"I heard if you shoot in the air someone will hear and come to your rescue".
So they fire a few times in the air and wait, nothing happens so they try again a couple more times, after a few hours of this they're starting to get worried
and one says: "I hope we get help soon",
To which the other responds, "I know right, I am almost out of arrows"
Second:
"If you're planning to go to the forest, always remember to pack a radio, a flare and a pack of cards.
If you get lost, you can try to use the radio to call someone.
If you run out of batteries, you can shot the flare up into the air...
The cards? Well, if the radio doesn't work and the flare gets wet, you sit down and play solitary.
Sooner than later
someone will tap you in the shoulder to ask you
why don't you move the queen of hearts to the king of clubs"
This is the first rooster live I've ever seen
Explain how you do not know what a microwave is.
@@Real-br8ih I know what a microwave is I just didn't know what you guys meant bye it in the stream ok leave me alone
@@wendybell5919😂😂
Buckle up your in for a ride those are awesome
The way to level pistols is .22 pistol + .243 pistol + 45-70 pistol. You get pistol points for without any barell length debuffs nor engaging with pistols at all and then jump to .44 lever action and .454 heaven.
I'm so proud of you man. I remember watching you for the first time when you first started playing this game and everything was still new to you. You've grown and improved so much since then. Much deserved for your success and cheers to many more!
Thanks so much!
14:52 this poor girl had been through so much-
glad you did the right thing instead of letting her go,with a risk of being eaten by preds since shes weak anyway. (why am i talking like this is a video about someones feral pet being hurt and them needing to put them down) EDIT: forgot i commented already lmao
If you turn your headtorch off the night vision gets better
Hey man. I just discovered you last week through one of the shorts you posted! Definitely subscribed. I love your unadulterated content 😂😂😂 it’s classic.
15:40 made me think about jurrasic world ''its killing for sport'' chris pratt 2016
Words actually cannot describe how happy i become when Rooster posts.
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Hey rooster couple things with the new night vision you can spot the animals through the scope the old one you can’t didn’t know if you knew that as well the changed the electronic caller as well you can do two calls at once and a new setting called FOXBANG
(Edit congratulations on the sponsor on the video you deserve it like I’ve binge watching every one of your videos)
A nighttime “man eater” hunt could be fun. Jackels, big cats, wolves, grizzlies and such.
Night hunts in general would be a nice chance of pace like you said though
There were these three Okies who like to go deer hunting every year. So they hire a guy to fly them to this remote forest. They all split up to do their hunting, have a successful day, and meet back at the plane each carrying a buck. Well, they loaded up the plane, and as the pilot started up the engine, he said to the men, "I don't think she'll be able to get off the ground with this load."
Two of the men looked disappointed, but the third quickly responded, "Don't worry about it, we caught the same amount last year, and we got off the ground no problem."
So the pilot said OK, and the plane started down the runway, and sure enough got off the ground. But then the plane started to make some strange noises, and it crashed in the woods.
The next thing they knew, the three men and the pilot were in the middle of the plane wreckage, but in relatively good health. One of the men asked, "Any idea where we are?"
The other man said, "I don't know, but I think we're about a mile or two from where we crashed last year."
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Oh my God rooster you finally got a sponsor finally that is so cool to hear a rooster finally I'm so happy you got a sponsor😊 it's by call of the wild that's so cool to hear you're awesome RUclipsr 😎😎😎😎😎😊😊😊😊😎😎😎😊❤❤❤❤❤
Q: Why is the elephant's eye red?
A: So they can hide in the cherry tree.
Q: Have you seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: See how good they are at it?
YO CONGRATS ON THE SPONSER! That's hella honorable that they sponsored the puma pounder 💪
Also- here's some video ideas:
Hunting tigers at night,
and my personal favorite,
Shooting whatever you see in only the balls
Night Tigers would give me a heart attack. And ive actually tried to do a ballshot video 2 times! They are smaller than you'd think for a lot of animals. Very hard to hit
@Rooster_Gaming you do know that if you ever do a ball video, I will have to give an ungodly endless amount of grief.
15:32 "It didn't eat them, it's killing for sport. (Jurassic world reference)😂
do you know why Marsupials are the official spokesperson of the animal kingdom? they are the only ones that are Koala-fied...
Lol
IN THIS FAMILY WE AIM FOR THE GAME WE WEAR CAMO WE RESPECT OUR RIFLES
WE PREY BEFORE MEALS WE LOCK AND LOAD
AND WE NEVER MISS
Yoo congrats on the sponsorships and sorry I haven't been watching the vids I have kinda drifted away from cotw but this brought me back
Two hunters are out bear hunting in the woods. They come to a fork in the trail with a sign that says "bear left" So they went home.
Hope you laugh cause I did when I heard it 😅
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What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!
What do you get when you cross a hunting dog with a computer? A lab that retrieves data!
A hunter walks up on two blondes arguing in the woods: looking down the first blonde says "those are deer tracks" to which the second blonde response "No, my dad has been a hunter all his life and I know they are moose tracks" just then a train comes by and hits them both
I really like how you added the name of the scope in the corner. I dont know how much extra effort it takes but its a nice touch
Thanks! Took me a bit of time as im not great with editing. Might do it from now on!
What did the buck say when he saw a hunter?
Oh Deer
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“Hehe stupid ass puma”-best rooster quote ever
What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries?
- An investi-gator.
Stolen? I, remember seeing someone say what's a alligator called that's always in a vest an investigator
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6:47 "ehh, that was a pretty bad shot" he says while shooting a tree
What do you call a dear with no eyes????
No idear…..😂😂😂😂😂
Love you rooster ❤❤❤
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
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Oh yes I'm a gummy bear 🐻
Congrats on your sponsor and love your videos and my joke is why can’t you play a fair game in the jungle?
Because there are to many cheetahs
Thanks! 💪
9:55 Think you hit bigfoot there 😅
When you use the night vision scopes in the night time turn off your light when you shoot it is easier
I... damn
Q.What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper
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What did the doe say when she came out of the woods?
“That’s the last time I do that for two bucks”!
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Great vid!🔥
My shitty joke: There was two hunters in the forest and one of them slips and hits his head bad, the other one calls 911, the operator says: i can help, lets make sure he is dead. There is a big silence, then 2 gunshots, the hunter says to the operator, now what?
I remember hear this one when i was a kid. Glad to see someone say it! 💪
A lion walks into a mcdonalds and asks "can i get a ... large latte" the cashier says " sure. but why the big paws"😁
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I dunno, I was born with them.
Please play more far cry 5 with the Rancher outfit in your level action
“Can I trust you with my life” the Hunter asks “of corse” the lion says “I don’t trust you” the Hunter exclaims “why” the lion says “because your always LION” he says
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Congrats Rooster for getting sponsored by Avalanche! I’m glad to see that all your hard work and dedication is paying off! Keep up the good work and i hope i see your channel at 1 mil subs
Thanks so much!
Grats man!!! You deserve it. I bought COTW because of you. Then 3 of my friends bought it also! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yo bro I love being sick bcc I can stay home from school and watch your videos all day bro thanks for making the amazing content and keep the good work up👍!
16:49 uhoh, i sense a bigfoot hunting flashback.
26:43 BUTT SHOT🙄
Nice to see you get the sponsorship, especially given all the time you spend playing. And you're doing such a good job selling it, I'd buy it if I played hunting games.
Really should just commit an episode to unlocking high pen ammo. I know I'd enjoy watching revolver hunts.
I should, but i keep forgetting. I should probably right it down
I went to a zoo once and all they had was one small dog there.
It was a shih tzu 😊
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What’s a deer’s go to favorite ice cream?
Cookie-doe.
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There is the classic radio show joke about the Blonde woman calling in and saying why even put deer crossing signs on busy highways, the deer should be told not to cross roads at all. And the radio show host has to explain to her that the deer crossing signs don't control the deer. I think it was a clip from a station in New York or Pennsylvania.
To hunters are haunting for bears in the woods they come to fork in the road with a sign that says “ bears left” so they went home
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Two hunters are out bear hunting in the woods. They come to a fork in the trail with a sign that says "bear left" So they went home.
lol
Also google
My dad told me this ages ago
I got two diamonds since your last video. Moose and Fallow Deer. Also got my first Albino in Yukon. It was a wolf so I got the Ghost achievement.
Now I just have to wait half a year for my terrible Internet to update the game.
Im so jealous 😭
@@Rooster_GamingI got super lucky with the Fallow. I was wonderin around Hirschfelden and bam he just showed up.
I found this game through your channel and I went in fully knowing what to do. Haha so I technically had a head start.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up!
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hey rooster just wonna say thanks for keepin me entertained and i love the vids.
What do deer say when they don't like you : there not fawned of you
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Thank for sharing your set up.
Epic video my man, can't wait for more.
absolute legend
Got a animal joke for you:
Why are deer balls so cheep?
Because their under a buck.
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You’re finally on my boy
A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He then takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..... he said with a deep sigh" ............
"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
Sorry 😂
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Great job on the journey of RUclips you’ve been my favorite creator since you started keep up the good work man
Thanks for the support! I'll do my best to keep it up 💪
A Moscow professor goes bear hunting in Siberia. He is accompanied by a local hunter. The local hunter looks at the professor and then speaks:
- You are a professor. Then you're clever, aren't you?
- Yes, yes.
- And you can shoot?
- It's not my first bear hunt, but I've never been to Siberia.
- And you can run fast?
- I was a long-distance runner.
They go out in the field. They see the bear, the local hunter says, "Let's run.” They run back, the bear trots after them, while the professor wonders why the hell he's running when he's got a gun. He turns, aims, shoots - bear falls, doesn't move. The local hunter walks up to the carcass and shakes his head:
- Professor, professor, you really can shoot. And you can run fast, but you're an idiot.
- Why?
- Now how do we get the bear to the village?
Lol
@rooster Great premiere roose as always,btw how are you
Thanks! doing good now that the video is out, but I'm upset at youtube for the horrible lag
Rooster will it be cool that call of the wild have a dlc that you can play as the animals and make a new map about yellowstone😮.
What is your favorite dlc in the game
Probably the dog dlc tbh lol
Man, all of these animal jokes are just un-bear-able. Love ya Rooster
Ooooh, ouch. That... ewwww. I love it 😂❤️
A hunter walks up on two blondes arguing in the woods: looking down the first blonde says "those are deer tracks" to which the second blonde response "No, my dad has been a hunter all his life and I know they are moose tracks" just then a train comes by and hits them both...
Took me a sec to get it 😂 thats a good one
I got several jokes:
Two hunters are out bear hunting in the woods. They come to a fork in the trail with a sign that says "bear left" So they went home.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He wasn't aiming deer-ectly at it
Also, for the codes to win the free stuff, would they still work on Xbox, cause that's what I play on?
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What does a blind date and night hunting have in common.
There both shots in the dark
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Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉
Good video! 💪
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Why don't deer play poker?
Because they’re always getting caught in the headlights!
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could you please you the 470 king zenith(you know the elephant gun) again and hunt every class 9 with it, great vid btw def buying the new dlc
Why did the deer get braces? Because he got buck teeth!😂😂😂
Wonder how an APFSDS round fired from an M1a2 Abrams would work at getting good animals…
Right on time. Time to eat and watch my favorite videos❤
Hi rooster, havent watched your vids in a while, so its time to watch every single one. (I have nothing else to do) Edit: btw im the guy who suggested that you hunted onle carnivores
thank you for your thehunter videos, man. inspired me to play! im not the best but i would love to get as good as you loll
Hey Mate if you want to Boost your pistol score and the glock 10MM and crocodiles and the Banteng on Emerald coast are fantastic pistol grinds, because they're so big and slow, and the 10mm penetrates well
Thats a great idea!
Why did the hunter’s wife get suspicious?
- He couldn’t stop talking about chasing after a big rack in the woods!
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A suggestion I have for a future video, and im not 100% sure how hard it would be, is to hunt every species of bird in the game using only handguns. .22lr, 10mm, or even.454 if youre feeling spicy, but handguns only
Why did the hunter bring a ladder?
Because he heard the ducks were flying low!
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guess im buying the dlc today, and i re upped. damn i cant wait to get off
Hope you have fun with it! the Odin is really solid, and pistols are actually fun from long range now
You fr are the only thing that made me get this game
What did the hunters have for lunch while out hunting?
Sour-doe bread
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Hey Rooster, why don’t blind Hunters ever go skydiving?
Because it scares the shit out of their Guide-dogs.
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I got one for you.
Why did the deer bring a ladder on the hunting trip?
Because it heard the stakes were high!
Out of all the maps what map do you recommend for newer players? Also love the vids❤
Probably silver ridge. It have a lot of middle class game to hunt and very open areas
Your back in cotw!!!
Why did the Rooster refuse to hunt pumas anymore?
Because he realized he was just “winging it” every time!
Also do you have an epic games creator code that I can use since your link is for steam?
Nah i dont have an epic games code. This link is a tracking link. So while i dont make money off the sales, it shoes them my viewers have bought the dlc from my link. Which makes them more likely to want to spinsor me again
What’s a deers favorite place to get ice cream? Deery Queen
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@@Rooster_Gaming love your vids so much like I am literally addicted to them lol can’t wait for the next one!
Why did the pheasant agree to go hunting with the hunter?
He wanted to see what all the fuss was about!
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I have 2 shitty animal/hunting jokes
Why did the deer get braces?
:Because he had buck-teeth
What do deer read to catch up on celeb gossip?
:Stag-azines
lol I like these. Btw, youtube says you're one of my top commenters!
How in the 7 pounded pumas did i become a top commenter
@@TheRealAustralianDudethat’s the first thing that comes up when you search deer jokes on google
A Rooster live.
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WHAT UP ROOSTERRRR
Hi
I’ve been waiting for this since it dropped I bought this dlc as soon as it dropped I wish I could’ve used your code
Hi
Rooster love your vids
letsss goooooooo rooster posted with sponserrr
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