wow he truly is evil in its purest form. He was managing that yet could turn around and do this so easily. He lures us in with his devil hand at music and then has us watch him drive retail shops and prisons into the ground.
I imagine Kevin's staff discovering fries went something like this: **Accidentally cuts potato into french fry shape** "Oh my God we'll be rich call the boss CALL THE BOSS!"
I like the fact that when his restaurant was a mess with the deep fryers mixed with tables and a single overworked employee, it was doing better than when he tried to actually fix it by having a kitchen, more space for customers and more staff :)
Well, adding loads of staff with salaries and multiple fryers when only one of them can cook at a time due to there only being one cutting board may have been the main issue.
@@pedrovallefin8406 That's honestly not that far-off. Whenever Kevin "fixes" something he forgets about something and ends up having to fix that later. And the video ends when he is no longer able to fix what he forgot the last time he tried to fix things.
"Time sure does fly when you get absolutely no breaks from work and you're here forever" is honestly just a mood during covid. Has it been a year? Two years? Who knows. Not me, thats for sure.
Kevin: “I have no where to store the potatoes. You know what just block these doors with potato storage” Gigantic room he literally just built: AM I JOKE TO YOU?!?
This was literally my experience working in catering for the first time as an apprentice. 3 months in they were letting me open up by myself and getting later and later turning up so I used to start the day opening, prepping and serving and cooking before the owners got in. Glad someone else has finally gone through my pain!
Kevin you’re not only my favorite RUclipsr, but you’re also my favorite source of entertainment. I love all of your videos! They always brighten my day
I love this video, It is just like the videos I used to watch when I subbed originally. None of that dumb headphone slapping, humorous content, doesn't feel scripted, it's perfect Kevin. PERFECT!
Thomas(initially) : There's no work to do.. Kevin : Ah, just you wait *evil smile* *Makes him do the dishes, cleaning, cooking and serving* Thomas : I should NOT have said that.
Yay he’s playing this! Glad to see it, saw the person who made it advertising it on Reddit and a lot of people said he should send a code to Kevin, this game is perfect for him
9:37 “hello I would like a pizza please.” “Aw sorry we don’t have pizza.” “What did you sell out of all your pizza?” “No we never sold them in the first place now would you like some nuggets.”
"I designed a restaurant that tortures both the customers and employees" Well Kevin, you officially invented Starbucks. Or McDonald's, both fit that description.
I was scared for a second when he actually went through with the kitchen, but then I remembered nothing perfect for long with Kevin, and I was releavd when I saw the row of tables.
There’s a pizza place near where I live where they named it after the two owners (I can’t remember the name atm) but the one owner quit so now the sign just has a big “X” over the other owners name
I’m genuinely disappointed you didn’t accidentally block in your customers like I did, I would’ve paid to see you space out only to realize your angry customers are literally shitting in your floor XD
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Let me know if you want a reservation by dropping a like, no cancelations!!!!!!
Hells yea
Kevin if I complain...will I be brutally murdered?
I would like a reservation right now please. Also, can I get some pufferfish and a water?
Will Kevin say hello back to me?
Yees please
"if someones sees this, SEND HELP" nice try Kevin's Editor get back in the dungeon
Wait, where did it say that? I missed it
@@SaphiraTessa in the beginning, when it shows the editing screen
@@pandabear8862 time stamp??
@@CLAIRE-_-. in the... in the beginning...
@@DeletedUserwqDaOxzQ Lol sorry. When I watched it I couldn't see it. I didn't realise how small it was. Thanks tho
Kevin could just call the video “I designed a restaurant” and we would already know the rest
yes
yes
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“I designed a restaurant that tortures both the customers and employees”
Flashback to Jim’s Restaurant in The Sims
Congrats on the heart
@@IamaPERSON thank you a person
@@nicholasdelpizzo1594 you're welcome
Did you mean: the *SINS*
@@IamaPERSON i didnt know you watch call me kevin aswell
And on today's episode of Kitchen Nighmares: Gordon fears for his life and get's the fuck out of the restaurant.
I misread that as Kevin Nightmares at first, which honestly seems equally fitting
I want a Kitchen Nightmares episode at Jim's restaurant.
@@mrsilikeeggs Needs to be the final season finale, bc I doubt Gordon's immune to deliberately-incorrectly-prepared pufferfish
If Thomas isn't immortalised as a waiter in Jim's next restaurant then i'm going to form a 1 man riot. That man is a saint.
you say immortalised as if he's not gonna get killed off by jim himself
two man riot*
@@sewerg0blin Isnt that what he mean by "inmortalised"? He will haunt Jims restaurant as ghost forever.
It’s such a shame that Kevin couldn’t serve pufferfish nigiri.
Well it's a fast food restaurant. He might be able to do it at a fancier restaurant
Or water
Just so everyone remembers, this man used to own a retail business.
@@despacito2390 all the experience has come to great use
wow he truly is evil in its purest form. He was managing that yet could turn around and do this so easily. He lures us in with his devil hand at music and then has us watch him drive retail shops and prisons into the ground.
where?
@@MaximumEfficiency Ireland of course
@@godofchaosandmadness what did he sell?
Kevin somehow finds a way to ruin everyone’s life
even the rats
Congrats on the heart
So just a normal video then 😆🤣
Besides our’s
even the intro was chaos,,this will be good
Yooooo turg
@@CMK3802 hello!!
thank you kevin 🥺❤️
@@callmeturg how are you?
@@CMK3802 i'm doing good! how are you?
If Kevin actually opened a restaurant I would both want to visit and never want to step foot within 30 miles of the place
I mean he did own a retail store once...
@@FuntimeLetsPlays But that was before the accident
Me: *see’s the title *
“Ah, we’re doing the Jim method I see!”
Beans
i mean you could easily confuse this for the sims video of hells kitchen
“Is this the Krusty Krab?”
“No this is Kevin.”
"Is this Kevin?"
"No this is Thomas."
@@peacefulsnail7352 "Is this Thomas?"
"No this is Sparta!"
when he said, "thomas here is stressed", I really felt that on a *personal* level
Thomas want a potion to turn you into a train
I threw your plushie at someone in Pokerstars VR. Then they got one out of their stash and threw one back. You have made an impact.
I imagine Kevin's staff discovering fries went something like this:
**Accidentally cuts potato into french fry shape**
"Oh my God we'll be rich call the boss CALL THE BOSS!"
I like the fact that when his restaurant was a mess with the deep fryers mixed with tables and a single overworked employee, it was doing better than when he tried to actually fix it by having a kitchen, more space for customers and more staff :)
Well, adding loads of staff with salaries and multiple fryers when only one of them can cook at a time due to there only being one cutting board may have been the main issue.
@@manologamerss5801 The moral is that Kevin should never try to fix anything.
@@pedrovallefin8406 That's honestly not that far-off. Whenever Kevin "fixes" something he forgets about something and ends up having to fix that later. And the video ends when he is no longer able to fix what he forgot the last time he tried to fix things.
Kevin is 150% more Irish when he's mildly annoyed
We don't even need the "torture" part of titles anymore, it's okay Kevin, we've come to expect it
Kevin is the most funniest irish youtuber ever, he deserves more subscribers, or they will feel the wrath of dear leader Jim Pickens
Congrats on the heart
i thought he was american?
@@IamaPERSON - Hey thanks man
@@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 you're welcome
sorry but its most funny or funniest. Pet peeve, Im sorry
Im only at 1:40 and he's already trying to make his restaurant into tekeshi's castle
Um I’m allergic to um.. restaurants, yeah sorry can’t come sorry Kevin nothing personal or anything not at all
Burger King : "why eat with a clown when you can eat with a king."
Kevin : Let me introduce you to our great leader.
"I design a diner that tortures both the customers and employees"
The name of the diner is probably after Jim's name
It's Pickens Chickens
@@kittykat9074 And they only serve free nuggies to get people in their cult
Your Local Joy and Happiness, judging by the profile pic i think you need to add a local source of hope as well
Game: Exists
Kevin: How Can I Ruin The NPC's Life
Opened up Kevin s video
Kevin yells
Everyone: Jesus Christ our Fecking ears
“Oof”
@@hannah27117 oof indeed
Here from a jacksepticeye vid so I wasnt phased
"Time sure does fly when you get absolutely no breaks from work and you're here forever" is honestly just a mood during covid. Has it been a year? Two years? Who knows. Not me, thats for sure.
I work in events so by the time I get back to work I'll have forgotten how to do it.
"two years?" How this hurts
@@Acquaintance6336 It hasn't felt like two years at all. 2021 was just a void in time for me.
i seriously had a shitty day, i’m so grateful for kevin. sometimes i really depend on his uploads for any seratonin
Mood tbh
Thomas: "theres nothing to do"
Kevin: Just you wait....
*2 Minutes later*
"I designed a restaurant that tortures both the customers and employees"
Mcdonalds:you dare challenge me?
Kevin:with the power of jim pickens....yes
Seven Eleven: "HOLD MY (Cheap and horrible) BEER"
This sums up Kevin. Murder, destroying lively hoods and doing it all while serving awful food.
That's the content I subscribed for. I'm not even trying to be funny, that's 100% accurate.
Kevin: “I have no where to store the potatoes. You know what just block these doors with potato storage”
Gigantic room he literally just built:
AM I JOKE TO YOU?!?
1:15
“it’s a magical, magical fruit.”
idk why this made me laugh so much😂
I was having a bad day and then “it’s a magical magical fruit!” blessed my unworthy ears
This was literally my experience working in catering for the first time as an apprentice. 3 months in they were letting me open up by myself and getting later and later turning up so I used to start the day opening, prepping and serving and cooking before the owners got in. Glad someone else has finally gone through my pain!
At this point torture from you doesn’t surprise us anymore Kevin
00:01 Right i can't be the only one who freaked and thought their CPU was Fecked Up
I love how they kept walking through the mousetrap door and there were no complaints about stepping on a mousetrap
Kevin, your videos really help me. I’ve been feeling a bit bad in the last week, and one of the little things that really help me are your videos
I'm convinced the headphone snapping is giving Kevin slow but ever increasing brain damage
Look up The Test Trilogy on Steam if you haven't played it yet. Everyone should experience it AT LEAST once... No spoilers, just try it. ♥
Soon may the chicken man come, to bring us nuggies, salt and rum,
One day when the nuggies where done it kept the restaurant full.
she had not been, two weeks from barn
Thank you for supporting the new game Call me Kevin :D I saw the developer on reddit posted a release and I bought it, it was so fun!
That restaurant is what my houses in TS1 looked like. LOL.
Yes
Kevin you’re not only my favorite RUclipsr, but you’re also my favorite source of entertainment. I love all of your videos! They always brighten my day
"It's a magical, magical fruit."
Kevin really doesn't get out much.
Yes, they will definitely complain about free food. I'm a waiter. This is 100% correct.
"I must not forget about my bread and butter, though. Which is potatoes."
-The Irish when Russians claimed the idea of vodka for themselves
I feel like this is so authentic to how working in the service industry feels apart from the customers are less angry.
Thomas needs to be hired into Jim’s next restaurant, he’s the hero we need
I WILL SOLVE WORLD HUNGER until my restaurant goes out of business
I don’t mind the echoing- it’s like many Kevins are speaking at once- heavenly ❤️❤️💖😍
Banana
@@user-mx6kq1bo8w No. I do not like your insult.
I dont know how you keep this up every day. You make life a little better for all of us man. You are a legend!
Now this is a restaurant I can invest in
I love this video, It is just like the videos I used to watch when I subbed originally. None of that dumb headphone slapping, humorous content, doesn't feel scripted, it's perfect Kevin. PERFECT!
Kevin: "It's a magical, magical fruit"
Um Kevin. . . . . .You know potatoes are vegetables right?
R-Right-?
0:00 Me when I open 8 tabs of CMK videos and play them all at once
Tbh I really enjoy Kevin’s restaurant/ food related games
Just look at his misery meat 😂
kevin is the living embodiment of chaos i love it here
Thomas(initially) : There's no work to do..
Kevin : Ah, just you wait *evil smile*
*Makes him do the dishes, cleaning, cooking and serving*
Thomas : I should NOT have said that.
Yay he’s playing this! Glad to see it, saw the person who made it advertising it on Reddit and a lot of people said he should send a code to Kevin, this game is perfect for him
9:37 “hello I would like a pizza please.” “Aw sorry we don’t have pizza.” “What did you sell out of all your pizza?” “No we never sold them in the first place now would you like some nuggets.”
Kevin is just always such a mood and I don't know if that should be worrying.
"I designed a restaurant that tortures both the customers and employees"
Well Kevin, you officially invented Starbucks. Or McDonald's, both fit that description.
I remember seeing this game on a Reddit post talking about it being in development it’s nice to see that it’s been released
An all potato restaurant does sound pretty amazing honestly
The months sure do fly, when the nuggies fry
Again? This is at least the third time!
Third time's the charm
193858382485838385 times the charm
I was scared for a second when he actually went through with the kitchen, but then I remembered nothing perfect for long with Kevin, and I was releavd when I saw the row of tables.
Past Kevin calling a potato a fruit is proof past Kevin is an intellectual
"what have you been using -? OH MY GOD THE FISH TANK"
nearly spit out my tea
The weird thing is, it seemed like Kevin was genuinely trying for a minute there. But then it went all to shite and I felt better.
The potato is my favourite fruit as well!
Kevin is just so relatable!
0:20 "I thinking potaytoes"
"Potahdoes"
"Tomeaydoes"
"Tomahdoes"
"Let's call the whole thing oooooff"
"Restaurant could use extra toilets."
"*EXTRA* toilets?!"
That seemed like an especially painful headphone drop
I saw the Taste Maker game in r/gaming and I immediately knew that Kevin would be perfect in creating chaos in such a simple game.
14:07
This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
Everyone: debt
Kevin: negative money
This man is sadistic, I love it!
There’s a pizza place near where I live where they named it after the two owners (I can’t remember the name atm) but the one owner quit so now the sign just has a big “X” over the other owners name
"I designed a restaurant that tortures both the customers and employees"
isn't that just a denny's?
HAH!
Nah, you're thinking of a Waffle House
I’m genuinely disappointed you didn’t accidentally block in your customers like I did, I would’ve paid to see you space out only to realize your angry customers are literally shitting in your floor XD
Oh we’re back to Jim’s puffer fish days
"alright we starting a fast food restaurant I'm thinking potatoes"
So a classic Irish restaurant 😆🤣
I thought my headphones broke at the beginning I got scared
As normal every time Kevin begins normal then fucks things up and i like it
Day 259 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
Wait *w h a t*
Happy birthday
and i’m still here supporting u! upppp+++
Oh damn your still at it, this is dedication
You are one hell of a dedicated person I've ever seen
14:58 The single cutting board had me dying!!!
Kevin is missing the obvious opportunity to re-brand and serve French food in order to really take advantage of these rats.
Do more videos about this game, I am so close to buying it!
Torture restaurant Press X to invest
Me: *Spams X
This is a great sequel to Thomas Was Alone.
Wait a minute, did he just say a potato is a fruit?
the “trying to create ambíõncé“ send me
Damn, Kevin watch out for Karens
kevin really loves his open plans from restaurants to prisons
“tortures both the customers and the employees” you mean just a regular mcdonald’s?
Shots fired
13:23
Look Ma, I’m in a video game!