I said the above havin known this to be a mantra of many ND folk ive met includin myself; and its one that is hard to overcome, but when ya know why you struggle... It does get easier to accept the struggle without gettin overwhelmed so easily
@@leonv.3810 In reaility, Jim is the one tomerting them most of the time. He even became a paranormal investigator and summoned his victims to just small talk with them and things like that, probably the most mocking thing he could do.
As a chef, I really like watching these on my break I always go back with new techniques and recipe ideas! Also, yes.. we, in general, mostly microwave all fish and let them sit on a counter for long periods of time to serve as tomato soup. Also, also.. making soup is truly the most time consuming and difficult thing I make for my job lol
Just fyi, the other side of the salmon was not overcooked, it is just its skin (which you can eat). Also, there is nothing wrong with boiling salmon. This is what I usually do if I do not have access to a grill.
thank you. this video has helped me pursue my dream of cooking. there was always a problem i had. boiling. anytime it was brought up in conversation (as it usually is) i would quiver in fear. i would have never believed you heated up water. something so complex... yet so simple. i always thought your talent was singing, but i was wrong. Call Me Kevin, the Chef.
watching this 5 years later and in fear of what Kevin could have spoke into existence with the mention of a drive-thru penthouse restaurant, America doesn't need any ideas I promise you we have enough fast food restaurants with impossible drive-throughs to navigate 😅😂
1) I like how Kevin actually tries this time! 2) It's actually how things work in real restaurants, with things going to the floor and back on your plate!
Bore ragnarok Day of the year: 79 Consecutive BR counter: 81 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
His sales are on fire. And his kitchen. And the fire extinguisher. And the customers. To be fair, he's not the one setting the customers on fire. It is a charming old man who says he owns the restaurant and laughs histerically when someone dies.
Kevin: *speaks semi sarcastically about previous video and mistakes that have been made* Us: Already remembering the previous video. Kevin: Shows 30 second flashback of the exact clip we're remembering. We've built a nice schedule here on this channel
Carrying on for Mona Beansa, this is day 70 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad Again with the cooking Kevin, you know what this has to lead to right? Comrades, I’m sure our victory is near!
Hi Kevin, I'm a big fan of yours and you've been my favourite youtuber for over a year now.I love your videos there so funny but I would really enjoy seeing you do another resident evil stream/ no editing. I love you man, keep doing what you do
You know Kevin, I was around back in the black ops 1 trolling days. The good ol' MUSHROOMS, WE CAN USE IT FOR SOUP days. I remember it all. I couldn't find your new (not exactly new anymore) channel for a long time and I feel so blessed to have found it lmao as a kid you were my favorite RUclipsr and it's shaping up to be that way once again
00:14 Pay attention this part may save lives. If you find yourself in this situation pay attention to this video's lesson Call Me Kevin Fire Saftey Tips 1. Always keep your Fire Extinguisher near a highly flammable Gas Tank 2. If a Fire Starts immediately turn on the fans to help blow the fire out 3. Try to always go towards the fire 4. Always avoid getting out instead attempt to save the dead Fish in the room
"Why am I so useless even when I'm actually trying?"
This hits too close to home
Same.
Instablaster.
Every day of my life
I hope yall have figured out youre neurodivergent by now :3
I said the above havin known this to be a mantra of many ND folk ive met includin myself; and its one that is hard to overcome, but when ya know why you struggle... It does get easier to accept the struggle without gettin overwhelmed so easily
You CAN boil salmon though, I steam mine. I've never used glass shards in it though I'll have to try that.
The glass shards give it a nice flavor. 👌😫
I mean there are soups with salmon in it. So yeah, you can boil it.
@@Alternatoast he's from Ireland. So that makes sense why he wouldnt know
@@RC-vk1oo It also adds a weird metallic taste? Idk, still tasty 👌
@@kqxoc254 Gives it a crunch.
All I remember is that Kevin was cutting a fish on the floor in the last video
And cooking a fish with Blowtorch
We need a cooking simulator where Gordon Ramsay is constantly harassing you
Buddy, he’s currently playing *that game.*
Kevin is constantly harassing gordon ramsay*
Uncle Rodger says, Use a Wok HIYYAAA
Stick Ramsay in this, and he’d have a heart attack.
Swearing Simulator 2023
Kevin-"What would a blender do to this"
*blends potatoes*
Kevin-"Oh noo, ive blended it all together"
Thanks Captain Obvious.
This bit has me absolutely losing my mind bc what was he thinking
At 3:37 he sounds like he is reading out his Patreons
Yeah what actually happened to Winterly Parsley
Thyme...why you punish me?
Like a wave passing near to the shore
You wash away my thears
@burdistan i thought i was the only one who actually hears the names like "WHERES ANACONDA KIWI "
You can't disappoint them if you poisoned all of them.
Maybe they'll come back from the dead ? (Knowing that Kevin's food is radioactive)
@@yenthewillaert254 Yeah I see that happening. Jim's victims like to return from the dead and torment him as well.
More like Bore Ragnarok
@@leonv.3810 In reaility, Jim is the one tomerting them most of the time. He even became a paranormal investigator and summoned his victims to just small talk with them and things like that, probably the most mocking thing he could do.
Cooking Simulator but the customers wouldn’t be disappointed if they ordered the pufferfish.
Chef: Jim Pickens?
Get out of here Pickens you know your only allowed to murder people here on Tuesdays
Game: ~cut lemon into quarters~
CallMeKevin: *cuts into slices*
"Why am I cutting it like a carrot?"
"I'm good at cutting"
YOU CAN TURN ON THE TV:S TO SEE THE RECIPE you don’t need to go to the computer
Fluffy 26345 😂
TVs*
Don’t worry, he ain’t any more intelligent, 4 years on.
@@MadnessIncVP wow, thanks for reminding me of my old cringey comments.
How did you find this footage of the new Rattatouille movie?
How to properly clean your metal computer
Ratatouille: Linguini gets poessed by Kevin
*Did you mean: Ratatoing*
My favourite quote 9:47
“FECK MY THONGS”
lmfao
It’s tongs.
@@dillonventures2027 he said thongs in the vid
Gozo [YT] I hear tongs.
Tongie tong tongs
Just imagine Gordon Ramsey coming to this restaurant
Hello he done cummed
He can't cum twice
jim pickens would kill him
IT'S RAW
It’s dry and tasteless
"What would a blender even do to these??"
....
"oh no It blended them all together" 😱
Thanks Captain Obvious.
Manager: So why should I hire you at my restaurant?
Kevin: When in doubt microwave a trout.
Manager: So does tomorrow at 7 sound good?
69 likes Nice
@@adham9343 now 96
@@samlieneck6943 😂😂
Yeppers
As a chef, I really like watching these on my break
I always go back with new techniques and recipe ideas!
Also, yes.. we, in general, mostly microwave all fish and let them sit on a counter for long periods of time to serve as tomato soup.
Also, also.. making soup is truly the most time consuming and difficult thing I make for my job lol
You worked in a ‘Cash in Hand’ chippy run by ‘fresh off the boat’ immigrants, I’m guessing?
@@MadnessIncVP Can't say it's a good guess, but it's a very wrong, and oddly specific guess
You get a break? 🙃
This is the type of content that would make Gordon Ramsay turn in his grave when he's dead.
It's the type of cooking that will kill Gordon Ramsey so he will turn in his grave.
ohhhh the assault he would have upon poor Kevin lol
It's the type of content that will turn the grave in Gordon Ramsey
No one will complain if there is no one TO complain.
*Poison them all Kevin*
Just fyi, the other side of the salmon was not overcooked, it is just its skin (which you can eat).
Also, there is nothing wrong with boiling salmon. This is what I usually do if I do not have access to a grill.
5:28 you can! Look at the TV and click on it, it will show you the full recipe for the dish you're making. Definitely a game changer!
SomeGamerNoob There’s always that one thing in a game you wish existed, and then it turns out it did they just never told you about it
@@DeathnoteBB Except they did. In the tutorial that not a single RUclipsr actually watched.
Potatoes + Blender = Potato cocktail
You should serve it as *Local Irish Special*
Hey Kevin, is Mole available to cook?
Hey Nope, is Mole2 available to talk?
Not sure but we should invite the Headmaster over for Dinner
More like bore ragnarok
You can press the images in the TV to see the recipe 👌
"that is definitely inside of me"
-things kevin regrets having a soundbite of him saying
kevin: “pork chops are a myth, that’s not even a real meal.”
me: * cries in southern * 🥺
Same dude same. They can actually be really tasty
Sigh... southern pork chop boys unite. I feel that.
"RT is now playing Cities Skylines." Good old RT, destroying cities with meteors while playing Country Roads.
Oh RT! You and you're meteors! *crowd laughs in background while meteors fall from the sky*
SPEEEEEED WAGOOOOOOON
Wow Kevin I'm sure theres a spot for you on Master Chef when you're ready to take the next step on your cooking journey
Cooking simulator but one food poisoning wasn’t enough.
This deserves so many likes 😂
Day 6 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
Only day 6
@@UnkindledKieran I'm not sure what you mean.
@@dragonfan8647 I mean why only six and not more
day 2 of supporting this comment
Such a wholesome comment
4:21
RT Game is now playing Cities: Skylines
*cries in Country Road*
oh no. NONONONONO
I mean, that explains 14:11...
I first thought he unlocked an achievement for trying to stab himself with the knife
was that RT Game at the start?!?! IRISH WILL RISE
Zentanium I like potatoes
@@pugassassin5591 mashed or baked
@@arghnoor I prefer them in candy form
@@chaotic_soviet1940 you will not get any potatoes now
@@Ghost-vp7wz chain someone reply to me
Dont worry they wont be disappointed for long, food poisoning will get them before it matters
Kevin’s Kitchen: 0 out of 5 stars
“Kevin made it, so it must be bad.”
I'd eat there, I'd probably be microwaving most of my meals anyway
Still better than Jim’s Pickens restaurant.
"See, I go in with the greatest of intentions but then I just start to get overwhelmed" You summed up my life.
OMG when he cut that lemon in 4 parts I died inside
This stressed me out and made me laugh at the same time i am a broken man
"Why am I so useless even when I'm trying?"
the most relatable mood ever
9:47 " FECK MY THONGS "
Kevin, help.
Leon i fucking died when i read that
NOW I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER ONE
Iconic this was at 69 likes when I checked it
@@aaliyah6451 lmao
You should make A video of you in real life 'trying' to recreate these dishes
Kevin, an Irish man, is the only person alive that pronounce thyme with the “th” sound.
Victoria Lambert I think he also said thongs instead of tongs
Wait that's not how you pronounce it?
Wait I do that
@@survivingmoon7635 its pronounced like time
Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhongz
Cooking simulator but that's not tomato sauce on the knife...(0:02)
Baking Bad but that's not tomato sauce on the knife.
Cooking simulator irl but that's not beef
When will you be making pufferfish
noscope gaming later on in the game
Day 112 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads
Ali TEM I feel like that like is a good sign
@@benis5856 that or a recognition of our suffering and how much he enjoys it.
Okay he hearted it again. He has to do it now.
Ali TEM the song is just called country roads
Also this is a bit early but
Happy Newroz (Kurdish/Persian holiday)
"Slow down, what is a car-rot?" I'm dead lol
"why am i so useless even when im trying??"
mood?
thank you. this video has helped me pursue my dream of cooking. there was always a problem i had.
boiling.
anytime it was brought up in conversation (as it usually is) i would quiver in fear. i would have never believed you heated up water. something so complex... yet so simple. i always thought your talent was singing, but i was wrong.
Call Me Kevin, the Chef.
18 mins of Kevin today...fecking awesome
New Baking Bad: Breadsticks and Bowl of Red.
Love that he's actually trying this time, it's somehow much more fun to watch because of the difficulty of the game it self
"The trick to boiling stuff is to put it in water"
No it has to be heated!
Meanwhile Gordon Ramsay walks in.......Tonight on Kitchen Nightmares
these tongs are fucking RAW!!!!
Why are you microwaving tongs
“When in doubt, microwave the trout” - Kevin 2019
I love how out of breath he sounds playing a game lmao
Loved the “hello my name’s NINO” at the end
So this is what the employees are doing in the back of Buffalo wild while I'm waiting for my food for 2 and 1/2 hours :)
i would go to this restaurant and order he mos complicated thing just to hear kevin scream HOW THE FECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS
You could also do it if you'd like food poisoning.
Still not as good as _cOoKiNg mAMa_
true
cooking mama is a fucking masterpiece when it comes to cooking games
5:48 "Fecking hell, WHY AM I SO USELESS EVEN WHEN IM ACTUALLY TRYING?!"
My life story right there buddy.
watching this 5 years later and in fear of what Kevin could have spoke into existence with the mention of a drive-thru penthouse restaurant, America doesn't need any ideas I promise you we have enough fast food restaurants with impossible drive-throughs to navigate 😅😂
Dude, I’ve only laughed throughout the entire video for like one other content creator. Favorite line “we’ll just microwave it”
"Why am i so useless even when im auctally trying?!" Me every day.
Dang this is the most likes I've ever had thx people🙏🤘
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
Don't do anything stupid
@@thepizzacarpizza1056 Are you implying that suicide is stupid?
Lord Satin he’s saying don’t do anything stupid, which I think implies *do not suicide*
@@manio_e Are you implying that he is implying that *do not suicide* is non-stupid?
Cooking Simulator but I cook the customers.
I wanted ramen noodles
If Kevin was an actual chef, he wouldn't be able to dissapoint anyone "puts lamb sauce on pufferfish" "dies"
Kevin skipping the tutorial so he has no idea that you can bring the recipe up on the tv is... Comedy gold
1) I like how Kevin actually tries this time!
2) It's actually how things work in real restaurants, with things going to the floor and back on your plate!
*gordan Ramsey has entered the chat*
*Gordan Ramsey has left the chat*
Bore ragnarok
Day of the year: 79
Consecutive BR counter: 81
Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
Kitty_Gamer23 all hail our dear leader
wtf
Kitty_Gamer23 what is bore ragnarok?
Bore ragnarok? More like...
Bore ragnarok am I right guys haha
he reposted his sims video
Kevin’s kitchen: 2 out of 5 stars
I’d eat there bc kevins sales are on fire 💯💯😂😂🤙🏾🔥
His sales are on fire. And his kitchen. And the fire extinguisher. And the customers.
To be fair, he's not the one setting the customers on fire. It is a charming old man who says he owns the restaurant and laughs histerically when someone dies.
Call me Kevyn but he is conscious about the “RT=Callmekevyn Theory”
(0:02)
They already played together
why are you writing kevin like that
"When in doubt, microwave the trout." --Every good chef
"When in doubt, microwave a trout."
Words to live by
Kevin: *speaks semi sarcastically about previous video and mistakes that have been made*
Us: Already remembering the previous video.
Kevin: Shows 30 second flashback of the exact clip we're remembering.
We've built a nice schedule here on this channel
Carrying on for Mona Beansa, this is day 70 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad
Again with the cooking Kevin, you know what this has to lead to right? Comrades, I’m sure our victory is near!
Yes.
That Guy yeah me too, I mean who would even want to be in charge of an account like that?
I hope this happens :(
@@themilkssiah why?
xyz letsgogaming sorry, I should have made it more obvious. I am in charge of The Mona Beansa Project
*“Why am I so useless even when I’m actually trying?”* story of my life
Story of the education system LOL
10:45 "Whoa, slow down, what is a 'car-rot'"?
4:15 "Shit, why am I slicing it like it's a feckin carrot?!"
Petition for Kevin to play Spongebob: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman
i signed..
signed
"when in doubt, microwave the trout." I want that on my tombstone.
Gordon Ramsey (to food) : Kevin isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Kevin:
8:04
i did not think that i would ever hear Kevin be that positive and excited about soup.
Hi Kevin, I'm a big fan of yours and you've been my favourite youtuber for over a year now.I love your videos there so funny but I would really enjoy seeing you do another resident evil stream/ no editing. I love you man, keep doing what you do
Day 4 of swearing until Kevin plays Baking Bad
Frick
Whoa you better have your parents permission to say that!
Not cool dude
Jeez, sinner.
You’re a heck for saying that
Holy flip
I love how when Kevin messes up he's like feck
"When in doubt, microwave the trout" That line had me dead lol
You know Kevin, I was around back in the black ops 1 trolling days. The good ol' MUSHROOMS, WE CAN USE IT FOR SOUP days. I remember it all. I couldn't find your new (not exactly new anymore) channel for a long time and I feel so blessed to have found it lmao as a kid you were my favorite RUclipsr and it's shaping up to be that way once again
The food in this restaurant is fire... Quite literally
8:00 even though kevin hates soup, soup was the best dish he made
"Where did I leave the pot, Oh on the floor" I generally leave mine in a grinder or jar, but ok
Cooking Simulator but Kevin never disappoints me
0:05
*Thats the best joke in a while, really crackin up this one*
Please do more of this game, I watched 2 episodes and I cried from laughter 2 times
*Irish Gordon Ramsay in a nutshell*
Says hes gonna do it properly
*5 seconds later he burns all the food*
Tge fun thing is... I'm literally watching you go as I'm making some pizza xD.
Nice video as always
Imagine ordering soup and getting just a whole beet and onion in a bowl.
It’s nice to see Kevin tries to do what he’s supposed to do, not that his usualy style is bad, but it’s fun to see him struggle
Cooking Sumulator but the health inspector shuts me down
Nino would be proud of Kevin's strive for excellence.
Stop Looking HELLO MY NAMES NINOOO
Kevin learned the importance of Chef Mike
Can you count this as a collab because like the first 5 seconds?
Just hearing Kevin talk about whatever makes me so happy!
00:14 Pay attention this part may save lives.
If you find yourself in this situation pay attention to this video's lesson
Call Me Kevin Fire Saftey Tips
1. Always keep your Fire Extinguisher near a highly flammable Gas Tank
2. If a Fire Starts immediately turn on the fans to help blow the fire out
3. Try to always go towards the fire
4. Always avoid getting out instead attempt to save the dead Fish in the room