Templin Wormhole: Screk Diplomats Asked To Keep Screaming Coming From Embassy To A Minimum

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 201

  • @XenonionNews
    @XenonionNews  3 года назад +322

    Don't forget to visit the ISS Xenonion! discord.gg/fq4kEuZAkb

  • @TemplinInstitute
    @TemplinInstitute 3 года назад +1604

    Such courageous journalism.

    • @XenonionNews
      @XenonionNews  3 года назад +309

      Our indentured interns are at your service!

    • @masterthiefesq2440
      @masterthiefesq2440 3 года назад +43

      @@XenonionNews Sounds like your interns need some liberating...

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 года назад +27

      you are underrated

    • @Jaydee-wd7wr
      @Jaydee-wd7wr 3 года назад +10

      @@ortherner, What a nice thing to say.

    • @XenonionNews
      @XenonionNews  3 года назад +87

      @@ortherner Completely, 4 out 5 nerve stapled arthropoids agree!

  • @olefredrikskjegstad5972
    @olefredrikskjegstad5972 3 года назад +608

    The uncanny nature of the facial animations honestly just feels like it's entirely on brand for Xenonion

    • @AwesomeSheep48
      @AwesomeSheep48 3 года назад +18

      It's to stop ipser from having to animate them himself, but yeah, it does work well.

  • @masterthiefesq2440
    @masterthiefesq2440 3 года назад +655

    Antareans: Screk, why are you making your puppet states fight each other?
    Screk: OMG, I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW! I FEEL SO *ATTACKED*!

    • @hohohohoh4043
      @hohohohoh4043 3 года назад +18

      omigad antarens are such sl*ts

    • @vincegalila7211
      @vincegalila7211 3 года назад +11

      I mean in game the Screk currently have just the UTP like technically the UTP could "enslave" other empires but they've been focused on building Habitats everywhere they've pretty much just attacked the Thimodian's and the Tavurites.

    • @CommanderM117
      @CommanderM117 3 года назад

      only good Screk is a dead Screk
      said by all other xenophobic

    • @vincegalila7211
      @vincegalila7211 3 года назад +5

      @@CommanderM117 the Xenophobes are spilt between Isolationists and Supremacists. The former wants use to cut all ties with the Wider Galaxy expel the Xenos and hunker down in our current territory in a Eternal peace bought by superior weaponry the latter want to enslave or purge the Entire Galaxy. The leaders of both of these Factions are Admirals.(this is a actual thing in-game.)

    • @CommanderM117
      @CommanderM117 3 года назад +1

      @@vincegalila7211 depends on the empire as well
      when it come to my space wolves their xenophile Pirate gov
      and thing like the Screk sadistic enslavers or the Brain bugs would drive them to purging them
      but that me

  • @1Maklak
    @1Maklak 3 года назад +314

    This is why you need Titans. An admiral's daughter can't be expected to travel to school in a mere battleship.

    • @MiGujack3
      @MiGujack3 3 года назад +30

      You are a horrible father. I give mine a Juggernaut or a Star-eater if it's a rainy day.

    • @1Maklak
      @1Maklak 3 года назад +10

      @@MiGujack3 Ya, but I have like 5 Admirals.

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 года назад +10

      @@MiGujack3 didn't you still lost custody?

    • @MiGujack3
      @MiGujack3 3 года назад +10

      @@MouldMadeMind The wonders of international space.

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 3 года назад +15

      My dad only let me drive a Regal-Class Superdreadnought. It wasn't even red either. Like you are the son of the Eternal Emperor the least you could do is let me pick my own starship dad! I wanted a red one! Luckily he made it up to me by buying me a planet in the Atomic age with over 5 Billion Pops.

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 3 года назад +96

    Why is this channel so consistently high quality for a satirical news channel (based on a satirical news channel) based on a space strategy game?

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 3 года назад +153

    Screk: OMG! I can’t believe you crashed my party!”
    Unbidden: “It’s literally in our name.”

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 2 года назад +11

      Zarissa: "UGH! You've ruined my birthday party, AND my life!"

  • @insignificantgnat9334
    @insignificantgnat9334 3 года назад +116

    So the Jersey Shore reboot was the Screk's fault? These monsters need to be stopped!

  • @ZearthGJL
    @ZearthGJL 3 года назад +249

    "This enraged the Diplomats, who punished them severely."

    • @pashauzan
      @pashauzan 3 года назад +11

      Dude. Uncool

    • @jagothegamer5750
      @jagothegamer5750 3 года назад +8

      I understood that reference.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 3 года назад +10

      Dude! the Diplomats are like, right there!
      *_...D'oh no!_*

  • @RegularGiraffe
    @RegularGiraffe 3 года назад +74

    the captions are gold: "friendly and inclusive chainsaw sounds, screaming"

    • @RegularGiraffe
      @RegularGiraffe 3 года назад +5

      also, zarissa's show sounds great. Really wish it got front billing on the video

  • @sicksock435446
    @sicksock435446 3 года назад +131

    Someone being murdered in an Embassy? That seems strangely familiar... *cough*Khashoggi*cough*

    • @ktmp2003
      @ktmp2003 3 года назад +9

      Especially the chainsaw 😢

    • @sergeantmajor_gross
      @sergeantmajor_gross 3 года назад +1

      That’s the joke.jpg

    • @ANAN-er8rg
      @ANAN-er8rg 3 года назад +1

      more like Abu Ghraib prison
      or 2 million algerians france killed

    • @danielutriabrooks477
      @danielutriabrooks477 2 года назад

      @@ANAN-er8rg Technically Algeria was part of Metropolitan France so France killed 2 million french

  • @TaterPictures
    @TaterPictures 3 года назад +307

    But will she invite Jeff? He's like the coolest kid at school.

    • @samueltrusik3251
      @samueltrusik3251 3 года назад +14

      But, I thought his name was Jefff?

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 3 года назад +10

      *Yeagh.*

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 года назад +2

      Jeff is that weird kid that eats worms...

    • @olegoleg258
      @olegoleg258 3 года назад +9

      Jeff told me not to come to the galactic council today

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад +2

      she said she wouldn't invite the goth necroid kids, so i'm guessing no.

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 3 года назад +244

    "Fear not, people of Earth! Antares has come to save you!"
    "Yes! Our long lost brothers and sisters are here to-"
    "FROM TERRIBLE TEEN DRAMAS!"
    ---
    "How did the people of Earth take our message, soldier?"
    "Crying tears of joy, sir. And wails of joy. And many, MANY messages begging us to save them."
    "Tell them not to worry, we won't stop until the Skrek pledge to NEVER subject the Galaxy to shows this bad ever again!"

    • @matthewevans5486
      @matthewevans5486 3 года назад +12

      I thought you were going to say "from yourselves" not teen dramas

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 3 года назад +16

      I really don't mind the wholesale genocide, but those teen dramas...
      Let the Unbidden invade, shove the only copy into their portal and then close it. It's the only way to be sure.

    • @bificommander
      @bificommander 3 года назад +4

      @@matthewevans5486 Oh no, it's the Church of the Worm.

    • @t3chkn1ght
      @t3chkn1ght 3 года назад +4

      I was expecting "FROM YOUR HERESY!!!!" but then I remembered "wrong humans."

    • @matthewevans5486
      @matthewevans5486 3 года назад +1

      @@bificommanderHurray it's the Church of the worm..... Oh no it's the Church of the worm 😂

  • @Yotarnn
    @Yotarnn 3 года назад +30

    *friendly and inclusive chainsaw noises* is now my favorite quote

  • @insignificantgnat9334
    @insignificantgnat9334 3 года назад +23

    Can't wait for the Great Khan's reunion tour. Getting the Horde back together baby!

  • @tach5884
    @tach5884 3 года назад +77

    Any dimensions where an empire moved to an almost empty galaxy to attempt finishing the tech tree in peace?

    • @dragnarok4286
      @dragnarok4286 3 года назад +19

      If you can't finish the tech tree in the first 100 years your empire is a complete waist of space and a complete technological failure.
      - a Sneering Technocrat

    • @ctl9139
      @ctl9139 2 года назад +1

      @@dragnarok4286 unless your fleet is overwhelming compared to everyone.

  • @asperRader
    @asperRader 2 года назад +9

    Hell yeah, I'm so happy to see that My Sweet Screk 16 is getting the recognition it deserves. It's an absolute blast and has a number of heartwarming messages behind its facade of superficiality.

  • @vojtaliska1430
    @vojtaliska1430 3 года назад +111

    Screk? That sounds like a czech word 'skřek', meaning a scream

    • @Axius27
      @Axius27 3 года назад +8

      Hmmmmmmm :P

    •  3 года назад +5

      Nice!

    • @swedishmaniac5337
      @swedishmaniac5337 3 года назад +13

      It also sounds like the swedish word "skräck", meaning "terror"/"horror".

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 года назад +2

      Maybe that's the joke? XD

    • @AttaMan
      @AttaMan 3 года назад +2

      @@PerfectAlibi1 I don’t think so. Screk is one of the preloaded empire names for Stellaris

  • @marginbuu212
    @marginbuu212 2 года назад +8

    Wow, imagine wanting an entire protectorate for your 16th birthday. I would have been happy to receive a few energy credits, maybe some alloys or minerals. Consumer goods if I was lucky. Offspring these days.

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад +5

      energy credits? Brother, I gotta reassign pops If I even want something for my birthday.

  • @uhhhscizo6531
    @uhhhscizo6531 3 года назад +14

    The most unrealistic thing in this video is that xenophobic empires would even send OUT embassies

  • @charlesmaddison212
    @charlesmaddison212 3 года назад +54

    Omg the facial animations are so good!

  • @KarmanicMizery
    @KarmanicMizery 2 года назад +16

    Have we considered soundproofing the screk embassy and upgrading the door to be circular based, allowing for the blood to stay in their embassy?

  • @yabutmaybenot.6433
    @yabutmaybenot.6433 3 года назад +39

    Finally!
    My life starts to lose direction and meaning without my update of Galactic News.

  • @ultron6494
    @ultron6494 3 года назад +41

    This is just criminally underrated.

  • @loganswalk8621
    @loganswalk8621 2 года назад +3

    This is why you organics are weak if you were synthetic you could turn off your audio receptors and completely ignore the screaming.

  • @WaddyZZ
    @WaddyZZ 3 года назад +52

    Can't wait to watch today's news

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 3 года назад +25

    The Screk girl sounded a bit stressed. Maybe she needs a moment of meditation with the Cloister of the Spirits.

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад

      ugh... stop pushing your dang "shroud" mumbo jumbo on the rest of the galaxy!!

    • @samueltrusik3251
      @samueltrusik3251 2 года назад

      @@zipster6393 SILENCE HERETIC!

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад

      @@samueltrusik3251 The only true way to salvation is through robotics, not "gods" or whatever.

  • @Book_Bird
    @Book_Bird 3 года назад +30

    It just kept going and going and my endorphins cannot keep up. We're at seizure-level enjoyment, here.

  • @ZeraNex
    @ZeraNex 3 года назад +4

    “What the frick is this? God darn I can’t believe the other galaxies are this stupid. When is the engine complete? We really have to reshape all dimensions.”

  • @ZearthGJL
    @ZearthGJL 3 года назад +16

    Zarissa. Coincidence that it rhymes with Larissa?

  • @Ep3o
    @Ep3o 3 года назад +31

    I watch this more than real life news

    • @imrezatyko2630
      @imrezatyko2630 3 года назад +7

      Makes sense comedy beats straight out lying in you're face

    • @Ep3o
      @Ep3o 3 года назад +7

      @@imrezatyko2630 Facts

  • @IC1101-Capinatator
    @IC1101-Capinatator 3 года назад +5

    So the Great Khan and Ether Drake are musicians now?

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад +1

      Yeah! they just dropped a banger called: Pirates and Pillage! you should really listen to it!

  • @danielpirela1225
    @danielpirela1225 3 года назад +12

    Remember, glassing a planet is way better than dealing with politicians

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад +1

      and spoiled teens! In fact, I've outfitted my colossus with a neutron sweep just for the occasion!

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 2 года назад

      @@zipster6393 Clever! Win-Win situation!

  • @samsonguy10k
    @samsonguy10k 3 года назад +8

    The headache I acquired from the Screk 16 show went away while listening to Xenonion's music sequence.

  • @Ktotwf
    @Ktotwf 3 года назад +6

    This took a weird fucking turn and I loved every second of it

  • @zipster6393
    @zipster6393 2 года назад +2

    Emperor, get the colossus.

  • @michaelrooney3133
    @michaelrooney3133 3 года назад +14

    I could travel across the endless breath of space and still get the same shit I got at home

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose 3 года назад +9

    how the hell do these voice actors not laugh while delivering these lines??

    • @marsar1775
      @marsar1775 2 месяца назад

      practice! and repeating lines until you can manage it

  • @selwrynn6702
    @selwrynn6702 3 года назад +28

    Oh jeez, I hope I didn’t ruin Sarissa’s birthday and her life too.

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад

      hmmm... I wonder if I could do that by giving her some of my dangerous combat drones...

  • @danielmacintosh5875
    @danielmacintosh5875 3 года назад +3

    what the fuck I just found gold

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 3 года назад +4

    The sound of the chainsaw purged me

  • @walefalmes880
    @walefalmes880 3 года назад +8

    Requesting additional dosage of highly powered sleeping pills
    Reason: Nieghbors Incoherent and ominous shrieking above working hours.

  • @takoyaki_san6838
    @takoyaki_san6838 3 года назад +8

    Viral pop groups "Blue Six" and "Red Nine" join force to form new super group "MAGENTA FIFTEEN" XD.

  • @kektuss
    @kektuss 3 года назад +2

    The Shadows sure do get around

  • @davidshea6272
    @davidshea6272 3 года назад +5

    Welp, if anyone felt bad about whats coming for the Screk, I doubt they do now.

  • @elinelson5399
    @elinelson5399 2 года назад +2

    They’re called the shrek for a reason

  • @ultron6494
    @ultron6494 3 года назад +8

    Here we go.

  • @wittycognomen4931
    @wittycognomen4931 3 года назад +4

    Gods bless the journalists who’ve lost their hearing.

  • @Ilbram_Harker
    @Ilbram_Harker 3 года назад +4

    Ngl, kinda makes it look like the Antares are flexing on the Screk.

  • @emperorkarlfranzrulerofthe2826
    @emperorkarlfranzrulerofthe2826 3 года назад +14

    I dont see any diffrence between Vtv and what Mtv is now.

  • @sandman4663
    @sandman4663 3 года назад +3

    I just wanted to say, this channel is so unique and amazing, thanks for the content!!

  • @hedgehog3180
    @hedgehog3180 3 года назад +3

    When companies say that they're an inclusive and diverse workplace.

  • @DepressedDiego
    @DepressedDiego 3 года назад +2

    Content of this quality and consistency shouldn't be possible

  • @Oba936
    @Oba936 3 года назад +6

    Best.News.Ever.

  • @scoot.112
    @scoot.112 3 года назад +4

    The animation is actually really good

  • @grumpy_bird
    @grumpy_bird 3 года назад +5

    G O T H N E C R O I D S

  •  3 года назад +6

    I'm just glad it was a happy ending 🌚

  • @Warcodered01
    @Warcodered01 3 года назад +8

    Space Turkey?

    • @djshire1984
      @djshire1984 3 года назад +2

      No, because Turkey wouldn't try and hide things, nor cooperate with a federation.

  • @LezbionestHere
    @LezbionestHere 3 года назад +4

    Nice use of the ai to animate faces. I love it!

  • @scoopidywhoop7484
    @scoopidywhoop7484 3 года назад +2

    Sorry, forgot to unplug femur breaker.

  • @opasailor
    @opasailor 3 года назад +4

    this is golden

  • @swardinc
    @swardinc 3 года назад +3

    hmm something tells me all is now well

  • @kaynealexander4993
    @kaynealexander4993 3 года назад +2

    We need more content like this, seriously

  • @roaringbeardragon4531
    @roaringbeardragon4531 3 года назад +11

    SCREEEEEEEEE
    -Furry Screck

  • @Shinzon23
    @Shinzon23 3 года назад +8

    Looks like that sweet 16 party is set to become "Sweet death from orbital Bombardment at the age of 16"...
    Anyone have any marshmallows? I hear Skrek make great bonfires when set alight!

    • @Shinzon23
      @Shinzon23 3 года назад +5

      @@nguyenitwindows392 the one that just so happens to use multi Megaton Atomic devices set to explode in a glorious blue or pink colour?
      Why yes yes it is

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад

      Skrek military assets are on that world, so their combat information could be useful for the combat drones I'm sending there.

  • @nikko6041
    @nikko6041 Год назад

    0:58 the voice actress sounds like she is holding back laughter😂
    This channel is great

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 3 года назад +4

    How disrespectful from the Screk, I thought they were better than this.

  • @MysteriousBoy173
    @MysteriousBoy173 3 года назад +2

    The sweet 16 bit was the best👌😂

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 3 года назад +4

    I wish Zarissa would invite me

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад

      calm down there, you wouldn't want to be there for what i'm planning to do to the world.

  • @malthus986
    @malthus986 3 года назад +4

    Oh, I hate this birthday stuff with a passion. The problem is: reality is already so crazy, that this parody can merely imitate it.

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 3 года назад +2

    *Friendly and inclusive chainsaw sounds*
    Sounds like the Screk embassy is based in California.

  • @jedidragonking5070
    @jedidragonking5070 3 года назад +8

    It doesn't say so, but does Zarissa have a thing for Terran guys 😳? I'm in the mood for a little degradation 🤣

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 3 года назад +6

      bonk

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад

      sorry to burst your bubble, but there are trillions in the galaxy who think they have a chance, so you definitely do not. and the screk don't allow xeno-compatibility, and they only have migration treaties with other xenophobes.

  • @moccalou
    @moccalou 3 года назад +4

    Absolutely love your videos! Keep them coming. XD

  • @novaarcanum0060
    @novaarcanum0060 2 года назад +2

    Full episode of Screk 16 when?

  • @tremor3258
    @tremor3258 3 года назад +2

    I have to say, the ad was on point enough I was looking for the skip button

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 Год назад +1

    Empathy got bred out:

  • @martinconway8174
    @martinconway8174 3 года назад +2

    Well this was completely factual

  • @lordlakko6902
    @lordlakko6902 3 года назад +1

    You are fucking great dudes, i love your work

  • @brotheralaric7177
    @brotheralaric7177 3 года назад +3

    it seems being a 16 years old brat girl is the same in the galaxy.

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад

      The skrek watched the classic: Keeping up with the kardashians, and got funny Idea's.

  • @roaringbeardragon4531
    @roaringbeardragon4531 3 года назад +8

    IPSER DM ME THE FULL SCRECK 16 MOVIE NOW OR IM CANCELLING MY PSYLINK SUBSCRIPTION

  • @KouNagai
    @KouNagai 3 года назад +1

    Yes

  • @jpizzleforizzle
    @jpizzleforizzle 3 года назад +6

    Wtf did I just watch?

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 3 года назад +1

      A cartoon on the internet

    • @jpizzleforizzle
      @jpizzleforizzle 3 года назад +1

      @@zandaroos553 thanks! I've only been on this timeline for a few days. Wasn't sure if it was real or not. Man things are different in this one. And that Beiber kid...he's got some talent, but without giving away too much, Let's just say he's doing a fine job as President back home.

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 года назад +2

      A masterpeice

  • @Claudia_Ackermann
    @Claudia_Ackermann Год назад

    Seriously though, when will Screk 16 be available

  • @AaronCorr
    @AaronCorr 3 года назад

    Everytime I see the Khan in their throne I see the ancient Namekian Eldest from Dragon Ball...

  • @wayneellis7297
    @wayneellis7297 3 года назад +4

    Wait wait, what was that bit about the Great Khan coming back?

  • @suddenlythatenderman5800
    @suddenlythatenderman5800 3 года назад +4

    Damn sreck

  • @RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg
    @RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg 3 года назад

    My spy network on nutshell

  • @TheToma305
    @TheToma305 2 года назад +2

    Sounds like China....

  • @JustAnotherZoomer
    @JustAnotherZoomer 3 года назад +2

    So biased
    I love it

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 3 года назад +2

    Uh-oh… sweet 16 has returned. We must save humanity from V tv!

  • @Reg_The_Galah
    @Reg_The_Galah 3 года назад +2

    Daddy I can’t wait

  • @Teammate92
    @Teammate92 3 года назад +2

    Am I alone who has this constant uncanny valley feeling?

  • @mathewweeks9069
    @mathewweeks9069 Год назад

    I love it your awesome

  • @cynicalserbian
    @cynicalserbian 3 года назад +2

    Thanks, I hate it.

  • @domiv766
    @domiv766 3 года назад +2

    (S)ave us please (A)ntare, (V)ia ur fleet, (E)axclty ur fleet

  • @dirtyfox2289
    @dirtyfox2289 Год назад

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • @pyeitme508
    @pyeitme508 3 года назад +2

    Lol 🤣

  • @Zetler
    @Zetler 3 года назад +2

    Lmao. 😂

  • @wombatzzzz8446
    @wombatzzzz8446 3 года назад +4

    Lmao wtf is this episode

  • @bigworm3886
    @bigworm3886 3 года назад +1

    Rep. Dredlor sounds like he would fit right in as a diplomat for the CCP