Here's Why Men Are Lonely

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @Philion
    @Philion  Год назад +76

    THIRD EYE GLOBAL PATREON: www.patreon.com/philion

  • @local_authority
    @local_authority Год назад +3777

    The lisp, the Reddit moderator vibes and the insufferable nature of this thing, is just downright comedic

    • @cringechannel4213
      @cringechannel4213 Год назад

      yeah bro is def a mouthbreathing redditor, it you look his jaw is so thin which is why he has a lisp

    • @MrLanzac
      @MrLanzac Год назад +270

      Don’t forget that hairline that’s fading faster than his family’s respect for him

    • @badm0t0rf1ng3r
      @badm0t0rf1ng3r Год назад +140

      He calls girls "kitten" unironically.

    • @FDT222
      @FDT222 Год назад

      @@badm0t0rf1ng3rwhile begging for nudes

    • @bucknasty69
      @bucknasty69 Год назад +146

      He also gives off the vibe like he’s court ordered to stay at least 1000 feet away from schools.

  • @BullMoose1858
    @BullMoose1858 Год назад +1619

    “If I want sex, I’m gonna have it”…Definitely not something a rapist would say…

    • @rossicourvosi218
      @rossicourvosi218 Год назад +143

      He looks like he's from a family where cousins are in relationships

    • @wellersonoliveira5334
      @wellersonoliveira5334 Год назад +46

      ​@@rossicourvosi218 Problably half siblings too 😳

    • @DoMyHomework_
      @DoMyHomework_ Год назад +82

      "I likes ya, and I wants ya. We can do this the easy way, or the HARD way."

    • @csrocker101
      @csrocker101 Год назад +38

      Definitely gives me “I carry around ghb and I will spike your drink vibes”.

    • @lw3894
      @lw3894 Год назад

      He thinks jerking his bird is sex

  • @EGarza-mk2mk
    @EGarza-mk2mk Год назад +1144

    This guy has never actually spoken to a woman without it resulting in the police getting involved

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 Год назад +40

      it looks like he was able to pick up that foreign girl. seems pretty shady.

    • @leeshmonsterzero
      @leeshmonsterzero Год назад +33

      Does it still count if he gets arrested by a female officer?

    • @taham33
      @taham33 Год назад

      @@burritodog3634 that was a very obvious prostitute

    • @teemumiettinen7250
      @teemumiettinen7250 Год назад

      @@burritodog3634 could just be a pr0stitute.

    • @fromulus
      @fromulus Год назад +41

      Or money being exchanged.

  • @carriewalker2929
    @carriewalker2929 Год назад +743

    My son is 18. He lost a large group of his childhood friends because they subscribed to this kind of mentality. Thankfully he can’t stand it and it makes me proud.

    • @evanmaldonado9799
      @evanmaldonado9799 Год назад +71

      I used to listen to and PUA shit at that age, I’m 22 now and I’m unlearning the crap that I was listening to, your son dodged a bullet, I think he would make a good friend for me.

    • @LA_CD
      @LA_CD Год назад +59

      We’re all proud of him ma’am.

    • @nathaniel386
      @nathaniel386 Год назад +43

      Dodged a massive bullet this type of thing can irreparably damage your brain chemisty

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 Год назад +45

      And I thought I had it bad. I lost my friends to heroin.

    • @reoki5451
      @reoki5451 Год назад +22

      Sounds like A* parenting. You should give yourself a lot of credit 😊

  • @Endeavour6644
    @Endeavour6644 Год назад +202

    "No one has been rejected more than me" the only honest thing he said.

    • @Woo_Woo_Woman
      @Woo_Woo_Woman 8 месяцев назад +4

      At least he admitted to being promiscuous and just dating women short term after which the women run away 😂

    • @curiousconsultant7922
      @curiousconsultant7922 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Woo_Woo_Woman "women used to run away from me all the time... then I bought higher quality roofies" - Alpha Dom Probably

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Woo_Woo_Woman This guy doesn't get dates he isn't paying for. Why do you think he charges so much?

  • @bettedavis45
    @bettedavis45 Год назад +978

    "No one has been rejected more than me" is the only truthful thing this guy said

    • @FcoEnriquePerez
      @FcoEnriquePerez Год назад +25

      I mean, the dude looks like the most he does for taking care of his looks is taking an ocasional bath, then just self proclaimed himself "alpha" like if it's a cheat code... Not surprised he knows rejection very well lmao.

    • @LethalByChoice
      @LethalByChoice Год назад

      @@FcoEnriquePerez I bet you $1000 that "girlfriend" he has is a foreigner and is in a relationship with him either for the green card or his money. Dude looks greasy as fuck ngl.

    • @BouncerMcDayGreen
      @BouncerMcDayGreen Год назад +2

      The other thing is, I likely speak for a lot of people that it feels somewhat perilous to ask people out nowadays. The whole "creep" stigma and overly judgemental attitude can be quite a deterrent for a lot of teenaged and adult males out there.
      In reality, it's probably a lot better than what we imagine things to be. If this guy, as seemingly unattractive as he is, with his lisp and moronic thoughts, goes out and constantly interacts with every woman he sees, chances are at least some of them will give him the time of day, for whatever reasons they might have.
      Basically, it's not incorrect to say that the more you try the more you will succeed, even though the rejections heavily outweigh the successes.
      Yes, he might get 2 pussies a year, if he's constantly out engaging with tens of women a day. If pussy's what you want, then just clean yourself up and shoot your shot with as many as possible. At least 1/1000 will be down for it.

    • @Vivi_9
      @Vivi_9 Год назад

      ​@@BouncerMcDayGreen I seriously doubt guy in the video gets any puss. I find it hard to believe any woman would give him the time of day, not due to physical attributes but his whole energy and attitude is off, women will pick up on his desperate misogynistic vibes from a mile away

    • @Maximus5775
      @Maximus5775 Год назад +5

      I’ve never even asked a girl out in my life and I’m 18 but yet this guy would still get more rejections then me 😂

  • @br1qbat
    @br1qbat Год назад +725

    Our dude sitting in his Ford Escort spitting troofths. What a legend.

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Год назад +56

      Therious legend

    • @crazycjk
      @crazycjk Год назад +2

      Thpitting fphacths

    • @Cakegolem
      @Cakegolem Год назад +38

      Emphasis on the "spitting" part.

    • @allmycarsisbroke
      @allmycarsisbroke Год назад +10

      He said to challenge women. Challenge them to see you arrive for a date in a Ford Escort without immediately getting red-faced and going back inside and pretending they don't know you.

    • @cutmass
      @cutmass Год назад +3

      broo i kept wondering what kind of car this guy had

  • @leeshmonsterzero
    @leeshmonsterzero Год назад +1428

    The only "walk of shame" that this man has ever done is when his mom yells at him to bring all the dirty dishes down from his room.

    • @badm0t0rf1ng3r
      @badm0t0rf1ng3r Год назад +103

      You think this guy lives upstairs? No way, hes a basement goblin for sure.

    • @boogalo781
      @boogalo781 Год назад

      ​@@badm0t0rf1ng3rbeat me to it

    • @towpottsfam7631
      @towpottsfam7631 Год назад +23

      Yeah and this is why he has to fo the vids from his crappy car

    • @perception5
      @perception5 Год назад +6

      bro he hides them in the washroom cabinet, since he’s not allowed to throw them away anymore

    • @biteofdog
      @biteofdog Год назад +2

      😭 @@Kc12v140

  • @klote82
    @klote82 Год назад +158

    Chasing women and racking up body count numbers is the biggest waste of time ever. It was my main goal for many many years got me absolutely nowhere but depression and an unfulfilled life. Working at my career & having a son(3 tries with IVF) and starting a business has brought me so much joy I wish I started all of this 15 years ago!

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 Год назад

      Yep same, fucked 3 girls in the last few months and… honestly just kinda want 1 good relationship. Not 3 fuckbuddies…
      Sex is great but hooking up makes you feel weirdly alone

    • @Reeeeeee12345
      @Reeeeeee12345 Год назад +4

      You gotta have some success with women to get a son dumazz.

    • @bigtombowski
      @bigtombowski Год назад

      ​@chadmurphy3754 how many women u need to fuck to get her pregnant?

    • @UNSTABLE111
      @UNSTABLE111 Год назад +17

      ​@chadmurphy3754 no shit, he's just saying getting women just to get laid is an absolute waste of time and energy...it's not MEANINGFUL

    • @theceoofeggmansempire5214
      @theceoofeggmansempire5214 11 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah, instead of wasting 15 years, he could've just paid for sex.
      There's no end goal for him to keep sleeping with women, he feels no love & has no reason to marry.
      He could've spent time travelling around. Maybe he even wasted some money on dating coaches

  • @MP-il8ys
    @MP-il8ys Год назад +206

    There should be a medical warning on this guy's videos. My uterus literally recoiled at the sight of him and now I'm in the ER.

    • @Ozzie_Mandias
      @Ozzie_Mandias 11 месяцев назад +7

      AMAB intersex... Too many men like these I’m afraid... I lost so many male friends from my childhood to becoming these Alpha Male abusers... made me despise masculinity till this day.

    • @Wi_Gong_Dye
      @Wi_Gong_Dye 10 месяцев назад

      Damn, he was so attractive to u that he put u in the ER!? Im gonna go pay $3k/mo for this mans wisDOM. Lolololol

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 7 месяцев назад

      I've never been less attracted to a man from the first second.

    • @Back4Fungame
      @Back4Fungame 6 месяцев назад +1

      hahahahaha

  • @jessip8654
    @jessip8654 Год назад +531

    Yes women LOVE men that look and act like that weird employee at BestBuy who keeps following you around the store.

    • @ShapingBeliefs
      @ShapingBeliefs Год назад

      This dude 100% pays prostitutes to act in his videos

    • @doranconall9995
      @doranconall9995 Год назад +31

      @amouage1239 that is an insult to gremlins.

    • @fromulus
      @fromulus Год назад +10

      Overly-confident Best Buy employee.

    • @jcaesar19871
      @jcaesar19871 Год назад +8

      He just wanted to see if they needed help with anything.

    • @effyjonz
      @effyjonz Год назад +5

      Tryna tell ya why getting the 1 year warranty is best thing since slice bread lmao 😂

  • @SmithOfGear92
    @SmithOfGear92 Год назад +502

    I legitimately hold real, genuine, actual *hatred* for these snake oil salespeople who are pitting the sexes against each other for the sake of Content™ and profit... They're ruining social interactions for a paycheck.

    • @nataliakrumova535
      @nataliakrumova535 Год назад +33

      Wholeheartedly agree 💯

    • @housinauthority5258
      @housinauthority5258 Год назад +13

      Somehow I don't believe this guy is making a profit.

    • @xSLIMxSHADYx
      @xSLIMxSHADYx Год назад +6

      he kinda takes advantage of the desperation in guys that just dont see right through this, any guy who falls for this bullshit, was likely either too young or too lost already, i doubt anyone is coughing up $3000, idk about how many people buy the $50 intro but i hope most guys would realize, that money is way better spent on something nice for their potential target/victim of attention…😂

    • @Brett-yq7pj
      @Brett-yq7pj Год назад

      Then you're stooped and are blind to the actual problem which is how easy it is for re res like this one to have a platform its not their fault its the current social condition brought about by social media
      stop taking part in the problem

    • @asteria9963
      @asteria9963 Год назад

      ​@@cyberwiccanmy sister studies guys like him so she can identify them asap. While it's true that many of them get laid, nobody actually marries them. Girls use them as sugar daddies, telling them what they want to hear to get expensive things. They think they're the big players but they're actually the ones being played. Take it from someone who regularly chats with a gold digger

  • @rossicourvosi218
    @rossicourvosi218 Год назад +1929

    Real alpha males can say " sizzling sausages in Switzerland"
    Real alpha males don't get bullied by a letter of the alphabet

    • @venividivici7
      @venividivici7 Год назад +91

      Stop the silliness Sally 😂😂😂

    • @effyjonz
      @effyjonz Год назад +97

      Seriously such sophisticated slander

    • @rossicourvosi218
      @rossicourvosi218 Год назад +7

      @@effyjonz 😂

    • @TheIboy505
      @TheIboy505 Год назад +65

      Thizzling thauthageth in Thwitherland... dang it.

    • @robertnguyen9493
      @robertnguyen9493 Год назад +39

      Thuffering Thuccatash

  • @TheLadyBandit
    @TheLadyBandit 11 месяцев назад +18

    He drives a Honda Civic with a dirty sun visor. He's not selling those $3000 a month packages.

  • @Dx_Ach
    @Dx_Ach Год назад +56

    "If I want sex, im gonna have it" is probably one of the most rapey things i've heard all day.

    • @Andre-im7eq
      @Andre-im7eq Месяц назад

      I guarantee you it’s not rapey….in fact …if a woman said that I can also guarantee you wouldn’t say that 😂….so stop

  • @ayla8345
    @ayla8345 Год назад +260

    I feel like I need to apologise to myself after watching this video because listening to these men is like self harm

    • @nevermindmyname813
      @nevermindmyname813 Год назад +12

      it really is. I always leave so disheartened

    • @Seeker0fTruth
      @Seeker0fTruth Год назад +3

      That made me laugh…but mostly because it’s SO TRUE! I’m going to spent my entire Friday making it up to myself. 🤣

    • @davidcaldwell5420
      @davidcaldwell5420 Год назад +2

      Exactly, I had to frequently pause this video and take deep breaths. The cringe is too much in one sitting. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Megaduckatron
    @Megaduckatron Год назад +307

    Y’know, I’ve played on Xbox for many years. I’ve heard my fair share of basement dwellers. This dude literally sounds like all of them at once if I close my eyes.

    • @jordanhughes3137
      @jordanhughes3137 Год назад +13

      Fuck me this is accurate 😂

    • @RndmAnvgr777
      @RndmAnvgr777 Год назад +18

      He's 100% a reddit moderator.

    • @gotsnaps
      @gotsnaps Год назад +5

      Too accurate man

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 Год назад +3

      @@RndmAnvgr777he’s def highly ranked in some sorta online multiplayer game

    • @Knowunn
      @Knowunn 7 месяцев назад +4

      Spitting facts

  • @gardenboydon
    @gardenboydon Год назад +434

    The more this guy says it's not satire, the more I'm convinced it is

    • @somedudeok1451
      @somedudeok1451 Год назад +27

      If it ever was satire, it's not anymore. He's legit ripping people off, because you know there are at least a few guys desperate and dumb enough to actually buy his course.

    • @MASSIVEsock
      @MASSIVEsock Год назад +21

      I actually think that it's like giga high level satire, calling it now, that or it's like a fake it to try and scam a few people then bail

    • @gardenboydon
      @gardenboydon Год назад +2

      @@somedudeok1451 sadly I think you're right

    • @payns6965
      @payns6965 Год назад +1

      @@MASSIVEsockit’s not satire. And even if it was, it would still be unethical

    • @jdmarsh536
      @jdmarsh536 Год назад +4

      @@payns6965I’m banking on unethical satire

  • @JewelzUFO
    @JewelzUFO Год назад +315

    There is no "secret" to getting women. They're all different. They're normal people lmao.
    Treat them with respect, like you would any other person. Have confidence in yourself.
    Literally, that's all you need.
    Believe in yourself, and women will pick up on it.
    Treat everyone well and be well-spoken. That will get you further than you think.

    • @JewelzUFO
      @JewelzUFO Год назад +35

      Edit: the dude in this video does not get any chick's that aren't paid for his videos.

    • @JewelzUFO
      @JewelzUFO Год назад +40

      Phillion type dudes are what gets chick's. Smart dude, well-spoken, and interesting.
      Be interesting. That is how you set yourself apart from others.
      BE INTERESTING.

    • @ledofustactile8634
      @ledofustactile8634 Год назад

      Let me tell my ugly 5"1 indian janitor friend that all he needs to do is to be well-spoken.

    • @lifemarketing9876
      @lifemarketing9876 Год назад +16

      "Believe in yourself, and women will pick up on it."
      That's sounds silly. You don't actually believe that do you?
      There are lots of men who are well spoken around women but cannot get dates or girlfriends. Women aren't mind readers and just because you believe in yourself doesn't mean they will be attracted to you. They might have a specific type that doesn't include certain guys.

    • @Reeeeeee12345
      @Reeeeeee12345 Год назад +1

      Lmao ok?

  • @StandardsFtw
    @StandardsFtw Год назад +90

    The MOMENT I saw his face and heard his lisp I started laughing uncontrollably. This is going to be good.

  • @dkbrook9178
    @dkbrook9178 Год назад +302

    I went to school with this kid. Biggest dork, biggest loser, and really unlikeable guy. He was a bit of a coward too and used to back down a lot. It's crazy how much this has clearly affected him this much to change him into the character that he's playing now. As this is most definitely a fake personality he's built for himself.
    Also, I recall NO girls throughout school being interested in him at all, and I imagine none are interested in him now either. Dude needs to have a word with himself.

    • @johndoe1274
      @johndoe1274 Год назад +62

      I figured he would be this kind of person underneath. You don't form this type of personality based on abundance, you form it based on lack. "I lack relationships/women/intimacy".
      Then that lack forms into expectations, which then turns into attaching to outcomes. "I NEED to get women. (to fill this lack)"
      Then when those expectations aren't met, it turns into control. "I will DOMINATE your area."
      Lack, attachment, control. All the things the ego revolves around. He's the textbook definition.
      Bro needs to go to therapy or something.

    • @Sebastian_Polak_Maly
      @Sebastian_Polak_Maly Год назад +20

      @@johndoe1274 Excellent point - "You don't form this type of personality (and I'll add sense of personal values) based on abundance"

    • @BalkanManic
      @BalkanManic Год назад +7

      Uh you do realize normal people grow and change after high school right? I'm literally the complete opposite of who i was in high school. Did you peak in hs?

    • @johndoe1274
      @johndoe1274 Год назад +63

      @@BalkanManic He's talking about how this dude built his entire personality off of his insecurities instead of healing them and growing as a person.

    • @Esper320
      @Esper320 Год назад +1

      So you were his friend then?

  • @CouchRadish
    @CouchRadish Год назад +288

    “This dude looks like he sucks on quarters” got me harder than it should’ve

    • @FreezoneLou
      @FreezoneLou Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @justinwebster7761
      @justinwebster7761 Год назад +5

      No shit i died laughing when he said that

    • @papertape7911
      @papertape7911 Год назад +3

      Me too 😂😂

    • @jojomojofofo
      @jojomojofofo Год назад +3

      Bro fr, the image immediately popped in my head 😂😂

    • @ScagAteHer
      @ScagAteHer Год назад +1

      That got you hard?

  • @Alatriste90
    @Alatriste90 Год назад +332

    Are incels Philion's new fake natties?

    • @mrlabonte
      @mrlabonte Год назад +17

      Nobody can escape now hahaha

    • @fromulus
      @fromulus Год назад +49

      God I hope so, there needs to be more mockery.

    • @lightworker2956
      @lightworker2956 Год назад +12

      @@fromulus An incel is by definition an INvoluntary CELibate. That's literally the definition of the term.
      I don't think that men who can't get laid should automatically be mocked. Sure, if they also behave atrociously, call them out. But mocking men literally for their inability to not get laid is just cruel in my mind. Because that's literally what the term "INvoluntary CELibate" (aka incel) means.

    • @JackKanoff_
      @JackKanoff_ Год назад

      More generally I think it’s grifters. They all just tryna sell their dumb course so they can make a lotta money from gullible folks

    • @poppinmycollar
      @poppinmycollar Год назад +1

      A collab between him and Fatal Walter would be hilarious. That dude is deep in the lore of incels on the internet.

  • @RobiRollt1990
    @RobiRollt1990 Год назад +23

    It feels good to know that i only have discovered 5% of the content that social media has to offer..meanwhile philion is out there diving in absolute sewage !! Respect my man 🔥😂

  • @patrickb6035
    @patrickb6035 Год назад +37

    Nothing is more telling than when these dudes don't think there is anything more to life and relationships than sex

    • @kittenluvzu
      @kittenluvzu 11 месяцев назад +3

      Um, most guys do think about sex 24/7

    • @cathare4909
      @cathare4909 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@kittenluvzu Maybe teenagers but adults have way more shit to worry about.

    • @Grand.Poobah
      @Grand.Poobah 4 месяца назад

      ​@@kittenluvzu Pubescent boys think about sex 24/7. Once you reach adulthood you'll realize there's a lot more shit to think about

    • @christiesanchez4013
      @christiesanchez4013 23 дня назад +1

      None of the famous men I learned about in school became famous for sex . . . they, you know, did other things with their lives, like building nations, starting businesses, having a family, etc. Maybe Hugh Hefner is the exception?

  • @nono9543
    @nono9543 Год назад +167

    Watching this guy made me feel a lot better about myself. Thank you Philion.

  • @shadbakht
    @shadbakht Год назад +206

    Have you ever cringed so hard, you felt your DNA coil up even tighter?

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Год назад +10

      I come to Phillion for this feeling lol it reminds me life could be way way worse

    • @exoZelia
      @exoZelia Год назад +5

      Cringe so hard your grandchildren will be cringing

    • @MrTooEarnestOnline
      @MrTooEarnestOnline Год назад +2

      I never rawdog cringe content

    • @sincostan999
      @sincostan999 Год назад +5

      shit got my histones working overtime

    • @Weltte
      @Weltte Год назад +3

      All my euchromatin reverting to heterochromatin

  • @1purple.unicorn
    @1purple.unicorn Год назад +189

    My god!! The hairline, the patchy beard, the lisp, the personality, etc. I am ready to drop everything for him, such a catch.

    • @logan2591
      @logan2591 Год назад +25

      right, and he's constantly manipulating you 24/7 for his own gain. so sick

    • @abyss9256
      @abyss9256 Год назад +29

      How can the rest of us compete??!!😢

    • @sundiva7642
      @sundiva7642 Год назад

      I'm so ready to get with him, so 🔥🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @LethalByChoice
      @LethalByChoice Год назад +11

      He looks like the kind of dude who you'd see in a TikTok cringe compilation. He actually looks 5 times better with a haircut and his beard shaved, holy shit.

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 Год назад +4

      SEE HERE FELLAS! IT WORKS!

  • @RobAsselinMusic
    @RobAsselinMusic Год назад +10

    This is one of the hardest videos to make it through lmfao Phil intersecting with his comments made it just bearable

  • @GhostlyFix
    @GhostlyFix Год назад +15

    The two examples of "what builds attraction" he said would have any girl covering their drink and reaching for the pepper spray in their purse.

  • @DarkDeath3231
    @DarkDeath3231 Год назад +98

    The only thing this guy can teach you is how to get a massive amount of restraining orders.

  • @sleepyproduction7166
    @sleepyproduction7166 Год назад +619

    I’m happy I’m married, these alpha bros and pick me girls, plus social media is destroying the dating landscape. I feel for all you lonely boys out there.

    • @joeschmo4646
      @joeschmo4646 Год назад +81

      in the grim dark future of the 21st millennium there is only pain.

    • @lightworker2956
      @lightworker2956 Год назад

      I mean, 60% of young men are single. It's actually the majority nowadays.
      And of course, of that 40% of young men who is in a relationship, some portion is in a toxic / unhealthy / unhappy / soon-to-end relationship.

    • @justicegear85
      @justicegear85 Год назад +28

      Truer words never been spoken. And I have a feeling the next generation below me will be much worse! I think. Hopefully not.

    • @Kepesk
      @Kepesk Год назад +30

      It's pretty awful. I'm close to giving up. It's not worth it anymore. I'll just focus on me.

    • @Saddles_N_Sauvignon
      @Saddles_N_Sauvignon Год назад +36

      Fr. Marriage is strait up a badge of honor after seeing all the swamp creatures out there.

  • @ghouldash9761
    @ghouldash9761 Год назад +114

    You've got it all wrong. This man is actually onto something: He showed me how to NEVER act like him. It's genius!

    • @likemysnopp
      @likemysnopp Год назад

      well you probably dont have a lisp and you also probably dont even own a bodysuit.. cuz who the hell does.

    • @Yugemos
      @Yugemos Год назад +6

      He's a reverse psychology dom but it wouldn't work if he told you.

  • @estaloka13
    @estaloka13 Год назад +16

    Are we just ignoring the "woman" in the bed" at 10:39 is a real doll? 🤣 I cackled.

  • @clara4942
    @clara4942 Год назад +21

    This was so funny. Can’t stop chuckling.
    Also, I’ve never been so happy to be an average looking woman who will never be on the radar of creepy guys like that dude.

    • @kittenluvzu
      @kittenluvzu 11 месяцев назад +5

      He’d be on his hands and knees grateful for someone like you.

    • @MEGVTRON
      @MEGVTRON 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@kittenluvzu😂

    • @alenwake3445
      @alenwake3445 3 месяца назад

      What's funny? When you'll need a secure life, trusts me, these average women have wayyy more chance of helping you than the ones men are after, I found one, and she's an angel, but alas, people just want dolls apprently

  • @FukeYu-wj7gh
    @FukeYu-wj7gh Год назад +375

    I went through a PUA phase when i was 18. Then i realized that all these guys i was trying to learn from were grade A d bags. Attraction is not a blueprint. Practice self confidence and take chances. Theres no "secret art" to "picking up" women. Im 30 now with an amazing gf for 4 years. And being a gentleman is underrated. Dont be a simp but dont be an a hole like so many of these guys. And dont stop trying. Thanks Phil for another great breakdown.

    • @langying
      @langying Год назад +37

      Yeah. There's a pretty broad line between treating women like human beings, and letting some streamer "Queen" clean out his bank account just to say "Hi". I think part of the problem is that there isn't enough decent advice. A lot of relationship advice spaces has been monopolized by assholes.

    • @lightworker2956
      @lightworker2956 Год назад

      ​@@langying I think part of the problem is that women who grew up with internet dating and social media are usually so picky that it's really hard for average guys to find someone, if they don't have something that is immediately attention-grabbing and appealing (an expensive car, being physically attractive, fame, etc). Furthermore, those women are also very quick to move on to another guy if you do something that's even mildly unappealing or would require a conversation to resolve. I've twice been dumped by a girlfriend over something we could have talked out, but nowadays people are treated as disposable products -- one of the women refused to talk to me and simply replaced me with another guy.
      Right now 60% of young men are single, you can look that up with a quick google search. That means there's more going on than "men just need two good pieces of advice and then they can find someone." I know there's guys who are eager to share an anecdote about that they found someone, but data is more reliable than n = 1 anecdotes, and anecdotes say that 60% of young guys are single. Which means there's a fundamental problem here.
      Because of social media and internet dating, I don't think you actually can give 2-3 good pieces of advice to an average guy and have that actually translate into him finding a partner (beyond general "go and vastly improve your life or body" type of advice). If that was possible, you'd see someone have a five-million subscriber youtube account, but there's no one like that.

    • @somedudeok1451
      @somedudeok1451 Год назад +11

      Yeah. Been into pick up too in the past. The only thing that actually works is being confident and feeling good about yourself and the person you're talking to. And the best pick up line is "hey" coupled with a genuine smile, or whatever you feel like saying as long as it's genuine.

    • @towpottsfam7631
      @towpottsfam7631 Год назад +32

      Just be nice. There's no magic. You can't force someone to fancy you .. if they don't just move on

    • @theneonpython
      @theneonpython Год назад

      i realized they are all grifters who inflate their success to sell courses and coaching, its absolute bull shit

  • @wellersonoliveira5334
    @wellersonoliveira5334 Год назад +384

    "Andrew Tate crossed with a discord moderator" so basically Andrew Tate lmao

    • @Reppintimefitness
      @Reppintimefitness Год назад +4

      Tate Dogg

    • @romnesia7729
      @romnesia7729 Год назад +24

      Inb4 tateçels come in and hate on the OP

    • @FreezoneLou
      @FreezoneLou Год назад

      ​@@connordavis5847it's both

    • @smerkishjay503
      @smerkishjay503 Год назад +8

      @@5ANDW1CHEShe was a champion in ISSKA not equivalent to K1 or Glory but thas better than most discord moderators lol

    • @TheNameIsFreddy
      @TheNameIsFreddy Год назад

      Looking at your pfp, I see why u dislike tate

  • @randomusername1430
    @randomusername1430 Год назад +443

    I can’t tell if men are getting worse because of this stuff or if social media only brought out what was already there.

    • @DylanPorto45
      @DylanPorto45 Год назад +68

      yes

    • @JustAverageJeff
      @JustAverageJeff Год назад

      It's getting worse the previous generation only had a 8% of men that weren't having sex and now it is up to 27% of men are not having sex. The consequence of social media and them all getting desensitized to degenerate material. IQ has also started to decline in babies for the first time in 70 years.

    • @adoniscoolgaming1278
      @adoniscoolgaming1278 Год назад +7

      Define worse

    • @tony_5156
      @tony_5156 Год назад

      @@adoniscoolgaming1278more mentally challenged

    • @statisticserinokripperino
      @statisticserinokripperino Год назад +33

      I bet my money it's the second, but that is anyone's guess. There's no merit to such questions, I think

  • @4uto_4ddict
    @4uto_4ddict Год назад +8

    "we're in the presence of an apex predator" - no truer words have been spoken. This is a gem.

    • @christiesanchez4013
      @christiesanchez4013 23 дня назад

      This dude looks like he'd piss himself in a boot camp. I'd be shocked if he's EVER had sex with a girl. Much less a sober one.

  • @jeffarmfield2346
    @jeffarmfield2346 Год назад +29

    Considering dude is so physically unfit and otherwise average in every way, plus his awesome lisp, I'm just happy for dude that he has so much self confidence. Now it's absolutely bordering on obscene, but its still s credit to him that he has any at all.

    • @danp2596
      @danp2596 Год назад

      Put it this way if I looked like he does I would be 6ft under

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 Год назад +4

      Ummmm I dunno if delusion and attention seeking is “confidence”

    • @Stephaniepasqualino-de6qy
      @Stephaniepasqualino-de6qy Год назад

      This man doesn’t have a shred of self confidence. This isn’t what confidence looks like at all. He’s massive insecure and it oozes out of his pores. He made himself a delusional alter ego to scam people and relieve his insecurity.

  • @taylorbug9
    @taylorbug9 Год назад +47

    Our society is going to hell in a hand basket, and this is another unfortunate outcome.

  • @funglegunk
    @funglegunk Год назад +143

    This is the guy who saw AI generated porn and rushed to Twitter to tell real, actual women: 'IT'S OVER! YOU'RE DONE!'

    • @stealthis
      @stealthis Год назад +9

      Even they would insult him, Truman Show Style.

    • @ihanakaunotar2741
      @ihanakaunotar2741 Год назад +6

      Lmao the accuracy 😂😂

    • @christiesanchez4013
      @christiesanchez4013 23 дня назад

      Guys will pay big bucks for the "girlfriend experience" from an OF girl who pays someone else to answer her DMs.

  • @luigimondino9783
    @luigimondino9783 Год назад +263

    If you spend 15 years of your life dating girls and you're still there doing it with no end on sight, you're the problem: you're broken, shallow and abusive. What a sad, lonely, miserable life, and it can be your life for only 3000 a month...

    • @brobocops
      @brobocops Год назад +3

      Tell that to Leo DiCaprio.

    • @TeakBoxxx3r
      @TeakBoxxx3r Год назад +38

      ​@@brobocopsYou think he doesn't have issues? You see only the highlightreel of his life...

    • @jezuschryzt
      @jezuschryzt Год назад +19

      @@brobocops the same leonardo dicaprio who only dates women young enough to be his daughter, who's been accused of coercing women into sex, and who's friend group in the 90s was known as the "pussy posse"? yeah, definitely nothing wrong with that guy

    • @kman9884
      @kman9884 Год назад +6

      @@jezuschryztYou described literally nothing bad

    • @asteria9963
      @asteria9963 Год назад +14

      An unmarried dating coach is like a sports car without tires. They look nice, but they won't get you anywhere

  • @Moshm4n
    @Moshm4n Год назад +8

    I love how his arguments are either just performative masculinity or a library of uncorroborated personal anecdotes, "I know I'm right and you're wrong because 'I have seen the results' of the things that make me right." Good one, chief. I'm convinced.

  • @alwayslearning4
    @alwayslearning4 Год назад +2

    LOL holy moly this was pure gold. No wonder T-Mobile is gaining subscribers at an astonishing rate. To be clear, not as many as new Alpha Dom subscribers.

  • @exoZelia
    @exoZelia Год назад +77

    The term "build attraction" alone demonstrates a deep misunderstanding of this entire situation

  • @_Dark222Angel_
    @_Dark222Angel_ Год назад +75

    if you have to say youre an alpha. you arent

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 Год назад +14

      and if you have to buy a course to become an alpha, you will never be one

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Год назад +7

      No king of worth has ever had to say “I am a king”

    • @margusiraptor9729
      @margusiraptor9729 Год назад +5

      If you use the term alpha unironically, it's already over.

    • @brobocops
      @brobocops Год назад +2

      Facts.

    • @kylereyes2337
      @kylereyes2337 Год назад

      Alpha males: Unstable. Not ready for public release.

  • @gamingpc5459
    @gamingpc5459 Год назад +132

    This HAS to be satire

    • @BratatoChip
      @BratatoChip Год назад +1

      Right lmao

    • @Ben10man2
      @Ben10man2 Год назад +1

      Same thought

    • @Miles_de_Arete
      @Miles_de_Arete Год назад

      Probably not. He knows there are men out there, who don't have any luck with women and he's willing to take advantage of them. Just like what Andrew Tate or these "Alpha Males" do.

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho Год назад +1

      Pffft, there are so many of these weird grifters

    • @rickyeska1
      @rickyeska1 Год назад +12

      There is no way this guy isn't satire. I meann just look at him and listen to how he talks. No chick would touch this guy with a 6ft pole

  • @ravenxin4832
    @ravenxin4832 Год назад +9

    Wow, Im a considered a highly desired woman and Alpha Dom is beyond repulsive in more ways than one.
    I assure you men, he is not getting 10s, maybe 2s.
    Be a decent human, look for a good girl, dont ever lie or cheat, be clean with good hygiene, treat her with respect, be there for her if she's sad and take her on nice dates.
    This is no guarantee to love obviously, but at least youre not a creep like Alpha Dom.

  • @TedsHoldOver
    @TedsHoldOver 2 месяца назад

    I'm keen to hear Dom's views on contraception.

  • @dougp9382
    @dougp9382 Год назад +55

    Alpha-don: If I wanna have sex, I'm gonna have it.
    Judge: Here's your prison sentence.

    • @CoutureThug
      @CoutureThug Год назад +1

      He means using his whole Verizon check to buy an escort

  • @DonglyBoi
    @DonglyBoi Год назад +16

    Mate I just fell into the Phillion rabbit hole and I’m thankful! Awesome content, cheers.

  • @kahlbutomacfarland
    @kahlbutomacfarland Год назад +27

    There’s no way that lisp is the foundation for this biblical level of compensation. No way.

  • @legionofAlexander
    @legionofAlexander 11 месяцев назад +4

    The best part about "alpha males" is that they put so much merit in getting laid like it isn't the entire reason why humanity has lasted this long. Literally.

  • @firstbradley3281
    @firstbradley3281 Год назад +24

    I’ve never been so happy to be a lesbian

    • @Biserbalkanski
      @Biserbalkanski Год назад +4

      😆 😂! I'm gay so none of this applies to me but fun to watch anyways. thank God ...Jesus.

  • @nullc0ntext
    @nullc0ntext Год назад +47

    This guy is the Dubai of relationship counselors.

    • @GreenEnvy.
      @GreenEnvy. Год назад +5

      I'd say this guy is the Martin Luther King Drive of relationship counselors.

    • @swagkingepic
      @swagkingepic Год назад

      Dubai has a good looking facade, this guy is more like a kentucky trailer park that claims to have "luxury apartments"

  • @nevermindmeijustinjectedaw9988
    @nevermindmeijustinjectedaw9988 Год назад +42

    14:09 "you walk up to ANY girl talking like this, she's GONNA think you roofied her"
    what a line

  • @Halfendymion
    @Halfendymion Год назад +37

    Imagine tying your self-worth to how many women you can use

  • @jendi56
    @jendi56 Год назад +1

    Another banger by Philion.

  • @aersla1731
    @aersla1731 Год назад +6

    This guy looks like a guy I went to highschool named Andy lol. Not sure why some people need so many females to be happy. Call me old school but when you meet that one person you can do whatever with and time flies, you won't need anyone else. I love my wife and I can't ever see myself with anyone else, I hope everyone gets to meet that special someone someday, don't give up.

  • @areichental
    @areichental Год назад +87

    So as a dude that was red pill before it had a name and found it retarded, here's a pro tip. Find a woman who wants the best for you, treats you well and you're comfy around. Preferably one that doesn't see you as a pay check but as a partner. There's always a better partner on paper. Who cares. A person that has you're back time and time again beats raw attributes.

    • @Quibblies
      @Quibblies Год назад +2

      hell yeah.

    • @Invertmini1212
      @Invertmini1212 Год назад +3

      No preferably, if shes gold digging at all shes gone my guy.

    • @Rompelstaump
      @Rompelstaump Год назад +4

      Preferably 🤣

    • @-whackd
      @-whackd Год назад +1

      Thanks for your pro tip but how are you a pro? We can't even see how ugly your girlfriend is.

    • @wallemmedia
      @wallemmedia Год назад

      Ayyymen to that. Want to add that "marry your best friend" is probably the best advice to keep in mind.

  • @jamescodling8641
    @jamescodling8641 Год назад +7

    Philion is sooooo hilarious. Keep it up bro

  • @brendanf8969
    @brendanf8969 Год назад +6

    You are hilarious my guy!!! Started watching a few years back, glad you’re still killing it!

  • @Unreal_L3gend
    @Unreal_L3gend Год назад +2

    Keep working hard mate, not far now for the mil

  • @davidstegbauer7299
    @davidstegbauer7299 10 месяцев назад +4

    If Shadow the Hedgehog was a person who made videos in his car.

  • @goodenergi
    @goodenergi Год назад +6

    really tried to finish bc i can withstand copious amounts of cringe .. but i had to stop halfway thru 😭
    btw happy to have these types of videos back 😄

  • @Khaos969
    @Khaos969 Год назад +26

    Internet ruined society

    • @arithmetikmilitantpoetry9548
      @arithmetikmilitantpoetry9548 Год назад +7

      Social Media did, otherwise the Internet is actually pretty cool

    • @bleeem
      @bleeem Год назад +3

      internet before social media and tiktok and just society but in binary code, subcultures and other thingsg were born just like in real life.

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 Год назад

      real

    • @nullc0ntext
      @nullc0ntext Год назад +1

      Alt.binaries.pictures.erotica and newsgroup robots ruined my sexuality as a preteen. This is the correct take.

  • @tomplazek8558
    @tomplazek8558 Год назад +21

    Thank you thank you thank you Phil for exposing these grifters

  • @KuhDoda
    @KuhDoda Год назад +4

    I showed my girl this video and now I’m single. 😢

    • @KuhDoda
      @KuhDoda Год назад +3

      She didn’t leave me or anything, she actually cringed to death. Rip :/

  • @HomersIlliad
    @HomersIlliad Год назад +5

    There's nothing quite like the chemistry between a man and his hostage.

  • @pullups2759
    @pullups2759 Год назад +138

    Getting with too many women is actually lonely as fuck. When you’re 20 it’s exciting but when you’re 26, work a 9-5, and sleep with 8 women in a month, you feel empty inside. You’re putting relationships and hobbies aside for women at that point.

    • @dizzzzzzler
      @dizzzzzzler Год назад +1

      I’m 36 now and when I look back at my 20s, it hurts to realize that I coupled my self worth with my ability to bed down women. It was easier to juggle 6 girls at a time than actually be emotionally available to one woman I respected. Spiraled into a pretty gnarly sex addiction, ultimately resulting in plenty of nights I’m not proud of. Chasing orgasms like a hit of crack.

    • @ihanakaunotar2741
      @ihanakaunotar2741 Год назад +9

      Duh there’s plenty of studies proving that.

    • @SteezySteez2011
      @SteezySteez2011 Год назад +20

      I mean fr. It's all so vapid. It's not cool, it's the most hollow kind of thing, and having had sex with someone I've been in love with, it's like saying you'd rather have Little Caesar's than authentic New York pizza. Only an idiot would.

    • @housinauthority5258
      @housinauthority5258 Год назад +1

      Who told you that?

    • @lordmatthewlukeobrien
      @lordmatthewlukeobrien Год назад +2

      Society values that which is rare (such as diamonds and gold) and the harder to obtain rare things having the most value.
      Therefore if your denominator of bodies you have slept on top of is higher, you have fractionally devalued yourself to the point you become worthless.
      It is simple mathematics, and if one breaks or disputes math, then good luck with the broken universe which is dependent upon math as the basis upon which all society depends upon to exist, including finances as a starting point such that $2 does not equal $1 does not equal $1billion.

  • @unconventionalaf
    @unconventionalaf Год назад +11

    No way he didn't pay for that chick in the superhero PJs.

  • @cringechannel4213
    @cringechannel4213 Год назад +31

    i don't think i've ever physically cringed at a video but the video with the girl in the morph suit made me actually cringe like crazy

  • @caiofernando
    @caiofernando Год назад +4

    "I'm cringing in my asshole" that's when I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @akultisgod5538
    @akultisgod5538 6 месяцев назад +3

    0:04 the andrew tate artist rendering had me like "bu that is actually what he looks like tho". 😂😂😂

  • @SaniBidar
    @SaniBidar Год назад +4

    Great video as always. You moped the floor with that guy. Side note, how did I after few years of watching Phillion it's just now that I'm noticing his eyes are vibrant blue. 😍😍😍😍💙💙💙💙

  • @RCX_Sco1
    @RCX_Sco1 Год назад +19

    I can smell this man from here and I can guarantee his stack of unwashed dishes is astronomical

  • @Genera1MacDaddy
    @Genera1MacDaddy Год назад +38

    YES! MY BOY PHILION WITH THE FIRE CONTENT. Please stick to this format. Your commentary videos are my favorite. The deep dives are so well done but these 20-minute goof and gaff vids are the perfect length.

  • @cassferguson2343
    @cassferguson2343 22 дня назад

    You seriously are the fucking best Phillion. You have a #1 personality.

  • @JQ888
    @JQ888 Год назад +3

    Just found this channel. It’s great. As man in his 30s who has a decent white collar job, I have a few things to say: (1) CEO, biz owner, and 100K should not be in the same sentence. Those 3 are not even close lol. (2) when I was younger, I’d watch Pick Up Artist on TV and later in life learned none of these tactics work (at least for normal girls who aren’t insecure). Lol

  • @lexlindstrom5846
    @lexlindstrom5846 Год назад +13

    The fact that his outro music is an Ed Sheeran song is all the convincing I needed. He is truly alpha beyond our comprehension.

    • @Freeform_Locs
      @Freeform_Locs 11 месяцев назад

      what song is it? Don't listen to Sheeran.

  • @DarukaEon
    @DarukaEon Год назад +19

    I was preparing for cringe, but still wasn't ready. 😬
    Edit: Holy fucking shit! $3000!? 🤣

  • @flioink
    @flioink Год назад +23

    The only thing Alpha Dom fears?
    The dentist!
    Cuz' nothing builds attraction more than yellow crooked teeth and dental plaque!

    • @dominikaksiazek7177
      @dominikaksiazek7177 Год назад

      There's nothing wrong with not perfectly straight teeth IF there're healthy... visible plaque is unattractive of course.

    • @flioink
      @flioink Год назад +1

      @@dominikaksiazek7177 We're talking about "peak attraction" here.
      That guy's teeth a re not only crooked but badly discolored.

  • @probablygrim
    @probablygrim Год назад +3

    Lol good old Tik Tok giving him a memory he'll struggle to forget...

  • @andrewk.7065
    @andrewk.7065 Год назад

    Hit the jackpot with this one Phil 👏

  • @MedicineofSound
    @MedicineofSound Год назад +8

    This is powerful.. literally observing a rotten brain that can’t see its own rot

  • @nomercy8989
    @nomercy8989 Год назад +40

    New generation of lonely men new generation of scammers selling courses.

    • @MRFESTA1991
      @MRFESTA1991 Год назад

      even Tate doesn't charge that much to his ballsack garglers 👀

    • @likemysnopp
      @likemysnopp Год назад +1

      I usually think that the future of working in sales is becoming exactly that.. a actual scammer who think jail is worth it

  • @Jdlundy12
    @Jdlundy12 Год назад +14

    "I'm a professional dating coach." This speech impediment gets all the girls dripping.

  • @THELIFEOFPRICE
    @THELIFEOFPRICE Год назад

    Ive watched a lot of your videos but this one made me push the subscribe button =D

  • @jwooldridge
    @jwooldridge Год назад +2

    The Quiznos' Spongmonkeys called. They want their teeth back.

  • @oBseSsIoNPC
    @oBseSsIoNPC Год назад +48

    Oh Philion, your commentary over this poor mans wet dream is glorious. I love the detail of an alpha male sitting in a car, in anonymity and talking about his 6 girls. When we have only ever seen him with one, who may or may not be his sister or brothers friend, who agreed to make a video with him for $100 bucks. He sure has balls, I am not even sure he is delusional, he is just pushing this bs to try and sell a course that has no value attached to it.

    • @officialkidwizard
      @officialkidwizard Год назад +3

      brother's friend? I immediately thought it was an escort. Notice how you can't see her face.

    • @oBseSsIoNPC
      @oBseSsIoNPC Год назад +2

      @@officialkidwizard I didn't even give him that much credit, that he has the balls to hire and escort.

    • @LorettaBangBang
      @LorettaBangBang Год назад

      @@officialkidwizard you could see her face.

  • @ChristoforosJordan
    @ChristoforosJordan Год назад +7

    “Why does this guy look like he sucks on quarters” had me laugh so hard I almost fell off the treadmill 😂

  • @Feistygoat1
    @Feistygoat1 Год назад +15

    These "fake it till you make it" people are hilarious

  • @harper6089
    @harper6089 4 месяца назад +2

    "when you look like you eat glue" and "why does this guy looks like he sucks on quarters" got me hahaha

  • @philipbrunn8706
    @philipbrunn8706 Год назад +39

    I would love to see some of these alpha men who give dating advice like that go in the club and pick up women. they would probaly stare at their phone the whole time there

    • @Vivi_9
      @Vivi_9 Год назад +2

      Philion's video on pick up artists is legendary I show it to people and we laugh our asses off, never gets old haha

  • @chelscara
    @chelscara Год назад +16

    I bet those researchers that published then retracted that alpha wolf study have to watch these videos for eternity when they die, so they can know the damage they did by not studying better the first time 😂😂😂

  • @amandadosanjos3994
    @amandadosanjos3994 Год назад +39

    A man with that face and that sense of style has had absolutely no experience with women. Not real or living and breathing ones at least.

    • @yourbrain8700
      @yourbrain8700 Год назад +3

      So you're saying women, even unattractive women, are without exception so shallow they would not consider an average looking man?

    • @sixtus9559
      @sixtus9559 Год назад

      ​@@yourbrain8700he's not average looking in most of his films, he's looking shit and many times his style screams incel

    • @powderedground78
      @powderedground78 Год назад +13

      ​@@yourbrain8700Hi Alpha Dom

    • @EGarza-mk2mk
      @EGarza-mk2mk Год назад +5

      @@yourbrain8700 just women or humans in general? Guys do this too

    • @Whocares1987
      @Whocares1987 Год назад

      @@yourbrain8700average ? This dude looks like my sweaty hairy taint after a basketball game

  • @LDGZxero
    @LDGZxero Год назад +1

    You are doing gods work

  • @maciejc1673
    @maciejc1673 Год назад +7

    I laughed so hard I made my testosterone levels go through the roof 😂😂😂😂