i kinda wish they’d leave this shit to preteen imagination lmao. it’s crazy how i’d die before admitting i read wattpad at like 12 & now our most embarrassing memories r just showing up on ur fyp with no warning
Totally agree. The stuff my 13 year old self ate up would make me self implode right now, but I’m still glad little me got to appreciate it for what it was.
The concept for St Bulges Day cracks me up because Kurtis literally came up with it a few years ago in his video about Undercover Boss. He came up with the idea for a male version of Hooters called a “meatery”
GUYS I WATCHED THIS WHOLE SHOW TODAY BC I HAD TO FINISH IT AFTER SEEING ALL THE ADS. bootlegged ofc I’m not paying $50 to watch it all. It’s wild as hell. Honestly none of it made sense and there were new plot devices literally every 20 seconds. It’s the modern version of those wild soap operas everyone used to be obsessed with. IF YOU WANT SPOILERS I WILL TELL YOU THE WHOLE PLOT BELOW ok so Chloe’s mom is getting with Adrian’s dad bc he’s rich. Adrian is both her soon to be stepbrother and also her professor. They hate each other and don’t want to live in the same house or have their parents get married. Chloe wants Adrian and herself to be seen together by their parents so they will break up. Adrian doesn’t like the plan but when he can’t resist Chloe she backs off and says it’s too much too fast. The blonde bully is randomly hateful to Chloe off and on for seemingly no reason. This is used as a constant plot point to show how strong their mating bond is. Adrian is alpha to the moonrise pack but explains none of this to Chloe basically the whole show. He calls her mate and luna and she’s like 🤔 wth is that? They go back and forth between hating and wanting each other. Her mom is awful and is money hungry for Adrian’s dads money and drugs her daughter TWICE in the show for no explained reason. Her mom does not want Chloe near Adrian at all romantically. Her mom becomes pregnant and marries Adrian’s dad- they are officially stepsibilings. Eventually they do succumb to their love/lust and are hiding their bond from their parents. An ally pack leaders daughter Vivienne tries to sway Adrian away from Chloe bc Chloe is human and not an ideal alphas mate. She is unsuccessful bc Adrian and Chloe’s bond is so strong 💪🏼. Also Chloe’s bff is a witch and is helping protect Chloe and Adrian. A big bad guy shows up named Peter who injured Adrian’s dad. Turns out Chloe’s mom was stepping out with bad guy Peter and it was his baby she was pregnant with. Peter literally slashed her throat and she is ki!!ed and discarded in 5 seconds. He was only using her to get to Adrian and his dad. He is defeated and Adrian and Chloe get married but omfg her dad who was a presumed deadbeat turns up and he is the leader of a rival pack and so Chloe is actually a werewolf. Chloe is pregnant and they know bc Adrian can sense it- the end!
one of my friends was in that crazy alpha series💀 she’s the one who was staring directly at the camera LOL she got asked to fill in for an actor who dropped out the day before so it was a total last minute thing. she also usually models and doesn’t act, someone at a photo shoot asked her to join this project. imagine my surprise seeing that video on twitter and all of a sudden my friend walks into frame
There's some really weird ads I get on Facebook for these romance stories that seemed like they were written by a 15 year old girl, and I think they were. They are also about werewolves and vampires
When I (A Finnish person) tried to find Kurtis' Bulges show from google, the first results were 'Battle of the Bulge' and 'Malmedy massacre' Wikipedia articles. Me: I want to see that Canadian St. Bulges comedy special. Google: We got Bulges at home. Bulges at home: "The Battle of the Bulge, also known as the Ardennes Offensive, was a major German offensive campaign on the Western Front during World War II which took place from 16 December 1944 to 25 January 1945."
OH SO YOU’RE GOING TO PROPOSE ONTO YOUR KNEES ON ONE KNEE AND PROPOSING WITH WEDDING, NOT ALLOWED FOR YOU, BUT CHLOE CANNOT HOPE YOU’RE NOT HAVE KIDS, OH NO SHE’S PREGNANT
All of these short films and series must all have AI generated scripts,,, soooo horrifically dystopian thank you Kurtis for drawing attention to how janky and weird the dialogue is, and how everything is just an amalgamation of other media/a copy paste of itself a thousand times over 😭😭😭😭
was googling about it, apparently its a chinese app originally. they were making the same style of content as basically short form low budget cdramas and ig they recently expanded into english language shows
i saw this thread on twitter and immediately thought of tagging you and others tagged you too!! i’m glad you covered it bc i got really invested in the whole thread series for a while
as someone extremely online who frequented shit like tumblr and deviant art its unreal watching shit like abo become mainstream and marketable. it used to be such a niche thing and i think it became a meme and then more popular to the point that its marketable.
@@Corarii just to clarify I think abo can be fine I'm just pedantic about terms and I'm old so I read actual physical wolf romance books. The gender expression stuff is cool for other people, I like my romance to be simple and no thoughts head empty stuff with little to no Discourse lmao
I'd just love to know what the purpose of these tropes were. If he's her professor, (I assume in college) he's probably at least like 10 years older than her. If he's also her step brother, why do the people at her school assume she's sleeping with him.
I’m both amazed and angered that I’ve lived to watch The Walter Boys go from a Wattpad original story, to a paperback copy in my school library, AND NOW A NETFLIX ADAPTATION?
I just found your podcast and I wanted 2 say that your voice and vibe is very calming and I hope you take no offense but I do use your videos as white noise to sleep because it's one of the few videos I can watch that has a steady consistent tone. I'm glad I found this content :]
Ive been getting so many of those ads on my fyp, every time i saw them i was thinking “wow i hope Kurtis/danny/drew will make a video abt this” you have no idea how fast i clicked this video! Lol
I haven’t watched in a while because I’ve been working a lot but coming back feels like seeing my favourite cousin at the family barbecue hahaha it’s great to be back 😊
I was using a public restroom one time that had multiple stalls in it... I'm just doing my business peeing and I see this little girl bout 4 yrs old stretch her entire head down under the wall of the stall she and her mom were in and just makes solid eye contact with me then just.....HOLDS it there!!! Had to have been like a good 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi... and her mom never got on to her!!! Like wtf teach your kid what's acceptable and not acceptable with their behavior in public and to NOT be a total weirdo!! 100% the Mom's fault there tho. The kid was just an innocent child who was curious. 🖤🖤🖤
so my bf and i kept getting these and we ended up getting really invested in this horrible piece of media and found the full story in someone’s Patreon and it was 5 dollars well spent, you would think you have the full story from the clips, but you don’t! funniest shit we’ve ever watched😭 and now it’s a great inside joke that we reference. we would love to see you and danny do a collab on this as a reaction it’s so incredibly horrible
“St. Bulges Day” absolutely sounds like a story that was written on Wattpad about a gay Irish couple lmao
niall horan and saltburn man?
saltburn man lmaooo
deadass sounds like a jacksepticeye x markiplier wattpad fanfic
Niall Horan x Harry Styles one shot 🥰🩷
I would read that over watching these videos any day, this is my hell
i threw my mousy brown hair up into a messy bun to watch this episode
focusing my green orbs on the screen to watch this episode
TO PAY HER DEBTS!
@@lola15222 and then i found out that BTS ALSO WANTED TO BUY ME !! and the two boy bands started fighting for me……
Harry saw me reading at his concert AND ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND
@@sambees7981simon was yelling at the boys to stop fighting when niall horan crawled into my ear… i told him to stop but he was in there
i kinda wish they’d leave this shit to preteen imagination lmao. it’s crazy how i’d die before admitting i read wattpad at like 12 & now our most embarrassing memories r just showing up on ur fyp with no warning
I KNOWWWW
some of the most beautiful fictional love stories i have ever read were written by preteens on wattpad who were angry with the writers lmao
will i ever tell someone that in person ??? no i will not
Totally agree. The stuff my 13 year old self ate up would make me self implode right now, but I’m still glad little me got to appreciate it for what it was.
Where were your parents?? There's SO MUCH decent lit. Why?!!
the acting is really making me feel like I’m watching lele pons coded npcs interact with each other
what an excellent and accurate description
“summarize your middle school life in four words” “wattpad and its consequences”
Why i am watching porn with a guy i dont know on the internet
the real question is why isn't everyone else doing it?
The concept for St Bulges Day cracks me up because Kurtis literally came up with it a few years ago in his video about Undercover Boss. He came up with the idea for a male version of Hooters called a “meatery”
I was literally rewarching that vid while scrolling insta and saw his announcement and laughed out loud I was like, did he come up with this?
I was thinking "shooters" given the target audience. the sorta dudes who need to strap on a piece to go to subway lol
my glowing orbs loved the new intro
Forreal
Seeing this comment after being abducted by a glowing green orb hits different
The unique and different strokes on the keys, it entranced my midnight view.
"what GHOUL did this to you?!" fucking GOT me for some reason 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol the word ghoul always hits for me
GUYS I WATCHED THIS WHOLE SHOW TODAY BC I HAD TO FINISH IT AFTER SEEING ALL THE ADS. bootlegged ofc I’m not paying $50 to watch it all. It’s wild as hell. Honestly none of it made sense and there were new plot devices literally every 20 seconds. It’s the modern version of those wild soap operas everyone used to be obsessed with.
IF YOU WANT SPOILERS I WILL TELL YOU THE WHOLE PLOT BELOW
ok so Chloe’s mom is getting with Adrian’s dad bc he’s rich. Adrian is both her soon to be stepbrother and also her professor. They hate each other and don’t want to live in the same house or have their parents get married. Chloe wants Adrian and herself to be seen together by their parents so they will break up. Adrian doesn’t like the plan but when he can’t resist Chloe she backs off and says it’s too much too fast. The blonde bully is randomly hateful to Chloe off and on for seemingly no reason. This is used as a constant plot point to show how strong their mating bond is.
Adrian is alpha to the moonrise pack but explains none of this to Chloe basically the whole show. He calls her mate and luna and she’s like 🤔 wth is that? They go back and forth between hating and wanting each other. Her mom is awful and is money hungry for Adrian’s dads money and drugs her daughter TWICE in the show for no explained reason. Her mom does not want Chloe near Adrian at all romantically. Her mom becomes pregnant and marries Adrian’s dad- they are officially stepsibilings.
Eventually they do succumb to their love/lust and are hiding their bond from their parents. An ally pack leaders daughter Vivienne tries to sway Adrian away from Chloe bc Chloe is human and not an ideal alphas mate. She is unsuccessful bc Adrian and Chloe’s bond is so strong 💪🏼. Also Chloe’s bff is a witch and is helping protect Chloe and Adrian.
A big bad guy shows up named Peter who injured Adrian’s dad. Turns out Chloe’s mom was stepping out with bad guy Peter and it was his baby she was pregnant with. Peter literally slashed her throat and she is ki!!ed and discarded in 5 seconds. He was only using her to get to Adrian and his dad. He is defeated and Adrian and Chloe get married but omfg her dad who was a presumed deadbeat turns up and he is the leader of a rival pack and so Chloe is actually a werewolf. Chloe is pregnant and they know bc Adrian can sense it- the end!
🐺❤️🐺🟰🤰🪄
TY SO MUCH i was itching to know how it ended !!
Wait when does she get sold for money I have to know haha
I just knew she was going to be a werewolf too!
Doing gods work
one of my friends was in that crazy alpha series💀 she’s the one who was staring directly at the camera LOL she got asked to fill in for an actor who dropped out the day before so it was a total last minute thing. she also usually models and doesn’t act, someone at a photo shoot asked her to join this project. imagine my surprise seeing that video on twitter and all of a sudden my friend walks into frame
Dude i baby sat in my late teens now has 4 mil on tiktok and the gold star on snap
Her modeling experience explains that staring into the camera lol
@@tanyatokareva1873 LOL true!!
OH MY GOD 😭😭😭
WAITT I SAW THIS AD TOO it was fucking wild to accidentally stumble upon in class
I remember it too but thought it was a weird skit of tiktokers LMAAOO
There's some really weird ads I get on Facebook for these romance stories that seemed like they were written by a 15 year old girl, and I think they were. They are also about werewolves and vampires
@@BelindaShort plot twist: every ad is a stolen wattpad story that WAS written by a 15 y/o girl 🤔 /gq
yo pay attention you, you're totally gonna need calculus someday
They took every possible trope they could fit from Ao3 and Wattpad, and then took all the little good things from each one of them
15:54 actually crying laughing at kurtis saying "screaming" instead of streaming, then like 5 seconds later saying "divoice" instead of divorce
my shining dark chocoolate brown orbs are glued to the screen
Not enough diarrhea sounds
"divoice" is another one for those kurtis conner messing up words compilations lollllllll
Plzz idk why but the Adrian character somehow sounds and looks like a mildly yassified Jerma 😭😭
I thought he was hot then I read this comment and it ruined my day 😅
Lmaoooo yes
“Ban that guy forever. I’m serious, ban that guy for like 5 minutes.”
😔
When I (A Finnish person) tried to find Kurtis' Bulges show from google, the first results were 'Battle of the Bulge' and 'Malmedy massacre' Wikipedia articles.
Me: I want to see that Canadian St. Bulges comedy special.
Google: We got Bulges at home.
Bulges at home:
"The Battle of the Bulge, also known as the Ardennes Offensive, was a major German offensive campaign on the Western Front during World War II which took place from 16 December 1944 to 25 January 1945."
FELLOW FIN
@@Boredsinner0666 We should both send a request to Yle to get St. Bulges Day.
Ilman bulgea en voi eläääää
Holy shit the paramedic bit was absolutely killing me bro
"NAME THE GHOUL THAT DID THIS"
Parent: we have Neil Breen at home
Neil Breen at home:
bruh an hour long main channel video??? dinner is about to be good 🙏🏽
i was once addicted to wattpad
OH SO YOU’RE GOING TO PROPOSE ONTO YOUR KNEES ON ONE KNEE AND PROPOSING WITH WEDDING, NOT ALLOWED FOR YOU, BUT CHLOE CANNOT HOPE YOU’RE NOT HAVE KIDS, OH NO SHE’S PREGNANT
The alpha werewolf step-brother professor starting to glow like Ultraman at 32:39 is killing me like what
I'm still losing my mind over it
Who's kink are glowing guys thats the question
All of these short films and series must all have AI generated scripts,,,
soooo horrifically dystopian thank you Kurtis for drawing attention to how janky and weird the dialogue is, and how everything is just an amalgamation of other media/a copy paste of itself a thousand times over 😭😭😭😭
The plot of this seems like it was written in the episodes game. It’s a level even below wattpad.
kurt has literally the best timing
Read timing as thing and spent an embarrassingly long amount of time trying to figure out what you meant
@@wrigglebyliterally same 😭
@@lemon3060 he literally has the best thing
Fr bc i went and watched that whole shorttv show before he talked abt it...
STOP THIS WAS SO FUNNY😭 I thought it was just me getting those ads I literally fkn deleted tiktok because of them💀
Had to pause the pod multiple times to scream and cry from second-hand embarrassment- Excellent work, Kurt ! 😁
"Oh no, shes with pregnant"
Solo podcasting is like a low intensity long distance event for freestyle rapping
3 views after 13 seconds? You really haven't fallen off! Keep going, you're doing great!
💀
I’m cleaning my closet this is awesome
Good luck!! Slay!!
I was just finishing up a different episode thinking to myself........Man, I need another episode soon.
BABE WAKE UP VERY REALLY GOOD PODCAST UPLOAD 🗣️🗣️
This would’ve been the perfect episode to have Brittany broski on
that show is so k-drama coded
I was gonna say this when he was talking about the 8 different slo-mo angles of the same shot lmao
was googling about it, apparently its a chinese app originally. they were making the same style of content as basically short form low budget cdramas and ig they recently expanded into english language shows
Actually this might be worse than a wattpad story
"I'm seriously wounded and pretty much useless right now" has gotta be the most insane shit ive ever heard
15:42 how were you not pissing your pants laughing at the *boing* 💀💀
My ponytail quivered when I saw Curtis posted
i have to say rolled oats to myself when i watch the intro now
Real 😭😭
It’s always a good day when a VRG episode drops 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
“Don’t say a word”
“Okay what do I do now?”
Girl… you couldn’t even do the one thing he told you to 😂
THE WAY HE GUESSES THE HE IS HALF WEREWOLF LMAO
New intro is absolutely insane i love it, the eyes getting red and the background jazz was heaattt😩‼️
As a ginger Adrian this was awful for me to experience thanks lol 😅
i saw this thread on twitter and immediately thought of tagging you and others tagged you too!! i’m glad you covered it bc i got really invested in the whole thread series for a while
ah can’t wait to meet my professor, stepbrother, werewolf, billionaire bf🥰
Bro no way kurtis just missed the opportunity to say "he got hit by a monster truck" smh he disappointed me fr
as someone extremely online who frequented shit like tumblr and deviant art its unreal watching shit like abo become mainstream and marketable. it used to be such a niche thing and i think it became a meme and then more popular to the point that its marketable.
It's not really abo though there's no gender swapping/pregnancy fetish stuff. Just weird werewolf romance stuff.
@@chloecamille5390youre so right, too straight for abo
@@Corarii just to clarify I think abo can be fine I'm just pedantic about terms and I'm old so I read actual physical wolf romance books. The gender expression stuff is cool for other people, I like my romance to be simple and no thoughts head empty stuff with little to no Discourse lmao
you got me hooked on alphas love ngl adrian got me actin up
Dying at the messed up sentences 😂😂 23:59
I'd just love to know what the purpose of these tropes were. If he's her professor, (I assume in college) he's probably at least like 10 years older than her. If he's also her step brother, why do the people at her school assume she's sleeping with him.
this is what i imagine the acotar show is gonna be like
For real lol
I’m both amazed and angered that I’ve lived to watch The Walter Boys go from a Wattpad original story, to a paperback copy in my school library, AND NOW A NETFLIX ADAPTATION?
Oooh new logo slay what the fart! Nice music intro. I will shower and listen now lol
Maybe I'm first btw. Lmao I'm a whole child
What the fart 😊😊
What the fart 😊😊
What the fart 😊😊
What the fart 😊😊
i got that ad, i did watch the entire thing. lol
I would NEVER confess (besides for rn) that I was on Wattpad at 11-13 just cause how embarrassed I am abt it 💀
it was all da fiction with no smut guys don’t worry 🙏
I just found your podcast and I wanted 2 say that your voice and vibe is very calming and I hope you take no offense but I do use your videos as white noise to sleep because it's one of the few videos I can watch that has a steady consistent tone. I'm glad I found this content :]
Ive been getting so many of those ads on my fyp, every time i saw them i was thinking “wow i hope Kurtis/danny/drew will make a video abt this” you have no idea how fast i clicked this video! Lol
Please do a series on a bunch of these. They’re so bad and I love watching you tear them apart.
lol all I can think of is “I have purse, I have hat on head” 😂
this is such a kurtis moment
Bro why was he getting his knob slorped AND NOT STOPPING WHENNHIS MOM WALKS IN I’m scarred😭😭
I would love you to react to more of these shorttv videos. I was cry laughing at this
Yes we love to hear hour long videos !! Can't wait
My glowing blue orbs loved this episode
cant wait for my alpha chad vampire wolf step dad teacher brother to come sweep me off my feet 😻
New VRG ep and Kurt is wearing a Browns sweater? Let’s fucking go
KURTIS CONNER WEARING A BROWNS SHIRT
Thank you for being real about your use of a stuntcock.
I want to watch the “st bulges day” special but I’m not Canadian 😭
I haven't laughed like this in a while! Thank you kurt😂
At first I thought is was an ad from hooked again
Opening scene has ginger man wearing a towel? And he has to hide? If I had a nickel..
OMG STOP a few days ago i got the short TV ad and immediately thought of ur videos kurtis
I need to be asleep but I stead I am giggling at this absolute golden content
As some one who enjoys wattpad I'm scared
i can't believe i was this quick omg i love ur vids kurt !
YASSS LOUISVILLE!! see u soon (seeing you is my birthday gift to myself i’m so excited)
this episode had me cackling the whole time omfg I can't believe what I'm watching
I knew you were going to say Antoine Dodson when you said "what was that guy singing?" LOL. very proud of myself!
Kurtis you help me make my bed every day with the podcast so thanks :3
I haven’t watched in a while because I’ve been working a lot but coming back feels like seeing my favourite cousin at the family barbecue hahaha it’s great to be back 😊
I’m seriously wounded and pretty much useless right now watching this
Not me remembering my watt pad days. I won community awards for my fan fiction 😅😭
The mom actor was putting the work in tho she wasn't half bad
Lost it at "the car monster"
tysm for releasing a new long video right around the time when my midterm grades come out as a second semester junior 😭
You wearing a Browns pullover is everything to me
I was using a public restroom one time that had multiple stalls in it... I'm just doing my business peeing and I see this little girl bout 4 yrs old stretch her entire head down under the wall of the stall she and her mom were in and just makes solid eye contact with me then just.....HOLDS it there!!! Had to have been like a good 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi... and her mom never got on to her!!! Like wtf teach your kid what's acceptable and not acceptable with their behavior in public and to NOT be a total weirdo!!
100% the Mom's fault there tho. The kid was just an innocent child who was curious.
🖤🖤🖤
You have no idea how hard I’ve been laughing I love this podcast
Picturing Kurtis in the omegaverse is wild
I’m so glad I found your podcast! 💕
so my bf and i kept getting these and we ended up getting really invested in this horrible piece of media and found the full story in someone’s Patreon and it was 5 dollars well spent, you would think you have the full story from the clips, but you don’t! funniest shit we’ve ever watched😭 and now it’s a great inside joke that we reference. we would love to see you and danny do a collab on this as a reaction it’s so incredibly horrible
I'm so glad you found this too. I've been traumatizing my friends with it for weeks now
Kurtis I have watched almost all 90 parts f this series and you missed so much.
Omg i kept getting these ads and i would mark that i was uninterested everytime and they wouldnt stop. It was like a plague lol
we have to acknowledge the character name "scarlett de ville". this stepsibling teacher werewolf romance ripped off 101 dalmatians