Fix It With Sticky Tape - Cybertruck Fails

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  • @InscrutableObjects
    @InscrutableObjects 2 месяца назад +1842

    The idea of a silent Ford commercial showing them pulling Cybertrucks out of trouble is hysterical (and really great).

    • @TimothyWhiteheadzm
      @TimothyWhiteheadzm 2 месяца назад +6

      It would only work because the Cybertruck is so well known. Sorry, but Ford already lost.

    • @Urapnes75
      @Urapnes75 2 месяца назад +133

      @@TimothyWhiteheadzmit’s so well known as a piece of crap. And how did Ford lose? Lose what? And for the record, I don’t own a Ford.

    • @TimothyWhiteheadzm
      @TimothyWhiteheadzm 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Urapnes75 When it comes to marketing, 'well known' is often all that counts. You won't see Ozzy May reviewing Fords. Stick 'Musk', 'SpaceX', 'Tesla' or 'Cybertruck' in a RUclips video title and you get more views, its just the way it is. Tesla can sell as many as it can make whether or not you think it is a piece of crap.

    • @mundanestuff
      @mundanestuff 2 месяца назад +100

      @@TimothyWhiteheadzm Ford has the best selling pickup trucks of the history of trucks. It sold 750,000+ F series trucks in 2023 alone. Cybertruck isn't even on the board. Their capacity will be around 250k this year and maybe a little more next year. How long will it take to outsell the F150? It'll take congressional legislation for that to happen, and frankly people will just buy one of the other 19 electric pickup trucks on the market if forced.

    • @ahyes589
      @ahyes589 2 месяца назад +85

      ​@@TimothyWhiteheadzm You dont see Ozzy Man reviewing Fords because they actually do the job of a truck unlike the Cybertruck. Not sure I would call this roast session much of a review. The Cybertruck gets lots of attention because it's the laughing stock of the world.

  • @miriam4235
    @miriam4235 2 месяца назад +953

    "around other trucks it seems to panic the most" brilliant😂

    • @Pab-B
      @Pab-B 2 месяца назад +20

      That river water was probably ice cold. There was...shrinkage, thus causing performance issues.

    • @makarabaduk1754
      @makarabaduk1754 2 месяца назад +12

      @@Pab-B The cybertruck nuts retracted?

    • @Matt10124
      @Matt10124 2 месяца назад +16

      Performance anxiety is a real thing, even for trucks.

    • @fromaggiovagiola9128
      @fromaggiovagiola9128 2 месяца назад +6

      Americans love Freedom...
      This is the type of video the Internet was invented for.

    • @mddell24
      @mddell24 2 месяца назад +3

      CyberStuck gets anxiety.

  • @Nexowl
    @Nexowl 2 месяца назад +2664

    This thing looks like a not-fully-rendered video game car to me.

    • @pandaminded
      @pandaminded 2 месяца назад +106

      It's a not fully rendered car design

    • @Reofenja
      @Reofenja 2 месяца назад +66

      Definitely reminds me of PS1 Twisted Metal graphics

    • @ValentinSerrano-nj4dc
      @ValentinSerrano-nj4dc 2 месяца назад +30

      All that money for that garbage 😂 Toyota tundra rules 😂

    • @ThaBeatConductor
      @ThaBeatConductor 2 месяца назад +13

      Looks even stranger in person.

    • @user-zh9zz5ru6r
      @user-zh9zz5ru6r 2 месяца назад +7

      @@ValentinSerrano-nj4dc not anymore. new Tundra V6s are grenading all over the place due to metal shavings left on the crankshaft during the manufacture process. Just like Hyundai/Kai in 2017, there will be a class action law suit. Toyota is nowhere near the quality it used to be, sadly

  • @grumpykingtiger4593
    @grumpykingtiger4593 2 месяца назад +83

    I like the first rescue in the sand, the RAM pulled it out like it was a toy.
    $120,000.00 for a dumpster on wheels. LMAO!

  • @theblackheart5727
    @theblackheart5727 2 месяца назад +159

    More height clearance, better weight distribution, better tires (maybe bigger wheels too), and an all over more appealing design and they’ve got a winner. Haha! So basically, build an entirely new vehicle.

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 2 месяца назад +17

      Better build quality, less stupid design, just make a truck like everyone else’s using an electric power source

    • @i-love-comountains3850
      @i-love-comountains3850 2 месяца назад +10

      Good tires and/or chains alone would have solved half the problems in this video 😅
      My 4x4 Ranger EATS offroad, but if I used the tires the cyber trucks have, I'd be just as stuck in some of those places.
      What baffles me is that electric motors are fantastic for offroading and high torque at low speed, with excellent slip control, which is exactly what's needed for offroading.
      Ride height really is a massive factor, too, I can climb under my stock Ranger easily and I'm not a small guy lol
      CT is a perfect example of "No, I'm not going to listen to the people who know how to build cars. I'm doing this from the hip!"

    • @meanmutton
      @meanmutton 2 месяца назад +1

      If they just built a Rivian they'd be fine. Or an F-150 Lightning.

    • @benhatcher9396
      @benhatcher9396 2 месяца назад +3

      The major issue is that the computer senses the spinning wheels, and reassigns torque.. similar to launch control (I don't know what Tesla calls it).
      In other words, it's too futuristic for its own good, lol.

    • @abdullahal-shimri3091
      @abdullahal-shimri3091 2 месяца назад

      Is just buy a Rivian.

  • @milanondrak5564
    @milanondrak5564 2 месяца назад +538

    What I love most about the Cyber Truck is that a brand new one was assessed in Britain to see if it was legal for British roads. It failed abysmally.

    • @BeaHindebars
      @BeaHindebars 2 месяца назад +98

      Oh no! You mean I'll never get to see one being towed by a ford here? 🇬🇧

    • @joeogle7729
      @joeogle7729 2 месяца назад +36

      There'll probably be one or 2 grey imports but yes, thank fucking Christ it's not on sale here...

    • @milanondrak5564
      @milanondrak5564 2 месяца назад +63

      @@joeogle7729 It failed to pass it's VOSA certification to be driven in the UK on no less than 37 parts. So no it'll never be on our roads thankfully.

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 2 месяца назад +26

      Well there is some good news then

    • @Fordmister
      @Fordmister 2 месяца назад

      @@milanondrak5564 the bit people don't realise is that it hasn't even passed any US safety tests with a 3rd party, and isnt slated for any 3rd party tests until 2025 at the absolute earliest. Its just the US has an insane system where the manufacturer can self certify that the car meets the safety standards (that the cybertruck obviously doesn't) so because tesla says Musks egotrip vehicle is safe to sell they are allowed to sell it
      They wont even submit it for testing in the EU because they know it would be a disaster.

  • @BnB140810
    @BnB140810 2 месяца назад +305

    "Come on ya bin on wheels" nailed it 😂😂

    • @witsend6671
      @witsend6671 2 месяца назад +3

      What we call " wheelie-bins" in NE Scotland.....

    • @GrandisSilva
      @GrandisSilva 2 месяца назад +1

      @@witsend6671Australians use the term as well, except our wheelie bins are generally plastic, not metal, which I assume is why he said bin on wheels.

  • @rikstr44
    @rikstr44 2 месяца назад +340

    “For a truck it’s not very trucky” 🤣

    • @user-ev4pb9xj7e
      @user-ev4pb9xj7e 2 месяца назад +4

      This thing is a eunuch in the trucking world 😂😂😂😂

  • @Kiarabelle1
    @Kiarabelle1 2 месяца назад +67

    This thing makes Pontiac Aztec look real nice.

    • @Chaos4Eva1
      @Chaos4Eva1 Месяц назад +2

      Wow that says a lot! 😱😱😂

    • @chavalonjaimes1680
      @chavalonjaimes1680 Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂😅😅

    • @keysersoze4658
      @keysersoze4658 Месяц назад +3

      And that is hard to do.

    • @LuckSpinner
      @LuckSpinner Месяц назад +2

      Maybe the most underated comment I've ever found 🤣

    • @MethLord
      @MethLord Месяц назад +3

      What do you mean? Pontiac Aztec always looked nice

  • @calumvonmoger
    @calumvonmoger 2 месяца назад +107

    “Back to your garage for a mid strength beer and a charge” 😂😂💀

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 2 месяца назад +475

    Silver Tin Bin: " I shall conquer nature!
    Nature: "NOPE! Ye shall not"

  • @Zinyzany
    @Zinyzany 2 месяца назад +842

    I've seen enough of these to know this video could easily be an hour

    • @rosswithrow7942
      @rosswithrow7942 2 месяца назад +14

      Seriously .... And for 100k 😮

    • @Perfect_Dark_77
      @Perfect_Dark_77 2 месяца назад +8

      There’s no way they’ve sold that many?

    • @cuda426hemi
      @cuda426hemi 2 месяца назад

      Thing is the Ford F-150 has 94 current unique recalls - latest one 550,000 recalled for bad parking brake - a true piece of garbage as opposed to this video here with the same OLD 2 incidents. Pretty easy to find the Cybertruck out pulling a Super Duty Ford F150 in a sled pull - embarrassing for Ford because a truck should be powerful but a lousy appliance killed it. 👀

    • @Mitsoxfan
      @Mitsoxfan 2 месяца назад +8

      They get 20 mpg on the back of a tow truck.

    • @kyotra
      @kyotra 2 месяца назад +10

      @@cuda426hemi If the Cybertruck wasn't trying so hard to reinvent the wheel, no one would care - throwing out proven, tested designs is a risk. Tesla got it right by making the S and 3 bog-standard sedans, it's a format that just works.
      Also, all that towing torque is worth a lot less when you have to spend 20 minutes recharging every hundred or so miles.

  • @bruceschneider4928
    @bruceschneider4928 2 месяца назад +694

    Cybertruck! Yeah, nah, yeah. Destination trucked.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 месяца назад +13

      Well done, you

    • @leslieberwick7315
      @leslieberwick7315 2 месяца назад +9

      Best comment!

    • @danimatt100
      @danimatt100 2 месяца назад +6

      Excellent comment and when I read it I could only hear Ozzymans voice in my head lol

    • @TB-ModelRR
      @TB-ModelRR 2 месяца назад

      That insinuates it has potential as a truck. 😂

    • @IAintScaredOfNoGhost
      @IAintScaredOfNoGhost 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, nah, yeah, nah.

  • @freeman10000
    @freeman10000 2 месяца назад +51

    Cyber Trucks look like a vehicle from a second rate 1970's sci fi movie.

    • @Marchant2
      @Marchant2 Месяц назад +4

      Totally agree.

    • @Gary-And-His-Demons
      @Gary-And-His-Demons 4 дня назад

      They really do. Just ugly AF.
      It looks like they took the rough draft first edition blueprints of a concept car and made a wannabe truck out of them.

  • @kerrycooper-dean4243
    @kerrycooper-dean4243 2 месяца назад +23

    As a grannie, I would not be seen driving to weekly bingo in this Minecraft style vehicle.

  • @walkerg1991
    @walkerg1991 2 месяца назад +292

    Here in Albuquerque we call cybertrucks “incEl Caminos”

    • @MrSGL21
      @MrSGL21 2 месяца назад +29

      Floridian here, we are stealing that,

    • @walkerg1991
      @walkerg1991 2 месяца назад +12

      @@MrSGL21 please, by all means

    • @marckyle5895
      @marckyle5895 2 месяца назад +6

      Best comment in the whole section!

    • @Kodakcompactdisc
      @Kodakcompactdisc 2 месяца назад +4

      Nice 👌🏾

    • @quietsilence3327
      @quietsilence3327 2 месяца назад +4

      🤣😂😅

  • @bradlesc1000
    @bradlesc1000 2 месяца назад +436

    The long wheel base, and low clearance, plus the weight in the sand and the tires probably not being deflated. It’s all just a recipe for disaster for these new people that think it’s a Jeep.

    • @u13erfitz
      @u13erfitz 2 месяца назад +50

      The amount of problems fixed with better tires in this video is insane.

    • @Skilful_basics8
      @Skilful_basics8 2 месяца назад +23

      ​@@u13erfitzyou can't put better tires on. Too aggressive and the wgat little battery life there is goes out the window.

    • @tokul76
      @tokul76 2 месяца назад +6

      ev motors probably can't deliver same amount of torque as fossil eaters can.

    • @tasteslikewall
      @tasteslikewall 2 месяца назад +55

      ​@@tokul76 you have it backwards, actually. ICEs can't get nearly as much power to the ground as electric motors.
      Maybe if you'd get out of your mom's basement and go to school you'd know.

    • @iowafarmboy
      @iowafarmboy 2 месяца назад +31

      The wheels are too small and the whole thing is too heavy to do what folks are trying to do with it.
      Bigger tires alone would help a lot though in most of these situations.

  • @neurotransmission6825
    @neurotransmission6825 2 месяца назад +353

    I’m not sure there’s ever been a product that more succinctly says “I’m a moron” by purchasing it.

    • @R.Sole88109
      @R.Sole88109 2 месяца назад +14

      Range Rover.😆

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 2 месяца назад +7

      Those male enhancement pills advertised in the banner ads on the Hub.

    • @azombie8mybaby
      @azombie8mybaby 2 месяца назад +3

      Hair Paint

    • @evilcc82
      @evilcc82 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@R.Sole88109 funny because they seem to actually do the job their designed to do.

    • @dan7564
      @dan7564 2 месяца назад +14

      Twitter blue.... same CEO

  • @ZarkowsWorld
    @ZarkowsWorld 2 месяца назад +319

    Cybertruck is what happens when a megalomaniac designs a car and no-one dares to say no.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 месяца назад +15

      Exactly.

    • @thegorn
      @thegorn 2 месяца назад

      It’s the auto equivalent of Joe Biden. Not fit for the job at hand, but with so much pride at stake, they just refuse to admit to their obvious failures.

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 2 месяца назад +24

      So it’s a Homer?

    • @williep200707
      @williep200707 2 месяца назад +15

      Did he really design it or is it from the drawings we all made as kids 😂

    • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
      @Elrond_Hubbard_1 2 месяца назад +1

      @@williep200707 yes

  • @Vespyr_
    @Vespyr_ 2 месяца назад +21

    It's easier to fool someone than convincing them they've been fooled.

  • @mysticgatekeeper
    @mysticgatekeeper 2 месяца назад +110

    For those of you who were around in the 70's, do you remember Tonka Toys? Their toy trucks (made of actual steel) were tougher than this thing. You could literally sit on it and it would not break. Your friends could push, while you sat on it through a sandbox with ease.

    • @garethkimber10
      @garethkimber10 2 месяца назад +8

      Yep, I remember using Tonka toys to ride around on 😂 Super tough and could take a real pounding!

    • @coolcat6303
      @coolcat6303 2 месяца назад +5

      Tonka trucks were the shit! 🙌

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 2 месяца назад

      in the 70s our houses also weren't built with Styrofoam, toothpicks, and good luck, the mcmansion plague didint exist yet and american architecture was still appealing, (the original world trade center is awesome)

    • @williep200707
      @williep200707 2 месяца назад +1

      I had one of those little trucks and I would actually ride in the dump part of those trucks and it never broke down

    • @ItsBinhRepaired
      @ItsBinhRepaired 2 месяца назад

      Uhhh I can sit on the cybertruck and it won't break... lol

  • @peteranderson037
    @peteranderson037 2 месяца назад +324

    The Cybertruck isn't a truck, it's a rolling meme

    • @DreadX10
      @DreadX10 2 месяца назад +8

      "rolling" ? Not always, but then again, it does have some staying power ....

    • @fdk7014
      @fdk7014 2 месяца назад +6

      The Edsel of our time

    • @smail80s
      @smail80s 2 месяца назад

      Is like jojo siwa jajaja pretending to be something that is clearly not

    • @hylianchriss
      @hylianchriss 2 месяца назад +5

      That sounds like a joke, but it's actually true. Ever since the first unveiling event, the Cybertruck has been a meme. I can't fathom why so many people preordered it, and then had to wait so many years to finally get one - only for it to continuously fail at the most basic truck things. And isn't it hella expensive, as well?

    • @meanmutton
      @meanmutton 2 месяца назад +1

      @@hylianchriss Yep. It's more expensive than a Rivian truck and twice the cost of a Ford Lighting truck and both of those are actual trucks that do actual truck things.

  • @rogerwalker2224
    @rogerwalker2224 2 месяца назад +125

    It's like when Homer's long lost brother, Herb, allowed him to design a car before realizing Homer was a bafoon.

    • @joeogle7729
      @joeogle7729 2 месяца назад +10

      @@rogerwalker2224 Well I'm convinced at some point during it's production a chief engineer in utter disbelief said "Oh you were actually serious about building this?!?!?!"

    • @adamswierczynski
      @adamswierczynski Месяц назад

      It's like someone thought Thunderf00t viewers and Ozzyman viewers had a low probability of overlap so they thought they could feel clever stealing a joke.

    • @PMurray2694
      @PMurray2694 Месяц назад

      I really thought it was a joke or at least just a goofy prototype when I first saw it

    • @rogerwalker2224
      @rogerwalker2224 Месяц назад +1

      @@The_Recycler That was another episode where homer unknowingly bought a 'feminine SUV, but now I have the Canyonero jingle stuck in my head lol

  • @JahangirKhan-zt2nv
    @JahangirKhan-zt2nv 2 месяца назад +35

    Imposter syndrome LOL !!! The best line in a while..

  • @CoalCreekCroft
    @CoalCreekCroft 2 месяца назад +11

    Deep in Montana cattle country, rolling into the yard with a CT would be the ultimate "You Should Have Seen Their Faces." Pointless w/o an open bed for the simplest tasks like running an extra square bale out to the longhorns. Bungee it to the sloping roof? Jam under and forever blast inside with loose hay? Regardless, TOO LOW w/TOO LONG wheelbase for off-roading.

  • @MrMarcusIndia
    @MrMarcusIndia 2 месяца назад +330

    Apparently it was inspired by Blade Runner.
    Yep, the movie depicted a DYSTOPIAN future and Elon thought "Everyone'll want that."
    Mind you, whereas Blade Runner came out in 1982 and still looks good, the cybertruck came out in 2023 and already looks shite.

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 2 месяца назад +7

      The thing is - in 2019 when he launched it - that was cool/. THEN the real dystopian future arrived with pandemic and wars and suddenly it was NOT so cool

    • @isurrender3640
      @isurrender3640 2 месяца назад +14

      @@piccalillipit9211lol if you think this is the dystopian future then you better hope shit doesn’t actually hit the fan.

    • @Randy-jz9ox
      @Randy-jz9ox 2 месяца назад +2

      Thanks for letting us know you can't afford one lol

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 2 месяца назад +28

      @@Randy-jz9ox I cant afford one - does not mean they are any good. A person's ability to afford a cubertruck has literally nothing to do with how good or, more accurately, terrible they are. I cant afford a Bentley - but they are good. You see, just cos I could not afford it changed nothing about it.
      Cybertrucs are an embarrassing failure and it has nothing to do with my ability to buy one.

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 2 месяца назад +20

      ​@@Randy-jz9ox- The good ol' ad hominem attack. That's sure to change reality... 😂

  • @veliceligt02
    @veliceligt02 2 месяца назад +391

    He named it cyber truck because its only good in digital format. It looks neat digitally, but irl is a pile of chit. Everyone in this video didn't pay their monthly 4x4 mode subscription.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 2 месяца назад +39

      It looks sh*t in digital form as well.

    • @halburd1
      @halburd1 2 месяца назад +9

      it's the ruck homer simpson designed in the simpsons. it's where musk got his ideas from.

    • @chaddog313
      @chaddog313 2 месяца назад +11

      The real problem with it is it's too damned heavy for its size. Those thing weigh as much as a full sized chevy suburban but are the size of a Toyota Tacoma. Nobody accounts for the weight of all those batteries.

    • @Skilful_basics8
      @Skilful_basics8 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@chaddog313yes!

    • @hottractor1999
      @hottractor1999 2 месяца назад +10

      @@chaddog313 Nah weight isn't the problem, it has many problems, street tires and sht geometry and maybe crap programming on the traction. It doesn't seem to be able act like a four wheel drive, more like rear wheel only.

  • @moravianlion3108
    @moravianlion3108 2 месяца назад +44

    So, the performance and build quality directly correlates to design. Got it.

  • @markjoseph196
    @markjoseph196 2 месяца назад +15

    “ Bin on wheels “ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @donoughryan10
    @donoughryan10 2 месяца назад +41

    Incel Camino. The genius who came up that absolutely perfect moniker deserves a Pulitzer.

    • @Digital-Fuel
      @Digital-Fuel 2 месяца назад

      right! thanks for your valuable comment!

    • @MakerInMotion
      @MakerInMotion Месяц назад

      It doesn't really apply though because nobody who can afford a $100K vehicle is a virgin. You could be 400 pounds and covered in acne but if you're rich, you aren't an incel.

  • @onsokumaru4663
    @onsokumaru4663 2 месяца назад +138

    "I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth" - Enron Musk

    • @janhansen554
      @janhansen554 Месяц назад +3

      Only stupid people says something like that. People who accuall know more than anyone else, says nothing about it.

    • @dakinayantv3245
      @dakinayantv3245 Месяц назад

      😅😅😅😅😅

  •  2 месяца назад +127

    Was this a Ford commercial? xD

    • @swccstar
      @swccstar 2 месяца назад +4

      Everyone else had a spot in the video lol. GM at the beach and Ram a little later lol

  • @raptorjesus3894
    @raptorjesus3894 2 месяца назад +70

    A ford commercial just showing clips of it rescuing the cybertruck would be fucking genius.

  • @jaybleu6169
    @jaybleu6169 2 месяца назад +3

    "Yeah, nah," is , I think, the best thing that can be said about the Cybertruck.

  • @jamesgeschwender2276
    @jamesgeschwender2276 Месяц назад +2

    When I first seen one of these on the road I thought it was something a person made in their garage. When I found out what it really was you could have knocked me over with a feather when I seen the price tag on it.

  • @vector003
    @vector003 2 месяца назад +51

    I freaking love this dude’s commentary. It’s funny as hell.

  • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
    @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 2 месяца назад +28

    Holy sh*t, that "accelerator pedal getting suck due to glue failing" thing. 😮

    • @R.Sole88109
      @R.Sole88109 2 месяца назад

      If it was mine, the pedal would be getting Tek Screwed!.😁

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz 2 месяца назад +3

      The problem is that a stuch throttle pedal has happend occasionally with cars in the over 100 years of cars being built.
      But until Tesla came along, the brakes of a car were always way stronger than the motors.
      In any ICE vehicle, if your throttle is stuck, and you slam on the brakes, the brakes win easily.
      Almost any road cars brakes, if properly maintained are equal to 600 to 1000 hp.
      And with the gearboxes clutches and torque converters the brakes win even if the engine has 600 or more hp.
      With Teslas Plaid models it became pretty clear that they didn't think about having brakes that are able to "tame" the power.
      And if you get a stuck throttle in those power regions with those brakes, it's a disaster.

    • @BonsaiDax
      @BonsaiDax 2 месяца назад +2

      @@nirfz 💯

    • @mudman6156
      @mudman6156 2 месяца назад

      @@BonsaiDaxWell, when you use Elmer’s white school glue, such things should be expected.

    • @drunkenhobo5039
      @drunkenhobo5039 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@nirfzI believe the software cuts the power to the motor if you hit the brakes, even if the accelerator is jammed all the way down.

  • @Ben-311
    @Ben-311 2 месяца назад +100

    The mid strength beer gets me every time..😂

    • @simonaiso
      @simonaiso 2 месяца назад

      but how much alcohol is a mid strength beer really? I've found that aussies think it is 3-5%. That's a light beer in my books.

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol 2 месяца назад

      Mid strength for Americans is a Coors Light 😂

  • @bentullett6068
    @bentullett6068 2 месяца назад +20

    The first clip makes a hippo look more athletic exiting a river.

  • @Payne_
    @Payne_ Месяц назад +2

    "For a truck it’s not very trucky"😂

  • @drumorrison7625
    @drumorrison7625 2 месяца назад +280

    Just my $.02...they are ugly, useless as a truck, and it seems that you have to be a total tool bag to own one. Good luck with it.

    • @doncarlodivargas5497
      @doncarlodivargas5497 2 месяца назад +22

      And, the truck is not an exoskeleton either, so the stupid design serves no purpose, to me, I judge anyone I see with that car as more or less ridiculous

    • @edwardskeva9307
      @edwardskeva9307 2 месяца назад +21

      I see anyone owning one as just virtue signaling.

    • @dannyboyy31
      @dannyboyy31 2 месяца назад +34

      They're ideal for deluded Elon fanboys with more money than sense. Me personally.......I'd rather walk than be seen in such an absurd vehicle.

    • @adriangrant2709
      @adriangrant2709 2 месяца назад +6

      Just goes to show that despite being an incredibly talented billionaire, you can still fail miserably sometimes. I'm sure Mr. Musk will bounce back but I doubt there will be refunds for the numpties who bought one. 🥴

    • @darrinnoble
      @darrinnoble 2 месяца назад +6

      Hahahaha .... It does let you know when the yuppy tools move into your little rural town. So thanks, Elony. 😄

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 2 месяца назад +218

    Cybertruck, proof that just because something might look good in the movies i doesnt mean it should exist in real life

    • @GagzoD82
      @GagzoD82 2 месяца назад +14

      but when they look sheeeeit in the movies musky thinks thery should exist in real life

    • @fredygump5578
      @fredygump5578 2 месяца назад +12

      Wait, it looks good in a movie?! It looks good anywhere?

    • @simoSLJ89
      @simoSLJ89 2 месяца назад +6

      I remember as a kid the "Minority Report" and the "I, Robot" cars, they were beautiful!
      But as you say, not in real life.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 2 месяца назад +6

      If the movie was a low-budget mess from the 80's made by a guy who saw "The Space Wars" and "Robot Cop" then decided to spend as little as possible on something that looked vaguely car-like.

    • @sh0shin
      @sh0shin 2 месяца назад +8

      This looks like a fucking 5 year old's drawing of a car

  • @henriks5008
    @henriks5008 2 месяца назад +27

    Cyberyuck becomes Cyberstuck. LOL!

  • @Smagistrale
    @Smagistrale 2 месяца назад +3

    “For a truck it’s not very trucky”
    😂

  • @sapphirelight748
    @sapphirelight748 2 месяца назад +1

    "When it's around other trucks it seems to panic the most!" 🤣🤣

  • @megaflux7144
    @megaflux7144 2 месяца назад +337

    half the problem is that the people buying cybertrucks clearly have never driven trucks before.

    • @abas1237
      @abas1237 2 месяца назад +44

      The other half is musky designed it to be a city slickers than a proper 4wd

    • @gadgetselec4153
      @gadgetselec4153 2 месяца назад +51

      No it's just a trash product

    • @anthonyosullivan2626
      @anthonyosullivan2626 2 месяца назад +2

      yes indeed my friend 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

    • @playedout148
      @playedout148 2 месяца назад +10

      Junk

    • @keithsj10
      @keithsj10 2 месяца назад +19

      Just because it's four wheel drive doesn't mean it's a 4x4.

  • @stevos7111
    @stevos7111 2 месяца назад +33

    Ozzyman please do not change, I love your comments and Australian banter 😂 "...lets take a look back at this one....yeah......still fhacked!!"

  • @TristanJCumpole
    @TristanJCumpole 2 месяца назад +125

    Fisher-Price grade "truck" for underdeveloped adults/overdeveloped children.

    • @andreabradley5837
      @andreabradley5837 2 месяца назад +8

      You can find Fisher Price toys 50 to 60 years old that still work.

    • @wolfywox
      @wolfywox 2 месяца назад +4

      Fisher-Price doesn't deserve this slander 😂

    • @mistycrom
      @mistycrom 2 месяца назад +1

      @@wolfywox Nor children.

  • @Elviejoloco2315
    @Elviejoloco2315 2 месяца назад +2

    What I love of the cyber truck is that it looks like a trashcan 😅😂

  • @eatshiy
    @eatshiy Месяц назад +1

    Always thought the cybertruck was a joke....until!🤣🤣🤣

  • @okiebsooner
    @okiebsooner 2 месяца назад +20

    For a truck, it's not very trucky! Best laugh of the day so far! :)

  • @Gomez1915
    @Gomez1915 2 месяца назад +55

    “It constantly needs other trucks around it to show it how to be a truck”
    That was surprisingly wholesome 😌

    • @Lunar_Capital
      @Lunar_Capital 2 месяца назад

      Maybe the other trucks are just happy to drag around a paper weight on wheels.

  • @johncnorris
    @johncnorris 2 месяца назад +23

    Cyber Truck? More like Cyber Stuck!

  • @herstoryanimated
    @herstoryanimated 2 месяца назад +6

    Cybertruck, the Oceangate of the land.

  • @NTN_Lex
    @NTN_Lex Месяц назад +1

    Americans love freedom is my favorite dude, nice work

  • @randyearles1634
    @randyearles1634 2 месяца назад +12

    I saw one next to me the other day. I had to laugh at how pompous the truck is.

  • @halburd1
    @halburd1 2 месяца назад +16

    musk AKA super genious can't even make a gas peddle. something in existence for 150 years now. pure genious they say.

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 2 месяца назад

      I love how people act like Musk is designing everything himself.

  • @KaffiRawr
    @KaffiRawr 2 месяца назад +2

    People off-roading cybertruck with road tires and pressures are special.

  • @jonathantan2469
    @jonathantan2469 2 месяца назад +2

    1:15 Those people in the snapback zone of the strap just gives me the 'aargh' 😬

    • @warmbeer2
      @warmbeer2 2 месяца назад

      yeah well that's called survival of the fittest.

  • @TenCoNesnasiGoogl
    @TenCoNesnasiGoogl 2 месяца назад +11

    Seems like 70% of all these fails could be solved by changing to offroad tires. This is like offroading with Escalade on street tires. Makes no sense.

    • @RandysRides
      @RandysRides 2 месяца назад

      But then we wouldn't get these wild comments. lol. I saw that right away...may as well roll on Austin Mini wheels.

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 2 месяца назад

      The vast majority of clips he's using are right after release before they updated a lot of the behavior and added off-road mode. It's actually pretty decent to off-road in now, as ridiculous as that is to do in a $100k truck. People are basically paying a premium to beta test which was a horrible PR decision because channels like this will just keep using the old clips over and over.

  • @fromaggiovagiola9128
    @fromaggiovagiola9128 2 месяца назад +11

    Dude. This is the best automotive review I've ever seen. Do more cars!

  • @CactusJackIV
    @CactusJackIV 2 месяца назад +8

    Biggest fail of a cyber truck, paying for a cyber truck.

  • @mudman6156
    @mudman6156 2 месяца назад +1

    Thank you Elon for the Cybertruck. We needed a new butt for all our vehicle jokes.

  • @ericfeldkamp3788
    @ericfeldkamp3788 2 месяца назад +2

    getting stuck is either a weight or tire selection issue, and probably more often about the tires. Being electric, it's probably packaged on efficiency-biased tires that don't do well in snow/sand.

    • @ColoradoStreaming
      @ColoradoStreaming 2 месяца назад +1

      Locking Diffs is a big difference too. If you notice the truck gets confused and sends power to the wrong tires. There should just be a mode that locks power to all 4 wheels to climb out of stuff.

  • @kindzadza134
    @kindzadza134 2 месяца назад +33

    Destination CyberCucked!

  • @jamm8284
    @jamm8284 2 месяца назад +4

    Making an advert on ford trucks pulling out cyber trucks is a brilliant idea 👌😂😂

  • @eyesonthesky1587
    @eyesonthesky1587 2 месяца назад +8

    The cyber truck looks like someone took a child's drawing of a truck and brought it to life.

    • @LonesomeDove-dn8dk
      @LonesomeDove-dn8dk 2 месяца назад +2

      Even children don't draw such a hideous truck.

  • @preston1332
    @preston1332 Месяц назад

    Not Marques being the "IT GUY" LOL.

  • @streetsmart1164
    @streetsmart1164 2 месяца назад +1

    While walking through a downtown neighborhood mall , one of those things drove through Main Street a few times.
    Probably because the driver wanted people to “ooo & aww” at it.
    But, most of us pedestrians, took a quick glance and once realizing what “it” was ,
    promptly resumed our casual walking.

  • @geelee1977
    @geelee1977 2 месяца назад +11

    "American's love freedom" --> Not all of them, about half of them just had their SCOTUS create a king.

    • @ksturn6664
      @ksturn6664 2 месяца назад +1

      To remove the dementia despot

    • @TangSooTerp
      @TangSooTerp 2 месяца назад

      @@geelee1977 You don't understand the legal decision. But that did not stop you from making a misinformed political statement on an Ozzyman video. Sad.

    • @mudman6156
      @mudman6156 2 месяца назад

      @@TangSooTerpI fully understand the legal decision. It was WRONG, and blatantly violates the United States Constitution. The Supreme Court couldn’t possibly have been more obvious in their desire to support Trump at all costs. The entire court should be IMPEACHED and replaced with new Justices. Additionally, the court should have been expanded long before now as to reflect properly upon our country’s amazing growth. Additionally, there should be a policy enacted that ensures an equal number of political affiliations so the court remains unbiased.

  • @Widestone001
    @Widestone001 2 месяца назад +11

    Seems like the Cybertruck is a fantastic vehicle, if you have paved, flat, hella big roads in front of you!
    Unless it falls apart while driving.
    Also, Cyberstuck! 😀

    • @mddell24
      @mddell24 2 месяца назад

      Cyberstuck in highway mode. Does not seem to have diff locks! Elon, listen to the engineer type people!

  • @TheOriginalEL
    @TheOriginalEL 21 день назад +1

    I remember some car designer said that his designs are inspired by women's bodies.
    I guess this designer was working along the same lines, but his ideal female form was Lara Croft on PS1.

  • @BoatyMsBoatface
    @BoatyMsBoatface Месяц назад

    If I saw a cyber truck riding on a tow truck like a possum baby, I would pass out from laughing and possibly expire.

  • @wildnfree101
    @wildnfree101 2 месяца назад +41

    What astounds me about the Cyber truck, is that some people are stupid enough to buy one.

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 2 месяца назад +4

    This is gonna be the car future generations will associate with their Gen Z grandpa

    • @larrywest42
      @larrywest42 Месяц назад

      I think it will be more like the Ford Edsel: a memorable failure, though people will debate the reasons for years.

  • @ElValuador
    @ElValuador 2 месяца назад +89

    They should use an adult to design the next model instead of a kid with legos

    • @bucketofsunshine6366
      @bucketofsunshine6366 2 месяца назад +21

      Hey now, let's not insult kids with Legos here. My son can do better than this. 😂

    • @practicalplinking6133
      @practicalplinking6133 2 месяца назад +3

      A winch should be standard equipment on it !!

    • @doncarlodivargas5497
      @doncarlodivargas5497 2 месяца назад +6

      100% guarantee it is Elon Musk, he thought he was clever, the actual designers at tesla that have gone to designer school should have refused

    • @DreadX10
      @DreadX10 2 месяца назад +2

      @@practicalplinking6133 Standard on the cybertruck or standard on the Ford truck that has to follow it around?

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz 2 месяца назад +2

      @@doncarlodivargas5497 i bet those who objected do not work there anymore.

  • @isaacharvey451
    @isaacharvey451 2 месяца назад +1

    I actually saw a Cybertruck on the road in the area where I live a few months ago. It's certainly unmistakable, but not in a good way. I took a few photos, and the gaps between the panels are pretty prominent.

  • @nickpapageorgio1299
    @nickpapageorgio1299 2 месяца назад +1

    New idea for a flex seal commercial 😂

  • @mmo5366
    @mmo5366 2 месяца назад +11

    Keeping it real Ozzy! Cybertruck been disappointing

  • @sarthakbhatt2709
    @sarthakbhatt2709 2 месяца назад +12

    Ozzy man humor remains same , outstanding as ever

  • @1jotun136
    @1jotun136 2 месяца назад +12

    I'm constantly amazed that so many people think he's some sort of genius. The only thing he's actually good at is conninig people and the government out their money.

    • @perceivedvelocity9914
      @perceivedvelocity9914 2 месяца назад +1

      I don't understand the cult of tech bros that worship Musk.

    • @EAGLEVISION666
      @EAGLEVISION666 2 месяца назад

      outerspace is a great con for money along with these electric farts

    • @Avarren
      @Avarren Месяц назад +1

      He’s excellent at inheriting money.

  • @chrislom5288
    @chrislom5288 2 месяца назад

    "Yeh, Nai" should be the CT's tagline. This is brilliant, you nailed it right on the head. Very well done you bearded maniac.

  • @meatwax
    @meatwax Месяц назад

    Omg u nailed it!!! Cybertruck is the metaverse truck.😂

  • @HillbillyHippie530
    @HillbillyHippie530 2 месяца назад +13

    Ozzyman more like Ozzy Legend 🍻🤙🏻

  • @cannibalcatgirl
    @cannibalcatgirl 2 месяца назад +11

    The cyber truck is the equivalent of city boys who shop at cabellas and dress like a lumber jack but if you hand them a fishing rod, rifle, or asked them to build a fire they start sweating and googling profusely

    • @BridgetStuart
      @BridgetStuart 2 месяца назад +3

      lol good description, spot on

    • @MrG360oneX
      @MrG360oneX 2 месяца назад

      Beat me to it. I was goin to say something similar like city boys see an episode of Yellowstone and automatically start dressin like they grew up on a ranch. Cowboys boots and hats n all lol

    • @rajatsingh2956
      @rajatsingh2956 2 месяца назад

      So why can't a non-camping person go to Cabela's? Is it an exclusive store for people who know how to build a fire? Do you just virtue signal on the internet or do you also revolve your life being the 'real country person'! You are exactly what cybertruck epitomises.

  • @kamotetops1572
    @kamotetops1572 2 месяца назад +29

    When basic traction is an afterthought for this car.(especially for its class)

    • @dougaltolan3017
      @dougaltolan3017 2 месяца назад +5

      Electric vehicles really shouldn't have a problem with traction, it's one thing that electric motors do much much better than ICE.
      Could betyres (pathetic excuse), could be weight, most likely garbage suspension and a daft wheelbase.

    • @JanneBernards
      @JanneBernards 2 месяца назад +6

      @@dougaltolan3017 add to that drivers who know nothing about off roading overestimating themselves because they want to show off how badass their overpriced purchase was.

    • @stevepierce2457
      @stevepierce2457 2 месяца назад +2

      The front wheels aren't spinning when the back ones are. Needs some type of locker that you can engage when off road

    • @thekwoka4707
      @thekwoka4707 2 месяца назад

      @@dougaltolan3017 Most of those videos had pretty normal road tires, not offroad tires. Electric can do better power to the tires, especially controlled, but it can't make the tire grip what it just can't grip. One of thsoe videos was it stuck because it had too low ground clearance so the tires couldn't even reach. That's not really a design issue. That's a driver issue.

    • @thekwoka4707
      @thekwoka4707 2 месяца назад

      @@stevepierce2457 Yeah, some kind of diff/transfer lock style setup. Easy to overlook when you have independent drive.

  • @sherlockholmes6990
    @sherlockholmes6990 15 часов назад +1

    The major problem with the CyberJunk is that it's the only Tesla vehicle designed by the MuskRat himself. He demonstrates his genius yet again.

  • @eddyeddy2539
    @eddyeddy2539 3 дня назад

    My cybertruck is getting wrapped and haven’t had any issues with it. I love all the attention it gets. It’s gonna get more once the wrap is complete 😂😂

  • @practicalplinking6133
    @practicalplinking6133 2 месяца назад +5

    It's a hothouse flower !! "just give the truck back" -yeah, do it !!

  • @eowynsisterdaughter
    @eowynsisterdaughter 2 месяца назад +18

    As an American already in the throes of 4th of July fever, you've absolutely got us figured out regarding freedom 🇺🇸😂🇺🇸

  • @hittman4787
    @hittman4787 2 месяца назад +10

    Bin on wheels 😂
    The Cyber Otto, 😄

  • @dacronic1646
    @dacronic1646 10 дней назад +1

    1:24 love seeing the Ram pull it out of the sand.

  • @MaxeFac
    @MaxeFac 2 месяца назад +1

    When you buy the said “truck” it’s a guaranteed destination F approval😂

  • @overwhelminglyaverage
    @overwhelminglyaverage 2 месяца назад +15

    I've only seen one of these in the wild and oh my God. It's uglier in person. Watching these videos makes me happy I have my non-cybertruck truck.

    • @JoshuaTootell
      @JoshuaTootell 2 месяца назад

      When they first came out I was seeing them every other day, it was horrible being forced to see one.
      But suddenly, they all disappeared. I saw the first one in maybe a month a couple of days ago.
      Wondering if all the new owners are embarrassed to drive them, or the recall took forever, or what.

    • @P_RO_
      @P_RO_ 2 месяца назад

      I've seen one up close. Airsickness bags needed. I've seen a Rivian up close and while the headlights don't appeal to me it actually looks better than in the pictures. And it's a better vehicle in every other way as far as I can tell.

  • @JustLikeHeaven77
    @JustLikeHeaven77 2 месяца назад +4

    It needs other trucks to remind it that its a truck.
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 2 месяца назад +33

    How did these people get a licence? 😂😂

    • @carstekoch
      @carstekoch 2 месяца назад +25

      By not driving a cyber truck during the test

    • @KLanio-lr8yv
      @KLanio-lr8yv 2 месяца назад +1

      us driving licences are. given out to anyone ?

    • @justanotheryoutubeaccount0
      @justanotheryoutubeaccount0 2 месяца назад +1

      Their dad got it for them.

  • @sirwilliams3885
    @sirwilliams3885 2 месяца назад +1

    Cyber truck is like going to super cuts and then going to a real barber to fix the bad haircut..

  • @davidvasquez08
    @davidvasquez08 2 месяца назад +3

    0:02 I would’ve floored it the moment I made it to the water

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid 2 месяца назад +15

    Marques Brownlee is quickly becoming the number one deflater of tech bro BS and I'm here for it :D

    • @oriehi_raphael_paul
      @oriehi_raphael_paul 2 месяца назад +2

      Not sure you've seen his actual review of the Cybertruck. He neither criticized nor praised it.

    • @pitdoctor
      @pitdoctor 2 месяца назад +1

      Doing an press release disguised as an interview with Tim Cook says differently.

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 2 месяца назад

      @@pitdoctor you might be right, maybe it was wishful thinking on my side.

    • @travisbickle4360
      @travisbickle4360 Месяц назад

      ​@@oriehi_raphael_paulhe did both in his video

  • @shankypanky8879
    @shankypanky8879 2 месяца назад +8

    There is a reason Cybertruck comes in the same colour as Duct Tape. They knew Duct tape would be the only thing keeping it together after year 1.