It was that moment along with the "Who needs Doomguy" tweet that told me not to buy the movie. I was actually going to purchase it (I'm a Hellraiser fan so I figured it couldn't be any worse than those direct to DVD hellraiser flicks). Needless to say I'm happy I kept my money.
Darek Baird, Point Take and I did the exact approach with the Sony's Venom end up watched it in my iPad. Also, good thing the real Doom team would rather move 100% away from this crap.
Its a netflix adaptation. I liked actor who played dr carmack though. Very solid acting. The rest... its like the generic nerd, generic soldier, generic... everything. But dr carmack was actually an character.
Take the 1st predator, mix it with Aliens, call Trent Reznor for Soundtrack, and DIM DA FUCKN LIGHTS!! Oh, and Imps throw baseball style, not an hadouken 🤣
Rumors was that they delayed the Doom Eternal release because of how bad this movie was. I doubt that was the case but it's still hilarious to imagine.
Dang, I can't believe I forgot about that particular response. Between this and that Tweet the main actress posted dissing fans of the game, I'm surprised the film didn't have a tagline that mirrors that of the tagline for Mortal Kombat: Anni...la...tion... O_O Oh SON OF A....
LOL i love the sly dark knight reference when Jeremy says he "ought to be appreciative by now then" I think as a callback to alfred saying to bruce "ought to be pretty knowledgable by now then"
Heard of this awhile back because every DOOM fan nuked the movie as a whole before it ever was released for public viewing. Also they were pulling the same 2015 Ghostbuster PR stunt. 😒 Seriously give us Doomguy damnit.
Right? I only heard about it due to the fact they replaced Doomguy with a woman which could work if she were a female doomslayer-but she isnt. Made me wish i didnt know it existed.
Here's a little thing to show how crap this movie is: The post-production team was so inept they literally credited the star of the movie incorrectly in the opening credits. The star is a woman named Amy Manson, and in THE OPENING CREDITS, she is Amy Mason. I can say with confidence that I have never before seen a movie where the LEAD ACTOR'S NAME IS SPELLED WRONG IN THE OPENING CREDITS. It was such a surreal revelation for me. And that small anecdotal fact perfectly encapsulates what to expect from the rest of the movie...
you can judge a good ad from a bad ad or even a scam email from a real email by seeing if there is any typo. Believe me as a designer for 10 years typos show everything about how professional and real you are with your product.
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Jeremy just pitched a good doom movie in this review single-handedly.
@anthony patterson I couldnt imagine whining about someone else expressing their opinion about expecting a quality product but is completely disappointed when an intellectual property is constantly wasted again and again. or do you think people are 'whining' when they express opinions contrary to your own and yes, that first part was me being facetious and genuinely throwing shade at your petulant attitude.
True. I've actually noticed something odd. Since Disney has acquired the star wars license the only stuff that was mostly well received has been made in the Lucas era of star wars. With the exception of solo which was less divisive than the new trilogy but was still pretty split. Stuff like Rogue One and Fallen Order was well received.
Ayşe Ertekin. I 100% agree with you. After I have watch The Rise of Skywalker (Fandom the movie) release day I have discover from the Internet that the screenwriter was the same person who was involved in Batman V Superman which is said something about not giving a damn about character driven and motivation method in dialogue. Since then I have can go back to Force Awaken (originally, I hate how the director believe that the film needed to be resemble to New Hope after what I seen in Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker I would rather be OK with Awaken), Rogue One, Duel of Fates, Fallen Order and Clone Wars (series 1-7) and the Mandalorian. Hopefully, the new Sky Wars with Taika Waititi and Krysty Wilson would be an improved from what J.J. Adam, Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy.
@@artry93 the problem with the solo was the director. Ron howard is not a bad director but he is not an action,sci-fi director either.( he is more of a romance,drama director.) (At least he tried)
Remember, the main actress posted on twitter “why have a doomguy when you have a doomgirl” followed by a middle finger emoji during production on set. Also the main character’s name being a bit too on the nose reference to joan of ark (joan dark = joan d’arc)
Blockmaker14. I wished that the real historical of Joan D'Arc from the dead have punched that dumbass actress in the face alongside the badass strong female character with interested storyline and motives in Geek culture from Buffy the Vampire's Buffy and Faith, Beatrice Kiddo with other female assassins from Kill Bill 1-2, Marvel's Scarlet Witch, Black Widow, Jessica Jones, X -23 (Laura), Xena: Warrior Princess, Studio Ghibli's Princess Mononoke, and DC's Black Canary, Poison Ivy, Supergirl and Harley Quinn (From Injustice 2 game) in a MK11 style fight to the death.
Seriously, stfu with the “nobody” shit. It isn’t funny and makes no sense. You could have easily just typed your other comment without including that pointless, dead meme.
Still has me rolling that the DOOM developers straight up said in a tweet response to someone's question in their involvement; "we're not associated with the movie".
@@gilgamesh310 Nope, Its just a feministic garbage that didn't even give me the horror vibes the previous movie had. I got so fckin bored half way in, that I wanted to start skipping forward. I didn't do it, and i came to regret that decision . It was one of the biggest pile of trash I've seen so far, along with birds of prey . Complete dog shit.
@@ragael1024 Yep. This guys did make a difference, but aside from that. The monsters took time to be revealed, and the whole atmosphere and build up made for a decent horror movie. This shit had no build up or anything scary . Just none stop shooting and killing with crap CGI .
"One more demon than doom annihilation has" 2005 has zombies, Pinky, Demon Knight, and what I think is an Imp. annihilation just has zombies and imps I believe. So isn't that two more?
@@MarkaNgamer They still have a better variety of monsters, and better effects IMO. Neither are good, but I'd probably pick the 2005 movie over the recent one.
I kinda want to see Chris review Doom Eternal and then this so here can rip and tear this monstrosity, like he did with The Last Airbender and Dragonball: Evolution (with, of course, the unbridled and intimidating rage of the Emoji Movie).
The thing is that this movie was originally planned before Doom 2016 came out, which means it was based on the other Doom movie, which was based on Doom 3. Doom 2016 was successful, sp they decided to give another chance to a Doom movie, but did not think to change the script to adapt to people's expectations post-2016. So now we have awesome reboot games, and a direct-to-video movie still stuck in 2009
Let's be honest, it's not the genderbend thing that Hollywood keeps doing with that's infuriating, it's the fact that when it comes to action media they keep doing it with women who've got zero bulk to their name and run around saying how "strong" they are. If you're going to genderbend an action hero, cast someone like an MMA fighter
Yeah, that sounds fair. The final girl from horror movies shows it can work. Hell, I'd have been willing to excuse this as it happening to another marine, a woman, not the regular Doom Slayer or Doom Guy. But when it became obvious it was going to be just a twig acting like she's the toughest thing, and telling people she's strong I checked out.
Sexy and strong heroines are tight. We'd all appreciate the black widow movie even if scarlett johansson doesn't have a MMA fighter build. The real reason is simple, we are watching a doom movie and we expect to see doom guy kicking demon asses.
or just don't take on already good male characters and make then female for the sake of being female, like thor just make good female characters, not genderbenders
You know it’s just a little disappointing that Jeremy didn’t talk more about the practical rubber suits for the “Imps”. Looked at another review for this movie and saw that and the other CGI Imps, which looked more like Imps. For the practical suit ones, I called them Gimps, which actually kinda made sense. 🤣🤣🤣
The Jeremy Jahns Tell: Morning Robe + Coffee Mug = Movie was Dogshit! Granted I haven't seen all his reviews. He might have "T-minus One Day" movies with the same getup on.
I remember running through Doom 3 on Xbox in a weekend and being totally blown away and then watching this and... not being blown away.. I was so disappointed 😔
I have such a weird penchant for terrible movies that I actually anticipated this film’s release in the slight hope that it was at least okay. I was irritated when I couldn’t find it at any store I looked for it. Finally, I found a copy, watched it, and went on with my life. I appreciated its effort to homage Doom more than the 2005 movie but I think it’s budget hindered it as well as the writing. Most of the sets were nice, though.
Am I the only one who is loving seeing all the big movie reviewers do new things? Idk maybe it's just me but I love seeing older movie reviews or different kinds of movie reviews instead of just whats new. It's cool
Oh, so that was your brain? You really shouldn't leave that around, people could trip on it. Yes, it's a big brain. I'm fine stroking your ego, but not your brain in any way, so don't leave it around!
"There was one more, the scariest monster in this movie..." Oh yeah that awful Hell Knight thing.. (Whispering into Star Wars mug) "...The Script" :O oooooh burn
During lockdown my phone is permanently connected to the mains while I binge everything on RUclips, it's still better than having to watch any of the doom movies.
Lmao Our Family grew up on Doom and when 3 released my brother loved it, while I was pretty critical. We would get into arguments about it and my defense always ended with "THE SHOTGUN SUCKS"!!!
Hey Jeremy I've watched your channel for a few years now an I'm a big fan you're a really funny guy some of your videos have made me laugh to the point that tears were coming down my cheeks.
These housecoat reviews are some of my favorites, more chill, more...real? i don't know the proper word here, but these are very nice, i look forward to whatever the next one will be.
In the first Doom movie, I was looking forward to them firing the BFG, then they did....and it was like....oh well another game to movie transfer that didn't work. For this one, I'd probably fast forward to the fire fights. Then again, the BFG moment would spoil the mood to it all. Great review.
Hey Jeremy, I'd love to hear your review for a couple hidden gem movies and an amazing animated series that I've rewatched recently. Most of all you have to watch Genndy Tartakovsky's PRIMAL, it's one the best series I've ever seen and if I'm not mistaken there isn't a single word said in the whole show, trust me everybody if you haven't seen it yet do yourself a favor and watch it. You can see all the episodes so far on the Adult Swim app which is free by the way. First movie is Brotherhood of the Wolf (2002) (definitely helped inspire character design in the Bloodborne video game) 2nd movie is Hunted (2003) staring Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro.
While you're reviewing old stuff...I'd LOVE to see you review the Last Airbender Series (what with the Netflix series coming) and/or The Clone wars animated series since the new season just hit Disney Plus 🙏 Keep on keeping on my dude.
I agree, somewhere along the way producers lost all creativity and all they want is remakes/reboots/ and games/comics into movies. Whatever happened to writing an original idea?
Transformers did pretty well initially and it was really just a bunch of explosions and violence (and bad writing). There's not a lot of exposition to trip over for doom. Mars + Demons + Doomslayer, you dont need a lot of plot. Its pretty much John Wick in space with demons.
Doom could transfer into a good movie though, they just try to overcomplicate the plot. Just have Doomguy working on Phobos, some idiot makes a mistake and the portal to hell opens up in containment, quickly overwhelming the defenses. Doomguy has to save what few survivors are left, find out who opened the portal, kill the corrupt executive taking advantage, movie done. Leaves room for sequels and can feel like a Doom movie easy.
I've only played the one episode of Doom. During Desert Storm II when I was stationed in Kuwait, someone hooked up a few computers so we could play each other in the rec tent. I'd never done an FPS before and I super sucked, mostly died within moments of spawning, but it was still fun. When I got home, I loaded Doom 2 onto my pc and thus experienced my very first video game (single-player mode). So long ago! My favorite is probably the Half-Life series.
Here's how you make Doom. You get Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson, put him in the classic Doomguy armor, make the movie centered around a bunch of survivors and one marine (to show just how much more awesome Doomguy is than a normal marine) and have the objective be the survivors trying to close the portal/warn Earth/Repair a ship to escape mars all while following Doomguy around because there are fewer demons in his wake than in front of him. Have Doomguy just swoop in at random moments, decapitating demons and putting his fist through their chest cavities, then have him vanish again. He never says a word, he never stops, and he's more of a backdrop force of nature than a real character. You can have him fist-bump a little kid or something at the end to humanize if you want. And that's all you have to do to make a good Doom movie.
Fun fact: the main protagonist is Lt Dark and her first name is Joan Dark as someone that grew up with the N64 I feel like is a reference to Perfect Dark since the main protagonist is Joanna Dark
I did the same thing with this movie. Played DOOM: Eternal, needed more DOOM, saw this and was "what the hell". Give us a high budget DOOM movie based off the latest two games' line with all the Demons and a awesome DOOM guy and we will be in business.
Hey Jeremy do you think you could review some of the old superhero movies you haven't touched on in full? Original XMen trilogy and Raimi Spiderman trilogy for example?
Last time I was this early. Tales of the comment section was still a thing. Also Jeremy: if you’re bored at Quarantine , I think a lot of peoplen would like to see a review of Bojack Horseman. It’s an adult cartoon and I think it’s amazing
Here's how to make a Doom movie proper: Ready, here we go! - Make it first person like Hardcore Henry - Go for a R, but like a Hard R - Give it a story, but a light story as that what Doom has - Make the main character (The Doomslayer) have character without dialogue - The music needs to be metal - We don't need a large cast to relate to, just one guy And done! You have a template.
It does not even need to be in first person. I think the slayer can even speak ( but just not very much, similar to Arnie in the first terminator) and just have a bodybuilder/wrestler or very fucking muscular stuntman be the slayer. Why is it so fucking hard?
Jeremy is my favorite movie review guy. His popularity should only grow. He belongs in a movie comedy playing a villain taking over the world but will settle for Hawaii. His hair looks ridiculously cool. A cross between Elvis & Kramer of Seinfeld in case you dont know.
I would love the opportunity to make a Doom film. It wouldn't be cheap, though. I had an idea for a highly choreographed one-shot where Doomguy is running across the Martian facility shooting any demon in his way set to awesome music with a mix of metal and EDM.
Ya, know... I'm really beginning to think Hollywood has lost touch with their audience. The first movie at least was entertaining This crap had me hoping everyone died. I mean, for heaven sakes, the characters where terrible. The only actor who gave a great performance was Daisy. And she was the damn ship AI
Hey, Jeremy, I just wanted to say I love the daily vlog you did last year. You should do that again once this crap quarantine is over with. And by the way, thanks to you I can’t get that insane Night Trap theme song out of my head!!! DAMN YOU!! Lol seriously jk.
0:12 understatement of the century.... I’ve experienced thundercats roar so bad, that I went and checked out the original cartoon, and the original cartoon is actually pretty great despite the silly premise! And I appreciate the original TMNT movie even more than I have before after seeing the 2014 tmnt film...
Yo Jeremy if you have the time, review American vandal seasons 1 & 2 on Netflix. The whole premise sounds dumb at first but I promise you it’s one of the most underrated shows out there!
The best part about the 2005 film was the "First Person Shooter" scene. I felt this whole film should have been in FPS, like Hardcore Henry. It this had been film in First Person perspective and but still had the same characters, scenes, and storyline it would have been 10 times better.
Both Doom Movies: Resident Evil with "demons."
What a Doom Movie Should Be: Hardcore Henry meets Evil Dead.
It should just not exist.
You just gave me an idea
Basically yeah... more or less
Forgot all about HH. No one's really played with that movie concept since.
Aw man that would be fucking awesome.
The funniest part was when the official DOOM account said they had nothing to do with the film.
It was that moment along with the "Who needs Doomguy" tweet that told me not to buy the movie. I was actually going to purchase it (I'm a Hellraiser fan so I figured it couldn't be any worse than those direct to DVD hellraiser flicks). Needless to say I'm happy I kept my money.
Darek Baird, Point Take and I did the exact approach with the Sony's Venom end up watched it in my iPad. Also, good thing the real Doom team would rather move 100% away from this crap.
The movie was so bad the demons laughed with me!
Its a netflix adaptation. I liked actor who played dr carmack though. Very solid acting. The rest... its like the generic nerd, generic soldier, generic... everything. But dr carmack was actually an character.
Samuel Hayden: You can’t make a movie without Doomguy!
Makers of Doom Annihilation: Watch us... wait, where’d the money go?
VEGA: The Slayer has taken your currency and used his Flame Belch to burn it.
The money was burnt by the Arch-Vile.
Samuel Hayden: You can't blast a hole in Mars
Mission objective: Blast a hole in Mars.
Me: There. That base.
“Why is this unmakeable?” Because every director doesn’t seem to understand that doom isn’t an ensemble, it’s a one man show.
So THEY should sign on *LIAM NEESON*
@@leonardobraynen1524 if you mean sign him up as the doom slayer then no..hell no.
@@E-0921 Jon Bernthal seems like a good bet.
Nicholas cage did well in Wally's wonderland
Take the 1st predator, mix it with Aliens, call Trent Reznor for Soundtrack, and DIM DA FUCKN LIGHTS!! Oh, and Imps throw baseball style, not an hadouken 🤣
“We’re not involved with the movie.” DOOM’s official twitter account.
One of the best tweets of all time.
Rumors was that they delayed the Doom Eternal release because of how bad this movie was. I doubt that was the case but it's still hilarious to imagine.
Dang, I can't believe I forgot about that particular response. Between this and that Tweet the main actress posted dissing fans of the game, I'm surprised the film didn't have a tagline that mirrors that of the tagline for Mortal Kombat: Anni...la...tion... O_O
Oh SON OF A....
Keiji Johnson Video game movies should really avoid putting “Annihilation” in their titles.
A good rule of thumb is if a movie has *annihilation* in the title, it’s likely going to suck.
A good Doom movie:
Literally just John Wick but demons kill a marine's rabbit instead.
DO You Think 🤔 John Bernthal Would Be Perfect For The Role Of DoomGuy
LOL i love the sly dark knight reference when Jeremy says he "ought to be appreciative by now then" I think as a callback to alfred saying to bruce "ought to be pretty knowledgable by now then"
OMG! I thought I was the only one who picked up on that.
It’s impossible to not recognize Michael Caine’s Cadence, especially when you move on to certain words like then (den) or Café (KAHFFAY)
I expect him to review Gotham High....
I loved that guy. Best Alfred
Did... Did Jeremy just write the perfect DOOM movie in like 30 seconds.
More impressive than that! 20! But, who's counting...
@@tornadochaser2457 You apparently. Lol
So basically makes Doom 2005 look like a masterpiece. I guess this movie was largely ignored because I had no idea until the this video it existed.
It never hit theaters, was basically straight to DVD in 2019...
Heard of this awhile back because every DOOM fan nuked the movie as a whole before it ever was released for public viewing. Also they were pulling the same 2015 Ghostbuster PR stunt. 😒
Seriously give us Doomguy damnit.
Right? I only heard about it due to the fact they replaced Doomguy with a woman which could work if she were a female doomslayer-but she isnt. Made me wish i didnt know it existed.
Pretty much like the 2015 reboot fantastic four movie made the first 2 that came before it more better.
@@DoBap_ 2019? What? This sounded like the recipe for some mid-2000s disaster, not something from last year :-O
Here's a little thing to show how crap this movie is: The post-production team was so inept they literally credited the star of the movie incorrectly in the opening credits.
The star is a woman named Amy Manson, and in THE OPENING CREDITS, she is Amy Mason.
I can say with confidence that I have never before seen a movie where the LEAD ACTOR'S NAME IS SPELLED WRONG IN THE OPENING CREDITS.
It was such a surreal revelation for me.
And that small anecdotal fact perfectly encapsulates what to expect from the rest of the movie...
in honesty, missing a letter of her last name isn't THAT horrendous. a mistake to be sure but indeed the rest of the movie speaks for itself 😂
@@RacingSnails64 Typos say a fair amount about the level of professionalism on display. In just about anything.
you can judge a good ad from a bad ad or even a scam email from a real email by seeing if there is any typo.
Believe me as a designer for 10 years typos show everything about how professional and real you are with your product.
Jeremy just pitched a good doom movie in this review single-handedly.
And watch Hollywood ignore a good idea and just insert their pc politics in a movie over making a good movie... 😒
Yeah, he's amazing like that.
@anthony patterson I couldnt imagine whining about someone else expressing their opinion about expecting a quality product but is completely disappointed when an intellectual property is constantly wasted again and again. or do you think people are 'whining' when they express opinions contrary to your own and yes, that first part was me being facetious and genuinely throwing shade at your petulant attitude.
Lmfao ok
I mean it's easy to casually pitch something but execution is way harder.
“Experiencing the bad helps you appreciate the good” *sips from star wars mug*
Read between the lines ;)
True. I've actually noticed something odd. Since Disney has acquired the star wars license the only stuff that was mostly well received has been made in the Lucas era of star wars.
With the exception of solo which was less divisive than the new trilogy but was still pretty split. Stuff like Rogue One and Fallen Order was well received.
@@Darek_B52 yeah i loved rogue one and solo (it was mostly ok but still) i liked tfa but tlj and tros killed that movie for me
Ayşe Ertekin. I 100% agree with you. After I have watch The Rise of Skywalker (Fandom the movie) release day I have discover from the Internet that the screenwriter was the same person who was involved in Batman V Superman which is said something about not giving a damn about character driven and motivation method in dialogue. Since then I have can go back to Force Awaken (originally, I hate how the director believe that the film needed to be resemble to New Hope after what I seen in Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker I would rather be OK with Awaken), Rogue One, Duel of Fates, Fallen Order and Clone Wars (series 1-7) and the Mandalorian. Hopefully, the new Sky Wars with Taika Waititi and Krysty Wilson would be an improved from what J.J. Adam, Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy.
@@artry93 I hope so
@@artry93 the problem with the solo was the director. Ron howard is not a bad director but he is not an action,sci-fi director either.( he is more of a romance,drama director.) (At least he tried)
Remember, the main actress posted on twitter “why have a doomguy when you have a doomgirl” followed by a middle finger emoji during production on set.
Also the main character’s name being a bit too on the nose reference to joan of ark (joan dark = joan d’arc)
Blockmaker14. I wished that the real historical of Joan D'Arc from the dead have punched that dumbass actress in the face alongside the badass strong female character with interested storyline and motives in Geek culture from Buffy the Vampire's Buffy and Faith, Beatrice Kiddo with other female assassins from Kill Bill 1-2, Marvel's Scarlet Witch, Black Widow, Jessica Jones, X -23 (Laura), Xena: Warrior Princess, Studio Ghibli's Princess Mononoke, and DC's Black Canary, Poison Ivy, Supergirl and Harley Quinn (From Injustice 2 game) in a MK11 style fight to the death.
The bathrobe is literally everyones vibe right now
Loool right?
Yeah fuck leggins...
Or commando 🤷🏾♀️
He’s probably wearing slippers too.
Yes! That and athleisure attire.
Btw, why do they make athletic clothes so comfortable for sitting around and being lazy?
Nobody:
Kahn Maykr: Who are you, a lifeless, travesty of a film, to defy OUR traditions?!
I think thats the doom fans talking
Seriously, stfu with the “nobody” shit. It isn’t funny and makes no sense. You could have easily just typed your other comment without including that pointless, dead meme.
Dracula: "what is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!!"
I'm sorry, but i just could not resist.
uome20bukz Congratulations. I just won the award for most overrated comment ever!
@@uome20bukz holy shit, chill dude.
The actual movie Annihilation is so far the only good movie with the word “Annihilation” in it that I’ve seen.
could not agree more
100%
No,I saw it.just another forgettable dumb sci-fi.nothing special,and definitely a huge letdown after the director's ex-machina.
@ sarcasm?
Gk1234 obviously, or they’re just a racist,
Even funnier, pretty sure Oscar issac isn’t even white...
Karl Urban is actually perfect to be Doom Guy because of his work in Dredd.
Dredd was a good movie.
And The Boys. If Doom Slayer has a personality, it should be like that
Karl Urban is cool as fuck
Would have been the perfect batman as well
Still has me rolling that the DOOM developers straight up said in a tweet response to someone's question in their involvement; "we're not associated with the movie".
Doomslayer after seeing this movie would definitely "I didn't commit genocide for this shit" and just let demons invading Earth
Wouldn't blame him tho
Any real "Doom" movie attempt needs to be filmed in the exact same way "Hardcore Henry" was. There's no other way.
Someone call the slayer, he has people to rip and tear.
Doom Slayer needs to rip and tear Doom Annihilation apart.
Can we pleeeeeeeeeese send him to Washington DC first on the way to Hollywood? Plz? O.O
"Doom Annihilation, did you watch it?"
.....I never even knew it existed til this video.
Glad I wasnt the only one
Same bro.
Thats why it should be burned
Whenever I see Jeremy in a dressing gown with a coffee mug my immediate response is “uh oh this isn’t good” 😂😂
Same. I'm not really into gaming, but Jeremy is in his bathrobe and holding a cup, it must be a dogshit video game movie. 😂
I'm 100% sure there is no coffee in that mug.
LordFang1217 or something stronger if he knows the movie is gonna be a bad one😂
@@LordFang1217 I'm also 100% sure that's a rope, not a gown... unless that's just what 'they' call it
This movie makes the old one look like a godamn classic
Not it doesn’t. This one is better. Albeit marginally so.
@@gilgamesh310 man just no?, the new movie is more cringey and just complete shit
the 2005 movie was good because The Rock and Urban were in it lol. just for that and i was bought
@@gilgamesh310
Nope, Its just a feministic garbage that didn't even give me the horror vibes the previous movie had.
I got so fckin bored half way in, that I wanted to start skipping forward. I didn't do it, and i came to regret that decision .
It was one of the biggest pile of trash I've seen so far, along with birds of prey . Complete dog shit.
@@ragael1024
Yep. This guys did make a difference, but aside from that. The monsters took time to be revealed, and the whole atmosphere and build up made for a decent horror movie.
This shit had no build up or anything scary . Just none stop shooting and killing with crap CGI .
Glad to see your doing well Jeremy Thanks for continuing to give us quality content.
"The fireball looks like Adobe After Effects"
I feel personally attacked
"One more demon than doom annihilation has"
2005 has zombies, Pinky, Demon Knight, and what I think is an Imp.
annihilation just has zombies and imps I believe.
So isn't that two more?
There's like a weird boss thing near the end of Annihilation.
One more because of the *SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT* Demon Lord at the end.
The problem is: They WERE'NT demons in 2005. They were just bad mutations.
@@UniqBlue oh...I forgot about that.
@@MarkaNgamer
They still have a better variety of monsters, and better effects IMO. Neither are good, but I'd probably pick the 2005 movie over the recent one.
Stuckmann: This movie gets an F
Jeremy: DOGSHIT
no
its worse than dog shit
it is shit trying to imitate dog shit
I kinda want to see Chris review Doom Eternal and then this so here can rip and tear this monstrosity, like he did with The Last Airbender and Dragonball: Evolution (with, of course, the unbridled and intimidating rage of the Emoji Movie).
Rip and tear into this movie Jeremy, until it is done.
The thing is that this movie was originally planned before Doom 2016 came out, which means it was based on the other Doom movie, which was based on Doom 3. Doom 2016 was successful, sp they decided to give another chance to a Doom movie, but did not think to change the script to adapt to people's expectations post-2016. So now we have awesome reboot games, and a direct-to-video movie still stuck in 2009
It always warms my heart to hear praise for Karl Urban and Dredd. That movie was something special
Missed a golden opportunity there Jeremy: "Doom anihilation is... Demonshit"
Jeremy getting his Ace Ventura on with that hair, I see.
Let's be honest, it's not the genderbend thing that Hollywood keeps doing with that's infuriating, it's the fact that when it comes to action media they keep doing it with women who've got zero bulk to their name and run around saying how "strong" they are. If you're going to genderbend an action hero, cast someone like an MMA fighter
Yeah, that sounds fair. The final girl from horror movies shows it can work. Hell, I'd have been willing to excuse this as it happening to another marine, a woman, not the regular Doom Slayer or Doom Guy. But when it became obvious it was going to be just a twig acting like she's the toughest thing, and telling people she's strong I checked out.
Sexy and strong heroines are tight. We'd all appreciate the black widow movie even if scarlett johansson doesn't have a MMA fighter build. The real reason is simple, we are watching a doom movie and we expect to see doom guy kicking demon asses.
or just don't take on already good male characters and make then female for the sake of being female, like thor
just make good female characters, not genderbenders
Loving these old movie reviews. Random can be enjoyable keep it up. Even after covid
How has “Sol of the Dead” not been made yet? That sounds like the perfect action schlock movie.
That title alone would get me to watch.
Dressing gown Jeremy is always funny
Dresing gown? It's a bath robe.
Dear lord your beginning spit ball synopsis is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING... that's seriously the film we want to see as Doom fans!
Hey Jeremy. This isolation stuff is getting to me.
Talk back to the voices. Sexually abuse them if you can.
Pussy
@@lindinle Voices in Weareight's head bouta cancel the fucker. Social distancing will never end.
@@lindinle lmao how wtf
Weareight same
You know it’s just a little disappointing that Jeremy didn’t talk more about the practical rubber suits for the “Imps”. Looked at another review for this movie and saw that and the other CGI Imps, which looked more like Imps. For the practical suit ones, I called them Gimps, which actually kinda made sense. 🤣🤣🤣
I asked for this on your MK Annihilation review! Thank you!
I’m so glad you’re making content like you normally do, if not more than you normally do.
Can you please do a review on “Event Horizon”
Very good sci-fi horror movie before Anderson started making fanfic movies with his wife starting in each.
@@CapucineNighly Gee, can't wait for monster hunter either huh?
YES
I think he did , search in the past
It was being made into a series. No joke. Look it up. Although, every future project is in jeopardy now.
2:08 you can tell jeremy had to stop himself from saying " making his way downtown" 😂
Would you kindly do a bioshock infinite spoiler review
forkky lizard who cares
Why ask this question? Stupid
Madison Bailey because why not
MatchesMalone oh idk people who loved the game? Now stop being A dick.
Lindow Amamiya it was okay. Just play the first game and ignore all the sequels
6:29 He's like the goth kid from South Park there, just whipping his hair around.
The Jeremy Jahns Tell: Morning Robe + Coffee Mug = Movie was Dogshit!
Granted I haven't seen all his reviews. He might have "T-minus One Day" movies with the same getup on.
Does anyone remember that one Jeremy review where he's reviewing something crappy and we see him pour some alcohol into his mug?
I suggested a stiffer drink because the movie he was reviewing is really bad.
damn that's badass
I remember running through Doom 3 on Xbox in a weekend and being totally blown away and then watching this and... not being blown away.. I was so disappointed 😔
I have such a weird penchant for terrible movies that I actually anticipated this film’s release in the slight hope that it was at least okay. I was irritated when I couldn’t find it at any store I looked for it. Finally, I found a copy, watched it, and went on with my life. I appreciated its effort to homage Doom more than the 2005 movie but I think it’s budget hindered it as well as the writing. Most of the sets were nice, though.
“Archvile? Oh that guy, oh I block that out of my memory.” -Jeremy
Don’t worry, I think most people do.
Am I the only one who is loving seeing all the big movie reviewers do new things? Idk maybe it's just me but I love seeing older movie reviews or different kinds of movie reviews instead of just whats new. It's cool
i actually enjoyed the first doom movie it was fun in a leave your brain at the door way
Oh, so that was your brain? You really shouldn't leave that around, people could trip on it. Yes, it's a big brain. I'm fine stroking your ego, but not your brain in any way, so don't leave it around!
"There was one more, the scariest monster in this movie..."
Oh yeah that awful Hell Knight thing..
(Whispering into Star Wars mug) "...The Script"
:O oooooh burn
During lockdown my phone is permanently connected to the mains while I binge everything on RUclips, it's still better than having to watch any of the doom movies.
This movie is like a travesty, just like Doom 3’s shotgun.
We don't talk about that!😣
Lmao Our Family grew up on Doom and when 3 released my brother loved it, while I was pretty critical. We would get into arguments about it and my defense always ended with "THE SHOTGUN SUCKS"!!!
Poison Seriously. The shotgun is like playing whack a mole except sometimes your mallet is a rubber chicken.
The shotgun burned our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!!! ...well, it tried to, but it was too weak to succeed.
Half-Life Scientist Well said porn scientists
Glad to see s Jeremy doing well. Stay safe!
Hey Jeremy I've watched your channel for a few years now an I'm a big fan you're a really funny guy some of your videos have made me laugh to the point that tears were coming down my cheeks.
Please review The Lighthouse, Jeremy. It's my second favorite film of 2019, second only to Joker.
These housecoat reviews are some of my favorites, more chill, more...real? i don't know the proper word here, but these are very nice, i look forward to whatever the next one will be.
Will you be watching 'Tales From The Loop' Jeremy?
Be warned: it's an extreme slow burn show but there are parts (although rare) that really shine.
watched the first episode last night, it was ... interesting. gonna watch a few more today.
Quarantine Jeremy with the hair volume. This is the highest I’ve seen it.
5:08
Shoot a BFG down a demon-hole, you got a lot of dead demons.
i watched 10 minutes of it and couldnt take it anymore and shut it off. you, sir, just by watching this movie to review it, are a hero.
Watch The Death of Stalin... Actually a great movie
In the first Doom movie, I was looking forward to them firing the BFG, then they did....and it was like....oh well another game to movie transfer that didn't work. For this one, I'd probably fast forward to the fire fights. Then again, the BFG moment would spoil the mood to it all. Great review.
Hey Jeremy, I'd love to hear your review for a couple hidden gem movies and an amazing animated series that I've rewatched recently. Most of all you have to watch Genndy Tartakovsky's PRIMAL, it's one the best series I've ever seen and if I'm not mistaken there isn't a single word said in the whole show, trust me everybody if you haven't seen it yet do yourself a favor and watch it. You can see all the episodes so far on the Adult Swim app which is free by the way. First movie is Brotherhood of the Wolf (2002) (definitely helped inspire character design in the Bloodborne video game) 2nd movie is Hunted (2003) staring Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro.
They saw Mortal Kombat Annihilation and thought "YES! WE WANT THIS!!!"
Jeremías make a review of:
Netflix: THE PLATFORM
Jeremías 😉 qué bueno jajaja
The movie directed by the spanish Joker, that lives in a sociedad
While you're reviewing old stuff...I'd LOVE to see you review the Last Airbender Series (what with the Netflix series coming) and/or The Clone wars animated series since the new season just hit Disney Plus 🙏 Keep on keeping on my dude.
They should stop trying to make everything into a movie. Some stuff just doesn't translate.
I agree, somewhere along the way producers lost all creativity and all they want is remakes/reboots/ and games/comics into movies. Whatever happened to writing an original idea?
Anubis there are a lot of original ideas it’s just their not recognized or talked about(well some)and they never do good on the box office(well some)
@@disliked1390 ya animated would be epic
Transformers did pretty well initially and it was really just a bunch of explosions and violence (and bad writing). There's not a lot of exposition to trip over for doom. Mars + Demons + Doomslayer, you dont need a lot of plot. Its pretty much John Wick in space with demons.
Doom could transfer into a good movie though, they just try to overcomplicate the plot. Just have Doomguy working on Phobos, some idiot makes a mistake and the portal to hell opens up in containment, quickly overwhelming the defenses. Doomguy has to save what few survivors are left, find out who opened the portal, kill the corrupt executive taking advantage, movie done. Leaves room for sequels and can feel like a Doom movie easy.
I've only played the one episode of Doom. During Desert Storm II when I was stationed in Kuwait, someone hooked up a few computers so we could play each other in the rec tent. I'd never done an FPS before and I super sucked, mostly died within moments of spawning, but it was still fun. When I got home, I loaded Doom 2 onto my pc and thus experienced my very first video game (single-player mode). So long ago! My favorite is probably the Half-Life series.
Here's how you make Doom. You get Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson, put him in the classic Doomguy armor, make the movie centered around a bunch of survivors and one marine (to show just how much more awesome Doomguy is than a normal marine) and have the objective be the survivors trying to close the portal/warn Earth/Repair a ship to escape mars all while following Doomguy around because there are fewer demons in his wake than in front of him. Have Doomguy just swoop in at random moments, decapitating demons and putting his fist through their chest cavities, then have him vanish again. He never says a word, he never stops, and he's more of a backdrop force of nature than a real character. You can have him fist-bump a little kid or something at the end to humanize if you want.
And that's all you have to do to make a good Doom movie.
Kind of like the first Riddick movie: Pitch Black
@@thecanadianclassroom3188 yah honestly that's a perfect comparison
@Guy Mcface To be fair he'd have a helmet on all movie so any muscly guy would do.
@Guy Mcface Honestly just because big names draw more attention to a movie and it'll just do better.
Just don't let him talk
Fun fact: the main protagonist is Lt Dark and her first name is Joan Dark as someone that grew up with the N64 I feel like is a reference to Perfect Dark since the main protagonist is Joanna Dark
Quarantine is taking over Jeremy.
You can tell he recorded this review after he got up from bed.
I did the same thing with this movie. Played DOOM: Eternal, needed more DOOM, saw this and was "what the hell". Give us a high budget DOOM movie based off the latest two games' line with all the Demons and a awesome DOOM guy and we will be in business.
Question: Ever considered Doing a review for the movie in the mouth of madness?
Yeah...Now I'm going to have to watch it again...
@@DowJonesDave You're welcome! Best not-cthulu cthulu movie ever.
*The Icon of Sin breaks in*
"Bring me the REAL Doomguy"
*angry goat noises*
These movies "what is that"
Even the Kahn makyers want the real doomslayer HELL the demons wants the doomslayer back and where is he, fighting the dark lord really
The film looks like a 90's Sci-fi Channel movie, awful! Go play Doom Eternal instead! Or Resident Evil 3!
Hey Jeremy do you think you could review some of the old superhero movies you haven't touched on in full? Original XMen trilogy and Raimi Spiderman trilogy for example?
Last time I was this early. Tales of the comment section was still a thing.
Also Jeremy: if you’re bored at Quarantine , I think a lot of peoplen would like to see a review of Bojack Horseman. It’s an adult cartoon and I think it’s amazing
Netflix's has 2006 Alpha Dog. Have you ever review, if not you should? What's your take on it?
*90's:* "Pizza and heavy metal are awesome!"
*2010's:* "You're oppressing me with your toxic masculinity you bigot."
*Me right now:* "WTF happened?"
To be honest, the 90s were not spared of controversies. Video game violence, satanic imagery, and more. History repeats, just in various aesthetics.
Harvey Weinstein and other pervs. That´s what happened,dude.
Hey Jeremy What Your Thoughts On Netflix Pickup DOOM Series
Here's how to make a Doom movie proper: Ready, here we go!
- Make it first person like Hardcore Henry
- Go for a R, but like a Hard R
- Give it a story, but a light story as that what Doom has
- Make the main character (The Doomslayer) have character without dialogue
- The music needs to be metal
- We don't need a large cast to relate to, just one guy
And done! You have a template.
Eat your own feces, the hardcore henry view wuld be shit
@@ishikawa1338 agreed
It does not even need to be in first person. I think the slayer can even speak ( but just not very much, similar to Arnie in the first terminator) and just have a bodybuilder/wrestler or very fucking muscular stuntman be the slayer. Why is it so fucking hard?
@@ishikawa1338 it would be closer to the games, and it was only decent part of the first Doom movie
@A Crazy Hobo someone who is both jacked and has a sens of humor without needing to speak
Aww your credit scene made me smile, thank you
Jeremy is my favorite movie review guy. His popularity should only grow. He belongs in a movie comedy playing a villain taking over the world but will settle for Hawaii. His hair looks ridiculously cool. A cross between Elvis & Kramer of Seinfeld in case you dont know.
Would love a James bond movie review starting from the old ones. Would love to see your take and my family just started our marathon
I would love the opportunity to make a Doom film. It wouldn't be cheap, though. I had an idea for a highly choreographed one-shot where Doomguy is running across the Martian facility shooting any demon in his way set to awesome music with a mix of metal and EDM.
I have no interest in watching this movie but I want to support Jeremy. Thanks for keeping us entertained during these tough times.
love that you rocking the pompadour
Ya, know...
I'm really beginning to think Hollywood has lost touch with their audience.
The first movie at least was entertaining
This crap had me hoping everyone died.
I mean, for heaven sakes, the characters where terrible.
The only actor who gave a great performance was Daisy. And she was the damn ship AI
@MATT CYPRESS 😕😕😕😕😕
Uhm...😒😒😒😒
I ah...
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I actually liked that movie....
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Hey, Jeremy, I just wanted to say I love the daily vlog you did last year. You should do that again once this crap quarantine is over with. And by the way, thanks to you I can’t get that insane Night Trap theme song out of my head!!! DAMN YOU!! Lol seriously jk.
0:12 understatement of the century.... I’ve experienced thundercats roar so bad, that I went and checked out the original cartoon, and the original cartoon is actually pretty great despite the silly premise! And I appreciate the original TMNT movie even more than I have before after seeing the 2014 tmnt film...
Man... Seeing that Commando shot made me think that Arnold back in the day would've been a good Doom Guy! LOL
Yo Jeremy if you have the time, review American vandal seasons 1 & 2 on Netflix. The whole premise sounds dumb at first but I promise you it’s one of the most underrated shows out there!
Thx for saving my time before I watched it. You the man!
Jeremy, please review something nice next! I'm a big fan of seeing you gush about content you love!
The best part about the 2005 film was the "First Person Shooter" scene. I felt this whole film should have been in FPS, like Hardcore Henry. It this had been film in First Person perspective and but still had the same characters, scenes, and storyline it would have been 10 times better.
Keep reviewing these older movies, this is hilarious.