Bad Movie Review: Vampires Night Orgy

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @DarkCornersReviews
    @DarkCornersReviews  Год назад +44

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    • @kyleolson8977
      @kyleolson8977 Год назад +2

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    • @shannondore
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    • @Jellyvibe
      @Jellyvibe Год назад +5

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    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 Год назад +2

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  • @paultapner2769
    @paultapner2769 Год назад +55

    'Title that comes with expectations.' Yes. Expectations that it will not live up to my expectations.

  • @stillhuntre55
    @stillhuntre55 Год назад +47

    Great tie in sponsor!! And we MUST make the Science Advisor card a reality! If we need to storm the kickstarter.... I'll bring my bloodhounds along!

    • @graverobbersgame
      @graverobbersgame Год назад +2

      Please do storm it! We're at over 80% funded and now have to start thinking about stretch goals.
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    • @lyndatuttle
      @lyndatuttle Год назад +1

      I vote for attack cats!

  • @karlkarlos3545
    @karlkarlos3545 Год назад +29

    The 'I stand guard.' ... 'I bring my bloodhound along' routine will never get old.

    • @travisshallenberger9486
      @travisshallenberger9486 Год назад +1

      What was the movie that originally had that in it? I thought it was The Lorely's Grasp but I'm not sure.

    • @karlkarlos3545
      @karlkarlos3545 Год назад +2

      @@travisshallenberger9486 It is The Loreley's Grasp.

    • @archlich4489
      @archlich4489 6 месяцев назад

      "And my axe!"

  • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
    @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat Год назад +18

    Nice, the bus driver also played the ship's doctor on "planet of the vampires"❤

    • @LarryFleetwood8675
      @LarryFleetwood8675 6 месяцев назад +1

      And the angry father in Night of the Seagulls, the final Blind Dead film. In fact, a couple more future Blind Dead actors appear in this film, most notably Jack Taylor.

  • @suedenim
    @suedenim Год назад +20

    I think Euro-horror is the genre that *always* works wonderfully for Dark Corners. Seldom for anyone else as they're usually boring to actually sit through, but pure gold for Dark Corners viewers.

    • @alienmindwarp3455
      @alienmindwarp3455 Год назад +1

      I genuinely enjoy them, and I'm so used to the slower pace of old movies. I find them rather peculiar, and the dubbing makes for an even stranger feel, and usually a fairly creepy atmosphere, but that doesn't mean I like all of them, of course.

  • @metaldams78
    @metaldams78 Год назад +38

    This movie has Helga Line in it so that makes it automatically on par with Citizen Kane.

    • @michaelstearnesstearnes1498
      @michaelstearnesstearnes1498 Год назад +2

      I loved her in "Black Candles".

    • @metaldams78
      @metaldams78 Год назад

      @@michaelstearnesstearnes1498 I love the fact that in her early 70’s films, she shows the younger actresses she’s still awesome at 40. In Black Candles, everything I said is still true, but change 40 to 50.

  • @bondavebond
    @bondavebond Год назад +11

    You can't have my room. Well played, sir.

  • @TheRadical42
    @TheRadical42 Год назад +14

    Great advertisement for Grave Robbers Outer Space! I love how you put your own Dark Corners spin on it. 🙂🙃🙂🙃

    • @graverobbersgame
      @graverobbersgame Год назад +1

      Graham and Robin absolutely knocked it out of the park. There were cheers at GROS headquarters when we saw the final draft. :-)

  • @shannondore
    @shannondore Год назад +18

    "Hey show some respect for the girl I've been peeping on."🤣
    This one doesn't look half bad, it's just the right amount of bad.
    Congratulations on the sponsor Robin.

  • @geraldmartin7703
    @geraldmartin7703 Год назад +4

    @1:00: "Better take the girl outside and entertain her... " is such a loaded suggestion.

  • @gingataisen
    @gingataisen Год назад +10

    "If these are the vampires, I'm a lot less enthusiastic about that orgy." 🤣

  • @RavenHouseMystery
    @RavenHouseMystery Год назад +12

    "Well, that took a dark turn," referring to the child's death. Well, this is Dark Corners. It's right there in the name: Dark and Corners (where one takes a turn).😏

  • @maplebob23
    @maplebob23 Год назад +20

    Orgy simply means “secret rites.” This movie looks pretty awesome.

    • @jimnasium452
      @jimnasium452 Год назад +10

      Thanks! That explains that weird church lunch I attended recently.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Год назад +5

      Well, yes and no. Since _orgia_ was originally created as a term for the worship of Bacchus, the sexual implications have always been there, if not technically defined.

    • @jimnasium452
      @jimnasium452 Год назад +1

      @@danielgehring7437 Well yes and yes. You're clearly not familiar with this church.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 Год назад

      @@danielgehring7437 Being passed out and acted upon sounds more like a party for one than a group thing.

  • @davidroberts5250
    @davidroberts5250 Год назад +5

    Loved the trip advisor joke lol.

  • @nedludd7622
    @nedludd7622 Год назад +3

    "The Bus of the Living Dead" That sounds like a good film.

  • @thatlittlevoice6354
    @thatlittlevoice6354 Год назад +2

    That inconspicuous 'house with an eye in it' painting. 👍🏻

  • @markdavidwelsh3340
    @markdavidwelsh3340 Год назад +7

    The village in the mountains is a nice location but I felt the film played like two stories mashed clumsily together: village of cannibals on the one hand, the vampire stuff on the other. It’s ok I guess.

  • @andrewgwilliam4831
    @andrewgwilliam4831 Год назад +4

    0:33 Points deducted for not inserting the "and I'll bring my bloodhounds along" line here. 😜

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Год назад +20

    The 1970s seem to crank out a lot of these types of movies.

    • @shannondore
      @shannondore Год назад +4

      Yes! that's why the 70's was awesome!

  • @carlwilkerson9722
    @carlwilkerson9722 Год назад +7

    I, too, noted the lack of an orgy. Perhaps it was lost in translation? Or is it still confined to its native tongue?
    Sponsor was too appropriate. The hard part for the manufacturer must have been sitting tight for 15 years after discontinuing the product's original run solely so it could them be marketed as "back from the dead after 15 years." Getting Science Advisor his own card was a class act. (I once got my wife her own baseball card, but I think you win.)

  • @ericjanssen394
    @ericjanssen394 Год назад +2

    The scene with the vampire kids, as well as the all-vampire town, leads me to wonder…Did we ever get a DC of Larry Cohen’s 1987 “Return to Salem’s Lot”?

  • @Gappasaurus
    @Gappasaurus Год назад +4

    4:24 “The Loreley” callbacks are always spot on 😂
    Edit: 8:07 This needs to be made! 🤓

  • @chrislj2890
    @chrislj2890 Год назад +1

    "If these are the vampires I'm a lot less enthusiastic about that orgy." That line killed me, lol.

  • @baronhausenpheffer
    @baronhausenpheffer Год назад +6

    I unironically love this movie and don't think it's a bad film at all, at least if you like 70s Eurohorror. It's honestly a mixture of 2/3 "30 Days of Night" and 1/3 "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", with a village of mostly undead lording it over an ever-dwindling handful of local mortals and these poor visitors just wandering into it like a food delivery truck. I thought the thing about the village resting in a valley between two mountains, making it hardly ever get direct sunlight, was an especially great twist and explanation for why vampires can thrive so well there. At the very least, "Vampires Night Orgy" is creepier than the vast majority of what Hammer was pumping out around the same time.

  • @namelessjedi2242
    @namelessjedi2242 Год назад +2

    If ever there was a perfect match of channel and sponsor this is it.

    • @graverobbersgame
      @graverobbersgame Год назад

      We're big fans of the channel, and if this thing takes off we're certainly sponsoring them more into the foreseeable the future. :-)

  • @giancarlonurko3476
    @giancarlonurko3476 Год назад +3

    Always check the backseat...🧛🏻‍♀️

  • @franzferdinand2
    @franzferdinand2 Год назад +3

    Oh man, I remember a friend having Grave Robbers from Space back in college. It’s a dang fun card game.

    • @graverobbersgame
      @graverobbersgame Год назад +1

      Join us... Joiiiiin us... (Over on the Kickstarter that is.) :-)

  • @stevengabbard930
    @stevengabbard930 Год назад +17

    I usually enjoy 70's European horror, but this film is a complete snooze fest. No orgy. Very brief nudity. The only thing I remembered about watching it was that it was a waste of time. Robin makes it more interesting than it really is.

  • @CaptOrbit
    @CaptOrbit Год назад +3

    Congratulations on the sponsorship! By this time you guys have certainly earned it.

    • @graverobbersgame
      @graverobbersgame Год назад

      We are crazy fans of Dark Corners to begin with -- so we're in a spot where we're honored they said *yes*. :-)

  • @jujutaylor2186
    @jujutaylor2186 Год назад +2

    Congrats on your first sponsor!

  • @justinsheppherd1806
    @justinsheppherd1806 Год назад +2

    The problem here is that Jack Taylor hadn't yet entered full 70's mode. Once he grew his hair out a bit, and his porn 'tache was fully-realised, THEN things would start cooking ;-)

  • @tmrezzek5728
    @tmrezzek5728 Год назад +1

    What I love about old Eurohorror is they did stuff that you never see anymore; internet yabbos today would collectively shit barbed wire and scream for cancellation if a film showed a girl getting suffocated in a cemetery. That being said, one of the most shocking things about Vampires Night Orgy is that, back in the day, one had to reach THROUGH the steering wheel to start a bus. Being a bus driver was never easy!

  • @tomjohnson4922
    @tomjohnson4922 Год назад +2

    hold on... the little girl is accidentally suffocated? what the hell.....

  • @MarvelX42
    @MarvelX42 Год назад +2

    Orgy: "any actions or proceedings marked by unbridled indulgence of passions" like say a large group of vampires feeding on one guy. "Orgy" can but doesn't always have to do with sex.

  • @buzzawuzza3743
    @buzzawuzza3743 Год назад +5

    Was this film directed by the same guy who directed "Curse Of The Vampire Orgy" and "Screams Of The Cursed Vampire Orgy"? I think it may be if only because those films don't have any orgies in them either.

    • @fredbergstrom4866
      @fredbergstrom4866 Год назад +1

      Leon kilmonsky (spelling may be off) directed many Paul Naschy films

  • @Marigen1971
    @Marigen1971 Год назад +1

    That scream at 2:50 reminded me of Tom (Tom and Jerry).

  • @dwaynehendrickson8854
    @dwaynehendrickson8854 Год назад +3

    Great review and I played the original Grave Robbers. It is a hoot to play

    • @graverobbersgame
      @graverobbersgame Год назад

      There's a *lot* coming down the pipeline with the new edition. We've had time to refine things. :-)

  • @rogermorris9696
    @rogermorris9696 Год назад +3

    Thank god no one ordered Coq AU Vin.

  • @varanid9
    @varanid9 Год назад +6

    This movie actually looks quite watchable.

    • @baronhausenpheffer
      @baronhausenpheffer Год назад +1

      It's really quite good! I got a good laugh out of Robin's clever commentary, but I don't think this was a bad movie.

    • @thatlittlevoice6354
      @thatlittlevoice6354 Год назад

      Anything is watchable.

    • @fredbergstrom4866
      @fredbergstrom4866 Год назад

      If you like 70s euro horror or Nashy films give it a shot. It has a lot to offer with story and some creepy scenes

  • @fredbergstrom4866
    @fredbergstrom4866 Год назад +1

    Your jokes were on fire in this review. Laughed at this review more times than any of your older ones. I have always loved this movie...it's pretty creepy and some good effective scenes. One of the better 70s euro horrors

  • @trickydicky2908
    @trickydicky2908 Год назад +3

    Movie goers to that film, got to experience 'Click Bait' long before the Internet. Lol

  • @JeffreyDeCristofaro
    @JeffreyDeCristofaro Год назад +3

    You know what this really could have used? Ingrid Pitt.

  • @MorristheMinor
    @MorristheMinor Год назад +3

    On the subject of the card game, all your B movie favourites, does that include filming at Merton Park?

  • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
    @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat Год назад +3

    Thanks to DC every time I see a cute girl disappear around a corner, I shout, " And I'll bring by bloodhounds along!!" But the other people in my anti Fox hunting group really don't like that.

  • @danddoty3981
    @danddoty3981 Год назад +6

    If you thought this was bad Italian horror ( which it is ) you guys need to review BURIAL GROUND it makes VNO look like CITIZEN KANE. Never before ( since ) have I ever seen a semi-midget trying to feel up Mom's boobs.

    • @anthonymunn8633
      @anthonymunn8633 Год назад

      This is bad SPANISH horror.

    • @danddoty3981
      @danddoty3981 Год назад

      Sorry. my mistake. Never been good with romance languages .@@anthonymunn8633

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie Год назад +3

    The Italian exploitation film "Last Orgy of the Gestapo" from the 70s is probably the most vile movie with Orgy in the title.

  • @garyreid6165
    @garyreid6165 13 дней назад

    Actor Jack Taylor was in a few other European horror films like The Female Vampire and Horror Of The Zombies.
    I saw a cut of the film that was edited. I saw the original unedited version on RUclips and was surprised. There was a feast for the vampires but no orgy.

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 5 месяцев назад

    the 'bus breaking down next to a castle in a storm' trope is one of those things people SAY happens in a lot of movies, but i've only ever seen referenced or parodied, never unironically. like running through an airport at the end of a romcom.

  • @FailSonOfAnarchy
    @FailSonOfAnarchy Год назад +2

    I dig the groovy soundtrack

  • @diegoferreiro9478
    @diegoferreiro9478 Год назад

    2:54 'This meat has a real tender apoearance' So much hunger suffered at the Eastern Front.

  • @Flood520
    @Flood520 Год назад +1

    Also, I can't think of a more apropos sponsorship for this channel.

  • @Alexanderiii
    @Alexanderiii Год назад +8

    What happened to the little girl really came out of left field.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates Год назад

      and later on, she rose from the dead and came out of left field.

  • @wetwork6553
    @wetwork6553 Год назад +1

    Watched it twice because you had me cracking up and laughing over parts. This looks to be yet another movie I have to get a hold of! Excellent as always!

  • @mikehunt4986
    @mikehunt4986 Год назад +2

    At least Helga Line was in it.

  • @workingstiffdiogenes2195
    @workingstiffdiogenes2195 Год назад +3

    I think I've watched, or started to watch, this movie three times under different titles. It's like it's trying to stay one step ahead of the word of mouth.

  • @OldWB1
    @OldWB1 Год назад +1

    AWESOME review.

  • @zsoltbartus169
    @zsoltbartus169 Год назад +2

    honestly, some b-movies must ve started as a grave robbers playnight.

  • @danthsmith
    @danthsmith Год назад +2

    This actually looks pretty good

  • @mattmallecoccio8378
    @mattmallecoccio8378 Год назад +6

    Is this yet ANOTHER vampire movie where the vampire has to be a bloody COUNT or COUNTESS??? (Bloody. See what I did there? Lol 😂)

  • @farpointgamingdirect
    @farpointgamingdirect Год назад +2

    I still have my original copy of Grave Robbers 😅

    • @graverobbersgame
      @graverobbersgame Год назад

      Original copies are getting harder to get one's hands on (at least in decent shape) and ours is showing its wear.
      But then again, here we are to fix that. :-)

  • @baynemacgregor8441
    @baynemacgregor8441 Год назад +2

    I think the show should do a review of the card game.

  • @thrashpondopons8348
    @thrashpondopons8348 Год назад +2

    If I asked nicely... would they sponsor me???

  • @DarkestStarASMR
    @DarkestStarASMR Год назад +1

    Jack taylor! Is this a Franco movie?😊

  • @lyndatuttle
    @lyndatuttle Год назад

    Right when the man's leg was being cut off, my cat's ear hit the screen and an ad popped up: "How would like to open a business in 2023?" No, I don't think so.

  • @julietfischer5056
    @julietfischer5056 Год назад +1

    I've seen what might be the 'edited for the United States' version a couple of times. The plot doesn't make a lot of sense.

  • @LarryFleetwood8675
    @LarryFleetwood8675 6 месяцев назад

    Love this nutty film, too bad about that drab print looking like it was left out in the sun...

  • @Thespiansewist
    @Thespiansewist Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 remind me not go on bus tours where people speak with overdubbed voices

  • @TheTVisions
    @TheTVisions 5 месяцев назад

    What movie is that bit from at 4:24...?

    • @DarkCornersReviews
      @DarkCornersReviews  5 месяцев назад +1

      The Loreley's Grasp ruclips.net/video/W-FyaqQt2iA/видео.html

  • @colleencrouch4346
    @colleencrouch4346 10 месяцев назад

    I wish I had someone to play that game with!

  • @RedcoatsReturn
    @RedcoatsReturn Год назад +2

    Sooo very bad…..that….is….only….really……BAD 🤢🤮

  • @john_blues
    @john_blues Год назад +1

    This film should have been a video nasty...for false advertising.

  • @alandhopewell
    @alandhopewell Год назад +1

    I own a copy of this (thanks, MillCreek!), and watched it again recently; even for Seventies Eurohorror, this is pretty bad.

  • @lewisgoldsberry2201
    @lewisgoldsberry2201 Год назад +3

    It's must be a Spanish film, I can tell

  • @ashleywalker1411
    @ashleywalker1411 Год назад +1

    Reminds me of Dagmar

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates Год назад

      Salander? Speaking of which, I wonder if Robin would consider reviewing *The Laughing Woman.* Mondo Macabro released that a year or so ago, and it is surprisingly well done.

  • @Patti-sg1fv
    @Patti-sg1fv Год назад +1

    So bad it's good 😂

  • @itowmyhome797
    @itowmyhome797 2 месяца назад

    🎉

  • @dannystaton5386
    @dannystaton5386 3 месяца назад

    Wow

  • @dawwe8869
    @dawwe8869 Год назад +1

    Eyy

  • @GaryAa56
    @GaryAa56 Год назад +1

    ThIs movie is so bad that it looks good!

  • @eriksieurin334
    @eriksieurin334 Год назад +1

    ...what happens to kids who act in bad movies like this? :D

    • @DDlambchop43
      @DDlambchop43 Год назад +1

      well, if they don't wanna be actors, they end up in normal lives?

  • @davidlionheart2438
    @davidlionheart2438 Год назад +2

    Goddammit.........now I want ham.