Cute Doggo Licking Your Ear ASMR

(Floof is missing a patch of fur on her right paw becasue she got spayed a week ago and the vet shaved that part off)

[@theodd2sout762]

I am doing a blue yeti giveaway, practically brand new, like this comment to enter

[@sykdan2188]

Can I enter when I'm European

[@2045-z3p]

Losers I'm first like I win

[@JammyBarry]

I did it dad

[@stevenxp23]

am entered

[@donkpie8416]

no u

[@umilations]

1965: i bet there will be FlYiNg CaRs In ThE fUtUrE
2019: *shoves microphones into peanut butter*

[@astrodogs]

Sister Snatched army :DD

[@islmsmh]

😂😂

[@Lix-ds8pd]

Omg I laughed so hard at this

[@love-so-sweet]

@@umilations lol :D
omg army

[@honklizzie404]

Sister Snatched 😂

[@rzoaranimates4724]

I love how he just shoved the mic into peanut butter

[@grimvaron]

First reply comong right up

[@gannlayan5628]

Same

[@colinf3963]

Me me me me, big big boi big. Me me. Boi.

[@thelastwalkingsoul]

Same. He should have taped plastic wrap over it XD

[@wonder3761]

God: Floof, how cute do you want to be?
Floof: *yes*

[@wet_floorproductions1142]

Lol

[@LoverOfStuff]

*Flashbacks to God Creates Stuff*

[@trouvaillx1908]

Lol

[@Thor_the_Doge]

But toycat is already yes.

[@laziz7794]

How to clean a microphone with peanut butter on it
Google: It’s destroyed
Bing:

[@rylee4958]

LMAO THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES

[@nanamlbb1994]

Or buy a new one Jkkk

[@goose7618]

@@nanamlbb1994 I don't think a legal transaction of currency to get a new microphone would clean the old one

[@nanamlbb1994]

@@goose7618 sorry that was a joke-

[@bigmouth8389]

Actually...
Google:Use gloves because the heat from your palms will certainly re-moisten the peanut butter. Your other option is to hold the mic over a sauce pan with a small bit of water with the burner on high. Small amounts of steam should be fine but the heat will (hopefully) melt the remaining chips and they will drip off.
(It's a joke)

[@chaloopa1242]

I was like 90% sure that halfway through James was gonna input a scream like he talked about doing in his other ASMR vid

[@irianisuarez]

Rich Prune lol that would be funny as heck

[@funkyjozzy8096]

I’m disappointed that he didn’t. I was waiting for it.

[@lucianavales9937]

Nobody:
James: *buys a whole jumbo bottle of peanut butter just to shove a microphone in it*

[@kawaiwatermelon]

Hahaha! XD

[@kelseyreifel5863]

Lucia Navales more like James: buys a new mic just the stick it in peanut butter and feed it to his dog

[@tokinnasian4511]

R.I.P microphone. You will be missed.

[@xavbeast6213]

In the arms of an angel

[@ShamsunNahar-nf1ty]

It won't be forgotten

[@trashedgamecube2730]

I wont miss it, and i forgot about it, you cant stop me.

[@angelap4371]

imagine if the dog just started barking and howling loudly into the mic tho

[@ICannotRealizeWhoAmI]

James would edit the video so we don't hear that LOL

[@sebastianventura477]

That would be funny

[@ICannotRealizeWhoAmI]

@@sebastianventura477 Ya

[@cartergoff4151]

Oh god that would suck

[@ICannotRealizeWhoAmI]

@@cartergoff4151 lol

[@ShadyPikachu]

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Absolutely nothing, swear to god:
No microscopic creature, just nothing and nobody:
James: *shoves mic into peanut butter*

[@gino3298]

That couldn't be more accurate.

[@gertrud8274]

It's an april fool's joke

[@nojaybay]

@@gertrud8274
r/wooosh

[@poi6049]

Lol

[@kamstrz]

*Whisper Yelling*
“Floof- FLOOF COME HERE”

[@ClamChowderrrr]

Ellah The Hunter me when I see a spider at night and need to get my mum 😂😂👌

[@EEEEEEE36364]

F L O O F *yelled softly*

[@EEEEEEE36364]

@@ClamChowderrrr lmaooo

[@Vale15Ayane]

Interviewer: So James tell us about how do you earn money
James: I once put peanut butter in a microphone and then made my dog to lick it for like 3 minutes... Nailed it

[@lukeezy__]

It's 4 minutes

[@adammartincelusak886]

its first april joke

[@solad148]

H I R E D

[@caim-t4755]

Peanut butter in the mic?

[@vampyrcultur]

@@lukeezy__ but that was 04.5 when it ended. you can call it 3 mins.

[@knockdownyt7638]

Floof : *licks intensely*
Everyone : “I like how the subtitle...”

[@miguelalvarado1203]

So true man!

[@miguelalvarado1203]

It's wholesome

[@Tipsy_Turby]

“lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick” - Captions 2019

[@Boo-of2gf]

Lick

[@MrRando]

*No Microphones were harmed during this Video*
is a lie

[@MrRando]

@@EmAech when u dont get the joke

[@gh0stmilk212]

Lmao

[@willow_potatochan176]

James: *makes a whole video about how asmr is weird*
Also James: *makes this video*

[@jacobiusgamer4759]

Aprhil 1 Fools dsy

[@brayden2001]

Willow_Potato Chan thank you, I went to the comments just to find this

[@mariabatila4089]

This one is CUTE

[@martagil9158]

*SPEECH 100*

[@snowclaws9238]

It's not ASMR it a cute dog licking a microphone with peanut butter on it

[@BonbonPlays]

XD
James: *whispers* Isn't this tasty?
Floof: *instead of licking the microphone she licks James' glove that has barely any peanut butter*

[@laylacruz8769]

Heheh

[@xox_myrial_xox]

bonbon plays found you

[@BonbonPlays]

@@xox_myrial_xox
F R I C C

[@alejandratorres9356]

James washing the Mic
Subtitles: w a t e r

[@manyhack9685]

W A T E R

[@vionam1226]

Friend: So what do you use to clean your dishes?
James: *My Dog*

[@loveleonk]

•VioNam• what kind of friends ask you that kind of question?

[@ponyoponyo576]

Literally my mom lol

[@sapphirebrillar8217]

It was a joke comment so.. *meh*

[@jamepix]

Sapphire Brillar piss off pisshead made of gachapiss you pisshole.

[@enderguyx2081]

Alright Jam, I dislike the gacha things too, but... that's a little bit cruel

[@tormlarwellplayz2121]

Step 1:get doggo to lick peanut butter covered microphone
Step 2 :realize you ruined your microphone
Step 3: buy a new one

[@_kydon_9620]

Step 4: realizes you are broke as heck

[@Will-cr9fj]

His purpose of buying the microphone was for this video

[@trash-panda4672]

LOL

[@turnip8049]

Step 4: Repeat

[@Your_nans_old_sock]

@@turnip8049 step 5: cover dog in peanut butter

[@urlocalpizzaboie9161]

Teacher: what did you do during your spring break
Me: I watched a dog lick a microphone with peanut butter on it

[@chrisdvorak5917]

*my second week back from break*

[@ryan_765]

That's beautiful

[@wjw8w8whhe]

I don't have spring break for another week ☹

[@fatpenguin0089]

@@wjw8w8whhe do I know you?
Cos same
And I have a friend that always says oof

[@iza724]

Definitely watching this all week for spring break 😂

[@yuessc]

Everyone talks about him sacrificing the Mic, but who else is loving the Fresh, Untouched Peanut Butter?

[@naomigwolfe8112]

Ikr and the creamy one too so I wouldnt freak out from the chunks of peanut in it XD

[@aieza8767]

He is floof

[@spxcelyyt2014]

@BennieZeGeek496 *before* the mic touched it

[@AimRightHere]

Me

[@ellamcelroy831]

Me
I WANT PENUTBUTTERRRR
-log ur habit hood furrie

[@d1na7a]

*_how to do asmr_*
James: *_microphone gets floofed_*

[@sweettooth1940]

EpicDina
f l o o f e d

[@joaquinshrader5612]

This video is peak of humanity

[@fepiedad4494]

Btw this is Odd2sOut not Odd1sOut so the person is not James (well i dont really know) lol

[@bussyboppin]

@@fepiedad4494 bruhhhhhhh

[@togahimiko8702]

So many pb in the mic

[@bean2716]

James: Im bored **casually puts mic in peanut butter**

[@rarelove0304]

Xd

[@glep4015]

Twin Team Gamers yeah pretty much

[@encryptedstudios5969]

Tasty

[@takeycocoa7082]

Dog comes in yo fam is this my new toy

[@hivokii]

I’m allergic to peanut butter ;-;

[@jadestones8469]

James : look its peanut butter
Fluff : * bites mic*

[@EggsToYourBacon]

Me: **gets nervous and stressed for a minute for no reason**
You telling Floof to lick the peanut butter: **exists**
Me: Y E S

[@chefpeepee4548]

James : Shoves mic in peanut butter.
Chess Master's : *Outstanding Move.*

[@sunflower-pv2vn]

U know JEFFY!?

[@JH_Johnson]

Chef peepee did you do the dishes

[@nooshr_]

Chess master’s: shoves mic in strawberry jam
James: OH YEAH?!*shoves mic into your sooubway order*

[@whxatever_edits5967]

Go feed Bowser jr

[@zigged5296]

SML is trash and was good until Jeffy came along

[@maxcooper4818]

James: *shoves mic into peanut butter*
Me:...... *yes*

[@lilpotato3155]

that ONE loser :3

[@maxcooper4818]

@@lilpotato3155 :3

[@maxcooper4818]

@JustCARIS GURL no, I'm calling myself that X3

[@theradioactiveshark4984]

Also me: SHOVE THAT IN THE PEANUT BUTTER. HAARRRDDEEERR

[@chibeani]

Since we all know James likes to give his animals voices just imagine how difficult it was for him to try not to do that.
Edit: cute doggo btw

[@cringemachine1953]

Dog: sweet
Everyone: aww cute
Microphone: im dying

[@cherishbendyuwoch.b6868]

Meme Snake good one XD

[@wolfygames9559]

Meme Snake Poot microphone 🎙 ;-;

[@u-suf4620]

RIP

[@roses6799]

MattBloxx Gamer why?

[@ellementia]

Meme Snake microphone: h e l p-

[@hollydoes.]

That microphone was just dipped in peanut butter and covered in dog slobber
This is the way I want to go

[@punsoii3729]

And drowned in tap water

[@vickyliza83]

... MY GOD

[@Imphanda]

And he is now giving it away xD

[@cdub5665]

Microphones were definitely harmed in the making of this video

[@zandroid987]

You watch TerminalMontage

[@MrPotatoLadddd]

Rest in peanut butter microphone

[@McSinkyStreams]

Just a little

[@woodburr7717]

Sacrifices are to be made.

[@mimionoue8089]

1.5K likes

[@a-bellb6271]

The subtitles just make everything better. Subtitles:Fluuuufff commme heeerrreee ahrfdsaaaa

[@wellhelltherefellwhuman4637]

James: How much peanut butter?
Floof: *Yes.*

[@Lynds44]

James: *pulled dog away from microphone*
Dog: *Continues to lick despite body going in opposite direction*
Also James: *This is quality content!*

[@standingraccoon8875]

Yes

[@zareffarhaan6106]

Yes

[@rwar9613]

James:*puts expensive microphone
in peanut butter*
Me: weird flex but, ok

[@oniisashi]

What if it was a old microphone?

[@tonyaholman9184]

Syesha Pomares WhO cArEs

[@mihaicioara8181]

These have been the most productive 4 minutes in my entire life..

[@tumbber940]

I think it was more productive for James because he literally sat and watched his dog lick peanut butter off a blue yeti microphone in attempt to make an ASMR

[@theytmsquad102]

XD

[@the_majesticc_potato_2521]

That mic needs some serious fricken therapy now.

[@adriana3625]

The_Majesticc_Potato _25 ikr 😰😰 😂

[@heedfoo6780]

i read dis just when i was about to drink and spit out de drink i’ve already had in my mouth

[@CasperSpencer]

I think it enjoyed it.

[@the_majesticc_potato_2521]

@@heedfoo6780 aw man that sucks

[@the_majesticc_potato_2521]

@@CasperSpencer just look at the mic in the thumbnail tho

[@mauve4927]

The first thing I see...
James putting a microphone inside a peanut butter jar...
Me: 🤔🤔

[@togbot3984]

Na I could have done the same thing (like the doggo did)

[@juliapedigo3518]

Xd,me to,just a coincidance🤔
I think NOTTT 😅😎

[@daroshiin441]

•i l e a n a• ikr strangest thing ive seen all day (and i played fallout today mind you)

[@raptorkiller5885]

Me ahhhhhhHHhhHhhHh reeeeEEEEEEeeEeeeEe jump out of window

[@sjkad461]

People are talking about how sweet James is for dipping his microphone in peanut butter. I’m here thinking “What a waste of peanut butter”

[@melqdy7014]

title: *cute dog licks ear*
video: *_cute dog bites ears off_*

[@dinosrchestra]

"Honey why is there a suspicious hole in the peanut butter?"
"ItS NoT WhAt YoU ThInK!"

[@Adducisart]

Am i the only one who thought of that in a dirty way

[@hatlessgojira]

What do you mean

[@Yellownation]

@@Adducisart no

[@user-gw7rn8wu6b]

@@Adducisart no

[@no-me8iz]

Sexy Benjamin lol i thought of that too

[@thomasturner6980]

If James's audio quality is a bit dodgy next video then we know why

[@simonsantacroce1589]

Ha Ha! Dodgy

[@wetterneck12]

As a person that listens to asmr regularly i can
Confirm this gives pretty good tingles

[@icemagiciangh]

* First second of the video *
Lord, oh Lord, James, what are you *doing* ?

[@ASTRO_Ryu]

I agree

[@xxseendream._.5449]

James: here, the microphone!
Floof:
*F I N G E R*

[@rainbowclownfish5859]

I’m like 90% sure his microphone is broken

[@beachcombings]

Chloe Halstead I'm 100% sure

[@krzysztof.wierzej]

R.I.P mic

[@masonr3508]

Yeah rip Blue Yetti also rip my ears for listening to this for more than 5 seconds Lol

[@colinf3963]

Me me big boi. Boi big me big me me me boi big.

[@chloembosson4763]

Yea after he smothered it in peanut butter and the made hi dog lick it

[@ikeu.jaeyunie]

I recommend putting thin plastic on top of the mic so it won’t get ruined

[@SleeplessDylan64]

then it will sound wEiRd

[@ikeu.jaeyunie]

@@SleeplessDylan64 no it won’t, I tried it before, and seen it before

[@gamingwiththepritchards8838]

I'm having vague flashbacks to the video where he is talking about lip smacking anyone else

[@imnobody4416]

I was thinking exactly about that

[@tyranosaurusbex2950]

*_W A A A A A A A A A A A A A T E R_*

[@xycct]

@@imnobody4416 me too

[@mystic_mountain]

Stormstrike 2424 I read that as he dipped it in the water lol

[@harrishamid1459]

Nah I'm having Vietnam flashbacks

[@jmeahd1953]

Plot twist:
The peanut butter is a payed actor.

[@autumn_leavesx4422]

😂

[@brydendog7194]

:0000

[@Kate_H225]

The peanut butter is actually chocolate

[@trashedgamecube2730]

Sponge bob: BUT THEY ARE, (AND THEY'RE USING actors)
Mermaid man and barnacle boy: (gasp)

[@catack8973]

James: *Makes a video of dog asmr*
Start of Video: *Dips microphone into peanut butter like its nothing*

[@garythelifesquirrel3066]

Boba Kira It’s peanut not penut

[@gamergeeks9778]

I didn't notice until someone said something

[@xdotolotl5366]

He spelt it right Gary The Life Sqirrel

[@chillstate4209]

He has a new one and use the old microphone (the one kn the video) and record the audio

[@graysonsmithson420]

X Dot he has edited so now u can’t see he/she made a mistake in spelled

[@ASMRisation]

i loved the way man's glided away 😂

[@Notlucas390]

James: I hate ASMR.
James 2 years later: but I like dog ASMR!

[@ZertroRetro]

James 7 years later: *I hate Cat ASMR*

[@rodrigoluna2736]

@@ZertroRetro James 10 years later i love cat asmr

[@pista695]

@@ZertroRetro You are lier!

[@ZertroRetro]

@@pista695 Uhhh. Is this a joke

[@pista695]

@@ZertroRetro oh. Sorry

[@TTVArgusGuy]

This is April 1st, why are we getting actual good content instead of jokes?

[@orangedrawz7209]

Idk

[@orie9912]

Odd1/2sout: *good content*
Odd2sout: *great content* April fool's!

[@jabbawookeez01]

Its the one day a year he makes serious content. Thats y.

[@Tigertail5000]

bleh

[@GSar12]

That is the joke

[@myrtlelloyd8484]

What worries me is that this wasnt posted in quarantine

[@Aubreyb07]

It didn't scare me until I read this comment

[@JoseMorales-wz5uq]

1 hour ago

[@grass7821]

39 minutes ago

[@theholyegg6917]

17 minutes ago

[@loof8713]

1.0 seconds ago

[@zane_theloner57]

I remember when this first came out and it was the best thing ever

[@bonelessorphans]

James: sticks his microphone into peanutbutter then tells floof to lick the microphone then leaves while wearing gloves then puts his microphone into the water
Me: hello 911 there is a microphone abuser

[@squidwardtentacles2129]

Why did I read microwave instead of microphone.

[@Kyle-fm4gq]

L e l

[@crobbo6607]

@@squidwardtentacles2129 me too
Reading.exe has stopped working

[@pkyeet3391]

Floof is techno's dog's name. Odd1sout stole the name lol

[@briannapope654]

10/10 for james's struggle of getting his doggo over there.

[@dollpartprincess]

Welcome back to another episode of James Ruins His Microphone

[@ERROR-zj5bv]

XD

[@yellowwatermelon2342]

XD

[@larohe]

XD

[@yellowwatermelon2342]

@@larohe XD

[@Kiki-ib4fn]

XD

[@gabrielacardenas799]

this is no joke the cutest dog i’ve ever seen in my life omg

[@whosriley403]

James: buys expensive microphone. Shoves In peanut butter
Viewers: 👏 👏 👏

[@asphyxia8430]

Then puts it in the sink!

[@prodoctober]

Shoves, I’m peanut butter

[@theghostlyspirit6927]

Quality content

[@extradrippypicklejuice]

Ya gotta love it

[@marmello2456]

It costs 20$

[@meikitotoku]

Mic: exist
James: *it's free real* -estate- *peanut butter*

[@spaceboi1472]

Free real peanut butter

[@sofiarosier9115]

Nah more like
Peanut Butter: Exists
Mic: *it's free real estate*

[@meganpedro8355]

*Friend ask what I do in my spare time
*Flashback to this
Me: n0tHing!

[@Dirtytheif]

Megan Pedro ME

[@snakereacts4832]

624 likes in 10 hours WOW!!!!!

[@193O5-d4e]

774 likes in 11 months WOW!!!!!

[@Shenanigans0911]

i will name my firstborn child floof in honor of the dog who created this masterpiece

[@memint2474]

The non-transparent transparent dog emoji in the thumbnail is really relatable

[@jazzyjaz5910]

meMint true!! 😂

[@enderspell]

Omg yes xD

[@dessheerin4278]

Lol yes

[@NJWebCrawler]

🐶

[@sumanap6921]

James:I need to get rid of my mic,might as well dip it in peanut butter
P.S I know the mic is new

[@leroi3756]

Best Asmr I’ve heard in a long time am I right or am I right.
-sees him scooting out of frame-

[@milo_alstar]

Animal Doctor: now... with what did you feed your dog... peanut... butter......

[@valentinacamilleri8731]

Me: (at beginning of video) Damn that microphone looks expensive
James: Proceeds to dip it in peanut butter
Me: ಠ_ಠ

[@RiiftzYT]

It is called a blue yeti, and costs over £100, or $105

[@RiiftzYT]

@@cryptidcreative said it before you thoooooooo😂😂

[@themuch21]

@@cryptidcreativeyeah but you get better mics for less.

[@caimin6425]

Valentina Camilleri trust me may look expensive but xlr microphones what major streamer youtubers and artists use are amazing this blue yeti or any usb microphone could never even come close to comparing to xlr all major artists like drake and so many others rappers and even pewdiepie use xlr usb is terrible compared to xlr

[@RiiftzYT]

@@caimin6425 I use a blue snowball ICE microphone. It's really good and only costs £60.

[@tartagliafr]

1019: My dog licked my face
2019: My dog licked my microphone
*Yeah, they do that*

[@cringe4260]

3019:my dog licked my di-

[@owarr_]

3019: my robot dog licking a ultra micro phone

[@dorimoni6888]

*fan shock*

[@redplaysgames3096]

1000: dog licks

[@TaeRose29]

Aww I loved you “ yea they do that” at the end 😂

[@calthecat6527]

The odd1sout 2016: asmr is weird
The odd1sout 2019: floof licking peanut butter off a mic

[@DrMoonAtNight]

This was uploaded on April Fools so uh... yeah

[@KitKat-hk8op]

TheOdd2sOut*

[@KitKat-hk8op]

@Just Some Random Creeper true

[@sazzahko9931]

2020:

[@Verdictionist]

2020.

[@Mehmedi_404]

Dog after tasting peanut butter microphone: WHY IT SPICYYYYYYY 🥵

[@tyrone6887]

Some Person : *Searches dog ASMR*
James : hold my non alcoholic beverage.

[@alyssataylor6871]

James: Hold my pouch

[@LukewarmAnimations]

Hold my diamond sword

[@pastel-mochii4415]

Hold my peanut butter

[@jolenegerhardt367]

BigBoy Banana hold my sprinkles.

[@soraketsueki5885]

James: hold my Fanta *some person: ok

[@garlicbread4407]

Me: Why did i click on this i don't like ASMR
James: Puts microphone in peanut butter
Me:I will watch this

[@soupy_shark]

MOOD.

[@howdy1812]

Hamiltrash :3 WORK

[@soupy_shark]

Crying in L.A. YAS QUEEN!

[@isabelmartinez428]

Reeeeeeeeeee

[@peripheralblur]

@@soupy_shark And peggy

[@darkgaspar1987]

Dips mic in penaut butter
Gets mad cause got peanut butter on the floor

[@sid1307]

Dark Angel HAHAHAHHAH

[@quetzalcoatlus5656]

Awww Floof Is A Flood of Cuteness 🥰🥰

[@grassywings7095]

Microphone be like: James you know I have a peanut allergy!
James: I have an idea

[@numble9773]

LOL

[@laggydim5000]

The only way to overcome it

[@ashleyteems2167]

Your microphone will forever smell like peanut butter and dog slobber
Edit: Ok I'm stupid I can't spell so

[@Shadow-qq4qc]

Mid Crazy don’t you think he got a new one 🤣🧐

[@musiclover7279]

*slobber

[@jasonorme748]

The best smell

[@neobonney]

Lol

[@musiclover7279]

@@carmenrosales3438 they edited the comment 🙄

[@datardzzzjj]

Screams while whispering. “COME HERE ITS PEANUT BUTTER, MMM YUM!” - James 2019

[@rewavaity23]

Me owning the same mic: *now all I need is peanut butter*

[@r34lest.rod05]

James: I’m bored
Also James: *shoves microphone in peanut butter*
Me: wth is going on

[@btsfanboyd7557]

@Justin Nguyen i like ur pfp

[@jmc5893]

Also also james: get this dog to lick my peanut butter covered microphone

[@r34lest.rod05]

Justin Nguyen well sorry I was too lazy to scroll through the comments

[@peeetaw6900]

*ears bleeding* Why did I subject myself to this hell you ask? Because I like James’ content and there’s a cute doggo, that’s why.

[@thesirchef]

Who is jame?

[@dedchanel4002]

@@thesirchef *it's the peanut butter*

[@peeetaw6900]

Oh oops

[@progressionistsexe7210]

@@dedchanel4002 you fool, it's the mic

[@laurensflower8184]

Yepppp same

[@Kittygurl08]

This is the true meaning of life

[@penguinfan4221]

10 seconds in I’m being drowned by peanut butter

[@mightymixsal]

lol

[@angelinej9409]

I love the captions😭🔥

[@someperson37]

At least it’s not clickbait.
That’s a cute doggo

[@hydro_flask3230]

I deserves a boop

[@saanvi444]

Honestly...
I have no words for this masterpiece

[@Fancjak]

U did
I have no words for this masterpiece

[@camilamorales1786]

Sunset Gacha wow so cool

[@camilamorales1786]

Ew

[@bounsanithinthiphab9155]

Me too buddy me too

[@redactedgamersgd1788]

I have a word
*SUCC AS NIGAAAAS*

[@moon-lo4ne]

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
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This is Floof (don’t ask why Floof has pointy ears it went wrong) Floof is a cute doggo. Floof has licked a microphone with peanut butter.
Floof is happy because of that. Floof is nice.

[@envyy5914]

Moon Meow Floof is nice

[@christopherbrangwynne7683]

Pets floof*

[@pobz3832]

Why are his ears pointy

[@love-so-sweet]

floof bit me bc I stole floofs peanut butter ;-;

[@redrose8467]

Floor is from itsfunneh tho! Not the odd2sout!

[@greenberrygk]

I’m not here for ASMR, I’m just here for the dog

[@wolflordzgaming5367]

Me: don’t watch ASMR videos
James: puts cute doggo in title
Me: I’m clicking on this

[@DepFromDiscord]

James: *buys expensive mic*
Also James: *dips it in peanut butter and dog slobber*
Me: yeah ok

[@jamepix]

I’ve been apart of his channel for a while, and that mic is actually really old and he hasn’t used it in a while.

[@letsplay6796]

JamEpix Yeah.

[@niharika7755]

@@jamepix what??????

[@h0rcrux774]

@@niharika7755 whatt?????????

[@harleylol5981]

@@h0rcrux774 whatt??????????????????

[@memeges5021]

Nobody:
Odds1isout: * dips microphone into peanut butter *

[@ap-studentarjaymocoy9839]

Hello 🅱orgers I mean 🅱orges

[@blohppy8706]

Hi 🅱️orges

[@miley8500]

morges “odd1isout”

[@h0neyj4r41]

morges ? Who are you

[@fabled2448]

U mean... the odd 2s out

[@LivingBeing5576]

I love how I don't care about the dog licking the mic, I care about how there will forever be peanut butter on that microphone.

[@burekman1239]

I just thought it was gonna be a 10 second video of james screaming

[@Aleksaurus]

Watch the last part it's AMAZING also, do I know you from somewhere?

[@slushedd]

I'm the 100th like :3

[@burekman1239]

Can you watch my video i want to hit 100 views

[@leelu8053]

Floof’s mind: ew you NASTY!!
Later: Oh, food.
*starts licking*

[@abiplays7454]

Lol

[@adamsweakaf]

Mom: So what did you do today?
Me: It's complicated...

[@darrocan7043]

Lol

[@Bee-sn3wk]

xD right

[@Ok-rn8nx]

This isn’t more satisfying then my pineapple glasses 👓

[@acousticgu1tarnizild_]

all of your satisfactions are the same :)

[@williamhinson2863]

I only clicked this video because it had a dog (and he's so precious.) also
James: *buys expensive mic*
Also James: LET'S PUT IT IN PEANUT BUTTER!!

[@flodoesstuff664]

She's* so precious

[@williamhinson2863]

rose nom nom oh she's a girl that was a mistake (which is what my mom said...jk.)

[@ikeasnake]

I sub to you

[@lotl3557]

@LemonJuice I never knew Floof's gender...

[@makaylagooddagger4139]

Well, he didn't know. He is only 22!!

[@HTPCYMC]

I’m holding back tears... this video is so powerful.

[@misskeisha6838]

How to properly clean your metal computer YOUR PROFILE PIC IS SOOOO FITTING 😂😂😂😂👌

[@wackyweiner7679]

Shut your sensitive ass up

[@wackyweiner7679]

Nvm I just cried

[@Qinglady-ue6wm]

James: I don’t like ASMR videos.
Also James: *_DOGGIE COME OVER HERE AND HELP ME DO SOME ASMR_*

[@shibedd]

HOW DO YOU HAVE 195 LIKES AND NO REPLIES

[@LunaI811]

oMg HORROR AND IF YOUR AT FUL VOLUME AND HEAD PHONES OMG 0OF

[@auroraskyz2146]

That not james that JAME that james's brother/twin

[@mr.jangles400]

@@LunaI811 I am😂

[@iihxneyd3wii]

Bruh you shouldn’t be here then if you do not like asmr

[@lucasagustinchinen8039]

Next time:
-Microprone repair service ASMR
-Responding PETA comments ASMR

[@Frs2727]

Jenious