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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 43 тыс.

  • @nodog3743
    @nodog3743 5 лет назад +762

    “Oh I didn’t see you there.”
    *Has microphone and camera set up...*

    • @liamwest8969
      @liamwest8969 5 лет назад +21

      No he just always has those wherever he goes

    • @noobysan709
      @noobysan709 5 лет назад +1

      Nice one

    • @kaitlynfriedman7337
      @kaitlynfriedman7337 5 лет назад

      🔹 *WAN8T ME? LO4OK, I MASTBATE NAK8ED,снеск2 VIDеО.*

    • @RogueRaven117
      @RogueRaven117 5 лет назад

      Ruffa Proschwitz I didn’t know these scams were a thing

    • @Obot1121
      @Obot1121 5 лет назад

      What are you doing in my house?

  • @joshsipe5216
    @joshsipe5216 6 лет назад +8101

    Wow his human animation is great

  • @BeepBoopButWithoutTheBeep
    @BeepBoopButWithoutTheBeep 6 лет назад +306

    Why is his laugh so wholesome?
    That’s the gIFT I want for Christmas

  • @user6243
    @user6243 3 года назад +462

    James: “merry Christmas”
    Me: *watching this in mid July*😐

  • @ellen-dy8po
    @ellen-dy8po 5 лет назад +626

    Someone commits murder
    James: Merry Christmas everyone.

    • @bxoo_j
      @bxoo_j 5 лет назад +1

      Wow

    • @dylanellis3349
      @dylanellis3349 5 лет назад +3

      Someone stole a grinch
      James:but you stole it
      Someone commits murder
      James:meery Christmas everyone

    • @cheesecake3112
      @cheesecake3112 5 лет назад

      OopaDoopa08 Correction:
      Meery Christms

    • @eleanorrussell1780
      @eleanorrussell1780 4 года назад +1

      Umm... I'm watching this on the wrath XD
      Hi I'm from the present time and I have no idea what this said but the for the like :)

    • @grace-gb3gq
      @grace-gb3gq 4 года назад

      *meery chritms

  • @Lalasfritas
    @Lalasfritas 6 лет назад +257

    The thumbnail looks like James is selling *free real estate*

    • @goonsdirge3464
      @goonsdirge3464 6 лет назад +3

      * waves you in closer *
      * meery chritms *
      * makes the face *

    • @slimeysnails2024
      @slimeysnails2024 6 лет назад +2

      *whispers very loudly* it’s free real estate

  • @Coco-apl
    @Coco-apl 6 лет назад +518

    Random person : my pet died
    James: MERRY CHRISTMAS

    • @tandemi777
      @tandemi777 6 лет назад +2

      Random person:
      Random person : my pet died
      James: MERRY CHRISTMAS
      Me: It's I WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

    • @toytle3983
      @toytle3983 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @madisonbertrand217
      @madisonbertrand217 6 лет назад +14

      no.
      someone: my pet died
      james:
      yeah... they do that

    • @jpatel4170
      @jpatel4170 6 лет назад +5

      James: yeah... they do that

    • @michaelk5976
      @michaelk5976 6 лет назад

      🤣

  • @zerro_ducks_given5662
    @zerro_ducks_given5662 3 года назад +331

    “eat your homework
    do your school
    stay i vegetables”
    - James 2018

    • @theseasonoflove10
      @theseasonoflove10 3 года назад +7

      No, - How To Do It Easy 2018

    • @anvithequarsonist
      @anvithequarsonist 2 года назад +1

      It would have been funnier if he said “Don’t Stay in School”

  • @r2ube
    @r2ube 6 лет назад +535

    James: Post Anything
    Trending: it's free real estate

    • @FoxSkyKid
      @FoxSkyKid 6 лет назад

      So relatable

    • @AniP_art
      @AniP_art 6 лет назад +3

      I mean it's like youtube's giving him what they didn't.
      this year only 3 odd1sout vids were trending and 1 was music vid.
      That's why they are giving him trending spot now.

    • @r2ube
      @r2ube 6 лет назад +1

      Anirban Prottoy His animation didn't make trending but him reading for 16 minutes did, if he posted a video of absolutely nothing for 10 hours, people would still love it.

    • @fuc8896
      @fuc8896 5 лет назад

      Nice

  • @aer0xstride491
    @aer0xstride491 6 лет назад +533

    *_So he bans "gift" but not V-bucks?_*

  • @---sin---
    @---sin--- 6 лет назад +158

    James looking like the "it's free real estate" guy in the thumbnail

  • @SweeteaDove
    @SweeteaDove 3 года назад +303

    My dad's family was Jewish, but they still celebrated Christmas- so instead of a Christmas Tree, they had a Hannukah Bush

    • @idkanymore9894
      @idkanymore9894 3 года назад +9

      I’m Jewish and I don’t get a Hanukkah bush 🙁

    • @SweeteaDove
      @SweeteaDove 3 года назад +10

      @@idkanymore9894 Then get a Hannukah Bush

    • @idkanymore9894
      @idkanymore9894 3 года назад +6

      @@SweeteaDove my dad would probably say no

    • @SweeteaDove
      @SweeteaDove 3 года назад +10

      @@idkanymore9894 Draw a Star of David, go outside, and tape it onto a random bush-
      (Or set the bush on fire for 8 days)

    • @idkanymore9894
      @idkanymore9894 3 года назад +7

      @@SweeteaDove maybe the first option but I use an electric menorah let alone SETTING A BUSH ON FIRE 🔥

  • @Vanishedcash
    @Vanishedcash 6 лет назад +2760

    My boy is #1 trending. Very proud. Merry Chrysler

  • @connorm.8203
    @connorm.8203 6 лет назад +26053

    Gift

  • @sevvzrr
    @sevvzrr 6 лет назад +331

    this is just one big reading test for James.

  • @MyxIsNotHome
    @MyxIsNotHome 3 года назад +11

    My family makes a village of tiny gingerbread houses every year. The village always has some sort of morbid thing in it though. One year it was a guillotine, another it was a well to drown people in. This year we have an electric chair in the village. The past two years I've also made one of the houses into a shack that has "HELP" written on it and we put that house at the edge of the village. This is how we celebrate Christmas.

  • @Sarah-sm3wd
    @Sarah-sm3wd 6 лет назад +185

    *someone dies*
    James: Merry Christmas!

  • @codiesmith7058
    @codiesmith7058 6 лет назад +124

    "Meery Chritms"
    10/10👏

    • @cjgarcia9346
      @cjgarcia9346 5 лет назад +1

      AEeeee😀😀😀😀🤗🤗

  • @silvurr7124
    @silvurr7124 6 лет назад +281

    *effort has left the chat*
    *Trending has entered the chat*

    • @riya6474
      @riya6474 6 лет назад

      Kacper 89 stop

  • @hekkn
    @hekkn Год назад +4

    I come back to this video every now and then just for the funny stories and the vibes. I've heard these all before, but they're so good and James' delivery is incredible. I don't know how else to explain it.

  • @darkcatstudios
    @darkcatstudios 6 лет назад +81

    I love how you have a Christmas blanket with comic sans font

  • @_anyways.edits_3431
    @_anyways.edits_3431 6 лет назад +207

    *How the kid stole the grinch on Christmas*

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 6 лет назад

      Eggo Waffle yes

    • @misses1768
      @misses1768 Год назад

      ❤ Jesus is King! 👑🩵💕🦋💕🩵
      Jesus died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day. Repent and believe in him as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved! God bless! 🩵💕🦋💕🩵
      💕🌸🌺Romans 10:9-11 KJV 9 that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. 🌺🌸💕

  • @octavia8603
    @octavia8603 6 лет назад +462

    Congrats for number 1 on TRENDING

    • @kayprosser1542
      @kayprosser1542 6 лет назад

      Do I want money tap my profile
      WOW U GOT FOOOLED

    • @ee4142
      @ee4142 6 лет назад

      Better than Pele Lons

    • @josephtreweeke1631
      @josephtreweeke1631 6 лет назад

      @@ee4142 legend says that if you spell the name in the normal way, you lose your sense of humour.

    • @yaseen5033
      @yaseen5033 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/v_Ume7SE_is/видео.html

    • @grindinghalt6155
      @grindinghalt6155 6 лет назад

      Seth Weeke r/wooshed boi

  • @Latxely
    @Latxely Год назад +15

    How much do you wanna say "merry Christmas?"
    James:yes

  • @mewqoo4532
    @mewqoo4532 4 года назад +2094

    Ahhh who doesn’t love to watch Christmas vids in august

  • @jwalt2577
    @jwalt2577 4 года назад +660

    *Me awkwardly sitting in the corner because I’m watching this in April.*

    • @marciecola1820
      @marciecola1820 4 года назад +2

      lol me too

    • @buddy8285
      @buddy8285 4 года назад +3

      Did it pop up in your RUclips recommendations aswell, thought I was the only one

    • @marciecola1820
      @marciecola1820 4 года назад

      @@buddy8285 yup lol

    • @amberlewis012
      @amberlewis012 4 года назад +1

      Gee thanks RUclips for recommending videos from quite a while ago and one that I watched like 10 times!

    • @mayleegaming_playz9418
      @mayleegaming_playz9418 4 года назад +1

      Oof me to

  • @Kaistr0
    @Kaistr0 5 лет назад +557

    2:31 And you stole a chip poster from Sooubway...
    P.S. thank you for 500 likes!

    • @sillycatgaming1234
      @sillycatgaming1234 5 лет назад +3

      Right Twix gift

    • @dirpmussolini790
      @dirpmussolini790 5 лет назад +3

      In the story he was supposed to throw it away

    • @vimcraft_
      @vimcraft_ 5 лет назад +3

      He technically didn't stole it he took it instead of throwing it

    • @apetnamedsteve4406
      @apetnamedsteve4406 5 лет назад +1

      Vimal's Channel so it's not stealing

    • @vimcraft_
      @vimcraft_ 5 лет назад

      @@apetnamedsteve4406 it's not stealing coz it was no ones property as it was gonna be thrown

  • @greysonbischoff462
    @greysonbischoff462 Год назад +21

    Its so great to see his improvement in art. THIS LOOKS SO REALISTIC. Good job man, keep it up

    • @VSS_3
      @VSS_3 Год назад +1

      I hope this is a joke

    • @greysonbischoff462
      @greysonbischoff462 Год назад +2

      @@VSS_3 bruh

    • @VSS_3
      @VSS_3 Год назад +1

      @@greysonbischoff462 wdym bruh I was asking a question

    • @greysonbischoff462
      @greysonbischoff462 Год назад +2

      @@VSS_3 it was joke

    • @VSS_3
      @VSS_3 Год назад +1

      @@greysonbischoff462 ok that was all I needed to know

  • @mirandawallis3799
    @mirandawallis3799 5 лет назад +271

    Those 2.9k dislikes are from everyone that put the word gift in their comment😂

  • @tricia2658
    @tricia2658 5 лет назад +593

    Mind: don't say it
    Don't say it
    Don't say it!
    Me: *GIFT*

    • @errdouw
      @errdouw 5 лет назад

      Tricia Q hehe GIFT GIFT GIFT GIFT

    • @dampfrog671
      @dampfrog671 5 лет назад

      Potato Chan Potato gift gift gift fusbsiwndue

    • @Dysnomia333
      @Dysnomia333 5 лет назад

      Hehe

    • @allycate9899
      @allycate9899 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @boof9883
      @boof9883 5 лет назад

      Hahahahaha verry funny

  • @juniipurr22
    @juniipurr22 6 лет назад +213

    5:57 *missed opportunity to say "it was the nightmare before Christmas"*

  • @squilber2177
    @squilber2177 3 года назад +25

    Wow this animation is so realistic!

    • @omerzilberman975
      @omerzilberman975 3 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @misses1768
      @misses1768 Год назад

      ❤ Jesus is King! 👑🩵💕🦋💕🩵
      Jesus died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day. Repent and believe in him as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved! God bless! 🩵💕🦋💕🩵
      💕🌸🌺Romans 10:9-11 KJV 9 that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. 🌺🌸💕

    • @squilber2177
      @squilber2177 Год назад +1

      @@misses1768 girl what

  • @uhhhmmj8450
    @uhhhmmj8450 5 лет назад +545

    This is late but.... James’s laugh is so precious

    • @pllaceh0lderr
      @pllaceh0lderr 5 лет назад +16

      I thought I was the only one who would point that out. I was just scrolling through the comments to see if I was truly alone or not

    • @superhero2460
      @superhero2460 5 лет назад +13

      moonlight._. jeri I have a crush on James he’s cute

    • @ethangriffeth3679
      @ethangriffeth3679 5 лет назад +9

      Alright guys, that's enough.
      Lol

    • @cat-vc3yk
      @cat-vc3yk 5 лет назад +1

      Sumukha Shashi nobody cares

    • @inlovewmalak
      @inlovewmalak 5 лет назад +2

      @@cat-vc3yk um THATS RUUUDE
      So shut the flip up

  • @TJToons
    @TJToons 6 лет назад +623

    *I said present and still didn't make it lol* 👌

    • @thesidecharacter3274
      @thesidecharacter3274 6 лет назад +7

      OMG TJ!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

    • @ribles6509
      @ribles6509 6 лет назад

      TJ Toons lol

    • @Past3lPawz
      @Past3lPawz 6 лет назад +1

      TJ Toons lol same

    • @finnlangeveld4620
      @finnlangeveld4620 6 лет назад

      Lol m2

    • @thrillhouse65
      @thrillhouse65 6 лет назад

      R.i.p

  • @teehee7029
    @teehee7029 6 лет назад +204

    I just want a compilation of james saying merry Christmas everyone and his little giggles.

  • @reime3665
    @reime3665 2 года назад +10

    "About 4 years ago we were just getting out Christmas tree like usual. My family and i picked out a rather large one. Its was a 7 - 8 feet tall and very round. This was our first year getting our tree from a local tree farm. Everything went smoothly. Moving the tree to the car, taking it back home, and finally putting it up. Everything was fine. Until . . . a week or so after we had bought our tree , my mom noticed something crawling on it . She took a closer look to find a praying mantis . Nothing super unusual about this considering where i live . They tend to be fairly common . Common enough where you don't point it out to everyone around you when you see one . But upon further inpection of the tree , there were dozens , and i mean DOZENS of small praying manatises covering the entire tree . The first year we choose to support the local tree buisnesses in our area and we get a tree infested with praying mantises . We got it our of the house as quickly as we could but there were
    mantises falling out of the tree everywhere . It was a living nightmare .
    -Sophie Cronin
    "merry christmas"
    -James/TheOdd1sOut

  • @timechaser1119
    @timechaser1119 6 лет назад +420

    James has such a nice smile

  • @sophiagoncalves2830
    @sophiagoncalves2830 4 года назад +259

    The amount of times James say "Merry chirstmas everyone..."

  • @avalava737
    @avalava737 6 лет назад +283

    On Christmas morning when I was three, I wouldn’t get up to open my presents until I got chocolate milk. That was a fun Christmas. 😂

    • @gh05tb0yz
      @gh05tb0yz 6 лет назад +2

      When I was three I wouldn’t have gotten up for chocolate milk. I was the “Apple Juice Queen” (i dunno everyone in my family says I called myself that) so I would’ve only gotten up for apple juice 🍎 🍏 🍎 🍏 🍎 🍏 🍎 🍏

    • @reggif
      @reggif 6 лет назад +1

      Ava Nygaard lol 😆

    • @milster08
      @milster08 6 лет назад

      When I was three, one day, everyone went upstairs. I thought everyone had left. So, what did I do? I just sat on the sofa. Someone came down and asked what I was doing. I said I thought everyone left and... yeah...

    • @milksalmon
      @milksalmon 6 лет назад +1

      When I was three...I was three.

    • @izoraiza7169
      @izoraiza7169 6 лет назад +1

      This Christmas I got a My Little Pony Finders Keepers which is like toy inside a chocolate egg but only My Little Pony... Ate that immediately and I got Fluttershy which is the yellow pony with wings and pink hair that takes care of animals I also got a tablet which I used to type this comment... Yay! (I been needing a tablet built to play games that my phone can't play and to just have more games)

  • @caidensnyder9858
    @caidensnyder9858 2 года назад +15

    a few Christmases later and this is still fun to rewatch

  • @bi_king7074
    @bi_king7074 5 лет назад +396

    im actually dying, when he said "Alexa played thinking out loud by ed Sheeran" thinking out loud started playing on my Alexa. im wheezing.

    • @bi_king7074
      @bi_king7074 5 лет назад +3

      @김기성 omg loll, it actually happened again, but from a different video playing despacito xD

    • @babykitten206
      @babykitten206 5 лет назад +1

      SAMMMEEEEE🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sarabee10
      @Sarabee10 5 лет назад +1

      Lol that is histarrical!! 🤣🤣

  • @floatzilla2242
    @floatzilla2242 5 лет назад +361

    7:00 its harry in the corner

  • @RyelynCaster
    @RyelynCaster 6 лет назад +527

    He doesn’t even have to try to get on trending

    • @duckymomo5591
      @duckymomo5591 6 лет назад +3

      johnson Andy NO
      He
      IS
      God

    • @dbzlala17
      @dbzlala17 6 лет назад +1

      And that's why he gets on trending.

    • @gabrielgutierrez6313
      @gabrielgutierrez6313 6 лет назад

      i like the profile puc

    • @ajpretty6443
      @ajpretty6443 5 лет назад

      I saw you on another video, and I’m going to say the exact thing I said then. I see u Rachel Dare

    • @RyelynCaster
      @RyelynCaster 5 лет назад

      @@ajpretty6443 I see you too

  • @hydrashade1851
    @hydrashade1851 2 года назад +5

    In case you're gonna do this again, heres some stories:
    -one time when I was decorating the tree, my mom told me not to run. What did I do while holding a breakable ornament? I ran. I immediately tripped and the head of the ornament broke off. Im glad my mom has a hot glue gun.
    -one time while hanging an ornament, I fell off the chair.
    -we have strawberry rope things that me and my brothers throw onto the xmas tree and when I threw mine, it landed at the back of the tree.
    -my cat never climbs our tree, instead he plays with the ornaments at the bottom. My favorite got lost to time because of that.
    -we have a weird tradition where me and my brothers find pickle ornaments hidden in the tree. One time I had to help my 5'10 brother (I was 4'11 at the time) find one at his eye level lmao
    I have way too many lmao
    I just remembered one:
    -while we were getting the trees for my house and my grandmas, the manager of the tree farm called my grandma a whore and told her to get back in the kitchen when she didnt do shit. Safe to say we're never going back there again. But I am a bit surprised since we always head to that tree farm for our trees and nothing like that ever happened before. Same manager.
    I still have way too many.

  • @fluffysenpai3310
    @fluffysenpai3310 6 лет назад +83

    “Reach out to those who are spending Christmas alone”...
    *hi james.*

  • @boythatiscool
    @boythatiscool 4 года назад +220

    I like how after something traumatizing happens James says merry Christmas

    • @nohaerrr
      @nohaerrr 4 года назад +1

      Merry Christmas

  • @renskeschatorje3129
    @renskeschatorje3129 5 лет назад +1981

    Yes kids
    *eat your homework*
    *do your school*
    *and stay in vegtable*

  • @cheese8323
    @cheese8323 3 года назад +17

    My grandmas almost always says “why do you guys have too many shirts” i said we always get shirts on holidays (i have a brother btw)

  • @arshilatif1697
    @arshilatif1697 3 года назад +365

    Why is nobody talking about the guy (Shilo) who stayed all night covering the house in paper snowflakes for their mother, that story's so wholesome :')

    • @DuckingToasty
      @DuckingToasty 2 года назад +5

      I would do that but my mom does not care if it’s a white Christmas or not

    • @meowify69420
      @meowify69420 2 года назад +8

      But the cleaning tho

    • @misses1768
      @misses1768 Год назад +1

      ❤ Jesus is King! 👑🩵💕🦋💕🩵
      Jesus died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day. Repent and believe in him as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved! God bless! 🩵💕🦋💕🩵
      💕🌸🌺Romans 10:9-11 KJV 9 that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. 🌺🌸💕

    • @an_awkward_crybaby
      @an_awkward_crybaby Год назад

      @@misses1768ok

    • @Corb13
      @Corb13 Год назад

      @@meowify69420yeah the mom was probably pissed that she had to clean all thay

  • @devindaden4275
    @devindaden4275 6 лет назад +181

    0:10 "Why do I even put effort?"
    My life story.

  • @przemyslawdobrzycki3733
    @przemyslawdobrzycki3733 6 лет назад +402

    My battery is at 2%
    Anyways...
    *Merry Christmas to all of you people in the comments*
    🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

  • @gameonyt8961
    @gameonyt8961 3 года назад +10

    The exovert in James intensifies.

  • @joooxxx2244
    @joooxxx2244 5 лет назад +337

    The way he giggles. Oh goodnessssz

  • @lincolnburton7167
    @lincolnburton7167 4 года назад +196

    "Remember kids eat your homework, do your school, stay in vegetables and always make sure you can bake a decent sugar cookie."
    Life lesson right there kids. You can do anything as long as you can bake a decent sugar cookie.
    (Though I may cheat on the eat your homework. Why else would I have a dog?)

    • @zoebh5
      @zoebh5 4 года назад +1

      Thank you for that very insightful advice, I will definitely make sure to follow it. :) ;)

    • @crocdog5278
      @crocdog5278 4 года назад +1

      I give my homework to my dog

    • @nice-me9ce
      @nice-me9ce 4 года назад +2

      *W E A R Y O U R V E G E T A B L E S*

  • @holidayhome1541
    @holidayhome1541 6 лет назад +304

    All I want for Christmas is YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUr seatbelt.

  • @miraculousdream7028
    @miraculousdream7028 Год назад +8

    That was very entertaining!
    I usually have four Christmases every year cause my family's in so many different places an no one schedules line up... So I rarely ever have Christmas with my family on December 25th.
    Also I hate Christmas now cause last year it sucked. I had a super rbad migraine and I only remember getting a bunch of books for Christmas. And I hate reading paper back books cause they give me headaches.(I still haven't read a single one of those books and it's been a little under a year since I got them...)

  • @justleo5997
    @justleo5997 5 лет назад +383

    My Little sis used to pronounce "Steak" "Steek"
    Merry Christmas!

    • @why5126
      @why5126 4 года назад +2

      Stick

    • @lukajuric399
      @lukajuric399 4 года назад +3

      Stonk

    • @isabella-vb8jt
      @isabella-vb8jt 4 года назад +4

      Why did I also just pronounce “steak” as “steek” right now

    • @lukajuric399
      @lukajuric399 4 года назад

      @@isabella-vb8jt soul mates

    • @nvk0
      @nvk0 4 года назад

      *meery chritms*

  • @BillyButBetter
    @BillyButBetter 6 лет назад +1233

    when you said Alexa, play music, play thinking out loud by Ed Sheeran, MY ECHO PLAYED IT

  • @duck5843
    @duck5843 6 лет назад +209

    *All I want for christmas is for yoooooooouuuuuuuuu to where ur seatbelt*

  • @SpinnR_FX
    @SpinnR_FX 3 года назад +5

    Here's a list of all the stories with timestamps. You can thank me later.
    1:00 Secret santa coal
    1:07 Santa cookies
    1:12 Broken legs
    1:28 "Santa?!"
    1:37 Dogs cant eat presents
    1:46 sHiRT
    1:48 Fake snow
    2:00 The grinch -stole christmas- was stolen
    *Help i am still here and i am questioning why i am doing this heeelllllpppp*
    2:46 dangerous kitten
    2:53 Opening present pictures
    3:06 Get better grades
    3:10 cArrOTs fOR saNtA
    3:49 Robot servant
    4:02 Rock for dad
    4:05 Glow stick juice
    4:18 Dog for christmas :D (*I want a dog for christmas, pls? no? ok.*)
    4:44 Grandma tree fart
    5:09 Preying mantis tree
    6:00 "I'm already tracer"
    6:59 Coat hanger and staple
    7:09 Fiery hair
    7:16 Simon night
    7:46 Self wrapped gifts
    7:49 Disney christmas
    8:05 Surprise! Its paper!!!11!1! :D
    *Day 55 and i am still writing this, why?.... why... that is the question...*
    8:18 Don't copy the grinch when he eats onions.
    8:35 "Well it is an *I* pad, why are you so sad?"
    9:10 7? no its 3.
    9:23 dONt gO IN bAsEMenTS
    9:39 -Dog- Human toy
    9:59 Lactose free santa
    10:13 NFL Dad (This story is by panting squidward. ok. sure iguessidontknowwhatiwasexpectingbutsure pbpthgdhdsb)
    10:27 "Krampus story"
    10:41 Eating pretzels that are actually dog poo
    11:24 Haunted tree
    11:45 Satellite repair man is santa guysss!!!11!!!111 :OOOOO WOWWEEEZOWEEEZZ (Lol what am i even doing anymore)
    12:05 Scrap what i said before, Santa is dad guyyyssss!!!1!!11!111!1!!!
    12:40 Little brother teddy
    *Here we see, a wild BlakespinnerFX in their natural habitat, as you can see when they are bored they like to make random comments, here we see the creature slow decent into madness.*
    13:09 Failed sugar cookies
    13:44 Happy punchness!
    13:58 Holly Jolly
    14:12 Chihuphobia
    14:48 Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak!
    15:37 "I'm jewish"
    Oh sweet mother of odd1sout its over, anyway this took like an hour soooo... byeeee

    • @tuxedosforsale
      @tuxedosforsale 3 года назад

      The “im already tracer” one was i think from a meme-

    • @SpinnR_FX
      @SpinnR_FX 3 года назад

      @@tuxedosforsale thanks, I ended up looking it up and it was from a song

  • @aryan1985
    @aryan1985 5 лет назад +144

    Plot twist. The cup was empty and the phone was dead.

  • @liltacoo
    @liltacoo 6 лет назад +211

    I just noticed that Merry Christmas on the thumbnail isn't spelled correctly xD

  • @wintersgalaxys7834
    @wintersgalaxys7834 6 лет назад +520

    * after reading weird story*
    James: Merry Christmas everyone

    • @HelenGPitts
      @HelenGPitts 6 лет назад

      Previous month I was able to pull my first five figure paycheck ever!!! I've been working for this company on the net for 2 yrs now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the best thing regarding it is that I am not really that tech-savvy, they just required basic insight into internet and common typing skill...Amazing thing about this work is the more time I got for my kids. I am able to enjoy quality time with my friends and family and look after my children and also going on vacation together with them very consistently. Don't avoid this opportunity and try to react fast. Check it out, what I do... *bay25­.­c­o­m*

    • @chatbleu0476
      @chatbleu0476 6 лет назад

      @@HelenGPitts weird flex but ok

    • @pakwarrior1112
      @pakwarrior1112 6 лет назад

      @@HelenGPitts you posted the same comment in jaiden animation's latest video

    • @nadiamcneill5316
      @nadiamcneill5316 6 лет назад

      He said that ten times. 😂

    • @pakwarrior1112
      @pakwarrior1112 6 лет назад

      @@nadiamcneill5316 what, why would anyone do that?

  • @simonleva3805
    @simonleva3805 Год назад +3

    "So it turns out they switched the chocolate with actual dog poo"
    What kind of a parent in their right state of mind would do that to their child?! 🤦‍♂ He was right! They really needed help!

  • @drinkmoreoil
    @drinkmoreoil 6 лет назад +118

    But James....theres nothing in that cup.

  • @taipaletivaeatangitau5924
    @taipaletivaeatangitau5924 6 лет назад +722

    #1 Trending
    Well not anymore

    • @seangilmore_
      @seangilmore_ 6 лет назад +1

      Taipaleti Vaeatangitau first

    • @enderwolf9578
      @enderwolf9578 6 лет назад

      Taipaleti Vaeatangitau it’s not on trending anymore :/

    • @seangilmore_
      @seangilmore_ 6 лет назад +1

      Ender Wolf u wrong

    • @pastelfox8592
      @pastelfox8592 6 лет назад

      *ur gift is a light*like

    • @hyperonkoolaid5506
      @hyperonkoolaid5506 6 лет назад

      Wow I know everybody is wondering this. "How is this #1 Trending?"

  • @avaclairescales4259
    @avaclairescales4259 6 лет назад +127

    Congrats on #1 trending

  • @unrealisticallysarcasticav172
    @unrealisticallysarcasticav172 3 года назад +1

    I love him saying merry Christmas after the story he tells,, it’s so sweet

  • @jaquihernandez247
    @jaquihernandez247 6 лет назад +123

    I love his giggle 😆

  • @simonthewerewolf6891
    @simonthewerewolf6891 6 лет назад +185

    The Grinch stole Christmas and later the Grinch got stolen

    • @bigape0
      @bigape0 5 лет назад +2

      The Grinch did get stolen

    • @mintiwolff
      @mintiwolff 5 лет назад +1

      By christmas

  • @kamstrz
    @kamstrz 4 года назад +337

    Holy crap I just realized the thumbnail “Merry Christmas” was not spelled correctly. It’s been like a year.

    • @tangosf98
      @tangosf98 4 года назад

      lol

    • @Exxioz
      @Exxioz 4 года назад +8

      Meery chritms

    • @christopherestella3712
      @christopherestella3712 4 года назад +1

      Maeriy craeistmeiaseie eiavaiereyoeine
      Iefe youeire weiateicheingei aetie craeistmeiaseie tieme obwiouswy

    • @Sea_Leech
      @Sea_Leech 4 года назад +1

      Meery Chritmas

    • @Brrrr2
      @Brrrr2 4 года назад +2

      It was obvioustly a joke

  • @JustPlainRex
    @JustPlainRex 3 года назад +21

    His voice is so soft and elegant

  • @bel-td5uk
    @bel-td5uk 6 лет назад +381

    13:59
    There is a little girl in the reflection of the fireplace

  • @luluopal16
    @luluopal16 6 лет назад +135

    My comment didn't make it, but this video is the perfect GIFT for anyone this Christmas!

  • @sairamanning5023
    @sairamanning5023 6 лет назад +225

    YES KIDS
    *eat your homework*
    *do your school*
    *and stay in vegtables*

  • @aa-jf5gu
    @aa-jf5gu 2 года назад +4

    Gotta watch this every year

  • @victoria-yx5sz
    @victoria-yx5sz 6 лет назад +149

    *wow James u got #1 trending again*

  • @spinnysocks
    @spinnysocks 6 лет назад +142

    2:53 I swear I see a flying insect. Another moth you got there James?

  • @shelbyg.8867
    @shelbyg.8867 6 лет назад +112

    So I'm the gift wrapper in the family, and while I was wrapping a present I ran out of tape, so I told my mom I needed more. On Christmas day I looked under the tree and saw a pack of tape with ribbon on it and a name tag with my name on it. It was from my mom. I asked her why it wasn't wrapped and she said to me, "Sorry, we were out of tape."

  • @mitdit5821
    @mitdit5821 Год назад +1

    It's fun to watch this every Christmas

  • @bispen
    @bispen 6 лет назад +1008

    Idk how you aren't Twitter verified

  • @sebastientaylor8505
    @sebastientaylor8505 6 лет назад +110

    13:14 how’s that air tasting, James?

  • @dejanevaeh
    @dejanevaeh 5 лет назад +190

    Is anyone gonna talk about his thumbnail it says Meery Chrstms
    Lol I'm dying

  • @kinga_yt
    @kinga_yt 3 года назад +1

    James: You couldnt say Gift
    Me: O ye
    GIFT.

  • @RustyGreen21
    @RustyGreen21 6 лет назад +171

    4:10 I’ve broken glow sticks in my mouth before.... more than once

  • @bobbobbo7219
    @bobbobbo7219 5 лет назад +538

    99% of comments everyone keeps on going that James is hot
    1% other random stories

    • @kenos1956
      @kenos1956 5 лет назад +1

      lol true

    • @mrsharkrex6209
      @mrsharkrex6209 5 лет назад +1

      true and i'm just sitting there and saying:uhhhhh sirouly?

    • @sweetpop_1314
      @sweetpop_1314 5 лет назад +4

      Well he is😏

    • @kguitarplaying
      @kguitarplaying 5 лет назад +1

      James looks like joji (filthy frank)

    • @Gerno_
      @Gerno_ 5 лет назад +1

      Gift
      Giftcard

  • @nb-wg1jc
    @nb-wg1jc 4 года назад +330

    James: your mom should've said " we're leaving out carrots for the reindeer"
    All the moms watching this: write that down write that down

  • @Magz_kilgore
    @Magz_kilgore 2 года назад +2

    It’s not Christmas without this video

  • @ayoitsnick
    @ayoitsnick 6 лет назад +194

    Those 2k people disliked this and all of them are the ones who put gift or gift card. O;

    • @redevan7110
      @redevan7110 6 лет назад

      U just put gift card

    • @redevan7110
      @redevan7110 6 лет назад +1

      So did i oh no

    • @gamer234e
      @gamer234e 6 лет назад

      @IF YOU REPLY TO ME THEN YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE im a asshole yay

    • @lhowel1
      @lhowel1 6 лет назад +1

      I got i gift card for bath and body works and clairs and i screamed and cried happy tears for no reson.. xD

    • @Nordic404
      @Nordic404 6 лет назад

      no they are jewish xD

  • @cryptacide4814
    @cryptacide4814 6 лет назад +342

    Me - I'm going to say the G Word
    Spam Bot - That's spam you can't say the G Word

  • @zipy9966
    @zipy9966 6 лет назад +332

    its a christmas miracle! im in the video!!! 0:06

  • @celiac.8509
    @celiac.8509 Год назад +3

    One time I was putting present under the tree and I was standing there watching the TV (we were watching Christmas Story) and my mom had crawled up behind me to check the tree water. I stepped backwards not knowing she was there and fell like a cartoon character. We laughed for like 10 minutes.

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 6 лет назад +1687

    *_I'M GONNA SAY THE G WORD!!_*
    *G I F T*

  • @hdexotic1914
    @hdexotic1914 5 лет назад +754

    nobody:
    not a soul:
    james literally every two stories: *merry christmas everyone*

  • @hypixelmaster272
    @hypixelmaster272 6 лет назад +72

    Take a shot every time he says “Merry Christmas”

  • @aislyn4717
    @aislyn4717 3 года назад +1

    James the entire video: *waves mug around cutely*

  • @amediocreventriloquist9355
    @amediocreventriloquist9355 6 лет назад +462

    This guy reminds me of theodd1sout
    Edit: Wow. So many people are getting wooshed so hard right now.

    • @robinlaceishere
      @robinlaceishere 6 лет назад +32

      Funny. I thought it was Bo Burnham...

    • @shadow-_-7637
      @shadow-_-7637 6 лет назад +6

      He is theodd1sout this is his second channel

    • @LinkachuHQ
      @LinkachuHQ 6 лет назад +36

      @@shadow-_-7637 r/whoosh

    • @adinom687
      @adinom687 6 лет назад +5

      I can see it.

    • @adinom687
      @adinom687 6 лет назад +5

      Both Odd1sout and Bo Burnham*

  • @leannac9761
    @leannac9761 6 лет назад +105

    Person that left comment- It was a living nightmare
    James- *Merry Christmas!*
    Me- ...

  • @Gensis
    @Gensis 6 лет назад +220

    Merry chrisis

  • @MiaPiaCutie
    @MiaPiaCutie 3 года назад +2

    I’m watching this in summer 😂