1v1 Me In Clubhouse Games...You Won't (Clubhouse Games)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @NoxionDesign
    @NoxionDesign 3 года назад +1385

    Imagine being a child just trying to play some classic board games in this time of quarantine only to sit down across the table from SmurfMaster Egg himself and have thousands of people go "Poggy!" while he grinds down your bones to dust

  • @benyed1636
    @benyed1636 3 года назад +953

    Hadn't seen Toy Baseball before and wasn't prepared for how comically bad it is.

    • @TheSniper9752
      @TheSniper9752 3 года назад +296

      The pitching psychological warfare elevated it pretty good tho.

    • @Lutukor
      @Lutukor 3 года назад +130

      The extreme brain breaking pitching of toy baseball is extremely OP. If they could just make it so the pitch actually releases a quarter of a second later it would be way better.

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt 3 года назад +12

      He do be melting brains tho

    • @patrickeiszele6135
      @patrickeiszele6135 3 года назад +8

      if he stood further away from the plate he wouldve actually won

    • @TuucciZ
      @TuucciZ 3 года назад +6

      Toy Baseball should continue into extra innings

  • @emeraldfir9
    @emeraldfir9 3 года назад +656

    "not the best game but I know how it is played" proceeds to double down and lose every time.

    • @johnnytwotimes7854
      @johnnytwotimes7854 3 года назад +31

      He said he knew how to play, not that he knew to play well lol

    • @rossschultz5620
      @rossschultz5620 3 года назад +10

      Haha I have my suspicions he’s never learned Blackjack

    • @mellowsign
      @mellowsign 2 года назад +5

      I almost clawed my eyes out watching him double down on that 15 vs. 10. Can a hand be much worse than that?

  • @LozanYo
    @LozanYo 3 года назад +120

    Toy Baseball is actually cursed. But I was laughing so hard at NL's banter.

  • @barmotor131
    @barmotor131 3 года назад +114

    I like that moment when Egg missclicked in Yacht Dice game and because of this, he didn't earn +35 bonus and lost. Ryan never change, love it

  • @I3asher
    @I3asher 3 года назад +188

    56:40 When you're absolutely in the zone.

    • @illucidate3749
      @illucidate3749 5 месяцев назад +13

      The Mind destroyer

    • @RonnstenEast
      @RonnstenEast 4 месяца назад +6

      Thank you for linking to "The Clip."

  • @isaacrobertson4374
    @isaacrobertson4374 3 года назад +88

    Northern Lion making fun of his opponent while pitching in toy baseball is not something that I would think I’d find as funny as I did but I died laughing that whole section was hilarious

  • @lotuseater21
    @lotuseater21 3 года назад +194

    boy how i've missed the clubhouse content. keep em comin, eggman!

    • @turretboi
      @turretboi 3 года назад +2

      Northernlion is just "egg"
      Ivo robotnik is eggman.

    • @lotuseater21
      @lotuseater21 3 года назад

      @@turretboi “reality can be whatever i want” ~Thanos-Sonic, 2025

  • @zenithyoda
    @zenithyoda 3 года назад +69

    ... and they are gonna be like "double bogey"|
    I literally spit my drink out at this.

  • @jgmelody
    @jgmelody 3 года назад +169

    Imagine if you ended with negative money in blackjack and then Tom nook comes and kneecaps you

  • @EvilCrookodile
    @EvilCrookodile 3 года назад +61

    NL getting absolutely eviscerated in blackjack and battle tanks back-to-back you love to see it

  • @Eclipse8502
    @Eclipse8502 3 года назад +101

    Kitchen Nightmares is hilarious.
    Owner“I need help with my restaurant, it’s failing!”
    Gordon ”I tasted , the food sucks”
    Owner”How dare you sir”

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 2 года назад

      I always assumed it was another member of staff who asked for help a large amount of the time

    • @namelessbacon9483
      @namelessbacon9483 17 дней назад

      ​@MrSkerpentine or just an ego thing of one of the most famous chefs saying you suck at your craft. Then also knowing it'll be seen by millions of people probably including your family and friends too.

  • @jasonfazio8212
    @jasonfazio8212 3 года назад +252

    I don’t think NL knows how to play blackjack

    • @AndrewPM12
      @AndrewPM12 3 года назад +15

      Or tanks

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 3 года назад +14

      @@AndrewPM12 I dont understand how he doesnt comprehend it after seeing the bullets bounce

    • @Zebo12345678
      @Zebo12345678 3 года назад +3

      He really doesn't. He decided it was a bad game because he doesn't know any blackjack strategy and doesn't really care to learn it.

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt 3 года назад +9

      "he decided it was bad" despite the fact that nl said black jack was probably one of his favorite casino games?

    • @Zebo12345678
      @Zebo12345678 3 года назад

      @@PuchuKt He's shit on the game a few times before iirc, but NL tends to give things the benefit of the doubt when he's put in front of them.

  • @_vox5189
    @_vox5189 3 года назад +38

    "21, well you gotta double down on this one..."

  • @coolfool183
    @coolfool183 3 года назад +5

    this is pure variety streamer dopamine poured into the synapse. an absolute dopamine agonist. completely blocks vesicle reuptake.

  • @affablegiraffable
    @affablegiraffable 3 года назад +13

    NL needs to come out with a parenting advice book. "don't worry about the baby. the baby cries, it's how it goes down"

  • @nicolasvidal92
    @nicolasvidal92 3 года назад +7

    I will never not love how fundamentally broken Toy Baseball is. Name a more powerful pitcher than the Spring Lord himself

  • @thelostcause7983
    @thelostcause7983 3 года назад +6

    57:00 "This is professor NL class is now starting please take your seats. Welcome to Psychology 101!"

  • @LolHero877
    @LolHero877 3 года назад +16

    NL playing toy baseball is the best content i've seen ina while

  • @DesertedEarl
    @DesertedEarl 3 года назад +22

    NL crowding home plate every time he swings: Why do I keep getting fouls?

  • @narcoleptic_owl
    @narcoleptic_owl 3 года назад +36

    Heartbreaking game of Yacht Dice.... the anti-pog of the whole video.

  • @Nerdburger27
    @Nerdburger27 3 года назад +21

    Wow that black jack game was brutal

  • @bryceyoung1203
    @bryceyoung1203 3 года назад +5

    I’m a casino dealer, I deal blackjack for a living. NL’s blackjack strategy physical damaged my heart.

  • @mr.waffles8739
    @mr.waffles8739 3 года назад +27

    I need more Yacht Dice in my life, also please please do Ludo sometime! Those videos are gold!

  • @NagleShrowd
    @NagleShrowd 3 года назад +5

    toy baseball was actually unironically some of the best content i've ever seen

  • @craigwalton84
    @craigwalton84 2 года назад +9

    NL actually cyber bullied that man at baseball on the top 3

  • @jlonzo5274
    @jlonzo5274 3 года назад +7

    Eggman discussing kitchen nightmares is a pogged experience I didn't know I needed in my life

  • @Jaruco2102
    @Jaruco2102 3 года назад +8

    that first blackjack game took me right back to nl’s gambling back in new vegas

  • @MrRoblox10
    @MrRoblox10 3 года назад +8

    Toy baseball made me realize that I miss super mega baseball, would love to see some more of it

  • @bevloy7517
    @bevloy7517 3 года назад +7

    Good video Mark. I really enjoyed it.

  • @MrRico2xy
    @MrRico2xy 3 года назад +18

    Bald Boomer bets his life savings on a kid's version of a casino

  • @Tzuumy
    @Tzuumy 4 дня назад

    'You'd be done when I'm up 6-0, but thanks for the tip... type shit'

  • @KaiTheKool
    @KaiTheKool 6 месяцев назад

    I’m convinced Tobi let you win that round of pool. He just felt bad that your 8 ball was 0.1 inches away from falling in the round before.

  • @shanrain10
    @shanrain10 3 года назад

    I've missed this so much. I been playing clubhouse games in my downtime at work this makes me very happy.

  • @zandeis
    @zandeis 3 года назад +2

    That yacht round was a roller coaster

  • @Oomykins
    @Oomykins 3 года назад +6

    The best thing I've ever done was hitting that notification button.

  • @TacoSnipezZ
    @TacoSnipezZ 3 года назад +11

    has egg ever played blackjack?? holy

  • @zerobadideas
    @zerobadideas 3 года назад +2

    Monkey Curling was the best part (or only good part, depending on your take) of Timesplitters Future Perfect :D I absolutely crushed it on my first attempt back in the day, it was magical

  • @playinglikeadamfidle8888
    @playinglikeadamfidle8888 3 года назад +9

    that blackjack was cursed

  • @beaniiman
    @beaniiman Год назад

    I loved that I played that curling game from the Olypics game. After that, I gave mad respect to the game. Its fun in any form.

  • @bettasplendens713
    @bettasplendens713 3 года назад

    Why is this so comforting?

  • @chadtopia
    @chadtopia 3 года назад

    this has started out, exactly as I expected it would. NL does not disappoint :P

  • @JackCoxMSquirrel
    @JackCoxMSquirrel 3 года назад +1

    All these reality tv shows have essentially the same title - noun, scary word.

  • @derekgaffney7344
    @derekgaffney7344 3 года назад +8

    The most fun I've ever had watching baseball

  • @singlenator9138
    @singlenator9138 3 года назад

    this is a nice throwback to when i first discovered NL and the Golden Goblet was clubhouse games. i'd love some trackmania one of these days

  • @bunp12
    @bunp12 3 года назад +2

    the last 10 minutes are gold

  • @mfkrwill
    @mfkrwill 2 года назад +2

    need a small return to 2 things:
    Clubhouse Games
    Spelunky 2

  • @robschilke
    @robschilke 3 года назад +1

    The color balancing in your camera looks great, Ryan.

  • @ajx4
    @ajx4 3 года назад

    NL: im waiting for a good curling game
    Mario and Sonic at the winter olympics: Am I a joke to you

  • @ryan_alexander
    @ryan_alexander 3 года назад +1

    Any other Vancouver frogs remember the days on Robson and Thurlow where there was a starbucks across from a starbucks across from a blenz across from a waves? that shit was wild

  • @ericjackson3532
    @ericjackson3532 3 года назад

    Thanks for the company lads

  • @RyeBread271
    @RyeBread271 3 года назад +2

    The percentage in that Yacht Dice game of rolling no 3's over the last two dice rolls was a 23.2% chance, the stats let you down on this one king

    • @cameronscott9399
      @cameronscott9399 2 года назад

      How? Each dice had a 1/6 chance of being a 3, so across 8 rolls that's 8/1 * 1/6 is 8/6.

    • @cameronscott9399
      @cameronscott9399 6 месяцев назад

      Came back two years later to be like "thats not how stats work" only to realise it was myself getting stats wrong. For reference for anyone else if you want to calculate the odds of something not happening, take the chance of anything else happening in one occurrence (so 5/6, given its rolling anything but a 3), then put that to the power of the number of occurences, so its (5/6)^8, which yes is a 23.2% chance lol

  • @username4312
    @username4312 3 года назад

    I was in tears after the 1st 2 minutes LOL the double down destroyed me lmao

  • @TheBernardPotter
    @TheBernardPotter 2 года назад

    Was not ready for you to make the worst play possible in every hand of black jack

  • @madmaneddy
    @madmaneddy 3 года назад

    Watching an egg play a physics based game like carrom proves just what you expect, eggs don't understand physics

  • @stingersplash
    @stingersplash 3 года назад +1

    I watched the first series of the US version as I had the DVD which is very rare now. It's definitely not as good as our version but still fun. Definitely more overboard there. I also went on a Gordon Ramsay RUclips binge last year. Hilarious stuff!

  • @MillionDollarAnime
    @MillionDollarAnime 3 года назад +16

    Just play shogi already NL
    it hurts seeing uploaded clubhouse games content without a single shogi game played still

  • @LockpickGamer
    @LockpickGamer 3 года назад

    Ryan has also infected me with the Kitchen Nightmare virus. I have since yesterday seen 5 episodes and I gotta say, I need more.

  • @rikolia
    @rikolia 3 года назад +3

    "I'm gonna play the single player campaign, I'm gonna defeat Gene Yuss." A man of culture I see.

  • @kaiclyre9227
    @kaiclyre9227 3 года назад

    Came for the baseball, stayed for the kitchen nightmares discourse

  • @ScottHyland82
    @ScottHyland82 3 года назад +2

    The baseball game was hilarious.

  • @TheWorldBelowDnD
    @TheWorldBelowDnD 3 года назад +1

    NL's tank salt is kinda great. I've definitely been there myself...
    Edit: that was honestly the poggiest baseball game... I'm loving this segment :)

  • @chasevandriel9720
    @chasevandriel9720 3 года назад +1

    I forgot all about that Al Pacino movie until he brought it up

  • @PsiVolt
    @PsiVolt 3 года назад +7

    I sure hope this blackjack game isn't indicative of the rest of the video

  • @NicolaeHolley
    @NicolaeHolley 3 года назад +2

    Toy Baseball is not a good game, but the third inning of NL pitching was gold-pressed pog.

  • @thisgoodenough8532
    @thisgoodenough8532 2 месяца назад

    Insane hearing the wee baby years later. Time flying

  • @DashOfInsanity
    @DashOfInsanity 3 года назад

    With how small the distance is from pitcher to bat + natural input lag from button, I'm surprised anyone can actually win Toy Baseball

  • @VoMAA_
    @VoMAA_ 3 года назад

    Easily the most entertaining gamer right now

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 3 года назад +2

    Yo don’t talk bad on my man Robert Irvine he could crush Gordon’s head with his weirdly huge arms

  • @briankemery459
    @briankemery459 3 года назад

    "If you could just get enough money to open a fast food franchise..."
    Yeah, with a small loan of million dollars a lot of things are possible, mate.

  • @thegreatders344
    @thegreatders344 3 года назад

    I've never seen anyone play blackjack so haphazardly before

  • @stingersplash
    @stingersplash 3 года назад

    Wow this is a blast from the past. I recently sold my copy as I stopped playing it. Fun times though.

  • @ethangriffith9415
    @ethangriffith9415 2 года назад +1

    Not even gonna lie this is how I learned blackjack

  • @oulaalia
    @oulaalia 3 года назад +1

    Commenting to show my appreciation for this video.

  • @slowbar1
    @slowbar1 3 года назад

    The return of Clubhouse!

  • @umbaupause
    @umbaupause 3 года назад +1

    Wait okay, just earlier today I thought about that "My name's NINO" meme. And now NL mentions him. How?!

  • @layala1000
    @layala1000 3 года назад +1

    Please play more of the toy baseball 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @mj1925
    @mj1925 3 года назад +1

    Got a play more baseball I subbed for that

  • @_roy_1_me643
    @_roy_1_me643 3 года назад +3

    Battle tanks was so good

  • @StrawberriCleric
    @StrawberriCleric 3 года назад +7

    "Flow Charts are fun" I dunno sounds like something a NERD would say (I'm kidding this video pogged out of control)

    • @TheRealPunkachu
      @TheRealPunkachu 3 года назад +1

      Pogged?
      |
      V
      Leave comment and like video
      Not pogged?
      |
      V
      Watch video for pog overdose.

    • @TheDarrenPR
      @TheDarrenPR 3 года назад +2

      Shadow banned!

  • @NotSkander
    @NotSkander 3 года назад

    is this the timeline where the egg challenges a ghost rida?

  • @zachsimpson5895
    @zachsimpson5895 3 года назад

    the gordan ramsey stories was an incredible bit that i related to sooo fucking hard

  • @heysimone
    @heysimone 2 года назад +2

    15:25 I’m on TV!

  • @aysus8570
    @aysus8570 Год назад

    not gunna lie, watching the blackjack gave me a stroke

  • @williamapple7705
    @williamapple7705 3 года назад

    Nice to meet you. Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners

  • @PuchuKt
    @PuchuKt 3 года назад +1

    Baseball is always fun...
    To watch

  • @UminokenOshanu
    @UminokenOshanu 3 года назад

    Yeeeeees more tiktok clip material!! We can make it to LSF again boys

  • @tjpecor8022
    @tjpecor8022 3 года назад

    Hey NL, love the clubhouse games video, keep owning nerds poggy thumbs up emoji

  • @Vario69
    @Vario69 2 года назад +2

    That toy baseball was such bullshit xD
    And why doesn't it give some fraction points for at least hitting the ball!???? NL clearly won that game but somehow it's 0 0, dumb game

  • @mfkrwill
    @mfkrwill 3 года назад

    Clubhouse is back bois

  • @Bexarbear9
    @Bexarbear9 3 года назад

    You know that guy has been playing battle tanks for years. Just getting enjoyment out of owning all of the noobs who recently installed the game.

  • @tcopeful
    @tcopeful 3 года назад

    as someone who loves blackjack, this hurt my soul

  • @lucasnadamas9317
    @lucasnadamas9317 3 года назад +2

    I get that he has absolutely no idea how to play blackjack, so I wont ask that, but I will ask, why does he think he knows?

  • @alexfreeman2883
    @alexfreeman2883 3 года назад

    Toy baseball is so pogged!

  • @RandolfTheGrey
    @RandolfTheGrey 3 года назад

    Dude that yachtzee game cut me deep

  • @Foodseyeguy
    @Foodseyeguy 3 года назад

    Gotta use the bounce on tanks... it's the best

  • @AwesomeJimJam
    @AwesomeJimJam 3 года назад

    yacht dive... so good

  • @joquerol
    @joquerol 3 года назад +12

    Commenting to boost this video. I want more of this and less of everything else. Not hatin' but the latest games in the channel haven't been my thing.

  • @jonathanoliveira326
    @jonathanoliveira326 3 года назад

    Anyone know why clicking the black bars on the sides doesn't pause, but only on NL's channel? Literally every other channel that works, but not on NL's videos for some reason

    • @Excessumamy
      @Excessumamy 3 года назад

      I'm curious, I don't know what you mean by black bars on the side? Are you on a tablet?

    • @jonathanoliveira326
      @jonathanoliveira326 3 года назад

      @@Excessumamy PC non fullscreen

    • @Excessumamy
      @Excessumamy 3 года назад

      @@jonathanoliveira326 hmm, does hitting the space bar to pause still work though? Or clicking say the center area of the video to pause? I'm sorry I don't have a solution regarding the black bars

    • @jonathanoliveira326
      @jonathanoliveira326 3 года назад +1

      @@Excessumamy It does, just not clicking the black bars. Thank you though, I was mostly just curious about why it only happens on these videos

  • @Dmoney720229
    @Dmoney720229 3 года назад

    As an ex waiter that waiter bit killed me