"Oh, dressed as the legendary Blackbeard this year, huh?" "No, I'm dressed as the psychopath serial killer who killed Blackbeard, carved his face off and put it over my own face to pose as Blackbeard."
Wind up Clown yes and that is kinda the whole ass point of it. How many people do you think actually know what this legend even is anymore. Just another forgotten Facebook thing that died just as quick as scaretheater made a video on it. I mean honestly the only people that really know about this is the people like me (and I’m assuming you as well) who like the smaller side of the internet legends. I put it this way for the people who remember to see it and be like “ohh shit I remember that!” And everyone else is just “your name doesn’t make sense and your pic is weird”. I’d love to continue on why I personally think I have an excellent profile name and picture, not because I think it is “creative” or “special”, but is instead made for the people who will realize and remember the thing itself. So let’s recap. TLDR like it because it is for people who are of the smaller minority that actually understand it.
I just want to let you know Ashens, whenever I feel blue, your videos put such a big smile on my face. Even if it sounds kinda cliché, it's the truth. I love your commentary and humour, and I really appreciate the work you put into it. Thank you so much! c:
Poundland boss: "How do we make a bleeding knife?" Poundland employee: "I know! Just put fake blood on a crappy plastic knife! They'll love it!!" Boss: "You are truly a genius."
I'm not really that confused aboud the footprints. One is someone stepping in a pool of blood, leaving the "negative" of his foot where it stuck on his skin, the other is that foot stepping somewhere else and leaving the bloody mark. The walking of windows bit is the part where it gets wonky... :P
This video made me actually laugh and i couldn't seriously laugh for over 15 years now . Thank you ashens i have severe clinical depression and no one made me this hard . Thank you ❤️
lmao you were looking at window sticker hands in your 2013 special, and you liked them and you said "can't wait until someone tries to copy this with spooky feet, face, or nose prints"
I've been watching Ashens' videos for years, but I've evidently missed the beginning of some long-running in-joke. Who is the creepy bearded face that keeps showing up?
+XanthinZarda I never liked candy corn, even as a kid. I always preferred 100 grands or crunch, or anything with carmel in the center, and butter fingers. MMMM butter Fingers. Or anything really, I am not picky about my candybars, expect mounds and almound joy.
+XanthinZarda How do they compare to the Haribo ones? Being in the UK I have never had them. I want to import some to try, but I don't know which are the good brands.
It's time for the Halloween song, everyone! "Spooky scary skeletons with shivers down your spine. With shrieking skulls who'll shock your soul and seal your doom tonight!"
i still remembering watching your channel 7 or 8 years ago and you still have the same couch. Now i'm here still watching your video and still the same couch, ha ha. Love your videos man.
17:31 It's not a Witcher's hat, it's a witch's hat. Witchers don't wear any, they wear armor and 2 swords. and google voice captions picked up "a witch has had" . . .
I know I’m a little late and this question is irrelevant but I’m Australian and most Aussies don’t do Halloween, so can you please tell me what Candy corn tastes like? People always say it tastes bloody disgusting but then why do companies still produce it?
@@korahall5540 People either like it or they don't. I personally don't think it's that bad. It kind of tastes like a hardened marshmallow or something but it's still chewy.
They still sell Dreft Laundry Detergent in most US grocery stores. One specialized to be lightly fragranced and such for infant clothes, and the regular one. Comes in powder and liquid.
+Jake Sharratt (worldofjake2012) The classic Sheep in the big city. Our Angry scientist friend works with Private Public and General specific, to capture our hero sheep for their world domination plans that require a sheep powered ray gun to work.
What you said about dollarama: Here in Denmark, we have a store-chain called Tiger (because the coin representing 10 dkk is called a 10'er (ti'er)).. :P Back when I was a kid, even when I was a teenager, they had the store divided into two parts: The cheap front part where everything was 10 dkk, and the expensive back part where everything was 20 dkk.. :D That was good times.. ^^ At some point, stuff costing 30, 40, and even 50 dkk snuck its way into the store, and now the intire store is a mish mash of prices ranging from 10 dkk, to 200 dkk! :O They might even have more expensive stuff, but I have yet to encounter that... Also: That lamp in the end; Bach in the day, there was a much more impressive version of that.. :P It was made of metal, with shilouette cut outs, and it was loosely attatched to a candle holder.. ^^ The heat from the candle would then make it spin around! :D So you could, for instance, have a witch flying round in circles on your walls.. ^^
4:45 fun fact: all of their budget went into designing and fabricating those lower jaws. They already had the moulds for and a crap load of jaw-less skulls.
I'm sure someone has already replied but Dreft does still exist. It's marketed at least here in the US toward mothers with infants or toddlers because it makes your laundry softer or something. Idk but I bought it for my daughter's laundry back when she was an infant.
My friend had actually gotten my block-tech for my 7th birthday. Despite the horrible quality control, I enjoyed the set he had gotten me. It was a police motorcycle thing, I played with it for hours
The small figurines are meant to populate decorative towns that are popular as holiday decorations. The biggest brand that I know is Department 56. Most people buy them for Christmas time, creating little picturesque towns covered in snow with electric train sets running through them. But the hardcore collectors will fill entire rooms with such towns, and keep them around all year long. You should give high-quality candy corn and rice crisipie treats a try if you get the chance. Good candy corn is made of honey and melts in your mouth, and the best rice crispie treats are made in the home. :)
I have to work this morning, but I still have time for Ashens! I will always have time for Ashens, even though I woke up at 5:30 and it's almost 6. My residents can wait!
I love how ashens has kind of always existed regardless of everything else on youtube.
5 years later; still true!
7 years later
As a content creator on RUclips, I resent you implying that I don't exist.
@@Boogie_the_cat Until now you didn't
@@itsTodd 17 years now Stu’s been on RUclips.
"Oh, dressed as the legendary Blackbeard this year, huh?"
"No, I'm dressed as the psychopath serial killer who killed Blackbeard, carved his face off and put it over my own face to pose as Blackbeard."
CounterNerd nice Stuart pfp
Yeeeesss, _dressed_ as the psychopath serial killer who killed Blackbeard, carved his face off and put it over my own face to pose as Blackbeard...
I was hoping for 9 Halloween vehicles.
Next month at a glance: NINE THANKSGIVING VEHICLES
+Banana Manorism we don't celebrate thanksgiving in the uk 💁🏻
+RichardPlaysStuff 9 Bonfire Night vehicles!
+SBG Haseo 9 Valentine's Vehicles
+Fiona Gordon Yes, we do.
9 Christmas Vehicles
The weird bloody feet stickers could work on a tiled bathroom floor. :)
its still all better than the inflatable crown from loot crate.
The fucking inflatable fucking crown
+cmdfarsight A cheap quick halloween outfit! The king/queen of tat!
No need for any other accessories, just wear the hat and you're good to go.
That was shit... BUT OCTOBERS LOOT CRATE WAS AMAZING
Harry Lawson Twas pretty awesome. Waiting for the inevitable Ashens video.
+Harry Lawson that hover board won me instantly
To be fair to the Bleeding Knife, it's a good way of getting a tube of fake blood for 50p.
It's not a bad knife too tbh
@@ryanlewington6 Spray paint the blade chrome, and you've got a decent Ghostface knife.
Your about a year too late on that one
Ahenobarbus Henocied is ahenobarbus henocide even still a relevant interweb spooky
Wind up Clown yes and that is kinda the whole ass point of it. How many people do you think actually know what this legend even is anymore. Just another forgotten Facebook thing that died just as quick as scaretheater made a video on it. I mean honestly the only people that really know about this is the people like me (and I’m assuming you as well) who like the smaller side of the internet legends. I put it this way for the people who remember to see it and be like “ohh shit I remember that!” And everyone else is just “your name doesn’t make sense and your pic is weird”. I’d love to continue on why I personally think I have an excellent profile name and picture, not because I think it is “creative” or “special”, but is instead made for the people who will realize and remember the thing itself. So let’s recap. TLDR like it because it is for people who are of the smaller minority that actually understand it.
Candy Corn is interesting, you either absolutely despise it, or you enjoy it.
Agreed
+Crabmaster Like marmite.
+FirestarJ or anal
+Crabmaster I like it when it's fresh, but old stale candy corn is the most vile thing in the world.
+Crabmaster it's literally just some sugar and candy binder it's pretty whatever
I just want to let you know Ashens, whenever I feel blue, your videos put such a big smile on my face. Even if it sounds kinda cliché, it's the truth. I love your commentary and humour, and I really appreciate the work you put into it. Thank you so much! c:
"Bleeding Knife with Blood" As opposed to the ones that bleed milk?
***** Thank you! :)
Great for murderers who love cereal.
thats probably already been banned now
Matthew Breach Or cereal killers
My weiner bleeds milk when I play tugowar with it 😊
zombie car.... really?
+Draegast Your on every video........dun.............dun...............dun also i love your vids :P
Don't forget the zombie gas pump... Also, Hi drae
+Draegast oh maaai gaaaawd its youuuuuuu! now when is new magic store video? :D
+Draegast Zombie car and Zombie garage door opener
I just finished watching your hulk videos XD
This and the Christmas special are my favorite videos from Ashens.
Poundland boss: "How do we make a bleeding knife?"
Poundland employee: "I know! Just put fake blood on a crappy plastic knife! They'll love it!!"
Boss: "You are truly a genius."
Employee:Thank you *tips cheap witches hat*
+Spork healy in that case I assume the boss was wearing a fucking inflatable fucking crown
😂😂😂
"Oy, carefull where ya stick that bleedin' knife"
I'm not really that confused aboud the footprints. One is someone stepping in a pool of blood, leaving the "negative" of his foot where it stuck on his skin, the other is that foot stepping somewhere else and leaving the bloody mark.
The walking of windows bit is the part where it gets wonky... :P
It's a ghost, innit. The one that's "flayed" is where they're currently standing and the other is where they just were.
"What is a zombie car?"
This question will forever haunt me.
Maybe it was made at the Anti-Chrysler building
This video made me actually laugh and i couldn't seriously laugh for over 15 years now . Thank you ashens i have severe clinical depression and no one made me this hard . Thank you ❤️
How are you holding up now, 7 years later?
@@augustoof13 uh oh...
Ashens: do you know what this looks like?
Me: *on the edge of my seat*
Am I the only one who thought of Miss Havisham from Great Expectations when he said the bride was left at the alter?!
*looks at thumbnail*
"Looks like we're going to have a bad time."
Kids like you...
S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N H E L L
Getttttt
Dunked onnnn!!!
+One Grumpy Cat WHY IS ASHENS CRYING
BECAUSE HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON
NO I JUST GOT OVER THE FEELS
+Leo Estrada
GEEEET DUNKED OOOOOOON
lmao you were looking at window sticker hands in your 2013 special, and you liked them and you said "can't wait until someone tries to copy this with spooky feet, face, or nose prints"
I mean the 2012 special
There's a button called "edit comment".
Oh shit I'm early better comment a quality fucking comment
''THIS BE SOME GOOD SHIT''
yeas
+Spider-Man Nailed it
The zombie businessman looks an awful lot like Beetlejuice...
thank mr skeltal
Draw Ashens porn please. For research.
+Dr. ViperKevin Porn you say? 8)
+Dr. ViperKevin Oh god, yes, please! xD I invoke Rule 34 on Ashens!
doot doot sleep tight puppers
lol
I've been watching Ashens' videos for years, but I've evidently missed the beginning of some long-running in-joke. Who is the creepy bearded face that keeps showing up?
+Michael Vaughan I'm wondering the same thing my friend
+Michael Vaughan Yea I've been wondering that too.
+Michael Vaughan its mentski
*****
who's bald harry?
Am I really that oblivious? I didn't see a bald man at all. When did that happen?
Only one brand of candy corn is even worth it: Brach's.
+XanthinZarda Even then...its still bad.
TheLastRaven6 Bad to 'eeeeh', but not 'blech'. They aren't waxy, for one.
+XanthinZarda I never liked candy corn, even as a kid. I always preferred 100 grands or crunch, or anything with carmel in the center, and butter fingers. MMMM butter Fingers. Or anything really, I am not picky about my candybars, expect mounds and almound joy.
+XanthinZarda How do they compare to the Haribo ones? Being in the UK I have never had them. I want to import some to try, but I don't know which are the good brands.
FirestarJ Wouldn't know, haven't had a point to compare to.
Ive been waiting for this! :D Been watching the 2014 one all last week! Thank you +Ashens !
Dollarama is canadian they have ones all over my province
im from Nova Scotia
Kevin Carey im from ontario
I'm from home.
yes all over quebec too
Nukez Most of the stuff from there isn't garbage though
I've been waiting for this all year.
I am loving the Mr Benn reference.
"And as if by magic the shopkeeper appeared"
I'm always delighted when the end screen comes up and there's still a minute or so of shenanigans.
2:30am ......Time for Ashens
Fucking degenerate
3am :>
+Johnosaurus 2 59, actually. ugh.
Lol all you non sleepers, it's only 9:28 pm here in Canada! >:D
tis 05:26am scrubs
That sigh at the end sums up my emotions over Halloween.
Those lights are still brighter than my future will ever be...
Harvey Fuller damn...
When watching Ashens..
Easter, Halloween, Christmas and Valentine's Day are never too early or late.
It's time for the Halloween song, everyone! "Spooky scary skeletons with shivers down your spine. With shrieking skulls who'll shock your soul and seal your doom tonight!"
awesome I've been waiting all month for this!! Halloween wouldn't be that same without an Ashens showing tat video.
Holy Crap! Dollarama is in Canada! I've seen that mask!
Ah, new Ashens seasonal specials. They always cheer me up.
The new Nerd³! Good luck!!!! Can't wait for it, it's going to be _amazing_!
I look forward to this every year
Candy corn will definitely scare away anyone who goes near it.
Candy Corn is so good, you guys are weirdos.
+Ethan Wilson I agree tho
bloody ell ive been watching ashens for just over 3 years now, i feel so sad and lonely
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula!
|m/
I can't stop watching the intro over and over again
"For a sequel, I would want 3D Blood footprints." - Ashens
Anyone could do what you do on your channel but no-one could do it quite like you, you make me laugh so much.
Looks like I won't be going to bed till 3 am
I always get excited about these videos, I don't even know why
I'm surprised you actually spelled "thank mr skeltal" right and didn't mangle it into "Thanks Mr. Skeletal" like some fuccboi.
thank mr ashen
My day is complete. My daily dose of Ashens!!!!!
The 3rd regeneration of the Nerd lived for 10 minutes ,RIP...
i still remembering watching your channel 7 or 8 years ago and you still have the same couch. Now i'm here still watching your video and still the same couch, ha ha. Love your videos man.
17:31 It's not a Witcher's hat, it's a witch's hat. Witchers don't wear any, they wear armor and 2 swords.
and google voice captions picked up "a witch has had" . . .
I live for these holiday specials tbh
innit
+Slaughterrific Oi mate
The word that immediately makes us think of Halloween.
To winnit
I love the way he always chuck the items across the sofa 😂😂😂😂
The UK doesn't have candy corn? Well, you're not missing much. :P
@@Kiroisawesome05 Hello there. :3
@@Kiroisawesome05 Well I agree. I'm one of the few people who actually likes candy corn.
I know I’m a little late and this question is irrelevant but I’m Australian and most Aussies don’t do Halloween, so can you please tell me what Candy corn tastes like? People always say it tastes bloody disgusting but then why do companies still produce it?
@@korahall5540 People either like it or they don't. I personally don't think it's that bad. It kind of tastes like a hardened marshmallow or something but it's still chewy.
They still sell Dreft Laundry Detergent in most US grocery stores. One specialized to be lightly fragranced and such for infant clothes, and the regular one. Comes in powder and liquid.
Laughed so hard at the Sons reference xD
I look forward to this video every goddamn year :D
I am not mad! I am angry! I am an angry scientist!
(whoever gets that reference gets a gold star)
I don't reckon you'll give many stars out
Gust Gost OK then, I was referencing Sheep in the Big City.
+Jake Sharratt (worldofjake2012) 2obscure4me
+Jake Sharratt (worldofjake2012) Sheep in the big city. Classy!
+Jake Sharratt (worldofjake2012) The classic Sheep in the big city. Our Angry scientist friend works with Private Public and General specific, to capture our hero sheep for their world domination plans that require a sheep powered ray gun to work.
Just wanted to say, your reviews are great. Love your sarcasm and you have the perfect voice for it, too.
more like "A load of Ashens up their nose" innit? : D
What you said about dollarama: Here in Denmark, we have a store-chain called Tiger (because the coin representing 10 dkk is called a 10'er (ti'er)).. :P Back when I was a kid, even when I was a teenager, they had the store divided into two parts: The cheap front part where everything was 10 dkk, and the expensive back part where everything was 20 dkk.. :D That was good times.. ^^ At some point, stuff costing 30, 40, and even 50 dkk snuck its way into the store, and now the intire store is a mish mash of prices ranging from 10 dkk, to 200 dkk! :O They might even have more expensive stuff, but I have yet to encounter that...
Also: That lamp in the end; Bach in the day, there was a much more impressive version of that.. :P It was made of metal, with shilouette cut outs, and it was loosely attatched to a candle holder.. ^^ The heat from the candle would then make it spin around! :D So you could, for instance, have a witch flying round in circles on your walls.. ^^
Who is that bald guy that keep popping up randomly in ashens videos haha 😂
No... I'm pretty sure it isn't Doctor Who.
He's some other RUclipsr, I have never watched his videos, but I know he's a content creator.
+raspberryice Mentski. He makes videos about retro games and other stuff.
obviously it's Anton LaVey
+raspberryice he makes song albums called "satanic rituals"
Another great video ashens I love watching your videos and your humour is easy on the ears cheers mate don't shed any tears keep growing your beard
Who'd have thought his beard would last longer than his hair.
"And sneezed out the sofa" I would say jizzed on the sofa.
i've got the chills rattling my bones right now
4:45 fun fact: all of their budget went into designing and fabricating those lower jaws. They already had the moulds for and a crap load of jaw-less skulls.
I once got a Block Tech 5 pack and the two builders were called...wait for it...
Bob and Larry.
Sprue-ey Spare-ey Tat and Toys
Make Stuart Ashen screech
You'll shake and shudder in exticy when you hear his unscripted speech
It's not unscripted. He does some ad-libbing while filming, but he starts with a script.
I'm sure someone has already replied but Dreft does still exist. It's marketed at least here in the US toward mothers with infants or toddlers because it makes your laundry softer or something. Idk but I bought it for my daughter's laundry back when she was an infant.
I'm flagging this video, it was too spooky.
That light at the end is probably the best thing in there.
+Ashens you and Dan got me
My friend had actually gotten my block-tech for my 7th birthday. Despite the horrible quality control, I enjoyed the set he had gotten me. It was a police motorcycle thing, I played with it for hours
They made their first halloween (Fake lego) set
someone tell them to never make them again....
Hearing Ashens say "innit" is the greatest thing ever
man :( I wish I could say assed. Like 'i couldn't be assed to do it' but it doesn't work with an american accent :(!!!
I am from Pennsylvania and I still say, "I can't be arsed," all the time!
come on guys, I can't be assed to read all these comments lol
"Right. I suppose I'm going to have have to bite into this and then just regret the fact I was ever fucking born" You're bloody hilarious hahah
As an American, I find candy corn to be utterly disgusting.
+Timothy Verheyn Jr. Same
Its weird most people hate it but I like it
+Billy Fusco Jr. Ikr
Good job not replacing Nerd^3. Proud of you Ashens.
best thing you got in that whole lot is the LED pumpkin lights.. the rest is pure shit that I am surprised you didn't set on fire...
Every year, I wait months for this one holiday. Some part because its cool. But mostly, I just love Stuart's Halloween specials.
why has this shown up as a recommendation at least 6 times in a row?
+BeanEatsBean s Spooky.
The small figurines are meant to populate decorative towns that are popular as holiday decorations. The biggest brand that I know is Department 56. Most people buy them for Christmas time, creating little picturesque towns covered in snow with electric train sets running through them. But the hardcore collectors will fill entire rooms with such towns, and keep them around all year long.
You should give high-quality candy corn and rice crisipie treats a try if you get the chance. Good candy corn is made of honey and melts in your mouth, and the best rice crispie treats are made in the home. :)
hey ashens, remember your 2013 Halloween special with the hand prints, and you made the joke foot prints would be next...you were right
There were no hand prints in the 2013 Halloween show.
Oh my that description, I am spooked already.
3scary5me
Nailed it
21scary69me
+Euan Tulip No.
+Euan Tulip 64763673536563546546356356276473674564772663763754735735635375364564645646454745464546454646466445646474663737363646464653671881817626363646747484940438384747466454 scary 453653626782887466465646636456475473788292091873737747567;84884940983837363637738838939392993837374646645637737287166263663737383838393949493838383737327727738848494984746634353646848499383762541526737888499475764 me
AgentTasmania oh ok
I have to work this morning, but I still have time for Ashens! I will always have time for Ashens, even though I woke up at 5:30 and it's almost 6. My residents can wait!
Did anyone get the bonus party popper review at the end of the video?
I was looking to see if anyone else noticed that lol
lol
You've inspired me to shop more for tat at my local family dollar. Hurrah.
"Reject from sons of anarchy "
been waiting for this poundland haloween tat all year
God damn it Ashens, where's the Silver Skull?
It's 3 am and I started laughing laughing like crazy when you said "a weird cat who's ass has exploded".
"It smells of mank with a sweet aftertaste" - Ashens
After 10 seconds of Googling, it turns out that Dreft is an actual brand of baby detergent and laundry products still around today.
Pls add jump scare warning. It was far too spooky.
YEESS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!