Gen 9 "Leaks" Pokémon Meme Review
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The April 2022 episode of ASPITPIAY, aka Pokémon Meme Review!
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Mikey: Claims Dr. Squatch doesn’t have a trading soap game
Also Mikey: Immediately knows how to play.
That right after the yu-gi-oh meme was absolutely brilliant I was smiling the entire time
I am convinced that Mikey and Grunty Boi rehearsed this Dr. Squatch advert in advance, to play off each other so perfectly.
ikr
Well it's very much yugioh based
Heart Of The Soaps
The amount of energy Mikey puts into his promos and ads are why he's one of the only ones I don't skip them for
same
I liked the video because of the promo...
tru
It actually sounded like a yugioh match XD
fr
I like how Eeeveee in the fake leak list is just Dudunsparce in a nutshell
He had scarily accurate predictions for gen 9
I know the one at the end was supposed to be a joke, but they got a bit of it right, actually. It's pretty creepy. Instead of Eeeveee, we got Dudunsparce.
@@lunayoshialso the fighting type tauros
That sponsor segment was easily one of the funniest I’ve seen in… maybe ever. 😆
"No! Saving money? I only know how to steal!!!"
And it was perfectly timed with a Yugioh meme right before it
You're new here, aren't you?
@@thespriteofhumanity i react early
@@thespriteofhumanity 43 seconds ago moment
Mikey: " wait did you just summon a whole bunch of stuff in one turn?"
Grunty Boi: "Yeah so?"
Mikey: "That's against the rules isn't it?"
Grunty Boi: "Screw the rules, I make them!"
11/10 reference
Thats what my friend sees when playing yugioh against me
Grunty Boi: Actually there are several instances where summoning multiple monsters is completely legal in the game!
The best reference of the year
yeah, we watched the video.
Can we talk about how some of the fakemons in the first meme collection were somewhat accurate?
I know right?
scoviliz is clode to scovillian in name
The tauros is accurate
Eeveevee is dudunspare but eevee
in the second lot too (final starter forms), they got fire ghost and water fighting right
Now that I think about it, at 11:23, Mikey says that we are all part of team sky. So technically, not only are we the coolest, we also have more than almost any evil team combined, having nearly 1.80 million members, which makes us the biggest and the strongest evil team by a landslide.
Now…
having nearly 2.05 million members
And unlike the grunts we can properly EV train and build actual teams.
You know, I was wondering... What happens when Mike run out of ideas for the sponsors? Like I swear I never seen a single repeated (as in EXACTLY the same way (besides the sponsor speech)) sponsor segment and I just have to applaud the creativity to keep pumping those and always making them enjoyable
Except Raid shadow legends
Dr. Squatch
Well will grunty boy disappear ?
This has been by far one of the best Grunty Boi scenes since he stopped stealing things and might even be the best of all time.
Linus is dissapointed in you
I guess you could say that a bipedal grass starter would be a "cat-astrophe".
Out
Actually get out of here, now!
You should be ashamed
Please- leave😭
Funne ✅️☑️✔️
I love the RUclipsrs who actually make their sponsors fun to watch.
In my most recent playthrough of pokèmon Sword, it wasn’t Cinderace (the starter I chose) that got overleveled. It was a Togepi I obtained from a max raid battle. Scorbunny was level 12 at the time, and Togepi was level 18. Another thing about the Togepi is that I evolved that Togepi into a Togetic and then into Togekiss… all before the battle with Kabu. Togekiss dominated the rest of the early game lmao
tojepi as the grandmothers call it.
"Have you ever seen an enemy pokemon get paralyzed twice in a row?"
No, but I've seen MY pokemon get paralyzed SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW. I did the math, and the odds of that happening are literally 1/16,384. Almost TWICE AS LOW AS THE ODDS OF FINDING A SHINY BEFORE THEY CHANGED THE ODDS
And with the new odds, that like 4 times as hard
@@PalpitoadPlus Which makes it worse! I've only ever found one shiny, but of course that happens.... (though to be fair it's only happened once)
@@thescholarsjourney661 Have you had an encounter with a wicked witch? Because you sound straight-up cursed. Trust me I'm a soul doctor.
The hell are the new odds? They changed them?
@@silentstarproductions2469 They halved the shiny odds been like this since X and Y
The way you came up with that sponsorship is incredible, this should be a fight scene in an anime
Yes.
Jojo
Was that a jojo reference
@@S1mnsa wha- no
That sponsor is such a meme.
Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire have a lot of nostalgia for me as they were the first Pokémon games I've played.
17:20
Mikey: Yes that’s right you should subscribe
Reports: This is misinformation
3:46 See, the difference here is that dolphins KNOW what they're doing, so they have the ability to be evil on purpose. Sharks just act on instinct.
And sharks tend to leave people alone unless they think you’re a seal or something
and sharks dont attack you unless youre bleeding
and even then its going for the blood not the body
And once they taste you, they go "This isn't my normal prey, screw eating this gross garbage." Unless it's a tiger shark, those a-holes have eaten even drums.
@@gl7029 those a-holes also clean up the ocean by eating the waste that goes into the sea
Jesus loves you and will help you through all your going through! Everything will get better keep going never lose hope you are loved. Jesus loves you I love you your friends and family love you and so many more. Jesus died for our sins but returned! He is the way to salvation ask for forgiveness and turn away from your sins and have faith in him and that he is king and returned from death to be saved ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
most of the people: "incineroar started on four and ended on two."
me: "every grass starter that started on four, ended on four."
Serperior: I ended on 0
@@ronnieketchum1241 I mean, snivy doesn't walk on 4 legs so the point still stands.
Snivy was on 2 lmao
Bulbasaur started on four, stayed on four
Chikorita started on four, stayed on four
Treecko started on two, stayed on two
Turtwig started on four, stayed on four
Snivy started on two, went to zero
Chespin started on two, stayed on two
Rowlet started on two, stayed on two
Grookey started on two, stayed on Two
Hisuian rowlet started on two, stayed on two
Yeah, you're right
@Ved Dovah
You sure about the chespin one? (go look an image of it and it evolution Line)
I’d love a steel type Eevee.
I now whatcha mean. Eevee is my fave Pokémon, and Iron tail would be
Supeireer
Bug time that depends on like
Day. Butterfly
Night or cave. Moth
"Most that get new forms haven't got megas or a gigantamax"
*meowth with 2 regional forms and a gigantamax
Slowbro has a regional form, mega evolution, and gigantamax
@@Door227 not a gigantamax
I follow Karen’s words entirely. “Try to win with your favorites.” Idc imma win with my garbage team even if I have to grind to overlevelling just for gym 2
i wish we would see more of Karen, she is so interesting. my favorite elite 4 member ever.
Sauce for pfp ?
That is also my philosophy while playing Pokémon
Oh yeah the world's in danger... ehh who cares imma get an army of shiny lechonks big enough to take over an entire multiverse u no, for da memes :)
Gen 2 inspired me to become a Dark-type specialist due to a freak series of occurrences on an early, poorly-translated (as in, most of it was gibberish and random characters, but some parts were sorta translated, a bit... I still needed a walk-through to understand what was going on) Gold Version ROM, but when the international releases dropped, Karen was the one who cemented that decision. Well, her, plus my _second_ shiny gift Eevee (that I had to SR for 😅🤣, I was _adamant_ that I just _had_ to have a shiny Umbreon in every game after the first Eevee from Bill taught me the existence of both shinies and Dark-types before I had a chance to see either in the wild or on a team)... and just how awesome Dark-types are, in general. Umbreon's _still_ my favorite Pokémon, more than 20 years later.
That was the best sponsor segment I’ve ever seen on this channel…WE NEED MORE LIKE THIS!!
The ad for the sponsor of the video is literally the greatest ad I have ever seen on youtube. Ever.
Coming from post gen 9 scovilliz is a lot like caspacid and it even has a similar name to its evolution scovilain
I love how all the early comments (aprt from "first") are all just "you're doing great" "keep it up" and although he would accept the compliments, the top coments are the ones who come in few minutes later with actual witty humor or an actual thought in the content.
First
Keep up the good comments
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst
You’re doing great
Sixth
i laughed so hard at ‘seathru’ that i literally started choking ☠️
I love cloud soil
1:38 that Taurus is now in gen 9
3:57 i think they where trying to say dolphins are more gruesome and violent then sharks
Thank you for bringing up the “Furret height issue”. Furret isn’t giant, it’s just very long. It really bothers me that people don’t get that.
The lord is very long
That's true of a lot of Pokémon.
gamefreak is extremely inconsistent with how the heights are counted (eg Rayquaza). So no, noone is wrong in this case. You can basically measure them however you want, as long as somehow it matches the numbers.
Only serpentine Pokemon are measured head to tail, and Furret lacks a serpentine body type. Considering in the anime its shown as small you're probably right that it is measured head to tail, because that makes more sense, but game freak has never confirmed that, and Imaging furret as larger than typhlosion and most human people is funny to me.
@@OldandAbandonedHarcorte I'm pretty sure that just considerably long Pokemon are measured from head to tail.
The timing on Grunty Boy's appearance being right after a Yu-gi-oh meme could not have been more perfect LOL.
Also Cubdua looks like a Digimon to me. I think it's the art style.
The protagonist's dad thing could be a reference to an upcoming Journeys episode that was revealed recently which seems to suggest Ash will meet and battle his father.
@Braden Snyder Oh is that it? I guess cause of the timing it I thought it had to do with Journeys.
I love how the sponsor was a giant yugioh reference
Has anyone else noticed that the fire type starter trope is that they're all bipeds in the end?
14:05 especially with Ursaluna in the picture
"What are you talking about? Thats Yamero Acapulco."
I legitimately spat out my drink laughing at this. Good show
5:30 of course I have seen a Pokemon hit itself in confusion twice in a row. Usually a legendary that decides to K-O itself as an alternative to being captured.
15:36 Yes! Water/Fighting type final evolution! Then the starter bird set will be complete!
Jesus loves you and will help you through all your going through! Everything will get better keep going never lose hope you are loved. Jesus loves you I love you your friends and family love you and so many more. Jesus died for our sins but returned! He is the way to salvation ask for forgiveness and turn away from your sins and have faith in him and that he is king and returned from death to be saved ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
GUESS WHO GETS A WATER FIGHTING STARTER!!!! YOUUUUU (its quaxly)
You spelled shiny wrong
As a Yu-Gi-Oh fan that sponsorship skit was the best thing I've seen all day
this wasdefinitely my favourite sponsor segment since i love YU-GI-OH as well as Pokemon
That sponsorship segment was golden, especially the last part
8:30 I was literally playing yugioh with this on as some background noise but I had to pause my game cause I started laughing so much
This is easily my favourite sponsor segment you've done
7:00 The most dramatic and fun way to introduce the sponsor😆
Nice work mikey🙂
The only way I would be fine with a bipedal Sprigatito is if it was one of two things:
1. It turns into a Puss in Boots fencer (which is actually plausible)
2. It's more hunched over in a beast-like posture, like Zeraora
What if it becomes a salsa dancer?
Seeing Ryback (wrestler, guy in the chip video) in the Pokémon meme review was not something I was expecting
21:58 ok now I want fanart of all these Pokémon
(Take 10)
Idea concept for future meme review: squirtle “accidentally” knocks you unconscious, so he has to run the meme review. :)
hI iM bUlbAsAuR aNd iM sQuiRtLe
No, no, Bulbasaur would host ASPITPIAY, and Squirtle, dressed as Grunty Boi, would do the sponsored bit.
After that gen 4 attack/special split, flygon quickly moved up my list of favorite mons
"It's not against the rules I made the rules" grunty boi 2022
13:50 that's me and Professor Jacq. Literally, just needed Goldfish of Ruin, Superman x Aquaman, Edgy Scyther, and Smort Slowpoke on my 7th day. And my friend helped me. He hadn't really gone for into the game, and I had the shiny charm lol
The bit with grunty boy is hilarious especially after the Yu-Gi-Oh meme
9:00 “The gym leaders didn’t have cell phones”
Sabrina, who uses Psychic Pokémon, could have taken out all of Team Rocket herself. Only Giovanni might have been a slight challenge.
In Gen 1 (Red and Blue), yes, yes Sabrina would defeat Giovanni considering Giovanni literally has no counters to her pokemon.
In Gen 2+, no, not at all.
Thumbs up for the thought you put into the ad read on this one. that was brilliant.
Ok the ad clip in this video is pretty great.
Your attack didn't damage me, only strengthen me
Mickey:"ghost pokemon need to chill"
Me:*thinking of every ghost pokemon if they were ice/ghost besides froslass*
Fr tho
𝙃𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙈𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙔!
well some might not need to since their bodies might already be on ice.
I’m the 70th like , *you’re welcome*
Micky mouse said that?
16:40 Things went from 0 to 100 real friggin quick!
@@ninjue727💀☠
I think every sponsor should be like these sponsors bc you are the only person to make ads fun to watch.
The doctor squash sponsorship segment sounded like a complete reference to the Yugioh DM anime lol
I won against Giratina by spaming revives until all of his PP was gone....Not my best moment but at least it was a moment.
Don't worry, that's how I beat most of the rival fights in pokemon black
I was reviving my mons so I could sacrifice them while full reviving one of the 2 mons that had super effective moves against it. I almost cried from joy when I learned my alpha Liligant can survive a hit so I could revive two pokemon and I ended up with almost all of my team alive by the time I defeated it
Hey it works keeps ya in the fight
Dang. I was unlucky to only be on like 1 Pokemon by the time I got to Giratina so I would literally just be juggling fainted Pokemon by that point
I had to train up an umbreon from like level 15 to make it bulky enough to beat giratina
You know how amazing it would be if Sprigatito's final evolution is either a legless cat-snake or a 3 legged cat?
Or it has 4 legs but instead floats not using any of them.
I hope they troll everyone by giving it six legs.
Or a legless catloaf
Two legs... and wings!
“It’s ability to clean you cleanly is unmatched”
Me: does my soap clean me dirtily lol
5:00
This is actually a tradition in Java/Jawa , a place in Indonesia they call it "Permainan Bola Api" which translates into "Fire Soccer Exercise" Teens usually do this to test their strength and endurance , they lather the ball in oil and light it on fire and they play just like normal Soccer but without sandals/socks/shoes , I read it in a book once
That sponsor segment was so gold I didn’t double tap my way through it.
Yeah it’s so good
The most entertaining dr. Squatch commercial.
I laughed my ass off at the other two gen 9 starters telling Sprigatito to stay down 🤣🤣🤣
1:04 a pepper lizard,so cool! fire gen 9 starter: what about meeeeeee??
Scovalion: what about meeeee?
One time, I saw that overworld NPC Snom in Sword that says “Dei De De”, and I audibly said “Ah! Cursed evil murder snom! Escape to Alola! Go go go go!”
With Cyrus, it's highly implied he had a toxic relationship with his parents, who had been trying to make him live up to their extremely high standards, and things were so bad his grandfather wanted to step in.
Depression and stress will mess you up.
wtf is wrong with you?
Man he needs therapy
@@stellarlight5626 He definitely does.
"The problem isnt that its bipedal, its turning something quadrupedal into something bipedal"
Mikey when he realises humans starts off being quadrupedal as babies and bipedal as adults: *confused screaming*
When we 1st Wake up we walk on 4 legs, much of the day we are on 2 legs, then in the evening we are on 3 legs. At least that's what the Sphinx told me.
Isn't it funny too how literally no one has a problem with Typhlosion, Swampert, Emboar, Braixen, Greninja, Incineroar or Inteleon (except Mikey, evidently), but apparently Sprigatito eventually standing upright would be absolutely godawful?
@@ElFreakinCid you must be living under a rock because literally everyone has a problem with them, but go off
@@ElFreakinCid I thought Swampert was Quadrupedal for the most part with Marshtomp being the bipedal mid-stage. Also most people have problems with Emboar just for it randomly being the 3rd consecutive Fire/Fighting Starter without good enough reason to justify it. Blaziken was the 1st Time & was based on real world rooster fighting, while Infernape was based on the Monkey King Son Goku (he goes by other names as well) who was known for martial arts.
Typhlosion really does deserve to be called out yet doesn't because Gen 2ers worship that ugly fire rat. The further you go back the more accepting people are of Bipedal starters with more modern gens getting most of the hate for it like you said. I have nothing against Sprigatito eventually being bipedal & at this point I almost hope it does just to infuriate the people against it so much.
@@ElFreakinCid People hated Emboar, Delphox, Incineroar, and Intelleon because of being bipedal when they weren't like that in their 1st stage. Typhlosion is literally bipedal on its 1st stage. The only time it became quadrupedal is on its 2nd stage.
8:58 looks like you’re going to the shadow realm grunty boi!
This was by far my most favorite grunty boy interaction. Loved the whole skit
Michael: It's just a stump with a face!
Also Michael: *loves Palossand*
palossand is multiple stumps with a face and a shovel
Well, Palossand's not a stump, now is it? We need to know his opinion on Phantump!
@@IAmMissingnoMaster Palossand is a sandcastle with a face tho. Creative concept, I'll admit.
As a diehard Plants vs zombies fan I’m hurt by the fact he doesn’t know what that is
@@autismandgaming4532 that is torchwood who appears in pvz1 pvz2 pvz gw2 and pvz heroes
Forgotten in a corner: Flygon. ‘Me, an average Flygon enjoyer: “and I took that personally”
i love Flygon, too... but i didn't understand that joke.
That was the most entertaining sponsor I’ve ever seen. serious props to for thinking of that
Can I just say that, this is single-handedly the best sponsor I've ever seen, seriously how do you keep on coming up with these
I love that Mikey has his own set of rules like he's in some sort of club or somethin lol
Everyone normally watching the video
Me laughing my head off at the sponsor section
This is the most entertaining ad read Mikey’s ever done lmO
Mikey: "Does the AI ever hit itself in confusion twice in a row?"
You know what's funny, just today Mah-Dry-Bread's new video shows Whitney's Miltank of all pokemon doing just that.
11:50 okay so team rocket have different ages depending on the timeline.
In yellow version they’re 15
In lets go they’re around seventeen
In the anime they’re like 23-25
6:57
The funniest and/or best Sponsor Mikey has ever done
Ok at 18:50 when Mikey starts laughing while leaning his head back, his nose dose a noticeable wiggle..... I laughed so hard, I almost cried.
I've honestly grown to like Miltank. I'm using one in Heartgold and it wrecks. Also, the level curve in hgss is whack.
Totally agreed. Probably the main reason why johto is my least favourite region
I love Miltank, always have. I swear, the only reason it gets so much hate is because 95% of players apparently weren't smart enough to trade Drowzee for the female Fighting-type Pokemon in the house RIGHT NEXT TO THE GYM.
@@ElFreakinCid I just caught a heracross to get the job done
I swear to god, if we get another Incineroar.... I'ma break someone's spin-- 6:57 oh hey look, it's Grunty Boi, my cure for depression!
Please don't.
@@travissmith799 I was kidding, I'm no psychopath, i won't break anyone's spine. But just don't give us a bipedal Sprigatito...
@@cerobathetalllady We'll see what the future holds.
PLS BE ABILITY TO SPIN PLS BE ABILITY TO SPIN PLS BE ABILITY TO SPIN
@@WinterSWW what
I’m honestly surprised there’s no line consisting of “Seathru” and “Invisibeel” at this point, it just seems so natural
15:28
HE GOT THE TYPING OF SKELEDIRGE RIGHT!!!
I would like to point out that even including Hisuian Samurott as a separate Pokémon, we’ve only had 5 starters that have had their final evolutions be quadrupeds. Venusaur, Meganium, Torterra, Unovan Samurott and Hisuian Samurott.
Serperior?
@@tigbiddies26 Serperior doesn’t have legs
Being bipedal is not the real problem, anthropomorphism is. Many people, including Mikey, just can't put their finger on the real reason they don't like these starters, and find bipedalism to be the closest common feature.
@@wombat4191 I understand that, I’m not saying bipedalism is the problem, I agree the problem is that they’re too humanlike, I mentioned that only 5 final evolutions of starters are quadrapeds to show that bipedalism is not the problem
@@wombat4191 agreed many of the earlier bipedal starters aren’t really humanoid. The only starters from Gen 1-4 bordering on humanoid are Blaziken and Infernape (which is justified since he’s a monkey)
17:25 Always loved the Idea of Pokemon evolutions happening mid fight.
I imagine the requirements to be the following:
- the Pokemon needs to be 5 or less levels away from its actually required Level for evolving
- the bond between the trainer(you) and the Pokemon need to have reached a high enough level.
- the Pokemon must be active in battle and lose most of its HP and/or have status ailments and/or have its stats lowered (just being overall in a bad shape to be simple).
Upon evolving mid-fight, the Pokemon will recover most if not all of its HP, get rid of all status ailments, and lowered stats are normalized.
And then the music kicks in and it feels like the tables have flipped on that mother trucker who just had you cornered a second ago.
That I think would be a cool way to bring back some magic into Pokemon.
But will Game Freak ever do that? NAAAA!!!
Would make the games more interesting
I like this because it would exclusively be an in game effect not competitive.
They added something like this in bdsp. And it sucked
Coromon does mid battle evolutions. It is as cool as it sounds.
Love that one at the end with the connections to Morty and H-Typh and the other ones. I actually did a Morty roleplay in Legends Arceus in my play through with the second most playtime on it. It was great with all the new ghost types and the fact you can catch pretty much every Pokémon he owns in canon except Banette
I summon "Honey! Get out of the frickin shower!" in attack position! I love the sponsorship segments.
For the Slowbro one I think they’re referring to the fact that in future games they might have mega evolution and the option to transfer a Galarian Slowbro to that game. Would that Slowbro be able to mega evolve or not, if so would it be the same?
I love the sponsor promoting idea this time also yea journeys is bringing a lot of stuff back but they had showcased different ashs pokemon returning like incineroar and mel metal and oshuawott which they never ended up bringing back
11:50
"This is *misinformation"*
*Insert zoomed up face of mikey*
W a t
The floor tentacles picture was interesting to me. In my head, if you squint at some of the concepts presented in Umbreon Pokédex entries they can pretty easily applied to an eldritch horror creature.
During the Dr Squatch ad I was 100% waiting for a "I play pod of greed" joke
Hi Michael, wanted to pitch a video.
Best pokemon to take on the villainous team in every game/ or ultimate grunt killer :)
they usually use dark, poison and normal type. i would like to hear a good strategy.
thanks for all the great content
Funnily enough, there were some small predictions from that fake leak at 22:19
Nymphony wasn't real, but we got Nymble.
It didn't evolve, but we did get a regional variant of Tauros that was pure Fighting-Type.
Eeeveee, which was just more Eevee, does not exist, but we got Dudunsparce, which is just more Dunsparce.
no, spotify, i dont want a “break from the ads” said me after seeing the sponsor ad of this video. (for real though, that sponsor ad was great)
It took me ~80 hours to complete Arceus and (a quick google search told me) every "day" in the game is 24 minutes so that's about 200 in game days! Makes a bit more sense that it would take almost a year to complete the pokedex
"What I have I told you before Mokuba? If at first you don't succeed, blast them with your Dr. Squatch again!"
7:14 this is the most epic sponsorship battle
Mandjtv is the on,y person who can make sponsors cool
The Dr Squatch trading game was straight up hilarious. I was ROFL hardcore.. just perfection Mikey. Keep up the great content.
19:46 I think that they created Litten and Tepig after Incineroar and Emboar, respectively. Litten is the baby form of incineroar, that is why it is just a regular cat with the same colour scheme. The same goes for most starters. Torhic - regular chicken. Cimchar - regular primate with some fire. Cats just happen to be quadpedal.