Civ 5: World Congress
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2016
- Venice has been chosen to host this year's World Congress!
Matt Locke as Doge Enrico Dandolo
Jefferey Neely as King Gustavus Adolphus
Joey Basham as Suleiman the Magnificent
Joy Lin as Empress Wu Zetian
and Sharmita Bhattacharya as Empress Theodora
Written and directed by Kyle Sullivan
"Living Forever" by JP De Ovando
Special thanks to Mark Davis
Based on Sid Meier's Civilization V: store.steampowered.com/app/8930/
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The guy playing Suleiman is the most accurate representation of a civilization AI I've ever seen.
Dante Glory he didn't denounce someone for retaliating against another civ
steaveraphel
Or worse, a random AI declares war and suicides against your units (or doesn't even do anything at all) and then offers a city in the peace agreement.
Then every other AI calls you a warmonger if you take that deal! XD
@@PerfectAlibi1 The AI is annoying. Has been since inception of Civ. Best to just ignore the AI's ridiculousness and focus on growing your military, economy, infrastructure etc., that way you don't need anyone.
Cui Bono egypt, is that you?
@@frimi8593 Ha! On occasion or sometimes yeah.
"The Ottomans only concern themselves with matters of true importance....... I propose we ban crabs!"
"Why?
"I don't like them...."
cn7abc i dont like them too....
Centaur_Warchief nobody does
Aron Johansson they are a menace
cn7abc but crabs are delicious....
He thought it was candy but it was PIGS.
The official Civilization page shared this.
They've done so for a few of our videos! It's pretty awesome :)
Been following both for a while, glad to see something this awesome being shared by the game's creators. Congrats!
@@TheRealLeeisHere I won’t be rude, but you’re annoying
@@lightningbolt4419 that is rather rude, and unnecessary.
@@irontemplar6222 I denounce you
"If you all killed each other like you were supposed to I wouldn't have be here!"
Suileman the Magnificent
We should add glorious to that title.
A
Best character. Should get his own series.
A surprisingly historically accurate quote. o3o
Is it? Source? Or just troll?
I recently voted against my own proposal to ban copper.
The Zulus held a shitload of copper mines, so I wanted to weaken them.
Then by the time the world congress actually swung around, I had already captured them all.
but do you have whales?
BAN WHALES!
we demand to have whales!
Best way to cripple a known warmonger is to embargo city states, IMO. Gets them all quiet in a hurry!
i have 5 whales, bitches
Venice represents how i'm in the world congress very accurately
Not me, unfortunately. While I understand the benefits of city-states, I usually only work to be ally's with a couple of them. Too often, doing quests for them can be overly burdensome when I'm trying to lead my own empire. That said, I do typically go for patronage and that first branch that puts the resting location at +25%
I am venince in the city state way- but then I also invest heavily in expansion. Woo for cities~!
zthompson2350 Yeah, i also find that doing missiosns for all the city states can be a little hard, so i basically do the same you say, and when i am stupidly rich, i just give them money :p
Yeah, my main thing is just being Montezuma and using autocracy to fear my way into their hearts, becoming allies with like 30 city states without having to do quests. I'm pretty sure that is how most people do it anyways.
>_>
2:14 *then Alexander walks in with his 15 city states*
"You're in my seat Dandolo."
This is too brilliant. They need to do a 10 secons follow-up just for this LOL!
Augustus: im sorry, but there is an issue I have with you, it's your existance.
15? Weak 😜
"Embargo Venice" the words no Venician wants to hear...
LagiNaLangAko23 They can, but it gives less money usually, no science, and spreads no religions.
They can also follow up with an "Embargo all city states"
LagiNaLangAko23 Portugal doesn't give a shit, Portugal doesn't benefit from trade anyway, Portugal will has all the luxuries.
LagiNaLangAko23 "We will war you"
"Heck"
"Prepare to be Nuka Booped"
"I haz luxuries"
"Heck"
My strat with venice is literally to buy all the city states on the map. And I can do it too because I have insane gold production strats. That way, I control the WC with a stranglehold and can outvote anyone, even if they all gang up on me.
So that's 3 autocracy and 4 order civs against making freedom the world ideology, and it passed. Wow guys, you seem to have a lot of barbarians walking around your empires all of a sudden, wonder why that is
There was actually a time when I thought truffles were candy. And then I thought they were pigs.
Same here. It's a process of discovery. :P
I still have no clue what the hell they are. Can someone tell me?
Try.to.make.a.kripperino.acoount.but.no.one.likes.itirino Kripperino It's an underground mushroom thing that people used pigs to sniff out, but they started using dogs because pigs often ate the truffles.
Eridan Ampora
Couldn't they just have just shown us a picture of the actual mushrooms lol
I guess, but truffles don't have very defining features + they're underground.
"I thought it was candy, but it was PIGS".... that was easily the best moment. The look in that guys eyes was perfect.
I propose more whales, i demand more whales, the people are demanding whales
I didn't know you played Civ!
I do ^^
We demand whales, we want money and things!
I propose we ban whales
OMFG-
I've never eaten crabs so Suleiman might as well have my vote.
They're pretty delicious. Better try one before Suleiman has his way.
I would have, if not for certain relatives.
I'm allergic to crabs so I'd vote to ban them.
They taste better when they are illegal.
Fun fact. You know that pink and white stuff we call crabmeat isnt real crab! Knowone knows what it is exactly.
Embargo won't break his alliances, also - he can vote against embargoing them anyway, he always wins.
He would lose most/all of his money though. I imagine that he won't be able to get enough trade routes to the others as they would declare war on him.
the point is the vote would never pass in the first place
Holy Maple Syrup Man/Jack This,
Abe Toecon what
while it wouldn't immediately break his alliances, it would significantly reduce his gold income meaning that he couldn't keep buying the city states loyalty for then next world Congress. You're correct that if it was the first vote he could have repealed it but because he already put other delegates in other positions he lost this vote. While not a perfect explanation, it shows the idea behind the script. if the vote actually happened as it did in the video it would screw him.
Ban Crabs!
AYE!
Agreed they are a menace!
but they're my main export ;-;
Covert 888 *denouncing*
No i denounce you first, i have the mighty warlod gandhi on my side!
"Ladies, Gentlemen, Venetian'
Theodora's imperiousness could deflect arrows, and her deathlook could freeze oceans.
Enjoyed Sweden being a part of this! :)
I guess this will be one of the last Civ 5 videos...
Second to last, actually. We already have the final one planned, and it should be out early next month. But then we just move to Civ 6 videos, so it's alright!
Sweden...the forgotten civ
Odd. Sweden tends to do pretty well in my games where they show up randomly.
+Avery Tyrrell As oppposed to France :P
The Wolf with the Dragon What even is a theming bonus anyway?
Them: BAN SALT! Me: But you literally need salt to survive... Them: BAN IT! Me: YOU Currently have salt in your body! Them: It's decided, possession of salt is now equally as bad as a war crime
Ryan Borganson is it tho?
@@callmenorman631
Yes. Testerone IS ILLEGAL. It is schedule 2 drug in America. The same class as COCAINE. Again Testerone a literal hormone is illegal.
john cornwell good hormones are gay
@@callmenorman631 no hormo
@@Johncornwell103 Are you really that stupid? That's because testosterone is a literal steroid.
2:24 That punch, that reaction, Venice's face, omfg I'm crying
Ban crabs, more whales!
WE DEMAND WHALES
We demand whales!
Can you make a trade agreement with England?
We can import more whales from England!
BurntL You can also import more Wales too.
Theodora looked genuinely pissed by Enrico. Kudos to the actress.
"Sweden sucks"
Paradox interactive looks up.
King Sigdur Ring turns his head
They be like: "Hold my beer"
I would never have an ill word for Sweden; it's a beautiful country, with great people. But somehow, throughout my years of playing Civ 5, Gustavus Adolphus became my archnemesis; he just constantly ended up in my games, always as a close neighbor I ended up warring or just conflicting with. Love the Sabaton songs about him, though.
Otomans, bizantines and venetians in the same table? oh my...
"i propose we ban crabs"
"why?"
"we dont like them" *glare*
x'D
BAN CRABS!!
*I don't like them!*
i vote for you
They ARE a menace.
I denounce you.
Good Move
Gandhi liked Crabs.
*Atomic Bomb incoming*
oh crab!
Empress Theodora is a straight-up goddess in these
how to win in Civ 101.
step 1: get a lot of money.
step 2: buy all city states
step 3: deny everything that the rest of the world throws at you.
step 4: wait for a world leader proposal to become possible
step 5: ???
step 6: profit.
Maybe on prince.
I actually won on Immortal that way. With Venice, to be honest, so that made it easy! But yeah, Diplomacy is probably the easiest way to win in Civilization V, especcially since allied City-States give you a lot of bonuses that sometimes can be hard to come by otherwise, like Happiness or Military.
"I thought it was candy, but it is pigs!"
I thought the same thing when I played Civ 5! I seriously could not understand the picture of truffles. You think your entire life that it is candy (Chocolate Truffles) and all of a sudden see a pig eating something off the ground as representing "truffles". Very confusing, I thought maybe the pig was eating candy off the ground, but that made no sense.
Pedro Rodriguez Pigs are used to find truffles. They have a much better sense of smell than dogs, and are also more dedicated when trained properly. Nonetheless, the image for truffles is highly confusing, even if you have this prior knowledge.
Truffles are actually a kind of fungus that grows in the wild. Pigs love truffles and can root them out, so the "truffles" luxury is just a forest where pigs have managed to sniff some out.
BAN CRABS
Holy shit that is hilarious
I enjoyed "What to do About Ghandi" so much and this reminded me of it a lot.
Thanks for making these videos.
GANDHI*
I have the feeling that your channel updates are going to become the highlight of my news feed.
We'll try our best!
This video was awesome :) subscribed
Thanks! Welcome aboard :)
Can you guys do Starcrafts?
I had a game once where I was the only Freedom civilization in a world of Order civilizations
Through spies and city states, I dominated the world congress every time and placed enough pressure on the other nations to overthrow Order and start a cold war.
That was one of my favorite games so far.
"So what's our first proposal"
"Ban crabs."
*Enrico Dandolo stops being upset*
"AY!" x5
"If we all just went back to killing each other like in the old times, I wouldn't have to be here"
XD
Right! Finally Venice is gone. Now, what first? "BAN CRABS!" Brilliant as always!
I thought it was candy.. but it was PIGS! LOL
No its truffles. Truffles are a type of mushroom that grow under the ground and pigs are good at smelling them and digging them out
These are golden, keep them coming, makes me smile every time.
This really shows that Quality > Quantity when it comes to videos.
“What’s our first proposal?”
“Ban crabs”
“AYE”
*I think we can all agree that was an excellent call*
*BRAVO!* If I could scream and whistle out, I would not but still I would cheer. Best Civ video ever.
Thanks! :D
I swear to god, Enrico is my favorite character in these sketches.
Good job guys really enjoyed this one :D
Thank you! Glad to hear it :D
Still easier to follow than real life politics.
and more appealing.
its ironic the byzantine empress dosent like the doge, look up the 4th "crusade"
good times
Deus Vult
+ICHBinCOOLERalsJemand
You deus vulted against your own shit
She went well with Suleiman though
does it really matter
Because she exist in the 6th century and the 4th crusade happened in the 13th century smart pepe.
3:28 If you all killed each other like you were supposed to I wouldnt have to be here
these skits are awesome. I love these guys, subscribed.
Thanks! Welcome to the channel! :D
***** :D I really like the civ skits, there absolutely perfect, and I hope it becomes a series. like you guys get beyond earth, and follow russia into space.
I keep coming back to watch this like once a month for some reason
I think I'm in love with Sharmita. She can be my empress Theodora any day. Great video as always
Veto!
Next: Nuclear non-proliferation
*Gandhi Opposes*
+kemboy323 Venice: Hah! Let's see if you're able to repel all delegates from my allied city sta..
*nuked*
Venice: Nay.
He will agree. He will "non-proliferate" his nuclear weapons by launching them all.
I always rush nukes with science civs, build a few dozen then get nuclear non-proliferation put in place. makes that last bit of the game pretty easy.
Nah. Build a lot of nukes first, then propose the NPT)
"I propose that we repeal the ban on truffles - the last thing Suleiman didn't like".
"I thought it was candy, but it was pigs!"
"It's not either of those things".
Some of the writing in these sketches is totally brilliant, and the performances are pretty good too, especially Enrico and Suleiman.
Fucking Alexander.
Getting all the city states
Venice and Greece hogging all those cities states dominating that world congress.
Nightmare: Venice and Greece teaming up in Congress
Deutsches Kaiserreich I was actually playing Venice in a multiplayer game with my friends after we watched this and wanted some Civ 5 action. I'm playing as Venice, we are still in the Classical era and I have 10 trade routes I think and so far 3 city state allies and 2000 gold. It sucks though because my terrible friend (he only knows how to play military, doesn't know empire expanding tactics like population growth and city placement) is in debt from his army tax (and hes playing as German for Christ's sake) and I am always bailing him out, in return for him invading city states which is exactly what I don't want him to do (he like to annex city states). A bit of a rant, but yes if Venice founds the world congress and builds the forbidden palace it dominates even without allies, and Maria Theresa + Genghis Khan are the worst enemies of the Venitians.
Lol Cullen.
In Civ 3 crabs where banned from the start.
I'm so glad you guys did another one of these!
Very solid performance, once again! Can't wait until you get to start playing with all the Civ VI leaders.
Monty: Give your chocolate, or I will tear your heart out on the altar of...
Tomyris: I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear that over the sound of my massive cavalry horde. What were you saying?
Monty: ...Nothing ma'am
You guys are awesome. This video was really really good, thank you for it!
Thank you for watching! Glad you enjoyed it :)
Well, in this case, I denounce you too! And I also propose an embargo!
“What’s our first proposal?”
“Ban crabs.”
All: “AYE!”
Oh man, I LOVED those Civ 5 sketches, I never expected that you are still keeping on with them! I hope there'll be more! Thanks a lot!
This was absolutely brilliant! Keep being you, and allowing every person that watches to get a few minutes of entertainment!
This is literally the best, I'm so glad I've found you guys.
We're glad you found us too!
i really love these videos
The acting in this video is phenomenal and hugely entertaining! Great work as always!
Whoever is playing Suleiman is doing a fantastic job. Someone give him an award!
You know in real life Enrico lost his eye invading the Byzantine capital.
I love your civ 5 videos. Do one about not being able to settle within 4 tiles of another city
Watching your videos since yesterday, you guys doing awesome job! Keep it up!
We need more of these!
"They are all Swedish"
I knew it was coming and it cracked me up all the same.
Ban Crabs
2:23 the reaction of Gustavus after ottoman hit him is legit that one friend who conceals all his rage only to show when the time is right.
This, and the Gandhi sketch are my all-time favorite Door Monsters! Absolutely brilliant casting and script 👌
"I will attack you for no reason at all if i have a bigger army than you and no matter if i have every reason in the game to hate you i won't attack you because you have a bigger army!" Every Civ 5 AI ever.
Great job as usual :) Loving the rate you guys are pumping out QUALITY content! Constant content is an amazing thing, but its so easy to sacrifice quality for quantity, you seem to have managed to avoid that. I almost feel proud to see how far you have come since I started watching :p
Thanks for the kind words! We're happy to know that we keep living up to our own standard.
They grow up so fast, don't they? ;P
I think it would have been even funnier if you topped it of as Venice owning Forbidden Palace the wonder that adds 2 votes as well, so even after city state embargo he still has 3/7 votes and only needs 1 vote from someone else to be made world leader - lol.
Thanks for this video.
I'm loving the patreon adds at the end...they are awesome.
Venice is the best civ!
(In single player.)
I think I fell in love with this Theodora
I really enjoy these. I hope they keep making them.
One more Civ 5 video, and then on to Civ 6!
I never get tired of this video ♥ Love it so much
"If you vote for him, i will attack all your missionaries!"
"You already do!"
LOL
Mormo boats is my favorite line
It's one of ours too. The best part - that was actually him messing up. When he asks "what is it," he was asking the director. But it was so funny we used it instead of the original line.
You need to make more of this XD
the civ videos are the best
You guys definitely deserve more subs!
Doesn't matter how much you ban crabs, I am still plagued by my crabs
"lady, gentleman, venetian" xD
I'd forgotten how good your videos are. I vote subscribed!
Literally that was an amazingly genuine laugh thank you guys!
Hahaha, that was great!
I am very happy I found this channel! Subbed!
We're glad you found us too! Welcome aboard.
Suleiman is back baby, it's time to ban some crabs
waited for a nev civ video for sooo long! it was epic! :D
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!
3:11 Enrico obviously forgot about the most important part of diplomacy. Bigger army diplomacy.
Byzantine empress so beautiful. Maybe Suleiman should take her as a "cariye".
iCT Türkiye Byzantium and Ottomans hates each other XD
This is not an obstacle.
iCT Türkiye hahahahahaha true
Honestly Ottomans abd Byzantine in the same game makes no sense XD given they have the SAME CAPITAL lol
@@Direwolf181 Well, the Ottomans obviously conquered Constantinople, which logically means that they used to exist together anyway.
In fact, the Ottomans and the Byzantines existed together for 150+ years.
WOW! How did I come here? Why I was not here earlier? AWESOME Video, I enjoyed every seconds of it! Great work!
this was fantastic
Venice is badass! :D
I propose we ban whales!
We demand whales!
Agreed! The thing about whales is... we do not have them!
WE DEMAND WHALES! WE DEMAND WHALES! WE ALSO NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND END ALL OF OPEN BOARDER POLICIES! AND WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT WITH WHALES!
save the whales
+Isaac Wilcox like a really big wall to keep the foreigners out, and then we're going to get whales! who's with me?!
You guys should have way more subscribers! I love these videos
this channel is fantastic
Enrico is absolutely hilarious
CRABS ARE PEOPLE! CLAMS ARE PEOPLE! LEGIT OR QUIT!
Byzantine is HOT
China does it for me
I'm late to this but this is fantastic. Well done guys.
This was so good