JoJo Stardust Condensers 2
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2022
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Logan Jones as Polnereff @LogermeisterVA
Hussein "HSE" Mohammed as Avdol @HSE_VO
Jenna Oliver as Anne @JennaOliverVA
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I almost died watching Avdol furiously tut at Polnareff
yeah that's a perfect meme template i screen shotted that
@Telepture you are the definition of gay
@Telepture dude go outside and play with ur inmaginary friends
@@gigachad1099 *extremely BASED men with tonified muscles
Huh
The reason it's taking so long for the next episode to come out is because they're still slowly rowing to the nearest hotel.
Yes
Probably
Yes.
Indeed
Perhaps
I love that Jotaro is more concerned that Joseph is flying than no one flying at all
Autopilot definitely helps, a grandpa doesn't.
@@InsomniaDaydreamerespecially one that has crashed every plane he has flown
@@InsomniaDaydreamerautopilot was destroyed
Exactly.
2:01 you gotta love how star platinum looks down to confirm the command then just pokes the dude’s eye with the most chilliest expression ever. God this series is amazing
“That’s actually not funny mate you really hurt my eye, Jesus Christ” hits the spot
Part 4: Diamond is Condensable
Part 5: Condensed Wind
Part 6: Stone Condensing
Part 7: Steel Ball Condenser
@@Mooneymanjason Part 8: Condenselion
Part 6: Condensed Ocean
@@treelambo part 9:condenseland
Stone Lake
light breeze
i like diamond is condensable
0:48 I love how the plane falls down the stairs like Jotaro did in the previous video
It was literally that good.
No cigarette though.
0/10.
@Telepture Heard about suicide yet?
@Telepture bro don't mess with religion okay.
@Telepture no one cares + fartherless + ratio
1:50 I love Anne’s failed attempt to cut him
2:50 I want a 1 hour version of this
It is a human need to have it for one hour
I don’t think it should be too hard. Just change the background to hide the fact it’s a loop and you’re done
This is what Faxjam's gonna release shortly before Episode 3, he's been slaving away at it for a while year now, bet
Chariot actually being a chariot is amazing
I agree
Yes
@Telepture You are the definition of a fatherless child
As a mobile user I’m so glad this top comment could spoil a joke for me
fatherless behavior indeed
I love how Jotaro is portrayed more like an angsty teenager than he is in the anime itself.
This was very funny!
@Telepture you are the definition of no life
Wait he is a teenager? Well its anime that stuff is common for some reason
@@thecreaturecalledpete1511 ye he's 17...
@Telepture how dare you take his name
FINE
0:37 POV: you realize that Joseph has crashed many planes and a crack head.
Jotaro cutting himself off after realising Avdol let Joseph fly the plane is priceless.
"OKAY FI-....."
"has your granddad flown a plane before?"
2:20
_“You’re Bloody nicked bloody nonce”_ has this line gone over peoples heads it’s hilarious.
Does it have a meaning behind it?
@@couchepotato6975
Nothing special It’s British slang, I’m assuming since the audience is majority American (and other nationalities), the joke would have gone over peoples heads.
it’s roughly saying “you’re bloody [going to jail] bloody [pedophile]”
Nonce means pedophile, for some context.
@@kuniosaiki
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Ah, thought he was saying [REDACTED] for a second
Somehow they made Polnareff even better then ever
Than*
@Telepture Ever asked yourself why you don’t have friends?
Spoke the truth
Ze muel man 👀👀👀👀
boneraff
Therapist: all dreams have meanings
My dreams: 2:09
Ello' love
@@Remington-bs6xhHAIRY!!
1:14 i love how aggressively Avdol says no
Tsk Tsk Tsk
1:59 you have no idea how much this made me laugh. the way he just gets so serious when he says "that's actually not funny mate you really hurt my eye"
Especially the English accent
Haha yeah he sounds like Gordon Ramsey
@@thoisz1172 at a certain age, all British white men do.
pov: you get hurt during the pillow fight
1:59
2:02 The delivery of this line is just perfect
0:42 Joseph has taken 'crash course' 2 times before thus making this his 3rd 😂
We need a 3rd one, its been quite a while since i had a sharp exhale from this
2:20 YES, the phantom blood guards are back, I love it!
Bugger he got away
@@gruchogaemer8692 they manage to take down that bugger's henchman at least
you’re bloody nixed mate
Bloody nonce
Bloody nixed mate
Bloody
Bloody nonce
If you wondering what "You’re Bloody nicked bloody nonce" means it's british slang for "You're fucking going to jail you fucking pedaophile"
2:48 I laughed way too hard at the poor man that has to clean up the utterly massive ship.
So much for the city being clean.
LMAO I DIDNT SEE THAT. poor guy doesn’t get paid enough.
Sounds sadistic
best part is he probably just cleaned the whole city.
You've clearly never been to Singapore.
i love at 0:34 when avdol said "so i let you grandad drive" he stops saying "ok fine" immediately stops punching goes to the face of "oh shimeta"
0:10 the face when someone take a dump on taco Tuesday
I love how Kakyoin is just being a narrator while Jotaro is aggressively punching a bug
"Jotaro is punching a bug. Avodol is walking up to him. They're talking. The plane is crashing."
I let your granddad fly the plane
@@mr_box1264 ruclips.net/video/bOuc02gPmBw/видео.html
A giant thank you for keeping a fragment with Ann. She is hilarious.
1:51 is basically canon
@Telepture bot moment
big monke
I'm just glad she vanished and was never mentioned again
True
@Telepture man its cool to be faithful an shit but like, cmon
2:04 it is funny m8
aussie Captain Tenille
My favorite line is now "Your bloody nicked mate."
2:47 I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes already. This is what perfection looks like.
@Telepture No one cares + ration + didn’t ask
I came when I saw the notifacation
@@danthegreat4053 Good to see you again Dan
@@gigachad1099 oh hey its you which video was it again that I saw you also great to see you too
@@danthegreat4053 ruclips.net/video/XP6eoHDh-aQ/видео.html this one I think
1:14 Love how you animated one of the two things Avdol is well known for
Tsk, Tsk. YES, HE DOES! Tsk, Tsk.
I know it's kinda random but...
You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
The best part hast to be 0:04 , hands down the best portraying of kakyoin I've ever seen
Even if the video was just the 1:14 scene, it would still be a masterpiece.
1:14 Avdol doing the tsk thing aggressively kills me everytime XD
What out this man have a realy fast finger
masterpiece
My favorite part 1:07
Your line delivery of "Star Finger" is just perfect!
1:15 Dio when he finds out a Joestar is trying to live peacefully
What about Josuke
@@Nombrenooriginal Dio minion killed his grandpa in episode one XD
@@theshotgungamer7006 yo angelo is not DIO minion
@@Nombrenooriginal sorry, knew Dio
And because of Dio, Angelo got a stand, Kill Gramposuke and made Josuke sad 😥
@@theshotgungamer7006 well that was indirectly, because the one who gave him the stand was keicho
1:12 I'm fucking dying. The way SC is just draws a sword. Genius
Tsk Tsk Tsk
*Polnareff manly screams*
"Okay, fine, i'll assist in your fight"
@@kyrylotanasov3927 "maybe we can find my sisters killer"
@@WhyisAlpharius69 Ze Mirror Man
I seriously hope you will continue the JoJo Condensed series because you literally made me cry laughing multiple times through this series. The animation alone cracks me up with every frame and the voice acting is top notch!
Please continue the series its hilarious
I like the fact that the only thing Jotaro cares in the plane is that Joseph is piloting It.
Joseph somehow found the one place in the sky made of stairs just so he could make the plane fall down a flight of stairs.
I'd be concerned as well.
Good to see more parodies about Stardust Crusaders acknowleding Dio's henchmen other than Vanilla Ice
Let's be honest he was probably one of the few actually competent ones
@@marlikbudvergard the only competent one
@@MonsieurBig N'doul
@@marlikbudvergard true. He did manage to get kakyoins eyes
@@MonsieurBig yeah, the only thing is he didn't expect Jotaro to throw a fucking dog (with a stand) at him
2:19 i love this part 😂
2:00 made me laugh so damn hard 😂
0:48 I warned you about those stairs bro
Homestuck
1:14 I like how Avdol has the "HON" sound effect in his head
bro is better at fourth wall breaking than dora
I love how star plat just pokes him in the eye and he just goes "bloody hell mate that hurts, its not even funny" 1:51
I wish they would make a third of this
Once again you’ve outdone yourself, this is absolute perfection
@Telepture what the hell is that video
@@RadLazerBoi just some bot, its probably a find trangilation and peace video or smth
0:55
"Hon Hon Hon!"
The squads reaction: * P A C M AN*
Polnareff: *arrives*
The Gang: :V :V :V :V
2:09 discord be like
Fr
This must continue
2:14 discord mods when the find a kitten
2:12 the best "ello luv" ive ever heard
imo the greasy SQUELCH before it is what makes it work
Polnereff is the best Stardust Crusaders Main Character. Any objections? No? Good.
W
Where’s part 3 plz I wanna see it all plz upload this more cuz it’s so entertaining
2:03 literally every kid when someone goes too far in their game
2:52 you can't tell if Polnareff is smiling or pouting xD
Just focus on his face
I think he’s smiling
To be honest I think he is pouting because the float is crowded
OMG LOL
Cant wait for jojo's stardust condensers 3!
1:30 advol looks so innocent just roasting a marshmello
I like how Gray had nothing to do with the plane crash and he's just a guy in a bug costume.
Was NOT expecting that use of Polnareff's little gasps, but it was absolutely brilliant! And from now on whenever I contemplate doing something naughty, I'll just picture Avdol tsk'ing me to set me straight. Beautiful work as always, Fax!
One day
Part 3 will be real
Man where is part 3 of this
The way this potraits kakyoin after 0:18 is riddiculously accuarate
He really said :| in the bg 💀
This is literally the only Stardust Crusaders recap that actually remembers Anne
I love how cross-fire hurricane special is just Magicians Red coming out of the ground, lighting a match, then setting it at Polnareff’s feet. Really got me😂
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE A 3 THESE VIDEOS ARE SO GOOD
1:37 HOH!!
It's so great to be back as the voice of Avdol for Part 2 of this IMMACULATE series! The VAs blew it out of the water this time for sure.
0:37 the moment the realization kicks in for Jotaro
please do part-3 of stardust crusaders
0:24 Me and my younger brother when our parents say they are going to be in charge in the house.
Why is this so funny.. the animation, the voices, and this golden jokes. I love it
Legend has it, they're still looking for a hotel, but unfortunately for them the nearest hotel that has rooms is in Saudi Arabia
i hope you release 3rd episode this is too funny to bail it
This is what perfection looks like.
@Telepture Lol your father still not back with the milk?
Everyone talks about Silver Chariot being a real Chariot with a sword, but I find Star Finger being literally a finger punch move hilarious.
I really do wonder when your gunna make a part 3 of this! It would be so funny.
*me waiting for part 3*
0:48 wait a second the plane fell just like jotaro did, is EVERY episode gonna have something/someone falling down a comically large flight of stairs?
That would be so funny, I didn't even think about that. I thought he just did it twice but what if he actually kept doing it?
Next episode ebony devil's user is gonna fall out of a balcony, so i presume yes
@@X3GreenTea oh right yeah
Probably gonna be dio "falling" to set polnareff back
these are the consequences of not being told about the stairs man
I like how the policemen actually improved since your fan-animation on part 1, at least they now caught someone.
We need more of this, this is incredible
2:32 Fun fact, the boat Strength is bound to is called "Big Daddy"
You can look it up, it's true
There are a bunch of scenes that I love but for me the tsk tsk at 1:14 is the one that takes the cake!
i love it as well
I was expecting these parts to be a little bit longer....oh well, I can’t rush perfection, And what I currently am seeing is perfection! Keep up the good work jam
maybe they’ll put all the parts together once they’re done with all of it
@@strrgazrr8029 e bloody ey lody boger boger e bloody 2:21
Well, a minute of good animation takes about a month to make. How do I know? I have animator friends and I animate sometimes too
Me: is on phone for 12 seconds
My mom: 1:13
Still waiting for part 3
I appreciate you adjusting the speed of “drunken sailor” in accordance to the speed of the gorilla, just a minor detail that made me laugh out loud lmao
Orangutan*
Forever is an Orangutan.
And yes. His name is Forever.
@@FrostGlader and yes he is a stand user and his stand is the boat OH KY GOD HIS STAND IS THE BOAT
I love how Magician's Red just used a match to light Polnareff
I'd say I'm waiting for him to finish this part but these two are so good already on there own
2:04 my fav part
Avdol's absolute determination to get he and his friends to a sanctuary as he paddles away. Brilliant.
2:29 I died
YOOO!!! I love this
Normally when I subscribe to someone I don't normally put notifications on but I just gotta for faxjam bc I just can't quite for part 3 of this lil series bc how humorous and good this is
2:42 the girl lokkin like Dora the explorer
All of that Netflix "no smoking" stuff will never stop being hilarious xD Same with the fact that Dio (or Dio's flesh buds) always gets hit with "menacing" sound effects :D
Watching the ape curl back his hair and say "Ello luv" killed me 💀
Looking forward for Part 3...