why is Despicable Me 2 actually kinda good tho
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024
- Go to buyraycon.com/... for 15% off your order, plus free shipping! Brought to you by Raycon.
★☆★ Help Me Get to 4,000,000 Subscribers! bit.ly/1Iqsdaq
Check out my Podcast
/ @dointhedevilstango8197
★☆★Buy some Merch: alexmeyers.teemill.com
★☆★PLEASE SHARE THIS VIDEO!!
★☆★PREVIOUS VIDEOS:
Despicable Me
• Despicable Me is not a...
HOLES
• HOLES was kinda insane...
13 Going On 30
• 13 Going On 30 is craz...
Disney's Wish
• Disney's Wish is kinda...
Thank you so much for 3,000,000 subscribers. If you like what you see, please share these videos with your friends to show support!
Go to buyraycon.com/MEYERS for 15% off your order, plus free shipping! Brought to you by Raycon.
Free shipping?!
Gosh darn, that sounds amazing!
yes
wait how did you comment this 17 hours ago
@@ChangEAreYouWatching2 Scheduled uploads
Why does this comment say 17hours ago but the video says 6 hours ago
I think I'm genuinely pissed off that there have been 4 movies, and in those movies Gru and Lucy had 147 dates leading to a wedding, as well as making a new kid in the fourth film, and yet the 3 girls still haven’t aged at all.
forget aging, I think they didn't even change their clothes.
I know it's easier to keep everything the same, but I wish they would change their outfits
I agree that at least they could’ve aged the gorls up a little bit to make the passage of time feel more apparent and believable with Gru and Lucy having a child. They don’t need to age them instantly into teenagers, but they could definitely be a little older like Margo could be in her early teens, Edith could be a pre-teen and Agnes could be around the age when most kids start elementary school, definitely out of the toddler age she was in the previous 3 films.
Well, I mean, it's possible for all of this to occur in about a year's time to where height and appearance in general aren't very noticeable in that time frame. If they went on 1 date every day, that's 147 dates. And say they finally did the deed on their wedding night. She can have a baby without the gorls aging that much. So it can be realistic. Now, I don't know what they are proposing the time frame to be between the second and third movie and from third to the fourth. So depending on the time frame, I would say it's possible unless it's suppose to be a year or so after each movie. Then... yeah, they should definitely have aged a bit at least. Change their clothes is nothing else.
Lol
My absolute favorite joke from that movie is him spraying her with the hose, "apologizing," and then spraying her again. That spoke to me like nothing else.
"Sorry, didn't see you there"
....
"Or there" 😂
Yeah, that line was basically my whole childhood 😂
I know it's too realatable
What's weirder is that Gru's daughters REALLY should have gotten more screentime. What, did Universal and Illumination think they're not merchendiseable enough?
One word: MINIONS
@@racingraptor4758 one word: banana 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's the main reason why I like the first Despicable Me more than the other movies. It was a sweet story with Gru and the gorls. Since the subsequent ones are more about the minions (and other villains), they're pretty forgettable.
It's easier to create Minion plushes, just give pants and googly eyes to a yellow pillow and you're done+you can make a infinite variations of it. Also everyone (every -4 years old, pardon me) can enjoy them because they don't have character aside from... fart jokes.
aparently not since they care abt the minions too much
8:44 Why does this fanfic sound like a joke that he got a bit more invested in it than was planned and had to force stop himself
Probably because that was exactly what happened. I’ve done that kinda thing myself a few times XD
I love lucy and Gru's chemistry. She's someone who can adjust to his lifestyle, accept his past and his girls, and role with the wacky antics of his life. And he's someone who can accept and roll with her absolutely unhinged personality and energy. Like the only reason that woman is single is because she is A LOT. and i love he for it 😂
So true! They’re really cute together
Gru and Lucy's relationship is the best part of this movie. I always cheer when Lucy announces "I choose Gru!" on the plane, and when Agnes recites the poem at the end to her new stepmum.
Plus, it’s not just the standard main character getting a love interest sequel-cliche, it does make sense and feel like a natural progression for Gru’s arc from the first film when he’s fully accepted his new lifestyle of being a father. Plus, it makes sense considering a year has passed between the first and second film and after living with a single adopted parent for so long that the gorls would naturally miss having a mom. Especially Agnes considering her younger age compared to her older sisters and the indication that she was the closet to their biological mother and the film does a good job showing how she’s having the hardest time dealing with the absence of a mother figure.
One thousandth like
I do wish the story didn't pressure Gru into a relationship on multiple instances, it would've made that part of the movie better.
@@dumbledoratheexplora1140 I think that’s kind of the point. One of Gru’s neighbors pressuring him into dating a woman is what makes him hesitant about pursuing a relationship, so when he finally finds genuine love for Lucy, it becomes a believable and an emotional moment because it’s the first time his love is natural and not coming from someone forcing him into a relationship. Heck, he even chooses to ask Lucy on a date on his own without any help or push from his daughters or Minions. It shows how love comes naturally from him developing feelings for a girl he already has gotten acquainted with and not from trying to hook him up with a random girl he obviously doesn’t share anything in common or want anything to do with them.
Is she considered their stepmom, Gru never had a wife before tho?
I liked the "147 dates later" bit. Gru and Lucy didn't just suddenly marry in the span of weeks, they actually had a proper relationship before tying the knot. so many series have the main leads marry quickly, it's unrealistic.
Just having a blank screen with text that fast forwards the relationship building is functionally the same as any other story directly skipping to the wedding.
I find it odd that the filmmakers cared about time in this film compared to the sequels, especially the upcoming 4th film where Gru and Lucy have a baby just out of nowhere with no build up or any proper passage of time to conceive a child. At least from what I can tell with the second film, it takes place a year after the first film, enough time for both Gru and the gorls to have gotten accustomed to their lives as a family and for Agnes to miss her biological mom.
@@Kingdom850 better than omitting it completely. "x amount of time later" is better than a continuity error / really shitty portrayal of relationships
@@DumplingDoodle The bare minimum is not better by much, but go off.
@@Kingdom850 oh god I can tell you absolutely suck to talk to
That fan fic was Alex’s passion and you can’t tell me otherwise 😂😂
WAY too much effort went into this bit for it to be just a one-off...
@@chrispambo1539 it was shockingly detailed... I just sat there with eyes wide open and an empty brain, trying to process what just happened... But he does have the talent for it!
That was... a ride lmao
@@chrispambo1539 My thoughts exactly 😂
Hello fellow fg pfp
11:25 the dude looks like the human version of the son who from “Horton hears a who”
YES HE DOES 😂😂😂
This!!!! I'm so glad I'm not the only one that sees it.
🎶on the fifteenth of may in the jungle of nool🎶
i thought the same thing lol
He looks like baby Onceler, lol
"which she does very elegantly"
Lucy: *proceeded to hit Gru with her car*
Um...It's called irony.... maybe Google it or something
@@UnfazedPhoenix Um...It's called a joke....maybe Google it or something
"because... my house is made of candy, and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems"
yea this line alone deserves an award.
"...And it's just made the hole in the roof bigger... And I continued to eat my problems."
Basically chronicle alcoholism, something you use to hide your problems, but, that generate a new problem ya want to hide from, creating a vicious cycle.
This movie is getting to real fr reals 🙃😑
8:42 the fact that this unironically sounds like so many existing fanfictions is both hilarious and vaguely concerning (but seriously, "big ed's big ed" took me OUT)
fr i couldnt stop laughing, dude was seriously getting into that fancfiction omg
@@tealing_ ikr like the dedication required to actually write all that
"Coagulating mayonaise" made me laugh and gag.
Sir why are reading Fan Fictions like that
it froze my brain for a bit then i could stop laughing.
Interesting Fact, Lucy is voiced by Kristen Wig, the same actress who voiced Miss Hatty in the first movie
Just let that sink in
😮
😦😟
Erm, 🤓 cinema sins pointed that out
@@DudeAwesome0819 erm nobody with a brain watches that movie “critic”
@@amusedapple4933 why is that?
9:18 petition for Alex to open an official Ao3 where he posts these stuff. I'd read them 😂
The sad thing is I went through the same thing that gru did as a kid, if you know the cheese touch from diary of the wimpy kid, well I was the cheese, got so bad that they had to put a rule in place to make them stop lasted for about 2 and half years. Kids are brutal man.
that's so sad oh my goodness. i hope it hasn't affected you terribly and if it did that you've healed from it somehow. kids really can be brutal
@@amakiethagod I'm still healing from it, but it's gotten better.
This happened to another kid (he was homophobic so he low-key deserved it) we got all versions of the cheese touch banned
Damn. That is really awful. I'm sorry that happened to you. ❤
Kids are ruthless. I’m sorry man :( 🫂🫶🏻
3:47 doing the bare minimum? Do you see this party? He rented every kind of kids birthday party event at once and put on a pink dress and dropped from the roof and cooked for all these people. What the fuck else do you expect him to do?
Yeah, I know it's just a joke but honestly, my dad wouldn't have gone through that! And he's a good dad! And my birthday parties were never that extravagant. Just a few close friends and family. That's it. Nothing super spectacular. That sounds like I don't appreciate it, but I do! Just saying that I never had a bouncy house or a fairy princess, nothing compared to what she got! Again, not saying this as a jab, just mentioning. I loved my birthday parties as we would have them in the hotel, since it would be too cold to have it at the beach due to my birthday being in the cold winter months. I always wished I had it in summer.
@@wintermoon7003 it sounds like you're worried your dad will read this
fr😂
Really, I know it was supposed to be a joke but the whole everything men do is the bare minimum has become so bad that it makes the minions seem smart.
tf u so pressed 4 lol
9:04 this video took a weird turn
A VERY WEIRD TURN.
Exactly what i thought it’s a kid movie made me uncomfortable 😮
I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe
Big eds big ed twitched. 😭😭😭
It was beautiful.
El Macho is by far the best thing about this movie.
No
He's the worst
As a Mexican manz funny as fuck tho
He's funny
@@izzysmith6331 el macho carried the movie
9:13
"What you've done has made God very sad..."
Everyday we stray further from God
My favorite part of the movie that Alex didn't talk about was when Margo gets dumped by El Machos son and shes just sad and is like guys are dumb and Gru just pulls a great dad move and comforts her while also getting back at this 10 year boy who broke his little girls heart and just freezes him 😂 Like its just such a good dad moment that I love
Isn't she twelve,or is that the third movie?
Hot take: Despicable Me 2 is better than the first, while the villain isn’t as good as Vector, I still love the relationship between Gru and Lucy.
El macho is at the least as good as vector imo
I like him better than Vector. He was so cringe and annoying
i have more memories with the second one so just by bias only i agree
AGREED
El Macho solos
"Sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems." Welp, thanks for calling me out like that. Dx
Most real thing ever.
"Gru does the bare minimum as a dad"
When was the last time you jumped off the roof in a pink fairy princess dress for your daughter's birthday?
When was the last time you spent the entire day with the neighborhood wine moms so your daughter could have fun with her friends?
When was the last time you did a complete 180 in your career so that your kids could have a better life?
In fact, when was the last time you framed a child with a felony to protect your daughter from a broken heart?
Gru is a tremendous father, and this "dads do the bare minimum" joke is far too over used and belittles hardworking men far too often.
Unfathomably based
I think this "joke" is more about dads in marriage, not single dads(simply because those men, that don't really want to take responsibility for their child, wouldn't take this child after divorce). There are too many fathers, that don't do *anything*, and so those, who actually do something (even if it's just a bare minimum), become praised as if it's something special (meanwhile nobody praises moms, who do absolutely the same).
So while there are actually great dads, that do a lot of work for their children, that they actually love, there are too many lazy irresponsible dads, and some people try to call them out for it.
@@mif_sovremennosty you're making pretty bold assumptions, men do want to take custody of their children but the legal system heavily favors mothers over fathers in custody battles
@@Scornfullno way you actually took this to heart lol
@@technogirl315 Uh ok? Having an opinion and stating what you believe is bad now because? You say so?
The craziest thing about Minions being so popular is that even when we got their full history (i.e. they weren't created by Gru) that didn't stop people from still liking them despite the clear connotation.
they would have 100% served the nazi’s if given the chance
@@roux6715I think it was shown that they were conveniently stuck in ice caves during the 40’s in the minions movie
8:36 Thanks, I hate how I can’t unsee it now.
"I assume she's turning like, 3 1/2 or something"
Agnes on her 3rd birthday: "welp, time to skip half a year :)"
She has to be turning four right? No two-year-old would be able to talk as good as she did in the first movie.
@@Sometimeslifeiscrazy My nephew did. But he's a literal genius and I'm not saying that to brag about him.
The girls don't age
@@Sometimeslifeiscrazy She’s seven actually, got it from the wiki.
@@wintermoon7003 I'm gonna be real with you my friend. From personal experience, I started talking at 7 months old, and was speaking at that level by 1 1/2 at the latest. And that, combined with my reading comprehension, are pretty much the only exceptional things about me. So please, try not to put too much pressure on the poor kid if it turns out that he's not a literal genius down the line...
Not sure if I should be concerned about how fleshed out that Bob the Tomato fanfic was...
thanks cultureddegenerate with a thirsty anime pfp
My expectations: Despicable Me review
Reality: big Ed and a tomato fanfic
15:00 when you remember that one embarrassing thing you did years ago
And “doing something feeling fearless while not realizing what you just did to yourself”
@@PurpleGuy661 what
"Your father and I are getting divorced"
Alex: THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD ONE
Alex just loving Agnes is the best part of these videos. He would adopt that child even if he wasn't trying to steal the moon.
Edit: HOLY CRAP! Thanks for all the likes!
YES
I had probably *just* removed the "sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems" line from my rotation of catchphrases no one knows I'm referencing. Oh well, back at it again with self awareness
I actually experienced the "Gru-ties" thing when I was in elementary school, if I ever bumped into someone they'd rub the spot and rub it on someone else and say "-name- germs no rub backs!"
Me wearing glasses and childhood asthma were treated as such at school too. It hurt a lot...
Without getting into it my original name meant tea in my language so people would be like "anti tea vaccine!!!" and pretend to vaccinate themselves whenever I just walked past. Good times!!! Definitely didn't contribute to anything for me
Also just to clarify I wasn't bullied (just) for my name it was because I was neurodivergent
ow :( I hope life has been fair to you both since then
@@mirae3776 got better after I went to middle school in the next town over. Was still bullied a bit later on but nowhere near as bad as grade school
@@hazbinotakusimp2182bro if you were more insane this would’ve been your villain back story
Doing some research I found out that Gru is in his mid fifties and Lucy is in her mid thirties. So Gru got himself a young woman for his age. He’s a player
HES IN HIS 50’S?!
The Despicable Me wiki says Gru is 44 and Lucy is 43. Where are you getting this information
You need to look up the definition of a player 😂. An age gap does not equate to "a player"
14:00 the way she flew into the back of the car omg
omg the way they tied her to the car. I don't think that's humanly possible for our bodies to do.
That extract of fanfiction reminds me of why us writers are never taken seriously
Like in general or only fanfiction writers?
Real
Did not expect the fanfiction to go on as long as it did, but it was definitely...interesting
Come on the Minions singing Boys 2 Men at the end was absolutely adorable!!! "Da bah do bah dee boo, bee dah dee dooh da bah, dah be do be do, dah be do be DEEE!!!!" all to the End of the Road instrumentals... perfect!
15:22 sweet baby Jesus why is this the funniest one I've ever seen? 😂
i didn't get it 🥺
yeah please explain
Jesus is our Lord and Savior,not a cuss word
@@HeartEllisIt's not a swear tho lol, it's a phrase to express shock. Besides, Jesus is just a name, what's the big deal about it
8:51
Please... don't
I love Alex’s beef with the minions when they’re characters for the 3-8 year olds to lose their minds over. Beefing with a toddler stand-in 😂
That minions giggling at Ramsbottoms' name shows just how much they are the weakest part as right after that we get the much funnier interaction of Gru calling him "Mr. Sheep's butt", which he corrects that it's Ramsbottom only for Gru to reply "Like that's any better!"
You can definetely see the Minions and their antics becoming a lot more prominent in Despicable Me 2, but the Gru/Lucy relationship gives the film a heart that Despicable Me 3 lacks, which at that point really didn't know what to do with Gru now that he was happily married and not a villain. The less said about the Minions movie the better, although the followup Rise of Gru is a vast improvement thanks to Gru as a child villain.
TL:DR the humans are funny. The jellybeans aren't.
To be honest, I like the Minions. As a kid I found them hilarious, and being older I still they can be pretty funny. I don’t think they’re annoying or terrible.
I like how they were fighting each other with medieval weapons at the beginning of the movie
this barely has anything to do with your comment, but i always thought his name was Lambsbottom, not Ramsbottom lol
I get what you're saying but I honestly think the minions are actually funny in despicable me 1 and 2 and this part is one of them. They reminded me of children who would laugh at adults when they say something not normal.
Alex's fanfic at 8:44 had me rollinggg
He's good.
Too good.....
I kept thinking the joke was going to end but it's still going😅😅😂
When I watched this movie, I misinterpreted that moment when Agnes looks at Lucy in awe and asks her if she's single. For a moment, I straight-up thought she was in love with Lucy and tried to ask her out on a date, and I thought, "Well, this movie just took a very unexpected turn..."
haha glad I'm not the only one! 😂
3:40 Throws the most expensive party, dreses as a fairy, treats his girls as the most important thing, "does the bare minimum" lmfao
"Sometimes I eat, instead of facing my problems." First I chuckled at the reaction at 3:14, then I stared at the Pocky in my hand and got awkwardly silent.
You’re Japanese?
@@WakerOfTheSky No, I'm not. ;) but I enjoy Japanese snacks.
honestly this whole series just has it done right. From the first movie, they gave us characters that we would instantly love and come to care about, and in this one, it’s Lucy, she’s just amazing
3:11 Hit a little too close to home Alex?
4:08 oh no not a ugly girl!!
During the height of the pandemic, especially while a lot of us were in lockdown, many of us discovered stress eating. And once the biggest cause of stress went away, we didn't magically just discover a new coping mechanism.
3:46 "A dad doing the bare minimum"
*Gru organising the entire party, barbecueing for everyone then getting lowered off his roof by a rope while dressed as a fairy.*
It was a joke. it's a fictional kids movie about supervillains and minions 😂😂😂😂😂 calm down Karen.
@@UnfazedPhoenix Calm down mate, it's just a joke. No need to get your knickers in a twist
Fun fact: I was terrified of the purple minions for over 10 years lol. Literally my biggest childhood fear and now i watch them and I just can't stop laughing 😭
My favorite part of this movie was the purple minions. They were so insane and out of control, I loved them every single time they came on screen. 😅
Absolutely. They crack me up
They were crazy
They traumatized me 👍
I loved how Gru was still able to recognize them after that. It was a great way to build on the running gag of the first film.
He 9:23 got real serious with the fanfiction
😂I had to skip half this video
13:31 just realized thats mabel from gravity falls
Kristen schaal!
*voice*
I think y mean the voice for her is here
I love her lmao
@@rosepetalgarden me too
As a guy who studied sociology and now makes videos about videogames.. well.. this joke 12:08 hit so hard
Great movies but after this it goes downhill with 3 and idk about the 4th yet 😂
That’s some beautiful fanfic Alex, you should start a wattpad series
Nah. AO3 is better
The part of letting Jesus take the wheel when driving in Fortnite is honestly so real
"SOMETIMES I EAT INSTEAD OF FACING MY PROBLEMS" same gru, same
Yeah imma need a full video of you reading us the finished copy of that fanfic because that is freaking hilarious
12:30 which means that this guy got laid which is weird 😂😂
Well it is funny but cute at the same time that he loves his daughters to the point he would dress up like a fairy princess for Agnes birthday
Oh alex, you're in for a ride....
5:34 “and that’s how I met your father”
lipstick tazer:D
5:48 - As a long-time Fortnite player, and someone who has fully embraced the chaos of its newest season, I loved this bit 😂
1:57 RHEA BLOODY RIPLEY
After this one it goes down hill…
Also I couldn’t watch this as a kid because the purple minions scared me so much 😂
Fun Fact: 13:31 for those who don’t know voice actor is Mabel’s voice from Gravity Falls
Kristen Schaal
Yea I recognized it
Dang it I was gonna say that
Omg, yes!
She also voices the ape from cloudy with a chance of meatballs, barb
I never thought Alex would dote on Agnes so much
15:08 Alex laughed the same time as me. I'm cracking up 😢😂
Honestly, I think the minions are the kids favorite characters is because they don’t understand the story that much. Maybe I was just an idiot child, but I couldn’t follow the story, it feels like it had a few complicated plot points. Similar to the incredibles, where there are themes and big chunks of the movie never got. The minions are a bright color, make unusual noises, and do “funny” skits that any kid can understand. As long as you can capture the kids full attention and understanding, even for a small bit, they won’t mind the rest of the movie. I mean most movies will keep a kid intrigued with the images and sound, but that won’t be the kids favorite because they can’t understand are relate.
Anyway, that’s just my take. I’m not a child psychologist so this is all just what I’ve picked up from my own experiences and watch others.
6:52. So true though. Sofia the First has more lore than you think
Hahaha True my favourite disney show of all time
8:42 The fact that El Macho's nane is also Ed makes it so much better
When ever I hear El Macho, it reminds me the song "Macho Man".
6:04 this had me laughing for several minutes lmao
Jesus take the wheeeeel~
The original of that song is my mother in law's ringtone. Now every time I hear it I will thinking of penguinz0 stealing an SVU in Fortnite. Phenomenal.
@@mallorycarpinski1160 lmao that really is an image
@@wooperfan584 wooooooo yeah baby this is the fortnite suv ive been waiting for woooooo surrender to the revolver god
@@expres_natchos by revolver god I think you mean penguinz0 lol
✨Jesus stole my car ✨
I think the first one was the best just because the minions hadn’t become too mainstream yet. They didn’t know the success they would be thus they weren’t rlly important. But once they saw it, they gave them side quests and movies etc. the movies are good or decent but they got worse as it progressed because they shoved boomer jokes in our faces
DM 1 and 2 are genuinely good movies in my opinion. 2 is very underrated, understandably so. After that they do get really bad.
Hearing Alex talk about Kelsey is the best
This movie has El Macho. How is this not the best movie *EVER*
haha I used to think it was El Nacho
Always coming on clutch when i’m about to eat 😂
I’m also about to eat
I’m also eating
Yep, I was chopping vegetables to make lunch.
13:55 They could've just put her in the trunk like Lucy did to Gru.
Dude, I know. It makes no sence. I don't get it.
"90 Days in the Produce Isle" WHEN?! Publish it NOW!!!
This '90 Days in the Produce Aisle' review had WAY too much 'Despicable Me 2' in it.
I just think it's funny how Lucy was looking around and only saw Gru on the bodies of a bunch of women with big boobs, and it's the first thing she noticed at 14:32
Would
I love that Gillian has a Karen haircut. 😂
And yes, Agnes is beyond Adorable. ❤️
The slow version of reading rainbow killed me LOL I always love your humor. Especially the slow pan on your faces of confusion
5:58 this is 100% what fortnite looks like. Doom Guy and Spiderman are optional.
I love this film, which is just so odd because I really don't like DM1, 3, or Minions 1&2, but this film just hit the right amount of comedy, stupid humour, realistic crazy romance, and funny spy stuff that I just really enjoy it.
I never thought I would wake up and hear fanfiction between big Ed and a tomato
that "butterfly in the sky..." TOOK ME OUT
I was dying 🤣
The 2nd one is the best one. The relationship is cute with Gru and Lucy, and the Agnes and Lucy too 🥰
Hello Alex! I've been watching your videos for a few years now. I don't know what you did, but the scripts lately have been so hilarious! Your jokes, segues, and non sequiturs have been on point. Good job and keep doing the lords work.
"Despicable me too the 2013 followup to the movie that would ruin your mom's Facebook feed forever."
-Alex Meyer 2024
quote of the century I tell you what
The big ed and bob the tomato fanfic had me tweakin😭
2:02 CHAPPELL ROAN MENTIONED!
literally just found Chappell Roan last week, I'm obsessed, Alex clearly has good taste!
3:08 I’m literally finishing a bag of gummy bears, dammit 😭
9:03 You really have that fanfiction huh, Alex????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
12:17 not the meta self-roast 😭
If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle....
Stop. Don't. I can't...
DO WE HAVE A SONG FOR YOU
Veggie ta-ales
Veggie ta-ales
Veggie ta-ales
VE-GGIE TALES!
BROCCOLI
CELERY
GOTT-A BE -!!
8:56 I’m dying what it this 😭😭
Hell
The fact that that fanfic is better written than most media these days.
Not even gonna kink shame you Alex, you've earned this one.