its ok the gangs in singapore very nice :) they will always ask u what's your problem.you can always tell them abt ur bills and who knows,maybe they will help.They also say "let's settle outside".They know they don't want others to hear about our problems so they invite u go outside to settle ur debts.
I can't believe i played Mano in this 😩😭 4 years ago HAHAHAHA I literally asked the directors why are the scripts so unrealistic and bad and they said "that's what Singaporeans like" 😭😭 what a country we live in
I'm a secondary 3 student and I'm NA. I regret taking DnT because it's boring and I wish that I chose A-Math but I didn't because I didn't know it's about math and banking which get better pay too. I want bank job so I can get good pay but I didn't know that Is part of A-math. After completing Secondary school, Would I still be able to get a bank job or no? ☹️
@@hackervhangohlee9515 amath doesn't deal much with banking honestly, it's actually POA. But one way is to go buisness School in poly bah. I oso not very sure cause I didn't look much into banking stuff hahahaa
@@hackervhangohlee9515 you can try looking at ngee ann school of business or sp website. They will tell u which subjects u need. For poly it's L1R2B2 (language 1, related 2, best 2). Hope this helps
@@hackervhangohlee9515 amath is honestly just a basic foundational level of math in tertiary education e.g. H2 math in JC, where majority of concepts taught in amath is related to H2 math. then again ofc amath is relevant in poly courses too. and yea you should do research about the courses you want to take. for me i only know abt SP's diploma in banking and finance (DBKF) so u could try for that course HAHAH hope this helps too 🥴
Sneaky Sushii is the epitome of comedy istg, your videos are merely reaction videos about lame topics, but you're somehow able to make your videos insanely hilarious. Absolutely love your channel and you always make my day
Every Singaporean gangster life : be your class good boy (primary school), meet friend's at secondary, kid offers cirgerates,smokes,steals copi from your uncle
I honestly feel that at the end of Primary School literally the person we need to apologise to most isn’t even the Teachers, it’s 小明 because of all the things we did to him- make him fail exams, make him get into trouble, make him bully and get bullied.... the list is endless
* coughs in 2019 Psle * A word of advice...it's tramautic,ain't gonna lie to you,but after Psle activities are the best! Cherish your time in primary school...I still miss primary school 😔 Just do your best.No regrets!!
So the police's plan for arresting Jun Xiong depends entirely on the fact that some guy accidentally spilled coffee on his shirt in a kopitiam. Wow, Julius, great moves, keep it up, proud of you.
Seriously Sushi this is the funniest video you’ve ever done. Absolutely cracked me up. The least scary gang that ever existed. I lost it every time you said thundercock
as a student myself, i have totally had a temptation to join a very vicious gang during the holidays, because i was very bored during the holidays so i can beat up poor orphans
Gangs headquarters
Amarica: dark alleyway
Singapore: void decks
facts
@@TheLFCFactor it's more Singaporean then our kopitiam
*Sg:dark central park*
No such thing it’s Yishun
@@枫叶-d9g *mine have*
its ok the gangs in singapore very nice :) they will always ask u what's your problem.you can always tell them abt ur bills and who knows,maybe they will help.They also say "let's settle outside".They know they don't want others to hear about our problems so they invite u go outside to settle ur debts.
Lmao
Hahahaha
Good one
Why u copy jokes?
@@---fq4cl why ur kukubird so small
I can't believe i played Mano in this 😩😭 4 years ago HAHAHAHA I literally asked the directors why are the scripts so unrealistic and bad and they said "that's what Singaporeans like" 😭😭 what a country we live in
Also this video made my day HAHAHA brings back old memories
who's the guy who played melvin??
tahsh we just did it for the money lah HAHAHAHAHAHAH (it’s marcus here btw)
@@TheDESTROYER613 HAHAHA it was still fun
LMAOOOO
“That beat dropped harder than melvin”
I think my soul left my body 😂
Cursed comment
That's the only real joke that made me laugh
Meowwwvin
my arse hole sucked up
doesnt that mean someone sucked your soul? 😏
looking at all the ‘actors’ in crimewatch, jun xiong actually did pretty well
Yez
*M E L L L L L LL L L L L L L L L L LL L*
*VIN*
Melvin
Are you american
in my opinion, the actor for jun xiong is one of the best actors in crimewatch
I love how Sushii makes fun of everyone indiscriminately. The "gangsters", the police, the guy involved, and of course, us, the viewers.
214 likes and no comments??!?!?? lemme change that
Plot twist: Jun Xiong is actually Sushii in real life.
I'm a secondary 3 student and I'm NA. I regret taking DnT because it's boring and I wish that I chose A-Math but I didn't because I didn't know it's about math and banking which get better pay too. I want bank job so I can get good pay but I didn't know that Is part of A-math. After completing Secondary school, Would I still be able to get a bank job or no? ☹️
@@hackervhangohlee9515 amath doesn't deal much with banking honestly, it's actually POA. But one way is to go buisness School in poly bah. I oso not very sure cause I didn't look much into banking stuff hahahaa
@@hackervhangohlee9515 you can try looking at ngee ann school of business or sp website. They will tell u which subjects u need. For poly it's L1R2B2 (language 1, related 2, best 2). Hope this helps
@@hackervhangohlee9515 amath is honestly just a basic foundational level of math in tertiary education e.g. H2 math in JC, where majority of concepts taught in amath is related to H2 math. then again ofc amath is relevant in poly courses too. and yea you should do research about the courses you want to take. for me i only know abt SP's diploma in banking and finance (DBKF) so u could try for that course HAHAH hope this helps too 🥴
@@yuuka11 im saying jun xiong is real
Finaly figured out what was missing
"We kick him"
"We punch him"
“Into the river, watch them drown…"
“cuz we no need no gangsters (terrorist),
hanging around”
edit: i forgot that terrorist would be inappropriate in this context
A man has fallen into the river in lego city
song?
The way gangster junxiong gave the *"what you want?!" head*… I lowkey felt the whiplash 🥴
i cant lie sushi is underrated no cap one of the best youtubers ever wait- best youtuber 😎
I never comment but damn this is true
Ipman30 ikr
Him and yeolo are the best sg solo youtubers
Yeah bro same i keep on laughing everytine sushi make fun of something
Maxrusty agreed!!!
Sneaky Sushii is the epitome of comedy istg, your videos are merely reaction videos about lame topics, but you're somehow able to make your videos insanely hilarious. Absolutely love your channel and you always make my day
Thank you so muchh. I'm glad to have made your day a little better
“Meow-vin....? Meow-vin is no name for a gang member!” - Thundercock Alpha Daddy JUNXIONG, 2020
I have a friend who is called Melvin and he was an ex gang member. He also starred in 15 the movie.
"We kick him"
"We punch him"
HAHAHAHA I JUST CAN'T
These are the best green screen effects I've ever seen in Sushiis videos
he's improving
Okie I
"That's where the action is!" (Shows the most peaceful Maple Story giant mushroom houses)
Nice to see you here too
Walao u again
this guy is literally a comment bot showing up on every channel
ayam penyet no its Ray Mak
SHUUT UP FUCK OF
Every Singaporean gangster life : be your class good boy (primary school), meet friend's at secondary, kid offers cirgerates,smokes,steals copi from your uncle
Sounds like a 交损友作文
@@showmeyourelbows3052 ay i wrote that for my exam
Hahaha 小明or小华？or someone else?
Clarissa uwuowo 小文 for the win
I honestly feel that at the end of Primary School literally the person we need to apologise to most isn’t even the Teachers, it’s 小明 because of all the things we did to him- make him fail exams, make him get into trouble, make him bully and get bullied.... the list is endless
Am I the only who eat snacks and sweets when bored instead of joining a gang?
Meeee
That and Netflix, or RUclips, or some hobby or ANYTHING a person would do if bored, OTHER than joining a gang.
no bruh, we join gang
Is good to stay away from gang 👍
No I open the window and jump out
The mother didnt even bother to catch her son haha, OMG manu mother look younger than Manu, haha Jun Xiong actually is the only one who can act.
Not really, he went abit over the top with the shouting but it kinda works for a show like crimewatch
feeling bored, may join gang later
Did you join the scorpion gang or the black spider gang?
@@darrenwang8879 MOsquitO Gang heeRE!
I join bananagang
Petition for Sushi Kor Kor to continue making these amazing Crimewatch episodes.
Yes
Yes yes
So how was your Os guys lmao
police officer: i am SIO Melvin Lim from ang mo kio police division
jun xiong: melvinnnnnn ah. Melvin is no name for a gang member
The funny thing is 😂 my friend brother plays the main character “Melvin” and “Melvin” is actually his name not the brother’s name 😂
whats his name he's lowkey cute...
yoyo yayu he’s lying ofc
Barboo b his face was in the video fam
@@rainbowfish1587 Simp
@@letstalkaboutit88-j4w I don’t think he’s lying tbh
I love how the "gang hideout" is their void deck chinese chessboard
Wow never knew all the ah gongs hanging out at the void decks (pre covid) were actually gang members, geez I'm never telling them my name is Melvin
@@hahahantamme4146
MEOOOOOWWW
VIN
@@hahahantamme4146 ah gongs?
Lmao, you reminded me of the Chinese meme “burn his house, beat his mother” when you raised your hand with a poker face.
It's actually burn his entire family HAHAHAH
Teo Guan Hoe LOL, I typed according to the English translation for this meme instead. I know the Chinese one was “烧他全家，打他妈妈”
*M E M E A H?*
Sushi’s editing skills are getting better and better
Nobody:
Sushi:we punch him we kick him
I should not have laughed so much at it but I did
Miss the anime 😔
"That beat dropped harder than Melvin" shit got me
Haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks for the quality content sushi 🍣
Singapore is so safe that they can't even exaggerate gangs to be threatening in these 'PSA' type programs
Melvin: leaves gang and gets nuked
Manu: rats out gang and nothing happens to him
What a fair world we live in
I mean they all got arrested anyway 😂
0:52 woah jullius lim out here flexing his social studies knowledge
I'm so glad that I found your channel, you've been bringing a smile to my face when I'm down
crimewatch: exists
sushii: I can milk you
I actually saw this episode when I was younger it was one of my favourite episodes of the entire show
to be fair Junxiong was right to be angry 7:58 my boy had a full cup of coffee 8:01 the cup is empty lol
Lmfao an entire cup of coffee just gone to the clothes, the table, and the floor.
“You’re lying on your couch”
DaNG hOw dId He kNoW?
I like that self-DaNG entertainment
kitler.
How many brain cells were there in Melvin’s head when he decided to say “nothing Ma” while looking like a bus used him as a speed bump
When your early: nothing to say
When your late: nothing LEFT to say
We kick him we punch him
Literally made My day. You should make those crimewatch review a series
the "we punch him, we kick him" after the "do you know what we do to people who spill coffee on his Highness got me
Man, even the Losers Club from the film IT can straight up beat this so-called ‘gang’ in a real-life fistfight.
Gonna report this video to the police so that Sushii will feature in Crimewatch
I should really start studying for psle
lol same but i alrdy studied
I should be studying for my A's mate but I did rather join a gang now.
* coughs in 2019 Psle *
A word of advice...it's tramautic,ain't gonna lie to you,but after Psle activities are the best!
Cherish your time in primary school...I still miss primary school 😔
Just do your best.No regrets!!
Galaxy_wolf_ Ashley ay same i take psle in 2019, 2019 was quite hard XD. However, Sec 1 harder
TEO ZHAN SHENG HCI dude djke noo thats terrible advice
this channel is a stress reliever I got to go to raffles in Singapore because of this channel I can’t thank this dude enough
1:49
Ang moh: gang huh
Chinese people: Geng ah
Singaporeans: HENG AH!!!!!
HAHAHA your comments are so funny and creative! Love it! And the "kick him", "punch him" mimic - I died laughing
"The beat dropped harder than Melvin" i lost it lolll
8:12 I thought I heard "spilling coffee on his thighness". LOL
We kick him and punch him
The big cross over we hoping for yeolo and sushi colab :D
the skits so funny plus the acting of the crime watch is *Chef's kiss*
entertainment + education is now called 'edutainment'
woww i learned something new
You: It is 100% bull semen
Yun xiong: shakes his head in acknowledgment
Jun*
Wait when did sushi's mic have his name on it?
this is supposed to be serious and educational but im laughing soo hard omg
the 'we kick him we punch him' made me laugh so much
"we kick him, we punch him" HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF BRO U I CANNOT LAH WITH YOUR EDITING
5:08 is that the soccer court at Jurong West Ave 3? Looks like it though.
i should be studying for my o level practical tomorrow but... THIS VIDEO IS MY PRIORITY
This is one of the most entertaining youtube channel in singapore. im just subscribed!
So the police's plan for arresting Jun Xiong depends entirely on the fact that some guy accidentally spilled coffee on his shirt in a kopitiam. Wow, Julius, great moves, keep it up, proud of you.
In the next episode of crimewatch: Sushi using stock images without paying.
When the police investigator walks out the real heavy metal gangster music plays hahaha
Seriously Sushi this is the funniest video you’ve ever done. Absolutely cracked me up. The least scary gang that ever existed. I lost it every time you said thundercock
7:49 out of every shot of him, you decided to pick that one... it’s kinda funny ngl...
Laughed so hard watching this. Gold tier comedy as fucking always.
BROOOO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START STUDYING FOR OLVLS TMR THE PROCRASTINATION.
LMAO SAME ALL THE BEST FOR UR O LVLS TMR
This is what I call wholesome content.
I was drinking water while watching a few seconds before this and spat my drink while seeing this came up 3:22
Love from England✌🏽
I love how sushii makes fun of people but they don’t feel offended and feel like the jokes are funny
5:00
I'm literally dying.
i laughed so hard at "that beat dropped harder than melvin". Good one!
6:08 AUGH
*DROP DROP DROP*
MELVIN AY AUGH AUGH LO BYEN AUGH
@7:30 BRUH....why his arms look like that when he running ?
actually playing soccer under the block is quite gangsta cuz technically it's illegal mah😂
This is too funny 😂😂😂 sneaky sushii gets my vote for best singaporean youtuber
Sneaky Sushii just made Melvin's mom rap over his son's injuries XD
as a student myself, i have totally had a temptation to join a very vicious gang during the holidays, because i was very bored during the holidays so i can beat up poor orphans
Payday gang and gta motorcycle club is where Melvin wants to go.
Jun Xiong returned in Crimewatch 2022 ep 6
Fun Fact: Gangs have to register themselves with the SPF (SSB).
In 6:09, the comedy was at it's peak, and also on 4:31! Keep up the great work!🤣🤣
I suspect mediacorp is secretly testing out some cutting edge androids
bro please continue this crime watch series, damn funny HAHAHAHAH
HEY, he invaded our hougang soccer court
U made the entire show funny instead of the fear you are supposed to feel for the main character
He's a BAT guy lmao
This needs to be made into a series
0:01 I don't have a sofa. I'm waiting for one tho korkor 🥺
It's Melvin's fault for getting everyone arrested when the the group of gang hates leaving
any else laughed when he imitated "Mellllllvin"
Me too hahahaha
so hilarious LOL. Rewatching this in 2022 but still cracks me up entirely. Good job on this classic sneaky korkor
sushii, stream PSYCHO.
sushii, stream MONSTER.
sushii, stream MILKY WAY.
I want to watch the full footage lol. Which episode of Crimewatch is this?
Wait he wasn't already a gang member? 👀😳
Sushii: You’re bored at home, lying on the couch. What do you do?
Me: Watch Sneaky Sushii.
8:48 Bruh tf the building behind u is my house near Toa Payoh there tf
The lack of enthusiasm in the fight really adds spice to this
Meowwl-vin
- Gang Leader
5:00 that was damn funny😂😂❤I didn't knew you can roast this nicely.I mean I was thinking that you can roast but now I knew you can😂😂😂
Legit i had a hard laugh about this episode 😂💀😂
I swear to god this took so much stress of me. Especially cause this week's my exam week
Good luck owo