Joining A Gang in Singapore

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @riliryrimaddyvia9630
    @riliryrimaddyvia9630 4 года назад +2862

    Gangs headquarters
    Amarica: dark alleyway
    Singapore: void decks

  • @remii.4905
    @remii.4905 4 года назад +974

    its ok the gangs in singapore very nice :) they will always ask u what's your problem.you can always tell them abt ur bills and who knows,maybe they will help.They also say "let's settle outside".They know they don't want others to hear about our problems so they invite u go outside to settle ur debts.

  • @profkhem
    @profkhem 4 года назад +1903

    I can't believe i played Mano in this 😩😭 4 years ago HAHAHAHA I literally asked the directors why are the scripts so unrealistic and bad and they said "that's what Singaporeans like" 😭😭 what a country we live in

    • @profkhem
      @profkhem 4 года назад +313

      Also this video made my day HAHAHA brings back old memories

    • @rainbowfish1587
      @rainbowfish1587 4 года назад +94

      who's the guy who played melvin??

    • @TheDESTROYER613
      @TheDESTROYER613 4 года назад +256

      tahsh we just did it for the money lah HAHAHAHAHAHAH (it’s marcus here btw)

    • @profkhem
      @profkhem 4 года назад +126

      @@TheDESTROYER613 HAHAHA it was still fun

    • @adoroselatte
      @adoroselatte 4 года назад +23

      LMAOOOO

  • @kszy2384
    @kszy2384 4 года назад +1212

    “That beat dropped harder than melvin”
    I think my soul left my body 😂

  • @fartdispenser6163
    @fartdispenser6163 4 года назад +400

    looking at all the ‘actors’ in crimewatch, jun xiong actually did pretty well

    • @adoroselatte
      @adoroselatte 4 года назад +4

      Yez

    • @userre0986
      @userre0986 4 года назад +37

      *M E L L L L L LL L L L L L L L L L LL L*
      *VIN*

    • @SteezyDame
      @SteezyDame 3 года назад +1

      Melvin

    • @SteezyDame
      @SteezyDame 3 года назад +1

      Are you american

    • @chickennugget4094
      @chickennugget4094 3 года назад +21

      in my opinion, the actor for jun xiong is one of the best actors in crimewatch

  • @jchen8902
    @jchen8902 4 года назад +293

    I love how Sushii makes fun of everyone indiscriminately. The "gangsters", the police, the guy involved, and of course, us, the viewers.

    • @mysterygoffer
      @mysterygoffer Год назад +2

      214 likes and no comments??!?!?? lemme change that

  • @glennteyjc
    @glennteyjc 4 года назад +1269

    Plot twist: Jun Xiong is actually Sushii in real life.

    • @hackervhangohlee9515
      @hackervhangohlee9515 4 года назад +28

      I'm a secondary 3 student and I'm NA. I regret taking DnT because it's boring and I wish that I chose A-Math but I didn't because I didn't know it's about math and banking which get better pay too. I want bank job so I can get good pay but I didn't know that Is part of A-math. After completing Secondary school, Would I still be able to get a bank job or no? ☹️

    • @user-hy3tm2mu4t
      @user-hy3tm2mu4t 4 года назад +44

      @@hackervhangohlee9515 amath doesn't deal much with banking honestly, it's actually POA. But one way is to go buisness School in poly bah. I oso not very sure cause I didn't look much into banking stuff hahahaa

    • @user-hy3tm2mu4t
      @user-hy3tm2mu4t 4 года назад +14

      @@hackervhangohlee9515 you can try looking at ngee ann school of business or sp website. They will tell u which subjects u need. For poly it's L1R2B2 (language 1, related 2, best 2). Hope this helps

    • @zjt5857
      @zjt5857 4 года назад +10

      @@hackervhangohlee9515 amath is honestly just a basic foundational level of math in tertiary education e.g. H2 math in JC, where majority of concepts taught in amath is related to H2 math. then again ofc amath is relevant in poly courses too. and yea you should do research about the courses you want to take. for me i only know abt SP's diploma in banking and finance (DBKF) so u could try for that course HAHAH hope this helps too 🥴

    • @glennteyjc
      @glennteyjc 4 года назад

      @@yuuka11 im saying jun xiong is real

  • @cloudyboy45
    @cloudyboy45 4 года назад +385

    Finaly figured out what was missing
    "We kick him"
    "We punch him"
    “Into the river, watch them drown…"

    • @russellteoh6038
      @russellteoh6038 4 года назад +14

      “cuz we no need no gangsters (terrorist),
      hanging around”
      edit: i forgot that terrorist would be inappropriate in this context

    • @ItsOver1237
      @ItsOver1237 4 года назад +10

      A man has fallen into the river in lego city

    • @riceymartin2203
      @riceymartin2203 3 года назад

      song?

  • @asian6oy
    @asian6oy 4 года назад +182

    The way gangster junxiong gave the *"what you want?!" head*… I lowkey felt the whiplash 🥴

  • @ok-tm9qt
    @ok-tm9qt 4 года назад +682

    i cant lie sushi is underrated no cap one of the best youtubers ever wait- best youtuber 😎

    • @beanmc6972
      @beanmc6972 4 года назад +8

      I never comment but damn this is true

    • @张美-b7e
      @张美-b7e 4 года назад

      Ipman30 ikr

    • @russianstick7041
      @russianstick7041 4 года назад +18

      Him and yeolo are the best sg solo youtubers

    • @xhxhdhxhdh4272
      @xhxhdhxhdh4272 4 года назад +5

      Yeah bro same i keep on laughing everytine sushi make fun of something

    • @GoatedMerchant23
      @GoatedMerchant23 4 года назад

      Maxrusty agreed!!!

  • @Dkuaeshfn
    @Dkuaeshfn 4 года назад +175

    Sneaky Sushii is the epitome of comedy istg, your videos are merely reaction videos about lame topics, but you're somehow able to make your videos insanely hilarious. Absolutely love your channel and you always make my day

    • @SneakySushii
      @SneakySushii  4 года назад +58

      Thank you so muchh. I'm glad to have made your day a little better

  • @elvistan6601
    @elvistan6601 4 года назад +89

    “Meow-vin....? Meow-vin is no name for a gang member!” - Thundercock Alpha Daddy JUNXIONG, 2020

    • @yaphong-weijonathan2683
      @yaphong-weijonathan2683 4 года назад +5

      I have a friend who is called Melvin and he was an ex gang member. He also starred in 15 the movie.

  • @carolinewong5928
    @carolinewong5928 4 года назад +145

    "We kick him"
    "We punch him"
    HAHAHAHA I JUST CAN'T

  • @shanjaysivalingam1425
    @shanjaysivalingam1425 4 года назад +279

    These are the best green screen effects I've ever seen in Sushiis videos

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 года назад +1324

    "That's where the action is!" (Shows the most peaceful Maple Story giant mushroom houses)

  • @riliryrimaddyvia9630
    @riliryrimaddyvia9630 4 года назад +178

    Every Singaporean gangster life : be your class good boy (primary school), meet friend's at secondary, kid offers cirgerates,smokes,steals copi from your uncle

    • @showmeyourelbows3052
      @showmeyourelbows3052 4 года назад +20

      Sounds like a 交损友作文

    • @ninonakano8131
      @ninonakano8131 4 года назад +6

      @@showmeyourelbows3052 ay i wrote that for my exam

    • @showmeyourelbows3052
      @showmeyourelbows3052 4 года назад +6

      Hahaha 小明or小华?or someone else?

    • @ninonakano8131
      @ninonakano8131 4 года назад +5

      Clarissa uwuowo 小文 for the win

    • @dookiecyoj
      @dookiecyoj 4 года назад +17

      I honestly feel that at the end of Primary School literally the person we need to apologise to most isn’t even the Teachers, it’s 小明 because of all the things we did to him- make him fail exams, make him get into trouble, make him bully and get bullied.... the list is endless

  • @hishark7082
    @hishark7082 4 года назад +657

    Am I the only who eat snacks and sweets when bored instead of joining a gang?

    • @sarachoo9628
      @sarachoo9628 4 года назад +2

      Meeee

    • @Teku99
      @Teku99 4 года назад +14

      That and Netflix, or RUclips, or some hobby or ANYTHING a person would do if bored, OTHER than joining a gang.

    • @ohitsdarren
      @ohitsdarren 4 года назад +25

      no bruh, we join gang

    • @ZERO_0594
      @ZERO_0594 4 года назад +2

      Is good to stay away from gang 👍

    • @arandomperson4110
      @arandomperson4110 4 года назад +16

      No I open the window and jump out

  • @gweejiahan9336
    @gweejiahan9336 4 года назад +119

    The mother didnt even bother to catch her son haha, OMG manu mother look younger than Manu, haha Jun Xiong actually is the only one who can act.

    • @UmmOopsy
      @UmmOopsy 4 года назад +16

      Not really, he went abit over the top with the shouting but it kinda works for a show like crimewatch

  • @natslh9491
    @natslh9491 4 года назад +169

    feeling bored, may join gang later

    • @darrenwang8879
      @darrenwang8879 4 года назад +8

      Did you join the scorpion gang or the black spider gang?

    • @bosunbill9059
      @bosunbill9059 3 года назад +2

      @@darrenwang8879 MOsquitO Gang heeRE!

    • @userre0986
      @userre0986 3 года назад +1

      I join bananagang

  • @mythicalreal6260
    @mythicalreal6260 4 года назад +68

    Petition for Sushi Kor Kor to continue making these amazing Crimewatch episodes.

  • @keithjeremiah8213
    @keithjeremiah8213 4 года назад +39

    police officer: i am SIO Melvin Lim from ang mo kio police division
    jun xiong: melvinnnnnn ah. Melvin is no name for a gang member

  • @roseynin8017
    @roseynin8017 4 года назад +188

    The funny thing is 😂 my friend brother plays the main character “Melvin” and “Melvin” is actually his name not the brother’s name 😂

    • @rainbowfish1587
      @rainbowfish1587 4 года назад +9

      whats his name he's lowkey cute...

    • @letstalkaboutit88-j4w
      @letstalkaboutit88-j4w 4 года назад +8

      yoyo yayu he’s lying ofc

    • @blitz3046
      @blitz3046 4 года назад +4

      Barboo b his face was in the video fam

    • @lemon2524
      @lemon2524 4 года назад +1

      @@rainbowfish1587 Simp

    • @marctang3802
      @marctang3802 4 года назад +1

      @@letstalkaboutit88-j4w I don’t think he’s lying tbh

  • @shyrory
    @shyrory 4 года назад +103

    I love how the "gang hideout" is their void deck chinese chessboard

    • @hahahantamme4146
      @hahahantamme4146 4 года назад +10

      Wow never knew all the ah gongs hanging out at the void decks (pre covid) were actually gang members, geez I'm never telling them my name is Melvin

    • @demonic6042
      @demonic6042 4 года назад +1

      @@hahahantamme4146
      MEOOOOOWWW
      VIN

    • @userre0986
      @userre0986 3 года назад

      @@hahahantamme4146 ah gongs?

  • @ameliatan406
    @ameliatan406 4 года назад +280

    Lmao, you reminded me of the Chinese meme “burn his house, beat his mother” when you raised your hand with a poker face.

    • @Laapsap
      @Laapsap 4 года назад +10

      It's actually burn his entire family HAHAHAH

    • @ameliatan406
      @ameliatan406 4 года назад +9

      Teo Guan Hoe LOL, I typed according to the English translation for this meme instead. I know the Chinese one was “烧他全家,打他妈妈”

    • @userre0986
      @userre0986 4 года назад +2

      *M E M E A H?*

  • @namelesss3330
    @namelesss3330 4 года назад +32

    Sushi’s editing skills are getting better and better

  • @Jun-bd3mu
    @Jun-bd3mu 4 года назад +387

    Nobody:
    Sushi:we punch him we kick him

    • @hahahantamme4146
      @hahahantamme4146 4 года назад +5

      I should not have laughed so much at it but I did

    • @brandonok813
      @brandonok813 4 года назад +5

      Miss the anime 😔

  • @TV-si5qn
    @TV-si5qn 4 года назад +20

    "That beat dropped harder than Melvin" shit got me

  • @zakeibc
    @zakeibc 4 года назад +31

    Haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks for the quality content sushi 🍣

  • @espai99
    @espai99 4 года назад +27

    Singapore is so safe that they can't even exaggerate gangs to be threatening in these 'PSA' type programs

  • @orochithecat8217
    @orochithecat8217 4 года назад +39

    Melvin: leaves gang and gets nuked
    Manu: rats out gang and nothing happens to him
    What a fair world we live in

  • @noisejunkie8159
    @noisejunkie8159 4 года назад +35

    0:52 woah jullius lim out here flexing his social studies knowledge

  • @Moon-mm9br
    @Moon-mm9br 4 года назад +5

    I'm so glad that I found your channel, you've been bringing a smile to my face when I'm down

  • @saltynutty2365
    @saltynutty2365 4 года назад +19

    crimewatch: exists
    sushii: I can milk you

  • @waiyenderechan5531
    @waiyenderechan5531 4 года назад +4

    I actually saw this episode when I was younger it was one of my favourite episodes of the entire show

  • @ZZ-bm7zo
    @ZZ-bm7zo 4 года назад +22

    to be fair Junxiong was right to be angry 7:58 my boy had a full cup of coffee 8:01 the cup is empty lol

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 3 года назад +3

      Lmfao an entire cup of coffee just gone to the clothes, the table, and the floor.

  • @showmeyourelbows3052
    @showmeyourelbows3052 4 года назад +59

    “You’re lying on your couch”
    DaNG hOw dId He kNoW?

    • @apes2426
      @apes2426 4 года назад +4

      I like that self-DaNG entertainment

    • @koifish4276
      @koifish4276 4 года назад

      kitler.

  • @demonetization6596
    @demonetization6596 3 года назад +14

    How many brain cells were there in Melvin’s head when he decided to say “nothing Ma” while looking like a bus used him as a speed bump

  • @Rich-yw7mp
    @Rich-yw7mp 4 года назад +87

    When your early: nothing to say
    When your late: nothing LEFT to say

    • @di3yus459
      @di3yus459 4 года назад +8

      We kick him we punch him

  • @rommelbartolome6452
    @rommelbartolome6452 4 года назад +4

    Literally made My day. You should make those crimewatch review a series

  • @iamme2645
    @iamme2645 2 года назад +3

    the "we punch him, we kick him" after the "do you know what we do to people who spill coffee on his Highness got me

  • @Jack_Hyde
    @Jack_Hyde 4 года назад +6

    Man, even the Losers Club from the film IT can straight up beat this so-called ‘gang’ in a real-life fistfight.

  • @johnwig285
    @johnwig285 4 года назад +12

    Gonna report this video to the police so that Sushii will feature in Crimewatch

  • @samuelng1628
    @samuelng1628 4 года назад +64

    I should really start studying for psle

    • @exxoticooo2352
      @exxoticooo2352 4 года назад +4

      lol same but i alrdy studied

    • @incognitonotsure909
      @incognitonotsure909 4 года назад +24

      I should be studying for my A's mate but I did rather join a gang now.

    • @galawhale
      @galawhale 4 года назад +1

      * coughs in 2019 Psle *
      A word of advice...it's tramautic,ain't gonna lie to you,but after Psle activities are the best!
      Cherish your time in primary school...I still miss primary school 😔
      Just do your best.No regrets!!

    • @GoatedMerchant23
      @GoatedMerchant23 4 года назад +5

      Galaxy_wolf_ Ashley ay same i take psle in 2019, 2019 was quite hard XD. However, Sec 1 harder

    • @lavaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @lavaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 года назад +2

      TEO ZHAN SHENG HCI dude djke noo thats terrible advice

  • @jx1x152
    @jx1x152 4 года назад +2

    this channel is a stress reliever I got to go to raffles in Singapore because of this channel I can’t thank this dude enough

  • @bananas4592
    @bananas4592 4 года назад +9

    1:49
    Ang moh: gang huh
    Chinese people: Geng ah
    Singaporeans: HENG AH!!!!!

  • @komathimuthurajaa
    @komathimuthurajaa 3 года назад +2

    HAHAHA your comments are so funny and creative! Love it! And the "kick him", "punch him" mimic - I died laughing

  • @NPEG
    @NPEG 4 года назад +8

    "The beat dropped harder than Melvin" i lost it lolll

  • @ChristineTohXH
    @ChristineTohXH 4 года назад +34

    8:12 I thought I heard "spilling coffee on his thighness". LOL

    • @anthp1c518
      @anthp1c518 Год назад

      We kick him and punch him

  • @DragyDL
    @DragyDL 4 года назад +4

    The big cross over we hoping for yeolo and sushi colab :D
    the skits so funny plus the acting of the crime watch is *Chef's kiss*

  • @userh992u23hih
    @userh992u23hih 2 года назад +1

    entertainment + education is now called 'edutainment'
    woww i learned something new

  • @Omega-ci4bq
    @Omega-ci4bq 4 года назад +67

    You: It is 100% bull semen
    Yun xiong: shakes his head in acknowledgment

  • @_Quintus
    @_Quintus 4 года назад +18

    Wait when did sushi's mic have his name on it?

  • @rowanwhat
    @rowanwhat 4 года назад +17

    this is supposed to be serious and educational but im laughing soo hard omg

  • @terence3990
    @terence3990 4 года назад +6

    the 'we kick him we punch him' made me laugh so much

  • @limzhiheng8798
    @limzhiheng8798 4 года назад +3

    "we kick him, we punch him" HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF BRO U I CANNOT LAH WITH YOUR EDITING

  • @whitemirrors
    @whitemirrors 4 года назад +2

    5:08 is that the soccer court at Jurong West Ave 3? Looks like it though.

  • @rayumi9127
    @rayumi9127 4 года назад +8

    i should be studying for my o level practical tomorrow but... THIS VIDEO IS MY PRIORITY

  • @joellim7010
    @joellim7010 4 года назад +1

    This is one of the most entertaining youtube channel in singapore. im just subscribed!

  • @zedtan9783
    @zedtan9783 4 года назад +3

    So the police's plan for arresting Jun Xiong depends entirely on the fact that some guy accidentally spilled coffee on his shirt in a kopitiam. Wow, Julius, great moves, keep it up, proud of you.

  • @howsweetishyein
    @howsweetishyein 4 года назад +14

    In the next episode of crimewatch: Sushi using stock images without paying.

  • @canopyfields
    @canopyfields 2 года назад +3

    When the police investigator walks out the real heavy metal gangster music plays hahaha

  • @acyaus
    @acyaus 4 года назад +2

    Seriously Sushi this is the funniest video you’ve ever done. Absolutely cracked me up. The least scary gang that ever existed. I lost it every time you said thundercock

  • @ohhithere8001
    @ohhithere8001 4 года назад +4

    7:49 out of every shot of him, you decided to pick that one... it’s kinda funny ngl...

  • @evelynang2890
    @evelynang2890 4 года назад +13

    Laughed so hard watching this. Gold tier comedy as fucking always.

  • @moo5235
    @moo5235 4 года назад +24

    BROOOO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START STUDYING FOR OLVLS TMR THE PROCRASTINATION.

    • @rayumi9127
      @rayumi9127 4 года назад +3

      LMAO SAME ALL THE BEST FOR UR O LVLS TMR

  • @shawn.4108
    @shawn.4108 4 года назад +2

    This is what I call wholesome content.

  • @whitetigress0127
    @whitetigress0127 4 года назад +4

    I was drinking water while watching a few seconds before this and spat my drink while seeing this came up 3:22
    Love from England✌🏽

  • @kesean2903
    @kesean2903 Год назад

    I love how sushii makes fun of people but they don’t feel offended and feel like the jokes are funny

  • @Owshua
    @Owshua 4 года назад +8

    5:00
    I'm literally dying.

  • @Valenced
    @Valenced 4 года назад +2

    i laughed so hard at "that beat dropped harder than melvin". Good one!

  • @lambda-m1676
    @lambda-m1676 3 года назад +5

    6:08 AUGH
    *DROP DROP DROP*
    MELVIN AY AUGH AUGH LO BYEN AUGH

  • @jojojo89517
    @jojojo89517 3 года назад +2

    @7:30 BRUH....why his arms look like that when he running ?

  • @thatperson8741
    @thatperson8741 4 года назад +4

    actually playing soccer under the block is quite gangsta cuz technically it's illegal mah😂

  • @sallehinsahrudin7386
    @sallehinsahrudin7386 Год назад

    This is too funny 😂😂😂 sneaky sushii gets my vote for best singaporean youtuber

  • @vintan5934
    @vintan5934 4 года назад +3

    Sneaky Sushii just made Melvin's mom rap over his son's injuries XD

  • @mebiusdore7793
    @mebiusdore7793 2 года назад +1

    as a student myself, i have totally had a temptation to join a very vicious gang during the holidays, because i was very bored during the holidays so i can beat up poor orphans

  • @hu4ngming
    @hu4ngming 4 года назад +3

    Payday gang and gta motorcycle club is where Melvin wants to go.

  • @darkshadow1318
    @darkshadow1318 2 года назад +1

    Jun Xiong returned in Crimewatch 2022 ep 6

  • @delta-romeo0263
    @delta-romeo0263 4 года назад +3

    Fun Fact: Gangs have to register themselves with the SPF (SSB).

  • @rishypantina7527
    @rishypantina7527 2 года назад

    In 6:09, the comedy was at it's peak, and also on 4:31! Keep up the great work!🤣🤣

  • @sbtjlhw111
    @sbtjlhw111 4 года назад +3

    I suspect mediacorp is secretly testing out some cutting edge androids

  • @zoepatrick3545
    @zoepatrick3545 4 года назад +2

    bro please continue this crime watch series, damn funny HAHAHAHAH

  • @zhaojasper3889
    @zhaojasper3889 4 года назад +7

    HEY, he invaded our hougang soccer court

  • @thethreebrosyt1265
    @thethreebrosyt1265 9 месяцев назад

    U made the entire show funny instead of the fear you are supposed to feel for the main character

  • @asian6oy
    @asian6oy 4 года назад +44

    He's a BAT guy lmao

  • @joyyjy302
    @joyyjy302 4 года назад +2

    This needs to be made into a series

  • @吃藥-e2b
    @吃藥-e2b 4 года назад +2

    0:01 I don't have a sofa. I'm waiting for one tho korkor 🥺

  • @JLFans2019Singapore
    @JLFans2019Singapore 3 года назад +2

    It's Melvin's fault for getting everyone arrested when the the group of gang hates leaving

  • @Dylan-qm2ld
    @Dylan-qm2ld 4 года назад +17

    any else laughed when he imitated "Mellllllvin"

  • @noel7187
    @noel7187 2 года назад

    so hilarious LOL. Rewatching this in 2022 but still cracks me up entirely. Good job on this classic sneaky korkor

  • @EvilEscape
    @EvilEscape 4 года назад +6

    sushii, stream PSYCHO.
    sushii, stream MONSTER.
    sushii, stream MILKY WAY.

  • @stephmeis53
    @stephmeis53 3 года назад +1

    I want to watch the full footage lol. Which episode of Crimewatch is this?

  • @Kokola-qh9wp
    @Kokola-qh9wp 4 года назад +15

    Wait he wasn't already a gang member? 👀😳

  • @cr0w666valorant
    @cr0w666valorant 4 года назад +1

    Sushii: You’re bored at home, lying on the couch. What do you do?
    Me: Watch Sneaky Sushii.

  • @DhruvI-fw4sc
    @DhruvI-fw4sc 4 года назад +3

    8:48 Bruh tf the building behind u is my house near Toa Payoh there tf

  • @crowdemon_archives
    @crowdemon_archives 3 года назад

    The lack of enthusiasm in the fight really adds spice to this

  • @repwashere
    @repwashere 3 года назад +3

    Meowwl-vin
    - Gang Leader

  • @RUTU341
    @RUTU341 Год назад

    5:00 that was damn funny😂😂❤I didn't knew you can roast this nicely.I mean I was thinking that you can roast but now I knew you can😂😂😂

  • @jefripaul4212
    @jefripaul4212 4 года назад +7

    Legit i had a hard laugh about this episode 😂💀😂

  • @RoadToRichest
    @RoadToRichest 4 года назад +3

    I swear to god this took so much stress of me. Especially cause this week's my exam week

    • @bowiebby
      @bowiebby 4 года назад

      Good luck owo