its ok the gangs in singapore very nice :) they will always ask u what's your problem.you can always tell them abt ur bills and who knows,maybe they will help.They also say "let's settle outside".They know they don't want others to hear about our problems so they invite u go outside to settle ur debts.
I can't believe i played Mano in this 😩😭 4 years ago HAHAHAHA I literally asked the directors why are the scripts so unrealistic and bad and they said "that's what Singaporeans like" 😭😭 what a country we live in
I'm a secondary 3 student and I'm NA. I regret taking DnT because it's boring and I wish that I chose A-Math but I didn't because I didn't know it's about math and banking which get better pay too. I want bank job so I can get good pay but I didn't know that Is part of A-math. After completing Secondary school, Would I still be able to get a bank job or no? ☹️
@@hackervhangohlee9515 amath doesn't deal much with banking honestly, it's actually POA. But one way is to go buisness School in poly bah. I oso not very sure cause I didn't look much into banking stuff hahahaa
@@hackervhangohlee9515 you can try looking at ngee ann school of business or sp website. They will tell u which subjects u need. For poly it's L1R2B2 (language 1, related 2, best 2). Hope this helps
@@hackervhangohlee9515 amath is honestly just a basic foundational level of math in tertiary education e.g. H2 math in JC, where majority of concepts taught in amath is related to H2 math. then again ofc amath is relevant in poly courses too. and yea you should do research about the courses you want to take. for me i only know abt SP's diploma in banking and finance (DBKF) so u could try for that course HAHAH hope this helps too 🥴
Sneaky Sushii is the epitome of comedy istg, your videos are merely reaction videos about lame topics, but you're somehow able to make your videos insanely hilarious. Absolutely love your channel and you always make my day
Every Singaporean gangster life : be your class good boy (primary school), meet friend's at secondary, kid offers cirgerates,smokes,steals copi from your uncle
I honestly feel that at the end of Primary School literally the person we need to apologise to most isn’t even the Teachers, it’s 小明 because of all the things we did to him- make him fail exams, make him get into trouble, make him bully and get bullied.... the list is endless
* coughs in 2019 Psle * A word of advice...it's tramautic,ain't gonna lie to you,but after Psle activities are the best! Cherish your time in primary school...I still miss primary school 😔 Just do your best.No regrets!!
Seriously Sushi this is the funniest video you’ve ever done. Absolutely cracked me up. The least scary gang that ever existed. I lost it every time you said thundercock
So the police's plan for arresting Jun Xiong depends entirely on the fact that some guy accidentally spilled coffee on his shirt in a kopitiam. Wow, Julius, great moves, keep it up, proud of you.
That court is actually a futsal court, designed for normal shoes, futsal is a small court about the size of (40x20m). And the difference you may ask? The shoes are, while football boots has studs (basically things to prevent you from falling) futsal shoe’s doesn’t. Since football’s grass is quite slippery and needs studs to prevent falling or slipping, futsal courts are made of wood or artificial material. Also the goalpost is much more smaller. Also instead of throwing the ball when it goes out, you have to kick it in futsal. That’s right, no throw-ins, you have to rely on your bare feet.
Gangs headquarters
Amarica: dark alleyway
Singapore: void decks
facts
@@TheLFCFactor it's more Singaporean then our kopitiam
*Sg:dark central park*
No such thing it’s Yishun
@@枫叶-d9g *mine have*
its ok the gangs in singapore very nice :) they will always ask u what's your problem.you can always tell them abt ur bills and who knows,maybe they will help.They also say "let's settle outside".They know they don't want others to hear about our problems so they invite u go outside to settle ur debts.
Lmao
Hahahaha
Good one
Why u copy jokes?
@@---fq4cl why ur kukubird so small
I can't believe i played Mano in this 😩😭 4 years ago HAHAHAHA I literally asked the directors why are the scripts so unrealistic and bad and they said "that's what Singaporeans like" 😭😭 what a country we live in
Also this video made my day HAHAHA brings back old memories
who's the guy who played melvin??
tahsh we just did it for the money lah HAHAHAHAHAHAH (it’s marcus here btw)
@@TheDESTROYER613 HAHAHA it was still fun
LMAOOOO
looking at all the ‘actors’ in crimewatch, jun xiong actually did pretty well
Yez
*M E L L L L L LL L L L L L L L L L LL L*
*VIN*
Melvin
Are you american
in my opinion, the actor for jun xiong is one of the best actors in crimewatch
“That beat dropped harder than melvin”
I think my soul left my body 😂
Cursed comment
That's the only real joke that made me laugh
Meowwwvin
my arse hole sucked up
doesnt that mean someone sucked your soul? 😏
I love how Sushii makes fun of everyone indiscriminately. The "gangsters", the police, the guy involved, and of course, us, the viewers.
214 likes and no comments??!?!?? lemme change that
Plot twist: Jun Xiong is actually Sushii in real life.
I'm a secondary 3 student and I'm NA. I regret taking DnT because it's boring and I wish that I chose A-Math but I didn't because I didn't know it's about math and banking which get better pay too. I want bank job so I can get good pay but I didn't know that Is part of A-math. After completing Secondary school, Would I still be able to get a bank job or no? ☹️
@@hackervhangohlee9515 amath doesn't deal much with banking honestly, it's actually POA. But one way is to go buisness School in poly bah. I oso not very sure cause I didn't look much into banking stuff hahahaa
@@hackervhangohlee9515 you can try looking at ngee ann school of business or sp website. They will tell u which subjects u need. For poly it's L1R2B2 (language 1, related 2, best 2). Hope this helps
@@hackervhangohlee9515 amath is honestly just a basic foundational level of math in tertiary education e.g. H2 math in JC, where majority of concepts taught in amath is related to H2 math. then again ofc amath is relevant in poly courses too. and yea you should do research about the courses you want to take. for me i only know abt SP's diploma in banking and finance (DBKF) so u could try for that course HAHAH hope this helps too 🥴
@@yuuka11 im saying jun xiong is real
i cant lie sushi is underrated no cap one of the best youtubers ever wait- best youtuber 😎
I never comment but damn this is true
Ipman30 ikr
Him and yeolo are the best sg solo youtubers
Yeah bro same i keep on laughing everytine sushi make fun of something
Maxrusty agreed!!!
The way gangster junxiong gave the *"what you want?!" head*… I lowkey felt the whiplash 🥴
The mother didnt even bother to catch her son haha, OMG manu mother look younger than Manu, haha Jun Xiong actually is the only one who can act.
Not really, he went abit over the top with the shouting but it kinda works for a show like crimewatch
Sneaky Sushii is the epitome of comedy istg, your videos are merely reaction videos about lame topics, but you're somehow able to make your videos insanely hilarious. Absolutely love your channel and you always make my day
Thank you so muchh. I'm glad to have made your day a little better
Finaly figured out what was missing
"We kick him"
"We punch him"
“Into the river, watch them drown…"
“cuz we no need no gangsters (terrorist),
hanging around”
edit: i forgot that terrorist would be inappropriate in this context
A man has fallen into the river in lego city
song?
These are the best green screen effects I've ever seen in Sushiis videos
he's improving
Okie I
“Meow-vin....? Meow-vin is no name for a gang member!” - Thundercock Alpha Daddy JUNXIONG, 2020
I have a friend who is called Melvin and he was an ex gang member. He also starred in 15 the movie.
"We kick him"
"We punch him"
HAHAHAHA I JUST CAN'T
Lmao, you reminded me of the Chinese meme “burn his house, beat his mother” when you raised your hand with a poker face.
It's actually burn his entire family HAHAHAH
Teo Guan Hoe LOL, I typed according to the English translation for this meme instead. I know the Chinese one was “烧他全家，打他妈妈”
*M E M E A H?*
Every Singaporean gangster life : be your class good boy (primary school), meet friend's at secondary, kid offers cirgerates,smokes,steals copi from your uncle
Sounds like a 交损友作文
@@showmeyourelbows3052 ay i wrote that for my exam
Hahaha 小明or小华？or someone else?
Clarissa uwuowo 小文 for the win
I honestly feel that at the end of Primary School literally the person we need to apologise to most isn’t even the Teachers, it’s 小明 because of all the things we did to him- make him fail exams, make him get into trouble, make him bully and get bullied.... the list is endless
"That's where the action is!" (Shows the most peaceful Maple Story giant mushroom houses)
Nice to see you here too
Walao u again
this guy is literally a comment bot showing up on every channel
ayam penyet no its Ray Mak
SHUUT UP FUCK OF
Am I the only who eat snacks and sweets when bored instead of joining a gang?
Meeee
That and Netflix, or RUclips, or some hobby or ANYTHING a person would do if bored, OTHER than joining a gang.
no bruh, we join gang
Is good to stay away from gang 👍
No I open the window and jump out
The funny thing is 😂 my friend brother plays the main character “Melvin” and “Melvin” is actually his name not the brother’s name 😂
whats his name he's lowkey cute...
yoyo yayu he’s lying ofc
Barboo b his face was in the video fam
@@rainbowfish1587 Simp
@@letstalkaboutit88-j4w I don’t think he’s lying tbh
feeling bored, may join gang later
Did you join the scorpion gang or the black spider gang?
@@darrenwang8879 MOsquitO Gang heeRE!
I join bananagang
Sushi’s editing skills are getting better and better
I love how the "gang hideout" is their void deck chinese chessboard
Wow never knew all the ah gongs hanging out at the void decks (pre covid) were actually gang members, geez I'm never telling them my name is Melvin
@@hahahantamme4146
MEOOOOOWWW
VIN
@@hahahantamme4146 ah gongs?
Petition for Sushi Kor Kor to continue making these amazing Crimewatch episodes.
Yes
Yes yes
So how was your Os guys lmao
Nobody:
Sushi:we punch him we kick him
I should not have laughed so much at it but I did
Miss the anime 😔
Haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks for the quality content sushi 🍣
"That beat dropped harder than Melvin" shit got me
police officer: i am SIO Melvin Lim from ang mo kio police division
jun xiong: melvinnnnnn ah. Melvin is no name for a gang member
I'm so glad that I found your channel, you've been bringing a smile to my face when I'm down
Literally made My day. You should make those crimewatch review a series
I actually saw this episode when I was younger it was one of my favourite episodes of the entire show
to be fair Junxiong was right to be angry 7:58 my boy had a full cup of coffee 8:01 the cup is empty lol
Lmfao an entire cup of coffee just gone to the clothes, the table, and the floor.
0:52 woah jullius lim out here flexing his social studies knowledge
When your early: nothing to say
When your late: nothing LEFT to say
We kick him we punch him
crimewatch: exists
sushii: I can milk you
this channel is a stress reliever I got to go to raffles in Singapore because of this channel I can’t thank this dude enough
1:49
Ang moh: gang huh
Chinese people: Geng ah
Singaporeans: HENG AH!!!!!
This is one of the most entertaining youtube channel in singapore. im just subscribed!
How many brain cells were there in Melvin’s head when he decided to say “nothing Ma” while looking like a bus used him as a speed bump
“You’re lying on your couch”
DaNG hOw dId He kNoW?
I like that self-DaNG entertainment
kitler.
The big cross over we hoping for yeolo and sushi colab :D
the skits so funny plus the acting of the crime watch is *Chef's kiss*
HAHAHA your comments are so funny and creative! Love it! And the "kick him", "punch him" mimic - I died laughing
8:12 I thought I heard "spilling coffee on his thighness". LOL
We kick him and punch him
You: It is 100% bull semen
Yun xiong: shakes his head in acknowledgment
Jun*
the "we punch him, we kick him" after the "do you know what we do to people who spill coffee on his Highness got me
"The beat dropped harder than Melvin" i lost it lolll
i should be studying for my o level practical tomorrow but... THIS VIDEO IS MY PRIORITY
Man, even the Losers Club from the film IT can straight up beat this so-called ‘gang’ in a real-life fistfight.
Melvin: leaves gang and gets nuked
Manu: rats out gang and nothing happens to him
What a fair world we live in
I mean they all got arrested anyway 😂
Singapore is so safe that they can't even exaggerate gangs to be threatening in these 'PSA' type programs
"we kick him, we punch him" HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF BRO U I CANNOT LAH WITH YOUR EDITING
this is supposed to be serious and educational but im laughing soo hard omg
Gonna report this video to the police so that Sushii will feature in Crimewatch
rly proud of how much ur channel has grown :-) love everything abt this channel and u
When the police investigator walks out the real heavy metal gangster music plays hahaha
7:49 out of every shot of him, you decided to pick that one... it’s kinda funny ngl...
the 'we kick him we punch him' made me laugh so much
5:00 that was damn funny😂😂❤I didn't knew you can roast this nicely.I mean I was thinking that you can roast but now I knew you can😂😂😂
I should really start studying for psle
lol same but i alrdy studied
I should be studying for my A's mate but I did rather join a gang now.
* coughs in 2019 Psle *
A word of advice...it's tramautic,ain't gonna lie to you,but after Psle activities are the best!
Cherish your time in primary school...I still miss primary school 😔
Just do your best.No regrets!!
Galaxy_wolf_ Ashley ay same i take psle in 2019, 2019 was quite hard XD. However, Sec 1 harder
TEO ZHAN SHENG HCI dude djke noo thats terrible advice
This needs to be made into a series
BROOOO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START STUDYING FOR OLVLS TMR THE PROCRASTINATION.
LMAO SAME ALL THE BEST FOR UR O LVLS TMR
Seriously Sushi this is the funniest video you’ve ever done. Absolutely cracked me up. The least scary gang that ever existed. I lost it every time you said thundercock
In the next episode of crimewatch: Sushi using stock images without paying.
Laughed so hard watching this. Gold tier comedy as fucking always.
I was drinking water while watching a few seconds before this and spat my drink while seeing this came up 3:22
Love from England✌🏽
Have been watching your videos since the circuit breaker. They are always so entertaining!
5:00
I'm literally dying.
bro please continue this crime watch series, damn funny HAHAHAHAH
Sneaky Sushii just made Melvin's mom rap over his son's injuries XD
entertainment + education is now called 'edutainment'
woww i learned something new
Wait when did sushi's mic have his name on it?
omg i have been loving your videos since your have 3k subs
So the police's plan for arresting Jun Xiong depends entirely on the fact that some guy accidentally spilled coffee on his shirt in a kopitiam. Wow, Julius, great moves, keep it up, proud of you.
U made the entire show funny instead of the fear you are supposed to feel for the main character
6:08 AUGH
*DROP DROP DROP*
MELVIN AY AUGH AUGH LO BYEN AUGH
This is what I call wholesome content.
He's a BAT guy lmao
This is too funny 😂😂😂 sneaky sushii gets my vote for best singaporean youtuber
actually playing soccer under the block is quite gangsta cuz technically it's illegal mah😂
You’re hilarious man. Love your content. Just subscribed
I suspect mediacorp is secretly testing out some cutting edge androids
Oooohhh Sushi what happened to ur microphone? You sound like a robot/a cinematic /narrator voice!! So cool
Or is it me?
Payday gang and gta motorcycle club is where Melvin wants to go.
i laughed so hard at "that beat dropped harder than melvin". Good one!
HEY, he invaded our hougang soccer court
I want to watch the full footage lol. Which episode of Crimewatch is this?
any else laughed when he imitated "Mellllllvin"
Me too hahahaha
That court is actually a futsal court, designed for normal shoes, futsal is a small court about the size of (40x20m). And the difference you may ask? The shoes are, while football boots has studs (basically things to prevent you from falling) futsal shoe’s doesn’t. Since football’s grass is quite slippery and needs studs to prevent falling or slipping, futsal courts are made of wood or artificial material. Also the goalpost is much more smaller. Also instead of throwing the ball when it goes out, you have to kick it in futsal. That’s right, no throw-ins, you have to rely on your bare feet.
Fun Fact: Gangs have to register themselves with the SPF (SSB).
Laughed sooo muchhh after a long tiring dayyy! Thankss SUSHHIIII
sushii, stream PSYCHO.
sushii, stream MONSTER.
sushii, stream MILKY WAY.
In 6:09, the comedy was at it's peak, and also on 4:31! Keep up the great work!🤣🤣
IDK WHY BUT IM LAUGHING RLL HARD RN SKKSHDKSJS HAAHHAAHSHHAHA
Dude, i laughed so dam hard during this video. Please review more crimewatch videos! Hilarious. MEOW-VIN
Meowwl-vin
- Gang Leader
yo i just stumbled across ur channel n i love it already
I swear to god this took so much stress of me. Especially cause this week's my exam week
Good luck owo
I love your videos so much leh u made my day bro :)
Wait he wasn't already a gang member? 👀😳
5:08 is that the soccer court at Jurong West Ave 3? Looks like it though.