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She was pregnant with Flynn at this time and nobody knew.....
She was like 3 months pregnant
Potato Cloud rlly?!
I think thats why she said it would be her last tour for a while.
That was why :)
True
Literally thought was gonna be an emotional video
Same
Yeah
She was pregnant so..... yah I thought that too 🤰
Me clicking on it:wait it's not!? Lol
"We need to talk" makes it sound like you're breaking up with us 😂
lol
Ikr
Sweating, thinking she’s going to leave us
She’s leaving us for little kids 😅
Please Colleen notice this! My best friend is getting married in less than 2 weeks, and the only reason we ever met is because of you! Long story but we were at a college event and I heard her talking about your videos and fast forward 4 years we became best friends and I’m a bridesmaid in her wedding! It would mean the world to me if you saw this 😊 thank you for being you and bringing friends together!
Monroe Maloney 💗💗💗💗
Dog park complaints:
1. The person who brings their dog and decides to have a training session WITH TREATS and gives you a dirty look when your dog comes over wanting treats
2. The person who comes in and leaves their dog leashed when there are a million dogs there and judges you for your dog running over to try to play.
3. The people who bring their VERY SMALL CHILDREN and let them do things like play catch with tennis balls and expect you to keep your dog away from said tennis balls.
I could go on and on. More dog park stories!!
And people like adults who come to a DOG PARK to have a stroll and clearly don’t like dogs/ get annoyed when they come up to them to say hello🙄😂
I met Miranda at a Meet&Greet at one of her shows in 2016.
Normal people would say: "Hi. I'm Lars and I'm your fan."
I said: "OMG, I'm so nervous, I hope I don't pee my pants while hugging you."
@LarsHeat That’s beautiful 😂
The Lovable Muffin 209 and inspiring
Yas
I would say the same thing
I bet Colleen thought it was cute/funny
5:08 "are you ok Yanny? Laurel shut up!" Lol XD
LinaRiver7 Dead 😂😂😂
I CANT IM DYING
LinaRiver7 ij
I was about to comment about that but then I saw this lol
LinaRiver7 I hear both
I’m living for that accent and the fact you so casually threw Laurel and Yanni in there. 😂
Arkansas Family *yanny*
i didnt even realize that til now lmao
Omg yassssssssssssss
its yanny
Tanya Wei lol okay 👌
Random Lady: " Balls are gross there not natural!"
Me: Ummmm...They are literally body parts
colleen was PREGNANT in this.
I laughed so hard when you added to your first conversation “Yanny, are you ok Yanny? Laurel shut up 🤐” 😂
She is 😐
Hehe
Omg this lady is horrible!!!! Sorry you experienced that.
I'm the second reply to a famous YT channel..OH MAH GAWD
They meant the girl at the dog park...not Colleen..
Hey!!
blogilates GIRL HOW DO YOU ONLY HAVE 5 REPLIES I LUV U!!
blogilates ily so mych
"laurel shut up" IM CRYING
Mackenzie Frecloud 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mackenzie Frecloud y
same
i heared yanny
YANNYYYYY
8:48 Colleen looks CUTE with her hair up in a ponytail and that shirt!! I wish she would wear her hair up like that more often💕💕
Maddie Nakhla i don't
Maddie Nakhla e
Shirley Missildine then don’t watch her videos
Omg that accent you had when you played as the lady in the park
5:09 OMG THE SHADE ON YANNY AND LAUREL LOL 😁😁😁
Elie K. I
"Balls aren't natural" LOL What a horrible lady. Glad Moose didn't get hurt.
Hope everyone has a good week!
The irony
Jaime Reynolds u 2 ❤️
haha
Jaime Reynolds no she's not u are and stop being mean to her
Hey your familiar 🤔
Unless Moose is humping their dog, they needs to mind their business. Also if that guy just asked for a picture without stating why, I would be put off too.
Yeah, he should have said his friend is a fan from the get go.
this is my favorite series
Mackenzie Frecloud you again🙄
Is she prego?
sameeeee
Mackenzie Frecloud same 😂❤️
Me too i love series like that
But...why the sad thumbnail?.......
Cause she can't talk to people lol
It's called click bait honey
So we watch it of course!
Cus she loves click baiting
Views
"Are u ok Yanny? Shut up Laurel!
LMAO😝
You should make a full video about things that happened to you at the dog park
Olivia C LOL Yass!❤
Yes
Agree! I’ve had some really weird conversations in the dog park too, so I can only imagine
yes omg
OMG yes please!
Just make this a series please, thank you ♡
Anna Lena yeesss pleaseee
Anna Lena yessss
Colleen 2018- I’d rather just stay In my house
Colleen 2020- Quarantine is driving me nuts!
Do more of these type of videos please
Kimberly Perez hi
Kimberly Perez ya
Kimberly Perez I like these videos too🙂
Kimberly Perez I
Kimberly Perez yes
That story is FANTASTIC! I’ll definitely be scoping the comments to see if they say anything in response..THAT would be PHENOMENAL! 👍🏻❤️
Hilarious 😆 please tell more dog park stories! Must be hilarious and funny and like 'what?' on a whole new level
We want more dog park stories! 😂
I see you everywhere!!
Mintella you read my mind
Mintella lol I see u like under every video of Vixella xD
HamsterLuv 189 Where at gurl?!?!
Mintella please!
COLLEEN WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU NOW YOU REMEMBER THAT
we love you all very much ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Very very true
Standup Reject Wait so was it you? In confused?
rachelandcolleen Ballinger4ever what do you mean
I absolutely love when you do these acting videos. I almost didn’t watch it because of the thumbnail and title but this should have had a thumbnail of moose and titled dog got attacked or something.
Elle is your last name Seely
@@jeffyjoe3755 no it is not?
Click bait after click bait
Stop following if you only click on her vids based on the titles.
Jacqueline Marcs yes, but you never know if the video is actually interesting or not
shut your fucking mouth Jacqueline Marcs
But she did want to talk. So shush
Its her job, bye.
roses are red
violets are blue
colleen is the queen
of freakin youtube
Mackenzie Frecloud a heartfelt poem 💗
Mackenzie Frecloud so lame
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
Psychosoprano will do
REAL FANS WILL UNDERSTAND
Zainab Almateery go away
Jelmer de Jong I remember 😂
yes girl you get that sponsorship!!
Balls aren't natural... what. Also he should have clarified what the pic was for in the first sentence he said, not your fault :p
a queen
Naasir Void queen!!
Naasir Void yesss
Naasir Void ❤❤
Naasir Void u in everybody comments lol 😂 and when u gon post a new video ? 💀
Naasir Void yasss
Yo your skits are so fun!!!!
5:10 Why does she have two dogs with the same name?
Lotte - lol I see what you did there
Colleen I absolutely love you,but the video titles have been just a little click-baity.I have been thinking that you needed help or your in trouble or something very important that you need to talk about.I still really liked this video anyway💕💕💕
PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED
Its her job
Is nobody gonna talk about how THE COLLEEN BALLINGER is in Escape The Night? Bc I am so excited 😆
I wish I could slay in a hat like you do but I would literally look like a 5 year old
Ellie Does Life y do I see u on E.V.E.R.Y channel
do you have anything nice to say?
“ Are u ok yanny? shut up laurel“ 😂😂😂
It isn’t a major surgery. For a female, spaying is, but not neutering. Also your vet is probably old school. Many pets get fixed at 3 months old. And some animal shelters get them fixed as little as 9 weeks old. Overall, it is safe, BUT some vets want to wait which is fine. Whatever YOU feel comfortable with. However, dog parks literally have rules about unfixed pets. Doesn’t matter if he is a puppy.
That last story tho😂. If someone was talking to me while I was using the bathroom I would feel so uncomfortable.
zack parsley Right! Especially when they recognize you and have their phones out... Not cool.
zack parsley do u think she have pants
zack parsley hahaha
zack parsley Lol i samee
Me to
Why do I love these kind of chit chat videos? I just sit down with my mouth open and drooling because for some reason so engaged with the topic......I AM COMING TO YOUR SHOW IN LONDON AND AM SO HAPPPPPYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha we know which side she's on for the Yanny/Laurel battle😂😂
Maddie Nakhla laurel 😂🙂
Maddie Nakhla yes she thinks Yanny 😹😹😹😹
Maddie Nakhla laurel
Laurel
Cindy Shaw mope think it’s Yanny
LOL she talks about Yanny and Laurel 😆
Pam likes Cookies noooooooo really
IK LMAO I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
Where?
Pam likes Cookies HOLY FRICK!!!! DID SHE REALLY TALK ABOUT YANNY AND LAUREL??? OMGGGGG LOL WHEN SHE TALKED ABOUT IT I WAS SOOOOO SOOO HAPPY AND THANKFUL AND I LAUGHEDDDDD I EVEN SHOWED TO MY BROTHER AND HE LAUGHED TOO!!!! OMGGGGG XD
OMG NOOOOO OMG LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Colleen is a gangsta with that pink hat and hoodie.
"I've literally never been hit on in a bar" WHAT even I would hit on you and I'm straight 😱 why are these men sleeping on Queen Colleen
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking! Like....how does she ever GET anywhere without tons of men hitting on her?!
sameee!!! in her defense tho... who screams “hey you, let me get a picture of you!”
Those girls are going to freak out more once they see this! haha
Clickbate not cool
Tears literally rolling down my face from laughing so hard. For real. OMG, Colleen...girl, can you make these type of videos every day of my life please? These stories and character sketches are beyond hilarious. I need more!!!
jt rover 👍❤
Colleen, you're the best. Seriously it must be a fine line walking down the streets trying to determine if someone is an awkward fan or a guy being disrespectful. Having to determine whether someone is ill-intentioned or not is no joke and unfortunately winds up being part of being a woman in a public space. Keep killin' it!!
“I think no one should ever talk to me ever” 😂😂😂😂😂💖💖 same!!!! ❤️
I LOVE YOU, Colleen!!! I like your outfit, it's cute. BTW the Traditional Chinese phrase on your hoody says "power", the meaning of which refers to "a supply of electricity" instead of "strength" which I guess would more possibly be preferred to be made onto clothes. I find it funny, although I hope I'm not being too annoying pointing it out. I assume it was Google Translate LOL
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林冰 😂😂😂
林冰 What does your username mean?
Golden Star It's my name 😂
林冰 😂😂😂
Golden Star literal direct translation, soft ice. 😂
Colleen in that first story about that woman in the dog park did you think what would Miranda say to her.
You pretend to be Miranda while other people are Miranda.
I *LIVE* for these vids
Rwgherghwrthergherghergbergb
me: watching this again in 2020
colleen at 4:43
me: tiger king
The Laurel/Yanny thing is brilliantly included here lol!
Its actually recommended to not take dogs to dog parks. Majority of the dogs in there have no training and their owners let them act horribly. My aussie was literally scarred from getting attacked for existing, he hasnt been the same since. So be careful! If they get traumatized, its hard to help them move past it.
*"i think no one should talk to me ever"*
Colleen Ballinger 2k18
Also *ME*
I am the most awkward person ever
oof
Zara lol
Zara my name in zara too😄💖
Roblox fan?
Oofergang
Oof like roblox
Love the pink look
Issy Ingenito yes!!! It’s so sassy, I love it 🙌🏻
The dog park story just brought something up in my mind soooo....
Me and my Dad were just sitting on a bench in our local dog park watching our dog just play around with his best dog friend when this woman and her daughter come walking in, they’re both in plain white coats and they’ve have this little white westie. My dog (who is quite a big dog being an Irish setter) being excited that they’re are new people coming in starts running up to them and then as he gets nearer slows down and just starts sniffing them like any average dog. This woman then just start yelling at us like “Excuse me get your dog away! Hello excuse me!” We politely replied saying that he wasn’t doing anything and she wasn’t even dirty (but let’s be real here it’s a dog park you come in you expect to get dirty). She then walked across the park and our dog starts playing with her dog which her dog was absolutely fine with but she starts yelling again in the end my dog lightly brushed against her white coat and being slightly dirty got a smudge of dirt on it (which is washable by the way) and then starts yelling again before storming away. But what the hell! You don’t just come into a dog park with clean white coats and start yelling at innocent people when he slightly dirties it, she also screamed when our dog first came up to her (she was scared of how big he was) my Dad called him off and he came back to us but still it’s a dog park woman you need to expect big dogs do you see my screaming when your dog gently sniffed my hand? No cause it’s a dog park that’s what you expect!!! Anyway sorry for the long comment it just suddenly came to mind😅
OH SHE GOT A SPONSOR GET THAT COINT SIS
I absolutely loved this video! I’m so relieved you weren’t actually upset,
I was so worried even though I had a feeling it was gonna be a joke video 😂 love you so much Colleen ❤️
When my old dog was still alive (he was a corgi) when we took him to the dog park he wouldn’t play with other dogs. He would walk around to all of the humans and he would get them to pet him. 😂
OH no
Love youuuuuuuuuuuuu
Colleen I'm just like you.
You are the me from the future.
Samantha Kennedy omg same
Samantha Kennedy your not like her you aren't popular she is
Samantha Kennedy it actually you and i
pug lover ohhhhh wow
U mean
Mohammad Alam I am not I am just saying da truth like ya
2:09 video starts, but still use the audible code because we want our queen to get that coin👏😂
mooMoo Milk音楽 thanks
Our adopted dog, who was feral and lived on the streets for the first few years of his life, has aggression issues with dogs with testicles. At the dog park we would keep our eyes out for un-neutered dogs and go to another area or leave because we didn’t want to inconvenience them. We took the responsibility to make sure we avoided them so that we wouldn’t disrupt their experience. Dogs are animals and sometimes they have issues like this; but if you’re bringing your dog to a public park it’s your responsibility to take ownership of your animal’s behavior. Our dog is a super sweet boy; we think he just had a lot of intense experiences living on the streets in his early years. He has several scars on his heads from fights with other dogs. We wish he could tell us his story. He’s come a long way with training but we can’t erase the instincts. We love him though! I hope you have better dog park experiences in the future!
'...because no one ever hits on me.... because ahmhmmhhm... I wear hats like this.' lmaoo
She’s needs to do the talk and straighten her hair again, that was my favorite video!!😂😆😋
Emme_lou SAMMMEEEEEE
Emme_lou
Do you know what that video is called?
its called 'WHAT COLLEEN BALLINGER IS ACTUALLY LIKE'
Emme_lou SAME!!!!!!! Relate to it toooooo much!!!! 😂❤️
Yes! Yes she does
Haters Back Off...Season 2 ending, the crying hug is THE sweetest scene ever filmed. 😢😊 thank you, thank you, thank you!
I’m only halfway through the video but I love it! The lady from the balls story reminds me of the mom from Matilda anyone else think that?
When you get clickbaited sooooo hard 🤤😩😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
That dog park story made me want to scream btw I love you
omg stop clickbaiting
Tayla Lee then stop watching them
I love it when you wear hats it’s such a look
We ask her our questions AND SHE ACTUALLY REPLIES!!!!
She thinks her answers are lame (but they are not)
And she really does try BUT HASN'T BEEN DOING IT FOR TOO LONG UGH! BRING IT BACK!
Omg Moose is a sweetie! Poor baby and his balls! ⚽😂 My dog likes to bite people that come into the house and bark and growl and scare them. 💁♀️ Love him to death of course.
Paisley VA MINE TOO!!😂😂
The last one tho......i cant!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...i think im gonna die..😂😂😂😂😂😂...help!!!
Can anyone believe that Colleen was pregnant in this video? I can’t.
That’s why I have always been too afraid to take my dog to the dog park. I know it would be good for them and I’m sure fun for them. But the interaction with strange people like that and my dog being attacked is scares me into not going 😕
Chinchilla hats every dog does not like each other, being able to have them interact with each other and them disagreeing is a natural thing in the animal kingdom. People who baby their animals really grind my gears , how do you think wolves or wild animals establish trust and dominance? Obviously if the dog is purposely aggressive to all dogs then that’s an issue with the owners training
Olivia Smith that’s not really what I meant. But thanks.
“I’m nice dang it...” MEEEEEEE
6:16 JENNA MARBLES MUCH??
For real!
Maddie Nakhla - i think more like glozell
Agreed
Yaaaaaaa
Maddie Nakhla lol
_oh yas we love a queen with a sponsor!_
👏👏👏
Omigod my fave part “Laurel shut up” 😂😂
I relate so much to what Colleen said in the second story 😂 “tell your friend I said hi! I’m nice..”
4th video titled this...
Edit: thx for all the likes!
Colleen in that second story I am surprise that guy did not hit on you, how is that even possible even if you where dress like Miranda.Unless he was gay but ,even if he was, it was still rude of him to talk you like that.
Times like this Miranda would have come in handy.
PLEASE feel free to go on and on about dog parks! You're right! They should totally make a reality TV show about them!
I love your skit videos! You are a real comedian, and I get excited when you make videos that show that! Also, is she drinking caffeine free coke?
Cassandra Szmajda 👍💁😂
“They’re not natural”. Lmao I’m weak.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VID FOREVERRRRRRR
You said on twitter that this video was cringy, but It's SO FUNNY!
Random Baker too funny 😂
"I think no one should talk to me ever" ME
0:50 was so cute I had to watch it multiple times. 😸 And wow, pretty dope characterization of that dog park lady, especially for a one-off character! I'm a little shocked that no one's ever hit on Colleen in a bar. If I weren't completely inept at hitting on girls in bars, I would totally hit on her. 😅 The bathroom story was also great.
I wonder why Audible sponsors people in general, you get the free month with or without a code right? But hey, kuddos for getting money.
Dude that’s not embarrassing, it doesn’t matter what the situation if someone yelled “HEY LET ME GET A PICTURE OF YOU” With no other explanation I would be just as rude. 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Hailey Andersen yeah he really was being a dick in that situation. Colleen is definitely zero percent to blame
The last one colleen shared was my favorite! "Hey guys it's me miranda, hey guys it's me Miranda" hahahaha!!!
GIRL THE HAIR IS SO FIRE