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Im not up to date. Up to part 5, but it seems like every part aside from the the first two hamon parts have another character get more screen time than the protagonist. Polneraff in 3, Koichi in 4, Narancia and Mista in 5.
Oi Josuke,im annoying all of my personal problems and walking to school with you so I don’t have to process the loss of my brother who has been with me my entire life and even protected me in death,ain’t that WACKY
@@arlo9754 yuh but how you gonna get caught in an explosion see a dude walk over to 2 dudes who are losing large amounts of blood, and their wounds seal instantly, that would look like magic.
Not really as josuke noticed the hand power really fast as he evaded the first attack and crazy diamond is faster than the hand so even at close distance josuke could have won
@@shumiumi it’s slow, if he tries to use the hand twice to close the distance and erase Josuke at the same time, Josuke would have been able to hold his hand before the second swipe and Dorara Okayasu’s face to the ground.
"No matter how you look it, I'm just an average high schooler" Dude I just saw those people's wounds magically closing. I don't know what a stand is but do the magic thing on me too.
@Hovanes Yeghyan but he turned to jotaro, jotaro healed. then he turned to koichi and koichi healed. someone who is almost dead and probably isnt thinking straight would think josuke healed them.
heres a theory he did it like that because his ear got deafened when he shot himself and star platinum caught the bullet that is also why he misunderstood josuke's screams for rain
I love how Araki made the hand a very strong and effective stand, and then was like "wait a minute if he can make everything disappear then how is the story going to continue" and decided to make the user a moron
@@smickothesmickest pretty sure you didn't pay attention while watching the anime or just haven't watch it at all. In chapter 315 of the manga and episode 13 of the anime it's said that he was sent to prison and Jotaro even threaten him so he won't use Chilli Pepper after release
@@sipues6580 Yes, but the irony is that Yoshikage was simply not noticed by the people who were driving. And the goal of Yoshikage was that he would not be noticed and he could have a quiet life.
The reasons why the JoJo parts are so long Part 1 : Slow fire punches Part 2 : Fighting gods that are gods Part 3 : A bug on the plane Part 4 : Okuyasu can't use his stand right Part 5 : Mafia
i saw this comment before and it had no reply, now i rewatched the comment section and i can see, because i have a pair of eyes and a slightly retarded brain
josuke: how did you know i could heal people? you saw my stand didnt you? kira: no i saw you walk up and touch those people and they were miraculously healed, please help me josuke: oh okay pt 4 end
@@mychickensandwich4762 Kira can be a bloody fool sometimes. He was caught desperate, and he thought he could just jump them guys. Unfortunately he played his cards rashly, and got **Clapped** for it.
@@titohermanto1829 dude by pulling a person away from the electricity sorce it will most likely remove the electric shock in them; it is the same when someone get shock and you use a wood plank to push them
I have a theory, so everyone knows Okuyasu is stupid, and Za hando can delete stuff, so maybe Okuyasu made a facepalm and deleted a lot of neurons of hus brain leaving him as stupid as he is
I mean, Harvest would probably win. Shigechi can summon seemingly hundreds of Harvest’s, while I think Keicho can only summon around 80 Bad Company’s. Keicho only wins if he can get to Shigechi before Harvest reaches Keicho
@@nigelxd3735 but will bad company be able to hold off the seemingly millions of harvest? one harvest only needs to kill one soldier and that will be -1 less from their army and... wait cant bad company just shoot shigechi?
@@thecheezepirate340 yep, they can shoot Shigechi but here's where Shigechi wins stat-wise, you see he can get Harvest around all of Morioh while Keicho's stand even tho having a nice range it can't really reach a whole city. Then again, there are way more harvests than soldiers plus they aren't just "punchy beetles" pretty sure Shigechi could figure out something as well just like he did when he alchoholized josuke and okuyasu. Eventually Keicho's stand will be totally outnumbered and decimated, even if it has tanks i can't see why 2 or 3 harvest couldn't destroy them, not to mention the "outrange" factor and how Shigechi could also always aim for killing the user
I just realized how okuyasu could've just erase the space between him and a running Kira to prevent him to change his identity. Basically Okuyasu the hand could've ended diamond is unbreakable all alone😂
Za Hando but Jotaro uses it: WRYY- *Dio fucking dies* My name is Yoshikage Kira, I'm 33 ye- *Kira fucking dies* This is a tes- *Diavolo fucking dies, dies, dies, dies, dies,* Made in h- *Pucci fucking dies* The End
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Okuyasu could've been the main character with how powerful his stand is, he even has more of a backstory than Josuke. Okuyasu: I'm helping my brother find a stand user that's strong enough to kill our cursed father, who made a deal with a vampire in order to help us survive poverty. Josuke: fuck you say 'bout my hair
@@k6813 the reason why Okuyasu didnt kill his father with The Hand is because he said he too didnt know where the erased stuff went. Imagine Okuyasu erase his father and his father will just wandering around the "erased" world without him actually dead. Okuyasu and Keicho said that they want their dad to die like normal
Simplemente amo como Shigechi tiene el loquendo en español aunque habla inglés y suena extraño. No mencionemos el “La tuya por si acaso" que fue la cosa más graciosa del maldito universo
@@meggubravo8373 basically what Josuke was saying is like, imma try and help you not fucking die, "patching up" is just saying like, applying vendeages and shit to avoid him bleeding to death. Kira then just told him to hurry up and *fix* him, using a term not even medical, just outright saying his stand's power. It's not even a translation shit Kira just heppened to do something that stupid. Alternatively, if you take it as if Josuke really had no real reason to know if he had seen crazy diamond, then you could think he was making one of the classic JoJo moves and confirming, if Kira acted dumb and was like "the fuck you talking bro, stands???????" Josuke may have said Ahhhhhhhhhhh ok he aint it
@Makoto Yuki in Latin America is common for people to try to insult you insulting your mom, so when someone says something you can't understand you say "la tuya por si acaso" in case it was an insult
1) Keicho points out that Okuyasu doesn't understand the destructive power of his own stand 2) Doesn't stop him most of the time, and he's precise enough to cut a girl's hair with his stand in the blink of an eye without hurting her. 3) He also tried to kill Josuke, Akira and Kira with the hand, so clearly he's fine hurting people with it
Hey wouldn't it be funny if I made "Chili Pepper Fucking Dies" into a shirt haha like I'd ever do that
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I'm here to nice
Hahaha
1:24
Hello
ZA HANDO
Josuke: I'm supposed to be the main character!
Jotaro and Koichi: someone say something?
I ain’t complaining but I do feel like koichi gets a little *too* much screentime sometimes
@@cybrochacho8542 Not really something new in JoJo. In Part 3 Polnareff had more screentime than Jotaro
@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 I know it just seems a bit *b i z a r r e*
@@cybrochacho8542 but then you remember Koichi was the one WHO NARRATED PART 4.
Im not up to date. Up to part 5, but it seems like every part aside from the the first two hamon parts have another character get more screen time than the protagonist.
Polneraff in 3, Koichi in 4, Narancia and Mista in 5.
If Okuyasu actually used ZA HANDO, he would be a smart guy.
@jackfiIms why would josuke be dead?
@@mosaadytboi7707 encounter 1
@@pyroteknikk3127 ohhh ok
@@pyroteknikk3127 but he has *P L O T A R M O R .*
I prefer the other way around
Okuyasu's brother: *dies"
Literally Okuyasu the next day: Oi Josuke, let's walk to school together
"Your mom's pretty hot."
actually Okuyasu already knows that his aniki will die someday becuz he'll pay for all his sins
OI JOSUKE I PREVENTED LOSING A FAMILY MEMBER ISN'T THAT WACKY
I thought that was like a month later
Oi Josuke,im annoying all of my personal problems and walking to school with you so I don’t have to process the loss of my brother who has been with me my entire life and even protected me in death,ain’t that WACKY
I love how they gave him one of the most powerful stands ever to exist and they nerfed him just by making him a total moron
B a l a n c e d, a s a l l t h I n g s s h o u l d b e
Like who tf could actually beat him lol 😂 just slice you in half and no matter how far away you get he can just yeet you back
@@itsyuboi3218 any main villan could but aside from that nobody
@@basketballjuice idk lol my mans legit confirmed to be able to cut the space between the earth and the sun maybe with a time ability though 😂
Literally makes any opponent within hands reach
I love how Okuyasu barely talks, it’s like he’s putting all his brain cells into using The Hand.
He put all his stats into intelligence
Hes become the silent god
All 5 of them
he put the two braine cells into the hand
he can either use his personality, or use his intelligence. he can't use both at once
Virgin serial killer: **Narrates his entire life**
Chadgechi: *"L A T U Y A P O R S I A C A S O"*
Un grande
Malardo
XD
What even is that means?
But whatever it is.. Sound pretty BadasS Chad Like
@@yanwilyamk.p.664 yours, just in case
The fact that this stand is literally just a living fetish makes this all so much funnier
?
@@mynamewasunironicallyyuri973 watch or read part 4
@@mynamewasunironicallyyuri973 hand fetish
*the real reason why kira didnt kill okuyasu is because of his fetish with hands*
What
Star platinum: punch and pause time
Crazy diamond: punch and heal
Echoes act 3: make things heavy
Za hando: LITERALLY ERASE THINGS FROM EXISTENCE
If okuyasu was smart he might be able to kill josuke at the first encounter
@@Somethingishere453 if okuyasu was smart he would kill his father with his stand instead of having his brother stab a bunch of people with his arrow
@@seifhammuri1918 what are you talking about. Keicho literally said Okuyasu couldn’t do it because he did not want to kill his dad.
@@brandonrayayuda7088 did he? Sorry I watched part 4 a long time ago I must’ve forgor 💀
@@seifhammuri1918 i forgor 💀
Alternate title: if Rohan used heavens door on okuyasu and wrote smart
Underrated comment
Another alternate title: If josuke healed okuyasu’s head
@@monstrosity598 *cry*
@@ildereyes5517 It’s okay bro just let it out.
@@guywhochangeshisprofilealo7163 thank you
If kira was smart, he would’ve said “The fuck is a stand? I just watched you heal two people in front of me.”
no because without seeing the stand it would look like they healed on their own
@@arlo9754 yuh but how you gonna get caught in an explosion see a dude walk over to 2 dudes who are losing large amounts of blood, and their wounds seal instantly, that would look like magic.
@@arlo9754 they were fucking dead, why and how could they heal themselves
@@arlo9754 ngl i would start a debate on this, but rn, just not feeling it
@@arlo9754 If a kid walks up, and 2 dead looking people just magically heal, I'm betting the kid did it.
Alternative title: Smart Okuyasu.
I agree
Agreed
agreeable
More like "Okuyasu uses more than 1 braincell".
okuyasu with B R A I N
"could you chill with that?im supposed to be the main character!"
jotaro : *proceeds to end the main villain*
101 likes no replies lemme change that
you mean the ambulance?
after josuke did 99.9% of the work n saved jotaros life twice in the part, jotaro fanboys step off
And Koichi without him Jotaro wouldn’t reach in time
Okyasu's idiocy is not just a facet of his character it is absolutely CRUCIAL to the plot
If okuyasu was smart we would have no plot
true
we could maybe fix this if he hit his head as a kid and josuke heals it
his idiocy also provides comedy
Plot Stupidity!
If okuyasu had josephs brain. Every main villain would get shredded
Part 4 Joseph
Yo fr
Bro he would just erase time a leap past it
Reminds me of using a ohko move in pokemon with a mon that has an ability or other move that gives every move absolute accuracy
Joseph's stand is being smart
An actual jojoke that is funny and original. You won
It's not a new jojoke it's pretty common but funny nonetheless
@@herota1658 the difference is he knows how to use the funny material
"If Okuyasu used The Hand"? That's original?
Lol
Its original if we see diavolo die
I'll be honest. At 1:20 when Okiyasu just casually walks away, just takes the motorcycle away and the pure silence got me dead laughing.
Yeah lol •diego rawr•
Oh yes okiyasu my favorite character
i love how you can faintly hear him say za hando
silence*.............."oh poop"
it was the spongebob title card that got me
「ZA HANDO」!!!! *completely erases and obliterates K i r a*
Its how he would've wanted it
If Okuyasu had Giorno's personality
Uh . So this is end part 4 [SKIP ]
hey could you chill with that I'm supposed to be the main character
you mean K a
I like how if okuyasu had the brain of jotaro he could have killed literal gods with strategic erasion strategies
u mean erasure?
Ah yes strategic strategies ,hmmmmm pure stratification
oi joseph killed 2 gods and helped with one
hmmmm yes the floor is made of floor
@@benjamina6618 technically, Joseph killed three and outsmarted one...
2:20 the teacher lecturing a bullied kid because he defended himself
FACTSSSSSSSSSS
Lol
3:07
When the kid tells his parents, and they actually give a shit.
No seriously tho
@@CodesTheOtaku lol
0:26 bruh, I literally died on this part, because Keicho would seriously do something like that if it happened on the anime lol
lol
I mean most of those who faught against Josuke ended up being some ( temporary ) allies until the series finale
If Okuyasu used Za Hando properly Josuke would have died on their first encounter
Not really as josuke noticed the hand power really fast as he evaded the first attack and crazy diamond is faster than the hand so even at close distance josuke could have won
@@lordyasha5944 Yo remember when Okuyasu kept bringing Josuke closer to him? He could've literally just used The Hand twice and erased Josuke lmao
@@shumiumi even if he was hypothetically smart, he still has a heart and maybe that's one of the other reasons josuke wouldn't die? idk LOL
@@awesome-bp2ynWell, considering how Okuyasu actually tried to erase Josuke before the flower pots hit his head, probably not
@@shumiumi it’s slow, if he tries to use the hand twice to close the distance and erase Josuke at the same time, Josuke would have been able to hold his hand before the second swipe and Dorara Okayasu’s face to the ground.
Alternate title “Jojo part 4 if Okuyasu was smart”
dont shit talk our boy
Yes dont talk to him like that
Not even if he was smart, more like a good 4 brain cells
If okuyasu had one working synapses
Alternate ALTERNATE title : Jojo part 4 but make okuyasu the main character
Josuke: “Im supposed to be the main character”
*laughs in jotaro*
Hello fellow villain of jjba
@@kirayoshikage98 hello hand fetish man
Well you both have returned
Let me ora ora both of you so that you would never dare to come back
calm DIO, our local jotaro kujo can't ora us without our consent, also im taking a day or 2 off
@@kirayoshikage98 that’s a relief
Just imagine how short the episode would've been if Okuyasu was this smart. Like seriously, he would just vanish Josuke the moment he saw him
exactly, bro has a nearly main villain-tier ability lmao
@@probablyjinxedno he has main character at the last episode kind of tier xD
"No matter how you look it, I'm just an average high schooler"
Dude I just saw those people's wounds magically closing. I don't know what a stand is but do the magic thing on me too.
shoulda just said that
@Hovanes Yeghyan well yea he would assume the guy that was either closest to the people who got injured
It would not matter jotaro and koichi would have told them and he would have been forced to change his face either way
@Hovanes Yeghyan but he turned to jotaro, jotaro healed. then he turned to koichi and koichi healed. someone who is almost dead and probably isnt thinking straight would think josuke healed them.
kira: you are a high schooler???
Okuyasu could have been the main villain if he wanted to ;-;
His stand can erase Rohan hands to ruin his life
*He could make Koichi smaller*
If he had a brain
@@antboi6665 or he could erase all people using his stand
He would be a super cool villian with that STANDOH
"No matter how you look it, I'm just an average highschooler"
Kira: Your 16..?
His outfit
*Laughs in Part 3 Jotaro*
*You’re 1:26
To be fair jojos did get less bulky in part 4 and onwards.
YOUR
Josuke:heals 2 people in front of him
Also josuke: Why would anyone think I’m some medical professional?
1:26
basically the entire JoJo fandom when they see a partskipper
That's understandable.
That's like watching boruto first before naruto.
@@pianohelper8873 Yeah underSTANDable
In one comment someone who had a jotaro pfp said who is Kars and everyone massacred him or her
@@johnathantoaster7845 typical toxic community
@Jotaro Kujo faded “za warudo” in the back ground
an alternate universe where okayasu got severe head trauma as a kid and when josuke healed him he smartened back up
is that why okuyasu is so dumb?
@@siravyaverageyoutuber5802 no but it's now my official canon
I dont think he can fix that since josuke mention it himself that he cant fix complicated stuff
I dont think he can fix that since josuke mention it himself that he cant fix complicated stuff
@@patchesby. dude can bring an entire body back from electric current. I can cap
2:20 what I study to pass the exam
2:33 what I remember from studying
Lol
La tuya por si acaso.
No entiendo, la tuya por si acaso
Jaja épico
Everyone felt that
This part got me laughing so hard lol
1:25
Technically speaking, Okuyasu is the only living stand user that can kill Ultimate Kars
Vanilla ice*
GER???
love it when people stand corrected
@@Bruh-ss3ps i said living
@@Anonymous-73 oh yeah "living"
2:20 - how D4C and King Crimson works
2:33 - how The World works
Am i the only one who instantly understand kc's powers?
@@完璧な-細胞 nah mate. I too can understand King Crimson's abilities.
@@完璧な-細胞 me too, the joke is about how hard is to explain it to someone else.
kc is easy but D4C is just a pain.
@@thousandyardduel idk d4c is pretty easy to come by.
0:34 I love the fact jotaro puts the entire phone to his ear
Lol same
Oh I never even realized that LMAO
This is such a well made video
heres a theory
he did it like that because his ear got deafened when he shot himself and star platinum caught the bullet
that is also why he misunderstood josuke's screams for rain
I love how the phone just exploded and his ear is normal
2:15 ngl, i would pay for that scene 🤣
Hé would be so Epic ngl
Guess what ? It’s gonna happen that Keicho will be DLC confirmed ASBR 😎
1 episodio later
(War)
wron g scene
Man I pay to see that shit
Okuyasu: *has Za Hando*
Kira: *has Hand Fetish*
Also Kira: *gets killed by Za Hando*
Star dolphin
Kira: I'm not even mad
Ultimate pleasure
The got killed by a bunch of ghost hands in the actual show
ironic
Kira were killed by a hand. How ironic.
Not by any hand. It was by The🅱️Hand.
@@armelliumthefulgent.6053 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️
oijosukeiremovedthespacesofmywordswithmy『zahando』aintthatwacky
Stone Ocean reference
@@bbjc2647 you like your own comment stfu emoji cancer
Honestly, them all jumping Chili pepper at 1:26 made my laugh out loud that pause just really sold it.
Even king crimson got in there
Thats what happens when you hit someone in a jojo game
I feel you, I was about to comment this too. There's just something about it that makes it absolutely hilarious.
*_chili pepper fucking dies_*
😂😂 same man
I love how Araki made the hand a very strong and effective stand, and then was like "wait a minute if he can make everything disappear then how is the story going to continue" and decided to make the user a moron
That could’ve literally prevented almost all the deaths in DIU
Mostly because ONLY ONE PERSON DIED WHICH IS SHIGECHI and Chilli Pepper... And Reimi... And Arnold... You get the point.
@@smickothesmickest Keicho died, but Akira (Red Hot Pepper user) lived
Don't forget Cinderella's user, Aya Tsuji.
@@binhturtle179 he got burned to a crisp in THIS timeline so ye the stand user of Chilli Pepper is dead.
@@smickothesmickest pretty sure you didn't pay attention while watching the anime or just haven't watch it at all. In chapter 315 of the manga and episode 13 of the anime it's said that he was sent to prison and Jotaro even threaten him so he won't use Chilli Pepper after release
I find it ironic that THE HAND killed Kira
His love, was his death -Some dude idk.
Isn't his actual death just as ironic?
@@thomasledesma4439 yeah
@@sipues6580 Yes, but the irony is that Yoshikage was simply not noticed by the people who were driving. And the goal of Yoshikage was that he would not be noticed and he could have a quiet life.
I thought it was the fact that he got spiritually ripped apart and dragged to hell by a bunch of hands... But that one actually makes more sense.
The reasons why the JoJo parts are so long
Part 1 : Slow fire punches
Part 2 : Fighting gods that are gods
Part 3 : A bug on the plane
Part 4 : Okuyasu can't use his stand right
Part 5 : Mafia
part 7: intermediate horse race
Part 8: because we all know Part 4 Josuke is better because 2 balls are better than 4
@@smickothesmickest This is mathematically incorrect
@@memeulousfidgetspinner7874 But it’s Mistamatically correct
Part 6: Cleopatra's personal revenge
Part 7: Bunch of dicks trying to kill the protagonists
Part 8: Who tf is the main villain
1:20
I love how they all just use their stands to beat the absolute sheet out of Chili Pepper.
2:15 Harvest vs Bad Company would actually be a great fight
totally accurate battle simulator jojo edition
U have a stack of likes
Is the harvest'size same as bad company?
@@ze_hurting looks the same
@@dio5750 oh,alright
Alternatw title: If Okuyasu had more than 2.5 IQ
Josuke: “Yo guys, I’m the main JoJo of Part 4.”
Okuyasu: “So anyway, I started *🅱️lasting...”*
More like *🅱️liasting*
More like ZA HAN DOING.
Nobody:
ZA HANDO: 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️
Almost thought you were a new type of bot thank god I was wrong
@@memepopereal, don’t worry, no bot will ever have this kind of profile picture and name.
2:33 I KEEP LAUGHING AT THAT PART LOL
Fr
Same
Satisfying video, thank you. The chili pepper died part cracked me up
Literally my favorite part
Red Hot Chili Pepper parties too hard and fucking dies.
I repeated it so many times. Gamer girl^_^
i saw this comment before and it had no reply, now i rewatched the comment section and i can see, because i have a pair of eyes and a slightly retarded brain
same
okuyasu could have just brang kira closer to jotaro smh
*B R A N G*
Respect for not fixing
@@thebreadguy5361 yes
*b r a n g* moment
I thought you wrote 'bang'
josuke: how did you know i could heal people? you saw my stand didnt you?
kira: no i saw you walk up and touch those people and they were miraculously healed, please help me
josuke: oh okay
pt 4 end
Lol
oh cheeks-
Lol
he touched them with his stand, not his body O_O
@@Nyandola no
1:27 this is my favorite part, i love how they all just go ham on RHCP
I see what you did there
I felt it when shigechi went:
*La TuYa pOr Si aCaSo*
*me and the spanish languaje boys*
Sip, eso es poesia
Can i know what does that mean?
@@sofianalfaqieh6597 it means:
Yours by the way ( literaly)
@@sofianalfaqieh6597 is basically= no u
@@gabrielaragon9562
Now it makes sense to me XD
Everyone:"cool poses"
Keicho,shigechi and harvest: "T"
The coolest pose.
lol-
l
T
@@mqfii8992 It's literally Jesus pose
If Okuyasu was the main character he might've been the strongest JoJo.
He is a Jojo, he banged tomoko
Ger
I like how okoyasu walked away
and he's like: aight I'm taking the motor to junkshop
2:19 this part is peak comedy
La tuya por si acaso.
Ñ
"no matter how you look at it I'm just an average high schooler" he says after literally healing two people in front of kira
yea i was like "but he litteraly saw you healing them" and kira could just say "i saw you somehow heal them"
@@vitruvius997 yea bam he's cleared of suspicion
he didnt touch them, he used stand so he wouldnt know if it was josuke technically
@@graciouslump9695 true but josuke kneeled down to heal them so he could say that he saw him kneel down and magically heal there wounds
@@mychickensandwich4762 Kira can be a bloody fool sometimes. He was caught desperate, and he thought he could just jump them guys. Unfortunately he played his cards rashly, and got **Clapped** for it.
For anyone asking, at 2:33 Shigechi basically said "Your mom just in case", nice touch using the spanish loquendo xD
@Roger Martí Gonzalvo Yes, but the quote usually refers to the other's mom so...
@@isaandreso215 it's a form to respond in case the other person insults your mother in a lenguage you don't understand
Que haces aca xd
viendo memes xd
Mucha cultura
_"yo, could you chill with that? im supposed to be the main character."_
this radiates some kind of energy that im amazed by
2:20 mha fandom explaining that their ships are 100% canon
it do be like that
😂
La tuya por si acaso.
Literally MHA fandom try to justify why Deku should ended up with Bakugo
la tusya pur si caso
1:26
I love how everybody's stand activate at once when the motorcycle is taken away
And there's a random _"Kingu Crimsom"_ in the crowd
This and the endgame scene with worse company vs harvest are my favorite
@@marbleracergirl Plot twist: that was one of Diavolo's ways of dying
@@marbleracergirl i cant hear it
technically the hand could erase lightning and also erase sheer heart attack
Technically it can, but I'm not sure if it's fast enough to do so.
@Tion Official m8 by that, I meant that I don't know if it can catch lightning.
and with that, kira's left hand
i guess...
Is sheer heart attack was erased kira lose one hand, lmao man Who Love hands lose hand
@@titohermanto1829 dude by pulling a person away from the electricity sorce it will most likely remove the electric shock in them; it is the same when someone get shock and you use a wood plank to push them
1:26 I died from laughter on this part
Everyone use their stand at same time
I died at this one 2:15
A child and 3 teenager and adults fucking commit 17 war crimes one a nugget
2:17 when your father come back after 10 years
😂😂😂
@Jayden Thompsonkelley *La* *tuya* *por* *si* *acaso*
@@glitchedporygon5426 *Explodes*
Wdym he just buy some milk
Shhhhh... he explaining why it took 10 years to get a milk
2:29 “this dude rapping so fast even Eminem felt the rhymes”
Top 10 people eminem is afraid to diss
Rapping without extra p
@@awiseperson9490 cursed
@@cardbod920 no blessed with such intelligence
Oh shit I found my old account
I have a theory, so everyone knows Okuyasu is stupid, and Za hando can delete stuff, so maybe Okuyasu made a facepalm and deleted a lot of neurons of hus brain leaving him as stupid as he is
Hmmmm.....
My theory: Keicho shot Okuyasu in the brain thus made him stupid
Or that he's just a dumbass. They exist in real life you know.
@@ellusiv5121 you know what a joke is?
@@dr.bright4198 bro hes leaving himself as an example
Keicho:ive been trying to find a stand to kill my father..
Sorry for bad spelling..
Okiyasu:can erase anything*
1:26 when theres one pizza roll left
it is my favorite scene because of how ironic it is
@@hellothere6838 favorite scene of all jjba memes
Oh poop
What is a pizza roll?
@@GodOfDoges this is going to be a little weird but a pizza roll is just a school PB&J sandwich but slightly smaller but instead of PB&J it is pizza
2:20 i literally thought it said "if symptom persists consult your doctor" "drink responsibly for your childs health"
I heard that too hahaha
All I heard was *drowning turtle noises*
La tuya por si acaso
@@edwinmonge9155 I don't speak nachos unfortunately
@@eptah1054 and he doesn't speak school shooting, fortunately. Now stfu
Aghh if only there was a harvest vs bad company stand Battle!!
yea, I want to se that battle now
I mean, Harvest would probably win. Shigechi can summon seemingly hundreds of Harvest’s, while I think Keicho can only summon around 80 Bad Company’s. Keicho only wins if he can get to Shigechi before Harvest reaches Keicho
@@mrscoldarrow you're forgeting something, bad company has guns, tanks and helicopters, all arm to the teeths
@@nigelxd3735 but will bad company be able to hold off the seemingly millions of harvest?
one harvest only needs to kill one soldier and that will be -1 less from their army and...
wait cant bad company just shoot shigechi?
@@thecheezepirate340 yep, they can shoot Shigechi but here's where Shigechi wins stat-wise, you see he can get Harvest around all of Morioh while Keicho's stand even tho having a nice range it can't really reach a whole city.
Then again, there are way more harvests than soldiers plus they aren't just "punchy beetles" pretty sure Shigechi could figure out something as well just like he did when he alchoholized josuke and okuyasu. Eventually Keicho's stand will be totally outnumbered and decimated, even if it has tanks i can't see why 2 or 3 harvest couldn't destroy them, not to mention the "outrange" factor and how Shigechi could also always aim for killing the user
I just realized how okuyasu could've just erase the space between him and a running Kira to prevent him to change his identity. Basically Okuyasu the hand could've ended diamond is unbreakable all alone😂
This is the premise of a majority of the memes around part 4.
I like how Kira's jacket says "just got bodied by star platinum"
2:45
1:25 me and my friends when we found the fcking camper that keep attacking us with a weak weapon.
Yes
so basically if any other character had za hando, part four would have been a lot shorter.
Goddamit the joke
Yep
Za Hando but Jotaro uses it: WRYY- *Dio fucking dies* My name is Yoshikage Kira, I'm 33 ye- *Kira fucking dies* This is a tes- *Diavolo fucking dies, dies, dies, dies, dies,* Made in h- *Pucci fucking dies* The End
It would have ended when Josuke encountered Okuyasu I guess
Except Rohan he sucks
1:28 this got me more than it should
Okuyasu was smart the whole time when he went to the Italian restaurant he literally explained the food flavors like a pro
He put his stat points to eating lol
When I saw that scene I was wondering if it was jojo or food wars
So basically what if he was the protagonist
1:26 this part got me
"I guess I'll die"
@@icicle2979 ?
@@Restious it's a meme batman
@@onemoretime3614 oh
Same
"it seems you've absolutely bamboozled me" has me crying. Why is it so funny
1:31 ah yes, my favorite spongebob episode
Chilli pepper dies
@@communistindonesiaball175 Chili pepper fucking dies
@@jotarokujo3745 chiili pepper fucking dies
@@him6290 chili pepper fucking dies
@@2nxious chili pepper fucking dies
Greato daze we manage to save kei
Keicho : HE HAS THE ARROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW4WWWW
Why did you put a number four in your comment *mista is on his way*
@@themilk616 coincedence? I think not!!
Mista isnt scared of the number 4 he is scared of picking 1 from 4 he said it himself
*Mista would like to know your location*
0:26
1:26 Ah yes, Star Platinum Act 3: The World: The Hand
Star Platinum: Diamond: Act 3: The World: Bad Company: The Hand
So its the same type of stand as star platinum...
@@adachitohru460 yare yare
Wasn't that act 2
@@vegitosaysalright2365 sounded like 3 to me or I'm just blind in the ears
Bad Company and harvest having a war had me cracking😂
2:19 This is actually funny lol.
I know right
xD yup
especially shigechi just staring
Make it 2x
man
kid: "teacher you forgot about the homework"
everyone else in the class: 1:27
Legit me when the teacher off-topic but i used aja mask
Stop stealing comments and make your own jokes dumbass
@@proxymaster5451 no, I don't think we will
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@@proxymaster5451 sir this is just a comment-
Okuyasu could've been the main character with how powerful his stand is, he even has more of a backstory than Josuke.
Okuyasu: I'm helping my brother find a stand user that's strong enough to kill our cursed father, who made a deal with a vampire in order to help us survive poverty.
Josuke: fuck you say 'bout my hair
To be honest I think okuyasu actually capable of killing his father... Because his stand literally just erase sh!t from existence
@@k6813 the reason why Okuyasu didnt kill his father with The Hand is because he said he too didnt know where the erased stuff went. Imagine Okuyasu erase his father and his father will just wandering around the "erased" world without him actually dead. Okuyasu and Keicho said that they want their dad to die like normal
he could’ve just… erased his father… with his fcking stand…
@@strangemiscellaneousfruit9222 okuyasu doesn't really know what happens to the stuff he erased,
but star birthmark go brrrr
Simplemente amo como Shigechi tiene el loquendo en español aunque habla inglés y suena extraño. No mencionemos el “La tuya por si acaso" que fue la cosa más graciosa del maldito universo
Multiverso
Boi this is made in heaven
Why would you say that now time is being accelerated.
This is made in hell. Un did it!
@@jkbenbot9305 korega
*REQUIEM DA*
@@jkbenbot9305 its *muda*
*MUDA*
no sir this is za hando
Josuke to Kira: i'll patch you up
Also Josuke: did i look like a doctor or something?
I know right he just said he would fix him then says do I look like a doctor?
@@dantemendes5237 araki forgot
No, Kira said “Hurry up and heal me!”, which is different from “patching up”
@@starwarsfanstation403 what are you talking about
@@meggubravo8373 basically what Josuke was saying is like, imma try and help you not fucking die, "patching up" is just saying like, applying vendeages and shit to avoid him bleeding to death. Kira then just told him to hurry up and *fix* him, using a term not even medical, just outright saying his stand's power. It's not even a translation shit Kira just heppened to do something that stupid.
Alternatively, if you take it as if Josuke really had no real reason to know if he had seen crazy diamond, then you could think he was making one of the classic JoJo moves and confirming, if Kira acted dumb and was like "the fuck you talking bro, stands???????" Josuke may have said Ahhhhhhhhhhh ok he aint it
1:24
Chili pepper: me
Others: *exams, online class, teachers, homeworks*
Total agree
@@bbjc2647 total agree
@@trianglestudios6082 total agree
@@lurkmurk0 total agree
@@twilight2773 Total agree
1:25 I love the absolute barrage of all the stands attacking at once.
2:04 *"joul never taek me alife"*
Za hando!
Wait why am I not running away
Guet aguei from mi, yu kripi man
La tuya por si acaso.
If okayasu was smart it would just be “okayasu and his good pal the jojo’s”
"La tuya por si acaso"
I FUCKING DIED XDD
Me to XD
Get away from me you c r e e p y man
@Makoto Yuki in Latin America is common for people to try to insult you insulting your mom, so when someone says something you can't understand you say "la tuya por si acaso" in case it was an insult
Power: You have one of the most powerful abilities, you are able to erase anything from reality.
Weaknesses: You're Okuyasu.
The part where everyone ganged up on chili pepper literally killed me
Rest in peace
Just like him
If Okayasu wanted to do all this... he could, Okayasu knows the full destructive power of ZA HANDO but he doesn’t want to harm anyone.
1) Keicho points out that Okuyasu doesn't understand the destructive power of his own stand
2) Doesn't stop him most of the time, and he's precise enough to cut a girl's hair with his stand in the blink of an eye without hurting her.
3) He also tried to kill Josuke, Akira and Kira with the hand, so clearly he's fine hurting people with it
Okuyasu’s stand is so powerful precisely because he’s a dumb fuck.
2:32 momento hispanohablante
Momento chadgechi
@@lucianomeneses6938 si
La tuya por si acaso
@@wylece3521 what does it mean
@@nilesh1424 Your mother by the way