If Polnareffland was real

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @dankbidoof
    @dankbidoof  3 года назад +3843

    I'll add Spanish subs later it's too much typing
    Edit: ya [CC]
    Edit 2: French subtitles by Nex (updated)
    Edit 3: Polish subs by Nartuz
    Edit 4: Persian subs by King MPHS
    Edit 5: Arabic subs by @reaper-lf2mf

  • @Lonelysarchives
    @Lonelysarchives 3 года назад +6395

    This is the best JoJo OVA I've ever watched

    • @jotarokujo9984
      @jotarokujo9984 3 года назад +49

      Same

    • @markomastilovic6424
      @markomastilovic6424 3 года назад +83

      Where can I buy the CD

    • @erick11789
      @erick11789 3 года назад +18

      estás aquí xD

    • @metal_1398
      @metal_1398 3 года назад +39

      Hello I am the real Araki
      Proof: trust me bro
      You can give me money and I will send you a CD. If you want more OVA's you'll have to send me your credit card information, the three numbers on the back and the expiration date.

    • @berkaltuglu8140
      @berkaltuglu8140 3 года назад +8

      Okuyasu talks in Za Hando

  • @MrCit-us3ip
    @MrCit-us3ip 3 года назад +8659

    The part where Joseph predicts Bruno’s next line got me. Makes me think that Joseph was pretending to be senile.

    • @Benloadeon
      @Benloadeon 3 года назад +897

      Your next line will be : " Joseph just likes to fuck with people "

    • @toothlesshewhoreignsoverdr1190
      @toothlesshewhoreignsoverdr1190 3 года назад +37

      Joseph just likes to fuck with people

    • @toothlesshewhoreignsoverdr1190
      @toothlesshewhoreignsoverdr1190 3 года назад +206

      @@Benloadeon wait how the fuck did you know?

    • @shotaconera2327
      @shotaconera2327 3 года назад +435

      Well if you pay attention he also faked his death so as not to help get off the ROAD ROLLER COASTER

    • @linax3613
      @linax3613 3 года назад +122

      @@Benloadeon Joseph just like to NANI

  • @Benloadeon
    @Benloadeon 3 года назад +7326

    I like how Mista, Okuyasu and Josuke hang out together because they basically share the same brain cells

  • @blistertooth
    @blistertooth 2 года назад +2632

    I love how we all know Jotaro would just be chillin’ at an aquarium saying “this is sick as fuck” while everyone gets into crazy shit

  • @sometechydude2324
    @sometechydude2324 2 года назад +4789

    Joseph pretending to mishear somebody just so he can predict their next line is golden

    • @Bluejay-jg6hz
      @Bluejay-jg6hz 2 года назад +406

      It’s his only way to feel young again.

    • @shingkung3974
      @shingkung3974 2 года назад +63

      @@Bluejay-jg6hz sadd😔😔

    • @TheRabidOgre
      @TheRabidOgre 2 года назад +201

      I had to pause the video it caught me so off guard. I really, really wish that happened in the actual canon, it was such a perfect joke.

    • @OtakuNoShitpost
      @OtakuNoShitpost 2 года назад +57

      Truly a golden experience

    • @runh1699
      @runh1699 2 года назад +22

      He would lokey prob do that

  • @minimangamesrichminimangam7029
    @minimangamesrichminimangam7029 3 года назад +2319

    "i think he mistook us for children because we are short"
    -side characters 2021

    • @Ssjvaca
      @Ssjvaca 3 года назад +69

      Funny that 3 of them are main characters

    • @Someloww
      @Someloww 3 года назад +1

      @@Ssjvaca change it so it says Fun fact it will be a better meme material so pls do it

    • @rubber_rooms_rat
      @rubber_rooms_rat 3 года назад +87

      How dare you call koichi the incredibly handsome and reliable guy, a side character?

    • @AwawaNheLvWraii
      @AwawaNheLvWraii 3 года назад +10

      @@rubber_rooms_rat and the best jobro in the universe

    • @agenti4734
      @agenti4734 3 года назад +3

      Lolis in a nutshell

  • @dylanhirst1496
    @dylanhirst1496 3 года назад +2423

    i loved the utter silence in the aquarium and then jotaro just says “this is sick as fuck” while absolutely nothing is happening

    • @silverchariot8560
      @silverchariot8560 3 года назад +72

      He was talking abt aquarium

    • @dylanhirst1496
      @dylanhirst1496 3 года назад +21

      @@silverchariot8560 exactly

    • @azer6075
      @azer6075 3 года назад +18

      Did you see the mouth on the water

    • @dylanhirst1496
      @dylanhirst1496 3 года назад +1

      @@azer6075 no, where?

    • @ad_viZe
      @ad_viZe 3 года назад +19

      @@dylanhirst1496 between jotaro and polnareff there's some teeth

  • @Porygonal64
    @Porygonal64 2 года назад +2171

    God I love this, this isnt a shitpost anymore this is enjoyable fanfiction

  • @Ms.FortuneTeller
    @Ms.FortuneTeller 3 года назад +1047

    The way Bucciarati slowly turned around in complete silence when Joseph called him a nice lady had me rolling here.

  • @alessandromazza4557
    @alessandromazza4557 3 года назад +3438

    I love how it's widely accepted by the community that Okuyasu has the Time Stop ability too

    • @specimen057
      @specimen057 3 года назад +69

      Is there any proof supporting that at all.

    • @JNJNRobin1337
      @JNJNRobin1337 3 года назад +174

      space and time are close
      thats all i think

    • @rigel734
      @rigel734 3 года назад +738

      @@specimen057 Its just a joke since in Eyes of Heaven one of his lines is him saying "The Hand: The World" to try to see if he can stop time too. Of course he failed, but the community loved it

    • @iordachescudaniel77
      @iordachescudaniel77 3 года назад +226

      @@specimen057 za hando za warudo

    • @specimen057
      @specimen057 3 года назад +18

      @@rigel734 manga only content?

  • @chi_inverted
    @chi_inverted 3 года назад +3021

    Giorno talking to Abbachio if he really hated him, made me believe that these 2 actually needed some room to communicate with each other and will become friends immediately

  • @CoolDude99997
    @CoolDude99997 2 года назад +802

    10:12
    if you didn't understand why jotaro said "don't even acknowledge it",it was because when Jotaro stopped time, everyone was grey except for okuyasu those making Za Hand Za Warudo real in this timeline

    • @Samuel_Morchin
      @Samuel_Morchin Год назад +58

      But it doesn't make sense! Za Hando is the same kind of stand as Kingu Kurimuzon, not Star Platinum!

    • @KiyoGam1
      @KiyoGam1 Год назад +52

      @@Samuel_Morchinit can erase the effect of time stop on him so.....

    • @GodForeverNumberOne
      @GodForeverNumberOne 9 месяцев назад +8

      I was gonna comment this far too late, great reference.

    • @Hopeful_Neon
      @Hopeful_Neon 5 месяцев назад +3

      Also he was looking at jotaro the whole time

    • @Vassilinia
      @Vassilinia 2 месяца назад

      ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO

  • @evergreen8600
    @evergreen8600 3 года назад +2006

    I love the idea of Mista, Joskue and Okuyasu getting into trouble together and honestly need more of that in my life

  • @Hi_i_exist
    @Hi_i_exist 3 года назад +681

    Broke "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream"
    Vs
    Woke "I, Jean Pierre Polnareff, want to build Polnareffland"

    • @pavi-hd3xo
      @pavi-hd3xo 3 года назад +4

      I can't ruin the 420 likes here. It's just perfect. I want to like but * *sweats profusely* * it's 420 likes.

  • @czektor2263
    @czektor2263 3 года назад +2691

    Giorno: "Hey, did you know my real dad?"
    Jotaro: "Yea, I killed himanyway where is the aquarium"

    • @virionjellybean9550
      @virionjellybean9550 2 года назад +191

      im pretty sure he wants to find the aquarium gift shop to buy a toy dolphin

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 года назад +67

      @@virionjellybean9550 For Jolyne.

    • @UnicornBySprinkle
      @UnicornBySprinkle 2 года назад +62

      @@concept5631 for himself, he ain’t give a sh abt jolyne IMAO

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 года назад +35

      @@UnicornBySprinkle Nah he do.
      Jotaro's just shitty at expressing it.

    • @UnicornBySprinkle
      @UnicornBySprinkle 2 года назад +9

      @@concept5631 but jolyne ain’t give a sh abt dolphins

  • @hididdlyhodiddly6019
    @hididdlyhodiddly6019 2 года назад +435

    Jotaro, Polnareff and Fugo: *A nice chat about sea life*
    Joseph and Bruno: *Discussing war stories*
    Okuyasu, Mista and Josuke: *Almost immediately murder a man and attempt to cover it up*

  • @emblemblade9245
    @emblemblade9245 3 года назад +2640

    Fugo lightheartedly trolling everyone by saying he’s going to bring out his stand is great character development

    • @seeforkat
      @seeforkat 3 года назад +208

      I like the idea of fugo telling jokes

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 3 года назад +155

      Fugo if he was allowed to have more screentime

    • @averycoolskeleton2380
      @averycoolskeleton2380 3 года назад +2

      @@seeforkat /@Lrp

    • @Poni5
      @Poni5 3 года назад +42

      @@microwave8931 More like "Fugo after his own novel"

    • @theheavy5412
      @theheavy5412 2 года назад +9

      Purple haze feedback

  • @imannam
    @imannam 3 года назад +3467

    This feels like an actual OVA.
    And a bizarre one, too.

    • @rymaix
      @rymaix 3 года назад +156

      every now and then i keep on thinking of making a group with jojo fan animators that can replicate the artstyle, so that masterpieces like this could be "animated"

    • @justastrangerontheinternet1359
      @justastrangerontheinternet1359 3 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @justastrangerontheinternet1359
      @justastrangerontheinternet1359 3 года назад +3

      @@rymaix good luck 👍

    • @Luck_wrought
      @Luck_wrought 3 года назад +26

      @@rymaix YES, please do it

    • @myuto1583
      @myuto1583 3 года назад +19

      @@rymaix you see the history is so funny I made a full ep in my head

  • @bred9901
    @bred9901 3 года назад +3529

    i like how okuyasu wasn’t even affected by jotaro’s time stop and just kept watching

    • @thornet6925
      @thornet6925 3 года назад +572

      Oy, mr joestar, I use za hando to erase your ability of time! Ain’t that wacky?

    • @fightarrow9421
      @fightarrow9421 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/8d7CWp2chWU/видео.html reminds me of this

    • @omegadreemurr6271
      @omegadreemurr6271 3 года назад +615

      *Z A H A N D O Z A W A R U D O!*

    • @brodycharles8716
      @brodycharles8716 3 года назад +67

      @@omegadreemurr6271 beat me to it

    • @ykobi
      @ykobi 3 года назад +6

      i think its a reference of this video
      ruclips.net/video/ebgXjYqtxJE/видео.html

  • @CalvinLee-y6m
    @CalvinLee-y6m Год назад +97

    I realized that Okuyasu could move in time stop. I think we all know if he was smart, he's the ultimate being who could bend gravity, time, and space. Plus stopping time.

  • @Blarvinks
    @Blarvinks 3 года назад +821

    Jotaro saying "This is sick as fuck" while standing in front of an aquarium tank is now my wallpaper

  • @metal_1398
    @metal_1398 3 года назад +1758

    I'd go to Polnareff land. That shit sounds crazy.

  • @superior2096
    @superior2096 3 года назад +562

    "Jotaro stops time"
    Okuyasu: So it's the same type of stand as ZA HANDO.

    • @enorun5510
      @enorun5510 3 года назад +31

      ZA HANDO: ZA WARUDO!

    • @_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140
      @_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 3 года назад +9

      『ZA HANDO』

    • @ellymercyhnem
      @ellymercyhnem 3 года назад +23

      oi josuke i just said za hando za warudo because it sounded cool but then accidentally made time freeze AINT THAT WACKYYYYYY

  • @marche800
    @marche800 Год назад +192

    The idea that Joseph's senility is just him trolling is something I personally subscribe to

    • @azure-aeon-dragonica
      @azure-aeon-dragonica 9 месяцев назад +3

      It's also canon as of Part 4

    • @cherie..cherry
      @cherie..cherry 9 месяцев назад

      @@azure-aeon-dragonicahow? I’ve watched prt 4 and im even rewatching it right now but I don’t understand how it’s cannon/where they said that 😭

    • @azure-aeon-dragonica
      @azure-aeon-dragonica 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@cherie..cherry It is in character for Joseph to fake being senile in order to avoid facing Suzi's wrath

    • @KetoCommander
      @KetoCommander 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@azure-aeon-dragonicaHe also acted Senile to every other characters beside Jotaro, it's an act he puts up to mess with everyone😭

    • @azure-aeon-dragonica
      @azure-aeon-dragonica 8 месяцев назад

      @@KetoCommander Yes! It is!

  • @snugthug5245
    @snugthug5245 3 года назад +1413

    The bit where okuyasu was moving during stopped time and jotaro was like, "Don't even acknowledge it" really got me

    • @InsertSadFace
      @InsertSadFace 3 года назад +19

      how was he able to move tho?

    • @snugthug5245
      @snugthug5245 3 года назад +144

      @@InsertSadFace za hando za warudo

    • @derek9511
      @derek9511 3 года назад +180

      @@InsertSadFace he's too stupid to freeze in stopped time
      like how he was too stupid to die when kira killed him

    • @InsertSadFace
      @InsertSadFace 3 года назад +15

      @@derek9511 bruh

    • @abrahammesrajecorrea2349
      @abrahammesrajecorrea2349 3 года назад +11

      @@derek9511 not to mention too stupid to realize how dangerous Purple Haze's virus is

  • @ryandunn4848
    @ryandunn4848 3 года назад +519

    Josuke Okuyasu and Mista are honestly such an entertaining trio. Imagine a spin off series or manga where it is just them 3 and the goofy stupid situations they end up in.

    • @saketbakshi4235
      @saketbakshi4235 3 года назад +4

      Petition for Hirohiko Araki to make this true: Sign here by liking (too busy to actually make a petition)

    • @Baoboyxm
      @Baoboyxm 3 года назад +8

      mista but in part 4

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 3 года назад +19

      We got something better tho…
      Josuke and Hol Horse

  • @minimangamesrichminimangam7029
    @minimangamesrichminimangam7029 3 года назад +588

    finally araki has made the spin off we have all been waiting for

    • @megapoo2274
      @megapoo2274 3 года назад +8

      Yess

    • @MingChilling-
      @MingChilling- 3 года назад +13

      so you wan’t to know spin?

    • @Nazoou_Neon
      @Nazoou_Neon 3 года назад +2

      What do you mean ??? What spin off? Please tell me. 😭😭😳

    • @mylesmadill9059
      @mylesmadill9059 3 года назад +1

      The hol horse josuke one?

    • @drawforge9640
      @drawforge9640 3 года назад +6

      @@Nazoou_Neon nah it's a new Rohan oneshot

  • @dtseldenring
    @dtseldenring 2 года назад +130

    10:10 the part where he moves has me in tears

  • @verygood2520
    @verygood2520 3 года назад +388

    Jotaro saying "this is sick as fuck" had me dying for several minutes

  • @darokolghai7942
    @darokolghai7942 3 года назад +763

    10:06
    The fact that Okuyasu isn't scared bc he is dumb is so funny to me
    That's what I call great attention to detail

    • @Finn_Ryan
      @Finn_Ryan 3 года назад +69

      I loved it too but sadly Okuyasu acted scared when fugo joked about it on the rollercoaster at 8:23

    • @dankbidoof
      @dankbidoof  3 года назад +113

      @@Finn_Ryan dankbidoof forgot 💀, I think I accidentally made him vibrate because Fugo was blocking him at first while I added the effect on everyone at once

    • @vel_terra
      @vel_terra 3 года назад +15

      Why would he be scared? The hand can just erase the virus

    • @Finn_Ryan
      @Finn_Ryan 3 года назад +13

      @@vel_terra Aight let me ask how one erases a virus that is already in your body?

    • @imakidbro8725
      @imakidbro8725 3 года назад +5

      There’s a za hando za wardou reference when jotaro stops time

  • @bamanathfernandez1632
    @bamanathfernandez1632 2 года назад +517

    josuke: WE JUST KILLED AN EMPLOYEE
    mista: WE JUST KILLED AN EMPLOYEE
    okuyasu: funniest shit ive ever heard

  • @ayanokazuko5120
    @ayanokazuko5120 2 года назад +448

    3:31 This will never not be funny lmao

    • @DeuxExNoir
      @DeuxExNoir Год назад +47

      That
      *...yoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*
      Had me rolling.

    • @thedemondevii883
      @thedemondevii883 Год назад +7

      bro lmao i died when i heard that I CANTTTTT

    • @spinash7864
      @spinash7864 Год назад +2

      Fr lol

  • @saketbakshi4235
    @saketbakshi4235 3 года назад +3383

    Theory: Polnareffland is actually heaven and everyone who died in canon was waiting for the rest of them

  • @Inquisitive_cloud
    @Inquisitive_cloud 3 года назад +675

    I love how Okuyasu's only line is Z A H A N D O. It's like he used all his brain cells for acting only

    • @tofuyamakid5759
      @tofuyamakid5759 3 года назад +58

      The price for being smart is only being able to say za hando

    • @titan7789
      @titan7789 3 года назад +25

      He moves in time stop too.

    • @FiddleFluteGuy
      @FiddleFluteGuy 3 года назад +1

      @@titan7789 how

    • @uliveulearnandregret
      @uliveulearnandregret 3 года назад +4

      @@titan7789 he erased time

    • @tofuyamakid5759
      @tofuyamakid5759 3 года назад +4

      @@titan7789 he moves in time stops but acts that he dont

  • @beens1026
    @beens1026 3 года назад +704

    This made me realize: a spinoff with mista in morioh would be amazing, he would fit in with okuyasu and josuke perfectly

    • @NobleVI_343
      @NobleVI_343 2 года назад +30

      except for the fact he kills people (as long as they’re not a stand user)

    • @harimauindia5775
      @harimauindia5775 2 года назад +37

      Except that it's in PART FOUR!!!!
      Not happening. Ever

    • @MasonGreenWeed
      @MasonGreenWeed 2 года назад +28

      @@NobleVI_343 josuke literally turn dude into book and stone, that's fate worse than death

    • @nogoodnamesleft3965
      @nogoodnamesleft3965 2 года назад +4

      Except its Hol Horseinstead of Mista which is practically the same

    • @adelandjj1721
      @adelandjj1721 2 года назад

      @@MasonGreenWeed Josuke is insane

  • @FGC_YT123
    @FGC_YT123 Год назад +57

    I love it that Bruno is having fun and getting impressed by the stories of Joseph 🤣

  • @lunarlord4985
    @lunarlord4985 2 года назад +1415

    The best part about this is that it can technically be considered cannon since it is a sequel to dankbidoof’s “If Fugo actually used Purple Haze” where it showed Diavlo die, causing that video to be canon and this video as well by extension. Also, “Dio’s Road Roller-coaster” is such an amazing name!

    • @harimauindia5775
      @harimauindia5775 2 года назад +9

      Exactly what I said

    • @Scringus
      @Scringus 2 года назад +39

      that video is just the eyes of heaven timeline

    • @VibeDPyro
      @VibeDPyro 2 года назад +24

      This is probably also in the timeline where okuyasu’s brother lives and he uses ZA hando more often, probably didn’t go so he could watch their father

    • @kalim4333
      @kalim4333 2 года назад +11

      yeah also narancia says "i fucking told you he could do that" after giorno makes the rollercoaster into a dinosaur in the fugo uses his stand narancia said something about giorno and dinosaurs

    • @ZAPRST8879
      @ZAPRST8879 2 года назад

      @@VibeDPyro it is connected so yeah best timeline

  • @kokococoxdmakesdecentconte8750
    @kokococoxdmakesdecentconte8750 3 года назад +515

    I just love how jotaro casually said “yeah I killed him” when Giorno asked if he knew his real dad

    • @koichihirose5495
      @koichihirose5495 3 года назад +35

      ...And Giorno didn't care. He's all like oh, ok

    • @deadguy5984
      @deadguy5984 3 года назад +5

      @@koichihirose5495 maybe he was mad on Dio BC he left him with bitch who not cared she have kid

    • @koichihirose5495
      @koichihirose5495 3 года назад +1

      @@deadguy5984 how do you know that, you're dead

    • @MunchaBuncha
      @MunchaBuncha 3 года назад

      @@koichihirose5495 he probably met dio

  • @battlechaing6374
    @battlechaing6374 3 года назад +658

    Polnareffland: **exists**
    Literally everyone else: "This puts a smile on my face"

    • @burnttoast3842
      @burnttoast3842 3 года назад

      Araki should actually build an actual or fund polnareffland

    • @Onepieceistheworstanime
      @Onepieceistheworstanime 3 года назад +3

      Question? Why is this anime so gay and why doesn’t anyone ever talk about it much?

    • @eduardoportaonovo247
      @eduardoportaonovo247 3 года назад

      @@Onepieceistheworstanime It's gay to mimic the fandom

    • @Iris-su2wx
      @Iris-su2wx 3 года назад +1

      @@Onepieceistheworstanime Umm... People talk about Jojo all the time. Also, I think a lot of the "gayness" comes from the fact that it's inspired by 80s musicians and also ancient Greek statues and stuff.

    • @Onepieceistheworstanime
      @Onepieceistheworstanime 3 года назад

      @@Iris-su2wx But why would you implement that into an anime? What are they trying to promote? No heterosexual man or woman want to see that. I have never heard anyone talking about how gay this anime is but I guess fan boys will be fan boys.

  • @anamusingidiot2565
    @anamusingidiot2565 7 месяцев назад +17

    "Yeah I killed him anyway-" Jotaro handling the second most potentially dangerous situation of his entire career the safest way possible.

  • @kingofpigs6630
    @kingofpigs6630 3 года назад +319

    0:57 I love how Jotaro just blurts out that he killed DIO and immediately changes the subject

  • @rayrsd
    @rayrsd 3 года назад +760

    10:13 Okuyasu can move in time. The hand: The world is real...

  • @aslsander7796
    @aslsander7796 3 года назад +1299

    When Jotaro stopped time I love the fact he prevented himself from acknowledging koichi as a "reliable guy"

    • @spacetoast4684
      @spacetoast4684 3 года назад +301

      actually he was trying to ignore the fact that okuyasu was able to move in stopped time

    • @r4siri
      @r4siri 3 года назад +64

      @@spacetoast4684 tbh i think both

    • @Jeff_isAverage
      @Jeff_isAverage 3 года назад +47

      ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO

    • @Nisyiboy
      @Nisyiboy 3 года назад +15

      @@r4siri nah he was looking at Okuyasu

    • @ComplexityUnleashed
      @ComplexityUnleashed 2 года назад +3

      @@r4siri Koichi wasn't even in the frame when Jotaro said "don't even acknowledge it".

  • @mewthree8093
    @mewthree8093 2 года назад +50

    I love that all the characters are just having fun and a "chill" day

  • @martinstephenortiz4628
    @martinstephenortiz4628 3 года назад +390

    This format is absolutely amazing to make parodies/AUs. I went in expecting a shitpost but instead got a video masterpiece. The sex pistols scene actually got me hyped for the duration. 10/10

  • @steamyninja8881
    @steamyninja8881 3 года назад +422

    A real arc with Okuyasu, Mista, and Jouske would be the best thing ever lmaoo

    • @bigbosssnakecorn8834
      @bigbosssnakecorn8834 2 года назад +15

      Now I wonder if Rohan would join them

    • @steamyninja8881
      @steamyninja8881 2 года назад +14

      @@bigbosssnakecorn8834 Rohan would be the side character of the arc. Someway, somehow, he involuntarily gets involved in their shennanigans and ends up really annoyed by them throughout half the arc. They may even be trying to steal something from him to accomplish some sort of goal, but they have to be very sneaky and they end up real close to getting caught multiple times or just involving him somehow like bringing trouble to his house or an inspirational spot in the park he draws at, but whatever the situation, in the end they explain to Rohan the situation through his anger and he ends up getting just as invested as the three of them creating a new group of 4 wackos trying to accomplish some trivial goal.

    • @mcsky8002
      @mcsky8002 Год назад

      @@steamyninja8881basically part 9

  • @boldrins8568
    @boldrins8568 3 года назад +638

    9:05 "i fucking told you he could do it" only for people who watched "if fugo accually used purple haze"

    • @MixedPotaters
      @MixedPotaters 2 года назад +29

      There are actually a lot of references to his other videos and i think thats pretty nice

    • @pakkunen8491
      @pakkunen8491 2 года назад +28

      Yeah in that video narancia said: "So you can just make a dinosaur to maul your opponent?"

    • @CharzzTheAnimated
      @CharzzTheAnimated 2 года назад +8

      @@pakkunen8491 “and this is a frog”

    • @Yesytsucks
      @Yesytsucks 2 года назад

      I just watched them both and actually thought that it was said in this one ._.

    • @Dummy580
      @Dummy580 2 года назад

      Yea

  • @memeknowledge2538
    @memeknowledge2538 Год назад +23

    rewatching this again more properly I start appreciating the amount of effort, storymaking, and humour used to make this was just topnotch

    • @UltraSexistNazi777
      @UltraSexistNazi777 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😅😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @jotaromilos5751
    @jotaromilos5751 2 года назад +974

    3:23 Buccerati and Joseph having their own moment is so wholesome

    • @L0LZZYT69
      @L0LZZYT69 Год назад +40

      Meanwhile not hearing a group of people scream as they get yeeted

    • @esprero
      @esprero Год назад +6

      agreed

    • @timothylinga1427
      @timothylinga1427 Год назад +5

      Your next line is "i agree!", That's the one?

    • @m4d_x
      @m4d_x Год назад +5

      @@timothylinga1427 i agree!-WAIT WHAT THE

    • @sagolius
      @sagolius Год назад +3

      ​@@m4d_xyour next line is "FUCK, HOW DID YOU KNOW" isn't it?

  • @neloangelo8
    @neloangelo8 3 года назад +256

    The T-Rex bit had me dying! It was as if Narancia had specifically brought up the possibility of Giorno creating dinosaurs before and nobody believed him 😂.

    • @mdsystems4463
      @mdsystems4463 3 года назад +34

      He actually did when he met Giorno in the "If Fugo actually used Purple Haze" video

    • @neloangelo8
      @neloangelo8 3 года назад +19

      @@mdsystems4463 I saw that one! It was great but I don't remember that part, I guess this gives me an excuse to rewatch it lol

  • @theinvincibleironicman
    @theinvincibleironicman 3 года назад +197

    I like how Okuyasu moved in stopped time. Really shows how powerful he is

    • @REYplucate
      @REYplucate 3 года назад +14

      He can use ZA HANDO ZA WARDO

    • @susk5090
      @susk5090 3 года назад +21

      or he's too stupid to realize time is stopped

    • @tvhaha361
      @tvhaha361 3 года назад

      @@susk5090 fax

    • @abrahammesrajecorrea2349
      @abrahammesrajecorrea2349 3 года назад +3

      Not to mention he wasn't scared of Fugo using Purple Haze.

  • @MisterBurgerBeachball
    @MisterBurgerBeachball 2 года назад +32

    I love this! When Mista talked about how the mansion wasn't scary I was expecting a big number "4" to pop out of nowhere and scare him. Even so, all the jokes landed phenomenally.
    Sidenote, this video was actually uploaded on my birthday.

  • @OGPepsiman
    @OGPepsiman 3 года назад +266

    This is everything I have ever wanted in an ending.

  • @WickedPhase
    @WickedPhase 2 года назад +605

    7:39 I love how he just turns around lmaoo

    • @krisbd6262
      @krisbd6262 2 года назад +35

      Bruno: … Remember Bruno. He’s an old man. Sometimes I do mistaken for a lady.

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 2 года назад +29

      Leave him be, Bucciarati. Joseph's from a time where men dressed like *MEN.* ...Sometimes.

    • @byao682
      @byao682 2 года назад +21

      @@MegaManXPoweredUp Tequilla joseph reference🤨

  • @sophisticateddozen
    @sophisticateddozen 3 года назад +199

    3:33 *_OLD MAN JOSEPH STILL HAS IT IN ‘EM_*

  • @True_Joestar_Gentleman
    @True_Joestar_Gentleman 2 года назад +40

    I love how Okuyasu was quite throughout the whole video 💀

  • @trunksfireheart
    @trunksfireheart 3 года назад +384

    8:24 I love how everyone immediately got scared when fugo said that he'll use his virus

    • @shxhebx2039
      @shxhebx2039 3 года назад +12

      Even okuyasu

    • @almedat2694
      @almedat2694 3 года назад +14

      @@shxhebx2039 yeah that was an editing error

  • @tashacatiwalaan3489
    @tashacatiwalaan3489 3 года назад +228

    everyone being terrified everytime Fugo wanted to help using his stand had me wheezing the whole video

  • @rafaelinyoutube4175
    @rafaelinyoutube4175 2 года назад +172

    Everyone is just goofing around and Mista Josuke and Okuyasu are literally covering up a murder

  • @Jeetis
    @Jeetis Год назад +46

    10:11 I LOVE HOW OKUYASU CAN MOVE 😂

  • @rico4376
    @rico4376 3 года назад +382

    I love how Jotaro is just giving Fugo a biology lesson

    • @Monoxrhome
      @Monoxrhome Год назад +7

      bro I think fugo just wanted to have relations with big buff man.

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels Год назад

      That's cute :)

  • @nrandev6650
    @nrandev6650 2 года назад +2520

    I love how jotaro just stares at okuyasu for a solid second and they both just say nothing 10:22

    • @Mr-Idk-what-ID-should-I-pick
      @Mr-Idk-what-ID-should-I-pick 2 года назад +273

      Okuyasu:I think Jotaro san just stop time
      Jotaro:I think Okuyasu just mo- no.don't think

    • @emmanuel3872
      @emmanuel3872 2 года назад +38

      How okuyasu can do this?

    • @Mortimer_RS
      @Mortimer_RS 2 года назад +150

      @@emmanuel3872 he can't, it was a mistake made in the anime.

    • @emmanuel3872
      @emmanuel3872 2 года назад +18

      @@Mortimer_RS in wich chapter?

    • @Mortimer_RS
      @Mortimer_RS 2 года назад +136

      @@emmanuel3872 when Jotaro stops time to break Kira's hand in their final battle.

  • @notallergictochocolate
    @notallergictochocolate 3 года назад +912

    0:56 that sounds like a real jotaro line 💀

    • @raysorisgaming6133
      @raysorisgaming6133 2 года назад +53

      Actually he did say it in part 5 he said on the phone to koichi that he killed his father the line was"i killed his father "

    • @kamikazepilot5041
      @kamikazepilot5041 2 года назад +24

      @@raysorisgaming6133 Am I the only one who wished the last ride was called the "Road Roller Coaster" and that Jotaro would use Star Platinum to escape from it falling and Giorno just being on top saying ROAD ROLLER!!!

  • @rickbill06
    @rickbill06 10 месяцев назад +2

    It would be funnier if Okuyasu instead of breaking the floor with his foot he used the hand to erase the floor. And then Josuke is like "dipshit I can't fix the floor now."

  • @Nova-1238
    @Nova-1238 3 года назад +239

    2:30 imagine Joseph saying his adventures like a tale to shizuka, it would be wholesome.

  • @Spytale
    @Spytale 3 года назад +97

    The fact that okuyasu wasn't affected by the time stop, and he just looks at jotaro, is just hilarious.

  • @planktongunslinger5730
    @planktongunslinger5730 3 года назад +101

    Love how Joseph just instinctively predicted Bruno's line

  • @isallwaysonline8395
    @isallwaysonline8395 2 года назад +142

    3:33 I died of laughter lol 😂

  • @the_doug_digital
    @the_doug_digital 3 года назад +109

    The sequel everyone asked for

  • @manupm9161
    @manupm9161 3 года назад +165

    This proves that we need a "What if" of Jojo with urgency

    • @awkwardcultism
      @awkwardcultism 3 года назад +4

      We've gotten 3 official Jojo spin off manga announced in the last two months, is that not enough?

    • @kishiberohan4038
      @kishiberohan4038 3 года назад +1

      @@awkwardcultism its prob gonna take forever to come out and i cant read japanese

    • @matthewpinner9419
      @matthewpinner9419 3 года назад +1

      It could be done and maybe some guy with a stand that can see alternate timeliness can narrate them or atleast be a way to show them in a storytelling point of view

    • @Lavender_Fox
      @Lavender_Fox 3 года назад

      @@matthewpinner9419 funny valentine narrator

  • @unusual3449
    @unusual3449 2 года назад +173

    just gotta love that jotaro likes dolphins so much he just says "this is sick as fuck" when nothing's happening

  • @SunburnRetrovs
    @SunburnRetrovs Год назад +13

    I really like your writing. It feels like it could be a plot for a real filler episode 😃😃

  • @ey8648
    @ey8648 3 года назад +2339

    Gotta appreciate how much detail bidoof puts into his shitposts. 1:29 the High Priestess's mouth is in the aquarium.

    • @aryankala7858
      @aryankala7858 3 года назад +97

      and the silver chariot at the end of fire works was dope

    • @GorillaFan_32
      @GorillaFan_32 2 года назад +14

      I noticed it first try

    • @fardgarde4104
      @fardgarde4104 2 года назад +9

      what if jotaro found out that dolphins are the dios of the sea

    • @Child-truth
      @Child-truth 2 года назад +4

      what about 1:22? Koichi blush

    • @Redot32
      @Redot32 2 года назад +2

      @@Child-truth lol i didnt see that until now

  • @mildtora8433
    @mildtora8433 3 года назад +317

    The interactions between Bucciaratti and Joseph is just really wholesome

    • @dank993
      @dank993 3 года назад

      Yea

    • @edgelord121
      @edgelord121 3 года назад +2

      Especially when he called him a lady

    • @asepsama3334
      @asepsama3334 3 года назад +2

      momma with grandpa

    • @dank993
      @dank993 3 года назад +1

      @@asepsama3334 correct

  • @ShinySG06
    @ShinySG06 3 года назад +271

    10:21 love how Za Hando is the Same Type of Stand as The World

  • @jackviolence4649
    @jackviolence4649 2 года назад +10

    Incredible how a throw away line became such a memeable thing

  • @wiewio8035
    @wiewio8035 3 года назад +123

    If Polnareffland was real, Disneyland would be outmatched for sure.
    Its Disney killer after all

    • @tpsam
      @tpsam 3 года назад +4

      Jojo bizzare adventure part 9 JoJolands
      Jean john Polnareff-joestar vs Walt Disney
      New JoJo is French from au in which the sister never died and married holly brother George joestar II

    • @haru-chan8762
      @haru-chan8762 3 года назад

      @@tpsam so now i get the plot so they were foreshadowing it from over 30 years now

  • @3nr1c01sh1m
    @3nr1c01sh1m 3 года назад +1588

    this is a proof how creative and awesome the jojo fans and the whole jojo community is .
    Edit: HOLLY SHEESH 1.4K LIKES !?

    • @justastrangerontheinternet1359
      @justastrangerontheinternet1359 3 года назад +1

      this community is amazing… minus the toxic and annoying fans but we can ignore them

    • @SecondFV
      @SecondFV 3 года назад

      not the *whole* community

    • @seeforkat
      @seeforkat 3 года назад +6

      If you have visited r/SPC you'll quickly realize how wrong you are.

    • @diobrando-qv3uv
      @diobrando-qv3uv 3 года назад +23

      @@seeforkat we don't talk about Reddit here.

    • @ninetailsk1210
      @ninetailsk1210 3 года назад +2

      “Whole” you’ve gotta be joking. Like there is actually no way lmao

  • @timdamontanha
    @timdamontanha 3 года назад +147

    8:32 The level of editing in this part surprises me

    • @johnnyjoaoestrela7267
      @johnnyjoaoestrela7267 3 года назад +2

      Nos encontramos aqui pra admirar o mestre então

    • @timdamontanha
      @timdamontanha 3 года назад +7

      @@johnnyjoaoestrela7267 nossa inspiração

    • @veryconfused273
      @veryconfused273 3 года назад

      It looks like one of Danganronpa's execution, which is really cool

    • @AtomicGolem
      @AtomicGolem Год назад

      ​@johnnyjoaoestrela7267 OMG IT'S JOHNNY JOESTAR

  • @dorecorder27
    @dorecorder27 2 года назад +49

    8:01 ROUDROLLERCOSTERER!!!

  • @malimations
    @malimations 2 года назад +149

    I love the moment where Bruno realises Joseph is trolling him

  • @msthshot1706
    @msthshot1706 2 года назад +179

    I can imagine this genre as a Slice of Life.
    Imagine David Productions animating this masterpiece.

  • @kaplooeygames8515
    @kaplooeygames8515 2 года назад +528

    It's uncanny how well Giorno's T.T.S. fits him. Not even in like a "haha Gorno no emote so robot voice work well" it genuinely sounds like a good voice that suits his character. Is that an odd take?

    • @Citcom_undead
      @Citcom_undead 2 года назад +31

      Nah because alot of the other voices fit the other characters super well too

    • @teabag3211
      @teabag3211 2 года назад +15

      Fugo too 💀

    • @commanderknee3821
      @commanderknee3821 2 года назад +1

      So yeah, Giorno no emote so robot voice work well lol

    • @frylopers4232
      @frylopers4232 2 года назад +1

      Also abbachio

    • @someautisticguy5406
      @someautisticguy5406 Год назад +4

      Besides, giorno has more emotion than jotaro for sure. Not as much as josuke or Joseph, but he got some emotion.

  • @You-are-definitely-right-but
    @You-are-definitely-right-but 2 года назад +11

    has anyone noticed that no matter what, Okuyasu is the same? Even when everyone is freaking out and moving around, Okuyasu is just a still image. Even when time was stopped or they thought they killed a man

  • @brunobestmom3167
    @brunobestmom3167 3 года назад +418

    9:29 Trish can just soften the ground as she falls

    • @chicklucas6682
      @chicklucas6682 2 года назад +63

      Koichi can just write Skrrt on the train to stop it too but that’s kinda lame lol

    • @StupidlyLazy
      @StupidlyLazy 2 года назад +20

      yeah if trish did that then there wouldnt be a reference to old vids

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 2 года назад +15

      This makes me wish that Trish could use her stand more because it could be extremely OP if used properly

    • @chillingjill
      @chillingjill 2 года назад +6

      Either she softens the ground too late and she destroys her bones or she lands the mlg. Its like minecraft all over again

    • @waffleisnice
      @waffleisnice 2 года назад

      or koichi could just make it heavy so it fall

  • @metal_1398
    @metal_1398 3 года назад +88

    Okuyasu using Za Hando Za Warudo to move in stopped time is the best thing ever

  • @Tururu134
    @Tururu134 3 года назад +114

    I like how, in order to achieve this alternate ending, Fugo just gotta man up and betray the boss.

  • @walterblack1
    @walterblack1 2 месяца назад +4

    10:13 got two jokes in one, i didn't notice okuyasu moving, and i thought it was a reference to jotaro appreciated koichi in stopped time in part 4 and laughed so hard on that

  • @b0exi
    @b0exi 3 года назад +79

    10:10 I like how Okuyasu moves in time casually, just watching

  • @erdalyaman3174
    @erdalyaman3174 2 года назад +109

    I love that Okuyasu can move in Jotaro’s timestop because of the meme “Za hando Za wardo!”and was the only that didnt get scared when Fugo said “And i will use my virus to add some color”

  • @theuniverse6463
    @theuniverse6463 2 года назад +1

    Nothing like two Japanese high school students helping a Italian mafia member dispose of a supposedly real corpse using ghost boxers.

  • @papanurgle8393
    @papanurgle8393 2 года назад +81

    Okuyasu's brain is so slow he remains aware in stopped time 💀

  • @kentmichaelgalang686
    @kentmichaelgalang686 3 года назад +156

    honestly this was well done, i could see this as a canon episode, maybe in an eyes of heaven setting

    • @galiciarichard8781
      @galiciarichard8781 2 года назад +1

      Diavalo couldve died in there

    • @harimauindia5775
      @harimauindia5775 2 года назад +9

      Diavolo died in the last episode "what if Fugo used purple haze"
      So canon

  • @madvertise9060
    @madvertise9060 2 года назад +93

    The fact that Okuyasu actually can move in stop time is hilarious

  • @eddyiguess4286
    @eddyiguess4286 2 года назад +6

    I loved the interaction with Joseph and Bruno, you had me giggling so hard with that “your next line” part

  • @sweet-n-spicy_
    @sweet-n-spicy_ 3 года назад +105

    9:48 I love how just Yukako has both a seizure and a stroke after being complimented by Koichi.

  • @ElBreadini
    @ElBreadini 2 года назад +208

    1:28 this kills me every time

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 2 года назад +15

      I just imagine Jotaro goint to a strip club, but all the strippers are dolphins.

    • @532isthebestnumber
      @532isthebestnumber 7 месяцев назад

      @@MegaManXPoweredUpwith human legs

  • @griffinc466
    @griffinc466 3 года назад +106

    I keep rewatching this and there are so many quotable moments but what really stands out is that every single line is fully consistent with the characterization established in the actual series.

  • @heathera7973
    @heathera7973 2 года назад +2

    When Polnareff said the animatronics had fake blood everyone’s faces got me dyin’