i hate pvp because since they changed it everyone hates it so no server updates to an actually good version. Not to say pre 1.9 was bad but there is alot more fun with all the features of later versions.
Phoenix: Makes 4 minute 21 second video. Everyone: Slow claps. Edit: Thanks everyone for 420 likes! Best milestone ever! Double edit: To those of you that liked my comment past 420 May you be cursed for 420 days!
Something like a dagger would actually be pretty cool, where you have to get really close, but you can just hold down the mouse button to attack, and make it hit fast
Wait wait wait wait wait wait..... There is something unholy with the thumbnail.. OH I KNOW... Why is there a red line pointing from a turtle egg to a text that says "turtle egg"? 🤔
coming to a phoenix video after a penguinz0 is quite jarring charlie talking about ass cheeks and throwing around fleshlights, then phoenix struggling to avoid making a balls joke at 3:16
I think the stats for the diamond sword is sliced in half (lol) is because in your inventory it tilts right, but when holding it, it tilts left. People probably weren’t 100% sure.
There should be a death cake: 3 lava buckets along the top 2 red stone dust on the sides 1 creeper spawn egg in the middle And 3 nether warts at the bottom
Speaking of turtle cake, we know diamonds have the shape of an egg. So, we can replace egg with a diamond so it's a diamond cake (now diamonds can be used for food)
Just thought of something. Remove one leather from the bottom of the leather pants and you get that uneven look where one leg is covered and the other is not
Make if you leave a sapling in your inventory it starts growing
Yeet
If you leave bonemeal in your inventory all your empty slots become grass
If you leave lava in your inventory all your items burn along with you
@@chriskandfaragaming1592 and you can store lava only in ender chest, because it's obsidian
@@yobrethren or shulker box or hopper or dispenser or dropper
"I have to get really close"
SOCIAL DISTANCING IS SHAKING
SOCIAL DISTANCING IS EVOLVING!
It evolved into sars cov-2!!!
Covid-20
Well it does do damage if you get to close
@@theoneandonlycrabnebula3618 if you able touching that block crafting
The short diamond sword is what was used to kill Julius Caesar
SHIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
"hey julius can i get up to your face real quick?"
after you stab something 23 times, the short diamond sword breaks.
69 likes :D
Et tu Steve?
He turned himself to a cake and calls himself Turtle Cake. Most tastiest thing I've ever seen
@PootisMachine64k hmmmmm
"I kid you not Alex. Tastiest minecraftitem_cake I've ever tasted."
He turned himself into a *pickle.* Pickle riiiiii-
PootisMachine64k it is a rick roll, good thing I like rick
No it’s not a rick roll trust me just watch. It’s idubbz human cake.
That short sword is what literally EVERY SINGLE pvp person uses for a tiny bit more vision
minecraft pvp is a joke lol
@@mark-jf5ik lol lol kkk so funny lol lol king comedy
I agree with you, but- Yes
@@kingakis6596 how uncomedical
i hate pvp because since they changed it everyone hates it so no server updates to an actually good version.
Not to say pre 1.9 was bad but there is alot more fun with all the features of later versions.
I love eating Steve stew as dinner, and then sitting back with a nice Coke and eating some turtle cake
We need a cursed drink for the meal
I need my holy water
I’m Gay a cup of hot lava
Hmm, I think I prefer eating some nice meat block
I love eating pig blocks for lunch, Steve stew for dinner, and turtle cake fir dinner
Phoenix: Short diamond sword
Me, an intellectual: Dialond parrying dagger
AzekiaXVI NO, ITS A SOCIAL DISTANCING SWORD
genious
gotta pair that with a farron diamond sword
Diamond shortsword
"My sword is really short"
I felt that
😏
I got it
_i can't hit the husk because my sword is too short_
It's not even sword if it's really short.
It's a dagger
@Franco Eijo same
Phoenix: Makes 4 minute 21 second video.
Everyone: Slow claps.
Edit: Thanks everyone for 420 likes! Best milestone ever!
Double edit: To those of you that liked my comment past 420 May you be cursed for 420 days!
david dobrik has some competition
420 missed opportunity
What does that means?
@@tothebeyond6318 420 blaze it. That's what it means
Nhạc phim TV you advertised your channel fu
*Plays as female character*
"I have a slit in the back"
I think we all just got MeToo'd
"Where my pp" -Phoenix, 2020
I don’t think I get it. Then again, I’m not really thinking here.
@@bundleoffuck2986 a "female" just showed us "her" slit, English slang for vagina (maybe just American English), without our consent or request
Doggfite Ah! Thank you.
@@bundleoffuck2986 np
*_Imagine seeing a realistic Pokémon, but in the Minecraft world._*
*_Would that be more unholy? 🤔_*
Yes they need to be blocky to be in minecraft, like geodude or something
_bold emoji_
@yo ._. .-.
i did not know you could italicize emojis
No, but Yes. Yes, but No
“I need to be really close to have contact with you”
I felt that....
i'm still stuck at "i'm sorry... my sword is really short"
Goddamn! Phoenix looks fabulous in those leather shorts.
This is absolutely terrifying, satanic, and just...why.
I love this.
Sometimes we just want to see the world burn
@@DiversionG Tubbo: *WE DIDN'T START A FIRE*
turns out emojis work with _italics_ so i made this unholy being: _🤔_
_😳_
_😔_
_😳_
WHAT
_😲_
Then he turns himself into a cake and calls himself turtle cake. Funniest crap I've ever seen
Bru
Now dp it with every single spawn egg including ender dragon egg
"There's nothing wrong with leather pants."
Cows and Horses: are you sure about that
Wexghzml,hmhhjkkkkkzmvujjujjssjdjdj
@@uhmthatiscool ok
Nobody's talking about female Phoenix?
well.
Even if it's a different account
Wait... why would u have a girl skin on ur other account
The mystery that still unsolved
@@tothebeyond6318 relay this to Dream
Obviously, simps would share their resources with him on any server
pharmer73 he mentioned it in one of his other videos. It had something to do with his Pokémon Amethyst project.
1:55 diamond dagger
WOAHHHH DIAMOND SWORD WITH NO LONG
mcpedl.com/daggers-addon/ for bedrock edition
"I have to the really close"
World health organization:
Lemme Finish The Comment:
Nooo You cant just be close to each other and call it fine!
PhoenixSC: Haha stabby dagger go brrrr
I was expecting you to eat the cake
Rip turtle
Phoenix:It's a eye ball a ball
Turtle cake: or is it
3:08 That would actually be cuter in real life if the owner of the pet turtle just layered it between two Cake Slabs.
@Jinxed Yes
2:27 when its short kill distance in among us
Turtle Cake: *Exists*
Chinese People: Oh I'm Hungry
This is just a joke, don't take it seriously.
;-; as chinese who dont eat . Its funny ;-;
“It’s a short diamond sword”
Could we call it, a diamond short?
What if I craft a cake using a pig egg?
Meat cake
The diamond dagger is the definition of anti-social distancing
mcpedl.com/daggers-addon/ for bedrock edition
"That diamond but small sharpness should be diamond knife"
People: OMG these ideas are so weird
Me: why tf is there a giant sand wall
Hi! I like leather shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
Me: sees turtle cake ‘’you monster.’’
I knew it!
It wasn't a bat-soup but a turtle-cake!
CURSED IDEA : when you destroy sand it will drop half a inventory of the new item , sandgrains !
Ok leT mE TrY1!!11!!1!!
my pet turtle in my main minecraft world that was with me since the beginning died today. that thumbnail didn’t help 😔👊
Isn't it pleasing to see your turtle buried in its favourite food?
Double F.
Rip in peace.
@@tothebeyond6318 Rest in peace in peace.
Rest in pieces
0:37 "Whats in the canister?"
The emotes are the real unholy idea here
"OH NO, YOU're going to be sliced alive!"
No. With that sword thingy you can't even slain a husk, much less a cake.
Beautiful
Something like a dagger would actually be pretty cool, where you have to get really close, but you can just hold down the mouse button to attack, and make it hit fast
mcpedl.com/daggers-addon/ for bedrock editon
Me:
*has 1.6k upvotes on the PhoenixSC subreddit*
PhoenixSC: I’ll just pretend I didn’t see that
That short sword is a good excuse to defy social distancing
Minecraft is just used for sinful acts at this point
@PootisMachine64k It is if you don't share it.
Diamond Dagger: *exists*
Social distancing: My time has come
mcpedl.com/daggers-addon/ for bedrock edition
Short leather sword cake when?
"It looks like a gun in my hand"
I HAVE AN IDEA
Wait wait wait wait wait wait.....
There is something unholy with the thumbnail..
OH I KNOW...
Why is there a red line pointing from a turtle egg to a text that says "turtle egg"? 🤔
Turtle cake: (Exists)
VSCO girls and/or turtle lovers: *Everybody hated that*
2:04 shoulda named it diamond sord
Bruh, a turtle cake 🤣
The dislikes are from the anti turtle abuse club
The diamond knife could be an instakill if it has that short range, or instakill only if it's a backstab
1:59 Baby/Mini Diamond Sword. How Cute!
Make a Coffin Dance that when you die, you spawn in a coffin with the guys dancing!
coming to a phoenix video after a penguinz0 is quite jarring
charlie talking about ass cheeks and throwing around fleshlights, then phoenix struggling to avoid making a balls joke at 3:16
i cant wait to see phoenix on the next "5 minecraft youtubers who've SWORN"
3:56 We need to pray for sad cake turtle.
By the logic of the turtle cake, the regular cake has a chicken head in it
1:36 YoU pUt a StiCk iN thE MiDdLe
It's middle down row but ok
1:56 that diamond sword looks like it's straight from those Minecraft fps texture packs
2:04 it's a diamond dagger :3
Me:*sees thumbnail*
Me after: *SAVE THE TURTLES*
That vertical diamond sword looks like a corn
nobody:
not a single soul:
not even aleins or god:
doesnt have area 51:
shorts in minecraft:i am speed
now comment anything that i forgot that would make a good meme better then this
*ITS A EYEBALL*
I love how the mesh is so pixelated
steve:WHERE IS MY HELMET?
4 nether stars + 4 dimonds + and a dragon egg in the middle makes a phoenix egg
Thumbnail: *exists*
Me: GET THIS MONSTER AWAY FROM ME!!!
How about a Snow Golem that slowly shrinks when exposed to sunlight?
Phoenix: A small diamond sword
Me: That's called a diamond dagger
mcpedl.com/daggers-addon/ for bedrock edition
Pheonix: this it what it should look like a small diamond sword me: isnt that a diamond dagger pheonix also:..... actually your right
I think the stats for the diamond sword is sliced in half (lol) is because in your inventory it tilts right, but when holding it, it tilts left. People probably weren’t 100% sure.
The small diamond sword is a diamond shank
That small diamond sword is probably a dagger.
mcpedl.com/daggers-addon/ for bedrock edition
There should be a death cake:
3 lava buckets along the top
2 red stone dust on the sides
1 creeper spawn egg in the middle
And 3 nether warts at the bottom
Phoenisx: little diamond sword
Me: diamond dagger
no one:
absolutely no one:
people : LoL 0:43
me: WHY IS PHOENIX A GARL
yah 😳😳
0:35 this is leather cap
Microsoft:whit this is iligel
New idea! Diamond sword-gun!
2:00
This weapons reminds me of a weapons in terraria, it called a copper short sword, but more like closer to a iron or sliver short sword.
Me: doesn’t see turtle on thumbnail
My mind: is this a build?
My mind again: oh wait- A TURTLE?!
That straight diamond "sword" is like a dagger or something
I like the idea of that short diamond sword because it’s like a dagger and I like it
Speaking of turtle cake, we know diamonds have the shape of an egg. So, we can replace egg with a diamond so it's a diamond cake (now diamonds can be used for food)
At 0:45 you earned Bavarian citizenship
I kinda love Phoenix’s generic alt skin in this. It’s sooooo cute! Reminds me of my character skins! >w
Phoenix: we just hit 200 million views on the channel
Also the views: 198 million
That tiny sword is great if you are getting cornered by mobs
The mobs killed by the short diamond sword don’t die from the damage but the mental backlash of being molested while you try to hit them
"my sword is really short"
me too pheonix, me too
1:56
Pheonix what do you have there?
Pheonix: "a knife"
NO
The short diamond short sword should be called a diamond dagger
Make it so that torches will burn out after some time
"I have like a slit at the back"
Dont worry Pheonix ,everyone has it, its nothing to feel uncomfortable about
Make creepers work like fire charges from ghasts, when you hit them they go back and explode
Tiny diamond sword
Me:inappropriate lol
Just thought of something. Remove one leather from the bottom of the leather pants and you get that uneven look where one leg is covered and the other is not
Alex (& Steve): Can punch from like over a meter away
Also Alex (& Steve): Gotta be up in a mobs face to shank them with a dagger