Thicc Minecraft Alex
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Dumme thicc. What am I doing here?
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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang. That is all.
Minecraft: minecraft.net/
Outro music: Silent Partner - Sad Past
Other music: Quincas Moreira - Love or Lust
#PhoenixSC #Memes
RUclips: NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY STUFF GET DEMONETIZED
Phoenix SC: its stevex, its fine
RUclips: oh ok
Ronezkj15 [MCSS] no
@@36joevections95 yes
Actually it would be called "stex"
Random Ender shhhhh your comment's gonna get demonitized.
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
"He was lying the whole time. He must've made a fanfic."
Hammm
Are you making fanfic about Fenix making fanfic?
@@kubaworlapim9166 fiception
@@CSDM15 we need thicc herobrine
God power 1k likes!!
"phoenix can we have *THICC* alex?"
"we have *THICC* alex at home"
thicc alex at home:
Buff Alex lol
I would wait for one more like so I can be 100th, but your welcome in advance to whoever gets it lol
Same
@@GregorianMG she
Girls on you but the minecraft lego this minecraft is actually steve with her peers now she she her beard that's what happened to steve
“I’ve seen it all”
Thicc herobrine
Lmao 😂😂😂
Now we need THICC WOLF
@p9vdc 2 productions THICC CHARIZARD
@p9vdc 2 productions OwO
YESSSS
"Alex is pulling a minecart full of logs... out of the mine." Yes. I too mine for my logs beneath the surface.
Mm yes tree grow in cave
@@hollowsoul6780 in the new cave update yes there are smol azelea leaves that grow underground
Log ore.
They mine petrified logs
When you accidentally make eye contact with a stranger
Hoho! So you are aproaching me?
@@The_Copper_Element_Itself instead of running away you're coming right to me?
I just realized... in 1.18, azalea trees can rarely spawn underground. They're wood is just oak.
Kriss get the banana
0:23
Top 10 Characters that can defeat thanos without the Infinity gauntlet and Allies
They already could do that. Only difference is they can now carry ∞ times ∞ amount of universes instead of ∞.
Shaggy, Ricardo, Big chungus, Coffin dancing niggas, Badlandschugs
*and will go back to dinner afterwards
Oh wow nice set up good thing we didn’t see the disturbing THICC Alex
LMAO 😂
Or else it would be (ga) maybe I should not say it
Tumblr
Oh hell no I won’t come back
**sees video title**
**nervously checks Alex's age**
I think its about 7
S..so how old is she...?
Uses +4 uno card
There's a canon age for Alex minecraft?
6 years old according to her release date... Edit: a year has passed
“Oh hey there stepbro”
NO
This post right here officer.
It costed you 0$ to not say that, but you did anyway
steve im stuck in a doorway~
anakinguy788 let me get the fence post
Thicc Alex: *exists*
Big Boi Steve: *OH, SO YOU'RE APPROACHING ME?!*
I see you're a man of culture aswell
I can't mine you without getting closer
@@CreeperDude-cm1wv Oh then come as close as you'd like!
😂😂😂😂hahahah
Now i finally unlocked this understanding comments like these make me bubble with laughter gekekekeke
The weirdest thing about thicc alex is that she has a beard
i noticed as well
XD I noticed too
nah she just smiling
@@skygardenenjoyer it's based off of the old steve skin where he has a beard, but some people thought it was a smile, and they put the "smile" on alex, but really it looks like a beard
@@lotsaspaghettimamaluigi how the tables have turned.
“I refuse to make thicc Alex” *Proceeds to give her a massive chest*
thicc does not mean tiddies tho so...
@@plebulus Anime youtubers:
Plebulus no she just swolo af
It's a reskin of Steve's body so he didnt do that
It’s just buff Steve model
Thicc Alex: *exists
Rule34 makers: *_hippity hoppity she and her age are now my property_*
Another Dani Reference on random Videos, N0ice
@@ditronipitum7451 Dani used that meme not created it. Also, milk gang
*SKIDADDLE SKADOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!*
and then they proceed to make her like 6 years old💀
Alex: hey bro i got the THICCCCC log
Steve: thanks sis we got heat for the THICCCCCC winter tomorrow
but its winter right now tomorrow is THICCCCCCC summer
t h i c c
Steve: aight sis we got some THIIICCCC mobs to slay then
@@clementfermn6711 Alex: then we use our THICCCCCCCC swords to kill em
Steve: ye yeye then we ude our THICCCCCCCC FURNACE to cook em
@@clementfermn6711 Alex: then we use our THICCCCCCCC mouths to eat em
2:02
“Ho? You’re approaching me, Alex?”
“I can’t take your diamonds without getting closer.”
"Then come as close as you like"
i see jojo reference, i hit like
Yare yare
@@thetacogamer500 Daze
Hey!
First: thicc Steve
Second thicc Alex
Best: FAT HEROBRINE
i think i saw a russian youtuber make a fat Herobrine, the channel's name is ITerr or something like that
Or... there is a RUclipsr called MrFudgeMonkey (idk if I spell his channel name right)
here's the video (foreign words, but the visuals tell a bit of the story)
ruclips.net/video/K_pyM-sWud4/видео.html
hahahaha, FUNNY
Then we are ready for the ugly bastard tag
"Me teaching my little sister how to build her first Minecraft house"
I don’t get it
@@ariezz7858 ok
Steve:"Dio!!"
Alex:"Jotaro. Ho, so you're appreaching me? Instead of running away you come to face me head on?
Steve:"well, I can't beat the shit out of you without getting any closer"
i love how hes trying not to say anything that might make the internet question
"the people of the minecraft community require thicc alex"
THE PEOPLE OF THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY REQUIRE VERTICAL SLABS
WE REQUIRE CAVE UPDATE
We require god apples to be craft able again
in the new snapshot connected stone walls are like verticle slabs when connected on top and to the side so a 2x2 stone wall is like slabs but it isnt
@@Awesoemfella that doesn't mean we have vertical slabs
that means we have smoother walls
I agree with this.
Me: Oh my God it's thicc Alex!
Everyone: *She's beautiful.*
𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞
I'm calling the cops hero brine
SHE
I knew you were real
Wait, thats illegal
DudezGamez I know
No one:
Not a single soul:
Thicc Steve and Alex:
_A Y A Y A Y A Y Y Y Y Y_
Awaken my masters
Admin: *Awaken my players!*
Yare yare
Steve : *Log a roller da!!!*
there is 69 likes, I will not break it
Steve: Hey girl!
Alex: No! Stay away , this is my "no-no chunk".
This is cursed.
@@max1muslegend772 This is B L U R S E D
No-No don't touch this sand, this is your No-No land.
Steve: bruh i am just tryna say hi
Ты рили сверхразум xD
I think the caption should be just “No”
Buff Steve and thicc Alex: *exists*
Fanfic writers: *intense breathing*
AHHHHHHHHHH
@@vincent10717 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
_jazz music stops_
Oh oh the obsessed creeps are coming
“Thicc Minecraft Alex”
It’s beautiful. I’ve looked at this for five hours now.
You made this comment only a few minutes after the video was put up.
Hello I'm here to give u a knowledge that this world has something that call"joke"
@@brandonchan5387 lmao
Its hasn't even been up for 5 hours
Are you ok?
Alex: Hey Steve, come over.
Steve: I can't , I need to cut some trees now.
Alex: My parents aren't home.
Steve: ruclips.net/video/jYjDCPnxk-U/видео.html
Alex:
@Leeroy Jenkins that is pretty damn cursed
@Leeroy Jenkins you mean THICC WOOD
Notch, forgive me for what I *must do...*
For the thiccness has overwhelmed my resolve to resist
Me: *sees turtle egg*
My mind: make thicc turtle.
Also my mind: why
Somebody is going to write a fanfiction about them...
I can feel it...
Or should I say.. fanTHICCtio-
No
Somebody checked if the cartoon porn websites have new comics?
No
Hmu with a link when its done
No, just no
A for effort tho
Alex: *is pulling a tower of wood*
Villagers: "Where'd my wood go?"
Where did my house go?
Where did our village go?
IF I WERE TO WALK TEN THOUSAND BLOCKS TO FIND MY WOOD-
Element Anination Refere-
Omfg I love that
The stage is set now we wait for Rule34 artists to do their thing
*Uh oh*
Theyre way ahead of you... like before this video was even made probably
multporn.net/cómics/minecraft
WARNING: THIS IS A P*RN WEBSITE SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL
Btw if anyone somehow manages to dedicate a nut to one of these comics, just, if there is an hell, you instantly deserve a spot in there.
Edit: WHO OF YOU GUYS LIKED THIS COMMENT
time to go to roblox
*_what the cinnamon toast fuck is this_*
WE NEED THIC DOG AND THIC CAT
No... Just a chonker but no other shit '-' Garfield IS there ok?
Thicc steve:
RUclips:wow, good!
Actually thicc alex:
RUclips:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fff
Minecraft wiki: Alex has existed for 5 years
Me: .....
forgive me for what im bout to do
you're only just doing it?
ameature
In Minecraft years that a couple of hundred of years
ABDOU ABOUD if we were talkin Minecraft years then Alex is 360 years old...that’s kinda gross
alex is only 5 years old
*_in real life_*
DAMN BOY, SHE THICC
1qht
FBI open up
Alex is 12 or 10 years opd
@@bigguy2556 Alex is actually 5
Nice meme.
That's a thicc ass girl! DAMN!
“Oh, you’re approaching me? Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?”
“I can’t clap with my dummy T H I C C hands you without getting closer”
"Ho oh, then come as close as you like"
You gave me a stroke.
Hohoo~ You've got more logs for me?
HAHA
They're building polnarefflandd
The only thing that is cursed in this video is that Alex bringing *logs* from a *mine full of stones*
These two could beat the Ender Dragon just by looking at it.
Thicc Alex: exists
Rule 34 artists: *it's free real estate*
Y E S
No exceptions.
No don’t give them ideas
NOOO SHES 5
@John Kramar the way I like them
Is someone else thinking that this thing need the "awaken" song of the pillar men?
"AWAKEN, MY GOLEMS"
AY YA YA YA
We need a thiccer Iron Golem to complete the legendary trio
Steve: Oh? You're approaching me?
Alex: I can't bring this logs for the home without getting closer.
Steve: Ho Ho, then come here.
This is the part where mom tells you to look away
"Something just went up and it ain't the holy spirit," Credit to McYum
0:06
"Here is thicc Alex"
*Wait wha-*
It's a Rick roll lol
@@saikrisaiki9427it has different link
@@randomtidbits961 wha was it?
@@saikrisaiki9427 ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@randomtidbits961 jk jk
My name is alex
I AM THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THICC
Whatever is more healthy, I am. So idk
@@SiIIy_ I do know, I'm not fat. Ik me better then you.
Hhhmmmmm...
@@ncialex4009 ah, yes. Another fellow alex
Swol
*Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do.*
*-Mom please pick me up I'm scared for Alex-*
Alex is 10 or 12 yeara old
Lord: *no*
@@bigguy2556 5 years old
@@frandurrieu6477 wich 5 year old child is almost 2m in size
*We need a Dummy THICC villager now*
Thicc steve and thicc Alex talking about what thicc creepers would look like
Phoenix:No fan fics
Random guy from Deviant art: Ill pretend i didnt see that
Caption:
Dio: oh you’re approaching me?
Jotaro: I can’t beat the off out of you without getting closer.
Dio: oh-oh, come as close as you like.
Oof*
Beat the shit out of you*
I was looking for the first jojo related comment and i found it earlier than expected lol
Anyone else never watch JoJo or am I the only one who doesn't watch musclier guys singing and dancing (note 1 I am gay so shut up 2 I only know from memes for obvious reasons)
@@azzyhaven2204 "singing and dancing" what
Phoenix SC: No fanfics!
Fanfic writers: Bold of you to assume that words will simply stop us
Alex is pulling a Minecart full of logs
Out of the log mine
Well, IDK about you but that's how I get my wood
Me: phoenix sc, is there another dimension?
Phoenix sc: yes, and there are thicc alexes
Steve: I am carrying logs
Alex: I am pulling the mine cart even though it can be rolled
Steve:i thought you were thicc?
Alex:I am... in muscle.
Steve:oh.... i was hoping for the other thicc...
Alex:*slaps steve
Nightfury Huge Quest!!!!!
**sees this video**
**carefully calls the swat team**
Thick creeper. Do it you won't ;P
I love your videos, your sense of humor is great, and your skill is fantastic!
Of course they are getting wood out of a mine
Alex finally became a JoJo.
Bruh
when the jojo genes kicks in
Jolex Joestar
@@blarak1688 Stejo Joestar
@@GregorianMG
Wait
Jove Joestar
THICC steve: hey girl, can i date you?
THICC alex: hey, we cant date while corona is in our way
THICC steve: ok, maybe in september 2020??
THICC alex: ok sure but im gonna work out for some muscels
Alex: that's a big log you got there
Steve: I know I just chopped it down with my bare hands
Alex: no not that log
@Beaned Cans like the among us pfp
ok no
Wtf
Epic
“Oh, you’re approaching me?”
steve:you're pretty buff! alex: you too!
Caption: when you find someone as good as you in a game
"Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you are coming towards me?"
"I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."
Felix oh ho then come as close as you’d like
Now we need *THICC CHILD*
Thicc Steve: I love you thicc alex!
Thicc alex: well, ther is something you should know
Thicc steve: what is it?
Thicc alex: I am you but a reskin
Alex is so buff, he grew a beard and changed his pronouns.
Steve: Damn girl you thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal
Alex: Damn boy you more handsome than the snack that smiles back.
@@deathpalliego fish i won yay lol
Thank you Phoenix, very cool.
Oh You're approaching me
-Stevex.
THE PEOPLE OF THE COMMUNITY REQUIRES THICCCC DOG
Alex: Steve you gotta help me, i'm trying to mine in this cave but i'm too dummy thicc and the clap of my ass-cheeks keep aterting mobs!
2:00 They are doing a stand battle for sure. We just cannot see it because we're not stand users.
Steve be like:
-DIO!
SrSeergi oh, you're approaching me?
People in quarantine : Do nOt gO oUT!!
Alex and Steve: *meets*
People: cOronA vIruS!!!
I want them to build a house, then a town, then a city, then a metropolis!
Thicc Alex: *If I back it up-*
Hentai artist:
Im gonna end this man whole career
No.... NOOOOOOOO! - Monkey Moses.
Me: **looks at thumbnail** This can’t be good…
Me 31 seconds later into the vid: *_PFT😂😂😂_*
Meme shorti👎👎👎👎
Steve:we cant fight without getting closer
Alex:ho so you're approaching me
Thicc boi: Ayy woman, want a kiss??
thicc alex:
No. and never you only want me cuz i can hold up 1000000 logs
Ok, but now we need a mod to replace the player model with these buff versions.
And obviously it should include permanent strength 4 & resistance 4
2:04
*IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!*
Steve been real quite since you uploaded this
No one:
Pheonix: *Logs out of a mine*
I thought you get stone and ores
I saw something on tumblr were this guys job at a school was to keep track of stuff that was searched and to block stuff, the third most searched thing in the whole school was “minecraft Alex inflation”
Pheonix: No fanfics.
Me: Im going to make a fanfic just to spite him.
Nobody:
When a new video comes out:
The comment section: mE FirST
How an original copy and paste.
Steve: Alex, what do we need to do?
Alex: MKAe mAsk FRom tREe
Now we need thicc PhoenixSC
First day of requesting a Buff *Notch*
* Beep boop beep *
Yes hello, 911 here
Yeah i would like to report a whole community
XD
“When the hell did you hit the gym, girl?”
Idk.
"God knows what i'm going to do to Alex"
-Phoenix SC, Thicc Steve Stream
Everyone : *wants thicc alex*
Phoenix : *give buff alex instead*
Steve: Oh, You’re approaching me? Instead of running away you’re approaching me?
Alex: I can’t beat the s**t out of you without getting closer
Steve: Oh ho ho! Then come as close as you like!
Steve: Chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk!
"Steve, deadlifts 10 woodland mansions, And giving an *arousing* moan. Whilst Alex *caresses* Steve's muscular biceps."
are you okay
@@coloradorocks8962 i dont think he is
@@voidarquivo Yes, yes 'm losing my sanity
Again, another cursed comment