We RUINED Our Friendship | Trash Taste
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00:00:00 What we're doing today
00:02:54 Let's ruin some friendships
00:03:49 Who could get away with it
00:09:36 Who would return a dish at a restaurant
00:12:13 Who would go in the funniest way
00:18:15 Who is the most likely to forget to show up
00:20:40 Vessi
00:21:57 Who's the snitch
00:24:28 Who's the accidental jokester
00:26:09 Who asks for advice but doesn't take it
00:32:15 Who's getting cancelled
00:33:49 Who is going broke first
00:41:05 Who would join a cult
00:44:01 Who's retiring first
00:47:46 Most likely to poop themselves
00:52:53 Who has the weirdest kink
00:55:06 When burping goes wrong
00:58:58 Shopify
01:00:31 Who's getting bricked up on stage
01:03:40 Most likely to get kidnapped
01:05:41 We're just curious boys
01:08:31 Who is most likely to cry
01:10:41 Who's getting deported
01:11:00 Who would have an unhinged take
01:11:42 Reading a manga vs hanging out
01:14:28 Who would get on Shibuya Meltdown
01:18:29 Who would cheat on a test
01:22:24 Would we go a week without showering
01:24:04 Who is the most likely to become their parents
01:34:03 Who would be the best iPad swiper
01:37:52 Most likely to become a vegan
01:43:10 Most likely to have fun
01:49:11 Thank you for your suggestions
The reason why garnt could get away with murder is That every Reporte would say Grant
Fr😂😂
lol no shit, he'd get off with a technicality because the reporting officer wrote his name as Grant
Grant Theft Auto
Joey walking up to Aki and shitting himself because of a tiktok trend is the hardest this podcast has ever made me laugh
I was working with a soldering iron and almost burned a hole in my hand because of this part🤧
Swallowing magnetic balls can actually end much worse than just choking. They can seriously mess up your intestines if they are ingested separately and then later magnetize while inside different segments. Garnt really dodged a bullet.
body horror
It’d also be much harder to dodge a bullet with magnets inside you
good thing he threw em out dang
There was a story about a guy that used a string of the magnetic balls for sounding and got a bunch of them stuck in his urethra
Well if they got lodged in his throat at least he could pull them back up from the outside using the other magnets😂
"all shit comes with fart but not all farts come with shit"
-Sun Tzu
It's not even true
You got it backwards, mate
@CrescentSun how's it backwards I'm genuinely curious(T▽T)
All farts have bits of shit in them, that's why you can get pink eye if somebody farts in your face, but you can take a shit without any farts...
- Shit-Tzu
33:53 joey and connor being in synch
Fuuuuuuck man not again
Beat me to it
Were in the wrong universe, there's an anomaly in the system.
Oh shit your so right that's crazy when that happens
If you look Connor does it first, Joey looks at Connor slighty and copies it. I feel like Joey sub consequently copies it here
Garnt saying he's choking on a steel ball like a toddler fits perfectly with the babyman nickname 😂😂😂
We should breed
did he perhaps run?..
Never beating the babyman allegations. And it all started when Meilyne exposed him in the pod💀
Jojo reference
steel ball you say?
19:54 MUDAN at the top of the shelf
How tf do u notice that 😭
@@andregalang5146 i saw something in the corner of my eye💀
I've heard that mudan hides a mini him in episodes, but have never actually seen it before lol
First 3 seconds: immediately talks about farts.
Most normal trash taste episode
Yep
Least degenerate 1st 3 seconds of TT
Joey sounds like a villager
Correction, about sharts which is comparably worse than a fart
When they had the snitch question and only Garnt pointed at someone else and they were like "HE IS THE SNITCH" that had me rolling
Ironic that Connor believes that Garnt will be broke first and forget he is Ironmouse's Cinnamoroll pusher.
He has sewn his fate
I guess they eventually have to stop producing different merch for cinamonroll ...eventually
Garnt lives in a big as apartment in Toyko. Connor is probably least likely to be broke as he makes more money than them.
@@ViktorErikFadeThey won't for as long as Cdawg is around, because he's singlehandedly keeping their business afloat.
@@Yodalemos I meant because they will run out of color and style variations of the character eventually. And maybe mouse will run out of room or find a new favorite
Connor peeking at Joey's answer at 25:07 is the highlight of the episode.
it's not cheating if everyone has the same answer...
Reminds me of After Dark game quiz. Connor did the same which was annoying to notice for me 😂
Bro did that like a few times this episode
1:04:05 Joey does it to Connor as well I've noticed
Bombastic side eye
I am addicted to this podcast man
Same, I was just re-watching a previous episode then insta clicked on the notification
having long and random conversations with the boys is nice, i hope one day i have for my own
@@akshinorfI re watch my favorite ones too!
And the after dark ones too!
@@enjoyereheheh well just have friends then, am I not right?
Same
Ain't no way Garnt doesn't know what pegging is living with Sydney lol
He knows and more than likely has tried 😂
It's just not known as pegging in that household.
@@imzzno1 It's called "pecking order"
😅 eu de sz sad@@imzzno1
13:31 ''I wanna die exactly how i lived, fully monetized'' lmao Kinda like Arin
"Manly" urge to pull off a bank robbery lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I do have that urge
yeah what is "manly" about bank robbery Im so confused lmao
@@apollodavis4090 Its a meme: Manly/femimine urge to do X.
@@apollodavis4090It's kinda a meme. Like "The manly urge to build a cabin in the middle of the woods".
That's why Payday 2 exists
@42:00 "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." -Terry Pratchett
Low key ithink Joey's friend "what got pegged" miiiiiiiight be himself xD
It's the smile man
Askin for a friend
I mean it was so precise. Joey giving pieces of a private conversation he supposedly wasn't present for
1:46:00 Charlie said it best, "the prostate is very underrated in the sex meta"
33:52 : IT'S SPREADING, FIRST JOEY AND GARNT AND NOW IT WENT FOR CONNOR, THE SYNC THEORY IS REAL.
I've seen a clip where it shows the boys in sync from multiple videos. The theory is definitely real
This episode is literally my favorite one, just the boys goofing around and pointing fingers at each other lol
Same lol 😂
1:08:00 The dichotomy of Connor and Joey's attitudes towards this question, combined with Joey being so energetic and enthusiastic about it is hilarious 😂
Garnt immediately makes a mistake by calling his wife. Leaving hard evidence.
Also makes her an accomplice. Who would put their loved one through that?
@@lillith7257 Exactly. Need plausible deniability at least.
Your spouse can't be forced against you in court or something like that? So maybe they'd be alright lol
@@Rita-kx3yr It’s not that simple. If it’s a homocide they can find a way to make it happen. And they can use phone records without a testimony from the other person. But if the phone records can be used to indict the spouse then they will be facing trial too.
11:45 The British would eat anything and give a one star review caught me off guard lmao
The title says they ruined their friendship, but I feel like they bonded more closely with each other than most other episodes. 😁
The big problem with small powerful magnets is, if you do actually swallow them, they tend to attract each other in the body, and if they are in the intestines (in particular) they can pinch flesh between them, denying it blood, and causing it to die and turn necrotic. If you even suspect someone has swallowed them, consult a doctor immediately and get an X-ray to check nothing has been swallowed.. By the time you (or more likely your 38 year old child) starts suffering observable symptoms from having done this, serious damage will have already been caused. It's the difference between having to remove foreign objects and having to do a complete bowel resection of the damaged area. Plus dealing with the accompamying infection and blood poisonong.
Joey put on a hat knowing we flamed his hair cut last time.
Exactly what I was thinking
you guys are so mean last time lol, the bois are little baby man. we need give them more baby care
yeah i feel bad for joey, man, this happens to sum cuts, you still rocking tho! (i hope he wouldnt stop experementing)
@@mc.friday what is "sum cuts"?
@@ryana5435some haircuts
I love how Garnt time is literally how people in Brazil work lol. Leaving the house? = Starting to get ready. Be there in five mins? = leaving the house
27:14 that is such a great Joey quote haha.
Not “…and then the whole Trojan just comes through the gate, I’m just like, ah!”
Garnt straight up composing fanfiction about Connor during the last question killed me
"what is pegging?" ooh Garnt you sweet innocent man 🤣
33:54 Joey and Connor syncing up moment
At 37:05 - Both Connor and Joey are right about body odor difference among different races. The gene responsible for body odor is called ABCC11 and only 2% percent of Europeans lack this gene as opposed to most East Asians and basically all Koreans.
Yeah I believe the gene is linked to having dry, flaky earwax too. Which Joey has talked about having
23:22 the snitch moment had me in stitches
Excellent play on words. 👌
52:00 is clearly the best story in trash taste history
i was dying for like 10 minutes lmaoaoaoa
i was scream laughing and crying lmao
Garnt explaining in full serious mode in a sciency way abt how to check if fart is poopy or not poopy 😂😂😂😂
51:19 first time saw Conner squeezed his face like this and laughed like this, well done JoeyTheFartMan👍
Man... for half a second when I saw the thumbnail I had a "Super Best Friends Play (FINAL)" flashback
OMG!!! finally someone else in the wild who loves SBFP after all these years. RIP SBFP and Achievement Hunters
I had the exact same thought
@@InugamiTheHound At least we got "what happened?" out of it
I miss super best friends. You're not alone.
@@BadAtVidGame *plays Green Greens theme* all the SBFP fan unite and say our favorite jokes!! "reptile, Qui-chi is jedi, matt throws the axe into the hole, AMERICA!!!, No dick for you!! 3/5 of a podcast, aryan resurrection!!!"
This is easily one of the funniest episodes in a while
Cracked open a nice Nutella treat before starting the video, started it up and they’re talking about sharting, great day
LMAOO
LMAOO XD
Garnt runs on Mitch Time, which is being so consistently late that you create your own time zone.
If you're already late, take your time. Its not like you can be late twice.
That's not Mitch time. That's ADHD (maybe).
@@mytimetravellingdogyeah he's diagnosed
Damn mitch time is something I haven't heard in a long long time
the entire section about who would shit themselves had me legitimately crying with laughter, peak episode
These recent themed episodes are honestly some of my favourite and really manage to keep the show fresh!
1:16:34 Joey would get a shibuya meltdown for sure in the streets 😂
the video was released 7 minutes ago, how did you do that
Bro, this video was posted 8 minutes ago. How are you already over an hour into the video 💀
wtf howd you reach there?
Probably a patreon member
Patreon members get unlisted videos
@@adityaparekh7450 not videos, they are clips
Joey: "Who's more likely to shill? Connor is that a new shirt?"
Comedy! X'D
Garnt always showing up late to stuff is just him practicing his SEA cultural heritage
I believe in the UK if you choose to remain silent when questioned by the police, that silence can be used against you in court when asked the same question - as in certain circumstances this discontinuity can be questioned and potentially harm your defense
A gift for all my strong body odor fellas out there that I only just discovered but CHANGED MY LIFE: Any deodorant that is magnesium based 👌👌👌
Garnt and Connor dying at Joey’s shart stories literally made my week.
This is the most unhinged/intrusive thoughts episode ever
I had a near-death experience when I was nine or so, a tide brought me way further than I thought and I survived by dropping down and grabbing the sand and pulling myself towards the shore.
Holy shit
That's excellent problem solving for a child.
Garnt definitely the one who gets pegged. His wife is Sydney 😂
Oh my god that snitch moment was so good! I did not expect that plot twist I'm actually in tears
"Garnt time"
Filipino time:😮
I think nurture is a lot stronger than nature personally. I’m adopted and I’m so much like my adopted parents. So much so that people don’t believe me when they find out. I also met my birth mother and felt like I was nothing like her. I also always felt uncomfortable around her to the point where we no longer keep in contact.
unintentionally funny would be perfect for Daidus
10:39 “alright.. alright.. okay.. alright.. okay ready?”
Nah when grant started talking about the lack of smell I had a flashback to this guy coming to my house and being like you know they’re rich when you walk in the house and it doesn’t smell 😂
1:02:00 same, Joey, same, watching trash taste sometimes and it slowly starts cranking its way up and I'm like 'okay wowsies' and keep watching, even at my dentist I'm fighting against wood
Literally my favorite day of the week! Friday is always good with Trash Taste!
Connor Suimasens everywhere except when he gets the wrong food.
😂😂😂😂😂
Garnt's magnetic ball story made me immediately think about the reddit TIFU story with the guy with the magnetic balls and his urethra (if you know, you know).
💀
Not even 30 seconds in but I can already tell this episode is gonna be a banger
Grant not knowing what pegging is, is SHOCKING.
Who’s going to go broke first? Easy - Connor, because of the Cinnamaroll tax.
The fact that "most likely to get pegged" is labeled as "most likely to have fun" in the time stamps😂
This was one of the most unhinged episodes. I feel like I learned a lot about the boys today
Finally, I've done it. This is my first episode caught up to trash taste.
Finally I binged all of trash taste to catch up to now and I can tell you it's been an interesting couple of months
15:30 Yes! My near death experience was when I was like 4-5, I was playing in a merry go round (?), that wasn't a perfect circle but more like a hexagon, with some cousins and some uncles, I fell and as a child my first instinct was to want to sit down to get up, but my uncle suddenly grabbed me from my hair and put me out since the thing was still going around really fast and was of the corners almost hit me in the head since I felt under it. But I was a kid, so didn't realized enough to like notice spiny thing with corner is dangerous and was mad with my uncle for pulling me from my hair
Glad you’re still among the living random stranger. W uncle
Trash taste award goes to Garnt nearly choking to death on little balls
1:01:00 As soon as Joey said that I immediately started thing of the NSP song "No Reason Boner", which makes me very happy because I love NSP and that song is fucking hilarious
Was looking for this comment. Joey has said before that he's a Game Grumps and NSP fan. So that was def a nice lowkey ref
@@benjamindebo9283 It is a classic song regardless
The "shitting pants" and "accidental boner" talks had me dying. I showed it to me gf and she just looked at me angrily and disappointed, which somehow made it even funnier :'D
I love these themed episodes.
Connor talking about still smelling sometimes after a shower should have had a clip from when he mentioned be able to shower in a few minutes 😂 love it.
Garnt writing connor AO3 fanfics at the end was WILD tho
I've watched every TT ep but I don't think anything has made me laugh more than the shart conversation in this ep 😂
Likely to die in a stupid way
Victim: Connor
Suspect: Ironmouse
Murder Weapon: "La chancleta" aka flipflops
Motive: Spicy latina
1:11:35 on the topic of this whole "looked at it and thought about tasting it, didn't do it but THOUGHT about it".... the problem y'all are skipping is the fact that you'll ALL think about it after this conversation
Some of these were definitely interesting to listen to while eating
This episode is going to be a classic. so many laugh out loud moments.
oh I can’t wait to watch these 3 argue over who’s the least sociable or the most likely to tip poorly
Funny how Joey is almost proud of refusing to watch popular stuff yet speaks about wanting to be open minded on his channel.
I think he even mentioned being close minded as a pet peeve lmao.
I’ve been waiting for an episode all week
I really love how exactly when I finished cooking my meal and sat down to eat and continue to watch this episode they started talking about shitting themselves. That's why I love this channel so much, they never miss.
Starting off my morning listening to 3 blokes talking about sharts. Nice!!
With a title like that you just know it will be good
That preview was an all-timer
Oh hell yeah 😂 love you guys, thanks for putting out awesome content every week
The wholesome boys have a wholesome episode lol
2:06~2:41 - Connor Shirt
11:55~12:12 - Garnt
23:19~23:47 - Snitch
37:40~38:37 - Connor Odor
51:35~52:48 - No Words
1:05:41~1:07:58 - Joey
1:28:59~1:29:44 - Father Figure
Loved this episode so much
Great Epsiode guys. Loving the after dark vibes in recent episodes
i loved Connor's stance on vegan food! very surprised, i'd have thought he'd be the most adamant on needing meat haha :D
Well he eats salad all the time on the stream and he is pretty happy with it.
17:10 i have braces so Garnt's near choking experience really spooked me
That magnet story actually reminded me of those magnet like cylinders that when they come together make a cool noise and the overwhelming urge to eat them made me looka t them and bin them cause the urge was too strong
There can be so many out of context clips from this ep it's insane 😂😂
Damn Joey got that Ging Freecs drip in this one
What a wild episode. Bravo 👏
This is one of the best episodes
On the vegan thing, I think the average vegan experiences this period of like a few weeks to a few months where it is tough. After that, it's really just second nature, and not even really too much of a challenge anymore. Especially if the ethical motivations drive you towards it. And on the expense thing, we usually think about things like plant-based meats and cheeses, and really direct alternatives to animal products. But most of what you will eat is things like lentils, tofu, nuts, bread, rice, potatoes, stuff like that. These things also happen to be some of the cheapest cost per calory foods out there in most places, to the point where being healthy on a sustainable / plant based diet is cheaper than being healthy on an omnivore diet in most high-income countries according to a recent Oxford study (not sure about Japan specifically!) Hope that clears things up :)
I think you're malnourished bro