YES!!!! ANOTHER YESSIE SPECIAL SPECTACULAR! "Hangover hair from hell" 0:05 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO the zoom in!! already laughing! 😆 1:52 "at 47 I've finally learned how to take a shit!" LMFAOOO
Removing an air raid siren that has been going on for the last 10 years 🤣 I legit stopped watching standup comedy after finding this channel. Thanks BitHead. I freaking love you
Ah! I needed this, so much laughter, a good time had by all. When the shows over, I feel a bit child like, when sadness would hit once you knew the show was coming to an end. Just like Pee-wee's playhouse when he was about to head out on his scooter. That's how the show ended on Bithead1000, same music would play when Pee-wee's Playhouse would end. It was cut for whatever reason. Thank you, brother. You've created something special.
When they released a remastered version of Steel Empire on 3DS a few years ago I was pretty confused... A remake for a Genesis shmup nobody talks about? Turns out it's a fucking amazing game. Glad you enjoyed it Yesse!
As ever….. an absolute class act Jess! Ive gotta tell you! Nothing gets me throwing a rod through my fly like a broad with a beak on her like the rudder off the back of a supertanker! ❤👃🏻
No other gaming RUclipsr is funnier or more charismatic than you. It's also not an act, you're a true die hard, fanatical, sicko mode game-brain til the day men with shovels throw dirt on you, and we're all just as far gone. The energy you bring to every topic is infectious and reminds me why I love this hobby again, every time I watch.
Knuckle head chicks rock, I had a friend who’s girlfriend thought that every country had its own SUN that’s why some other countries were hotter/colder, but she was hot.
I never understood why we could have cocoa puffs but not cookie crisp... But then again, it must have been for the same reason that I wanted that shit so bad: it looked like it was straight cookies.
Thats kinda funny. My mom didnt like buying the chocolate poptarts, but smore poptarts are one of my strongest childhood breakfast memories. I think she felt like the marshmellows somehow made it less blatently 'dessertish'. I saw a fb post today of a vintage 1968 poptart ad, and it showed it under ice cream. Kinda like pie crust
I love my Genesis Tower of Power...had a lot of Digital Pitctures games and only Shining Force 2 and Phantasy Star 4 for the console it'self...I have more Sega CD games and 32X..plus back in the day you rented shit so no need to own anything cept an RPG cause they took forever.
The Mazda 6. What a beast. They church it up and call it the “Mazda Atenza” over here. (The 3/Protegé is the “Familia”) I count myself lucky I can still casually see RX-7s driving around. Like sculptures on wheels.
You don't need Dominican Republic to build whatever ypu want with no codes. Move to a rural county in Tennessee or Kentucky without code...you can have guns too.
Hey Jessie! I’m still loving your content but for the love of crim, can you please move the Tom O Connor album in the background so we can see his cheeky scouse face? 🇬🇧
Where you started talking about the house my wife walks by “uuuhah AHahauuuahh Actually, it’s very dangerous in the Dominican Republic and the storms would rip the house apart!” ………..😮💨
@@BitHead1000 Oh no, not inside! BUt there is fgaraday cage inside, blocing most waves. Also non ionizing radiation, so if u r not actually being burned, it is safger than just rubbing your skin with your hand/.
1998 Toyota camry. Commuted from Colo Springs to Denver 3 years in one. Sometimes I would be the only vehicle on the road in a snow storm. Front wheel drive great gas mikeage. Only thing I would change is from the 4cy autol to the 6 cyl manual.
Regarding the microwave oven: Microwave ovens (1500 watts) and Wifi routers (@2 mW) run on the same frequency 2.4 GHz. Your Wifi router is actually probably worse to be right next to than the microwave oven. (but both are somewhat sketchy). You should never sleep or really *be* within 20 feet of a wifi router if you want to be perfectly safe from the effects of microwave radiation!! If you look at your microwave oven, you will see that the door has a metal mesh. That mesh extends all the way around the oven when the door is closed the mesh is a very specific grid size and it acts as a "gasket" for 2.4 GHz microwave radiation. (that's why you can't turn it on with the door open). the magnetic field induces an electric charge which will cancel at every junction in the grid (at that specific frequency... which is clearly hazardous to living tissue) ... so if you REALLY want to be safe from microwave radiation, you should wear a microwave oven as a helmet (and another one for underwear). it will block all that harmful microwave radiation from your sensitive bits :D
@@PunkNDisorderlyGamerdemocrats will cheat in both states despite Trump having 90,000 people at a wildwood rally in Jersey. Governor Murphy cheated to win NJ
Most disappointing cereal ever, teenage mutant ninja turtles. Marshmallows don't belong in chex cereal, that cereal sucked. But I ate the whole box, in 10 minutes
My wife’s oldest friend is a child neurologist. I asked her.. “off the record… with all you know… if you had to point your finger at what changed in our culture that might have impacted the rampant autism… what would it be?” Hand to God… she said “Microwaves”.
Still gotta pay the FUCKIN property tax to the government though! That's the only part that sucks about going off-grid. Gimme a hammock, a canvas tarp and the woods in some BLM land.
I sympathize dude My truck gets bird s*** all the time too. it drives me crazy. I got to park it away from the crosswires The electrical cross wires so when they're sitting there sleeping they don't s*** on it.... damn it
Thank you for another outstanding show 🫡
When all ya need is a little bithead in your life
I don't have to go into work until 6pm tomorrow, so you're damn right I'm celebrating with some Taco Bell and BitHead1000!
YES!!!! ANOTHER YESSIE SPECIAL SPECTACULAR! "Hangover hair from hell" 0:05 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO the zoom in!! already laughing! 😆 1:52 "at 47 I've finally learned how to take a shit!" LMFAOOO
best content
Awesome video
Steel Empire one of my fav shooter games for my MD/GEN console 👍🕹🤟
I’m in
ha, I just found you on youtube and I don't care if you talk about video games!
I’m glad you’re here now
@@BitHead1000 He's IN!!!!
Welcome to the party
Enjoy the ride…. Welcome.
Get subscribed! 😂❤
I’m only 6 mins in and I’m already folding 😅
Removing an air raid siren that has been going on for the last 10 years 🤣 I legit stopped watching standup comedy after finding this channel. Thanks BitHead. I freaking love you
Thanks Bithead for being there for us.
Love the shirt Jessie
That Steel Empire music was great!
In 2019 in Tennessee Wendy's had the 50 piece for $9.95. Saved my ass a few times when I was broke and that's all I could eat all day.
Wife on vacations?, sounds like a party to me.
My pink turtle head deserves some sun too. Tomorrow morning 🌄
Absolutely loved Empire Of Steel back in the game. Killer game, with killer music.
Ah! I needed this, so much laughter, a good time had by all.
When the shows over, I feel a bit child like, when sadness would hit once you knew the show was coming to an end. Just like Pee-wee's playhouse when he was about to head out on his scooter. That's how the show ended on Bithead1000, same music would play when Pee-wee's Playhouse would end. It was cut for whatever reason. Thank you, brother. You've created something special.
I know that feeling. Thanks brother.
My mom NEVER got me the cokie crisps
Same and that's hilarious. It was exactly like Bithead described "cookie crisp is garbage, grab the crunch berries... OK mom"
Building my own log cabin in the wilderness sounds perfect. I've watched a few videos on My Self Reliance channel, and that guy has got it made.
That's a beautiful fucking shirt...
When they released a remastered version of Steel Empire on 3DS a few years ago I was pretty confused... A remake for a Genesis shmup nobody talks about? Turns out it's a fucking amazing game. Glad you enjoyed it Yesse!
Honey Smacks and Golden Crisps. Like a bowl of sugar, and we loved it.
Greatest stand up comedian ever, seriously. Most of them make me cringe but I’d pay for tickets to see bithead
Knucklehead women are like knucklehead dogs...lovable.
The Dreamcast just turned 25, play the fricken DC yesse!
I wish. My Dreamcast emulator broke.
@@BitHead1000 Time to get gifted one for the Christmas Special Spectacular 2024!
27:20
Damn right
As ever….. an absolute class act Jess! Ive gotta tell you! Nothing gets me throwing a rod through my fly like a broad with a beak on her like the rudder off the back of a supertanker! ❤👃🏻
No other gaming RUclipsr is funnier or more charismatic than you. It's also not an act, you're a true die hard, fanatical, sicko mode game-brain til the day men with shovels throw dirt on you, and we're all just as far gone. The energy you bring to every topic is infectious and reminds me why I love this hobby again, every time I watch.
Thanks brother. Reading this comment while I’m miserable at work makes me feel great.
@@BitHead1000 It's not called work because it's fun. Do it for Segata Sanshiro, don't let him down. And your wife I guess, 50/50
Awesome episode Jessie!😊
"Every guy spends about a hundred grand on something in his life"
*looks at my beer and liquor
Damn he's right.
Knuckle head chicks rock, I had a friend who’s girlfriend thought that every country had its own SUN that’s why some other countries were hotter/colder, but she was hot.
My kind of woman
Bithead is going off the grid
i hope he brings all his video games with him... hopefully to my place! I'll play some off-grid turbografx on a projector any day.
Common dude everyone drink that sugar milk at the end
0:30 the man didnt want to say it but had to speak the truth 😂
I never understood why we could have cocoa puffs but not cookie crisp... But then again, it must have been for the same reason that I wanted that shit so bad: it looked like it was straight cookies.
I took your advice Jesse and whipped my hammer head out in the sunshine the other day - I swear to God it was so bright it started squinting!
Steel Empire is a runner. Great game.
A great shooter for the Genesis / Mega Drive
There's a great remake on the 3DS (now on other platforms also).
Waiting to see when there will be a new roll of paper towels hanging on the door.
I’m saving up
The bit about Cookie Crisp is so true.
Nice Video ! Sub & Big Like ! And Love Retro Genesis Games !
Thats kinda funny. My mom didnt like buying the chocolate poptarts, but smore poptarts are one of my strongest childhood breakfast memories. I think she felt like the marshmellows somehow made it less blatently 'dessertish'. I saw a fb post today of a vintage 1968 poptart ad, and it showed it under ice cream. Kinda like pie crust
The smores pop tarts had more vitamins.😂😂
I remember Rice Crispy treat cereal being delicious. Theres a Hersheys cereal. Isnt there an' Oops all Marshmellows Lucky Charms' cereal now?
It's called vitamin D for a reason!
Nice shirt
I love my Genesis Tower of Power...had a lot of Digital Pitctures games and only Shining Force 2 and Phantasy Star 4 for the console it'self...I have more Sega CD games and 32X..plus back in the day you rented shit so no need to own anything cept an RPG cause they took forever.
Thought you’d be bigger than 90kg you got forearms like Popeye 💪🏾
The only functional muscles on my body
My favorite conversation starter at work is "try not to moan too loud when you're wiping" if someone says they have to go to the bathroom lol.
The Mazda 6. What a beast. They church it up and call it the “Mazda Atenza” over here. (The 3/Protegé is the “Familia”) I count myself lucky I can still casually see RX-7s driving around. Like sculptures on wheels.
I was hoping Scarlet Witch was in the character select so you can lick the screen again.
1 gram of protein per lb. of goal bodyweight is the most you need if you work out.
the stranded NASA astronauts on the space station need this program in between rounds of chess, lasagna and sex in zero grav
Zero gravity sex! See you next show!
2 grams of protein per pound is nuts unless you're the worlds strongest man, 1 gram per pound is just fine.
You don't need Dominican Republic to build whatever ypu want with no codes. Move to a rural county in Tennessee or Kentucky without code...you can have guns too.
The moment you said "Count Chocula" I scrolled down to a pic of him on Discord. Fuckin eerie.
We not gonna talk about the literal *pew* *pew* sounds in Mission 660?
Hey Jessie! I’m still loving your content but for the love of crim, can you please move the Tom O Connor album in the background so we can see his cheeky scouse face? 🇬🇧
Microwaves are less harmful than the entire light spectrum. The opposite side where ultraviolet begins, that's where all the dangerous energy starts.
Do blacklights cause skin cancer?
Where you started talking about the house my wife walks by “uuuhah AHahauuuahh Actually, it’s very dangerous in the Dominican Republic and the storms would rip the house apart!” ………..😮💨
Let's all sun tan our di ks
I’m in!
MIcrowaves canot hurt humans. That is scientific fact.
OK .climb into one, and I’ll turn it on
@@BitHead1000 Oh no, not inside! BUt there is fgaraday cage inside, blocing most waves. Also non ionizing radiation, so if u r not actually being burned, it is safger than just rubbing your skin with your hand/.
i cannot wait to come Long Island and .... your wife.
Sega and trump 2024
Here I was a few weeks ago giving you shit about still living in NY... Fuck that, you want to leave the country😂
I know
play twisted on 3DO
where can i find once of those gaming devices you have?
eBay, Amazon, Tik Tok shop
be kind rewind
that rash on your chest could be a mild yeast infection. rub vagasil on your chest 1 time per day for 3 days. your chest will be cleared up.
Reading that made pubic hairs grow on beta males chests.👀😄
1998 Toyota camry. Commuted from Colo Springs to Denver 3 years in one. Sometimes I would be the only vehicle on the road in a snow storm. Front wheel drive great gas mikeage. Only thing I would change is from the 4cy autol to the 6 cyl manual.
cute shirt
Does your mother really watch the show?
Bithead doesn’t fib.
She is president of the fan club
Lmao😂@@BitHead1000
Regarding the microwave oven:
Microwave ovens (1500 watts) and Wifi routers (@2 mW) run on the same frequency 2.4 GHz.
Your Wifi router is actually probably worse to be right next to than the microwave oven. (but both are somewhat sketchy).
You should never sleep or really *be* within 20 feet of a wifi router if you want to be perfectly safe from the effects of microwave radiation!!
If you look at your microwave oven, you will see that the door has a metal mesh. That mesh extends all the way around the oven when the door is closed the mesh is a very specific grid size and it acts as a "gasket" for 2.4 GHz microwave radiation. (that's why you can't turn it on with the door open). the magnetic field induces an electric charge which will cancel at every junction in the grid (at that specific frequency... which is clearly hazardous to living tissue)
... so if you REALLY want to be safe from microwave radiation, you should wear a microwave oven as a helmet (and another one for underwear). it will block all that harmful microwave radiation from your sensitive bits :D
That’s what I’ll do…. Wear a helmet in my kitchen.
@@BitHead1000 the mesh in your microwave is technically called a "faraday cage" ...
faraday cage: the new-age retro tin-foil hat! It's legit
Trump 2024! Flip NY
If not NY, can we flip NJ at least. 🙏
@@PunkNDisorderlyGamerdemocrats will cheat in both states despite Trump having 90,000 people at a wildwood rally in Jersey. Governor Murphy cheated to win NJ
Let's Make All of America Great Again!! TRUMP 2024!
Trumptards unite 😂
I want to see the Bithead1000 2024 platform.
What would Jesse, President of the United States do to fix the cuntry?
Would be a great Patreon video.
You want to get me thrown off the internet and put in prison?
Trump 2024 from California!!
Another great video😂. MAGA TRUMP 2024!
They don't call it vitamin D for nothin!
I had that shirt when I was 6
You must have gotten all the priests.
We had to kill a couple of coyotes that killed some calfs at my brother's work recently. His boss has a livestock permit. Fun day had a BBQ and hunted
Most disappointing cereal ever, teenage mutant ninja turtles. Marshmallows don't belong in chex cereal, that cereal sucked. But I ate the whole box, in 10 minutes
🍒is the topic today 😏
My wife’s oldest friend is a child neurologist. I asked her.. “off the record… with all you know… if you had to point your finger at what changed in our culture that might have impacted the rampant autism… what would it be?”
Hand to God… she said “Microwaves”.
That dbz game looks like a bag of dix.
Still gotta pay the FUCKIN property tax to the government though! That's the only part that sucks about going off-grid. Gimme a hammock, a canvas tarp and the woods in some BLM land.
i made it to 1:25 …. done
Done being a man
@@BitHead1000 LMFAOOOOOOOO
Happy trails
Trump is a clone .
I sympathize dude My truck gets bird s*** all the time too. it drives me crazy. I got to park it away from the crosswires The electrical cross wires so when they're sitting there sleeping they don't s*** on it.... damn it