ROAD HOUSE (Spoiler Review) - Roadkill Remake

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @jeremylarson6267
    @jeremylarson6267 10 месяцев назад +47

    just be happy they didn't change dalton's gender for the remake

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +15

      We almost got that with Ronda Rousey a few years back.

    • @fernan2342
      @fernan2342 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@hardcutreviews Exactly! I remember the rumors back then before the fights against Amanda Nunes and Holly Holm.

    • @MMAallday-
      @MMAallday- 10 месяцев назад +4

      Rocky 3 is far superior to 4.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +4

      @@MMAallday- Hot take, but we’ll accept it.

    • @MMAallday-
      @MMAallday- 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@hardcutreviews Thanks! Your review was hilarious btw and you're absolutely correct... Patrick Swayze would NOT approve of the "modern audience" Roadhouse & he's turning over in his grave!!!!

  • @thomasloney612
    @thomasloney612 8 месяцев назад +11

    At least a small town in MO makes sense for this sort of film. The FL keys does not. They treat the keys like they are some remote backwater, when in reality they are all wealthy tourist destinations. There are no country bookstores in the middle of nowhere in the FL Keys. They don't have the room for that kind of thing.

  • @Jake_the_snake00
    @Jake_the_snake00 10 месяцев назад +17

    OG Roadhouse kicks ass!!!

  • @TheAngryBadger3
    @TheAngryBadger3 10 месяцев назад +20

    I feel like we should all just go watch the original one again.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +7

      It’s been statistically proven that watching the original will cure any ailment you suffer from.

    • @McDLT999999999999999
      @McDLT999999999999999 9 месяцев назад +3

      I don’t bother watching any of these remakes, they just piss you off and poison the original by association.

  • @krono5el
    @krono5el 10 месяцев назад +13

    whats funny is that a lot of the new kids from the 2000s watching the og nowadays say the punches and sounds of the og feel and hit really hard and visceral. so much for all those tricks the remake tried : P

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +10

      Trying to fix something that isn’t broke.

  • @RCR3C0RD
    @RCR3C0RD 10 месяцев назад +26

    As a woman I also miss the T&A. Florida Keys? Shoulda been crawling with babes in bikinis, but instead there was legit a chick dancing at the bar wearing overalls. OVERALLS 🤦‍♀

    • @lilmovieperp3599
      @lilmovieperp3599 10 месяцев назад +1

      you haven't been to the keys and it shows lol

    • @dabbadoo2226
      @dabbadoo2226 10 месяцев назад +1

      Florida keys is not like that at all

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +2

      @@lilmovieperp3599There were hotter women walking around in nowhere Missouri in the original. So, great point.

  • @shanew5957
    @shanew5957 10 месяцев назад +15

    Surprised the bar wasnt The Blue Oyster

  • @matteobattaglia9929
    @matteobattaglia9929 10 месяцев назад +10

    They should have just gotten Sam Elliot to play the Sam Elliot character. He’s still the man. And thank you. I thought I was the only one that thought he was a fucking serial killer at the end.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +5

      Dude, he was putting bodies on ice. Wtf was that? lol.

  • @GaudiaCertaminisGaming
    @GaudiaCertaminisGaming 10 месяцев назад +5

    I feel like the senior commissioning vice president at the production company had a stroke when he was writing a memo and his idiot intern interpreted his garbled email as 'Remake Roadhouse', rather than 'Call ambulance'.

  • @olliehays3206
    @olliehays3206 10 месяцев назад +10

    I didn't find it cucked. Unnecessary remake, of course. Had some DEI casting that was shoehorned in for no reason. But I didn't think it was cucked.

  • @gautham231989
    @gautham231989 9 месяцев назад +4

    They shouldn't have made this abomination just for the sake of it
    Respect for OG Roadhouse (1989)

  • @fotzegamingandmedia1840
    @fotzegamingandmedia1840 5 месяцев назад +2

    The guy sitting on the right looks like Zack Snyder and Jay Bauman had a baby, yet somehow turned out smarter than both combined.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  4 месяца назад +2

      Stop it. I'll never fill either of their lofty shoes.

  • @JayART71
    @JayART71 9 месяцев назад +5

    Best review ever 🎉😂
    Hilarious shit I love it 🥰
    These movies 🍿 suck cok😂

  • @jessicacavanaugh8672
    @jessicacavanaugh8672 10 месяцев назад +8

    We said wtf the entire movie. I personally haven’t watched the original road house and I still hated this remake. The basis of the whole movie immediately didn’t make sense in today’s world-constant nonsensical aggression, fighting and bullying without police presence and ppl keep coming, yeah okay. And without the sex, I guess that makes sense for all the spontaneous aggression, whatever. It was like an angry sausage party. My dad is a singer who gigs his whole life so the bands playing there every night and never stopping during the fights was idiotic. Mcgregor wasn’t fun, he made it even more uncomfortable with his psychotic smile and dildo up his ass walk. I can’t believe they put so much time and money into transforming Jake’s body for this trash movie. I laughed at this movie more than anything. Especially loved the line where he’s about to give the cop the concussion and he’s explaining how he’s going to tell on him that he killed people and he’s like “oh okay 🥴” 😂. Fuck this movie.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +1

      It’s bordering on criminal negligence to admit you’ve never seen the original. You must rectify the situation immediately. And then never ever think about or speak of this dumpster fire remake again.

    • @gzz8551
      @gzz8551 10 месяцев назад +1

      Jessica, if you ever want to be a man then you need to watch the original.
      Thank me later.

    • @rubylove9475
      @rubylove9475 7 месяцев назад +1

      Please watch the original, it’s worth it.

  • @LeeBoyt1
    @LeeBoyt1 10 месяцев назад +6

    I’m so glad I watch the remake before the original because it’s made me appreciate the original so much more and see how much better it is

  • @alltwistedup2713
    @alltwistedup2713 9 месяцев назад +3

    Just found you guys, I’m a huge OG Roadhouse fan and agree fully with your review of this mess. You two had us laughing out loud with your pain!! Keep it up, no-brainer following your channel! Cheers!!

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  9 месяцев назад

      Appreciate it! The pain was real. They messed with Dalton.

  • @byRobertEklund
    @byRobertEklund 10 месяцев назад +4

    Your review had a lot more of the FUN that was lacking from the Road House remake, great stuff as always! I’d love to see you do some retrospective reviews of the great ones you mentioned, Tombstone, Predator, Rocky IV and Road House. 🤩

    • @lilmovieperp3599
      @lilmovieperp3599 10 месяцев назад

      lol "i'd love to hear you guys talk about the same movie everyone else talks about and for sure won't add shit, I just need that virtue signal" lol

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад

      @@lilmovieperp3599Still waiting for your insightful counterpoints to anything we’ve said.

  • @brianbanks3044
    @brianbanks3044 5 месяцев назад +3

    4 movies you must watch to achieve manhood...Stepbrothers, Full Metal Jacket, Dumb and Dumber and Shawshank Redemption

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  5 месяцев назад

      There are endless combinations of the 4 must watches. 👍🏻

  • @cftncfjlphgfb
    @cftncfjlphgfb 10 месяцев назад +4

    I actually can't believe how bad 4:57 looked... like, that's supposed to be a joke right? It's not quite bad enough for me to be certain lol

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +1

      It’s shocking how bad it looks.

  • @OffTheCover
    @OffTheCover 10 месяцев назад +5

    Great review guys! I did think that Conor McGregor was the only one having fun in this movie.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад

      If everyone else has his energy it might have been fun to watch.

  • @A.D.I.D.A.S-916
    @A.D.I.D.A.S-916 Месяц назад +1

    It’s safe to say originality, at least in mainstream movies, is on its death bed hooked up to life support, nothing but remakes, retellings, recuckings, it never ends

  • @bumpercarjoe6391
    @bumpercarjoe6391 9 месяцев назад +4

    Wow I can’t believe they decided to not make Dalton a career Bar guy. That’s CRAZY! This shows everything wrong with movies. They prioritize effects over story. Next they are gonna remake “Young Guns” and ruin my childhood!

  • @chincrise
    @chincrise 9 месяцев назад +4

    I would just change the name to some dude does some stuff then leaves

  • @Cinematic_Jesse
    @Cinematic_Jesse 10 месяцев назад +4

    I honestly thought the entire film was AI generated 💀

  • @Azrael__
    @Azrael__ 9 месяцев назад +2

    This review makes me want to watch it purely out of wanting to see the trainwreck.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  9 месяцев назад +1

      Connor at least makes it a tiny bit fun for a few scenes.

  • @Jake_the_snake00
    @Jake_the_snake00 10 месяцев назад +6

    You left Blood sport out of your manhood all time movie list 💪🏼

  • @gocsa
    @gocsa 10 месяцев назад +2

    I just wonder if 30 years from now, people will be praising this movie as "peak 2020s cheesy action flick".

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +3

      I don’t want to be alive to see that.

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
    @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 10 месяцев назад +8

    My reaction when they announced this remake: WHY?

    • @TCthaCrisis
      @TCthaCrisis 9 месяцев назад +1

      They are on a mission to remake and ruin every single classic

  • @armeddoomer6709
    @armeddoomer6709 4 месяца назад +1

    I couldn't watch the full movie because it felt like watching a video game cutscene the entire time.

  • @MultiJpad
    @MultiJpad 10 месяцев назад +4

    The original took place in Missouri which is perfect, Missouri is a miserable place, I was stationed at Ft Leonard wood.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад

      I've also been to Missouri. It sucks ass.

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 10 месяцев назад +3

      LOL, it's not that bad if you get around Springfield.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 10 месяцев назад +4

      Constitutional carry and legalized mj. Quite a heavy libertarian leaning. Not bad here in the Ozarks. 🤘

    • @MultiJpad
      @MultiJpad 10 месяцев назад +4

      Well let me rephrase my statement, Missouri is still better then New York, gonna get out as soon as I can .

  • @ajax1612
    @ajax1612 10 месяцев назад +1

    Great review, thanks guys!

  • @dirkmasters7453
    @dirkmasters7453 10 месяцев назад +2

    You guys are good, keep it up!

  • @rubylove9475
    @rubylove9475 7 месяцев назад +2

    Love your review, right on point, nothing like the original. I 100% agree…. Fuck this movie.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  7 месяцев назад +1

      Just wait for the sequel. It’s already been green lit.

    • @rubylove9475
      @rubylove9475 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@hardcutreviews oh boy can wait to say that’s one sucks too 🙄 lol
      Let’s hope it’s not 🤞🏻

  • @LoversRfighters
    @LoversRfighters 5 месяцев назад +2

    This movie has so many inaccuracies and nonsense but that aside..Jake is anything bad badass in this. The owner of road house and the doctor treat Dalton like a child while he submissively asks permission before asking a simple question. Woke and just over the top.

  • @Mr.Dapper
    @Mr.Dapper 9 месяцев назад +4

    They should of had lizzo or queen latifa play dalton. 😂

  • @culturewarrior2012
    @culturewarrior2012 15 дней назад +1

    this channel reminds of when red letter media was funny and entertaining lol great job

  • @williammccleary5878
    @williammccleary5878 10 месяцев назад +3

    2/10 from both of you is about as low as I’ve heard from you…. Love the angst in this review,,,,, sounds like me trying to get through most things on Netflix…. Thx for the review of a once great classic

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +1

      We haven’t gone that low since our first review ever. Halloween Ends.

  • @sid6856
    @sid6856 10 месяцев назад +3

    Hell ya boys, great review. Conor that coke head actually said acting is harder then fighting & he sucks in this movie 😂. Yea his character was fun to watch but he doesn't know how to drive worth 💩🤣. I went to see Kong x Godzilla yesterday early show & i cant wait till you guys review that. Hopefully next. It was eh compared to Godzilla Minus One. Btw feminization of men is in every movie & shows nowadays. Baggage Claim just did a amazing video about it. Check it out. Other then that hope you guys are good. 👍

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад

      Thanks, dude. We’re definitely going to check out Kong/Godzilla soon. Saw the Baggage Claim vid on that. She’s great.

    • @lilmovieperp3599
      @lilmovieperp3599 10 месяцев назад

      " Btw feminization of men is in every movie & shows nowadays. " BTW LOL. i love this community. it's so sensitive and dumb.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +1

      @@lilmovieperp3599 So sensitive, says the guy carpet bombing a Road House review video. Please keep boosting our engagement.

  • @Degraded1
    @Degraded1 9 месяцев назад +2

    I managed to watch the first 15 minutes before I turned it off. It's a goofy movie. Jake Jellyfish ain't all that, never has been.

    • @jeffthornton6998
      @jeffthornton6998 8 месяцев назад

      Try again. Just don’t compare it to the original. I know it’s tough; but give it a shot.
      I’m not saying it’s a great movie. But it’s alright.

  • @cocod7272
    @cocod7272 10 месяцев назад +6

    The boys are back and as pissed as ever

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад

      You know it.

    • @lilmovieperp3599
      @lilmovieperp3599 10 месяцев назад

      these guys get cucked by movies on a daily basis. hell yea, they're pissed.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад

      @@lilmovieperp3599You’re putting out serious Jerry vibes.

  • @MassillonObie
    @MassillonObie 8 месяцев назад +1

    How about the book store? We need to make sure to represent the modern audience. 13% is 61% in movies

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 9 месяцев назад +2

    Randy Couture or Dan Severn could have made a good mentor character for Dalton in the remake. I guess the people who made this movie are just casual UFC fans. 😆

  • @masteroogway6660
    @masteroogway6660 6 месяцев назад +1

    She bribes him to come down with 20k for a month, she made how exactly? The bars failing?

  • @Dazgul
    @Dazgul 10 месяцев назад +3

    I couldn't believe how bad this movie was. I rewatched the original again before this just to remind myself. It was a little cheesey etc. Nit quite as good as I'd remembered but solid. It looks like a masterpiece compared to this new garbage. I couldn't tell if it was a parody at times or what. The tone is all over the place. Terrible writing, some ropey performances, unlikeable characters, no real stakes or emotional investment. Then mcgregors character at the end, that was taking the piss. Sequel maybe? I certainly hope not.

  • @JosePerez-gv3gk
    @JosePerez-gv3gk 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you Ebert and Siskel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Alois_from_Vienna_in_Austria
    @Alois_from_Vienna_in_Austria 5 месяцев назад +1

    In the new version Dalton runs away from his demons, because he enjoys not only fighting but hurting and killing people and he wants not to be this way. That is the reason he tried to kill himself. In the 3rd act they get him back into this state of mind. Him snapping in the end is a pay off for all the flash backs, etc. Dalton in this movie is a psychopath trying not be one.
    I think the movie was hurt extremly by modern politics, because that is why all side characters suck, except McGregor.
    The strange thing is, it is a bad movie but the standard on streaming is so low, that it was extremly successfull because it is more fun than most of the boring stuff on streaming. This movie is realy bad but not boring.

  • @urbanesasquatch
    @urbanesasquatch 8 месяцев назад +1

    i agree with most of your critiques. it's dumber than the original but I loved it.

  • @CrannyTheBarbarian
    @CrannyTheBarbarian 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’d add Robocop to the list of man-card movies.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  9 месяцев назад +2

      Definitely.

    • @CrannyTheBarbarian
      @CrannyTheBarbarian 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@hardcutreviewsyou guys are awesome btw. No idea how you don’t have a million subs. Keep up the great work!

  • @gzz8551
    @gzz8551 10 месяцев назад +2

    This review was nice...until it was time.....to NOT be nice.
    Q) Yeah, well what if someone calls Roadhouse 2024 a cucked, pointless, drab remake!?
    A) IS IT?

  • @StevenJShow
    @StevenJShow 4 месяца назад +1

    What's the most egregious remake they've done so far?
    Chips? This? Overboard?
    Whenever it was made, I saw the trailer for Overboard's remake in theaters and literally said "OH FUCK YOU!" out loud.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  4 месяца назад

      There have been some real pointless remakes over the years. Remakes should be reserved for films that had a strong premise but weren’t executed well.

  • @bradgarris1240
    @bradgarris1240 10 месяцев назад +2

    They didn't use the line. "I thought you'd be bigger"?😅

  • @theamazingrobin927
    @theamazingrobin927 10 месяцев назад +1

    Nostalgia goggles hit hard af for this movie

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 9 месяцев назад +1

    Insert Peter Griffin meme here. 😏

  • @frankallen3634
    @frankallen3634 4 месяца назад +1

    Sam Elliott was the only saving grace in the original. The kung fu philosophy bullshit was too stupid for me to care about any of it

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  4 месяца назад

      Nobody is watching Road House for the philosophy. 👙

  • @mattwells5022
    @mattwells5022 9 месяцев назад +1

    The bit that stood out to me was him losing his shit in the octagon and battering his opponent after the fight. That's a weak man's behaviour not heroic at all I've been in the octagon you don't act that way.

  • @alejandroangel998
    @alejandroangel998 10 месяцев назад +1

    The only good stuff were the fight scenes (when they didn’t use CGI). This movie is gonna become in one of those where you only watch clips from the fight scenes but don’t remember the plot. The original is so much more superior, it could also be considered a period piece because the charm and cheesiness from the 80’s is what made it what it is, a classic.

  • @JimmyFoxhound
    @JimmyFoxhound 10 месяцев назад +4

    I cannot get past Jake Gyllenhaal's weird goofy face! It just irritates me so dang much 🤣🤣

  • @cloudcastellio9617
    @cloudcastellio9617 5 месяцев назад +1

    Guys are crazy I love it.

  • @stevejohnsonolson2137
    @stevejohnsonolson2137 8 месяцев назад +1

    There are there is talks of making a sequel to this roadhouse

    • @rubylove9475
      @rubylove9475 7 месяцев назад

      I really hope not 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @DonaldSprouse
    @DonaldSprouse 10 месяцев назад +1

    What I thought was so stupid was the story. Why not make this a sequel. I mean imagine, Patrick and the girl have a kid. Kid wants to be a fighter, since dad was a badass. Goes to UFC. Something happens and finds himself in his dads past life. Could have done something somewhat more original than a terrible remake.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +2

      You’re venturing into originality. Be careful.

  • @BillC-64
    @BillC-64 10 месяцев назад +4

    Why do all main characters need a dramatic backstory in every movie? It's just so cheap.

  • @staraptorflock3661
    @staraptorflock3661 9 месяцев назад +2

    The remake is only better because Conner carried the remake above the original everything else is worse in the remake

  • @AbortedEvolution
    @AbortedEvolution 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love the two Jays.

  • @brandonchristopher2493
    @brandonchristopher2493 7 месяцев назад +1

    Yes

  • @sunshinestate28
    @sunshinestate28 10 месяцев назад +2

    The og road house was better. I still need to watch rocky 4

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад

      We’ll hold onto that man card for you until you’ve seen it.

    • @wadecooler7496
      @wadecooler7496 6 месяцев назад +2

      You have to see it!

    • @sunshinestate28
      @sunshinestate28 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@wadecooler7496 I finally did!

  • @jeffthornton6998
    @jeffthornton6998 8 месяцев назад

    On its own merits; it’s fine. Just don’t compare it to the original. It just doesn’t stand up.

  • @handsolo1076
    @handsolo1076 4 месяца назад +1

    The nuances of male erotica looks from Tilghman were lost in the remake. I tried to like it. But I hate it. Oddly, my mum liked it.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  4 месяца назад

      Mums gonna like what mums gonna like.

  • @grekygrek
    @grekygrek 9 месяцев назад +1

    I actually kinda enjoyed the movie...the ending sucked but Conor just is so magical lol.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  9 месяцев назад +1

      Connor is definitely the highlight of the film. He should have just been the main villain. And been in every scene. And given the movie a different name.

    • @grekygrek
      @grekygrek 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@hardcutreviews lolol i got ya. I'm talking to ppl irl about it too and they believe it's so poorly received because of swayze. Idk i thought Conor was the best, he should be a protag in something that never ends lol

    • @grekygrek
      @grekygrek 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@hardcutreviews i also acknowledge that everyone has their own tastes, and im just expressing mine while also accepting yours lol

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  9 месяцев назад +1

      @@grekygrek If he had his own movie where he played that character, I’d watch it in a heartbeat.

    • @grekygrek
      @grekygrek 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@hardcutreviews that'd be something special.

  • @MassillonObie
    @MassillonObie 8 месяцев назад

    Brandt couldn’t grow a beard if he had 500 years. The actress playing Frankie is maybe the worst actress in Hollywood Wonder why she was cast in that role. She acted like she was on snl reading off of cue cards.

  • @gzz8551
    @gzz8551 10 месяцев назад +1

    The CGI fighting was so fucking weird. The camera motion and angles was making me ill. 🤢
    You have a bored lead actor and a coked up MMA guy as the villain.
    All in all, a horrible experience.

  • @melyboe
    @melyboe 10 месяцев назад +3

    The worst part about McGregor's character breaking the neck of the bad guy is that you can that McGregor isn't even holding the actor at all, he stops an inch before the guys throat. The fighting in this movie was just so lazy and bad, and not in a fun way...

  • @capitalcitygoofball1987
    @capitalcitygoofball1987 10 месяцев назад +1

    So they stole the plot from One Crazy Summer?

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +1

      Hoops McCann would have laid down the law.

  • @ianrotten4453
    @ianrotten4453 10 месяцев назад +1

    You bros missed a fifth must-watch manmovie, 'John Carpenter's The Thing'. Oh, and don't expect anything worth a crap from Hollywoke for the next 20 years....

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +1

      We could do an entire video on man card must sees. Love The Thing.

    • @KyleCorwith
      @KyleCorwith 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@hardcutreviewsHit record then! 😎👍

  • @Hellos789
    @Hellos789 4 месяца назад

    You forgot...Cỏbra. 😎

  • @jimmyb2655
    @jimmyb2655 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yo, Hardcore Henry was dope tho

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  9 месяцев назад

      Hardcore Henry was definitely fun and knew exactly what it was.

  • @GaudiaCertaminisGaming
    @GaudiaCertaminisGaming 10 месяцев назад +2

    Bruce Willis ended up making a string of crappy movies because he was losing his mind to dementia and was trying to generate cash for his family. What’s Gyllenhaal's excuse? Did he ever look at this script and say 'This'll be fine'?

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +3

      Willis was making sure everyone’s future was secure. Jake was like, I’ll endlessly workout and transform my body so they can cgi comp in my body.

  • @Peroy1
    @Peroy1 10 месяцев назад +1

    The movie overall was a piece of shit, but I have to disagree in one point: Daniela Melchior was a fuckin' smokeshow in this. She can take me to that sandbank anytime.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +1

      Haha, she’s an attractive girl for sure. Could they have portrayed that a little better in this? Perhaps… but we can’t have the male gaze anymore.

    • @lilmovieperp3599
      @lilmovieperp3599 10 месяцев назад

      @@hardcutreviews you can have the male gaze just fine . you're just so cucked you don't even know what it is. anyway, you seem like a casual tourist and would love to introduce you to some good movies so you don't feel so cucked by the big studios. im always down to chat and teach you guys some things...

    • @rubylove9475
      @rubylove9475 7 месяцев назад +1

      She is very pretty but they didn’t make her as attractive, actually there’s zero female sex appeal in the movie. This movie was very boring.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  7 месяцев назад

      @@rubylove9475 She’s definitely attractive. They just didn’t want anyone to know.

    • @rubylove9475
      @rubylove9475 7 месяцев назад

      💯 correct.

  • @rodwooz
    @rodwooz 10 месяцев назад +1

    I see the points you make, but dont take it so serious. I enjoyed it for what it was. I actually liked the girl in the remake than I did Kelly Lynch's character. All the evil the bad guys did and she didn't like that he killed a guy! Yeah, cg sucked and no t&a, but you guys are taking it too serious

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +1

      Haha, we’re just so blinded by our obsessive love for the original. We fully acknowledge how serious this take was. It’s what makes doing videos like this fun. We’re actually split on Lynch in the original but we didn’t get into it for this. Thanks for the comment.

    • @rubylove9475
      @rubylove9475 7 месяцев назад +1

      Nah this movie sucks, they are spot on.

  • @gzz8551
    @gzz8551 10 месяцев назад +2

    The good thing about it being on Amazon Prime is that I was able to skip huge chunks at a time.
    Imagine sitting through that shit at the cinema and not being able to do that!?

  • @Fherrera
    @Fherrera 10 месяцев назад +2

    I agree! This movie sucked 💩

  • @alxra
    @alxra 10 месяцев назад +1

    Gyllenhaal was literally the same guy from "The Day After" in this movie but with fighting skills. I can't believe you guys didn't mention McGregor flexing his air lats for the entire movie.

  • @arielaraluce3808
    @arielaraluce3808 8 месяцев назад

    Will not be watching this. If Original Road House is crap, I cant imagine how bad this is.

  • @dabbadoo2226
    @dabbadoo2226 10 месяцев назад +2

    This movie is definitely not as good as the original but not as bad as you guys make it out to be

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +3

      Opinions vary.

    • @dabbadoo2226
      @dabbadoo2226 10 месяцев назад

      @@hardcutreviews yes I know opinions are like a$$h0le$ but according to the rebate majority agree with me and I grew up with the original which like I said is 10 times better but you guys are a lil over dramatic about how bad it was still a fan tho 👍🏼

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад +3

      @@dabbadoo2226That reference flew right over your head.

    • @dabbadoo2226
      @dabbadoo2226 10 месяцев назад

      What did you want a ribbon for making a roadhouse quote? Sensitive guy aren’t ya, kudos to you for making a roadhouse quote now do you feel better you got some acknowledgment?

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  10 месяцев назад

      @@dabbadoo2226 A ribbon would be dope actually. Do you have one?

  • @Dustin-m4z
    @Dustin-m4z 4 месяца назад +1

    Tombstone, predator, rocky IV, not Roadhouse. Roadhouse sucked.

  • @peteywheatstraws4909
    @peteywheatstraws4909 10 месяцев назад +2

    It looks like a CGI "Miami Vice" VHS movie from 2005.

    • @TCthaCrisis
      @TCthaCrisis 9 месяцев назад

      Perfect description

  • @ran_red
    @ran_red 10 месяцев назад +2

    3:17 that looks AWFUL, what in the world. It's the Uncanny Valley division of MMA

  • @Korrva
    @Korrva 4 месяца назад

    your insecurities in your masculinity are showing.

  • @adamsifford6228
    @adamsifford6228 7 месяцев назад +1

    The sequel was better than this trash.

  • @seraphini1248
    @seraphini1248 9 месяцев назад

    Boring?... Some one is butt hurt

  • @freightshayker
    @freightshayker 5 месяцев назад +1

    HAHAHAHA

  • @NefariousKoel
    @NefariousKoel 10 месяцев назад +2

    I would've added Red Dawn to that requirement list.

  • @NativeRanger
    @NativeRanger 10 месяцев назад

    I think roadhouse 2024 is has bad they’re saying. I think the plot is simple and straight forward, the fight scene are good someone if daltons scene are pretty funny and shows alot of his character around others. Conor is Ight he isn’t bad nor terrible either he did his part has a psycho, bad guy. These fanboys or critics I should say are just super hard on it.

  • @shaneamigo4390
    @shaneamigo4390 9 месяцев назад +1

    I usually agree with you guys but not on this one. This movie was zero woke and all awesome!

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  9 месяцев назад +1

      We made sure to mention how extremely biased we were on this one. It was personal, lol.

  • @Joneb57
    @Joneb57 8 месяцев назад

    The original Road House and Rocky 4 both sucked.

    • @hardcutreviews
      @hardcutreviews  8 месяцев назад

      Thank you for your resplendent rationale.