Worst Songs of All Time

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @ry-x
    @ry-x 3 года назад +5262

    you can't convince me Yummy Country Remix didn't cause the pandemic

    • @oskarthompson3789
      @oskarthompson3789 2 года назад +258

      Gods punishment

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 2 года назад +38

      lmao

    • @NeoGraena
      @NeoGraena 2 года назад +52

      Nah,
      Yummy ON IT'S OWN did it

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 2 года назад +9

      @@NeoGraena Honestly I feel like adding the random pedal steel makes the song more palatable. At least it's got more character that isn't just fucking disgusting.

    • @MarshalerOfficial
      @MarshalerOfficial Год назад +1

      @@oskarthompson3789...and the propagation of series of events from our frenemies

  • @benro6564
    @benro6564 3 года назад +5915

    Evil Brad Paisley be like:
    *INTENTIONAL RACIST*

    • @STATFANs
      @STATFANs 3 года назад +550

      evil lil dicky: we hate the earth

    • @valco8371
      @valco8371 3 года назад +367

      evil tom macdonald: [REDACTED]

    • @STATFANs
      @STATFANs 3 года назад +556

      @@valco8371 evil tom macdonald: makes good music

    • @lasseheller9863
      @lasseheller9863 3 года назад +383

      @@valco8371 evil tom macdonald be like: I love minorities!

    • @joaogabrielcosta5494
      @joaogabrielcosta5494 3 года назад +66

      evil brad paisley be like:
      accidental racist

  • @carlcarlington7317
    @carlcarlington7317 2 года назад +8044

    “I sick of hobos”
    “I hate my wife”
    All rise for the boomer national anthem

    • @Technocolor00
      @Technocolor00 2 года назад +390

      Listening to the radio a few month ago before they played "she fucking hates me" TOADM lead singer talked about his inspiration for the song and it was how he came home like drunk one night and his girlfriend made him sleep on the couch. Such a a dumb story and a dumb song. Super boomer

    • @rossmumper9817
      @rossmumper9817 2 года назад +89

      To be fair to this song, it’s supposed to he a parody of people who think like that. It’s making fun of them. Still sounds like shit, though.

    • @novaangle2183
      @novaangle2183 2 года назад +256

      @@rossmumper9817 To be a parody, it needs to be funny and also say something about the subject it's making fun of. This song fails so hard at it it's an antiparody

    • @sakurananami4478
      @sakurananami4478 2 года назад +11

      The song is a satire tho

    • @riverkang785
      @riverkang785 2 года назад

      hhhhhhhhh

  • @WilliamMaranciMashups
    @WilliamMaranciMashups 3 года назад +3166

    SO SICK OF THE HOBOOOOOOES

    • @killahrabbit1400
      @killahrabbit1400 3 года назад +231

      ALWAYS BEGGIN' FOR CHAAAAANGE

    • @emmettm.975
      @emmettm.975 3 года назад +27

      Like honestly just get a house, a job and nice car you lazy bum 😒🙄😴😑😐

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 2 года назад +66

      That song is the prime example of people that, to quote Simon Miller "should get themselves a real problem"

    • @SEESBoy-hy8jz
      @SEESBoy-hy8jz 2 года назад +12

      The anthem of entitled blue collar chuds everywhere

    • @thatKole
      @thatKole 2 года назад +1

      You know what, I honestly enjoy the song, but its because I listen to it as if its a joke song. No one actually hates hobos enough to make a song about how much they hate them, and no (normal) person would cry about hoe they got punched for hitting on a minor. Its supposed to be a song for when your days shit and you just wanna complain.

  • @ohwow9870
    @ohwow9870 3 года назад +9975

    Dance monkey is one of the few songs that I get genuinely angry listening to

    • @donlad
      @donlad 3 года назад +931

      During my job in a grocery store, that song played every 3 songs and it was hell

    • @ohwow9870
      @ohwow9870 3 года назад +357

      @@donlad I’m so sorry lol

    • @nickshillito1170
      @nickshillito1170 3 года назад +531

      I relate hard t this. A girl I was seeing ghosted me one morning as I got to work, so I was in a terrible mood then to add insult to injury this song came on. I was ready to throw fists.

    • @ohwow9870
      @ohwow9870 3 года назад +254

      @@nickshillito1170 I don’t have a bad experience associated with it, but her voice truly makes me convulse

    • @nickshillito1170
      @nickshillito1170 3 года назад +183

      @@ohwow9870 the song is a bad experience in itself. I didn’t associate it with the bad experience, it just made the bad experience worse 😂

  • @derfuchs3296
    @derfuchs3296 3 года назад +8252

    Yummy is single-handedly responsible for everything bad that happened in the last 2 years.

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 3 года назад +223

      Including that god awful Country remix.

    • @2099vision
      @2099vision 3 года назад +304

      justin bieber caused astroworld 2021 tradgefy

    • @Ilovefent
      @Ilovefent 3 года назад +45

      @@2099vision too soon

    • @RavenStudiosRS
      @RavenStudiosRS 3 года назад +32

      Oh. So my break-up? U know... That kinda makes sense

    • @hubertmiskowiec897
      @hubertmiskowiec897 3 года назад +34

      @@2099vision Your comment is so disrespectful it made me stop the show

  • @ThatDumbRabbit
    @ThatDumbRabbit 3 года назад +1797

    During my Health Class a bunch of EMT's came in and were talking about first responders and shit, and in order to demonstrate the amount of compressions per minute, instead of using Stayin Alive like everyone else does, they used BABY SHARK. I wanted to commit Gloomy Sunday at that point.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад +216

      Baby Shark is literally to music what war crimes are to compassionate acts.

    • @masterseal0418
      @masterseal0418 2 года назад +113

      Stayin' Alive was just a great song! Why Baby Shark!? The bad song's become a phenomenon for no damn reason. In fact, I hate Baby Shark, and it makes me worse than my feelings when Rhyme died from the Swing Shark in the TWEWY anime(which is more brutal than the game version).

    • @phoenixfritzinger9185
      @phoenixfritzinger9185 2 года назад +49

      In the version I learned at Girl Scout camp they didn’t cut out the part with the shark attack so you also got the lost a leg do do do do do lost an arm do do do do do part and part of that version is actually CPR do do do do do do CPR do do do do do do
      Immediately followed by it’s not working do do do do do do and then the swimmer dies and goes to heaven but gets kicked out and then goes to hell and gets kicked out and then gets reincarnated as a baby shark

    • @obscure_alternatives
      @obscure_alternatives 2 года назад +32

      @@masterseal0418 baby shark is a phenomenon because there’s so many little kids in love with it 😐

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 2 года назад +5

      I honestly would have found that freakin’ hilarious, especially seeing everyone else react to it. 🤣

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted 3 года назад +1227

    LMAOOO “rap is dead these guys are real lyricists bringing rap back” “I’m more crazy then a short lady trying to give birth to 84 babies” if you said that in ANY battle rap arena you’d get booed off the stage

    • @bitchmittens99
      @bitchmittens99 2 года назад

      Ppp

    • @jaythec7994
      @jaythec7994 2 года назад +56

      HOOD CLASSIC

    • @wetsockfullofhotmeat
      @wetsockfullofhotmeat 2 года назад +204

      If it was a comedic rapper/a rapper with a tongue-in-cheek style it'd be an okay line, but the fact that he says it 100% seriously is what kills it. It's like saying "You better make like a banana and split" in a tough guy rap song

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 Год назад +44

      @@wetsockfullofhotmeat Kanye would 100% do that

    • @s1ash1
      @s1ash1 Год назад +2

      😛

  • @pipclip
    @pipclip 3 года назад +2743

    not one of the worst songs, but one time an indoor playground played Roar 14 times in a row and i wanted to bang my head against the wall.

    • @ASCENSiON_
      @ASCENSiON_ 3 года назад +275

      I had the same experience with Trouble by Taylor Swift at an afterschool program. I was iffy about that song already, but HOLY SHIT, when I had to listen to it 10x in a row, I grew a deep hatred for that song.

    • @aquitetiredguy2158
      @aquitetiredguy2158 2 года назад +132

      At least replay something that replays well, roar is a good song and all but it’s designed in a way that makes it terrible to reply over and over again

    • @aquitetiredguy2158
      @aquitetiredguy2158 2 года назад +47

      @@ASCENSiON_ I started hating jar of hearts due to dance class

    • @pipclip
      @pipclip 2 года назад +27

      @@aquitetiredguy2158 Seriously it was torture. My sister and I kept count in a notebook

    • @aquitetiredguy2158
      @aquitetiredguy2158 2 года назад +52

      @@pipclip yeah I feel so bad for you, I find that schools forget that there is good kid friendly music outside of modern pop, why no Beatles, queen (like I want it all, we are the champions, a lot of schools would be far too strict for bohemian rhapsody) why no weird Al songs, why no Michael Jackson songs (sure only like 4 of them would work in a elementary school but still), I just want more than modern pop for children to listen to, (also there has to be a kid friendly rapper who isn’t terribly cringy right, I really think kids should be subjected to more than just modern pop) or I might just be crazy and a child cant enjoy more than one musical artist, this is coming from a teenager who loved like 10 bands as a 10 year old

  • @ayceeonethirty6141
    @ayceeonethirty6141 2 года назад +2909

    I love the idea that someones going to record a new song and legitimately start it with "i hate the homeless"

  • @nathan_.murphy
    @nathan_.murphy 3 года назад +5418

    As an Australian, I deeply apologize for Dance Monkey

    • @ayoyimikaemmanuel3607
      @ayoyimikaemmanuel3607 3 года назад +427

      No need to apologise for anything when you gave us tame impala & kglw 😁

    • @DizzyingKaleidoscope
      @DizzyingKaleidoscope 3 года назад +181

      @@ayoyimikaemmanuel3607 And The Avalanches!

    • @antoniohinojosa8370
      @antoniohinojosa8370 3 года назад +29

      @@ayoyimikaemmanuel3607 word

    • @athas333
      @athas333 3 года назад +111

      Lots of great music has come out of Australia you have no reason to apologize

    • @jobeiden4630
      @jobeiden4630 3 года назад +33

      @@ayoyimikaemmanuel3607 did you know that tame impala is actually one man?

  • @anaveragefellow3255
    @anaveragefellow3255 3 года назад +2387

    So I despise the "song" Dance Monkey, but I hear it so often because my stepdad actually likes it. His reasoning? The vocals are unique. That's definitely one way of saying it.

    • @nolestrono
      @nolestrono 3 года назад +32

      Triple J hosts literally said nothing about the song except that when it was played every day for a year. Very funny.

    • @71hammyman
      @71hammyman 3 года назад +193

      Uniquely shit yeah, it's OK to be different, but you've got to have some level of talent to pull it off

    • @jooree7696
      @jooree7696 3 года назад +86

      I know a person that likes those awful italian christmas comedies (seriously don't watch them). The defense is that "they are simple movie meant to make people laugh".
      I know everyone have their taste, but there's a scene where the protagonist eats literal sh*t, and then he enjoys it and he keeps eating it. That's supposed to be a joke and it's one of the better crafted in the film

    • @chan_martin
      @chan_martin 3 года назад +7

      He must think Corey Feldman is unique too

    • @couldntmixapotnoodle
      @couldntmixapotnoodle 2 года назад +8

      I got recommended it on RUclips every time I searched for any kind of music I'd get "other people watched...." And it was always Dance monkey or a dodgy remix of dance monkey

  • @petrichorsbaby
    @petrichorsbaby 3 года назад +1012

    The moment Dance Monkey came on I took a huge deep breath and felt a huge depression come on. This song is truly one of the worst things ever crafted

    • @skeptical_playz6142
      @skeptical_playz6142 2 года назад +14

      While white girls actually like this song lmao

    • @jaythec7994
      @jaythec7994 2 года назад

      i was able to avoid it by skipping it after the first two seconds, the lady's voice SUCKS

    • @Meleedroit
      @Meleedroit Год назад +41

      @@skeptical_playz6142 can confirm that we hate it too

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 Год назад +3

      @@Meleedroit w pfp

    • @tanssi2145
      @tanssi2145 Год назад +24

      Not only is it one of the most shamelessly over calculated and tasteless pieces of music ever, but her major label created a fake umbrella label just to pretend she isn’t a puppet of Sony, and they went as far as to lie about her age by a bunch of years, fake an x-factor style back story about her being a troubled busker, and lied about an entire organic uprising despite her playing main stage at aus biggest music festival for her first set ever, and the song was written and produced by 6 figures worth of producers and writers and she contributed nothing, plus the rest of the ep is arguably worse than that song if you can believe it, (listen to Johnny run away if u want ur ears to bleed) shes already washed up and can’t get gigs, last saw her playing NYE performing other people’s songs, I changed the channel lightning fast after laughing my butt off

  • @ASCENSiON_
    @ASCENSiON_ 3 года назад +1405

    Dance Monkey's vocals sound like Elmo trying to take a fat shit while also giving birth, and you would think I wouldn't have to deal with Baby Shark much at all, but the sad and infuriating part about this is that I know a grown adult at my internship program who's obsessed with this song... God help me.

    • @Highrollinhunter
      @Highrollinhunter 2 года назад +22

      That made me laugh because it's true 🤣

    • @kusuossecretgf5401
      @kusuossecretgf5401 2 года назад +9

      Now we have the Chicky Chacha Boom boom La la thingy 💀

    • @giovannivieira5830
      @giovannivieira5830 2 года назад +3

      LMFAOOO

    • @harukoharuhara1863
      @harukoharuhara1863 2 года назад +2

      Sounds like Sy Snootles from Star Wars to me

    • @entr3_nou5
      @entr3_nou5 2 года назад +19

      I’m gonna be honest, first time I heard that song I thought it was someone trying to do a super offensive Japanese accent. I was like “people can listen to this and not feel a little guilty???”

  • @weekapaugphil
    @weekapaugphil 3 года назад +2881

    I wish Brad would've acknowledged that one of the rappers in the Death To Mumble Rap song said "Just because you're rapping fast, doesn't mean you're saying something"
    BRUH.

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 3 года назад +83

      Methinks that's Mac Lethal. Did you know he's more crazy than a short lady trying to give birth to 84 babies?

    • @fakebird000
      @fakebird000 3 года назад +190

      That basically confirms it’s a parody for me

    • @moonflower6607
      @moonflower6607 3 года назад +10

      It's true tho

    • @seokism
      @seokism 3 года назад +12

      @@moonflower6607 it would actually kinda mean something if it was ANYONE else than mac fucking lethal

    • @moonflower6607
      @moonflower6607 2 года назад +12

      @@seokism At least Futuristic's verse had some sense to it.

  • @Nakia11798
    @Nakia11798 2 года назад +715

    Isn't it strange that that "country version" of yummy sounds even LESS country than the original.

    • @machinegunc1325
      @machinegunc1325 Год назад +52

      Exactly lmao it sounds like he’s making fun of country

    • @meyadin5844
      @meyadin5844 Год назад +41

      the only thing that was close to country was the vocal with a southern accent its like putting a single jalapeno on a pizza and calling it mexican food

  • @holzman00
    @holzman00 2 года назад +720

    “Take a knee my ass” is one of the funniest things I ever heard

    • @wetsockfullofhotmeat
      @wetsockfullofhotmeat 2 года назад +5

      It's so dangerously close to "I take a knee up my ass"

    • @explodamite
      @explodamite 2 года назад +20

      Deflect an arrow to the knee?

    • @daalimbe
      @daalimbe Год назад +21

      @Boredphineas2006 lmaoooo, I thought the same thing and I was fully ready to follow through
      don't have to tell me twice dude

    • @ShOscar
      @ShOscar Год назад +42

      I pledge allegiance to the flag...
      Of the United States of...
      MY ASS

  • @micha3l7
    @micha3l7 2 года назад +442

    I’m convinced Brad is slowly metamorphasizing into Pete Davidson

    • @grifftrain
      @grifftrain Год назад +2

      Omg. I was thinking the same. Just a bit more annoying 9:35

  • @loganchitty
    @loganchitty 3 года назад +872

    Every line on Revival by Eminem is god tier compared to “I been up in a Waffle House, but you my Chik-Fil-A”

    • @alexanderliu9376
      @alexanderliu9376 2 года назад +74

      Also compared to every line in "Fancy Like".

    • @loganchitty
      @loganchitty 2 года назад +46

      @@alexanderliu9376 oh god don’t remind me. God I loathe that song

    • @alecvip7562
      @alecvip7562 2 года назад +15

      I mean, not every single song is bad on revival 💀💀

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 2 года назад +14

      Even the line in Lose It where he makes fun of the 8 Mile battle scene is lyrically genius compared to that.

    • @kawaiigroovycat4411
      @kawaiigroovycat4411 4 месяца назад +4

      That line makes FACK look like the masterpiece it is

  • @videosefilmes22
    @videosefilmes22 3 года назад +1355

    Corey Feldman is in another level. He is truly the Tommy Wiseau of music.

    • @user-xg6zz8qs3q
      @user-xg6zz8qs3q 2 года назад +22

      They could be cousins 😅

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 2 года назад +4

      Don’t slander my boy Corey Feldman like that

    • @dmidkif
      @dmidkif 2 года назад +19

      Honestly Corey Feldman’s music brings more joy to my life than 90% of artists.

    • @afnltv5988
      @afnltv5988 Год назад +1

      ​@@dmidkifobviously you haven't heard comeback king

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial Год назад +7

      God bless Mr Corey Feldman. May his music career be long.

  • @eddiedingle767
    @eddiedingle767 3 года назад +425

    7 Years by Lukas Graham.
    Uggggggggh,a shitblistering painful song that thinks it's much more than it is. It wants to also have a bad boy edge too that is unconvincing at best. A yelpy Ed Sheeran mixed with Louis Capaldi (someone who also has a song that could go here). There's a reason why you haven't heard of them since this song. They also have a brief section where you hear an announcer yell their name to ravenous applause and cheers. A song that has gotten worse with time

    • @theoptiml
      @theoptiml 3 года назад +64

      It’s a cringe pop song but no where near the worst. And Lewis capaldi is too self aware to be hated

    • @virdixxii8341
      @virdixxii8341 2 года назад +39

      Dude he was famous in Denmark way before 7 years, and he continues to be long after. It's not his fault that 7 years was the only song that went worldwide

    • @danrandlehandle
      @danrandlehandle 2 года назад +30

      Despite turning my back on pop music I still enjoy 7 years aha

    • @turtleboy1188
      @turtleboy1188 2 года назад +9

      Once I was 7 years old

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 2 года назад +22

      eh, i remember they put it in every single fan edit, roblox "music video". to me, it became that song that wasn't sad, it was boring to listen to and my ears were gonna die of shitty angst

  • @Soupurman
    @Soupurman 2 года назад +320

    Another thing that makes yummy bad is that it was made for his wife, that shit song, for his wife.

  • @UnironicScrotumhat
    @UnironicScrotumhat Год назад +396

    i love how fucking proud of himself Brad looks whenever he plays one of his dopey ass songs for us

    • @skylarea
      @skylarea Год назад +28

      that remix was fire 💀

    • @gurnwallace
      @gurnwallace 11 месяцев назад +22

      brad only knows how to drop bangers

  • @rykdog54
    @rykdog54 3 года назад +431

    Theory of a deadman writing an ode to secretly enjoying pegging.

    • @radiokunio3738
      @radiokunio3738 2 года назад +23

      Do i even want to know the context?

    • @WWNbroadcasts
      @WWNbroadcasts 4 месяца назад

      I thought you said lullaby of a deadman as in the call of duty zombies song

  • @AcidBombOff
    @AcidBombOff 3 года назад +322

    Birthday party sounds like someone making an AJR parody and then forgetting it was a parody

  • @somuchsalt2810
    @somuchsalt2810 2 года назад +560

    Thunder by imagine dragons makes me want to put my head through a wall. I don’t even understand how someone could vibe to it. Not only is the beat and message the most insultingly bland and vague thing I’ve ever heard, but the chorus sounds like it’s actively trying to annoy the listener.

    • @Blakbox92
      @Blakbox92 2 года назад +130

      The high pitched "thunder" in the chorus... What were they thinking it's so godawful

    • @asciiworm7857
      @asciiworm7857 2 года назад +16

      Bro the class next to me when I was in elementary listened to that shit everyday

    • @iditrirajan
      @iditrirajan 2 года назад +6

      Evolve and Origins from them were dumpster fire

    • @trumanbadra8003
      @trumanbadra8003 2 года назад +2

      the message is better if you know anything about imagine dragons

    • @diegordi1394
      @diegordi1394 2 года назад +21

      @@trumanbadra8003 I don't know shit about them. Mind opening my third eye?

  • @CidsaDragoon
    @CidsaDragoon 2 года назад +501

    The Theory of a Deadman song is supposed to be ironic, basically about a privileged guy who bitches about how everything is so awful while he is a trash human.
    Still a shitty song though.

    • @harukoharuhara1863
      @harukoharuhara1863 2 года назад +13

      I honestly like it... I like their music

    • @CidsaDragoon
      @CidsaDragoon 2 года назад +45

      @@harukoharuhara1863 I don't mind the band so much, this song is meh though

    • @harukoharuhara1863
      @harukoharuhara1863 2 года назад +1

      @@CidsaDragoon I respect your opinion, but I disagree with it

    • @felixbache5369
      @felixbache5369 2 года назад

      I thought the same thing

    • @ninja_tony
      @ninja_tony 2 года назад +38

      @@CidsaDragoon I'm not going to believe that for a second. This isn't exactly the first time they've written about being pieces of shit.

  • @lilporkbelly
    @lilporkbelly 3 года назад +1145

    As an Australian, I would like to formally apologise for the existence of Dance Monkey

    • @71hammyman
      @71hammyman 3 года назад +27

      Don't worry about it lads, I'm sure most people don't think it's all shite from over your ways, saying that though I only know a few artists, tame impala, chet faker/nick murphy and confidence man, any suggestions?

    • @lilporkbelly
      @lilporkbelly 3 года назад +18

      @@71hammyman yes, while there is absolute trash like Tones and I, we also got Rufus Du Sol, DMA’s and Ocean Alley. I’m glad to say that not everything down under should be dug 6 feet under

    • @71hammyman
      @71hammyman 3 года назад +3

      @@lilporkbelly I didn't realise DMAs were from over there, I like some of their stuff, will check the others out.

    • @campbell9825
      @campbell9825 3 года назад +5

      @@71hammyman Pond is also very good, it's the band that performs with Kevin Parker from Tame on tour but they have their own unique style

    • @devon8419
      @devon8419 3 года назад +4

      @@lilporkbelly also King Gizzard

  • @bradburkham8468
    @bradburkham8468 3 года назад +513

    Can we get a video on "Songs that have awful lyrics/vocals but amazing production and sound"? Like if any other good artist took the beat or sang the same lyrics themselves, the song goes from red headphones to smiley face

    • @AnnohaSF
      @AnnohaSF 3 года назад +33

      One that kinda counts would be Muse’s “Survival”. I say kinda because it’s only the lyrics that suck. Most generic motivational shit that you’ve ever heard. But the vocals and guitar work are insanely good.

    • @mandel94
      @mandel94 3 года назад +65

      Astronaut in the Ocean comes to mind

    • @samot416
      @samot416 3 года назад +12

      Modern Brazilian Funk in a nutshell

    • @Uhhhhhhhhhm
      @Uhhhhhhhhhm 3 года назад +20

      Early twenty one pilots

    • @elliotta8391
      @elliotta8391 3 года назад +5

      ninety by jaden. incredible beat but god awful lyrics by jaden Jesus Christ

  • @skybingus
    @skybingus 2 года назад +105

    Toosie slide was playing as I was being sedated for surgery and I think that could be considered psychological torture

    • @aandwdabest
      @aandwdabest Год назад +15

      It was the song of the pandemic, for the absolute worst. It perfect encapsulate the abyss of boredom everyone was suffering from at that time.

  • @ErisIsAnAbomination
    @ErisIsAnAbomination Год назад +79

    Birthday Party is the uncanny valley of music, istg. It SOUNDS like it should hit the bare minimum requirement of “music”, but something about it sounds so weirdly dissonant and wrong.

  • @jet__girl
    @jet__girl 3 года назад +468

    The intro song was so touching.

    • @ChristopherGun
      @ChristopherGun 3 года назад +39

      Giving Julian Casablancas a run for his money

  • @CharlieGavidia
    @CharlieGavidia 3 года назад +361

    What makes me hate Dance Money even more is the fact that is the 3rd most played song in spotify, like how on earth can people listen to it repeatedly and think is good? When i listen to it i just wanna rip my ears apart

    • @noobeenaut
      @noobeenaut 2 года назад +26

      It is??? What the fuck

    • @uncannyramsay8727
      @uncannyramsay8727 2 года назад +60

      I heard illegal mental facilities use this song on loop as ear torture to their victims.

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 2 года назад +86

      I think it’s stores and corporations playing the song on repeat nonstop, I don’t think a single living human breathing individual actually goes out of their way to listen to “dance monkey”

    • @trumanbadra8003
      @trumanbadra8003 2 года назад +2

      that doesnt even make any sense

    • @jaythec7994
      @jaythec7994 2 года назад +21

      tones and i is so bad that me and my friends have determined the kidz bop cover sounds better because of her whiny voice

  • @sushiboi004
    @sushiboi004 3 года назад +444

    baby shark is quite literally the most viewed video on the internet of all time

    • @TeShiky
      @TeShiky 3 года назад +29

      You can remove the word quite

    • @fantasmatice999
      @fantasmatice999 3 года назад +74

      and most disliked..... well at least it was before youtube removed dislikes

    • @BevIsGuilty
      @BevIsGuilty 3 года назад +3

      It’s a good song

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost 2 года назад +5

      It really shouldn't be

    • @masterseal0418
      @masterseal0418 2 года назад +6

      Somebody I Used To Know, Stayin' Alive, Billy Jean, A Cruel Angel's Thesis and Never Gonna Give You Up: *Laughs hardly*

  • @MrGetownedLP
    @MrGetownedLP 3 года назад +200

    Why does Miranda Cosgrove sound mad good behind heavy instrumentation like that o.O

    • @MellowGrunt10
      @MellowGrunt10 2 года назад +31

      Well, she has a very nice voice and Tom Morello is a god on guitar, I just wish the ICarly theme wasn’t being sung to Killing In The Name. It just feels so wrong.

  • @chan_martin
    @chan_martin 3 года назад +512

    Little did we know it was Brad singing on the end of New Slaves, not Kanye.

    • @afzalahmed3188
      @afzalahmed3188 3 года назад +27

      Top 5 hidden features

    • @meggancunningham6068
      @meggancunningham6068 3 года назад +5

      It’s not Kanye it’s frank ocean

    • @chan_martin
      @chan_martin 3 года назад +20

      @@meggancunningham6068 Its both technically but im referring to Kanye's autotune

    • @why-am-I-here
      @why-am-I-here 2 года назад

      same pfp omg

    • @chan_martin
      @chan_martin 2 года назад

      @@why-am-I-here hey nice pfp

  • @johnseabrook1029
    @johnseabrook1029 2 года назад +315

    When Country meets Rap, everyone suffers.

    • @explodamite
      @explodamite 2 года назад +3

      Shitty G by YFM

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Год назад

      Country + Rap = Crap

    • @JD-wg5oq
      @JD-wg5oq Год назад +71

      unless it's lil nas x

    • @edgarcardiff7874
      @edgarcardiff7874 Год назад +4

      I wouldn't call it too good but broadway girls didn't leave me suffering too bad
      Though I guess it was also rap meeting country instead so idk if it even counts

    • @trollface808crashout
      @trollface808crashout Год назад

      upchurch

  • @lilbigmedium4578
    @lilbigmedium4578 3 года назад +948

    Brad you should do a worst lyrics video

  • @papajohn6839
    @papajohn6839 3 года назад +105

    Girls Like You by Maroon 5 sounds like a parody of pop music it’s so bad, and Hit the Quan is such a horribly blatant rip-off of Watch Me Whip whoever made it should be ashamed of themselves. It also sounds like cancer

    • @judeasher706
      @judeasher706 2 года назад +16

      Hit the Quan is better than watch me whip only because it has actually lyrics rather than just dance instructions

    • @MiyaMeniceX3
      @MiyaMeniceX3 8 месяцев назад

      Girls like you is a bad earworm to drives me nuts

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 2 года назад +415

    LL Cool J’s verse on Accidental Racist sounds like it came from a dark mirror world Weird Al Yankovic song

  • @ViVerna
    @ViVerna 2 года назад +217

    I've been lyric writing for a bit to help cope with my depression. Sometimes I'll look at something I've finished and ask myself, "Man, is this even good at all?" After watching this and realizing there are people who unironically like "Dance Monkey", now I can look back and say, "Okay, it might turn out mediocre, but at least there was a good amount of heart put into it."

    • @orangiat3619
      @orangiat3619 2 года назад +9

      please PLEASE post your lyrics EVERYWHERE

    • @ViVerna
      @ViVerna Год назад +17

      @@orangiat3619 no. I'm too shy :((((( at least let me form a band and have some peers before I share them (that and I don't want them stolen lmao). From what I've shared with friends they seem to find them really good, but IDK if it's because they feel the need to boost me or they genuinely like it.

    • @saxowieland7349
      @saxowieland7349 Год назад +1

      ​@@ViVernai feel somewhat the same way.
      Not enough ressources or connections to start a band or anything like it. So you just have all those ideas that you can only put on paper and not finish.
      Its also the worst nightmare to have people steal your idea because you shared it.

    • @machinegunlament
      @machinegunlament 10 месяцев назад +1

      Honestly just make music and write lyrics if it's a creative outlet for you and if it's fulfilling for you. You don't have to worry about it being perfect or good, if you like it and if it makes you happy there's no reason to stop! I feel like there's so much pressure on everyone that if they want to do anything remotely artistic it has to be completely perfect and Instagram shareable, which defeats the point of just being creative for the sake of being creative

  • @BernoZombie
    @BernoZombie 2 года назад +93

    Tbh, as a fan of both Lynch and Eraserhead, I get that comment. "In Heaven Everything is Fine" is originally meant to represent a desire for self destruction and death, because of the protagonist absolutely being terrified of maturing and being a father. AJR attempted to use it to portray the baby as innocent, thinking the world he lives in is heaven and therefore everything is fine. I absolutely despise how they took such a beautiful song and shat all over it, over its meaning, over the movie even- there is an interview where they say they hated the movie and laughed at it the whole time, yet still wanted to sample the song. David Lynch only agreed because the guy's an absolute sweetheart and because he didn't even know who they were. Honestly, to hell with AJR.

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 Год назад +10

      You can love or hate his works, but god DAMN you better respect the man

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 Год назад +9

      I had never heard of this song or that band until right now. That song isn’t horrible imo, but when it got to that part and I understood what they were trying to do I was just in shock. It felt gross because it’s the COMPLETE opposite of the context of the original song, like you said. Idk why they would even have bothered putting that in there considering how blasphemous of a choice it was.

    • @trishalennex4630
      @trishalennex4630 Год назад +4

      Worst part is it’s not even the worse AJR song

  • @efficiencygaming3494
    @efficiencygaming3494 3 года назад +348

    I'm glad to have found someone who hates "Birthday Cake" as much as I do. I hated it back in 2012 and it's only gotten worse since. One of the worst on this list for sure.
    I also managed to avoid "Dance Monkey" for the longest time before hearing it recently, although I didn't get to avoid "Yummy". Those infectiously awful songs were a sign of horrible things to come.
    It's worth noting how really bad lyrics alone can turn a song into one of the worst. Songs like "Accidental Racist" and "Lemon Drop" don't sound too bad, but it's the lyrics that kill them dead.

    • @joshuamoody7729
      @joshuamoody7729 2 года назад +5

      Yummy is the predecessor of the reason why the pandemic happened and lasted for two years change my mind.

    • @NaThingSerious
      @NaThingSerious Год назад

      Tbh I don’t dislike birthday party that much, I hate the vocal effects on that one part, but overall it’s alright imo.

    • @efficiencygaming3494
      @efficiencygaming3494 Год назад +3

      ​@@NaThingSerious I wasn't talking about the AJR song, I was talking about the Rihanna/Chris Brown song towards the end of the video.

  • @erk9822
    @erk9822 3 года назад +112

    I looked up dance monkey in RUclips one time to see if her voice was altered or not. Apparently RUclips though I was a huge fan, which was the worst two weeks ever

  • @soverone
    @soverone 2 года назад +560

    AJR was LITERALLY my favorite thing ever in 2017. I went to sleep EVERY NIGHT listening to The Click. It was a dark and terrible time in my music taste and life. This was also right before my dubstep phase.

    • @bubba4959
      @bubba4959 2 года назад

      @@elephantcubed4133 i just mentally shit myself over this comment holy fuck

    • @canonicallykayfabe
      @canonicallykayfabe 2 года назад +27

      The funny thing is that my friends used to be obsessed with ajr and would not listen when I said they were not good.

    • @D_d_t_d_D
      @D_d_t_d_D 2 года назад +119

      Dubstep phase… In… In *2017!?*

    • @soverone
      @soverone 2 года назад +10

      @@D_d_t_d_D im 17

    • @dlvyn123
      @dlvyn123 2 года назад +70

      2017 was BEFORE your dubstep phase???

  • @bingobunny7862
    @bingobunny7862 2 года назад +144

    What's funny to me is "Yummy" is like the same formula as "Baby". Its just full circle.

    • @LooneyLei
      @LooneyLei 2 года назад +50

      At least Baby can become a guilty pleasure, Yummy is just.. ugh

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 2 месяца назад

      Honestly forgot that was the same Justin Bieber

  • @CynicalScorpio
    @CynicalScorpio 3 года назад +894

    Wow, who knew that every song from To Pimp a Butterfly would be on here!

    • @schwuischwui
      @schwuischwui 3 года назад +212

      @@youareasock9752 Huh, didn’t think i’d see a series of racial slurs in the reply section. What a surprise!

    • @very025
      @very025 3 года назад +95

      @@youareasock9752 I did your dad + ratio

    • @CynicalScorpio
      @CynicalScorpio 3 года назад +58

      @@youareasock9752 Sometimes the low hanging fruit is the sweetest 😋

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 3 года назад +6

      They should be.

    • @ThisDude234
      @ThisDude234 3 года назад +26

      Damn every song off of OK Computer, too

  • @tonys6620
    @tonys6620 3 года назад +167

    If you're gonna say "Death to Mumble Rap" you GOTTA talk about that "Mumble Rapper vs Lyrical Rapper" atrocity that dropped a couple of years ago. It's the same lyrical spiritual schlock as before

  • @JustaRandomGuy890
    @JustaRandomGuy890 3 года назад +258

    Pop-Country is the worst genre of music, my ex loved it and as someone who loves good country (my favourite band is Silver Jews) it was rough

    • @enyazogd5325
      @enyazogd5325 3 года назад +5

      eh idk, there's some REALLLLLL shit mumble rap out there too.

    • @user-pv7vc9kp9k
      @user-pv7vc9kp9k 2 года назад +4

      "Good country" pfffft

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад +69

      Pop country is the soundtrack to minimum wage and stocking shelves under flourescent lights. That and Imagine Dragons.

    • @lil8iTcH
      @lil8iTcH 2 года назад +28

      @@user-pv7vc9kp9k Big Iron

    • @ziongamer6905
      @ziongamer6905 2 года назад +1

      @@user-pv7vc9kp9k Good country was killed a long time ago but it damn sure existed

  • @ratbones620
    @ratbones620 3 года назад +97

    I didn’t need to know that a country remix of Yummy by Florida Georgia line existed and to be honest I didn’t want to know either. My ears have been cursed.

  • @Technocolor00
    @Technocolor00 2 года назад +80

    I think if the fucking country remix of Yummy was played in every single prison on repeat no more crime would occur

  • @deethesimp9169
    @deethesimp9169 3 года назад +157

    the corey feldman song reminded me of when he hit on my mom at a (i think it was) quiet riot concert when she was obviously 16

    • @yens1609
      @yens1609 3 года назад +19

      Yo you just killed me with this comment I'm never gonna recover my sides ever again

    • @deethesimp9169
      @deethesimp9169 3 года назад +1

      @@yens1609 lollll thanks. 😂

    • @EclecticoIconoclasta
      @EclecticoIconoclasta 2 года назад +9

      Even if that is not true and you only posted that to get laughs I appreciate that shit hahah

    • @deethesimp9169
      @deethesimp9169 2 года назад +31

      @@EclecticoIconoclasta
      1. no i’m being dead serious. she met corey feldman when she was 16 & he hit on her multiple times
      2. i appreciate the appreciation!

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 2 года назад +17

      @@deethesimp9169 corey feldman more like corey jailman

  • @skittstuff
    @skittstuff 2 года назад +73

    i'm still salty over baby shark's popularity bc it used to be a scout song about getting killed by a shark and shit and now it's a baby song. like i remember sitting around the campfire chanting this with the gamers and now it's unbearable to listen to lmao. but hey at least you can do CPR to it!

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 Год назад +7

      Same here I remember singing it at camp loving how it sounded childish but was actually very dark. Now its just childish

    • @ItsB3enLikeThis
      @ItsB3enLikeThis 3 месяца назад

      @@luthientinuviel3883 There's absolutely nothing dark about the song lol

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 2 месяца назад

      Yeah before that it was just the song my teacher used to teach me German in second grade

  • @josephhanicak7922
    @josephhanicak7922 2 года назад +71

    The "I hate my life" song has to be satire. Those lines have to be jokes.

    • @nintendonut100
      @nintendonut100 Год назад +17

      Yeah, it definitely feels like an edgy joke song.

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat Год назад +6

      Millennial type beat

  • @alienenthusiast
    @alienenthusiast 2 года назад +202

    This made me remember how much I hate that "7 years old" song. Every damn part of it triggers my primal fighting instinct.

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej Год назад +24

      LOOCASS GRAAYYYYMMM

    • @Slaughterg0re
      @Slaughterg0re Год назад +20

      I had to listen to it everyday, for about 5 or 6 years straight because my brother was obsessed with it.
      It was torture

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a Год назад +3

      @@nejdalej LOW CASH GRAMMAAAA!!!

    • @No1LukasGrahamFan
      @No1LukasGrahamFan Год назад

      Please delete this comment

  • @gregvs.theworld451
    @gregvs.theworld451 3 года назад +157

    To be entirely fair to Stars by Fun., I hate the autotune nails on chalkboard as much as the next guy, but upon a relisten of the album, I did realize that many of the songs have themes of fame and life being too much and the lead singer Nate Ruess feeling crazy and overwhelmed. I think there's an argument that the autotune that sounds like a gorilla in a carwash is supposed to be unpleasant because that's the point, he's screaming out his chaotic emotions in the song. Whether that actually makes it high art or not I'll leave up to the person reading this, but at the very least I think there's intent behind the awful autotune sections of the album.

    • @fakebird000
      @fakebird000 3 года назад +15

      So basically trying to do a much worse version of runaway

    • @subwoofer7302
      @subwoofer7302 3 года назад +9

      Literally every song on that album slaps and then there’s stars…

    • @gregvs.theworld451
      @gregvs.theworld451 3 года назад +15

      @@subwoofer7302 Laregely agree but ehhhhh Some Nights didn't have to have the awful autotune stuff at the end of it either. Why am I The One has a little of it too but its' leaps and bounds more bearable.

    • @subwoofer7302
      @subwoofer7302 3 года назад +14

      @@gregvs.theworld451 ya imo autotune was used effectively across the rest of the album. Also Out on the town works so much better as a closing track.

    • @zester000
      @zester000 Год назад +3

      As a big fan of Fun., agreed. From my perspective, Stars is very intentionally abrasive. It is a drag as Nate's voice progressively gets drowned in effects as the soul-sucking message of "no one's gonna save us" gets repeated at verbatim. It's not meant to be pleasant.
      Lyrically, Out on the Town is no less depressing, but at least its musical character isn't as draining.

  • @Crashking416
    @Crashking416 3 года назад +121

    When Rihanna is singing "cake, cake, cake," it sounds like she's actually singing "KKK."

  • @thedogfromraditude5449
    @thedogfromraditude5449 3 года назад +130

    Thank you for not dissing Can’t Stop Partying despite all the mentions of it. Mad respect 🔥

    • @xamp_exclammark
      @xamp_exclammark 3 года назад +21

      I kinda like cant stop partying after listening to it multiple times "ironically"

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 3 года назад +14

      If you listen to the version without Lil Wayne, like a much more slowed down stripped back version, it actually becomes more of a song about alcoholism. He's not happy that he can't stop partying, it's a curse.
      Like a really cheap knockoff of say it ain't so, it's better, still not good though

    • @xamp_exclammark
      @xamp_exclammark 3 года назад +4

      @@eddiedingle767 i unironically like lil wayne on it but i see that

    • @ashen_roses
      @ashen_roses 2 года назад +4

      Can't Stop Partying is literally the most late aughts party banger sounding song ever and usually people who disagree are mad they didn't make Pinkerton 10000 times.

  • @justrandomotaku
    @justrandomotaku 2 года назад +144

    I genuinely enjoyed Danny Gonzalez's parody of Yummy a lot more than the original trash LOL

    • @tallussy_hallussy
      @tallussy_hallussy Год назад +14

      I love everything Danny does lmfaoo

    • @thealexandralorian
      @thealexandralorian 3 месяца назад +1

      i have it on my spotify. "crazy horse dont kill me please" kills me

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 2 года назад +50

    [Sees video title.] “Oh good, massive overexaggeration for 34 minutes.”
    [Yummy feat. F-G Line] “I apologize.”

  • @anteloperave5525
    @anteloperave5525 3 года назад +222

    My mum played dance monkey for about 3 weeks straight and I literally have ptsd from it, its actual pain. I had to skip your reaction of it.

    • @soggybread1569
      @soggybread1569 3 года назад +13

      I kept hearding it everywhere and it was hell. The next time I hear that song, im gonna yeet myself out of a window.

    • @Ainsatu
      @Ainsatu 3 года назад +1

      My mom did that too in full volume, and i can't get out of the house because my county was in lockdown

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад +22

      Does your mom work as an "enhanced interrogation" officer at the C.I.A.? Because that's some Geneva Convention violation right there, fam.

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost 2 года назад +6

      I can **LITERALLY** not think of a single song worse than Dance Monkey

    • @Mac13949
      @Mac13949 2 года назад

      I was in the same situation lmao

  • @samcarroll6210
    @samcarroll6210 3 года назад +190

    I honestly think Dance Monkey would be so much better with a different singer and less trap with more funk

    • @AnnohaSF
      @AnnohaSF 3 года назад +39

      Yeah there are probably some really fire covers of the song out there

    • @71hammyman
      @71hammyman 3 года назад +25

      Yeah for me it's just the voice, she can't sing, sounds like a toddler having a tantrum in toys R us

    • @alberto3814
      @alberto3814 2 года назад +15

      Andrew from MGMT did a cover on it and it's, although different, a lot better imo.

    • @mirage.7286
      @mirage.7286 Год назад

      ​@@alberto3814 did he? Hahahahahah

  • @splatterbrain3788
    @splatterbrain3788 Год назад +14

    4:50 - I DJed a wedding where the bride wanted slow country exclusively played for the entirety of the reception. I prayed for the gigantic ceiling above me to fall.

  • @obsidiancrow450
    @obsidiancrow450 2 года назад +57

    bruh the "If you can forgive the gold chains I can forgive the iron chains" line had me rolling lmfao

  • @2fernandoc1
    @2fernandoc1 Год назад +30

    For any Australians apologizing for Dance Monkey, you guys made Land Down Under, so it more than balances out.

    • @maxkliegl2001
      @maxkliegl2001 Год назад +9

      Hell, Australia has brought us Make Them Suffer so they're good.

  • @karthithiru
    @karthithiru 3 года назад +65

    I'm surprised astronaut in the ocean is not on the list. I went from loving it to hating it to non-stop laughing at it. The lyricism is so stupid and yesterday, I was dining at a restaurant they played song and I laughed nonstop. Never found a song that played my emotions this hard. Anyway def worst song. It's the most straight white song ever and I think white moms won't be interested in it either.

    • @doubleh333lix
      @doubleh333lix 2 года назад +4

      real. i cant hear it without breaking into giggles

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 2 месяца назад

      I believe in G-O-D don’t believe in T-H-O-T

  • @AnythingButGood_
    @AnythingButGood_ 3 года назад +336

    Ok jokes aside, why is “Mask” by dream not on this list?

    • @MrBrezelwurst
      @MrBrezelwurst 3 года назад +148

      Probably because the entire video would be filled with just youtubers who think they can 'sing', like trisha paytas

    • @AnythingButGood_
      @AnythingButGood_ 3 года назад +15

      @@MrBrezelwurst fair

    • @AnythingButGood_
      @AnythingButGood_ 3 года назад +8

      @@elephantcubed4133 ikr

    • @FragmentedR_YT
      @FragmentedR_YT 2 года назад +80

      Even if Mask is that horrible, the fact that we got the sus remix of it makes that song’s existence worth it.

    • @AnythingButGood_
      @AnythingButGood_ 2 года назад +5

      @@FragmentedR_YT ikr

  • @SavageGreywolf
    @SavageGreywolf 2 года назад +28

    I had the worst dormmate in the world, he would loudly play videogames until 2:30 am every night, he'd make out with his girlfriend in our one-room dorm for hours while I was taking an online class and had to be there, he stole shit from me, and he would sing "Yummy" constantly. Every time I hear it, unrelated to how objectively trash it is as a song, I ALSO associate it with him and how much of a garbage person he was. It's definitely the worst song in the world.

    • @dbbd-fj3gn
      @dbbd-fj3gn 6 месяцев назад +4

      Sounds about right for someone who likes that "song"

  • @atticusnop
    @atticusnop 3 года назад +121

    Nails on a chalkboard> Tom McDonald’s

    • @very025
      @very025 3 года назад +1

      Disagree

    • @atticusnop
      @atticusnop 3 года назад +37

      @@very025 💀

    • @stabheads
      @stabheads 2 года назад +8

      @@atticusnop 💀 that dude likes tom macdonald😭

    • @stephenrusso6019
      @stephenrusso6019 2 года назад

      eh his music is one thing but he does have some points in some of the shit he talks about.

    • @yepjustanaccount3357
      @yepjustanaccount3357 Год назад

      @@stephenrusso6019 "racism is gay, if you're offended, that's retarded" my guy...what points??? 💀

  • @foxymoron7337
    @foxymoron7337 2 года назад +40

    worst part is here in the uk so many of these songs are popular as fuck for some reason and i hear them constantly, drives me insane but it's honestly got the point where i can just mute them out of my head and not care they even exist

    • @LUCKY-lf2jv
      @LUCKY-lf2jv 8 месяцев назад

      dang uk really don't have taste☠️

  • @lordowl3533
    @lordowl3533 2 года назад +104

    I think shape of you by ed Sheeran is probably one of the worst songs of all times. It has that jingly loop of what sounds like a kids xylophone toy thing repeating throughout the whole song over and over, and the fact it sounds like a kids xylophone toy in a song where he's trying to get a girl to sleep with him really rubs me the wrong way.

    • @doubleh333lix
      @doubleh333lix 2 года назад +50

      i love overanalyzing things but that does feel like a bit of a reach

    • @pokedexter3337
      @pokedexter3337 2 года назад

      Nope fuck that song worst song I’ve ever heard since the first time I heard it

    • @lordowl3533
      @lordowl3533 2 года назад +1

      @@doubleh333lix a reach how? The entire melody sounds like it was played on one of those toy xylophones for toddlers where each key is a different color, and it's a short loop played on repeat the WHOLE song. The fact the song is about him trying to get some girl to sleep with him over a loop of a kids xylophone sounding melody gives me the impression he wants to get her pregnant

    • @MarkHalberstram
      @MarkHalberstram 2 года назад +44

      You need to listen to more music, Shape of You’s worst crime is being generic

    • @f4gsforpele
      @f4gsforpele Год назад +2

      @@MarkHalberstram exactly 💀

  • @karaseirin
    @karaseirin 3 года назад +63

    The first time I listened to dance monkey I didn't hate it, I just think it was massively overplayed

    • @mariesyvian8187
      @mariesyvian8187 2 года назад +6

      I enjoy everything but the voice personally. If the melody was just played on a keyboard over the instrumental I'd probably enjoy it

  • @dontcarestudios9393
    @dontcarestudios9393 3 года назад +75

    That intro was actually a vibe dude

    • @dontcarestudios9393
      @dontcarestudios9393 3 года назад +12

      It’s beautiful for some reason

    • @stevie8271
      @stevie8271 3 года назад +3

      @@dontcarestudios9393 black dresses but no distortion

  • @JackDiamond_FBOW
    @JackDiamond_FBOW 2 года назад +37

    I remember when i was in Boy scouts when i was a little lad, we'd always sing "Baby shark" at the summer camps. I always loved the way we did it and always cherished that song. When the song went mainstream i said "Cool, some recognition for one of my favorite camp songs". If only i knew how everyone basterdized it.

    • @lihzzahrdspeed6631
      @lihzzahrdspeed6631 Год назад +1

      Bastardized?

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens Год назад

      Aren't you a little too young to be here?

    • @JackDiamond_FBOW
      @JackDiamond_FBOW Год назад +2

      @@BichaelStevens I said *when*. That was a long time ago

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens Год назад +4

      @@JackDiamond_FBOW How fkin old is baby shark then? I checked google, 7 years ago. Wtf

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 Год назад +4

      ​@@lihzzahrdspeed6631it used to be about being eaten by a shark

  • @em-jo8md
    @em-jo8md 3 года назад +36

    you didn’t even get to the mick jagger part in that will.i.am song 💀

  • @johnkiunke4508
    @johnkiunke4508 3 года назад +58

    That applebees country song might take the cake for me

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад +6

      I don't want to hear the word cake for a week.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад +5

      And yes that song is punishable by breaking on the wheel. What a stinker!

    • @terra_cotta7
      @terra_cotta7 10 месяцев назад

      That song genuinely fills me with rage.

  • @Benjarmon
    @Benjarmon 2 года назад +32

    This video introduced me to my favorite “so bad it’s good” song. I Hate My Life is so funny I can’t take it seriously. From the whiny lyrics to the Disney Channel ass guitar solo, it’s a masterpiece of what not to do.

    • @blondebimbowannabe
      @blondebimbowannabe Год назад +5

      That "take a knee..my ass" song definitely qualifies as "so bad it's good" too right?

    • @Benjarmon
      @Benjarmon Год назад +1

      @@blondebimbowannabe Yes

  • @emmerile
    @emmerile Год назад +13

    Last school year we had to write a test on Dance Monkey in our music class. The speakers were totally blown out and I had to sit right in front of them because every other seat had been taken already. We had to listen to it three times full volume. I think it killed my ears forever

  • @bingobunny7862
    @bingobunny7862 2 года назад +69

    6:22 dont insult the Rugrats theme like that. That shit slapped, and you know it.

    • @pepearown4968
      @pepearown4968 2 года назад +5

      Xylophones almost always sound great.

    • @austinperezgk1
      @austinperezgk1 2 года назад

      No more #bood up screenSHOS 😯🖕

  • @sillygooseygirl
    @sillygooseygirl Год назад +13

    Dance Monkey actually makes me frown. Like that small snippet was so awful I actually got mad having to hear it.

  • @SlyRocko
    @SlyRocko 2 года назад +22

    the sheer audacity to copyright claim Soul Train and Happy Ending doesnt even make me mad. I'm impressed that there are multiple people can be that delusional to try that instead of changing their name and moving states after they released those songs.

  • @tafua_a
    @tafua_a 2 года назад +33

    I lived happier when I didn't know Tones and I's name, and she was just "that lady with the annoying voice that my cousin insists on listening to"

  • @Masked_SVincent
    @Masked_SVincent Год назад +9

    I think it’s hilarious that dance monkey is one of the most terrible songs of all time, but every radio station and grocery store still thought “yep this is a banger, let’s play it every 2nd song”. I want to choke a crippled child every time it comes on stg

  • @sincerelyserene5666
    @sincerelyserene5666 10 месяцев назад +5

    I was a lifeguard and one of the coaches found out I DESPISED dance monkey so he agreed with my boss to play it for however many minutes I was late from his big ass speaker he’d use for his practices. One time I was late 5 minutes and I had to hear that intro back to back and I wanted to perish

  • @DanikaOliver
    @DanikaOliver 2 года назад +83

    I can imagine the birthday party song being played at those parties made by bored suburban moms, the clueless bug eyed baby in their arms while the adults take photos pretending it's fun.

  • @lilypadspond
    @lilypadspond 3 года назад +48

    I dunno, I genuinely like Stars lmao, I think the auto tune is done purposefully to show a message falling apart. what’s a possible way you can show you’re pretending everything is fine but you’re actually struggling? terrible auto tune. if it’s unironic tho then it is terrible. nonetheless, great video. Happy Ending is bafflingly bad tho, I think that takes the cake for worst song out of the ones here. keep up the good work Brad!

    • @StudioScarecrow
      @StudioScarecrow 3 года назад +10

      Stars is a great song I was surprised as hell to see it on here.

    • @aleswav
      @aleswav 3 года назад +1

      i like it too lol

    • @Satans_Legion_of_Evil
      @Satans_Legion_of_Evil 2 года назад +2

      Auto-Tune is laughable, it makes the singers sound like they're teenagers having too many voice cracks while singing.

    • @vampythepunk
      @vampythepunk 2 года назад +7

      I thought the auto tune was just a style choice more than anything, the vocals were meant to be chaotic and unmelodic, i was surprised to see it up here lol

  • @drugstoredilemmas7962
    @drugstoredilemmas7962 2 года назад +26

    The way Brad says “take a knee…my ass” never fails to give me a giggling fit

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 Год назад

      The moves he hits in the chorus are goated for sure

  • @nenozak714
    @nenozak714 3 года назад +53

    i think Birthday Party had potential but the guy was just an idiot or something went horribly wrong during production and it turned out to be one of the worst songs of all time

  • @Daydreamtodisentharall
    @Daydreamtodisentharall 2 года назад +24

    Take a knee my ass sounds like every generic song You'd hear in a Texas roadhouse

  • @christianhowell3140
    @christianhowell3140 3 года назад +34

    When Corey Feldman started up I literally screamed

  • @itsme123126
    @itsme123126 2 года назад +27

    honestly my fav achievment in life will be that i know the guy who animated baby shark, he was my friend from college with who i worked a lot on animations through college and he got a job in a local studio to who baby shark was outsourced and we fucking lost it when he told us hes the one who made the animation

  • @trashhuman3977
    @trashhuman3977 2 года назад +27

    I'm pretty sure Dance Monkey violates the Geneva convention

  • @Liammoz
    @Liammoz 2 года назад +20

    I totally agree with baby shark. It makes me SO annoyed that it has MORE views than there are people on the planet

  • @dmidkif
    @dmidkif 2 года назад +13

    “Yummy” and “Country Remix” are two words that should never be allowed to mix.

  • @voyager_-gi3dc
    @voyager_-gi3dc Год назад +6

    The crazy thing about the YBN Nahmir song is that the song would actually be good/halfway decent if somebody else recorded it

  • @NinjaMatt2201
    @NinjaMatt2201 2 года назад +17

    If Corey Feldman just had a better singing voice, I would actually enjoy his music ironically.

  • @mfbruh5269
    @mfbruh5269 3 года назад +65

    Staring into the camera menacingly and playing crazy frogs crazy songs for 34 minutes is not a proper video, Bradley

  • @wireoneunplugged
    @wireoneunplugged 11 месяцев назад +4

    One of the most unrealistic but most motivating things I’ve used to keep me pursuing a successful music career is to maybe someday have enough money to pay Tones and I to erase any trace of Dance Monkey from existence.

  • @xredrumcherry
    @xredrumcherry 2 года назад +7

    I could never escape "Meant To Be" cause it was my cousin's ringtone for her phone, and that song is stuck in my head for a like a week. and constantly getting plays on the radio.

  • @Ekraelum
    @Ekraelum Год назад +9

    I hate how Baby Shark got drilled into my brain lmao I DON'T EVEN HAVE LITTLE KIDS IN MY LIFE EVERYONE'S AN ADULT, HELP ME