Robocop 2014 Explained by an idiot
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Robo cop and Wall-E were the only two moves this this dude gave a genuine rating at the end.
Hey, seven peanuts out of 3771 pestacios is a GOOD FUCKING ANSWER FOR THE SINS OF FROZEN
They’re both robot movies. You might be on to something
@@rubles88alvarez83 my god
No
@@rubles88alvarez83 we must have him review chappie then
"What kind of crime is there in Antarctica?" - Well, none because of the robots. That's just how good they are.
*“Listen here you little shit-”*
Penguins killing a fish
How is war fighting robots company make triple more money off Antarctica than Africa lol
It’s like as if Africa has no wars will happen or some shit 😂 Ask how many of them warlords in Africa would own these robo shits
That's not how you play the game, you fricken anamoly dipshit
We don't know that the robots are exclusively for crime fighting, I just assumed that the robots in Antarctica are for research purposes
High Boi had the opportunity to say "give Robocop a robocock" and completely missed it
ong
ong y did he not say it
4:11
@@BlueBoiOfficial 4:11
@@Shlurpy448 yea but Robo-dick doesn't rhyme
Rare footage of High Boi actually giving a movie 10 out of 10 instead of 7 robo pp’s out of 17 metal nutz
Penguins are criminals too, this guy never watched Wallace & Gromit
Lmao good one bro
I thought you meant Madagascar but wtf is going on with Wallace and Gromit?
@@jaydenwilliams8332 dont remember The Wrong Trousers?
@@gilles466 I only watched Wallace and Gromit about 5 times as a kid and I don't remember that
@@gilles466 sometimes it’s on bbc I player in England.
The crime in Antartica is real, penguins being assaulted by seals.
Despite making up 7% of the population, it seems that seals make up over 75% of all crimes in Antarctica
The real joke here is how Antartica managed to pull more funds for law enforcement than the continent of Africa.
Most seal on penguin violence isnt reported. Still think marijuana is cool?
Damn those marines need to chill
@@edwardmartin7090 machete and AK-47 and Soviet surplus are the law
Dude lost everything other than his head, lungs and one hand... can't have shit in detroit
Lovely comment right here!
Not even his enlarged robo pp
but how he alive when he got no heart
@@kennycarvajal4129 movie science
he can have some newport’s💯
Bold of you to assume he doesn't have a hidden robo-PP. It only reveals itself to those worthy of witnessing its technological awesomeness.
Didn’t even think about that
Does it have vibration as feature? If so, it's not so bad
@@satan7481 damn you really puttin some thought into this eh
@@bryanribey we
@@satan7481 I could have sworn I saw a 90s movie with the bad guy having this robo vibrating pp that has a lawnmower engine attached to it
While adoring the original, I really liked this remake. They didn't try to copy paste, they moved things around and did adapt the setting to a modern world.
And in the way they made that movie boring and patronizing as shite, removing the critical satiric and cynical elements of Verhoven's work to replace them with straight manichean moralism. Like they did with the newest total recall shite.
Man there is nothing remotely redeemable about this remake. If it werent a remake and trying to steal fame from a masterpiece, I would still find it bad, but the fact that they tried to replace the Verhoven one with this bland generic idiocy, makes me fking hate it even more.
Honestly I prefer this over the original. It felt less awkward, janky, I don't know how to describe it. You'll know what I mean when you watch them back to back
@@Twiddle_things sounds like a skill issue to me
@@Twiddle_thingsCOME ON SERIOUSLY THE ORIGINAL MOVIE WAS BETTER I DISAGREE WITH YOU FULLY LET ME GUESS YOU ARE A GENERATION Z PERSON RIGHT 😊
@@only257I liked remake more than the original
It probably doesn't apply to this version but the OG robocop his face is canonically just grafted over a robot skull because his brain will panic and go insane if he doesn't see his own face in the mirror.
Which technically still makes his face a vulnerable spot, just not until he sees a mirror.
"What kinda crime is there in Antarctica?"
You've never seen a penguin on cocaine, and you don't wanna, trust me. Day at the petting zoo gone wrong...
"I have Several questions..."
"I have several questions"(2)
"I have several questions" (the questioning)
🤣
I have one answer
so basically: “Detroit: Become non-human”
Uno reverse card activated
Detroit become human’nt
human become detroit
become human detroit
Emarold spalshoo
I like how the movie literally says he's off to solve his own MURDER. . . even though he never actually died. He's just a crippled detective with a prosthetic body.
Yeah just attempted murder
Legally he is dead. He doesn't have rights, he doesn't have a social security number. He is a dedicated tool, an instrument, a weapon. Unless he is legally given his "life" back it still counts as murder. I can't claim I am correct, but this is my train of thought.
@@toro5280
Figuratively. . . maybe even philosophically, but I mean literally. He was alive in the hospital, and the program was pushed on his wife as the only means of saving his life. He even goes back home for a bit. Murder victims can't do this by definition.
@@SewerTapes If you put him in front of any crowd when he was day 1 functioning, they would most def consider him a "living person".
It's not like Peter Wellers version where when he was day 1 functioning one could easily be like "yeah, i can see how you can legally say this is a machine".
@@SewerTapes Assuming that the toro was correct, then they would be correct in referring to it as "murder", as he was legally dead.
You know, in the OG movie they considered letting Murphy have his human hand, but one of the executives said "No", and in this one they actually let Murphy have his hand. Kinda of a neat twist
why'd the executive say "no" lol?
@@vizthex eh to be fair i guess it's easier overall to make both hands mechanical than one mechanical one organic
@@vizthex To make him seem more of an evil corpo I guess
@@vizthex so that way they could have him regain his humanity, instead of the hand being his way back to humanity
Pneumatic Perforator, or the PP, comes factory equipped on every Robocop model. It is ergonomically packed inside the crotch plate and can be fully extended and ready to go in just 0,258 seconds. The device acts similarly to a piston with speeds up to 9000rpm, eliminating the need for hip thrusting during operation.
unfathomably based.
9000 rpm is, for most patients, just a tad unbearable.
@@Raj-gr6dy thats the "kill" function, it has a "gentle" function of only 1200 rpms
Just thing it needs to be pointed out that there’s more crime in Antarctica than in africa
Depends on the standard of laws you go by, but if you’re talking u.s. standard of crimes, or just war crimes, then I’m afraid you’re incorrect. There’s a billion people there, we couldn’t hope amount to that. Cause, you know, it’s a continent, and we’re a country.
@@Yomotomen OP is referring to the display at 2:17 which clearly shows Antarctica bringing in more money than Africa. This is weird considering that this company combats crime and ain't many people living in Antarctica but there is a lot of people in Africa which commit crime. I don't know why you started talking about the US.
Those penguins are up to some shit down there, man
@@danielcooper3332 It could be that Antarctica has more money than Africa to spend on robots. Which might be a weird Africa is poor joke made by the movie.
Actually how though
Antarctica is divided between multiple countries and no one lives there.
Who the fuck are they policing? The less than fifty people who work at the Amundsen-Scott research station?
Just in case you never figured it out since then : the french word for "zero" is "zéro".
@Stellvia Hoenheim *Uno reverse card*
@Stellvia Hoenheim 🤨
We type it the same thing lol
@Stellvia Hoenheim no
japanese pronounces the loan word the same way
In China it's called *Robo-Chong: The Man Without a Dong*
NO! BAD! BACK IN THE HOLE WITH YOU!
I never laughed so hard at a comment
Genius
I laughed way too hard at this around my mum
I was lucky she didnt notice
IS THIS FUCKIN REAL?!?!
2:01 “that bastard” is Hiccup from how to train your dragon
4:12 so sad, you missed the perfect opportunity for a "robocock" joke
this is one of the only movies he actually gives a real rating, normally hes like " this move gets 71 Kim john-uns out 12 pop tarts"
Bold of you to assume those aren't real ratings.
9 Tesla's out of 26 dead cops
Nah. He gave WALL-E 10/10 as well
@Đạt Nguyễn
Yea that's why he says "one of the *only* movies" i.e. "there are few movies, out of which, is Robocop as well"
4 crosses out of 5 bibles
"let's get this guy who got killed and was a police officer and put him on a robot, without any consent from him or his family and also mess up his brains just so we can take away the little free will he has"
Seems pretty reasonable
Welcome to America. Home of the Braves (whom we slaughtered) and the Free (if you have money).
They had consent from the family that’s why they went forward with the experiment in the first place
Sounds pretty on point for corporations
They got permission from his wife. That free will thing was more of an unintended consequence of trying to get the results they wanted. The latter part still being immoral, but they weren't just doing it to be dicks.
@@Minecraftian2345432 but in reality they got him some of that good ass parkinson, but it was just temporal because biology and stuff their stupid ass didn´t know
You need more subs man , great stuff xD
Thanks dude, share my shit around
Don’t worry
Little did they know that he would get like 50x the subs in like 2 days
Eee
Lol almost 100k in a week
As a kid, an older kid tried to explain the first Robocop to me: it sounded exactly like that.
This was whimsical and fun. I also thought this movie was pretty good. On a less idiotic side, I'd like to state that the effort to respect the original idea was in there, and I respected that. I appreciate why they went with "Barely saved 10% of a guy with tech" instead of "Enslaved a dead guy before his brain went to rot for it's computing power." Artistic liberty with a solid dose of respectful integrity. 10/10 great reboot, would watch a sequel.
Errrrr... where do you see respect for source material here???
I see only gimmicks taken from an old masterpiece by incompetent suits willing to cash grab us into seeing more in that movie than the generic bland industrially produced usual crap it is.
Go rewatch the Verhoven one, and return here telling us the reboot is still a respectful homage and not a fking insult that you wouldnt even buy for a dollar
@@JohnArktor I've seen worse. This wasn't that bad. It's still enjoyable.
Bro chill out
hemorrhaging money refers to LOSING MONEY because of high costs either from high marketing costs, labor costs, production costs, R&D costs, carrying lots of debt or some such and thus being in the red. It doesn't refer to not being able to sell in a specific market. This was a misuse of the phrase "hemorrhaging money" since the company is making money hand over fist.
I know you’re just trying to provide insight and clarity to that particular moment but listen man, this is the RUclips comments section on a silly comedy video hosted by a four year old’s drawling of a high dude with no arms, nobody here really cares lol. This is legitimately the worst place to try and make a serious statement 🤣, just relax and laugh at the dumb stuff alright? Trust me, I love the facts as much as anyone but you gotta understand this is not the place for that mindset. Anyways just wanted to give you that advice, I mean you no disrespect or anything, just thought you shouldn’t waste time or effort being serious about something so inconsequential in a silly video. Enjoy these kinds of moments like a child because life’s too short to dwell on all technicalities but that’s just my advice, hope you have a good day stranger. 👋
I thank you for recognizing this
Just roll with it, this isn’t Southland Tales. Most of the dialogue was written by ScriptBot4000.
I feel like this script would've worked well if it wasn't for the fact they attempted to remake one of the greatest movies
Also they did not make it R rated
Biggest mistake is that they make it pg13
Tbh it's still good
@@wingedfish1175 tbh oh no it is not. Oh boi
@@fncm3421 actually, the reason the movie wasn’t rated R is due to budget cuts from the studio, forcing them to have less detailed and gory scenes. They originally planned to make it rated R anyways, but the studio threatened them with further cuts. However, you can still tell the original script was rated R in the final movie, like with the scene where Murphy sees what’s left of him.
I remember watching this when it came out, it was the first vid i watched from you
U an OG sub, i appreciate u, u da best
:)
Consider yourself being lucky for being a true OG
1:00 I mean, the robot wasn't there to protect itself, it was there to protect humans, which could definitely be hurt with a knife
6:30 The French word for zero is literally just “zéro”
He literally just said it anyways and correctly too
2:23 he kidnaps penguin and sells them to other bad penguin 😂😂
Robocop: "And make it a magnum dong."
Lmao 1 more like then its prrrfect
@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 I got you homie
0:01 it’s me
Hello
I’m giving it up for you
Noice
Bro why do you have basically the exact same combination of subscriptions as me? Wtf!
" Father is dead but his body is coming up to kill us". I laughed until I cried 😂
8:49 i mean, hes gonna be traumatized but hes gonna be funny atleast
I wanna say... "Why do you need to watch a 2 hour long movie, when you can watch an idiot explaining the sh*t out of that movie in a 10 minute video?"
great job my man!!!
A Fuchin-man
Haha I totally did that, didn't watch the movie, just saw this vid.
And now I liked the movie but I don't wanna see it.
Ooh what do I do
Why watch a shitty remake when you have already watched the absolutely incredible original?
I have a hard time sitting through a whole movie so these are perfect for me.
the penguins are revolting. 2:26
I feel like this movie could've done better if for starters the title was something other than "Robocop"
I feel like any series this might have spawned would've hit a wall as soon as George Floyd happened.
Hell, Ferguson was probably why this movie didn't get a sequel. They'd have to do RoboMarine or something for the concept to sell well.
Kill minorities in your own country, you're a monster. Kill minorities in another country, you're a hero.
UHMERIKA, FUK YA
Ya, coborop would have been perfect.
Yeah I agree. I think of this movie an American ghost in the shell prequel.
@@mallios13technically they aren't minorities in that country
@@ChaosReaper426 While you're not wrong, today's world defines all non-whites as "minorities", even in their countries of origin.
Huzzah for globalization.
7:22 not to mention any names... The BATMAN!!!???
7:55 Idk why, but just the way you said it made me laugh.
robo cop/crap alternate title:
man almost dies in a car becomes a cyborg lives to regret living
Basically
As expected this blew up
By dhar mann
@@neoxpro12 would have liked the comment if I didn't see this
@@alphanoodle1877 likes would not matter anyway
I just wanna say: If he had a robo pp then you probably wouldn’t be allowed to see it
I would like to tho
@@kasparnomm6893 ⚙️⚙️
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Hidden compartment
@@chriswentz5197 robo-foreskin...?
if this isnt an underrated youtuber then idk what is
I kinda find it hard to believe they were only able to salvage 3 of his body parts in a tiny car explosion that didn't even reach the steps to his door
Tell me you don't know what shockwaves do without telling me you don't know what shockwaves do.
Shockwaves, shrapnel, and fire can all absolutely fuck you up. An explosion like that can effectively act like being shot with a cannon sized shotgun at point blank depending on where the explosives are put and what kind they are Even if they aren't ripped off immediately, they can be forced to make amputations to stop the bleeding as well.
I love this breakdown... I wish they would have done sequel of this
2 remakes that's all we get.
I couldn’t stop laughing at 9:55 when you said shishkaba
My jaw dropped so hard when he gave a real rating and it's fookin 10 out of 10!
5:14 does he have the n word pass ?!
7:07. This two second clip was the best scene in the entire video
5:05 no no, he's right. Give hime one why thefuck not
Can't believe you didn't make the "WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MZFK" joke at 3:47
I miss Frank
@@Jonathonson we all do
@@Jonathonson Everyone does
That sounds racist
10:16 I WAS DYING he's really caught on him not having a pp
I hate how they never actually refer back to the teenager who got shot by the robot... it would be a good plot point if the movie was good
Who cares about him? He’s just a plot device to show why the robots are bad.
he was middle eastern so.. lol americans don't care about him
@@cieraleal8030 true
The movie is good?
@@t-rex9809 to me that is
1:27 among us in a nutshell
🤣
It’s so sussy
Yep very realistic
7:00 Robo-cake
3:28 alex is somehow in giod shape after that explosion 10 centimeters away from him and he somehow lost everything from his body
This. His entire head and his lungs are fine, but the rest of his upper body isn't. And his right hand is fine but the rest of the arm wasn't? It was on the other side of where the blast hit him too, did he land on it too hard or something?
dk
Yo guys before the big wave of new fans come in let’s all say one more big thank you for giving amazing content and not letting RUclips hold him down in the videos he creates. You have became one of my favourite youtubers so fast in such a small time and it was like last week when you were at 4K subscribers. I know you’ll do amazing, just keep being you and let’s hope this whole RUclips algorithm keeps on doing the right thing.
man is almost at a mil now
Yes i don't knpw why youtube showed me one off his videos back than but i regret nothing
1:14
Alfred dreyfus was an French military officer who got false convicted for spying
This whole affair is known as the dreyfus affair the reason why this is imported is politics and stuff
"What kind of crime is there in antartica"
Penguins of Madagascar: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
3:11
That SWITCH TO REALIZATION OF SMEXY TIEMMMM
This channel is the discovery of the century
9:10 He kept his left hand but in this scene he shot off his left hand. However he still has his hand except it is now his right hand
It was always his right
Your shit is so good don’t give up!! You’ll be massive
You were right
Did you watch him take a shit and compliment his shit?
4:00 who needs liver, heart, stomach, etc for living…
How stupid, show me Darth Vader instead
agreed
ur videos are legit one of the few videos that i rewatch because is just to funny and don't get old
When you say it it actually sounds like a really cool movie
It really is
Its a cool movie
How we know High Boi is European:
High Boi: … that put Alex’s partner in hospital…
can you explain for me please?
@@lemon_maho in the UK, possibly more countries, they say “my friend went to hospital” instead of “my friend went to the hospital” get it?
@@jezebulls ohh okay thanks
Or, and bear with me here, this phrase is just him shortening the sentence so he doesn't have to say the whole thing. He does that quite often I think
@@jezebulls i thought it was a joke on how in America you never go to the hospital cause it's so fucking expensive
>says zero in french
>"what's french for zero? idk"
10:22 you can tell how much he liked the movie if he doesn't complain that much about it and doesn't go on a rant of how bad something is he really didn't do much of complaining on this one
One of the only two movies to actually get a 10/10
1:08 I just realized- WAR ROBOTS RIPOFF
Robocob is older than war robots lol
These scientists had all the technology in the world
And they can't give this poor man a PP
9:29, you say they can't shoot an unarmed officer but they were just shooting robocop, whaddup?
he literally has a weapon in his hand
but that thing c4n sho0t a k1d that accidently hold a kitchen knife, what a great AI indeed
0:57 you'd be surprised how many so called best militaries in the world would have done the same thing as this Robot.
1:50 uncle ben moment
dude, such an amazing channel, I always find something to laugh at in every one of your reviews :D
4:41 they are manipulating his brain wile he's conscious and he can't do anythimg against it, now thats fucked up^^
Totally missed the opportunity to say Robocock
I'm assuming he can't because that is a real movie. lol
@@SpaceOddity4214 what
@@sweetdannyandlisa6537 Yeah.. It's a real porn movie. I heard of it, back in the 90s.
I think there are sequels as well 😆
High Boi! I'm one of your OG fans. Glad to see you've made it!!!
Im glad the consistency of the channel has never changed
YOUR CHANNEL IS SO GOOD, IT'S FUNNIER THAN CINEMASINS
😂 That was waaaaay better than sitting through the actual movie
9:39 i thought he lost his arms
I saw one of your vidios and though fug it i am bored then i watched like 50 million other ones. you are litterally the best youtuber i have come across in a long time with genuinly funny content. Thx g
High boi:
Wha kind of crime is there in Antarctica?
The robot that is freezing and drowning at the same time:
Allow me to introduce myself
The way he was surprised when he noticed they make 3 billion off of antarctica made me die. 😂
The point with the giant robot turning the kid into a pink mist isn't that the robot sees the kid as a threat to Itself, it's that, to a binary system (Yes threat or No threat, no reasoning Pure logic) that kid COULD be a threat to the humans Accompanying the robot, and as it was During an attack the robots programming is probably something simple like "Remove ALL threats" not "remove Immediate threat, secure area, await instruction". So yeah, still Dumb that it blew a kid into a funny coloured cloud, But it's understandable from a "find the problem and solve it" point of view.
America dabbling in Colonialism
The robot scanned for his weapons and found a knife, which the robot could identify as a close-combat weapon or to be thrown. So he could warn him to not move and the robot will not repeat itself. Then fire at one of his legs if the boy doesnt listen. There still are more if-statements to be evaluated before "kill" or "not kill". If it is able to recognize a knife, then it should be able to recognize and separate different body parts.
@@xxMpEGxx judging by the rounds its using even hitting the legs will kill the kid
@@deezboyeed6764 the robot should carry more than one type of rounds
And even so, if you have ever programmed in your life, you can and will definitely be going with "incapacitate immediate threat" rather than "all threats" based on probability while keeping an eye on all potential threats.
6:21 like wtf might as well learn the rest of the languges
Just be like in a couple of years
“Can you give me a simple task…I want a wee wee”
8:41 HAHHAHAHA
This man needs a trillion subs
@Polandball true
High Boi: "All in all, great movie 10/10"
me: _visibly confused_ idk if he's serious or not...
He is, it's a great movie.
@@Minecraftian2345432 If you think so, you shouldn't watch the original. It just might blow your mind.
@@petarpetrov9989 I did, along with the sequel. Enjoyed them both immensely.
He can only be joking, this movie is garbage.
@@kronozord8346 it's not tho?
Who else randomly found him and just subbed and are watching the shit out of his vids
Literally everyone lol
let’sgoooooo
algorithm bussed my mans shit wide open fr fr
great vid, honestly, one of my fav of ur vids
4:07 how about the heart dude like huh
What life is worth living after losing our pp
@@ripavirustycoon7127that's deep
USA solved the world, with a president who can't find toilets. This did not aged well :D
Better to have a President than a Fuhrer
@@thehopelesspragmatic6701 And Trump was that "fuhrer" right? :D
@@thehopelesspragmatic6701 in all honesty, "Fuhrer" means leader, what is a president but an elected-leader?
@@ZolecPalec technically every president can be considered "fuhrer".
@@magosexploratoradeon6409 jop
I personally would have gone the inspector gadget route
Rebellious penguins. That’s the crime in Antarctica
The robot: I HAD NO CHOICE! *giggles* 0:58
High Boi: "What"s french for zero"
French people: "It's right there!"