Jurassic Park explained by an idiot

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  • @xiaoti8035
    @xiaoti8035 3 года назад +13889

    So I wanted to know how what 5T's out of 7 rex's actually is. So after doing a little research I found out that “Tyrannosaurus” is Greek for “tyrant lizard,”. and REX means king. so how do w turn these two into numbers? since king is the highest possition possible in the animal kingdom i'll give REX's a 10, so 7 REX's are 70. Tyrant is a from of ruler tha is evil, but a lizard ranks lower in the animal kingdom after a mass genocide made by a floating potato shaped rock and some volcano's. So they get 7.
    so that means he rates jurrasic parks rates 35/70, wich means that this movie gets a score of 50%.
    calculations and research done by a dumbbass that is procrastinating on his study's for his exams

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 3 года назад +1652

      what the fuck did I just read

    • @mytino27
      @mytino27 3 года назад +327

      @@2kmichaeljordan438 a dumbasss answer

    • @poopshiestyreal
      @poopshiestyreal 3 года назад +977

      @@mytino27 you misspelt beautiful

    • @andrews7522
      @andrews7522 3 года назад +358

      Can you find out what one pokeball out of one gooberball is

    • @user-hi9us9hg6h
      @user-hi9us9hg6h 3 года назад +531

      67⁵I ⁷⁷⁷777⅞7⁷7⅞7⁷67⁷⁷⁷and ⅞the ⁵5⁶55555⁵
      To who ever liked this comment I'd like to say I typed this accidentally when it was in my pocket

  • @zackaryg.2779
    @zackaryg.2779 3 года назад +4966

    These are actually some of the highest quality reviews on the platform. You're doing well man

  • @amazondolphin
    @amazondolphin 3 года назад +1980

    "Man scream, end scene. "
    "Next scene lawyer on wood."
    That killed me instant sub

  • @vojtechfarkas885
    @vojtechfarkas885 3 года назад +1448

    Idk if you meant it as a joke, but just want to clarify that Nedry is not Hammond son. He calls him "dad" sarcastically for being patronizing.

    • @Cognitive_Fun
      @Cognitive_Fun 3 года назад +187

      This genuinely confused me as a child

    • @henryl2614
      @henryl2614 3 года назад +33

      @@Cognitive_Fun yeah me too

    • @LadySamurai88
      @LadySamurai88 3 года назад +22

      I wanted to say that too

    • @tommybagelboy7761
      @tommybagelboy7761 3 года назад +131

      Ok so I wasn’t crazy. I thought I went my whole life watching this movie AND reading the book without realizing they were related. Thank you for saving my brain from an aneurysm.

    • @LadySamurai88
      @LadySamurai88 3 года назад +6

      @@tommybagelboy7761 Nope you are not crazy

  • @AUBREY-ml4ex
    @AUBREY-ml4ex 2 года назад +980

    Fun fact: That mosquito in the sap is actually an elephant mosquito, the only kind which can't suck blood. Sooooo that mosquito is not the reason those dinosaurs exist.

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 2 года назад +10

      Do they eat sap lol

    • @CrimsonClowd
      @CrimsonClowd 2 года назад +13

      @@wugglesx still doesn't explain the dinosaurs

    • @Victor_SK
      @Victor_SK 2 года назад +27

      @@CrimsonClowd eh a movie is a movie in their universe the mosquito sucks blood who knows

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 2 года назад +8

      It’s a vampire!

    • @VossiusVox
      @VossiusVox 2 года назад +3

      Eh no, that's another species in the movie than from an elephant mosquito.

  • @nageswarmurmu1714
    @nageswarmurmu1714 3 года назад +71

    5:55 love that top gear scream.

  • @harryasmith527
    @harryasmith527 3 года назад +274

    Red means danger which means on, and green means off meaning it's safe. Very common throughout any industrial setting.

  • @thebanditgaming3357
    @thebanditgaming3357 3 года назад +5202

    For some reason I couldn’t stop laughing at “Hammond you blithering idiot”

    • @madhukarjonathanminj2772
      @madhukarjonathanminj2772 3 года назад +196

      Jeremy Clarkson!

    • @AH-be6bu
      @AH-be6bu 3 года назад +223

      You’ve reversed into the tyrannosaur paddock!

    • @paintitblack4135
      @paintitblack4135 3 года назад +42

      It was the transgender dinosaurs part for me.

    • @bashirmubarak2595
      @bashirmubarak2595 3 года назад +17

      And you most likely repeated it didnt you

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose 3 года назад +71

      "As you can imagine, I've done this properly."
      _smash cut to jeep upside down in the mud_

  • @lostwizardcat9910
    @lostwizardcat9910 3 года назад +941

    when you throw a stick at an electric fence it makes a certain sound when it hits the wire. Source: I grew up on a farm in Indiana and had 4 bulls

    • @Jeremiah71603
      @Jeremiah71603 3 года назад +75

      You can also get clotheslined off a four wheeler by an electric fence in indiana to test it.

    • @Austin.-_-
      @Austin.-_- 3 года назад +43

      ​@@Jeremiah71603 Speaking from experience i assume? Seems like the best way to test it.

    • @Jeremiah71603
      @Jeremiah71603 3 года назад +41

      @@Austin.-_- Yep, works best when you dont expect it

    • @thomasvlaskampiii6850
      @thomasvlaskampiii6850 3 года назад +12

      Hello fellow Hoosier! What part of Indiana did you grow up in?

    • @Jeremiah71603
      @Jeremiah71603 3 года назад +13

      @@thomasvlaskampiii6850 Kentukiana (Scott County)

  • @power_plushi_emperor97
    @power_plushi_emperor97 2 года назад +466

    As a Jurassic Park fan, this is not an "explained by an idiot", this is actually true

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 2 года назад +1

      Pretty much

    • @beantown_billy2405
      @beantown_billy2405 2 года назад +6

      Not the part about Nedry being Hammond's son. Swing and a miss right there.

    • @power_plushi_emperor97
      @power_plushi_emperor97 2 года назад +3

      @@beantown_billy2405 yes

    • @neonicon8500
      @neonicon8500 Год назад +2

      @@beantown_billy2405 he actually got many things wrong lol idk what the original commenter is talking about

  • @ihsanrocks
    @ihsanrocks 3 года назад +29

    7:31 Electricity make wire hot, wood touch wire, wood get hot, wood is near air, wood catches on fire if electricity is there.

  • @David_Asimov3778
    @David_Asimov3778 3 года назад +2439

    "They accidentally created Transgender dinosaurs"
    *bass boosted life finds a way speech*

    • @David_Asimov3778
      @David_Asimov3778 3 года назад +7

      @SAYRE EATON pog

    • @johnreich1878
      @johnreich1878 3 года назад +7

      TOO TRUE

    • @PanzerShrek94
      @PanzerShrek94 3 года назад +19

      but not really.these dinos really changed their gender.people are just pretending and cannot give birth.

    • @Gary_Coleman69
      @Gary_Coleman69 3 года назад +20

      In Jurassic world they make Pansexual dinosaurs.:O

    • @madladdie7069
      @madladdie7069 3 года назад +27

      @@PanzerShrek94 uh, so what exactly would you count as not pretending? I mean, if trans people are literally on hormones and have surgery (which in ideal cases for trans women makes you externally indistinguishable from cis women and for trans men gets pretty close) I don't think you could call that pretending.

  • @talkdirty7777
    @talkdirty7777 3 года назад +32

    0:50 was that clarkson XD

  • @sebastiaankrul2403
    @sebastiaankrul2403 3 года назад +473

    "And then he showed them a powerpoint presentations, about beans"
    I understood that reference

  • @mangogoose6994
    @mangogoose6994 3 года назад +413

    I’m still debating if he is actually high or not

    • @WitcherGerd
      @WitcherGerd 3 года назад +36

      His eyes are red so it’s most likely

    • @Rob1DaOne
      @Rob1DaOne 3 года назад +13

      @StarkBytes the guy did a q&a so many people asked and he read and skipped over it so we will never have a answer

    • @megs8654
      @megs8654 3 года назад +1

      i dont think so. im like this not only from time to time too, and im never high, because i dont do drugs.

    • @stantheshorkie2007
      @stantheshorkie2007 3 года назад +2

      HE IS HIGH!!!

    • @mightychondria666
      @mightychondria666 3 года назад +2

      He's just built different

  • @timory3105
    @timory3105 3 года назад +63

    8:48 Grant leaves the shotgun behind because it was “stovepiped;” it was jammed because a spent shell wasn’t ejected fully. Happens when a semi-automatic shotgun uses shitty ammo. He dropped it because he didn’t have time to clear the shell from the bolt.

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred 3 года назад +7

      What was he doing that was so much better than clearing the weapon he was using to defend himself? I'd be racking that bitch like my life depended on it. Because it did!

    • @mediocri5y
      @mediocri5y 3 года назад

      @@1pcfred this

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 3 года назад +5

      @@1pcfred
      The fact that he fired at least four shots and clearly missed all of them (we see in the sequel that dino skin is thin enough for tranquilizer darts) tells me that the shotgun was useless either way lmao

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred 3 года назад +3

      @@hanburgundy4317 useless or not it was his only play.

    • @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308
      @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 2 года назад

      He also isn’t proficient with it, and a shotgun can be an intimidating weapon for anyone without experience shooting.

  • @sleepyfox7671
    @sleepyfox7671 2 года назад +11

    7:45 You also aren't supposed to do it with both hands because if it was live then the shock would go through his heart killing him instantly. If he did it using only one hand then his hand may be messed up but the rest of his body is fine

  • @Unhingedwirelessdevice
    @Unhingedwirelessdevice 3 года назад +14

    2:51 according to the second book that's cap.

  • @greenturrett-1
    @greenturrett-1 2 года назад +1

    when i watch ur vids it makes me rethink everything

  • @meesmahieu7503
    @meesmahieu7503 2 года назад +8

    If he looked good at the scene around 8:39 whit the hide and seek he could have seen a hand from behind the stage giving the raptor a little push.

  • @theheroofhyrule8300
    @theheroofhyrule8300 3 года назад +264

    Dennis Nedry isn’t Hammond’s son, he just said that because John was talking to him like a parent. Just letting you know.

    • @spearnfang4667
      @spearnfang4667 3 года назад +5

      @@crypticrhea2410 neither in the book nor in the movie is such thing said.

    • @Totally_not_a_Zaku
      @Totally_not_a_Zaku 3 года назад +5

      @@spearnfang4667 wait theres a book!?

    • @joaopires3917
      @joaopires3917 3 года назад +23

      @@Totally_not_a_Zaku yeah... this movie is based on a book written by Michael Crichton, so is the second movie

    • @thekramer1097
      @thekramer1097 3 года назад +7

      @@Totally_not_a_Zaku Two actually and they are nothing like the movies. In fact they are even more like a horror story and pretty graphic. The characters are quite different too but saying more I think it would be spoilers

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 3 года назад

      @@joaopires3917 wait theres a movie based on the book?

  • @q1uma
    @q1uma 3 года назад +60

    “So they can finally buy jug” been playing a lot of zombies recently, this was gold 😂

    • @rapterslayer
      @rapterslayer 3 года назад

      Yes tis epic gold

    • @rapterslayer
      @rapterslayer 3 года назад

      Now real talk call or mob

    • @q1uma
      @q1uma 3 года назад

      @@rapterslayer you just asked a person who’s favorite map of all time is mob so I’m going with mob lol

    • @rapterslayer
      @rapterslayer 3 года назад

      @@q1uma i like both

    • @q1uma
      @q1uma 3 года назад

      @@rapterslayer fair enough

  • @guitarizlife5
    @guitarizlife5 3 года назад +41

    “So they can finally buy jug” 😂
    Also she looked like she was trying to turn on the power first. Like you would in a zombies match.

  • @TechWiz717
    @TechWiz717 Год назад +1

    The fact that high boi watches/knows fairbairn films is not too surprising but very enjoyable and unexpected.

    • @zamaray9170
      @zamaray9170 Год назад

      i scrolled way to far to find this comment lmao

  • @Omfghellokitty
    @Omfghellokitty 3 года назад +27

    I've really been enjoying watching this series while eating, thats like a top tier rating

  • @allace8735
    @allace8735 3 года назад +77

    Oh by the way the scene where the t-Rex goes through the sunroof was actually a malfunction because of the rain the robot wasn’t supposed to go through the roof just look through the kids screams were real human terror and not acting
    the director decided to keep it because children terror is funny

    • @zzyxx2112
      @zzyxx2112 3 года назад +3

      I never knew that that’s pretty weird for the director to keep that in

    • @selalewow
      @selalewow 3 года назад +12

      What it was a realistic reaction. Directors do that all the time unless someone dies in the shot.

    • @generose9083
      @generose9083 2 года назад +2

      I’ve heard this claim so many times and I just don’t believe it. Even if the Dino really went through on accident the reaction shot of the kids wouldn’t be from that same take. Just a basic knowledge of film making tells you this is likely bogus.

    • @muffntheB
      @muffntheB 2 года назад

      cgi dipshit

  • @Rexhunterj
    @Rexhunterj 3 года назад +20

    4:34 While the scene doesn't do a good job of conveying this fact (the novel did) There are multiple dilophosaurs in the park, so while one of them was distracting Nedry, another had already climbed into his car to ambush him. The part that should be hard to believe is that a primitive predator like dilophosaurus would be able to critically think and come to a conclusion that the big meat sack would return to the vehicle, rather than run away.
    In the novels the raptors are explained as being hyper intelligent hunters who also kill for sport/pleasure like some modern predators (and humans) do today, which explains why they go around and murder all the humans.

    • @phelmet9344
      @phelmet9344 2 года назад

      Oh yea in the novel I’m pretty sure that a 10 foot tall dilophosaur rips his head off and disimbowls him

    • @handleonafridge6828
      @handleonafridge6828 2 года назад

      Jurassic Park book is closer to a horror story than a dangerous adventure like the movie is

  • @mrlonely017
    @mrlonely017 2 года назад +4

    well....its 1:20 in the moring...and I usually get nightmares from Jurassic Park, especially the kitchen scene, I hope I'm not the only one who gets these nightmares......

  • @daxtonmyers9838
    @daxtonmyers9838 3 года назад +13

    2:02 I loved the way he said dinosaurs for some reason

    • @joshschannel6232
      @joshschannel6232 Год назад

      You know what? In real life, the dinosaurs are died out because the meteorite hits it up

  • @marlon3283
    @marlon3283 3 года назад +24

    i love how he still likes the comments on his videos even a year after posting!! We gotta give high boi the praise he deserves!!

  • @Spinoko
    @Spinoko 9 месяцев назад

    Fun fact: The sound of the velociraptors used to communicate in Jurassic Park was actually the sound of tortoises mating. Falling somewhere between a bark, a honk, and a sneeze, the sound can be clearly heard during Jurassic Park's iconic kitchen scene, just after the first raptor comes through the door.

  • @Snake-pg2jh
    @Snake-pg2jh Год назад +6

    4:02 great

  • @bobingabout
    @bobingabout 3 года назад +19

    8:25 I had the same reaction the first time I saw this kind of thing...
    Green means SAFE and Red means DANGER. Yes, this is the standard use in industry on electric grids.

  • @eekumbokum214
    @eekumbokum214 2 года назад

    “Hammond ! (Yelled by Clarkson)” Damn Pure Gold

  • @RurouniStarchild
    @RurouniStarchild 3 года назад +13

    7:17
    Oh, so THAT'S where Mace Windu's hand went.

    • @Ben-yz7sx
      @Ben-yz7sx 6 месяцев назад

      I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anamusingidiot2565
    @anamusingidiot2565 3 года назад +52

    That spas wasn’t even that badly jammed like wtf

    • @Tutisclutis
      @Tutisclutis 3 года назад +3

      He is the Dino Boy, not the Gun Boy I suppose.

    • @mediocri5y
      @mediocri5y 3 года назад

      @@Tutisclutis diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnoooooo booooooooooooooiiiiiiii

  • @thegrayyernaut
    @thegrayyernaut 3 года назад +15

    8:54 T-Rex, like every other apex predator, aside from wasting their time hunting, tends to look for a pack of predators lower than them on the food chain who just caught a prey and attempts to scare them off. Apex predators can get free food that way. The T-Rex attacked the Raptors in that scene because there were only a few of them, no match for her.

    • @megs8654
      @megs8654 3 года назад

      so its basically bout "lets show em whos dat boss here". understandable, have a nice day

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 3 года назад +1

      Da Big One: I am the captain, now.
      Rexy: There can be only one Sharptooth.
      Da Big One: Shiiiiiiit....

  • @badmics69
    @badmics69 3 года назад +11

    Love your vid! at 3:44 Nedry is a son-like figure to Hammond, not his actual son, Just thought i would point that out

  • @DannySmith-
    @DannySmith- 2 года назад

    That's the quality content I've been missing.

  • @zerothehero4812
    @zerothehero4812 3 года назад +12

    1:38 THis is BIG brain time!

  • @hellbach6268
    @hellbach6268 3 года назад +16

    "Wood is a non conductive material" bit did it for me. 10 points for execution my man. Keep those reviews comming because they're some of the beast on youtube right now. You deserve more following!!

  • @josephroxursox
    @josephroxursox 3 года назад +9

    3:29 I believe those are electric *autoerotic* vehicles.

  • @ramirogandolfo335
    @ramirogandolfo335 2 года назад +2

    I love how his descriptions are dumbed down at first and then it just kinda becomes a normal review, implying that this dude can't be dumb even when if he tries

  • @BigBoodyJudy556
    @BigBoodyJudy556 Год назад

    “Dino boy leaves the kids to chill.”
    “Dino boy finds Dino girl.”
    “Kids play hide and seek with a bunch of raptors.”😂

  • @zackpumpkinhead8882
    @zackpumpkinhead8882 3 года назад +9

    7:39
    Nah man wood is totally conductive this guy once tried to rewire stuff in a storm once and he touched a wood and wood burn and kill him.
    Yeah it was in this book called The Darwin Awards by Wendy Northcutt about people doing dumb stuff and dying. It's a whole book series about it it's great.

    • @ws0ut_
      @ws0ut_ 3 года назад +3

      OK wow 👏 noice book

  • @Devinsmom5809
    @Devinsmom5809 3 года назад +44

    I like “man gets sucked into box”

  • @confusion6948
    @confusion6948 3 года назад

    k but when mr dna says “dInOsAuR” is iconic and that’s the only way i will be saying dinosaur from now on

  • @exceedton7295
    @exceedton7295 Год назад +5

    Nedry isn't Hammond's son one of them has a last name Nedry and one has a last name, Hammond. Nedry called Hammond dad in that seen to compare Hammond to his actual dad.

  • @egosumnemo
    @egosumnemo 3 года назад +7

    This is a very underrated channel. Liked and subbed immediately.

  • @bearbrophy5309
    @bearbrophy5309 3 года назад +4

    I love the top gear audio of Clarkson yelling “Hammond”

  • @babybackribs6794
    @babybackribs6794 Год назад +1

    Why is this man better at cinema sins then cinema sins

  • @mkeil100
    @mkeil100 Год назад

    The Red and Green lights bother me too. In the normal Electrical/Automation world, Green means running or good, and Red is tripped or not-running. In the High Power electrical world, like distribution, Red means it is live and dangerous... it is so confusing going back and forth.

  • @nefariousnektarios
    @nefariousnektarios 3 года назад +4

    7:11 got me good w/ that Zombies joke XD

  • @matthieusaade3616
    @matthieusaade3616 2 года назад

    Boiiiiiii and Choppa at the end really got me😂

  • @Allways-Randomized
    @Allways-Randomized Год назад +2

    "..Turn on the power and finally get jug" yes JP map in Bo2

  • @JacksonOfDoom
    @JacksonOfDoom 3 года назад +6

    1:15
    Newman! Making dubious deals?!?

  • @zenurazul5681
    @zenurazul5681 3 года назад +5

    "get to the chopper!!"
    best line

  • @lynamoth
    @lynamoth 3 года назад

    “Box in dee er. We got peepul. Box go down. Box open. Man gets sucked into box. Man scream. End Scene.”
    *better than the damn movie.*
    Tbh him explaining the movie is better than the movie itself.💃🏽⚰️💀

  • @anaysrivastava9578
    @anaysrivastava9578 Год назад

    0:51 “HAMOOND” from the grand tour 😂😂

  • @Vanz_VanguardiaX
    @Vanz_VanguardiaX 3 года назад +13

    How do the T-rex climb this?: 5:12

    • @stopmotionharry8989
      @stopmotionharry8989 2 года назад +1

      There’s a slope, the cliff is a bit more down the road
      P.S look at concept art or something

  • @k1ng5urfer
    @k1ng5urfer 2 года назад

    that fairburn films reference is solid gold

  • @Gentlenerd88
    @Gentlenerd88 2 года назад +1

    Man the poster in your room it's the same image that BarbascuraX uses as the personification of evolution in his videos! I love when my RUclipsrs worlds collide!

  • @PmbustosIV
    @PmbustosIV 3 года назад +4

    0:25 , I was drinking water and it came out of my nose

  • @eystoncleland3020
    @eystoncleland3020 3 года назад +24

    Why didn’t Hammond save everyone by punching the dinosaurs with his HAMONO BEATO and his SCARLET OVERDRIVE

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat 3 года назад

      KONNO POWA

    • @Hi-qs7cw
      @Hi-qs7cw 3 года назад +1

      iS tHaT a FuCkInG jOjO rEfErEnCe?!?!??!

  • @chital_shikari3163
    @chital_shikari3163 Год назад

    Kids playing hide and seek with the raptor(s) is and always will be terrifying to me

  • @justinrolls9526
    @justinrolls9526 2 года назад +4

    6:54 Could be wrong, since it's been awhile since I've read the book or seen the movie, but didn't they say it'd take a few days for the kill all dinos plan to work?

  • @ren4issance-754
    @ren4issance-754 3 года назад +8

    Fun fact even if this was done in real life they still wouldn’t be dinosaurs. They’re still half frog or whatever.

    • @GH90-_
      @GH90-_ 2 года назад +2

      I can imagine a T-rex hopping towards its victim and using its long tongue like it was yoshi

  • @Brandon_DOPE
    @Brandon_DOPE 2 года назад

    The top gear audio of Hammond killed me bro😂

  • @Tobersp2010
    @Tobersp2010 Год назад

    Just a thing, Dennis isn't hammonds son. He is a disgruntled employee demanding more pay

  • @envicioused4753
    @envicioused4753 3 года назад +7

    Why is EVERY Review so good and you have no views?
    The alogorythm may be generouse in the future

    • @suursmurffi3720
      @suursmurffi3720 3 года назад +3

      God tier prediction sir. Shit load of subs in a day

    • @alyero6341
      @alyero6341 3 года назад

      It waaas

  • @goats4days
    @goats4days 3 года назад +12

    Somehow he does a better job at pointing out cinema sins than cinemasins does

  • @itsrainingbigmacs
    @itsrainingbigmacs 2 года назад +2

    7:22 *sexy leaf dance intensifies*

  • @Komeii
    @Komeii 2 года назад

    I love the Top Gear "Hammond" jokes

  • @vejin9
    @vejin9 2 года назад

    all the 'flippable' fuses are created that way that when they are on, they are red and when they're not working, they're green. At least at this side of the ocean.

  • @sumvs5992
    @sumvs5992 3 года назад +13

    Honestly the most interesting fact about this is that Hammond is Richard Attenborough, brother of the blue planet Attenborough. Oh and Richard Attenborough also directed the WW2 film "A Bridge Too Far".
    Oh and I guess the way the dinosaurs were really imaginatively added into the movie and the techniques used were kinda revolutionary for the time.
    Also Hammond's death was really brutal in the book (which is quite a good read, the first sequence is replaced by unknown creatures eating children from a hospital, which turn out to be dinosaurs from Hammond's nearby island), he leaves his private house, which is on the island (I think after finishing off the ice cream, like in the film, except he last saw Doctor Wu I think), and as he tries to make his way wherever he was going, just gets eaten by these tiny cat sized dinosaurs (not Maine Coon level though, regular cat size). And he's just torn apart as his grandkids are rescued (as well as grant and ellie, and I think ellie's actually black and never loves grant in the book) and taken back to civilisation.

  • @ikonikblur1104
    @ikonikblur1104 2 года назад

    I really appreciate that you didn't talk shit about this masterpiece of a movie

  • @ickess
    @ickess Месяц назад

    8:31 since the kid is not touching the ground he actually wouldn’t get shocked until he put one foot on the ground. This is why they lower people onto high tension power lines to work on them. Carry on.

  • @WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot3267
    @WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot3267 2 года назад

    I love that you know about the infamous Jeremy Clarkson “HAMMOND!”

  • @johnbyrne8175
    @johnbyrne8175 2 года назад

    You parodied my favourite movie ever and you still made it hilarious

  • @shoppingcart837
    @shoppingcart837 3 года назад +4

    So we aren’t gonna talk bout how the cars are by a LEVELED Dino space for the T-Rex. Then the T-Rex comes out blah blah blah
    But then he (the Rex) pushes the car to the same Dino space. But it’s a huge dip down???????

    • @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega
      @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega 3 года назад +1

      that is suposed to be a concrete moot around the fence, still not sure why it has a ground level spot at the feeder. lots of zoo's have concrete moots between the real exhibit area and the fence

    • @shoppingcart837
      @shoppingcart837 3 года назад

      @@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega OH okay thank youuu I’ve been questioning it forever bc I love that movie-

    • @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega
      @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega 3 года назад

      @@shoppingcart837 during the ride towards the brachiosaurus, hammodn talks with the layer he mentions the concrete moots. its still depicted weirdly

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 3 года назад +1

      Pretty sure he pushed them off the other side of the road.

    • @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega
      @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega 3 года назад

      @@ryankunst668 they swing around from the broken cables of the fence

  • @sabinamartinez7058
    @sabinamartinez7058 2 года назад

    Its 3 am where i live, ideal time for a new video

  • @Billy-fr6li
    @Billy-fr6li 3 года назад

    High Boi's ratings are the key to saving humanity

  • @mikedjock
    @mikedjock 2 года назад

    I had no idea Mitch Hedberg was alive and making RUclips videos! Hilarious stuff

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 Год назад

    Hammond doesn't want to kill the dinos for a couple of reasons
    1. He doesn't want the park to fail
    2. He's been present for every dino birth basically making him the surrogate "father"
    3. Trying to kill them would only make them more enraged

  • @chriszton1711
    @chriszton1711 3 года назад +8

    Does no one notice yee 0:30

  • @anujupadhyay10
    @anujupadhyay10 3 года назад +8

    9:00 LOL!!
    please do The Predator. Please, please!!

  • @stevenkurinec4194
    @stevenkurinec4194 3 года назад +31

    The seat buckle thing being 2 females is foreshadowing to the whole life finds a way theme of the film. Because only female dinosaurs still breed just like both female buckles buckled grant up.

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 3 года назад

      @Noodle Danger Yeah, what does this Steven Spielberg guy know about storytelling? It's not like he's celebrated as one of the greatest movie makers of all time.

    • @thetruth45678
      @thetruth45678 2 года назад

      Giggity...

    • @VeteranVandal
      @VeteranVandal 2 года назад +1

      Yea. When I was watching this for the tenth time or something of those years and I caught that my head fucking exploded.

  • @allison122477
    @allison122477 Месяц назад

    I love Jurassic park so this video made my day

  • @jonathanw1019
    @jonathanw1019 2 года назад

    Dino-boy knew from the get-go that the electric fence wasn't working because, as you point out and is shown on screen, the indicator lights are off on the fence. That's a pretty good sign he knows it's off. Everything else after, the stick and grabbing it with both hands, was solely intended to scare the kids.

  • @ianbruce1745
    @ianbruce1745 3 года назад +4

    When the car was falling over the side of the T-rex holding cell, there was a drop to trees..
    Am I crazy or did I miss something?

    • @yourgamerpal1984
      @yourgamerpal1984 3 года назад

      i realised that during watching movie the first time but didn't over think it wow

    • @Rexhunterj
      @Rexhunterj 3 года назад +1

      Again the movies did a poor job of explaining it where the books did much better. The rex paddock is both deep and high, some sections the ground is only a few feet below the bottom of the fence on the surface, in others it was a few dozen feet, this was simply how they allocated space to each animal and instead of filling in enormous areas of the island, they just took advantage of naturally formed terrain where vehicles could drive on relatively level surfaces and walled off areas from the dinosaurs.
      The movie makes it out as if the entire island is crisscrossed by these huge electric fences but many areas simply had enormous, very thick concrete walls topped with electric wire, the tall fences with wires were for areas where access was needed or to improve visibility of the park attractions.

    • @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega
      @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega 3 года назад

      @@Rexhunterj i always thought that drop was the concrete moot around the fences, it just had an eyelevel area at the feeding that never made sence to me

  • @metalman4393
    @metalman4393 Год назад

    I wonder how the author did the last T-rex killing raptor scene in the novel (if at all). "And then, out of nowhere a T-rex showed up and ate the raptor!"

  • @albertosborn9214
    @albertosborn9214 2 года назад

    almost died when he came out with the Fairbairn Films reference

  • @megs8654
    @megs8654 3 года назад

    when dino boy was saving little boy, i was always wondering like, yo man, just go to other side of tree, ya dum dum...

  • @videocongrel
    @videocongrel Год назад

    the helicopter would sand blast the delicate fossils. wood is absolutely a conductive material, most organic things are. the electricity being on is red because its hot, red means stop. green is keen, green means go.

  • @MysterWacht88
    @MysterWacht88 2 года назад +1

    One thing, wouldn’t 10,000 volts make your heart literally explode in your chest, damn

  • @quiviknotpotato6806
    @quiviknotpotato6806 2 года назад

    "She rushes to turn on the power so they can get jugg."
    It may not be a movie, but now I need "Call of Duty: Zombies explained by an idiot".

  • @spookysimp
    @spookysimp Год назад

    so i gotta rewatch this as an adult
    i just learnt so much

  • @taratron8570
    @taratron8570 2 месяца назад

    i learned about wood and how to test electric fences today, and i am good now.

  • @meap2982
    @meap2982 2 года назад +9

    imagine calling yourself an idiot and explaing everything like an expert

  • @HoBoPAtriot
    @HoBoPAtriot 2 года назад

    Graham having two female ends of the seatbelts foreshadows the twist of the movie and I’m so happy I realized this.