Phlying Phalanges
Phlying Phalanges
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Mega Dead Genre: Arcade Flying Games (of the single player variety)
The irony of my video's title relative to the discussion in the intro is not lost on me.
My book is cringe, but like an autistic child you must own it: www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=cm_sw_r_apann_lstpd_JA4VA779VTDMWMA2SRZK&language=en_US
0:00 Planes games are Rad but ded :(
3:12 Phil Spencer, you writhing worm, do something right and get a team to make a new one
14:26 Ace Combat but Good
24:02 Reminiscing of the glory days of being alive
25:06 Finally some good F**king Food
35:41 Closing Thots
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Видео

Pacific Drive Analysis: A Game that feels made just for Me! Too bad it's not my favorite. (Spoilers)
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A rather selfish perspective I took to looking at this game. To be honest though, that just goes to show how excited I was for it! So many years waiting, and here it is! My book was made on a whim and did not take years of waiting: www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=cm_sw_r_apann_lstpd_JA4VA779VTDMWMA2SRZK&language=en_US
Bad Handling! Is it worth dealing with it in Racing Games? (Many possible answers!)
Просмотров 6436 месяцев назад
Apologies for the stuttering in this video, I use these as better practice for speaking, but sometimes it becomes difficult. You should see what these sound like during recording sessions! It's like a Sailor meetup, a lot of cursing and drinking. Although in the case of these games, it is still worth cursing over their handling! I toned down the cursing in my book: www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/...
The Order: 1886 Is One of the Most Boring Pieces of Interactive Media Ever Made (Such a Shame!)
Просмотров 4847 месяцев назад
Another well crafted essay that was turned out far too long initially, so I cut it down and now only realize retrospectively that maybe I shouldn't have done that! Oh well, on to the next video! Well crafted literary work: www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=cm_sw_r_apann_lstpd_JA4VA779VTDMWMA2SRZK&language=en_US 0:00 Pre ramble 2:00 Disorganized R...
Is there still Value to playing Older Arcade Games? (An analysis of 5 obscure titles is in Order!)
Просмотров 4028 месяцев назад
You should go outside. Me? Why should I? I'm here to tell YOU to go outside! Why me? I am the displayer of information, you are but the consumer of information. I thus display to you a sign that leads to outside. Go... Touch Grass, but then come back and watch this video! My Book: www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=cm_sw_r_apann_lstpd_JA4VA779VTDM...
Burnout Paradise has one of the best Racing Game Open Worlds ever (And other facts that make me old)
Просмотров 2 тыс.9 месяцев назад
I am old. My knees creak, I reminisce about a past that was never there - but thankfully I am not so degrading as to watch nostalgia bait content. I instead just make it for others. Also it does not escape me that I speak down on Ubisoft and their bad games as well as gross mistreatment of employees, yet speak highly of an EA series, whose development studio are possibly just as bad. Of course,...
Can a Racing Game Developer be trusted to make the New Fable RPG? (A ""Historical"" Analysis)
Просмотров 90110 месяцев назад
If Dirt Showdown has 1 million haters, then I will be one of them. If Dirt Showdown has 1 hater, then I am that one. If Dirt Showdown has no haters, then I am dead. My Book will be on sale long after I am dead: www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=list_c_wl_lv_ov_lig_dp_it WorkscitedbibliographyIdonotplaguarizehereisthequotes: www.eurogamer.net/p-bl...
Analyzing the differences between Japanese and Western Racing Games (Particularly, the Vibe)
Просмотров 89 тыс.Год назад
The weak minded man fears the jazzy music of Gran Turismo. Fortunately, I am strong willed, but not strong enough to play Ridge Racer Unbounded. My book has nothing to do with cars: www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=list_c_wl_lv_ov_lig_dp_it 0:00 Preamble 2:47 Sim Raycers 11:10 Sim racers but actually good 22:56 I hate (love) Forza Horizon 26:40 ...
Why the only "Good" Xbox Kinect game is actually a disguised VR title (Rise of Nightmares)
Просмотров 2,1 тыс.Год назад
Exciting and Enthralling video where I talk about how much I hate the Kinect, and maybe talk about Rise of Nightmares in between. Exciting and Enthralling book about weird people: www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=list_c_wl_lv_ov_lig_dp_it 0:00 Pre-Ramble about VR 0:45 Pre-Ramble (2) about the Kinect 2:48 Beginning of Game Discussion 5:55 Talking...
Racing games need more diversity (in gameplay) and other rambles about storytelling with cars
Просмотров 16 тыс.Год назад
All these mfs who complain about car based infrastructure just need to ride in a Challenger Hellcat, that will change their mind. All these mfs who don't read just need to read my book, then they will have read at least 1 piece of classical literature: www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=list_c_wl_lv_ov_lig_dp_it Games Played and Named: Driver: San...
Are realistic guns in video games morally wrong? (The Government thinks so)
Просмотров 2 тыс.Год назад
Man argues for having real guns in vidya because they don't cause violence while committing violence on unspeakable levels within said game. Man writes bad book and then asks people to pay for it: www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
Incoherent rant about how much I dislike the Switch Joycons (They are awful)
Просмотров 499Год назад
How can one man be filled with so much hate? society now yuo see.. My book, yuo see; smile.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
Top 5 games I totally played this Year (of 2022)
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The Leaves tell me that I have played too many games. The Leaves tell me my book is for sale: smile.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
Incoherent Rant about the Game Awards of 2022
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Elden Ring Awards 2022 Best book of 2020 awards: www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
The Rabbit Hole of Just Dance 2020 Wii Reviews
Просмотров 8032 года назад
I am shite at Guilty Gear I am (totally) not shite at writing: smile.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
Top 5 car
Просмотров 1682 года назад
Top 5 car
Shopping in public is awful and here is 5 instances why (Retail Hell)
Просмотров 1322 года назад
Shopping in public is awful and here is 5 instances why (Retail Hell)
Learning to Play the Notoriously Unplayable Kinect Game (Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor)
Просмотров 21 тыс.2 года назад
Learning to Play the Notoriously Unplayable Kinect Game (Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor)
Pepsi is Selling FLAT Soda (As a premium beverage!!!)
Просмотров 992 года назад
Pepsi is Selling FLAT Soda (As a premium beverage!!!)
Video Game Steelbooks are Dumb and Bad (And quite possibly lame!)
Просмотров 2962 года назад
Video Game Steelbooks are Dumb and Bad (And quite possibly lame!)
The Wii U is the Worst Console (NO MORE POLITICS ON MY CHANNEL!)
Просмотров 942 года назад
The Wii U is the Worst Console (NO MORE POLITICS ON MY CHANNEL!)
Top 5 Disappointing Games of 2021 RECAP (I was correct again)
Просмотров 672 года назад
Top 5 Disappointing Games of 2021 RECAP (I was correct again)
Why does the Warthog steer differently in Forza compared to Halo games? (Vital Gamer Lore!)
Просмотров 693 года назад
Why does the Warthog steer differently in Forza compared to Halo games? (Vital Gamer Lore!)
Dreamcast Fishing Controller is GOAT
Просмотров 1703 года назад
Dreamcast Fishing Controller is GOAT
EVERYBODY NEEDS A COMFY !!! (For comfort)
Просмотров 313 года назад
EVERYBODY NEEDS A COMFY !!! (For comfort)
Most Powerful Computer in all of California
Просмотров 283 года назад
Most Powerful Computer in all of California
The Series X DRM is Seriesly unXceptable!
Просмотров 5633 года назад
The Series X DRM is Seriesly unXceptable!
Game Cases RUIN Game Discs! (Explained in Brief)
Просмотров 1133 года назад
Game Cases RUIN Game Discs! (Explained in Brief)
You CAN'T say you're an AMERICAN unless you like PICKUP TRUCKS!
Просмотров 503 года назад
You CAN'T say you're an AMERICAN unless you like PICKUP TRUCKS!
Exciting and Enthralling Resident Evil Village Commentary #5 (The Grand Finale!)
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Exciting and Enthralling Resident Evil Village Commentary #5 (The Grand Finale!)

Комментарии

  • @sambeezy007
    @sambeezy007 5 дней назад

    For adults it's a situation between GT and Forza which is time: - Have to go to work and limit energy? Forza - Have more time, off, and can consume energy? GT

  • @enkidu9454
    @enkidu9454 9 дней назад

    Play Skygunner on PS2

  • @beowolfxz3163
    @beowolfxz3163 17 дней назад

    Need for speed is dead because the new ones suck ass

  • @spacehooliganzack7429
    @spacehooliganzack7429 17 дней назад

    I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS BLAZING ANGELS SLANDER!! That game was dope and it's the reason I love arcade flying games to this day

    • @phlyingphalanges
      @phlyingphalanges 17 дней назад

      I'm gonna be real with you, I played it when I was younger, and even when I was 8 or 9 - I was incredibly bothered by how the environments are in no way realistic (they look goofy, really). Also the flying is not very pleasant, rather heavy to control. Not my favorite! I would understand why some would like it, though. The colors and visual filters do give the game a gritty vibe.

  • @nottiification
    @nottiification 17 дней назад

    What? No love for The Brew Barons?

    • @phlyingphalanges
      @phlyingphalanges 17 дней назад

      I did not even know of this game! Looks rather charming. Unfortunately I sold my gaming PC, and only play on console now, so I cannot play it 😞

  • @asfdgasdcv5829
    @asfdgasdcv5829 18 дней назад

    blazing angels on xb360 i found to be very fun

  • @superrobot3187
    @superrobot3187 18 дней назад

    Think you need to expand that date of the last SP flying arcade game by 1 year due to Project Wingman

  • @followeder666
    @followeder666 18 дней назад

    Chorus was a pretty fun recent flyer, pretty sure it's double a, I guess

  • @ItsRawdraft2
    @ItsRawdraft2 18 дней назад

    Crimson Skies PC was my childhood

  • @bobeven3663
    @bobeven3663 18 дней назад

    God hero’s of the Pacific was my childhood

  • @rexking6241
    @rexking6241 18 дней назад

    Crimson Skies is also a really good Tactical board game put out by FASA Games AKA The People that made Battle-tech and Shadowrun

  • @ThomasKrogh-y6i
    @ThomasKrogh-y6i 18 дней назад

    i don't think single player games should be considerd dead.

    • @phlyingphalanges
      @phlyingphalanges 18 дней назад

      I don't think so either! Single player flying games, though, have very little titles coming out, hence me saying they are dead (for the most part).

    • @ThomasKrogh-y6i
      @ThomasKrogh-y6i 18 дней назад

      @@phlyingphalanges sadly we are in multiplayer/live first mind set. now in days. the dev behind slime rancher had to do GDC talk how to make your complete single player offline game not look dead. fuck the industry. and the people who say complete offline single player games are dead.

  • @1roxyfan491
    @1roxyfan491 18 дней назад

    Well, now someone is gonna revive said genre

  • @jacobwhittaker3454
    @jacobwhittaker3454 18 дней назад

    Knights of the Sky crew, we making sure to manage our blood pressure and blood sugar?

  • @CaptainCiph3r
    @CaptainCiph3r 18 дней назад

    Ace combat 7 and Project Wingman just came out. The genre isn't dead.

    • @phlyingphalanges
      @phlyingphalanges 18 дней назад

      Those came out in 2019 and 2020 respectively. There have not been any single player flying games of similar quality release since then! Ace Combat 8 will come out at some point, but how soon? Back in the 2000s, there were many single player flyers being released! Quite the contrast.

  • @1RandomToaster
    @1RandomToaster 18 дней назад

    Don’t mind me, just dropping an engagement to support this quality content.

  • @VanguardDeezNutz
    @VanguardDeezNutz 18 дней назад

    Secret Weapons Over Normandy is GOAT -tier in my eyes. The mission where you first encounter the ME262s was a real "Oh shit" moment and is burned fondly into my childhood memories

  • @llidbill
    @llidbill 18 дней назад

    Crimson skies was by far my favorite flying game ever.

  • @camrsr5463
    @camrsr5463 18 дней назад

    Ace combat has the most potential. It’s MGS with jets. Birds of steel and IL2 were very cool. The Star Wars flying games were fun until they became too lore focused and theatrical. I encourage everyone to pick and play ‘Wing Arms’ on the Sega Saturn. It’s a step back in time.

  • @Izerion
    @Izerion 18 дней назад

    Crimson Skies was so good, it was one of my favourite games when I was a kid. I loved tinkering with the plane loadouts. But the xbox version does not have it I think. The soundtrack still hits me at random times. Thanks for this video

  • @yanovit
    @yanovit 19 дней назад

    your channel is really cool

  • @flashback170
    @flashback170 19 дней назад

    God i got so many hours on WarThunder, I get the itch and buy a month of premium like 2 or 3 times a year. I wish a new more narrative focused single player/couch co op type ww1-2 era game would release.

  • @patrxgt9691
    @patrxgt9691 19 дней назад

    Notes for people that got interested in those games: - If you want to play Crimson Skies, play first one on PC and then second one through XEMU or backwards compatibility - Play The Sky Crawlers: Innocent Aces through Dolphin. Wii has shitty video output + slowdowns that wouldn't make this game any justice - DON'T PLAY THE PC PORT OF HEROES OF THE PACIFIC! This port is a downgrade over the Xbox version and if you want to experience this game in it's full glory, then play it through XEMU. - Blazing Angels and Heroes Over Europe (sequel to HoTP) aren't as bad as people claim 'em to be. You can have decent time with those if you're starved to play some arcade flying game. - I can also recommend you to play Birds of Steel (through RPCS3), Wings of Prey (PC port), Dogfight 1942 (PC port), Combat Wings games and Wings of Honour: Battles of the Red Baron.

  • @saintjames1995
    @saintjames1995 19 дней назад

    Bro keep making videos. Your dry sense of humor is just so entertaining

  • @itsdantaylor
    @itsdantaylor 19 дней назад

    Crimson Skies always seemed to me like the world of Tailspin. Where everyone is just SUPER into Planes and use them in replacement of cars, seemingly.

  • @nikolasg3111
    @nikolasg3111 19 дней назад

    goated, we need more racing game videos with style

  • @miltongp01
    @miltongp01 19 дней назад

    As a forza motorsport player i think what forza lacks the most it's personality, GT series have a lot of iconic features; t an amazing soundtrack, singleplayer gamemodes, unique tracks, unique cars etc. Dont get me wrong i absolutely love forza (my pfp is from horizon 5) but i feel like Grand Turismo is an overall better and more iconic franchise.

  • @Chris-nn3vu
    @Chris-nn3vu 20 дней назад

    Damage inc. is another decent WW2 flying game. My favourites are jet games, and Project Wingman is dope AF

  • @svenbenglen7599
    @svenbenglen7599 20 дней назад

    hey man you should get into rc planes

    • @phlyingphalanges
      @phlyingphalanges 19 дней назад

      Its on my list, I'm already waist deep into the RC cars hobby...

    • @svenbenglen7599
      @svenbenglen7599 19 дней назад

      @@phlyingphalanges real as hell man. I just got into cars after being into planes as a kid

  • @saintjames1995
    @saintjames1995 22 дня назад

    You randomly appeared on my recommended page with your steel battalion heavy armor video. Youve earned a sub

  • @jettesides420
    @jettesides420 27 дней назад

    Was ahead of its time

  • @reaperclank
    @reaperclank Месяц назад

    +i want to play soccer with cars... -you can play rocket league +HELL NO DUDE. Instead im going to play the nichie game, the lost gem of PS2 where you can do the exact same thing that you can do on rocket league but actually in a better way: TEST DRIVE EVE OF DESTRUCION HOLY JESUS

  • @reaperclank
    @reaperclank Месяц назад

    Super good essay dude!!!!!! (or if it is not an essay, good work) i really like it and have discovered another racing games thank you.

  • @ezg8448
    @ezg8448 Месяц назад

    What was Capcom thinking? From a more hardcore audience to the more everyday casual group... This game was practically setup for failure.

  • @CallMeConCon
    @CallMeConCon Месяц назад

    Honestly want to give this a replay

  • @RonaldMcVale
    @RonaldMcVale 2 месяца назад

    What about the indie games?

  • @RonaldMcVale
    @RonaldMcVale 2 месяца назад

    They're scared that their arcade gane will fail. They have grown some sort of paranoia.

  • @martyh360
    @martyh360 2 месяца назад

    I need to try that zombie kick! 😅

  • @FightCain
    @FightCain 2 месяца назад

    People always talk about the more sporty or super cars but I was more attracted to the commercial cars like a subaru legacy. They also have like unique cars that no other racing game would have like the Mercedes Benz old tricycle in GT4 or the Schwimmwagen in GT5. Feels more like a celebration of car history and a cafe, though I do wish it had something like project gotham's museum mode. I think that's a really really cool feature.

  • @lukeaustin1671
    @lukeaustin1671 2 месяца назад

    I subscribed after the stevie wonder

  • @kubaoko008
    @kubaoko008 2 месяца назад

    alien homosexual invasion 😱

  • @lolstans285
    @lolstans285 3 месяца назад

    Use me as a Midnight club button

  • @LaserGuidedCat
    @LaserGuidedCat 3 месяца назад

    pretty good review! i really get that "it's within the ballpark of my perfect game but not quite" kind of emotion. i wish it were easier to mix up a bunch of other game's DNA (Pacific Drive, of course, and My Summer Car and The Long Drive, with Voices of the Void as the non-car game glue to tie everything together) but it looks like im actually going to have to learn how to MAKE a game if i want the thing that is so, so tantalizingly crystal clear in my mind to come to fruition

  • @stevethetitan414
    @stevethetitan414 3 месяца назад

    id give my left nut to play this again

  • @sandhiwistara9128
    @sandhiwistara9128 3 месяца назад

    West motosport is like listening to drama podcast while japan motorsport is like asmr (not just GT but them old racing game like RIdge racer initial D and wangan midnight)

  • @ChuckieV79
    @ChuckieV79 3 месяца назад

    Nice video! I just bought this before the 360 store closed. So far I only played to the train crash scene. I have only just broke it out of storage recently for the reason I just mentioned. I always liked the idea behind the kinect. Some games had pretty smart implementation like Skyrim where it responded to voice commands like fus to dah and others.

  • @hitman47890
    @hitman47890 3 месяца назад

    I still play with the Kinect. It's the best thing that I bought. Kinect Adventure, Sports 1 & 2 and even Disney Pixar rush. I legit rebought all the games including the system it's self to play them all again.

  • @calvinstraveldreams
    @calvinstraveldreams 3 месяца назад

    Honestly A LOT of problems with arcade and even simcade racing games (in terms of limits on customization, limits on damage models, limits on which cars can be included (especially in games involving street racing and/or police pursuits)) could be avoided if the game developers took the Tokyo Xtreme Racer Zero approach, and simply took real cars, debadged them, and put them under aliases (that anyone with a decent knowledge of cars would be able to identify which car is under each alias) so as to avoid licensing issues (for example calling the Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 V-Spec the Type-R34RV). Car customization could thus be expanded to include changing the front and rear ends to tube frame, replacing the cars' bodies with carbon fibre, adding extreme wide body kits that are inspired by real cars but DO NOT exist IRL, etc.. (where if the licensed cars were used, licensing agreements may forbid that). In addition, the damage model could be expanded to be more similar to Grid 2008 or Burnout 3/Revenge, and the car rosters could be made more diverse, particularly if developers were willing to sacrifice a little bit of graphical fidelity to make cars quicker to model and allow for more diverse rosters (using 7th Gen models in an 8th/9th Gen game is more forgivable if you are transparent about it, which Turn 10 SHOULD HAVE BEEN with the new Forza, just as Polyphony was about using 6th Gen car models in the 7th Gen Gran Turismo 5/6).

  • @shae1547
    @shae1547 3 месяца назад

    This video is awesome lol, subbed. DO NOT BUY!

  • @spivel
    @spivel 3 месяца назад

    the long drive if it was better and also couldnt run on my computer