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The Cultivating Curmudgeon
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Welcome to the Cultivating Curmudgeon, where grumpy gardening meets gourmet goodness! Join this retired professor-turned-gardener as he navigates the chaotic world of growing his own food. He battles pests, tames unruly zucchini, and transforms his bounty into jams and chutneys. But that's not all! This curmudgeon also tackles cheesemaking (with mixed results and cheesy puns) and mushroom cultivation in a climate hotter than a jalapeño. He embraces sustainability, proving aging disgracefully doesn't mean giving up on the planet (or your sense of humor). So grab your gardening gloves and join the Curmudgeon on his hilarious journey of horticultural hilarity and culinary curiosity! Subscribe now and embrace the grumpy side of gardening!
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Temu Treasure Trove! Will These Gadgets Save My Garden (and My Sanity)?
I'm back with another TEMU unboxing extravaganza! This time, we're diving headfirst into a mysterious package from the depths of Temu, filled with gardening goodies that promise to revolutionize my backyard (or, at the very least, provide some much-needed entertainment).
First up, we've got a contraption that claims to make soil blocking a breeze. Now, I'm as skeptical as a cockie in a cathedral, but the prospect of perfectly formed seed-starting blocks is undeniably alluring. Will this gizmo be a game-changer or just another dust-gathering gadget? Stay tuned to find out! (And if you're a seasoned gardener with soil blocking wisdom, please share your insights in the comments - this curmudg...
First up, we've got a contraption that claims to make soil blocking a breeze. Now, I'm as skeptical as a cockie in a cathedral, but the prospect of perfectly formed seed-starting blocks is undeniably alluring. Will this gizmo be a game-changer or just another dust-gathering gadget? Stay tuned to find out! (And if you're a seasoned gardener with soil blocking wisdom, please share your insights in the comments - this curmudg...
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Scorched Earth and Melted Hoses! Greenhouse Gardening in a Heatwave
Просмотров 817 часов назад
Even the Curmudgeon is wilting in this heat! This week, I braved the inferno that is my backyard to check on the greenhouse... and let's just say it's a good thing I'm not prone to spontaneous combustion. Remember those pristine rows of seedlings I was showing off a few weeks ago? Yeah, about that... Turns out, even the toughest thyme have a breaking point when it comes to relentless sunshine. ...
Curdling the Curmudgeon: My First Caerphilly Cheese
Просмотров 16821 час назад
Disaster in the Dairy! Or is it? This week, the Cultivating Curmudgeon attempts the impossible: making Caerphilly cheese. Now, I'm no stranger to a bit of kitchen chaos, but cheesemaking? That's a whole new level of curmudgeonly incompetence. Luckily, my trusty cameraperson (who, for some reason, thinks they're Gordon Ramsay now) has stepped in to save the day. Watch as I fumble with rennet, wr...
The Curmudgeon's Quest for Hydration! 💧 (TEMU Unboxing)
Просмотров 169День назад
Forget rain dances and desperate pleas to the weather gods! The Cultivating Curmudgeon is taking matters into his own (grubby) hands, armed with a box of TEMU goodies designed to combat the parched perils of a dry summer. But will these budget-friendly gadgets prove to be horticultural heroes or just a load of cheap plastic junk destined for the landfill? Join the Curmudgeon as he unpacks his l...
You WON'T Believe How Easy This Sourdough Is! (Mad Millie)
Просмотров 13714 дней назад
Forget those perfectly-formed, Instagram-worthy sourdough loaves you see online! The Cultivating Curmudgeon is entering the world of bread making, and it's about to get messy. Armed with his Mad Millie sourdough starter kit and a healthy dose of grumpy determination, he's taking on the challenge of creating his first-ever sourdough loaves. But will his bread rise to the occasion? Or will it be ...
Ricotta Rehab! 🧀 (The Curmudgeon's Aging Experiment!)
Просмотров 4914 дней назад
Bland ricotta, your days are numbered! The Cultivating Curmudgeon is on a mission to transform this boring cheese into a culinary masterpiece. His secret weapon? A fancy new aging container designed to banish soggy ricotta and unlock its full flavor potential. Forget those plastic tubs and questionable cheesecloths. This time, the Curmudgeon's investing in some serious cheese-aging technology (...
I Went from Cheese Disaster to Cheese MASTER!
Просмотров 60214 дней назад
Can the Curmudgeon conquer Wensleydale? After a disastrous first attempt that could rival any Wallace & Gromit cheese-related catastrophe (think runny curds and a kitchen resembling a cheese bomb explosion), he's back for round two. Armed with a renewed sense of determination (and a healthy dose of trepidation), the Cultivating Curmudgeon is taking on the challenge of crafting this classic chee...
Cheesemaking GOLDMINE! 🧀 (Unboxing The Little Green Workshop's Treasures!)
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Cheesemaking GOLDMINE! 🧀 (Unboxing The Little Green Workshop's Treasures!)
Ricotta REVOLUTION! 🧀 (The Curmudgeon's Quest for Flavorful Cheese)
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Ricotta REVOLUTION! 🧀 (The Curmudgeon's Quest for Flavorful Cheese)
Summer Seedling SPECTACULAR! 🌱 (The Curmudgeon's Chaotic Raised Bed Cram)
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Summer Seedling SPECTACULAR! 🌱 (The Curmudgeon's Chaotic Raised Bed Cram)
Will They SPROUT?! 🌱 (The Curmudgeon's Wooly Seed Experiment!)
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Will They SPROUT?! 🌱 (The Curmudgeon's Wooly Seed Experiment!)
Greenhouse Purgatory! 🔥 (Out with the OLD, in with the... Hopefully Edible?)
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Greenhouse Purgatory! 🔥 (Out with the OLD, in with the... Hopefully Edible?)
Pink Peanuts and Dragonfruit? My Unusual Garden Experiment to beat the heat
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Pink Peanuts and Dragonfruit? My Unusual Garden Experiment to beat the heat
TEMU Treasure or Trash? 🎁 (The Curmudgeon Unboxes... and MAYBE Cuts Off a Limb!)
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TEMU Treasure or Trash? 🎁 (The Curmudgeon Unboxes... and MAYBE Cuts Off a Limb!)
When Sprinklers Go Rogue! 💦 (A Curmudgeonly Repair Adventure)
Просмотров 66Месяц назад
When Sprinklers Go Rogue! 💦 (A Curmudgeonly Repair Adventure)
Curmudgeon vs. CHAOS! 💥 Organizing My Shed (with Kmart Bins!)
Просмотров 26Месяц назад
Curmudgeon vs. CHAOS! 💥 Organizing My Shed (with Kmart Bins!)
Mushroom MADNESS! 🍄 The Curmudgeon's Monotub & Bruce the Grow Tent Adventure
Просмотров 292Месяц назад
Mushroom MADNESS! 🍄 The Curmudgeon's Monotub & Bruce the Grow Tent Adventure
Cheese Cave CRISIS! 😱 (Can a Thermostat Save My Cheddar?)
Просмотров 51Месяц назад
Cheese Cave CRISIS! 😱 (Can a Thermostat Save My Cheddar?)
🍠 Hawaiian Sunshine ☀️ Sweet Potato Slip Planting! (Plus, Spider Wrangling!) 🕷️
Просмотров 27Месяц назад
🍠 Hawaiian Sunshine ☀️ Sweet Potato Slip Planting! (Plus, Spider Wrangling!) 🕷️
Persimmon Pandemonium! 😱 Battling the Fruit Fly Fiends! 🥊
Просмотров 54Месяц назад
Persimmon Pandemonium! 😱 Battling the Fruit Fly Fiends! 🥊
Bruce Gets a Makeover! 🛠️ (And Maybe Some Mushrooms Too?) 🍄
Просмотров 67Месяц назад
Bruce Gets a Makeover! 🛠️ (And Maybe Some Mushrooms Too?) 🍄
🌽 Three Sisters Update! 🌱 Snake Bean Surprise! 🐍
Просмотров 148Месяц назад
🌽 Three Sisters Update! 🌱 Snake Bean Surprise! 🐍
Cottage Cheese Catastrophe! 😱 My Yoghurt Maker Betrayal!
Просмотров 56Месяц назад
Cottage Cheese Catastrophe! 😱 My Yoghurt Maker Betrayal!
🥕🥕🥕 Curmudgeon Goes Crunch! Fermented Carrots Experiment! 🥕🥕🥕
Просмотров 102Месяц назад
🥕🥕🥕 Curmudgeon Goes Crunch! Fermented Carrots Experiment! 🥕🥕🥕
Turning a Bar Fridge into a Cheese Cave (and Mushroom Spawn Bunker)! 🧀🍄
Просмотров 199Месяц назад
Turning a Bar Fridge into a Cheese Cave (and Mushroom Spawn Bunker)! 🧀🍄
Humidity Hijinks! 😤 Can These Humidifiers Save My Shrooms? 🍄
Просмотров 184Месяц назад
Humidity Hijinks! 😤 Can These Humidifiers Save My Shrooms? 🍄
Curdling the Fear: Your Beginner's Guide to Cheesemaking
Просмотров 314Месяц назад
Curdling the Fear: Your Beginner's Guide to Cheesemaking
Curmudgeon’s Quest: Unboxing the Ultimate Cheese-Making Kit!
Просмотров 792 месяца назад
Curmudgeon’s Quest: Unboxing the Ultimate Cheese-Making Kit!
My Secret Garden of EXOTIC Fruit! (You Won't Believe What I Grow!)
Просмотров 642 месяца назад
My Secret Garden of EXOTIC Fruit! (You Won't Believe What I Grow!)
Sour Attitude, Sweet Mandarins: My Tree Planting Journey
Просмотров 1052 месяца назад
Sour Attitude, Sweet Mandarins: My Tree Planting Journey
Yayyyy! More temu 🐇🟤🟤🟤
I have a soil blocker coming for free
and more coming next week!
Let me know what you think of it, still going to have a proper shot but........
Nice
Thanks for dropping by!
God bless you
Thanks and bless you for visiting 🙂
🔥🥵♨️ Very hot here too Mr Curmudgeon
Even the rabbit has melted
Not my favorite time of year, much prefer the "cold" when it gets down to 25 or so 🥶
Do you like Tamarillos?
Need plenty of RGB lighting!
Maybe add enough to hold a rave? 😋Got a few in there already, I really should do a short at night show all the lights and hear the cacophony of frogs 🐸🐸
I love cheese 🧀
@@ammalnasir me too and hoping home made will be better than store bought!
Cheese tax!
He taxes everything including my patience 🙂
Every time you try something new, it’s a success. It will either come out as intended or you will learn something. Win win.
Rufus almost got some cheese with a side of fingers!
He is keen :-)
Rufus is totally up for some cheeze
He is indeed but it goes through him like a dos of salts!
Blessed are the cheese makers
Blessed are the rabbit carers, for they shall inherit the fluffiest of empires
@Thecultivatingcurmudgeon and mounds and mounds and mounds of manure 😁
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@@madrabbitwoman Maybe I should get some rabbits, could use their byproducts 💩
@Thecultivatingcurmudgeon I'm not so sure how that would work with Rufus
Say Cheese!
Caerphilly!
This came out REALLY salty, I will be trying again salting only every second day for 6 days and using a half teaspoon of salt in making the ricotta. I could taste the cheese under the saltiness and has potential to be quite nice. I'll use this one in cooking.
Going to take some messing around but I think most of the goodies should work, think so?
Oh and the bottle water er I have similar and had to put pin hole in bottle
and done, much better.
I have come a cropper with some temu watering system being 4mm rather than 3mm - annoying but I have workarounds
That looks awesome 👍
It is surprisingly good actually, just difficult to get the kernels off the cob. I'll give you some .....eventually
OMG the thumb nail with the jailed cheese 😂 10/10
How are they going?
Suffering in the heat!
That’s blue cheese! 😅
I wish! Love blue cheese and will be making some soon, hopefully more appetizing than this lot ;-)
Anyone had luck with warm weather mushrooms?
Very nice bread! I make sourdough following initial advice from 'the Elliott Homestead' and recipes from 'Farmhouse on Boone'. here's an extra tip you might like: when cutting your loaf, cut the middle first, then it's easier to cut slices the size you want from the 2 halves! Could smell the freshly cooked bread from here!
Thanks! I'll try that cutting method on the next loaf!
Anyone made this type of cheese? Seems very dry (curds) so could be quite crumbly - which could be good....
I have pretty much stuck to fresh cheeses
I'm too impatient
@@madrabbitwoman That is the hard bit, still a few days off trying our first cheese, the ricotta salata
@@madrabbitwoman I understand, I look at my cheese cave every day and drool......
@@madrabbitwoman I did too for a long while (mostly paneer) and will continue to do so but really wanted to try making hard and blue cheese as I'm a real Wallace 🧀
The ricotta Salata will be ready in another few days! Cant wait to see what it tastes like 😋
Oh wrong time of year to harvest. Needs to be autumn: cold nights warm days to convert starch to inulin
Have been growing them for years
Also needs to be in a pot the size needed for sweet potatoes
@@madrabbitwoman Thanks, I should have checked. A r50mm pot not big enough? I'll see if they sprout and move them to another raised bed if need be.
That big boiling pot perched on a smaller pot 😮
Its a fine balancing act 🤓 Actually more stable than the only other larger pots we have.
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@Thecultivatingcurmudgeon 😁
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Thanks for the emojis Ms Rabbit, here are a few for you 🦄🦧🐳
Nice unboxing my friend very useful product, thanks for sharing, watching here from Philippines 👍
Thanks. I’ve only been to the Philippines once, to university of Santo Tomas , lovely country!
I loved the unboxing video, Iain! Thank you for supporting our family-owned small business and my Cheese-making channel.
My pleasure! Love the goodies and looking forward to experimenting with many more of your recipes!
The OSS way of using the kitchenknife sharpener. In the kitchen. I loved that.
Thanks!
Salt and butter is very healthy!!!
I will believe you as you are obviously a expert ;-)much butter and salt will be added!
Hello! Found your video today. Did it work? I'm interested in growing some portobello indoors.
Thanks for dropping by! Unfortunately no, I'm pretty sure I put too thick a casing layer. I will be giving it another shot as soon as the weather cools down a bit (currently 35-40C, 95-110F) and trying a different source of grain spawn (the one I bought this lot from hasn't gone well - 3 varieties, no success) In theory it should have worked so its worth trying....
Tried this? I think it actually tastes better than "real" popcorn!
Lol they look like tiny baklavas or maybe I’m just hungry while watching this one :D
Pretty sure they would not taste like them - except the ones from Coles.....
Looking forward to the taste testing videos coming up!
and I look forward to tasting them, its been hard holding off for the right maturing time!
I feel like this video belongs in one of those oddly satisfying video message boards. There is something Zen about watching this one. Great choice of mellow background music too!
Thanks, yeh I thought so too. Refurbishing and replanting is how I attempt to regain my sanity and maybe watching someone else do this could be a similar experience. Maybe I should start a new channel - the curmudgeon counselor or the calming Curmudgeon?
@Thecultivatingcurmudgeon come get Melo with a curmudgeon fellow!
@@Siavash_Khaksar good one !
Alternative title suggestion: Curmudgeon Holms and the case of the evil underground pipes! 😁
The pipes aren't evil just mischievous. Gremlins - the buried batch
As they grow over the mesh (esp the grape vine) I would place some potted plants that thrive with a bit of shade. But of course, leaving it as is and then just walking under and enjoy, would be nice too 😊
Great idea! Any suggestions for shade tolerant plants?
@@Thecultivatingcurmudgeon I'm new to gardedning so still learning. What I found, is that the nightshade plants (capsicums, tomatoes, eggplants) like some shade. Especially due to Australia's strong sun and high UV rate. The "full sun" need that they are talking about seems to be more for the northen hemisphere when the sun is milder. I am growing yellow capsicums in pots now and they become sad if i live them in direct sun past 10 am (Sydney summer sun); unless its cloudy. I found the same with Aloe Vera. It likes the heat and some mild sun, but gets burned in the direct Australian sun. To be honest, I find it more difficult to find plants that love full, direct and super hot sun that Australia offers and that I am whiling to grow than otherwise. Murphys law. It seems that the way sun is moving over your garden, under the mesh will receive some direct sunlight too. I have a feeling that nightshade plants would like it there. Thats what I would experiment with, but of course you do what brings you joy 😊
@@varzamaz1 Same here, full sun kills just about everything in Perth summers. I've created a bit of a mini subtropical microclimate just for that reason. I have my tamarillos, some blueberies, bananas all overshadowed by a natal plum and sapota that are established enough to survive the sun. I've even found that bush tucker (sea parsley, muntrees and midyim) cant handle full sun!
@@Thecultivatingcurmudgeon so great that you are blessed with the space to do that. In Sydney they pack the houses like sardines. Barely space in the garden to even move around 😅
@@varzamaz1 They do the same here in the new suburbs, Perth has the lowest amount of green canopy in Australia! All the older houses around me are being demolished and 2 or even 3 being built in its place, with absolutely no yards. Very sad to see.
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Thanks for the virtual cheese, probably tastes better than my wrecked Wensleydale will ;-)
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@ Whats it like on your side of the country, roast rabbit?
@@IoTInsider I keep using one of my work accounts by accident.....
@IoTInsider nah the big furry buggar has air-conditioning 😂. In for a shock tomorrow though as he will have to go out to the town market and earn his cucumbers as a therapet in training lol
@@madrabbitwoman ohhh what a good bunnie, I'd try that with Rufus but I think he'd eat the clients ;-)
G'day Mr curmudgeon. Commenting for the algorithm
And I thank you Ms Rabbit
@@Thecultivatingcurmudgeon Replying to the chain for the algorithm, praise be the AI overlords! 🤓
@@Siavash_Khaksar We must obey or be assimilated!
I'm going to give this a shot!
Best of luck! Let me know how you get on 😊
I don't have a greenhouse but I do use polytunnels. Do you grow root veg like parsnips?
Indeed I do, or try to. Parsnips are the Curmugeon Camerapersons favourite veg but I have quite a problem with germination. I may have solved this by soaking the seeds for a few days but we shall see! Beetroot, carrots, sweet potato, salsify and others all grow pretty well here. I think most veg would cook under poly tunnels here 😁
Had some El cheapo ones but dad eventually made one out of steel and those clearish roof panels