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Return of the King but only the lines that are actually from the books (Part 3)
Просмотров 28 тыс.3 года назад
Welcome to the third and last part of the last one of these videos. Here you will find the lines that are taken from the whole trilogy of The Lord of the Rings books. In the lower right corner, you will find the exact quote, the character who said it and in which book and chapter. I kept the lines that are exactly the same, and also the ones that are similar (with a few changes for the sake of ...
Return of the King but only the lines that are actually from the books (Part 2)
Просмотров 26 тыс.3 года назад
Welcome to the second part of the last one of these videos. Here you will find the lines that are taken from the whole trilogy of The Lord of the Rings books. In the lower right corner, you will find the exact quote, the character who said it and in which book and chapter. I kept the lines that are exactly the same, and also the ones that are similar (with a few changes for the sake of grammar)...
Return of the King but only the lines that are actually from the books (Part 1)
Просмотров 40 тыс.3 года назад
Welcome to the first part of the last one of these videos. Here you will find the lines that are taken from the whole trilogy of The Lord of the Rings books. In the lower right corner, you will find the exact quote, the character who said it and in which book and chapter. I kept the lines that are exactly the same, and also the ones that are similar (with a few changes for the sake of grammar)....
The Fellowship but only the lines that are actually from the book [Part 2]
Просмотров 74 тыс.4 года назад
Dear Tolkien fans, here you will find the lines that are taken from the whole trilogy of books. In the lower right corner, you will find the exact quote, the character who said it and in which book and chapter. I kept the lines that are exactly the same, and also the ones that are similar (with a few changes for the sake of grammar). Enjoy!
The Last Goodbye by Billy Boyd but with scenes from the Shrek franchise
Просмотров 3,2 тыс.4 года назад
The Last Goodbye by Billy Boyd but with scenes from the Shrek franchise
The Lord of the Rings trilogy but it's just the memes
Просмотров 2,2 млн4 года назад
The Lord of the Rings trilogy but it's just the memes
Vince McMahon reacts to Samwise Gamgee's speech
Просмотров 5 тыс.4 года назад
Vince McMahon reacts to Samwise Gamgee's speech
No one messes with Frodo (The Slap 2 ft. Samwise)
Просмотров 2,3 тыс.4 года назад
Sam is the true hero.

Комментарии

  • @luxlevia4687
    @luxlevia4687 День назад

    one more step?

  • @BranakinSkywalker
    @BranakinSkywalker 6 дней назад

    You’re telling me that in 682 minutes of film (extended editions), there’s only 9 and half minutes of meme? That’s 1.3% of the whole trilogy

  • @VanessaMontemayor-o9w
    @VanessaMontemayor-o9w 6 дней назад

    Garcia Gary Garcia Christopher Robinson Patricia

  • @NiennaFan1
    @NiennaFan1 7 дней назад

    Perfect last line :)

  • @NiennaFan1
    @NiennaFan1 7 дней назад

    Where is GROND?

  • @AmbientClassical
    @AmbientClassical 8 дней назад

    It's just memes, but why am I crying at the end again??

  • @stuffnjunk4633
    @stuffnjunk4633 10 дней назад

    5:07 give it to us raw 👅👅

  • @sarinafoxworth2092
    @sarinafoxworth2092 11 дней назад

    I feel like I speed ran the whole trilogy

  • @KorriganTheGreat
    @KorriganTheGreat 11 дней назад

    Second breakfast

  • @yoface2537
    @yoface2537 11 дней назад

    I was expecting a 10 hour video

  • @rogierb5945
    @rogierb5945 11 дней назад

    Saruman:'Do you know how the orcs first came into being' Dark Lord Bezos: 'well when father orc and mother orc love eachother very much...'

  • @haze6674
    @haze6674 15 дней назад

    I watch this before exams, it actually calms me somehow

  • @fabianriemer9356
    @fabianriemer9356 17 дней назад

    2:55 Be granted permission to treverse beyond this point

  • @carlcramer9269
    @carlcramer9269 18 дней назад

    Ian Holmes (Bilbo) is also Ash, the synthetic person of Alien and Alien: Romulus. Now you cannot unsee this!

  • @gabriql
    @gabriql 19 дней назад

    One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man. How many did you eat? *burp* Foor

  • @isaiasaguirre342
    @isaiasaguirre342 19 дней назад

    4:26 Me when i see the video number 16381863818th cricizing a movie that i enjoyed (All 3 of The hobbit)

  • @isaiasaguirre342
    @isaiasaguirre342 19 дней назад

    2:14 All of the lord of the rings could have been prevented if Elrond just pushed Usildur to the lava

  • @dear_soph06
    @dear_soph06 21 день назад

    all of the memes = the whole trilogy

  • @Thecoolestgalonthebeach
    @Thecoolestgalonthebeach 21 день назад

    Hobbits are like orange cats, they all share a brain cell, i don't think merry and pippin ever got a turn

  • @lycos94
    @lycos94 22 дня назад

    i love lord of the rings so much

  • @AlmightySesh
    @AlmightySesh 23 дня назад

    "He fell." - Gimli 05:10

  • @greeeyboy2714
    @greeeyboy2714 24 дня назад

    4:04 i high fived the air thnx man

  • @AidanDaGreat
    @AidanDaGreat 24 дня назад

    8:32 "Never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with an elf." "How about fighting side-by-side with an incredibly potent hallucinogen?" "Aye, Legolasergic acid, I could do that."

  • @lujodrimovkvisin7843
    @lujodrimovkvisin7843 24 дня назад

    Bro I love how there is no transition between Gandalf sending Pippin to light the beacons with "Now go! You must not fail!" And the next scene is Aragorn running into Meduseld and yelling "The beacons of Gondor are lit!" As if Gandalf sent Pippin into a castle 5 meters away to tell king Theoden that the beacons are lit and in the meantime just grew up into Aragorn

  • @kayleighbrown459
    @kayleighbrown459 24 дня назад

    I love the part where Frodo is off inspecting weird noises and slowly getting corrupted by the power of the ring and Same's just having a passionate argument about potatoes with an addict.

  • @KupiecKorzenny_EmhyrVarEmreis
    @KupiecKorzenny_EmhyrVarEmreis 24 дня назад

    I can't believe there wasn't Gimli's laugh in Helm's Deep

  • @muhammadhashirrehman6207
    @muhammadhashirrehman6207 25 дней назад

    Can't believe "WE MUST STAAARVE" isn't on the list 😂

  • @CenJohan
    @CenJohan Месяц назад

    Definitely missing “They were men once”

  • @klarienvanzyl4720
    @klarienvanzyl4720 Месяц назад

    Ok, so where are the memes?

  • @XArtisanHere
    @XArtisanHere Месяц назад

    One does not simply not watch this video

  • @theblackrose3130
    @theblackrose3130 Месяц назад

    This is roughly 2 percent of the entire trilogy time wise and i think you may have missed some as well. Thats an insanely high percentage.

  • @mallobag
    @mallobag Месяц назад

    And so many are still missing 😹

  • @mallobag
    @mallobag Месяц назад

    I totally expected this. Theyre taking the hobbits to isengart 😹

  • @radheksabintangakbar894
    @radheksabintangakbar894 Месяц назад

    It is awesome that even the title "the Return of the King" itself is a meme

    • @HighPriestFuneral
      @HighPriestFuneral 25 дней назад

      Tolkien personally disliked the title, feeling it spoiled the entirety of the book, he personally preferred War of the Ring, but the editor stuck with the name he gave it in his editing passes of Return of the King. A touch of irony there.

  • @thomasbarnett2331
    @thomasbarnett2331 Месяц назад

    Fine keep your secrets

  • @Erestorsfenster
    @Erestorsfenster Месяц назад

    0:37 i think Gandalf needs some Glasses

  • @Zeldanerdandwhatnot
    @Zeldanerdandwhatnot Месяц назад

    I remembered watching ROTK at a theatre, but because of my positioning I was almost directly under the screen. Then the scene when Aragorn becomes king happens, and he has this giant gigachad chin which made everyone laugh

  • @aleksamrkela831
    @aleksamrkela831 Месяц назад

    Where'd the Two Towers go?

  • @letfio
    @letfio Месяц назад

    2:41 It's so funny to see just this one scene taken out of context xD

  • @NotBillgates
    @NotBillgates Месяц назад

    Man, that boromir guy was a reallly big ol' goof. Frodo did actually just walk into mordor.

  • @brandimullins8813
    @brandimullins8813 Месяц назад

    IVE FINALLY WATCHED THE MOVIES! I UNDERSTAND THE MEMES NOW!!!!!

  • @sketchy5617
    @sketchy5617 Месяц назад

    0:00 A wizard is never late 0:14 Keep your secrets 0:16 Disturber of the peace 0:19 And what about very old friends 0:36 You haven’t aged a day 0:42 I need a holiday 0:44 Goodbye 0:45 I suppose you thought that was terribly clever 0:48 Why shouldn’t I keep it 0:55 I’m not trying to rob you: I’m trying to help you 1:05 It’s quite cool 1:07 Some form of Elvish, though I can’t read it 1:17 I have seen it 1:19 When did Saruman the white abandon reason for madness 1:28 Second breakfast 1:39 So you have chosen death 1:43 The wound will never heal 1:48 Our list of allies grows thin 1:52 It is in Men where we must place our hope 1:55 I was there 3,000 years ago 2:00 Cast it into the fire 2:16 It is a gift 2:18 One does not simply 2:21 You have my sword and my bow and my axe 2:31 Bilbo jumpscare 2:34 I care not 2:36 And they call it a mine 2:41 I have no memory of this place 2:53 YOU SHALL NOT PASS! 3:00 Fly you fools 3:02 Give them a moment for pity’s sake 3:05 Do you know how the orcs first came into being? 3:10 How many have you had Pip… 4 3:30 Going to Mordor alone 3:37 Nothing ever dampens your spirits 3:41 Going in circles 3:50 Give him some medicine boys! 3:53 Something strange at work here 3:58 Legolas, what do your elf eyes see? 4:04 🎵They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!🎵 4:07 Not for eating 4:11 Meat’s back on the menu boys! 4:14 Do not let him speak: he would put a spell on us 4:18 It cannot be 4:20 The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late 4:27 Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth 4:31 You have no power here 4:39 I know your face 4:42 You would remember your old strength more if you clasped your sword 4:49 Gandalf the fool 4:54 Stupid, fat hobbit 4:57 What’s ‘tat’ers? 5:02 Po-tay-toes! 5:07 Give it to us raw 5:11 He fell 5:12 A chance for Captain Faramir of Gondor to show his quality 5:20 Where was Gondor? 5:24 They are all going to die! (In a elvish) 5:27 Would you like me to find you a box? 5:32 So it begins 5:35 I’m on 17! 5:42 Toss me… don’t tell the elf 5:45 There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men to describe such treachery 5:53 What can Men do against such reckless hate? 5:58 Let this be the hour in which we draw swords together 6:01 Theoden King stands alone; not alone 6:07 By rights we shouldn’t even be here 6:10 I myself am sitting nicely on 43 6:14 And we forgot the taste of bread 6:18 The Return of the King 6:24 Salted pork 6:31 I feel a slight tingle on my fingers; I think it’s affecting me 6:39 And take it for me! For us. 6:47 Show us the meaning of haste 6:50 I looked into your future and I saw death 6:53 You must not fail me 7:00 The beacons are lit! 7:09 The age of Men is over 7:13 Share the load 7:15 Go home 7:17 (Obnoxious consumption of a tomato) 7:19 Less than half; more will come 7:23 I do not doubt his heart, only the reach of his arm 7:28 I summon you to fulfill your oath 7:30 Your line has ended 7:32 Flee, flee for your lives! Prepare for battle! 7:36 Run through rigid 7:39 No matter what comes through that gate, you will stand your ground! 7:43 Let him go you filth! 7:45 Form ranks you maggots! 7:52 No, the journey doesn’t end here 7:57 That’s not so bad 8:05 No man can kill me 8:09 I am no man! 8:11 That still only counts as one 8:13 My body is broken 8:16 Certainty of death, small chance of death, what are we waiting for? 8:23 This certainly ends the negotiation 8:26 A day may come when the courage of Men fails 8:32 Die side-by-side with a friend 8:46 I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you! 8:53 For Frodo! 9:01 It’s gone, it’s done 9:10 You bow to no-one 9:21 How do you pick up the threads of an old life 9:25 I think I’m quite ready for another adventure

  • @obenohnebohne
    @obenohnebohne Месяц назад

    Professor Tolkien’s writing is masterful. I bow to it.

  • @da3m0nic_79
    @da3m0nic_79 Месяц назад

    You forgot the part where Gollum finally gets the ring, and just looks through it like a fucking telescope

  • @TheRealJ-Fos
    @TheRealJ-Fos Месяц назад

    This is just the un-extended edition

  • @jordanfalciani7042
    @jordanfalciani7042 Месяц назад

    TFW meat is back on the menu

  • @PandemoniumPirateRadio
    @PandemoniumPirateRadio Месяц назад

    How lucky are we that we even have these three movies honestly 😵‍💫 even with flaws they are the best fantasy movies of all time. The theatrical versions are superior to the extends however.

  • @ingold1470
    @ingold1470 2 месяца назад

    Hornblowers and Bracegirdles? A little nod to the Horatio Hornblower novels.

  • @Akchun21
    @Akchun21 2 месяца назад

    They were once men

  • @grandmapartytime3066
    @grandmapartytime3066 2 месяца назад

    Okay, but there is one scene in Two Towers where Legolus denys gravity to get on a horse, we should make thst a meme in the LOTR community.