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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Disaster
"I don't believe in magic, Wombat." - Idaho Bones
Timestamps:
00:00:00 - Poetically tasteless.
00:02:18 - Train shenanigans.
00:17:37 - Indy's retiring.
00:20:42 - Remember, no witnesses.
00:32:07 - Friendships and random flashbacks.
00:36:48 - iT's CaLlEd CaPitAliSm!
00:43:00 - Useless and pathetic.
00:46:13 - Oh hey, Antonio Banderas is in this movie.
00:53:21 - DYNOMIGHT!
00:55:13 - Archimedes figured out how time travel works?
00:59:04 - Saving Private Hitler.
01:02:30 - Pull yourself up by your bootstrap paradox.
01:12:38 - A blatant reshoot.
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The Flash: Absolute Worst of the Worst
Просмотров 333 тыс.11 месяцев назад
A solid comic book movie :') Timestamps: 00:00 - Hype Beast 02:21 - "A bat mess." 08:43 - Click bait journalism, flashbacks, and time travel. 16:22 - Barry breaks the universe. 26:12 - Spaghetti time! 28:53 - Rescuing Supergirl & Tone deaf writing. 36:24 - Shankings and reverse Holdo maneuvers. 39:46 - I AM THE FLASH, DR. HAN! ➤ Music: ✘ Title: Monkeys Spinning Monkeys [1 HOUR] ✘ Music: Kevin M...
The Witcher: Blood Origin - Universe Shatteringly Terrible
Просмотров 4,6 тыс.Год назад
Post Henry Cavill Witcher content is not looking super promising... ➤ Twitter - MMreviews95 ➤ Discord - discord.gg/bZ57kU7z35 ➤ Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Declan, you crashed the car! 00:02:21 - Painfully cringe meta-commentary. 00:07:47 - A sh*t ton of witnesses. 00:09:48 - Axe Guy gets banished. 00:14:38 - Reading the future isn't a big deal. 00:20:33 - Peace treaties are problematic?...
The Rings of Power: Patently Evil (Part Two)
Просмотров 61 тыс.Год назад
➤ My Twitter - MMreviews95 ➤ My Discord - discord.gg/bZ57kU7z35 ➤ My band's latest single open.spotify.com/track/3tubGC378MEgakyVsFPCn4?si=a2e3a26b784d4355 ➤ Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Who would fall for that? 00:01:29 - Selective amnesia. 00:07:17 - Establishing conflict. 00:10:31 - Elrond's top tier gaslighting. 00:13:57 - Patently Evil. 00:18:20 - I know Kung Fu! 00:21:26 - More ques...
The Rings of Power: Patently Evil (Part One)
Просмотров 162 тыс.Год назад
"Give me the meat and give it to me raw!" - Bilbonius Swaggins ➤ My Twitter - MMreviews95 ➤ My Discord - discord.gg/bZ57kU7z35 ➤ Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Back to the books! 00:03:33 - A deep dive into pseudointellectualism and Galadriel's character. 00:16:21 - A nomad by design. 00:19:05 - Continuity is a pesky thing. 00:24:40 - Brainrot is pretty contagious. 00:28:57 - False parallel...
The Latest Disney Star Wars Catastrophe: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Просмотров 15 тыс.Год назад
Hello there! ➤ My Twitter - MMreviews95 ➤ My Discord - discord.gg/bZ57kU7z35 ➤ Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Does this scene make sense? 00:03:29 - An introduction to our villains. 00:07:32 - Isn't this show called "Obi-Wan Kenobi?" 00:09:58 - A hollow interaction. 00:13:04 - A conversation cut short. 00:14:12 - Leia is ambushed by the Red Hot Chili Peppers 00:15:41 - A massive blemish aga...
Halo: Combat Devolved - Part One (TV SERIES)
Просмотров 4,4 тыс.2 года назад
This show is consistently inconsistent... Zanyverse's Channel - ruclips.net/user/Zanyverse Zelda Beyond's Channel - ruclips.net/user/ZeldaBeyond ➤ My Twitter - MMreviews95 ➤ My Discord - discord.gg/bZ57kU7z35 ➤ Time Stamps: 00:00 You didn't have to do that. 02:58 Spartans are mindless murder machines? 04:05 Rebels, shrooms, and murder. 06:45 UNSC Propaganda? 07:38 Master Chief arriv...
A Retrospective Look At Castlevania (Netflix) - Seasons 1 & 2
Просмотров 1,4 тыс.2 года назад
Decided to give this show another look over... ➤Twitter - MMreviews95 ➤Discord - discord.gg/bZ57kU7z35 ➤Time Stamps: 00:00 A quick thank you. 00:57 Introduction. 02:07 S1: Rushing into things. 05:03 S1: Understanding our main character. 06:25 S1: Trevor's stroll through Gresit. 08:24 S1: Worldbuilding and a clash of philosophies. 09:34 S1: Exploring the catacombs. 10:21 S1: Sypha en...
The Latest Disney Star Wars Embarrassment - Book of Boba Fett
Просмотров 156 тыс.2 года назад
I'm a simple memer trying to make my way through the galaxy, like a bantha ➤Twitter - MMreviews95 ➤Discord - discord.gg/bZ57kU7z35 ➤Time Stamps: 00:00 Introduction 02:47 Boba simps for the tuskens. 04:41 Did everyone forget what blasters are? 05:45 Gangs and armor are important. 08:03 A massive red flag. 08:46 Assassinations and jetpacks. 10:03 Where is the real Boba? 10:52 Wasted p...

Комментарии

  • @MesCaLiN21
    @MesCaLiN21 4 дня назад

    14:20 This looks like a Flak 38 double barrel (twin) gun with fantasy 200+ shot belts dangling around. No leading rail, nothing...this cries gun jam all over. U can clearly see the ammo wiggling around because the fantasy belt got a stupid center attachment of the ammo. Even the ammo size doesn´t look right. In reality this gun had 20 shot magazines. The germans experimented with belts but found out it would reduce fire rate and took too long to reload and also increased risk of ruining the barrels. Not to mention the loading mechanism couldn´t handle the weight. The barrels would be glowing after firing such a crazy amount of bullets ruining the barrels. But as we can see they look cold as a MRI of the script writer brain. The whole scene looks like from a Tom & Jerry movie...what the heck is burning on that gun? Lighter fluid? And ofc the who-knows-why out of control permanently firing gun that only hits the bad guys...

  • @johnnyf8227
    @johnnyf8227 10 дней назад

    I remember when Stuckmann had a pair.

  • @ShakaHapa
    @ShakaHapa 15 дней назад

    The flash movie is gonna do what green lantern did and ruin two amazing characters

  • @danielplank6163
    @danielplank6163 17 дней назад

    That's funny they think this movie was good 😂😂😂😂

  • @Roper122
    @Roper122 20 дней назад

    Absolutely nailed the problem with the Dial. Not supernatural at all.

  • @Jadensdivine
    @Jadensdivine 21 день назад

    Oh wait so if it resets the dc universe that must mean George Clooney is gonna be batman again

  • @luvit579
    @luvit579 21 день назад

    I don’t like Ezra but when the movie drop on Netflix I gave it a shot. Stopped watching about 30 min in and thumbs down 👎 on Netflix rating

  • @Nightzero66
    @Nightzero66 22 дня назад

    Dang I might’ve turned off the movie before they went time travel. And that why I was confused about time travel part

  • @poyzee7702
    @poyzee7702 28 дней назад

    I know I'm late to the video but something that has bugged me for so long is how they try claiming that at the time of the murder Henry was grocery shopping. Which would be fine, except that in the flashback which takes place RIGHT AFTER SHE GETS STABBED Henry just parked in the driveway and runs in to help her immediately. Maybe superspeed is just a genetic thing in the Allen family and the whole lightning business was redundant.

  • @Mojomanultra
    @Mojomanultra Месяц назад

    We need a mutt in vietnam movie.

  • @paulglover6525
    @paulglover6525 Месяц назад

    I think you have misconstrued magic with the spiritual realm.

  • @user-ig6ne8yp2c
    @user-ig6ne8yp2c Месяц назад

    I thought dialogue destiny a few times that I can say with 100% certainty you didn’t pay a lick of attention.

  • @DarkGellidous
    @DarkGellidous Месяц назад

    If tou are familiar with rpg, Helena would be the greatest representation of the edgy player: Selfish , sociopathic and trying to be the main character.

  • @krdragon6950
    @krdragon6950 Месяц назад

    Indiana Jones reminds me of John McClane in the beginning of Die Hard with a Vengeance. Where Indy is divorced, alcoholic and been demoted.

  • @Hammster69official
    @Hammster69official Месяц назад

    I'll say this much for The Dial Of Destiny: it's better than The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.

  • @mkinkade7103
    @mkinkade7103 Месяц назад

    The CIA witnessing two murders and being okay with looking the other way is the only believable part of the movie. The CIA has killed thousands of people directly and millions indirectly. They do not care about the lives of others let alone the law. The worst scene in this movie, though believable, is when you realize flee-bag didn’t take Indie back to stop his son from going to war. James was lying, flee-bag let it slip that her and Kennedy wanted to eliminate any and all men who could show up or replace the character of Shaw.

    • @MediaMana
      @MediaMana Месяц назад

      The difference is the people murdering civilians indiscriminately were not CIA operatives. It would make zero sense for them to look the other way and allow them to continue jeopardizing their mission, when it would benefit them way more to just leave Voller’s thugs out to dry.

  • @ryanwilson2909
    @ryanwilson2909 Месяц назад

    "It's called capitalism" line from a spoilt, entitled, and overly privileged PWB, made me boycott this movie.

  • @LudwigPaiste28
    @LudwigPaiste28 Месяц назад

    That DiaReva actress is painfully to watch.

  • @user-ek1xy3ml4r
    @user-ek1xy3ml4r Месяц назад

    Ask Fans

  • @robertwikeljr-1522
    @robertwikeljr-1522 2 месяца назад

    Makes one to believe " powers that be " were trying to not only give G. L. a fatal heart attack, but also have Him rolling in His grave for eternity. As well as torturing H.F. legacy. :(

  • @ThePmbstudios
    @ThePmbstudios 2 месяца назад

    You might all disagree with what I'm about to say. But the recent Kung Fu Panda 4 is basically Dial of Destiny done right. It's a better passing of the torch movie than this, Zion who starts off as a thief and a criminal but gradually changes and evolves during the course of the movie and actually takes responsibility for her actions.

  • @marthastubbs8321
    @marthastubbs8321 2 месяца назад

    I liked the opening scene

  • @mr.o6240
    @mr.o6240 2 месяца назад

    Maybe if y'all hadn't of complained so much about Crystal Skull, this film wouldn't have been made...🤔

  • @JackTorrance333
    @JackTorrance333 2 месяца назад

    I watched every one of the Indy adventures in the theater except this one. Girl boss movies eat ass.

  • @williamarthurfenton1496
    @williamarthurfenton1496 3 месяца назад

    A lot of people these days really do not understand what a good 'independent and strong' character should be. So much film and TV is clearly just pushing the message "Women can do anything, as they're fantastic.". As if some vague and ultimately meaningless feel-good platitude is of any actual value in the real world. Then they make programmes like Vikings to try and rewrite history to push the same message. As if somehow pretending that historical sexism against women wasn't universal somehow helps any kind of cause for equality. Lord of the Rings may be fantasy, but it's still based in traditional European culture (bad and good). Most people spectacularly fail to understand what fantasy is. They think it's all magic and elves so you can do anything you want, which is absolutely not the case. It is nearly always - and certainly with Tolkien's work - set in a realistic myhtologised version of reality, sometimes with sprinkings of supernatural elements.

  • @williamarthurfenton1496
    @williamarthurfenton1496 3 месяца назад

    Where are all the competent writers gone?

  • @williamarthurfenton1496
    @williamarthurfenton1496 3 месяца назад

    I don't understand why Disney don't just make more original content set in the Star Wars universe. They clearly want to do their own thing. It can only be malice by constantly degrading every single beloved character (the male ones at least). They must know their target audience by calling it 'Obi Wan' isn't going to respond well. They want kids to watch it, and what connection would they have to characters from the late 70s and early 80s? Just make a totally fresh story set in say the old republic and young people can have their own Star Wars as well.

  • @MalachiWhite-tw7hl
    @MalachiWhite-tw7hl 3 месяца назад

    Megalomaniacal Nazis again--how original. No wonder it lost 200 million $.

  • @philipc5151
    @philipc5151 3 месяца назад

    it would make more sense if phoebe use the dial to go back and bring mutt back so that jones can see both his son and wife when woke up

  • @philipc5151
    @philipc5151 3 месяца назад

    the whole thing is just so dump, everyone are stupid in the movie so that the not so dump phoebe is mary sue now

  • @wheelzwheela
    @wheelzwheela 3 месяца назад

    First you nuke the fridge to kill a franchise then you Dial the Destiny to piss on it’s grave.

  • @FalconNest
    @FalconNest 3 месяца назад

    This is a very good video examination of the terrible, last (?) Indiana Jones installment. However, from Longinus on, you mispronounced all Greek and Latin names apart from Archimedes.

  • @johni5355
    @johni5355 3 месяца назад

    This entire show was f****g AWFUL. Awful writing, awful acting, awful everything. A billion dollar turd.

  • @maladacav8819
    @maladacav8819 3 месяца назад

    I mean look you can poke holes in ANY movie idc how “brilliant “ it is. This super hero shit isn’t even my jam of a genre and I only started weeks ago to dive into all the superhero movies and started w my fav childhood characters which happens to be DC. I went in blindly, no idea until later about all the drama behind them w Zack etc and I’m watching them via release dates and I have to say you are being a little over the top harsh w a genre that is kinda stupid to begin with and the whole point of why this shit even exists. Anyway, coming close (almost) to the DC end and this movie wasn’t even close to being one of the worst ones that are so bad it’s fkn irritating. This wasn’t one of them. I still had a good time watching it and yes I was ragging on the dumb shit like can of tomatoes among babies in microwave nonsense but it was not close as bad as previous ones I’ve seen that mfs are like oohhh this is a masterpiece which legit pissed me off. Anyway, I agree w some of your points but you are being a little extra w it, more so than other similar cynical “RUclipsr film critics “. You act like this Mf fkn #metoo YOU also and are taking it super personal. It hit the basic shit ppl want from superhero movies w/o being hit over the head preached at . And I thought Michael Keaton Batman on screen again was beyond fkn AWESOME and again I have very little expectations for any of these movies . But bro, did the flash or Ezra like touch you in a “bad way” or something, did he fkn steal shit from you ? Look I’m all about roasting and cynicism but yo come on you legitimately are being over the top that YOUR video is kinda funny in a I kinda wanna roast it way. Who takes a Flash movie this fkn seriously. Jesus lol

    • @Proxy_Oka
      @Proxy_Oka 4 дня назад

      For a guy who doesn't take a capeshit movie seriously, you sure did take this video seriously enough to write this wall of text.

  • @maladacav8819
    @maladacav8819 3 месяца назад

    Literally out of everything in this movie that is EXACTLY what I kept thinking is like why in the fuck wouldn’t he see who actually killed his mom or wtf actually happened. Like I can’t imagine any human or meta human would just by pass this over a can of tomatoes. They could have done soooooo much with this movie creatively, I mean they could have done something new, bold and refreshing.

  • @ArcanisUltra
    @ArcanisUltra 3 месяца назад

    The Flash has an audience score of 83% on Rotten Tomatoes. So, even if only 1 in 6 people agree with “The Flash sucks,” it’s nice to see people not afraid to give their outlier opinions.

  • @edwardhannah8507
    @edwardhannah8507 3 месяца назад

    I'm starting to think Kathleen Kennedy has dirt on people in Hollyweird.

  • @GilesMcRiker
    @GilesMcRiker 3 месяца назад

    Kathleen Kennedy's greatest legacy is the cottage industry of RUclips channels she spawned that meticulously explain and document the extent to which she has desecrated the Disney Lucasfilm movies under her stewardship.

  • @Omnivorous1One
    @Omnivorous1One 3 месяца назад

    I think in 5-10 years nobody will be going to movie theaters anymore. Hollywood insists on turning loved franchises into complete & total garbage.

  • @natashacutiepie6074
    @natashacutiepie6074 3 месяца назад

    I'm confused the significance of the video seeing as the father got there literal seconds before the Mom was killed. They can still argue he is the killer especially if they questioned Barry & he said he heard noise, ran downstairs & saw his Dad holding his Mom. So I'm confused how the video Barry is doing all this for even matters.

  • @VicariousReality7
    @VicariousReality7 4 месяца назад

    This shit is fanfiction written by obnoxious american teens

  • @kristinrutherford8779
    @kristinrutherford8779 4 месяца назад

    How does Ezra miller still have a career

  • @nakiadayjr.3240
    @nakiadayjr.3240 4 месяца назад

    Flash movie is going off the 2017 justice league not the Snyder cut.

  • @nakiadayjr.3240
    @nakiadayjr.3240 4 месяца назад

    The Synder Cut isn’t Canon in the DCEU

  • @billross9132
    @billross9132 4 месяца назад

    All these reviwers paid and the film still flopped. Wb cant do anything right with dc

  • @TheEverSoTalented
    @TheEverSoTalented 4 месяца назад

    I didn't think the words "No Witnesses" could be sooo funny!

  • @arrownoir
    @arrownoir 4 месяца назад

    38:19 Actually that’s incorrect. Superman only fought Faora, Zod and Nam-Ek. They never launched a full scale invasion because at least that movie understood how stupid it would be for Superman to be able to succeed under such odds. The only reason he overcame any of those 3 was due to his home field advantage that wouldn’t have been sufficient had they fought him as a group.

  • @arrownoir
    @arrownoir 4 месяца назад

    It didn’t need to be. Ezra is such a miscast.

  • @JossinJax
    @JossinJax 4 месяца назад

    Good stuff. Although, I did see Yoda at some point so I was surprised you didn't compare Hobo Bruce's introduction to that of Luke Skywalker's in The Last Jedi and highlight their shared initial reluctance to engage in the hero's journey.

  • @Sploberrie
    @Sploberrie 4 месяца назад

    You know you fucked up when Spongebob does time travel better than you