So, he wanted to avoid getting attached to the AI, so he stopped spending time with her and got a real girlfriend. Then the AI got mad that he wasn't spending time with her. But the AI _was_ his real girlfriend, so he actually was spending time with her. So, why was she mad?
Oscar bait right here people. "In a world, a young boy, shy and confused on what real girls are like finds true love in the most unlikely of places. His computer/laptop. At what first seemed like a match made in creepy heaven comes to a head when the young boy started to fear for his totally existent social life you guys. Little did the boy know that even waifus......sometimes aren't to be trusted. Coming this fall from the estemmed basement dweller Daniel, Z AI! Rated 2spooky4me." "Such a masterpiece that manages to blend drama and spookiness seemlessly. It'll have you bleeding hyper realistic blood from your eyes from start to finish." - Roger Ebert
Sylverias Well since people liked it soo much Me and my company are going to be turning it into a game. Oh and it's gonna have nothing to do with the movie
I hope you all enjoy the new Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime, that's about Zelda and is creepy :3. It's a special kind of creepy though. Fitting, for a month of Scary Finger Puppet Ghosts.
Yuri? Can I change Daniel's name to not mine? o.o Like...can we warp reality so that fucker is named....I dunno...tom? NO not change your reading....go into that horribly pasta based reality and replace him with Tom... (Great video BTW ^ ^)
I actually have a Creepypasta to recommend. Wow. What do you know? It's a notoriously long creepypasta that has grown somewhat popular, I guess, called Godzilla NES. It isn't creepy or believable by any standards, although I actually found it entertaining to read. It isn't stupidly bad, although it's cliched as shit, but it would be interesting to see a video done on it. It has one particular moment that deserves fog horns, a 420 noscope disco strobe-light, and some blunts Photoshopped on the image. You'll know it when you see "Still the best, 1973"
Really creepy for all the wrong reasons. GG. "Take me, Zelda-senpai." is the point where I choked on my drink. Yuri-kun, if I die, I'm totally gonna haunt your consoles.
That was just subtle commentary that Yuri left in, I'm pretty sure the story didn't say "take me Zelda-senpai," sometimes it's hard to distinguish what's in the story and what isn't.
Omegagoldfish Oh, really? Huh... that explains it then. My fabulous hair tracker fabulously exploded and I got lost while looking for GameCubes to haunt :|
"About four years ago I decided to take my love for the legend of Zelda further." So we have a guy going to second base with a video game. That's *one* way to start a creepypasta, I guess....
Fat6amer It sure as hell creeped _me_ out, that's for sure. I wonder if that was the author’s intent? _"And don't worry they're just images on pillows."_ Now that's a creepypasta. ...wait--that's _real?!_ And I _shouldn't_ worry? I'll...slowly walk away and throw up.
Crap.....*Looks at RF3, Has married Shara and Sophia on different saves in that, HM:Friends of mineral towns, Ann and Karen on differ saves, HM:TOT Candace, HM:ANB Iroha...* I am hosed..
*”She sat on the bed and started to giggle a little. But Daniel got annoyed and told her to be quiet.”* Dang now if that’s not love, then I don’t know what is.
Bealtimint Sprightnight I'm a guy with a short attention span so I'm in several areas of RUclips, plus I do way too many different things on my channel. xD I have over 260 channels that I'm subscribed to, so yah, I get around a lot. It's pretty much impossible for me to pick my favorite RUclipsr because I watch so many different things. lol
The thing that annoys me most about the story is that the girl, who I guess is a sentient ghost AI person that can use a phone, comes into REAL LIFE and has every mean necessary to hurt or torment or do SOMETHING to the protagonist, instead just leaves after killing some random person. I mean, if she can be physical and real, why doesn't she just talk to him or something? Come to the guy's house? The antagonist of the entire story can do literally anything, and instead she kills a guy and then leaves forever.
Yuriofwind lol Oh shit in comment section with yuriofwind um wat 2 do oh probly tell him abot shit pastacreppy'$ um well ...2 hour later oh Ow ow my fuckin splinter in muh foot Right Here's some bsc, & obsg Bsc: Tails doll curse, & The red gamecube Obsg: Pokémon vietnamese crystal Thank you P.S this comment was ment to be terrible but if you do want Pokémon vietnamese crystal ask JonTron
That's the actual scary part of Scary Finger Puppet Ghost Month. Yuri's getting mind-controlled by a ghost. If we don't stop it, the ghost will force him to work until he's totally worn out and can never make any video again. D:
You gotta admit, this IS creepy. It's just creepy in a sexual eye fetish sort of way instead of a spooky scurry way. She stood up and repeated, “Never forgetti about the spagetti #9/11” over and over again.
Roughly five minutes in: Soos and the Real Girl? Roughly eight minutes in: Soos and the Real Girl. Roughly nine-and-a-half minutes in: Not totally Soos and the Real Girl, but quite Soos and the Real Girl.
Part 2: He wakes up wit de lapcomputer on hes chest and Zelda is on de screen. Suddenly, the lapcomputer splodes, he dies, hyperrealistic blood sprays all over de wallz, leavin a Zelda plushie on de messy corpse. De end.
I love how "Character Designer" and "AI Designer" are synonymous in the Daniel-Kun's mind XD They require completely different skillsets XD It's also great how he finds it shocking that an AI could incrementaly increase or decrease it's affection. That wouldn't be hard to do :P
Like I previously said after my two previous rewatches of this episode, "Z AI" wasn't *as* boring as I remembered it being! That has to count for something. 😆
Magoloso shit... i guess i went too far with my Ruto... though instead of her killing my best friend, she was using him as a creepy doll of some sort, i was uber super scared! scary ghosts!
My God! I wrote this ages ago XD It was my first attempt at a creepy pasta QQ I laughed so hard at this video though haha keep up the good work Yuri :3
You're right, they take place in different dimensions! Kyle and Chris/Daniel and Tom are the same people, in a different dimension. Tom and Kyle are from the Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime Dimension, Daniel are Chris are from the Bullshit same fucking name and Z AI seems like Sonic.exe in too many ways dimension. :3
"Good shit!" -Yuriofwind, 2014 You know, it wasn't that bad of a fanfic. I actually felt a little spook when Z A.I. banged on the kid's computer/laptop screen and said some stuff. It could've been great, if only the protagonist died or something.
Andrew, this has probably been your absolute best BCS video yet, or at least top 5. It was joke after joke after joke, and in my opinion, none of them fell flat. You were possibly at your most clever in this video. Just wonderfully hilarious from start to finish.
|Killjoy mode activated| acTUALLY. A legend isn't necessarily fiction/bullshit, you're thinking of a myth. They are synonyms though, to be fair. :/ Legend: "a traditional story sometimes popularly regarded as historical but unauthenticated." A non-fiction legend would include the story of the discovery of pluto, for example. While authenticated, the story itself is still a legend. There are many similar examples as well, though none come to mind at the moment. |Killjoy mode deactivated| Sorry mate. :P
Is Chris Kyle's brother? Cousin? EDIT: OMG brilliant idea! Someone should do a webcomic or youtube series of all of these terrible fanfic/creepypasta characters living together... Tom, Kyle, Chris, Daniel, Bootman Bill, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way...
OuroborosChoked Oh my gosh i feel like using RPG Maker 2003 or something to make a dumb parody game of these protags trying to survive their unscary creepypasta monsters. It'll have all the cliches and stuff. Ebony may not have written any creepypastas (from my knowledge) but she'll probably be the first one to die.
I think your storytimes are actually getting better yuri. I don't know how, they're already my favorite series to watch on RUclips! The only videos I actually look for on my feed
I think the weird part is she didn't act like she knew Chris was her father (then again she couldn't have bean there when he created her, and she was based off Zelda).
thekey0123 She knew Chris was Daniel's friend, she was able to get into the real world like Agent Smith from Matrix, murdered her father as a revenge plot on her cheating boyfriend and then possessed girl friend like Agent Smith to scare him! Now she walks his halls as a ghost instead of computer data! Love makes people do strange things.
Dude what's a girlfriend? Jk but really he was Just forshadowing and making a joke on how it would be dificult to believe the guy in the story could possibly get a real girlfriend, heck even the AI Zelda didn't like them at first.
I don't know about you guys but i'm extremely disappointed in Daniel-kun, When you have a fake waifu you commit to that shit son, not just forget about them. I believe that he was the bad guy in this story and Zelda-senpai was justified in killing his friend. Maybe next time he'll know how to treat an AI waifu with care and respect, .
Damn it, dude. I gotta watch this in school, because no internet at home right now. You know how hard it is to not laugh!? Damn "Take me, Zelda-senpei" almost ruined everything. Also, this poor author's real life was already destroyed when he asked for the Zelda's AI
Dear lord this is basically a bad Zelda X Reader fanfiction. I'm not sure when this was written, but the plot is very similar to the Gravity Falls episode "Soos and the Real Girl", to the point that it rips the episode off almost entirely. The difference being that that episode was well written and the virtual girlfriend character was actually terrifying and emotionally abusive, in this fanfic it's just....sure she killed a person and all that but she isn't terrifying in the slightest. It's so bady written.
As with many hilariously crappy creepypastas, this one has been taken down from the creepypasta wiki. It may be found on trollpasta wiki, but don't get your hopes up.
Here is my pasta creepy: me and my friend really loved playing sonic adventure DX when we were younger on that ol Atari PlayStation. Out of nostolja we bot Sonic the adventurer XD off of eBay. Wen we got the game the cover wasn't like the original cover. Sonic had a sad look on his face. And chaos was red. We thought it was a color mistacke. We opened the case. The disc didn't have any desine on it. It just said adventure in black marker. We put the game into the Sexbox 420. The game started with red static. And then it jumped straight to the file select. Instead of sonic on the title screen ther was a skeleton! There was a save file with all carecturs but it wasn't even 100 percent complete. Hell it wasn't even 10 percent complete. I switched thru the characters. Every time I flipped through the roster red static would appear for a brief second. Sonic was bloody with sadness on his face. Tails was in fetal position. Nukles had his back turned to the camera. I went to switch (cont)
To the other character. It didn't move. It automatically selected moose knuckle. Knock was running in circles. The sky was blood red. And there were skeleton on grounds. His made a screem. It switched back to the character select screen. There was a sevenf character all of Teh sudden. It said my name. "Dick". There was a model of me. I selected the character. But then, the others character came out and jumped my player model. They turned to the screen and lunged. Now am dead. I am stuck in between big's asscheeks. If anyone is reading cum help
The more mistakes the story has the funnier it is, and good work Yuri I always enjoy watching your videos. I know you probably have other things to do. But you should try to put out more videos.
Zelda, Pokémon, Mario, and Sonic are the biggest game franchises in the world. Of course they’d have multiple stories written about them. I guess the 5th is Metroid? Because that’s incredibly popular too. They’re going off the most mainstream game franchises out there because they’re the most recognizable.
Something about this story reminds me of that one episode of Nozaki-kun where Nozaki and Mikoshiba play a dating sim. More specifically, the part when Mikoshiba says "And that's when things went from 2D to 3D," and he pulls out a bishoujo figurine.
Yuriofwind Agreed. If you want suggestions, I know of an awful pasta called Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Explorers of Death. (Here: flimsy-cat.deviantart.com/art/PMD-Explorers-Of-Death-185647892, there is another version here: flimsy-cat.deviantart.com/art/PMD-Explorers-Of-Death-V2-198509408) I've commented on a lot of your videos asking for you to review this, you'll soon see why... (I will still review it myself,however)
Omegagoldfish DISCMAIMER english isnt my first language well that was a realy bad story i like how the author actually said 'its scary in more ways than one' i do agree with the author on that none of those ways are plot or story related though.
When I heard of him hanging out with the AI, then returning to regular life, I KNEW it would pull off a BRVR. I KNEW it would pull off the Harvest Blood Moon.
wow, chris is an amazing programmer, putting a virus, and not allowing the user to exit his program, also, props to chris and the "real" girlfriend for making such an elaborate prank.
I'm always so excited when a Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime pops up in my RUclips feed, said Author. But when I clicked on it, it started the video! I was worried about what will happen to my computer. Then Yuri starts talking about someone with an AI and I got confused and punched my laptop with a gun. Never will I forget the pain... NEVER FORGET! (In all seriousness, I love these videos.)
Wait, he found the FILE for the Zelda thing? Didn't he get a disk for it? Was the disk still in the computer? Does the disk get burnt into the computer (laptop) after running it?
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So, he wanted to avoid getting attached to the AI, so he stopped spending time with her and got a real girlfriend. Then the AI got mad that he wasn't spending time with her. But the AI _was_ his real girlfriend, so he actually was spending time with her. So, why was she mad?
I think he just forgot what he was writing about halfway through.
Yuriofwind Or maybe...
He never finished! (DUM DUM DUMMMMMMM)
Real girl was her testing the rrlwtionship
I'd also like to point out that the make of the AI said it "turned out better than expected", and ended up murdered by his own creation.
Bitch's B cray
Oscar bait right here people.
"In a world, a young boy, shy and confused on what real girls are like finds true love in the most unlikely of places. His computer/laptop. At what first seemed like a match made in creepy heaven comes to a head when the young boy started to fear for his totally existent social life you guys. Little did the boy know that even waifus......sometimes aren't to be trusted. Coming this fall from the estemmed basement dweller Daniel, Z AI! Rated 2spooky4me."
"Such a masterpiece that manages to blend drama and spookiness seemlessly. It'll have you bleeding hyper realistic blood from your eyes from start to finish." - Roger Ebert
Pure misogyny! - Polygon
Zelda has tits! 10/10 - IGN
What the fuck is a Sonic? - The Escapist.
Sylverias Well since people liked it soo much Me and my company are going to be turning it into a game. Oh and it's gonna have nothing to do with the movie
***** 2spoopy4me
Sylverias this.
it's perfect
All the roles are played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I hope you all enjoy the new Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime, that's about Zelda and is creepy :3. It's a special kind of creepy though. Fitting, for a month of Scary Finger Puppet Ghosts.
Yuri? Can I change Daniel's name to not mine? o.o Like...can we warp reality so that fucker is named....I dunno...tom? NO not change your reading....go into that horribly pasta based reality and replace him with Tom... (Great video BTW ^ ^)
Try doing a review for the creepypasta "Hapiness For Sale"
I actually have a Creepypasta to recommend. Wow. What do you know?
It's a notoriously long creepypasta that has grown somewhat popular, I guess, called Godzilla NES. It isn't creepy or believable by any standards, although I actually found it entertaining to read. It isn't stupidly bad, although it's cliched as shit, but it would be interesting to see a video done on it. It has one particular moment that deserves fog horns, a 420 noscope disco strobe-light, and some blunts Photoshopped on the image. You'll know it when you see "Still the best, 1973"
ElvenSonic Last chapter in Godzilla NES (Chapter 8) sucked almost as much as Sonic.exe...
Sounds like that episode of Gravity Falls.
Really creepy for all the wrong reasons.
GG.
"Take me, Zelda-senpai." is the point where I choked on my drink.
Yuri-kun, if I die, I'm totally gonna haunt your consoles.
That was just subtle commentary that Yuri left in, I'm pretty sure the story didn't say "take me Zelda-senpai," sometimes it's hard to distinguish what's in the story and what isn't.
Devon G Well, yes, that was the joke o-o
And it is now dead :[
Like me.
Yuri's GameCube here I come!
Terumi Yūki Every time someone tries to haunt someone's console, their ghost ALWAYS ends up in my house.
Omegagoldfish Oh, really?
Huh... that explains it then.
My fabulous hair tracker fabulously exploded and I got lost while looking for GameCubes to haunt :|
Terumi Yūki Now GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!
"About four years ago I decided to take my love for the legend of Zelda further."
So we have a guy going to second base with a video game.
That's *one* way to start a creepypasta, I guess....
+Joey Geraghty I have no idea what those are and I'm afraid to search it up. is it body pillows?
Hollow Tim ahhh OK ik what those are.
Fat6amer
It sure as hell creeped _me_ out, that's for sure. I wonder if that was the author’s intent?
_"And don't worry they're just images on pillows."_ Now that's a creepypasta. ...wait--that's _real?!_ And I _shouldn't_ worry? I'll...slowly walk away and throw up.
Remember to only have one Waifu, or else it will ruin your Laifu
Caketake, you have no idea what that means, do you?
Whaaa why this isn't school days. We shall obtain all the waifus to satisfy our harem needs. \(●+♡)/
TheHungryVeggie animator Yeah he ended up like that one chick from a magic girl anime who was the head of the group #Keepo
Crap.....*Looks at RF3, Has married Shara and Sophia on different saves in that, HM:Friends of mineral towns, Ann and Karen on differ saves, HM:TOT Candace, HM:ANB Iroha...* I am hosed..
Oh yeah I forgot Nami from HM:AWL.
*”She sat on the bed and started to giggle a little. But Daniel got annoyed and told her to be quiet.”*
Dang now if that’s not love, then I don’t know what is.
One does not simply avoid laughing throughout a Bullshit Creepy Pasta Storytime episode.
Who are you and why do you comment on everything I like?
Bealtimint Sprightnight I'm a guy with a short attention span so I'm in several areas of RUclips, plus I do way too many different things on my channel. xD I have over 260 channels that I'm subscribed to, so yah, I get around a lot. It's pretty much impossible for me to pick my favorite RUclipsr because I watch so many different things. lol
***** You know what, I think I will make a few of them at some point. Probably not the full episodes but that's not a bad idea. :)
***** I made something similar to that.
Yuriofwind: Lost Episode (Creepypasta Video)
StupidMarioBros1Fan Nice to see you here.. and there.. and over there.. and everywhere..
I love it when I find stories like these and see all the "11/10! BEST STORY EVER!" comments XD
XD, well to be fair, the comment section to this story is using the 1 out of 5 scale. It's a 5! Somehow. o_o
***** Geeze, NOW you tell me.
Minuteworld94 3 likes really?? REALLY???
tiacat11
REALLY?!??!?!?!?!?!11!@!@2120()()()()()()(*(*((*/)
Yes, really.
Your sarcastic tone cracks me up in every Bullshit Creepypasta x'D
Love it.
Glad you enjoy it :D. At this point it's pretty much impossible for me to take the bad stories even remotely seriously :3.
Black Magic 101 seems to be a required class for programmers.
The moment you realize this is basically bad fan fic about Zelda...
Scary Finger Puppet Ghost Month!!! :D
:O SO SP0OkY
7spooky1me
It doesn't work that way +Majin Boo, it's (x)spooky(x+2)me.
Paul A Josi 9stupid11meme
The thing that annoys me most about the story is that the girl, who I guess is a sentient ghost AI person that can use a phone, comes into REAL LIFE and has every mean necessary to hurt or torment or do SOMETHING to the protagonist, instead just leaves after killing some random person. I mean, if she can be physical and real, why doesn't she just talk to him or something? Come to the guy's house? The antagonist of the entire story can do literally anything, and instead she kills a guy and then leaves forever.
Cause the authors a moron.
Dude, I'm at work, this is not the easiest thing to explain how hard I laughed at this!!
Sorry bout that! :3
Yuriofwind lol
Oh shit in comment section with yuriofwind um wat 2 do oh probly tell him abot shit pastacreppy'$ um well
...2 hour later oh
Ow ow my fuckin splinter in muh foot
Right
Here's some bsc, & obsg
Bsc: Tails doll curse, & The red gamecube
Obsg: Pokémon vietnamese crystal
Thank you
P.S this comment was ment to be terrible but if you do want Pokémon vietnamese crystal ask JonTron
This reminds me of that Gravity Falls Episode `Soos and the real Girl´, except that Gravity Falls is a good show.
Yeah, I was pretty much thinking the same thing.
I saw that episode yesterday, so it I guess was pretty fresh in my mind.
That was my impressoion as well...
***** I wouldn't say that, Phineas and Ferb is also pretty good. But then again, that's just my opinion.
I also enjoyed Lilo and Stitch! Probably because nostalgia, but whatever, it is still one of the only good Disney shows in my opinion.
***** What about Star Wars Rebels and Avengers EMH? Those are great shows.
This story was ahead of it's time. It's some haunted ChatGPT type shit.
So the Zelda AI basically went yandere and he wasn't man enough to handle her....
Yuri is getting downright regular with his updates. I'm, starting to get scared.
Too spooky
That's the actual scary part of Scary Finger Puppet Ghost Month. Yuri's getting mind-controlled by a ghost. If we don't stop it, the ghost will force him to work until he's totally worn out and can never make any video again. D:
4spooky6me
That's the real creepypasta.
If they ever make a movie based on this story I think Nicolas Cage should play Daniel.
and Zelda. And the girlfriend. He should just play every character.
Nicolas Cage plays Daniel next to Zelda played by Christopher Walken with guest star Bill Cosby. Movie of the year.
Megamaniac610 fuck it let him be the director and screen writer as well.
"No! Not the eyes. Not the eyes!"
No, he should play Yuri.
You gotta admit, this IS creepy. It's just creepy in a sexual eye fetish sort of way instead of a spooky scurry way.
She stood up and repeated, “Never forgetti about the spagetti #9/11” over and over again.
The moral of all video game crappy pastas: never, ever stop playing the same game, otherwise the characters will get angry and try to kill you.
Roughly five minutes in: Soos and the Real Girl?
Roughly eight minutes in: Soos and the Real Girl.
Roughly nine-and-a-half minutes in: Not totally Soos and the Real Girl, but quite Soos and the Real Girl.
So it wasn't just me...
I would've set up cameras to see where that humming came from, but I'm not smart like these "writers."
*Hyper realistic blood counter*: 2
New record?
New record of its absence?
Nah, just blood,
It wasn't hyper-realistic.
Pokemon Blood Red has you covered.
Part 2: He wakes up wit de lapcomputer on hes chest and Zelda is on de screen. Suddenly, the lapcomputer splodes, he dies, hyperrealistic blood sprays all over de wallz, leavin a Zelda plushie on de messy corpse. De end.
2spooky4me
+MaxwellMahan 3spooky5me*
Whoa now, let's get ahead of ourselves.
Now that's what I call story telling lol
A+, but 1/10-GameSpot
I love how "Character Designer" and "AI Designer" are synonymous in the Daniel-Kun's mind XD They require completely different skillsets XD It's also great how he finds it shocking that an AI could incrementaly increase or decrease it's affection. That wouldn't be hard to do :P
The creepiest part of this creepypasta is the author.
Z AI 2
The most anticipated sequel since Bad Rats: The Show.
Daniel should stick to Rule 34 Zelda picks. Or someone should have told him about dating simulations.
Agreed. Once you start involving such shady characters as "Chris", things just get out of hand.
Yuriofwind
:O Senpai noticed me!
No.... you know what, you are the first person I'd agree to on a subject about R34. Excuse me, I'm gonna go take a shower.
Right, he should've learned from Chris-chan's fiasco!
Like I previously said after my two previous rewatches of this episode, "Z AI" wasn't *as* boring as I remembered it being! That has to count for something. 😆
wait if the girlfriend was the AI then what was the point of her getting mad? she was still his girlfriend.
Girls are weird
Cole Waller are moms girls?
Punkaroni no, they are moms
soy milk yeah!
"Take me, Zelda sempai~"
-YuriofWind, 2014
God, Yuri's comments crack me up every time!! What a great video for spooky finger puppet ghosts month!
Yuri I've been rewatching your creepypastas this has got to be one of my favorites with the cringy ai loving protagonist
Well, some shitty author recently watched the Gravity Falls episode Soos and the Real Girl
Omg your right it's exactly like that!
I was thinking the same thing. Either that or he saw the movie "Her" and decided to make it about Zelda =/
I like the part where he immediately goes to throw the computer into the trash. 'ts good shit, right there.
This is why you don't take waifus to the next level.
Magoloso shit... i guess i went too far with my Ruto... though instead of her killing my best friend, she was using him as a creepy doll of some sort, i was uber super scared! scary ghosts!
Because they turn into yanderes!
My God! I wrote this ages ago XD It was my first attempt at a creepy pasta QQ I laughed so hard at this video though haha keep up the good work Yuri :3
Daniel and Tom are related. Same for Kyle and Chris. It's just too obvious, how could you not see that Yuri!
I think they may be the same people.
You're right, they take place in different dimensions! Kyle and Chris/Daniel and Tom are the same people, in a different dimension. Tom and Kyle are from the Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime Dimension, Daniel are Chris are from the Bullshit same fucking name and Z AI seems like Sonic.exe in too many ways dimension. :3
Maybe they are all brothers whose mother is doing drugs and each time she's doing more drugs and so they get worse (the youngest son is Bradley btw).
"Good shit!" -Yuriofwind, 2014
You know, it wasn't that bad of a fanfic. I actually felt a little spook when Z A.I. banged on the kid's computer/laptop screen and said some stuff. It could've been great, if only the protagonist died or something.
(Realizes what your profile pic is)
dat profile pic tho
Yuri-senpai thank you for this video I've got bronchitis so this made me super happy :)
Happy I could help! Hope you feel better, bronchitis is a bitch o-o.
Ain't nobody got time fo dat
You actually replied omg thank you!!!!!!1!
Yuriofwind Dammit Yuri, you weren't suppose to notice him! You're fucking up the formula!!!
black death-chan That's not very polite. Yuri seemed to care. >.>
I can't help but say Ee-Ai-ee-ai-oh while reading "Z Ai-"EE-AI-EE-AI-OOOH!!!
Andrew, this has probably been your absolute best BCS video yet, or at least top 5. It was joke after joke after joke, and in my opinion, none of them fell flat. You were possibly at your most clever in this video. Just wonderfully hilarious from start to finish.
Legend = Bullshit Story...
*Legend* of Zelda...
CONSPIRACY?
Bullshit Story of Zelda... This Creepypasta?!?!?!?!?!
|Killjoy mode activated|
acTUALLY. A legend isn't necessarily fiction/bullshit, you're thinking of a myth. They are synonyms though, to be fair. :/
Legend: "a traditional story sometimes popularly regarded as historical but unauthenticated."
A non-fiction legend would include the story of the discovery of pluto, for example. While authenticated, the story itself is still a legend. There are many similar examples as well, though none come to mind at the moment.
|Killjoy mode deactivated|
Sorry mate. :P
This was just constant laughs all the way through. I love your comedic delivery.
Is Chris Kyle's brother? Cousin?
EDIT: OMG brilliant idea! Someone should do a webcomic or youtube series of all of these terrible fanfic/creepypasta characters living together... Tom, Kyle, Chris, Daniel, Bootman Bill, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way...
Cousin. He is his half cousin twice removed on his mothers side of the family.
Perfect idea!
I want to see this happen. There better be HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD in every comic too
Thane Krios No, keep remodeled. It's much better.
OuroborosChoked Oh my gosh i feel like using RPG Maker 2003 or something to make a dumb parody game of these protags trying to survive their unscary creepypasta monsters. It'll have all the cliches and stuff.
Ebony may not have written any creepypastas (from my knowledge) but she'll probably be the first one to die.
I think your storytimes are actually getting better yuri. I don't know how, they're already my favorite series to watch on RUclips! The only videos I actually look for on my feed
We love you Yuri.
Yuri loves you all too :D.
"No one even heard of my girlfriend..." I feel that
Morel of the story: don't leave your virtual girlfriends alone
Also, don't let Chris create them. He doesn't know what he's doing.
I think the weird part is she didn't act like she knew Chris was her father (then again she couldn't have bean there when he created her, and she was based off Zelda).
Fuck I forgot about Harvest Moon...
thekey0123 Really? That was the weird part? Of all things?
thekey0123
She knew Chris was Daniel's friend, she was able to get into the real world like Agent Smith from Matrix, murdered her father as a revenge plot on her cheating boyfriend and then possessed girl friend like Agent Smith to scare him! Now she walks his halls as a ghost instead of computer data! Love makes people do strange things.
Yuri, I need to listen to your storytime readings. They always make me laugh and brighten my day! Thank you, Terrible Story Warrior!
*J U S T M O N I K A*
These videos always make me so happy.
As an idea for a story this one honestly isn't that bad. It COULD be really creepy, but was handled poorly. But the base idea isn't horrible.
I get the feeling Dan never had a real Girlfriend.
but he told us he did!
you can't lie on the internet!
Dude what's a girlfriend? Jk but really he was Just forshadowing and making a joke on how it would be dificult to believe the guy in the story could possibly get a real girlfriend, heck even the AI Zelda didn't like them at first.
***** never!nope not never
I'm starting to wonder if this isn't actually a really good creepypasta set in the first-person perspective of a sociopath.
I don't know about you guys but i'm extremely disappointed in Daniel-kun, When you have a fake waifu you commit to that shit son, not just forget about them. I believe that he was the bad guy in this story and Zelda-senpai was justified in killing his friend.
Maybe next time he'll know how to treat an AI waifu with care and respect, .
*N O N S E X U A L*
This was one of the funnier ones you've read lol. I especially love how your voice compliments your sarcasm.
I’m sorry, Link. But I can’t let you do that.
Damn it, dude. I gotta watch this in school, because no internet at home right now. You know how hard it is to not laugh!? Damn "Take me, Zelda-senpei" almost ruined everything.
Also, this poor author's real life was already destroyed when he asked for the Zelda's AI
Soo this is what 'Soos And The Real Girl' Got their plot ideas from! What a great story!!! xD
When the cherry petals of bullshit creepypasta academy are in bloom...
Anthyding Can Hadplen.
I like it when these stories are so vague to the point where you just know it's fake, I love your content, especially your sarcastic voice
I love how for the majority of the game play footage, you're just fucking around or performing glitches.
Man that was epic, and I'm totally not late with this comment!
9/10, missing some Tom.
Dear lord this is basically a bad Zelda X Reader fanfiction. I'm not sure when this was written, but the plot is very similar to the Gravity Falls episode "Soos and the Real Girl", to the point that it rips the episode off almost entirely. The difference being that that episode was well written and the virtual girlfriend character was actually terrifying and emotionally abusive, in this fanfic it's just....sure she killed a person and all that but she isn't terrifying in the slightest. It's so bady written.
You can't say creepypasta without bullshit.
Where's my grapes!?
*feeds you grapes*
There you are, Sir Duck :3
Yuriofwind
Then he waddled away! Waddle waddle...
WeArMature
Till the very next day bum bum bum bum bum BA dum
How to save a duck life
I love this bit Yuri, your sarcastic remarks make my day.
I really love YuriofWind, he always makes me giggle and laugh. :D
As with many hilariously crappy creepypastas, this one has been taken down from the creepypasta wiki. It may be found on trollpasta wiki, but don't get your hopes up.
Here is my pasta creepy: me and my friend really loved playing sonic adventure DX when we were younger on that ol Atari PlayStation. Out of nostolja we bot Sonic the adventurer XD off of eBay. Wen we got the game the cover wasn't like the original cover. Sonic had a sad look on his face. And chaos was red. We thought it was a color mistacke. We opened the case. The disc didn't have any desine on it. It just said adventure in black marker. We put the game into the Sexbox 420. The game started with red static. And then it jumped straight to the file select. Instead of sonic on the title screen ther was a skeleton! There was a save file with all carecturs but it wasn't even 100 percent complete. Hell it wasn't even 10 percent complete. I switched thru the characters. Every time I flipped through the roster red static would appear for a brief second. Sonic was bloody with sadness on his face. Tails was in fetal position. Nukles had his back turned to the camera. I went to switch (cont)
To the other character. It didn't move. It automatically selected moose knuckle. Knock was running in circles. The sky was blood red. And there were skeleton on grounds. His made a screem. It switched back to the character select screen. There was a sevenf character all of Teh sudden. It said my name. "Dick". There was a model of me. I selected the character. But then, the others character came out and jumped my player model. They turned to the screen and lunged. Now am dead. I am stuck in between big's asscheeks. If anyone is reading cum help
This my friends, is art
gr8 m8 I r8 8/8
Joey Bacala -6/10 not enough blood
4/20 not enough of Sp00ky skelingtons and Big's ass cheeks.
The more mistakes the story has the funnier it is, and good work Yuri I always enjoy watching your videos. I know you probably have other things to do. But you should try to put out more videos.
It's about as depressing as it sounds honestly
As usual you make another entertaining video! Thanks Yuri!
I binge your vids every few years. I always find it funny how these shitty pastas always write about the same 5 games
Zelda, Pokémon, Mario, and Sonic are the biggest game franchises in the world. Of course they’d have multiple stories written about them. I guess the 5th is Metroid? Because that’s incredibly popular too. They’re going off the most mainstream game franchises out there because they’re the most recognizable.
Yaaaas! Karate kid reference at 5:18
I'm about 40 seconds in and I've just heard "it's like fanfiction"
is he going to try to fuck the cartridge ?
Let's hope it wasn't "used"...
ewww lel.
Something about this story reminds me of that one episode of Nozaki-kun where Nozaki and Mikoshiba play a dating sim. More specifically, the part when Mikoshiba says "And that's when things went from 2D to 3D," and he pulls out a bishoujo figurine.
I read the title as Z AL. I'm like, who's Al?
I'd make it look more correct, but, I'm sure that's not what the author would have wanted. :3
A character of Fullmetal Alchemist
A bearded guy from a 90s sitcom.
Al Bundy?
A-L-'S
T-O-Y
B-A-R-N
I was listening to you today while cleaning my student pad, This I will continue doing because it made cleaning fun, thank you Yuri-senpai! :D
I found this channel by mistake but my new fav creepypasta channel
Thank god it's October. I NEED more bullshit creepypasta storytime yuri. Your sarcasm is truely something to behold during these segments ;D
Why do creepa pasta writers like Yandere characters?
I love it when you read creepy pastas. You make them not scary at all with your sarcasm.
And still no Alex Melee, that has to be *THE SHITTIEST* pasta I've ever seen, so bad it makes Sonic.EXE and Street Fighter Succabus look decent
Look up Bad Creepypasta Alex Melee, it's two bad creepypasta readings with jokes inserted, the other pasta is called The Mannequin.
SSJ1Gohan I know it, but only Yuri's majestic voice can give this pasta the official *IT'S SHIT* staple
rip annotations as well as mobile being able to click said annotations
There is so much filler in this, you can literally skip two paragraphs on the creepypasta wiki.
Really, you could just skip reading the whole thing. No need to put ones life in danger ;-;.
Yuriofwind Agreed.
If you want suggestions, I know of an awful pasta called Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Explorers of Death. (Here: flimsy-cat.deviantart.com/art/PMD-Explorers-Of-Death-185647892, there is another version here: flimsy-cat.deviantart.com/art/PMD-Explorers-Of-Death-V2-198509408)
I've commented on a lot of your videos asking for you to review this, you'll soon see why...
(I will still review it myself,however)
Omegagoldfish DISCMAIMER english isnt my first language
well that was a realy bad story i like how the author actually said 'its scary in more ways than one'
i do agree with the author on that none of those ways are plot or story related though.
Pepijn Korevaar The author actually hates that story now.
And then this would be made into a much better story in an episode of Gravity Falls.
This is just Doki Doki Literature Club
When I heard of him hanging out with the AI, then returning to regular life,
I KNEW it would pull off a BRVR.
I KNEW it would pull off the Harvest Blood Moon.
tom is it you
wow, chris is an amazing programmer, putting a virus, and not allowing the user to exit his program, also, props to chris and the "real" girlfriend for making such an elaborate prank.
his new girl BTW was a sonic plush
I'm always so excited when a Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime pops up in my RUclips feed, said Author. But when I clicked on it,
it started the video!
I was worried about what will happen to my computer. Then Yuri starts talking about someone with an AI and I got confused and punched my laptop with a gun.
Never will I forget the pain...
NEVER FORGET!
(In all seriousness, I love these videos.)
Wait, he found the FILE for the Zelda thing? Didn't he get a disk for it? Was the disk still in the computer? Does the disk get burnt into the computer (laptop) after running it?
I love you Yuri-senpai, you always make my day! :3
The first half of that sounded like a certain episode of Gravity Falls.
Wow this is actually creepy but, not the way the "author" intended.
Oh boy, I can't wait to dong some bobongos.