For people not from Russia. WARNING: IF YOU TRY TO LEARN RUSSIAN FROM COUNTER STRIKE YOU CAN ACCIDENTALLY LEARN POLISH, SERBIAN, UKRAINIAN OR SOME OTHER SLAVIC LANGUAGE INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN
They aren't dangerous, but if you accidentally say Croatian dialect for example: kruh instead of Hleb like in Serbian dialect then pray for life because Luka modrič will come to your house and you'll turn into a soccer ball
you can easily tell Poles from Russians: say pshekpshek per-dole (hello beautiful friend) in Polish. If you'll hear agressive hissing noises it were Poles
4:16 there’s 7 words, the last one is «короче» (koroche) when Russians trying to explain something that take a lot of time to explain, they use this word and starting explain it even longer than it can be without this word
"Кароче” is the word parasite, so don’t be surprised if a person uses this word to explain, the explanation itself turns out to be longer than without it.
@@FondeFaood "Короче ты несёшь херню" for example means than person that say it not in mood to explain to you why he think you are an idiot. It may feels like a parasite word but it's not... At least in most cases.
Как человек, который родился и вырос в Санкт-Петербурге, могу сказать, что таким способом даже мы, обычные русские люди, не сможем отличить вас от носителей. Огромное спасибо за такой прекрасный туториал!
I know the Cyrillic alphabet, yet I still cannot process the letters fast - languages with alphabets that are harder than the Latin alphabet are so complicated and Russian is a category 5 language tho it’s way easier than Chinese languages and Japanese which are category 10 with impossible characters and tones! Irish and Scottish Gaelic are the hardest languages I am learning, and they are both category 3 languages, so they are a bit harder than Hungarian and Latvian and Finnish which are category 2, especially the spelling is very complicated - I’ve been learning Gaelic all day today with Icelandic subs as I have a pretty good level in Icelandic that’s very close to advanced level! I highly recommend learning the prettiest and easiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / English / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese / Danish / Welsh / Breton / Cornish / Manx / Forn Svenska as they are way too pretty not to know, and Irish and Scottish Gaelic are also super gorgeous tho they are pretty complex, and Slovene is the easiest and prettiest Slavic language, so I highly recommend learning it as well, and Latvian and Hungarian and Latin and Galician and Occitan are also very pretty and easy, so they are all great options - I am upper intermediate level in Icelandic and Norse and German and advanced level in Norwegian and upper advanced level in Dutch and mid intermediate level in Welsh / Swedish / Portuguese / French / Italian and writer level in English and native speaker level in Spanish!
@@FrozenMermaid666cyrillic is easier than roman letters in english for me tbh through though drought trough brought the "ough" makes 5 different sounds
Nope, English is the easiest language ever and the easiest to use and type on any device and the Latin alphabet is the easiest alphabet ever! If one learns every English word automatically with its spelling and pronunciation, one will be able to type each word automatically, just like I am typing all the English words, and it only feels difficult if one doesn’t know the words automatically yet and isn’t native speaker level or at least advanced level yet and if one isn’t learning the words properly with their pronunciation and spelling and if one isn’t revising them enough! That’s why I highly recommend actively revising each word at least thirty times over a longer period of time to learn each word automatically as well as seeing the words many times inactively by watching every video with subs in the target languages, and, using the language or languages a lot nay typing the words and all sorts of sentences a lot every day or regularly, to fully develop an automatic mode in the new language or languages! Like, I have a fully developed English mode! So, I type every word automatically without even having to think about it and I have no difficulty saying or typing or differentiating between though and thru or through and thorough and trough and rough and cough and bough and brought and drought and draught and ought etc!
@@FrozenMermaid666 I'm a native english speaker, english is the easiest to YOU, but it's hardly the easiest language ever Russian and basically every other language out there only feels difficult if you don't know the words automatically, that's just called not knowing the language enough
I once tried to learn Russian. The only things I learned to say were, 'good,' 'thank you' and 'I speak Russian,' which is ironic because I really don't.
Русский язык крайне простой Просто запомни слова "да", "нет", "возможно", "понял", "ага", "вечер в хату", "сделаю" и пяток матов, потом формы склонени, и спряжения, несколько глаголов, падежи, ответ на вопрос "вилкой в глаз или в жопу раз" и фразы "Цой жив!" и "Панки хой!" Для минимального общения хватит
Pfff, what ns, real db op, edit out the misused food term eat, it’s beyond disrespectful to food, eat doesn’t belong in the same sentence with any word that isn’t a fruit or a vegetable!
Как раз славянские (а точнее словянские, от слова "слово") имеют значения слова. Моральное значение. Как заклинания в магии, слова имеют силу и смысл. Перевести это сможете, а понять не сможете:)
3:45 "Я люблю тЫ" Finally, after all these years the Ы sound reached its perfection. Dear Language Simp you have become the true Russian officially! Прими уверение, уважаемый, я рад за тебя!
я учу английский и твой видео - самое лучшее аудирование ахаха. мне кажется, что в целом английский подтянулся из-за того, что я просто смотрю твой контент поэтому жду видео 🦫 тостер
That is a hilarious piece of master art! I laughed out loud like throughout the whole video. And I finally understood how poor my native speaker skills were compared to the ultimate alpha male like this XDDD
Я вспомнила одного Русского хоррор геймера, который назвал не страшного монстра из игры тостером). И, в принципе, это слово можно использовать в играх, обращаясь к непутёвому тиммеру. "Ну ты и тостер/Ну ты конечно тостер"
The достопримечательности joke was so good. Everyone who has ever learned Russian as a second language shares the experience where we first see this word and think “Oh my god, what have I gotten myself into”.
Show your laze eye for funny thumbnail was genius. And you actually joking about it in the video, i respect you for that). Btw, I am Russian native speaker, and i am interested, are you speaking in lower tone on Russian on purpose or not?
2:43 We have a similar saying in Poland: Jedno oko na Maroko, drugie na Kaukaz, which roughly translates to "One eye on Morocco, the other on the Caucasus". I think this is funny, how Slavic languages are similar in the most unexpected aspects.
Pro Tip - Learn how to say "don't kick me" in Russian whenever you want to play CSGO for immersion, atleast you play a round or two(if you're lucky) before getting kicked😊
In case you don't understand the joke "speak russian like a native speaker from Kazakhstan" - in the northern regions of this country everyone speaks russian and for many kazakhs there it's their first language. They indeed speak fluent
not only from northern regions man, its second official language in kazakhstan, i would say that up to 80-85% of kazakhstan’s population speaks russian fluently and almost 95% can at least understand it
I am american and Idon' t have 5 minutes. It seems I am starting to speak russian. Спасибо тебе большое, брат. Твоя методика реально работает. 😮 Я вообще не знал языка в начале просмотра и теперь я говорю свободно по-русски!
as someone from the middle east, look at a rusian native's comment with a genshin pfp makes my brain undergoes the transition to a unicellular AI module....
Ага, тоже орнул. Это самый тяжёлый писатель из школьной программы. Даже Толстой проще, то просто графоман, там можно без потери сути пол книги пролистать. Но самое главное смысл! Его нет я хер его знает че там весь запад тащится именно с Толстого и Достоевского. Вот Раскольников угандошил бабку обухом топора - символично!!! Острием он убил в себе все человеческое. Ну что за бред! Он же просто за деньгами шел, он же не мясник, разделывать бабку не собирался... вроде... хотя дело в Петербурге было... хмммм... надо перечитать....
пр дратути датути здравствуй дарова ку приветик приветики-пистолетики приветули здравия желаю вечер в хату позвольте поприветствовать. а ещё куча переделанных заимствований по типу салам хаюшки
I highly advise starting with these words, as they are very commonly used throughout conversations! Щит (shield) Книга (book) Фарт (luck) Как? (How?) Факт (fact)
unironically this type of videos actually help people on their first steps, because of how cool and interesting a language can be. Thanks Language Lord!
Borscht can be different Ukrainian borsch, Russian borsch, Polish borsch, etc. The funny thing is that the recipe is slightly different from each other. Ukrainians seem to always make borscht with sour cream, Russians are more spicy, but I don’t know about Polish ones, I just heard that there is Polish borscht.
Как русский живущий в Сибири заявляю , что разници в борщах нет , мы так же едим его со сметаной и салос с чесноком , я бы не давал борщу украинские корни , так как мы досихпор нехрена не можем определиться от куда он
The thing is, there is no difference in borsch between countries, but there can be a huge differences in recipe between families. Even between mother and grandmother in a single family. It's just about small changes in recipe, sometimes not that small. You can taste infinite amount of different borsch in Ukraine, or Russia, or Belarus, etc.
I agree with the comments above - there is one generic borch recipe. The difference is in what you use as a filler. Ukranians use salo (bacon i guess?) and garlic, as far as i know, Belorussian use pompushki (a small round bread), we, Russian use sour cream and some herbs. The fillers are based on what each region is rich for.
Yesterday I was speaking to a young Russian dude through an app and he started doing backflips and self-combusting after hearing my level after 5 months... So it's not impossible, it just takes daily f*** work and MOST OF ALL following all the advice mentioned in this video 😁
Ты учишь русский, а я учу так же американский, тоже не легко учиться ваш язык, но он и правда легче британского, ты мотивируешь меня прям учить английский, спасибо 😃😥
As a native speaker of russian I must admit that you forgot one extremely important filler word - kak by. And then if you add this one you will sound completely like a Russian. As the result we get this flow of speech - blin nuu kak by tipa vprintsipye ckazhem vobshem da blyat idi naxui
@@girrex7499 Unless you naprimer put it after naprimer every other fucking word naprimer. Naprimer like a semi-famours russian musician naprimer - Pauk (Spider) taschemta naprimer. Trash, ugar and sodomiya naprimer
As a Russian, I can confirm my morning routine involves the following I start out with a Special Getting out of Bed operation. I then undergo a Special Caloric Operation and take a Special Transportation Operation to my Special Making a Living Operation
If you don't have Дегтярёва Пехотный 27, индекс ГАУ - 56-Р-321, калибра 7.62x54R, с дисковым магазином 1928 года выпуска in your closet-forget about it.
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Wow it actually worked holy shit
Nu tipa zdravstvuitye
biznes ledi
blya nuuuu
Idi Nahuj
Zdsvstvyite dryg
Посмотрел 2 раза и забыл русский
бизнес леди?
ну в принципе, скажем
тостер
блин
Nu blin
For people not from Russia. WARNING: IF YOU TRY TO LEARN RUSSIAN FROM COUNTER STRIKE YOU CAN ACCIDENTALLY LEARN POLISH, SERBIAN, UKRAINIAN OR SOME OTHER SLAVIC LANGUAGE INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN
They aren't dangerous,
but if you accidentally say Croatian dialect for example: kruh instead of Hleb like in Serbian dialect then pray for life because Luka modrič will come to your house and you'll turn into a soccer ball
you can easily tell Poles from Russians: say pshekpshek per-dole (hello beautiful friend) in Polish. If you'll hear agressive hissing noises it were Poles
its pretty easy to tell the difference. for example if you hear "blya" every 2 word that's russian
@@ImPedofinderGeneralhow bold of you to assume that we can pronounce this...
Inter Slavic language! 🤩🤩
"Ы" doesn't make "eeeeee" sound, it makes "Ы" sound
it makes the /ɨ/ sound
Ы can`t be more or less than Ы
а как им этот звук объяснить? всё равно что написать ъ пытаться его выговорить, только объяснить
@@taelilmari2036 я где-то видел лучшее объяснение
"Ы - звучит как будто вас ударили в живот"
Лучше всего воспроизводится когда ты в наклонку пытаешься поднять тяжёлый предмет а тебе ударят в живот
4:16 there’s 7 words, the last one is «короче» (koroche) when Russians trying to explain something that take a lot of time to explain, they use this word and starting explain it even longer than it can be without this word
"Кароче” is the word parasite, so don’t be surprised if a person uses this word to explain, the explanation itself turns out to be longer than without it.
"короче" can be translated as "long story short" or something like this
ты имеешь ввиду In brief
Ситуации две когда используют короче/или короче говоря, это когда хотят быстро проскочить текущую тему не объясняя причин, второй вариант описали вы
@@FondeFaood "Короче ты несёшь херню" for example means than person that say it not in mood to explain to you why he think you are an idiot. It may feels like a parasite word but it's not... At least in most cases.
Бля, ну впринципе...вообщем да. Бизнес леди, тостер!
Ну бля кароче впринципе дааааааа.... Тостер?ну здравствуйте
@@user-jy3lj4dw7o Ссср водка медведь?
@@Nopendos хардбасс водка путин путин Жопа привет
@@Nopendos балалайка ☝
Тостер впринципе
Instructions unclear,now I speak fluently French
as a russian speaker i forgot how to speak russian
as a french speaker i forgot how to speak french
Pourquoi t'es-tu encore trompé? C'est la troisième fois cette semaine!
Oui oui baguette
maintenant quoi
i've laughed to tears at Достоwasteoftimesky, спасибо за существование, лангуаге симп
Как человек, который родился и вырос в Санкт-Петербурге, могу сказать, что таким способом даже мы, обычные русские люди, не сможем отличить вас от носителей. Огромное спасибо за такой прекрасный туториал!
Friendly reminder for English native speakers! Russian = sarcasm
С "один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ" проорал так, что всю семью разбудил. Это было очень хорошо, языковой простофиля, жму руку 🤝
я тоже хахахах пословица топ
I know the Cyrillic alphabet, yet I still cannot process the letters fast - languages with alphabets that are harder than the Latin alphabet are so complicated and Russian is a category 5 language tho it’s way easier than Chinese languages and Japanese which are category 10 with impossible characters and tones! Irish and Scottish Gaelic are the hardest languages I am learning, and they are both category 3 languages, so they are a bit harder than Hungarian and Latvian and Finnish which are category 2, especially the spelling is very complicated - I’ve been learning Gaelic all day today with Icelandic subs as I have a pretty good level in Icelandic that’s very close to advanced level! I highly recommend learning the prettiest and easiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / English / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese / Danish / Welsh / Breton / Cornish / Manx / Forn Svenska as they are way too pretty not to know, and Irish and Scottish Gaelic are also super gorgeous tho they are pretty complex, and Slovene is the easiest and prettiest Slavic language, so I highly recommend learning it as well, and Latvian and Hungarian and Latin and Galician and Occitan are also very pretty and easy, so they are all great options - I am upper intermediate level in Icelandic and Norse and German and advanced level in Norwegian and upper advanced level in Dutch and mid intermediate level in Welsh / Swedish / Portuguese / French / Italian and writer level in English and native speaker level in Spanish!
@@FrozenMermaid666cyrillic is easier than roman letters in english for me tbh
through
though
drought
trough
brought
the "ough" makes 5 different sounds
Nope, English is the easiest language ever and the easiest to use and type on any device and the Latin alphabet is the easiest alphabet ever! If one learns every English word automatically with its spelling and pronunciation, one will be able to type each word automatically, just like I am typing all the English words, and it only feels difficult if one doesn’t know the words automatically yet and isn’t native speaker level or at least advanced level yet and if one isn’t learning the words properly with their pronunciation and spelling and if one isn’t revising them enough! That’s why I highly recommend actively revising each word at least thirty times over a longer period of time to learn each word automatically as well as seeing the words many times inactively by watching every video with subs in the target languages, and, using the language or languages a lot nay typing the words and all sorts of sentences a lot every day or regularly, to fully develop an automatic mode in the new language or languages! Like, I have a fully developed English mode! So, I type every word automatically without even having to think about it and I have no difficulty saying or typing or differentiating between though and thru or through and thorough and trough and rough and cough and bough and brought and drought and draught and ought etc!
@@FrozenMermaid666 I'm a native english speaker, english is the easiest to YOU, but it's hardly the easiest language ever
Russian and basically every other language out there only feels difficult if you don't know the words automatically, that's just called not knowing the language enough
As a Russian speaker, I can confirm that I use "toaster" and "business lady" as filler words
Не такой как все
nuu vobshem tipa da...
Really? I am seriously trying to learn Russian. Can I get more tips?
@@JeilishSmith no, it's joke
It took me a while before I understood what "business lady" is a euphemism for...
АХАХАХАХАХАХАХА, Я УМЕР С "один глаз на вас, другой на кавказ"
ТОЖЕ ААХХАХАХА. Он кажется не сказал про 72 формы глагола делать
такой разъеб
I once tried to learn Russian. The only things I learned to say were, 'good,' 'thank you' and 'I speak Russian,' which is ironic because I really don't.
You can say: "Ya nye gavaryu pa ruski" instead
Русский язык крайне простой
Просто запомни слова "да", "нет", "возможно", "понял", "ага", "вечер в хату", "сделаю" и пяток матов, потом формы склонени, и спряжения, несколько глаголов, падежи, ответ на вопрос "вилкой в глаз или в жопу раз" и фразы "Цой жив!" и "Панки хой!"
Для минимального общения хватит
you just need to add "не" and you can also say "i don't speak russian" (you can say one more sentence now, your russian is improving fast😂😂
Хорошо
you can try listen russian music and read its text. this method help me understand german a little
4:41 another important words in Russian. “Tak”, “scha”, “blin”, “suka”, “koroche”
poka
☝🤓 koroče* šča*
@@David280GG ići u rat
*karoche
@@neko2718_ *karoče *
I am Russian, so I'm fluent in the Russian language. But after this video I became so fluent that even my russian friends don't understand me
Toster vobshem? Nu tipaaa
@@artillepsy3172business lady?
@@artillepsy3172 бизнес-леди (biznes ledi)
Ладно
Relatable 🔥🔥
Vprintsipye - самое важное. Им можно на любой вопрос отвечать. Просто с разной интонацией 👌🏻
Впринципе да
При сомнениях - "нуууу впринципе"
В принципе
Лол?Лол!
Your “Vsem idi na hui” is so motivational and lovely ❤
Я почти умер когда он готовил американский борщ 💀
бля нууу... типа даа
@@imperialofficer6185 бизнес-леди, тостер типа
Ну если траву не добавлять будет даже вкусно хоть и приторно
@@user-ld7mz6lf7u достопримечательность гей дравствуйте
Согл
Я китаец. Два раза смотрел это видео, я уже говорю по-русски. Ну, типа, в принципе..
Партия гордится тобой
Тостер бизнеслэди
@@neko2718_ молодец! плюс 100 социальных кредитов
+100 social кредитов, партия дарует вам чашку риса с курицей и кошку-жену.
@@neko2718_ молодец! + 100 социальных кредитов
Благодаря этому видео я выучил русский, польский и кажется белорусский. Спасибо товарищь водка в ваш дом.
Ну, бля... Тостер
As a matter of fact a recommendation from NFKRZ is more like a label of shame than a sign of approval.
Lolx . He let himself go
Прогрессируешь, Симп. Уже почти выучил букву «ы». Уже почти слышится -уй
😅😅😅😂😂😂
он выдавил ы примерно на 24%
@@Gleb-ht6yv все думал как он читает слог ХЫ
Осталась Х
Ему сто раз написали в ролике про Дору, где было правильно. Пока чето не вышло все еще, в принципе пиздец бля. Типа.
‘you are what you eat, so in order to think like a russian, you need to eat a russian.’
No, that only applies to Tok Pisin
cringe
Не кринж, вполне рабочая схема
Pfff, what ns, real db op, edit out the misused food term eat, it’s beyond disrespectful to food, eat doesn’t belong in the same sentence with any word that isn’t a fruit or a vegetable!
Pfff, what ns!
you got it right, learning Russian should be and can be fun. got inspired by you and will throw in a few episodes, hope it will crack a few smiles ; ]
Dumplings were invented by the Turks or the Chinese, but not the Russians! 100%
Ржу, не могу😂😂😂😂
Спасибо, ты всегда поднимаешь настроение🥰
Дора: bro , I'm here, you can stop 🥲
Симп: Спасибо большое 🙏 🇺🇸 🤝 🇷🇺
Дора: 🫂
Мр Симп, это правда ?
@@khalxd-Aurusyes
He was doing a stream where he would say ы for 24 hours continuous unless Дора tells him to stop
So she did in the second hour
Ohhh, such a cute story
Да, это на стриме было
Твоё "goodbye" всегда дарит улыбку.
i knew it 😂
yea its funny
в этот момент понимаешь всю нелепость деления слов и выражений на цензурные и нецензурные. Такая милота )))
NFKRZ and Language Simp collab?? Actually the only two youtubers i watch. Epic
lol, I like you man) never thought about my language that way)) ending was epic 😂
Number 1 Russian learning tip: words do not matter, only intonations do
Well, I think this rule applies for every other language (if you can pronounce the words audibly at least) :D
Как раз славянские (а точнее словянские, от слова "слово") имеют значения слова. Моральное значение. Как заклинания в магии, слова имеют силу и смысл. Перевести это сможете, а понять не сможете:)
3:45
"Я люблю тЫ"
Finally, after all these years the Ы sound reached its perfection. Dear Language Simp you have become the true Russian officially!
Прими уверение, уважаемый, я рад за тебя!
No more *УИ* ...
Я рад за ты
Я рад за ты
Not even close, if you ask me. No not-russian can ever pronounce "Ы" right
@@callmeniac That's why no one asked you :)
я учу английский и твой видео - самое лучшее аудирование ахаха. мне кажется, что в целом английский подтянулся из-за того, что я просто смотрю твой контент
поэтому жду видео 🦫 тостер
AHAHHA the ending of the video is literally my mood, this is genius
Один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ
That is a hilarious piece of master art! I laughed out loud like throughout the whole video. And I finally understood how poor my native speaker skills were compared to the ultimate alpha male like this XDDD
вахвахавхав бля, слишком большая концентрация контента чтоб посмеяться на 6 минут, как бы не хотелось, но придётся подписаться хвахвахавхвахавхв
As a russian, i approve of this video.
yeah, it's flawless
бля, ну типа в общем, гей бизнес леди
тостер
@@abcxyz12e Да, да, я понимаю.
Дааааа@@abcxyz12e
кроме борща
Пацаны, это просто офигенно!
Врубил видос на повтор на ночь и очнулся уже посреди Сибири.
Чувствую себя Р У С С К И М...
Я РУССКИЙ, Я ИДУ ДО КОНЦА!
Поел борщ, с капусткой, но не красный
@@DM-ul5yc «белый борщ» называется 🤓
ты чего
поел бы борща, проснулся бы украинцем
@@user-vl4zv5mf6b поел картошки и стал Белорусом))))))
Я вспомнила одного Русского хоррор геймера, который назвал не страшного монстра из игры тостером). И, в принципе, это слово можно использовать в играх, обращаясь к непутёвому тиммеру. "Ну ты и тостер/Ну ты конечно тостер"
😂😂😂 I love the last tip so much
Ну, типа, да
бизнес леди
в принципе
@@goblinslayer2891 типа да
нуууууу@@smyaeer6746
Тостер
The достопримечательности joke was so good. Everyone who has ever learned Russian as a second language shares the experience where we first see this word and think “Oh my god, what have I gotten myself into”.
достопочтенный Достоевский по достоинству оценил достаточно достойные достопримечательности
Before 1917 revolution there were even better words like "воспомоществование".
С предподвыподвертом)))
Show your laze eye for funny thumbnail was genius. And you actually joking about it in the video, i respect you for that). Btw, I am Russian native speaker, and i am interested, are you speaking in lower tone on Russian on purpose or not?
Если задуматься, то здесь есть определенный смысл.
Слова паразиты это конечно смешно, но "Интонация" и вправду творит чудеса
2:43 We have a similar saying in Poland: Jedno oko na Maroko, drugie na Kaukaz, which roughly translates to "One eye on Morocco, the other on the Caucasus". I think this is funny, how Slavic languages are similar in the most unexpected aspects.
I like how you guys still used the Caucasus, even though it doesn't rhyme
Bracia Słowianie 🇵🇱❤️🇷🇺
jedno oko na divoko
@@georgiykireev9678 It doesn't that's true, but Oko and Maroko does.
Oh thanks! I am learning Polish
Pro Tip - Learn how to say "don't kick me" in Russian whenever you want to play CSGO for immersion, atleast you play a round or two(if you're lucky) before getting kicked😊
Bro the russians are usually shit at the game, and if you play with a friend getting kicken is impossible due to how the system works
💀💀💀💀
i shit you not i got kicked many times by russians just because im not russian
in Russian that would be "не кикайте!"
@@yourneighbourr ne kikaite
Thank you, i am as russian tryed this method. And I learned Polski and Turkiye languages
thank you I just purchased the country of kazakhstan using this video
Biznes ledy
@@maratuly_a Тостер(toster)
In case you don't understand the joke "speak russian like a native speaker from Kazakhstan" - in the northern regions of this country everyone speaks russian and for many kazakhs there it's their first language. They indeed speak fluent
not only from northern regions man, its second official language in kazakhstan, i would say that up to 80-85% of kazakhstan’s population speaks russian fluently and almost 95% can at least understand it
Bruh, everyone speaks russian in Kazakhstan, but not everyone speaks kazakh here. Weird, huh
Но казахи говорят по-русски очень самобытно, особенно наши маты получаются классно))
Слово "заебал" в качестве приветствия - это вообще нечто))
true, i have 2 friends from kazakhstan and none of them can speak kazakh
@@rakhatthenut3815 true my childhood friend immigrated from Kazakhstan and spoke perfect Russian without any accent at the age of 8-9
I like how you pronounced toster in Russia. I want 10 hours version now
Knowing many languages doesn’t only make you a chad, it also makes you a better person.
as a Russian, I confirm that this is a real recipe for borscht
только вместо травы надо было добавить желейных червячков зеленых, тогда не отличить от оригинала
Now that I've watched this video 2 times, I'm a fluent Russian Speaker.
You watch it twice to гтдукт ше
Watch it 3rice and youll turn into a bear
You didn’t because you commented one minute after the video posted and the video is six minutes long
impossible... at the latest time you could've posted this comment, the video would've only been 5 minutes old.
@@keltonleung3916 That's the joke...
Его чувство юмора это прекрасно
You are the best business lady !
1:47 every Russian and Ukrainian: dies inside
Nu eto pizdets kakoy-to prosto
😱😱
@@sokzdyni Agreed
as a Ukrainian, I agree with that
as a Russian, I agree with that
I am american and Idon' t have 5 minutes. It seems I am starting to speak russian. Спасибо тебе большое, брат. Твоя методика реально работает. 😮 Я вообще не знал языка в начале просмотра и теперь я говорю свободно по-русски!
As Russian, I can подтвердить, что твой русский на уровне носителя
why need to learn nazi ruzzian language
На самом деле у тебя довольно посредственный русский, ещё работать и работать
American с маленькой буквы написал. Тебя раскрыли, русский шпион, сдавайся)
@@deadbread8446 Stop showing off. That comment is absolutely correct, it's literally native speaker level translation
The counterstrike clips were golden
самое интересное, это понимать оба языка, особенно в конце :D
As a russian, I guess this video will be really useful for me
Was it ?
@@Yoyoadventure definitely blya
@@Yoyoadventure Тостер
as someone from the middle east, look at a rusian native's comment with a genshin pfp makes my brain undergoes the transition to a unicellular AI module....
@@libra592 wow
Достоwasteoftimesky made me press that like button. It echoed too well with my schooltime resentment towards all of his novels except for C&P.
Ага, тоже орнул. Это самый тяжёлый писатель из школьной программы. Даже Толстой проще, то просто графоман, там можно без потери сути пол книги пролистать. Но самое главное смысл! Его нет я хер его знает че там весь запад тащится именно с Толстого и Достоевского. Вот Раскольников угандошил бабку обухом топора - символично!!! Острием он убил в себе все человеческое. Ну что за бред! Он же просто за деньгами шел, он же не мясник, разделывать бабку не собирался... вроде... хотя дело в Петербурге было... хмммм... надо перечитать....
This is the best Russian, I ever hear.
I laughed at Достаprimechatelnosty way harder than I should've😂
English: hi, hello, hey, yo, heyo.
Russian: привет, прив, здарова, здравствуйте, здраст, приветству. Думаю это далеко не всë...
Казахский: Дарова сайпал
пр дратути датути здравствуй дарова ку приветик приветики-пистолетики приветули здравия желаю вечер в хату позвольте поприветствовать. а ещё куча переделанных заимствований по типу салам хаюшки
@@radopiemo сап, сяп
«дароути» вообще-то. как ты мог забыть???
@@kanylllkaдарова кутакбас ❤
На 7 шаге должно быть ещё 7 слово - "короче"
Blya, you nailed it with 6 words!!!)
Чем больше смотрю его видосы, тем больше хочется залететь с ним в дискорде поорать
один на вас другой на кавказ
а он реально хорош
нууу ээээ хороший видео. бизнес леди
тостер, типа ну вообщем
As a Russian - Russian language is worth learning just to read "The Brothers Karamazov". But I did not understand that when I was younger.
The Russian language is so difficult that children in Russia learn it at school
Ну ты и бизнес леди, Тостер
I highly advise starting with these words, as they are very commonly used throughout conversations!
Щит (shield)
Книга (book)
Фарт (luck)
Как? (How?)
Факт (fact)
are you fighting in a war or smth if shield is used commonly in your opinion?
@@craftah...yes, we are
@@craftah this russian words have very sussy pronunciation in English
Shield- щит[shit]
Book - книга [knigga]
Luck - фарт [fart]
Fact - факт [fuckt]
@@hell_flames5675was 2 "g" nessesery?)
@@hell_flames5675 How - как [cock]
Давно так не смеялся. Большое спасибо!
unironically this type of videos actually help people on their first steps, because of how cool and interesting a language can be. Thanks Language Lord!
I am now fluent in Russian,thank you LanguageSimp! 🇺🇿 🇺🇿
Can you read Arabic Alphabet (i mean in which script uzbek lanuguase is written? I heard it is in Arabic script
@@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eono, it uses common Latin alphabet
Language Shrimp 🦐
@@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eo it is eithet Cyrillic or Latin, nowadays mainly Latin
I was born (in Moscow) and lived in Russia all of my life)
This video the funniest I've seen about learning Russian!
однозначно один из лучших ютуберов!
As a native russian speaker, I can say that the filler words were explained nice.
Ну типа это правда, впринципе
2:36 наконец-то Языковой Симп правильно произнёс звук [ы]
Он произнёс «Э». Но это ближе к «Ы», чем «уй».
По моему, это ор козла.
@@Fifasher2K Тоже верно.
@@Fifasher2K ’merican goat
Не-а, я всё ещё недоволен
Как настоящий русский, считаю, что слово "Пиздец" может заменить половину всех слов
Holy shit bro) it's funny 🤣
нууу эээ типа в общем и вприпципе спасибо, теперь я, благодаря просмотру данного видео несколько раз, говорю по русски свободно
Ну, типа, да тостер
Бизнес тостер
Borscht can be different
Ukrainian borsch, Russian borsch, Polish borsch, etc.
The funny thing is that the recipe is slightly different from each other. Ukrainians seem to always make borscht with sour cream, Russians are more spicy, but I don’t know about Polish ones, I just heard that there is Polish borscht.
Как русский живущий в Сибири заявляю , что разници в борщах нет , мы так же едим его со сметаной и салос с чесноком , я бы не давал борщу украинские корни , так как мы досихпор нехрена не можем определиться от куда он
Можно сказать так, чтоб никому обидно не было:
борщ - славянский, так можно и не спорить :)
The thing is, there is no difference in borsch between countries, but there can be a huge differences in recipe between families. Even between mother and grandmother in a single family. It's just about small changes in recipe, sometimes not that small. You can taste infinite amount of different borsch in Ukraine, or Russia, or Belarus, etc.
Yes
I agree with the comments above - there is one generic borch recipe. The difference is in what you use as a filler. Ukranians use salo (bacon i guess?) and garlic, as far as i know, Belorussian use pompushki (a small round bread), we, Russian use sour cream and some herbs. The fillers are based on what each region is rich for.
Thank you, now I'm fluent in russian and I'm going to take a plane to Kazakhstan tomorrow
Russian is very simple, after 14 years of studying it I still speak it like an idiot (I was born and raised in the Russian Federation)
Yesterday I was speaking to a young Russian dude through an app and he started doing backflips and self-combusting after hearing my level after 5 months...
So it's not impossible, it just takes daily f*** work and MOST OF ALL following all the advice mentioned in this video 😁
0:44
NO WAY
AN EPIC CROSSOVER ITS HAPPENING
Gigachad meets each other 💪
Shipping Roman and Language Simp is a fanfic goldmine.
Call a Russophobe to learn Russian 👏
Russophobe is not a gigachad
@@1_1__1_1Russian russophobe?? You good??
@@aeluzarii he spreads anti-Russian propaganda, what else can he be called? Although I know how, you’re unlikely to understand)
Ты учишь русский, а я учу так же американский, тоже не легко учиться ваш язык, но он и правда легче британского, ты мотивируешь меня прям учить английский, спасибо 😃😥
well, it's time to invent Langsimp language, a language that suggests learning this ToStEr video and C2 English leesssgo
As a native speaker of russian I must admit that you forgot one extremely important filler word - kak by. And then if you add this one you will sound completely like a Russian. As the result we get this flow of speech - blin nuu kak by tipa vprintsipye ckazhem vobshem da blyat idi naxui
Is it "как ву" or "как бу"? And what does it mean?
Бизнес леди
@@Red_Skies нет
@@faneeee3716 it is «kak bы». «Ы» like Language Simp pronounce it on 2:36. «kak bы» means «sort of» or «something like that» or «kinda», типа того
@@sokzdyni спосибо, я думал это сленг 😂
4:23 Also: "koroche", "kak by", "vot", "chestno/grubo/myagko govorya", "naprimer" "dopustim". We call them "parasite-words" - "слова-паразиты"
Naprimer - its a vvodnoe slovo
@@girrex7499 Unless you naprimer put it after naprimer every other fucking word naprimer. Naprimer like a semi-famours russian musician naprimer - Pauk (Spider) taschemta naprimer. Trash, ugar and sodomiya naprimer
The cs end scene killed me😂
The best way to learn Russian is to act like a language doesn't have any rules
I really love the beginning , плотный салам из Казахстана тебе
As a Russian, I can confirm my morning routine involves the following
I start out with a Special Getting out of Bed operation. I then undergo a Special Caloric Operation and take a Special Transportation Operation to my Special Making a Living Operation
This is funniest language lesson I ever seen 😅
he is right, the method works, i finally remembered my Russian now)) me being from Russia myself vopshem.
For a Bulgarian person, Russian isnt a separate language. It is just a Bulgarian dialect with different grammar and some different letters.
If you don't have Дегтярёва Пехотный 27, индекс ГАУ - 56-Р-321, калибра 7.62x54R, с дисковым магазином 1928 года выпуска in your closet-forget about it.
As a native Russian speaker I say it is true. I learned Russian like that when I was a kid :))
Ну типа ну да бизнес леди