I couldn't find the original upload anywhere, but I'm pretty sure it's by someone called EffiminaT. Enjoy this re-upload. Song is Music to Drive By from Spongebob Squarepants.
I love how I am replying to a 5 year old comment because RUclips recommend this out of nowhere. I also love that I don't fully understand the reference but nonetheless gain enjoyment from it. I consider this a win all round. I am also drunk.
@@SpicyDragonWings Well look at me, a TES nerd for over 10 years that likes to read up on the wiki about random stuff at times and I accidentally stumbled upon The Heart, was curious if it was IN-GAME, found an 11 year old reddit post asking if punching the heart to death was possible, finding a reply with a 4chan post from plenty of years ago talking about how they became a demi-god of reputation at level 20, one tapped Dagoth Ur and even attempted such a feat on the heart - which crashed the game. He truly beat TES
That’s what shadowsting in the blood moon dlc is for. Because it turns the people you are hitting invisible, they are unable to report you crime and you can kill them and loot their body worry free
I know almost nothing of Morrowind but just knowing the fact the corprusarium guy has the only full set of daedric armor makes me want to buy install and play the game and make ME the only person with full daedric bling in the realm
well it;s missing the part where pretty much every few steps are spaced with 10,000 bunnyhops to gain speed until by the end of the MQ your acrobatics is at 100 and when you go to jump again you forget about your godlike legs and just fly away.
Glad to know when I saw a body fly out of the sky screaming, landing to a painful death, that I wasn't the only one who was a big enough dumbass to try out the spell he had extras of...
You can use the scrolls a 2nd time mid air to land safely, but you only get 3 so you only get 1 super jump per playthrough, you can actually get to red mountain in about 5 minutes after starting the game
@Sora Maler at a certain point in the game you can just level alteration or enchant armor and just fly everywhere without the scrolls but for level 1 weaklings that super jump is pretty useful, i usually strip naked and use them to jump into red mountain and run around things to get into the forts and grab dwemer gear, if you can manage to get into dagoth ur and run back out alive you can start the game with a daedric shortsword
I truly felt like superhero in morrowind. I defied gods, I was lit by many colors and auras, had epic armor and could fly anywhere or jump over entire cities.
Wolverine Hall: Everyone's worse nightmare. Seriously though, I've had Morrowind for nearly as long as it's been out and I still can't navigate that dump.
FracturedDeath simple really. imperial shrine > mages guild/fighters guild to get in and vice versa to exit since the doors are all in the same staircase but On different levels. il be honest before i figured this out wolverine hall pissed me the hell off so much i broke my mouse at one point
Mudcrab Merchant ->Almsivi Intervention-> Molag Mar ->Divine Intervention-> Wolverine Hall Just go in the door and up the stairs, you're at the Mage's Guild.
why is it every time i see a comment about no cliff racers there is always in fact a cliff racer? is it some ironic meme i dont know or are ppl just stupid and dont watch the vid? ps its at 1:32
Ddynamite yes ik cliff racers are anoying af in game but did that turn into a straange meme where vids suck if they dont include a cliff racer? i see comments like this all the time and ave no idea why< seeing as there is always a cliff racer in it >_
Modded it so that Daedra warriors could spawn equipped with Daedric bows and arrows. The next time my brother played, he tried to fly through a ruin and got a nice surprise.
trying to complete Morrowind for the 4th time now, I keep having minor regrets wishing I played as a race other than Argonian for the extra armor. Until I see the running animation for the other races, and I realize how right of a choice i made.
Bruce Forte I tried playing a dunmer but I usually play as heavy armor sword buckling bastard characters so I switched to nord. I plan on making specific characters for all the guilds too so this game will basically keep me busy all 2019!
Ahh yes, the Caldera Mage's Guild, a whole set of Master level alchemy gear just sitting there. Even if I don't do any alchemy on that character it's so great to grab that just to sell it for some easy cash early in the game.
I need to travel to the Wolverine Hall mages guild, how do I get there? Well first you go into Wolverine hall, then go into Wolverine hall, take a staircase up to wolverine hall, then walk across the ramparts to wolverine hall, enter into wolverine hall, go down some stairs into wolverine hall, then take a left and enter wolverine hall and you'll be there. If you need help, consult your map
Lord Gronor crikey im barley doing quests for the fighters guild. (I’m a late morrowind player started 17 years after it came out I know) Can’t fucking wait for the apparent nightmare known as wolverine hall.
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Игры
S'wit by day, n'wah by night.
When you get N'wah, you die N'wah.
Once you go N'wah, you never go back.
"Float like a Slaughterfish, s'wit like a Cliff Racer. Normal weapons can't hit what the Ash Ghoul can't see."
- Madura Alit
Fetcher in between
I love how this is 100% accurate not only in what happens, but in the precise order it all happens. Somehow without spoiling anything.
I love how I am replying to a 5 year old comment because RUclips recommend this out of nowhere. I also love that I don't fully understand the reference but nonetheless gain enjoyment from it. I consider this a win all round. I am also drunk.
@@SpicyDragonWings Play Morrowind blind if you haven't. It's unlike any other game.
@@CommieApe Agreed but will be very painful if you are not smart enough lol
@@SpicyDragonWings Lay off the Skooma bro.
@@SpicyDragonWings Well look at me, a TES nerd for over 10 years that likes to read up on the wiki about random stuff at times and I accidentally stumbled upon The Heart, was curious if it was IN-GAME, found an 11 year old reddit post asking if punching the heart to death was possible, finding a reply with a 4chan post from plenty of years ago talking about how they became a demi-god of reputation at level 20, one tapped Dagoth Ur and even attempted such a feat on the heart - which crashed the game. He truly beat TES
*arrive*
*stare at person*
*running away with persons armor*
This entire video cracked me up...
That moment when you realized that a 4000+ year old Telvanni sorcerer got slaughtered for his armor.
***** True.
Should we talk about what he casually did to Vivec ? (both the city and the guy.)
The queen of Solitude in the 3rd era traded 1000 souls of her own people for a single daedric katana, that stuff is priceless.
@@enhasiac4153 Potema the wolf queen. Still got bodied during siege of solitude and her body desacrated by dragonborn.
"You're living in my world. Time to pay up!"
How does this video perfectly sum up over 100 hours in under 3 minutes?
Azoonaloc13 Its CHIM
Azoonaloc13 funny enough the guy that made this basically zero summed. This is a reupload.
The music really sells it.
man 100? mine was a month
Ooof bruv I spent thousand hours instead of doing well in highschool. Video is 100% accurate.
If Morrowind has taught me one thing, it's that being an NPC with cool-looking shit is just asking for it.
Works like clockwork for any distant province. Some reporters in africa checked.
And then you break like 900 quests
But who cares you got cool items
That’s what shadowsting in the blood moon dlc is for. Because it turns the people you are hitting invisible, they are unable to report you crime and you can kill them and loot their body worry free
I know almost nothing of Morrowind but just knowing the fact the corprusarium guy has the only full set of daedric armor makes me want to buy install and play the game and make ME the only person with full daedric bling in the realm
well it;s missing the part where pretty much every few steps are spaced with 10,000 bunnyhops to gain speed until by the end of the MQ your acrobatics is at 100 and when you go to jump again you forget about your godlike legs and just fly away.
as I always say: your character in Morrowind is complete only when it can jump from one side of Balmora to the other. lol
Arthur Asulyan you mean the map?
Unrealistic. There was no bunny-hopping everywhere and waiting every 3 seconds.
LOADING EXTERIOR
I don't bunny hop around I just use a slow restore stamina spell to restore the stamina used by running and auto run
migueeeelet my game never does that but I never played this on an old original specs system for it
Glad to know when I saw a body fly out of the sky screaming, landing to a painful death, that I wasn't the only one who was a big enough dumbass to try out the spell he had extras of...
Literally everyone on their first playthrough of Morrowind.
You can use the scrolls a 2nd time mid air to land safely, but you only get 3 so you only get 1 super jump per playthrough, you can actually get to red mountain in about 5 minutes after starting the game
@Sora Maler at a certain point in the game you can just level alteration or enchant armor and just fly everywhere without the scrolls but for level 1 weaklings that super jump is pretty useful, i usually strip naked and use them to jump into red mountain and run around things to get into the forts and grab dwemer gear, if you can manage to get into dagoth ur and run back out alive you can start the game with a daedric shortsword
@@vladskiobi unless they're a compulsive hoarder
if you land in water, you're golden
Me: *plays skyrim: dragonborn
*nobody walks around like they shit themselves and my sword always hits
Me: *gets refund
good. now buy.. MORROWIND! CLIFf RACER
not enough cliff racers
+sirwinsalot They were all queued up above the one attacking him, camera just wasn't angled right.
Eric Rollin HERESY
flyyyin flyyying in the skyyyy so highhhhhh flyyyyyyyin
SQUUAAAAWWWWW
It's all about Cliff Striders now
Obviously fake, there was only 1 cliff racer.
Chimera true
Must be using a mod for that, not the true experience.
I really miss cliff racers. Love those things!
The power of St. Jiub compelled them.
@@mikeymcmikeface5599 I am reporting your comment, you sick n'wah!!!
Ahh Morrowind. I remember when I ate about 12 moonsugars and ran to Solstheim in 4 seconds. 10 if you count all of the loading.
lmao
...Wait how do you eat moonsugar on its own, doesn't it have no effect?
@@Kitnighty It can be used in alchemy. Eating reveals the first effect out of 4, and the first for Moonsugar is fortify speed in Morrowind.
I truly felt like superhero in morrowind. I defied gods, I was lit by many colors and auras, had epic armor and could fly anywhere or jump over entire cities.
You were no superhero, you were the incarnate.
Mean while the dragonborn can just yell really loud...
@@Mr3cman the dragonborn can raise his shield whenever he wants, among other things.
I love how you chose the most insufferably smug face available to Dunmer characters just to make the staring down NPCs bits even funnier.
Wolverine Hall: Everyone's worse nightmare.
Seriously though, I've had Morrowind for nearly as long as it's been out and I still can't navigate that dump.
***** What about goddamn Tel Vos?
I just straight up use divinie intervention -> mages guild teleporter
I am gonna assume even Wolverine himself couldn’t navigate it!!
FracturedDeath simple really. imperial shrine > mages guild/fighters guild to get in and vice versa to exit since the doors are all in the same staircase but On different levels. il be honest before i figured this out wolverine hall pissed me the hell off so much i broke my mouse at one point
Mudcrab Merchant ->Almsivi Intervention-> Molag Mar ->Divine Intervention-> Wolverine Hall
Just go in the door and up the stairs, you're at the Mage's Guild.
0/10 no cliff racers or drain strength
would rest until healed again
why is it every time i see a comment about no cliff racers there is always in fact a cliff racer? is it some ironic meme i dont know or are ppl just stupid and dont watch the vid? ps its at 1:32
cet 96 it's because of the high spawn rate of cliff racers kill one and 2 more come.
Ddynamite yes ik cliff racers are anoying af in game but did that turn into a straange meme where vids suck if they dont include a cliff racer? i see comments like this all the time and ave no idea why< seeing as there is always a cliff racer in it >_
He still didn't have the drain strength
imagine cliff racers which drain your strength.
that would be the most evil thing ever created
Welcome back my old friend.
***** Eyy
Stalker!!!
Its only a coincidence! I swear!
yeahyeah.. thats what the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall say.
Looks like you have experience :P
Weirdly morrowind had the best running animations.
FliggityFlargen It really is a pretty good running anim; although a bit too forced.
what??
FliggityFlargen i run like that now should I be concerned?
The worst walking ones tho!
@@orc001 Morrowind walking animation is groovy af. I want it as a personality in ESO. Call it the "Hlaalu strut"
Not enough Fargoth
I watch this way too often.
And always laugh at the Wolverine Hall bit
Wolverine Hell
The Ordinator part cracked me up.
glitchhunter09 it just looked so... Natural!
I used to watch this all the time. For some reason I get into such a good mood when watching it!
+timewasteland Of course!
Am I the only one who thinks caius cossades looks like putin without his shirt
Doctor Koktor he is Putin
yes
@Jeremy S. Caius
there just isn't a wrong way to play this game
Modded it so that Daedra warriors could spawn equipped with Daedric bows and arrows. The next time my brother played, he tried to fly through a ruin and got a nice surprise.
Except for playing bosmer, fine rug or boots.
This is perfect. Thank you for making this. Thank you. It was like reliving the entire thing all over again ..
Its a reupload
When a Schizo Elder is the only reason you saw this video...
I can relate
@Schizo Elijah YOOOOO
The word of the day is ALMSIVI
*sniff* you forgot yagrum bagarn
timewasteland He got Elsweyr I guess
God I forgot how much I love this game.
Hilarious, and completely agree with Poetech on Wolverine Hall, I lost it at that part!
trying to complete Morrowind for the 4th time now, I keep having minor regrets wishing I played as a race other than Argonian for the extra armor. Until I see the running animation for the other races, and I realize how right of a choice i made.
Redguard is pretty funny
But you get boosted swim speed
*stares at Divayth Fyr*
*walks away with a full set of Daedric Armor*
*???*
*profit*
Stonks
I love the Vivic part. That's so great.
Vivec: o.o
Player: owo
Vivec: o.o
Player: owo
Vivec: o.o
Player: owo
Vivec: o.o
Vivec: x.x
I am so sorry
What a long, strange trip it's been
This video always has an inexplicable way of REALLY making my day.
And good old Schizo Elijah just made a New Vegas version.
i chimmed all over the room while watching this 10/10
Aw shit, 11/10. Most. Realistic. Video. Ever.
+Тони Редгрейв Needs more racers.
+Adam Robledo More Gaenor and drain strength
The nostalgia of this video hits hard, has 9 years really went by this quickly?
11 years
I hear this music over and over again in my head every time I play morrowind now.
I'm about to play Morrowind for the first time, this looks like a great tutorial.
Jack Goodwin how’d it go?
@@memenazi7078 he's lost in a dwemer shrine by now i think.
How perfectly this captures it, this shit is too real.
Killing flase Gods is all part of the game.
Brilliant. All my years slaved away at this game summed up in 2:41 minutes of glorious music.
fake
needs more cliff racers
I can't stop watching this. It also made me roll a dunmer.
Bruce Forte I tried playing a dunmer but I usually play as heavy armor sword buckling bastard characters so I switched to nord. I plan on making specific characters for all the guilds too so this game will basically keep me busy all 2019!
Omg The Wolverine hall part xD also happens in Vivec xD
This is the Forrest Gump of Tamriel.
this is and will always be a masterpiece for the ages
looking at the map in wolverine hall has me laughing (crying) every time
what a lovely piece of work you've made
I just cannot stoped watching this, I coming back to this video every day
This made me so happy. ;( I miss those happy days.
Probably the most hilarious morrowind video i watched. The music and cam transitions helped a lot
Every armor change is gold.
What a glorious retelling of an epic story indeed
This was truly beautiful :,-)
I like the walk/run animation, is not bad, it's funny actually XD
This video made me genuinely happy
my god I love Morrowind so much
Flawless.
Ahh yes, the Caldera Mage's Guild, a whole set of Master level alchemy gear just sitting there. Even if I don't do any alchemy on that character it's so great to grab that just to sell it for some easy cash early in the game.
One of the best videos on the internet!!!
Sadrith Mora, Wolverine Hall was an pain in the ass to navigate
Thank you algorithm for blessing me with this. Azura be praised.
Only one video in the channel, and it's a masterpiece lol
accurate depiction of my first run.
this video put me in such a good mood
THIS IS THE BEST AND MOST ACCURATE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
god i do love coming back to this video.
This man started all the " EXPERIENCE " vids.
Beautiful, I'd say a masterpiece
I need to travel to the Wolverine Hall mages guild, how do I get there?
Well first you go into Wolverine hall, then go into Wolverine hall, take a staircase up to wolverine hall, then walk across the ramparts to wolverine hall, enter into wolverine hall, go down some stairs into wolverine hall, then take a left and enter wolverine hall and you'll be there.
If you need help, consult your map
Lord Gronor crikey im barley doing quests for the fighters guild. (I’m a late morrowind player started 17 years after it came out I know) Can’t fucking wait for the apparent nightmare known as wolverine hall.
LMFAO Vivec's corpse on the ground and the full suit of Daedric. Dude you nailed it all. So glad this video found me.
i freaking love this video
I love this game. I wish I could give this more than one up-vote twice. Exceptional content. Thank u
This is adorable and charming and hilarious in every way.
8 years later, and this is still fun as heck
This warms my heart ❤️
0:50 Ahhhhhh Caldera Mages Guild, the (free) alchemists kit.
I don't understand why this was so enjoyable.
Your music killed it.
Morrowind in a nutshell! Everlasting smile on my face, thank you ;)
Considering how old the game is, it doesn't look that bad
The music and editing are top notch n'wah.
I have never gone a calendar year without playing Morrowind since GOTY was released.
this is the most awesomest vid i saw about morrowind or even the whole series thanks @[deleted]
Wolverine Hall is some form of lovecraftian entity that changes shape every minute, preventing escape from it's bowels.
What a Masterpiece
Swag beyond measure, outlander.
I really, really liked this.
This was really good.
*WOLVERINE HALL*
*WOLVERINE HALL*
*WOLVERINE HALL*
*WOLVERINE HALL*
*WOLVERINE HALL*
*WOLVERINE HALL*
*Shivers* I still have nightmares
Loved the video
This video was ahead of its time
Masterpiece.
loved this
Those first few steps out of Seyda Neen are the best
a work of art
Oh my god it even has the master alchemy equipment in the Caldera mages guild!
When someone says morrowind is boring