"Some people stare at their phones in the restaurant because they run out of things to say and the appearance of being mysterious withholding is the first line of defence to sheild their boring personality." This is accurate to excruciating level😭
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2:38 "Why should they pay attention to you? You'll never be able to compete with an algorithm that knows them better than you ever could." That's a meditation for the anxious mind if I've ever heard one.
I feel badly for these people, partly because they are missing life with their heads down all the time, but mostly because they failed to appreciate Frankie's awesome sweater.
I like how he runs out of there regardless of whether he's being chased or not -- and with the phone people, it follows that he wouldn't be followed, except maybe on his socials
I used to be quite anxious about my worsening eyesight as I approached middle age, and started putting my phone away during my commute. It was then I started noticing that everyone - everyone - around me on the train was glued to their phone the entire time. I see the guy in the purple shirt and I feel seen. 😅😅😅
"First line of defense to shield a boring personality" "You'll never be able to compete with an algorithm that knows them better than you ever could" Well put
For non-zoomers, this is the meal when you realize your homies ain't your homies. For zoomers, this every meal since your parents got too tired to take care of you.
I witnessed this years ago on a subway before smartphones were even a thing. Everyone gets on the train. Out came the phones. Train stops phone goes away. This repeated at every stop ad nauseum.
Tbf who makes small talk on public transport? Acceptable to go on your phone or read or stare out the window but going on your phone constantly when with your friends/family is not cool.
For sure my instinct is to go to my phone cause of social anxiety. But I feel it is even more obvious and cringe so I just make myself endure the awkwardness (which usually is in my head or transient anyways)
We did that once at a bar, and my two buddies absentmindedly pulled their phones out at the *same exact time* to check a sports score 😂 they had to split the bill
all i can say is the algo didn't like you calling out the technofeudalists a few months back haha. your videos brought me a small moment of life-saving reprieve in the form of (human) joy. thanks, man who wears odd clothing and runs like that one kid from middle school
Absent real. Frankie, you're a poet. Providing the world a flamboyantly dressed flavour of every bit of culture. The only people that saw you run were here. It's sad, funny, but so sad.
This has been a pet hate since touch screens became a thing. Going to the pub in the hope of them bants, but really you may as well get some tins from the offy and drink em on ya Tod at home.
It's amazing how many people are unable to resist it. People who will pull out a phone and start messaging someone mid-conversation. Like huh? Imagine puling out a phone and calling someone while someone is talking with you, without saying anything.
I have auditory processing disorder, and I struggle to understand what people are saying when there's a lot of background noise - like music, other people talking loudly etc. When I eat at restaurants, I'm on my phone because I'm talking to the person I'm with over text. Maybe consider whether some of the people on their phones aren't mindlessly scrolling the algorithm. Maybe they're not being as antisocial as you assume. Maybe this is the only way they can enjoy a conversation in such an atmosphere. Maybe they're actually just talking shit about you, and they don't want you to overhear.
I'm so nerdy I did work experience at Nintendo during high school. But I don't stare at a device when I go out. My phone is on airplane mode, just to conserve battery for the night, no one is calling it anyway.
It's so funny that they are so deep into their anxiety and feeling awkward that they become almost paralyzed and not even one of them visibly reacted to a dude coming up to them and talking to a camera
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If you're gonna be the smug guy at the table without a phone, might as well double down and whip out a book so you can be smug about 2 things at once.
Check out his reading in public video
@@fullertronI'm going to go out on a limb and say he has, hence why he made the book remark
O no, not reading in public!!!!!
i carry around puzzle books for this exact situation
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"Some people stare at their phones in the restaurant because they run out of things to say and the appearance of being mysterious withholding is the first line of defence to sheild their boring personality."
This is accurate to excruciating level😭
I'm so glad i can appear mysterious while being good at talking
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It's the 4 syllabisis words making me a true sorcerer with wordingerers
And the one with the mask and staring at phone -............
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2:38 "Why should they pay attention to you? You'll never be able to compete with an algorithm that knows them better than you ever could."
That's a meditation for the anxious mind if I've ever heard one.
This is is deep philosophy disguised as comedy. Existentialism extravaganza. 10/10.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Damn man, normally I laugh all the way through, but this being reality is just depressing.
🚬 always
But that running at the end tho... pretty funny.
Lol yeah, the piano didn't help either
I feel badly for these people, partly because they are missing life with their heads down all the time, but mostly because they failed to appreciate Frankie's awesome sweater.
They can watch it on RUclips.
You feel badly for the actors in this video? Why? They're doing a pretty good job acting
They won't see the interior of a restaurant they have been to a dozen times, truly a tragedy
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nobody chases him away at the end because they’re all on their phones, but still he runs.
Maybe he's doing a dine and dash because he saw his server on the phone
he's running away from the crushing vacuum that threatens to pursue him
I like how he runs out of there regardless of whether he's being chased or not -- and with the phone people, it follows that he wouldn't be followed, except maybe on his socials
Better to keep moving regardless. Can’t stay stagnant.
but how are people going to know i'm at a restaurant if i'm not writing it on social media
You are so right.
Nobody at the restaurant has noticed you there, because they were all on their phones. 😢
The script was great, but the pink fluffy jumper is the real star.
This guy could teach real philosophy at a Uni.
I remember a few years ago seeing a family at a sports bar/restaurant, all eyes locked on the screen. We thought it was odd then. Little did we know.
This was a great video! I showed it to everyone else at the restaurant I'm at!
i hope you sent them the link and didnt actually share your phone
Commedy isn't always haha, sometimes it can also be just to confront you.
I used to be quite anxious about my worsening eyesight as I approached middle age, and started putting my phone away during my commute. It was then I started noticing that everyone - everyone - around me on the train was glued to their phone the entire time.
I see the guy in the purple shirt and I feel seen. 😅😅😅
"they refuse to pretend to find you interesting" I think this personality trait of mine is why I keep failing at customer service jobs 😂
I Have No Eyes, and I Must Stare.
Nothing social about bowed heads in screens, he sais, writing a message into the void that replaced his friends
"First line of defense to shield a boring personality"
"You'll never be able to compete with an algorithm that knows them better than you ever could"
Well put
Hands down my favorite video.. you speak the awful truth, my man!!
I love radical honesty. Awareness is the first step to change.
There's a lot of harsh truths in this one Frankie
running away solo was a great touch.
For non-zoomers, this is the meal when you realize your homies ain't your homies. For zoomers, this every meal since your parents got too tired to take care of you.
Literally arrived at the restaurant...opened my phone to RUclips...to this!!! Couldn't hear over the "ambience" waited until after bingo to listen 😂
This is so on point - and sad! You're a genius, Frankie!
Frankie running away from his revelations and epiphanies at the end of every episode is both beautiful and harrowing.
the Chinese lady browsing memes lmao i cant
Frankie hits the spot again.
Ironically we're all watching this on our phones.
some do on their computers, sitting at a desk, mate...
I witnessed this years ago on a subway before smartphones were even a thing. Everyone gets on the train. Out came the phones. Train stops phone goes away. This repeated at every stop ad nauseum.
Tbf who makes small talk on public transport? Acceptable to go on your phone or read or stare out the window but going on your phone constantly when with your friends/family is not cool.
For sure my instinct is to go to my phone cause of social anxiety. But I feel it is even more obvious and cringe so I just make myself endure the awkwardness (which usually is in my head or transient anyways)
Aspect ratio is *so square.* I love it.
Nice sweater too, btw. :-)
Do a cultural observation: people on their laptops at coffee shops
That's R E A L not reel 😂
I loved this one!
That was really depressing what have we become
This one hit a little too hard
dude this is the best one you did so far....
These videos were funny before but it's personal now; he's coming for all of us
big fan of the fashion on this channel
Intimacy has been replaced with the illusion of human togetherness. 🗣️
Try this. Make a pact with your mates as u sit down for dinner. The person who looks at their phone during the meal, pays for the meal.
We did that once at a bar, and my two buddies absentmindedly pulled their phones out at the *same exact time* to check a sports score 😂 they had to split the bill
I need the overly dramatic soundtrack, it sounds amazing.
*ANOTHER FRIGHTENINGLY ACCURATE OBSERVATION*
Time spent sitting all alone, time spent sitting on my phone
It is shameful to steal your grandmother's clothes.
The riskiest one yet. Love it
When it comes to technology, I like looking at Japan to get a glimpse of what's about to happen to the west in the future lol
The moment you realize it’s comedy but it’s real All out truth 💯
Yeah not going to lie. As a youngun, its changed our social landscape. Not for the better... A bit depressing
all i can say is the algo didn't like you calling out the technofeudalists a few months back haha. your videos brought me a small moment of life-saving reprieve in the form of (human) joy. thanks, man who wears odd clothing and runs like that one kid from middle school
This was just sad.bravo!
franky is a fashion icon
Cheers for this one frankie x
That jumper though, 12/10!
Fyi, I watched this whole video essay while sitting across from coworker who is going to die of breast cancer this summer
Beautiful as always, my friend
this made me depressed
You can always try that.
Excellent script!!! Thanks... "deafening sound of..." "Phone as a pacifier" 😅
You didn't need to run at the end, just walk around a corner.
Absent real. Frankie, you're a poet. Providing the world a flamboyantly dressed flavour of every bit of culture.
The only people that saw you run were here. It's sad, funny, but so sad.
GET OFF YOUR PHONES!!! 🍻
I was waiting for this one. My SO and I always people watch people like this
SO?
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@@Bajigaloo I didn't know what the acronym stood for.... Now I do... What's your issue?
@@cribscian he is playing with you
lovin the south london outfit mate, namaste
Ironically, probably most people who stare at their phones watched this.
Well put
This has been a pet hate since touch screens became a thing. Going to the pub in the hope of them bants, but really you may as well get some tins from the offy and drink em on ya Tod at home.
It's amazing how many people are unable to resist it. People who will pull out a phone and start messaging someone mid-conversation. Like huh? Imagine puling out a phone and calling someone while someone is talking with you, without saying anything.
Your geansaí is possibly the only thing that can break this evil spell.
Frankie the Philosopher
thanks for giving us a banger ya turkey!
love your jumper.
me too thanks
This is a very depressing commentary on the reality of the destruction of human connection bc of our addiction to our phones
Fair play.
Society of the Spectacle meets Simulation and Simulacra
Yup himalayan pink salt matching your shirt.
Namaste
Watching this while staring at my phone
Where to cop that fuzzy jaiket Frankie?
I'll defend it when I'm at a restaurant alone though.
That's fine, it's not being rude to anyone
"Antitainement" New word in my word-treasure-box,
I have auditory processing disorder, and I struggle to understand what people are saying when there's a lot of background noise - like music, other people talking loudly etc. When I eat at restaurants, I'm on my phone because I'm talking to the person I'm with over text. Maybe consider whether some of the people on their phones aren't mindlessly scrolling the algorithm. Maybe they're not being as antisocial as you assume. Maybe this is the only way they can enjoy a conversation in such an atmosphere. Maybe they're actually just talking shit about you, and they don't want you to overhear.
No no no nuance! It’s the DeAtH oF tHe s0cIAl don’t you understand!? It’s the ABSENT OF THE REAL reeee!!
99% of people on their phones arent doing that your in a very small minority
2:32 she needs to get that shit fixed how can anyone use a phone like that. On a serious note bang on the money as always Frankie it’s depressing
I'm so nerdy I did work experience at Nintendo during high school. But I don't stare at a device when I go out.
My phone is on airplane mode, just to conserve battery for the night, no one is calling it anyway.
Me staring at my wife playing the video real loud.... She didn't even look up 😢
It's so funny that they are so deep into their anxiety and feeling awkward that they become almost paralyzed and not even one of them visibly reacted to a dude coming up to them and talking to a camera
I watch this while i stare at my phone in a Restaurant
I prefer people looking at their phone to people screaming into it.
I do this but with books, don't know what to do instead
The irony of how many people are watching this in restaurants
Frankie, you can run all you want in this video, but you'll never outrun the phone because its in your pocket.
I’m watching this in a restaurant
is that the washerwomans in glasnevin?
I’m at a restaurant watching this.
I just feel awkward standing or sitting there tbh
why does frankie shame the guy who tries to do better?
mom logic
Some weird compression thing going on with the chessboard. All the light squares look like they have pieces on them.
Sitting in a restaurant watching this
PLEASE do one on the current mustache trend!