Matt Rife needs a wife
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- Опубликовано: 27 апр 2023
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Hottest thing any dude has said “I want someone who feels like home”
And it's so true! Having that connection with someone is so special.
Almost every other guy thinks like this. Well, exceptions are there for those who don't
@@Nobodies-ghost nah, not every
This guy is just so genuine. That or he deserves an Oscar for his performance. I think it's sincere tho.
Said he wants a "rock", that's admirable in this day and age
Matt, I'm sure you have millions of wife applications coming at you now haha
Facts lol
🙋♀️
@@beccakallaus7306 hahahaahah he needs a team so they can start reviewing the applications lol
You definitely one of em 😂
@@jdiigiii I think you want to be 🤣🤣
@@rossellafarrugia7395 I seriously wanna be part of the review team. maybe we can find a good one for ourselves too lol.
The amount of players I've heard say exactly this 😂
😂
And now we know that he is one
When pussy is thrown are you often you'll become immune to it
@HeatherWho11.10 oh yeah just cus someone said it that means its the truth, cus people dont lie right?🤦
because they are trying to find the best one...
Brooke Schofield is cackling rn
I am not here for sleeping with people🙄🫢😂🥸
At your ability to read fake news? Yeah absolutely
FRR
THAT.. my girls, is a Man with Morals. Can we give a shout out to his Momma, she did great! 👌💝
True males like that are so rare. Nowadays they're just cheap manwh*res wanting to be picked from the streets
Preach!! We need more men like him
This has nothing to do w his momma. This is his personality.
@@kayladonnrichardson7384faxx!!. Idk why people shout out parents without knowing their situation or the individual 🤷🏻♀️ makes absolutely no sense
It was his grandpa who raised him
“I want someone who feels like home” melted my heart 🥺💖
Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤
@@MattRiffe-ne9ny
So rare to hear from men such words ❤
Looking at your username, you'll probably eat that guy 😂
This is a total illusion. You can't expect another person to fill that need. You can only create it for yourself
@@njtab5981 have you ever been married?
This guy knows exactly what he’s doing lmao
As a regular guy seeing the girls comment is kinda hilarious frfr 😂
Yep- very calculated. I don't fall for that stuff.
@@user-hg9rp1yr5i I dont't think he's lying, but he does know exactly what hes doing lmao
@@user-hg9rp1yr5iWhat is he doing?
Right, bros literally said he's been friends with plenty of girls just to sleep with them 😂. Saw that short yesterday. If he didn't care about hooking up then I don't see why he'd need to go through all that.
Thanks Brooke for clarifying he’s lying through his teeth
😂😂🎉
through his fake teeth.. ironic..
Fake teeth
Who is brooke? Lmao
Thanks Jenna for clarifying that you’ll believe anything on the news
He was already so damned charming. This is almost too much charm lol. He’s so adorable.
You’re ONLY saying this bc he’s attractive and famous. Less famous men and less attractive men been saying this
@@lornegreen6755She didnt say other guys dont say this, shes saying that this guy saying it enhances his appeal.
Please if he wasn't famous and you saw him you wouldn't care lol
tee hee
@lornegreen6755 you're so damaged. Get a therapist
If Elijah wood and Cillian Murphy had a child .. it would be this guy
wow good point. I did not see that before you pointed it out, now I can't unsee...
Ummmm how is that possible??? Would this mean they both "shot" in a girl (as matt rife would say) and sperm genese mixed up and out Matt was the result of the two dudes.. Lol
Im was thinking Natascha McElhone and Cillian Murphy popped out child :)
not dude and dude popped out a child :) lol
@@johnsonnguyen3114 It's just a form of speech :)
Facts!!!
Wow. So true!!! 😂
His standards are so high he had seven girls in the same time line
“I don’t just sleep with a bunch of girls” says the guy who had multiple relationships at the same time 😂😂😂😂 so proud of Brooke for putting the story out there lol
He wasn’t in multiple relationships at the same time and Brooke didn’t put shit out there😂😂😂😂
@@TheLostKing47once again, yes she did. And yes, he was. You need to watch the podcast before telling everyone they're wrong
@@TheLostKing47 😂😂😂😂😂
@@HeatherWho11.10 Again, no she didn’t. You need to follow your own advice before being a hypocrite
@@TheLostKing47but she did tho lol
Seriously it’s so refreshing to see people wanting to get married and not screw around with countless numbers of people. I hope he finds a woman who is his true equal ❤❤❤
He's not looking for this modern concept of equality. He's looking for a traditional lifestyle.
Lol he's f***** everyone he possibly could at this point That's how he arrived to this conclusion. Women are so delusional
@@SandiegoRockstarپ
I don't want to get married, but I do want long term still. To heck with marriage, scam of a thing.
If marriage is what you have to use to show someone you love them, then you're doing something wrong.
@@SandiegoRockstarwell equality doesn't always mean financial or career wise. It's also being on same page about emotions, maturity, what you want from life etc. Equality can also be in thinking process and how you view the world
I have not heard this often, to be honest! It's refreshing and have so much respect and admiration for a man with morals 👏 👏
Ive got the same morals and whenever i say this to people they usually think im gay after i say these things. Where are the women like you that feel this way?! My good friends mom thought i was gay because inwasnt hooking up with women left and right and when i finally found someone at the time, thats when she came out and said "im so glad you found a girlfriend i thought you were gay!" 🤦
@@fastcrxzcyou're not the problem. Please just need to mind their business and keep their unsolicited opinions to themselves.
@@corriebelle😅
What are you talking about?? I heard this a hundred times from Hollywood people, of course they are going to say that on camera. And a lot of the people who said that end up in scandals. I like Matt so I hope not but it’s not the first time people saying this
Ehh I think this is honestly most guys like 85-90% you just don’t hear it from extremely attractive guys probably. Most normal guys don’t like to sleep around for no reason
this aged like a glass of milk on a sunny day
This aged well 💀
It did💀
Wdym?
@@make.it.happen. They’re insinuating a bunch of bullshit that supposedly makes him look bad when it’s mildly suggestive evidence at best
Matt: im looking to get wifed up !!
Me : I volunteer as tribute 🙋♀️
Same girl same 😩
not with that huge ass forehead
You have to be older than him though by atleast 10 years..... 🙂😳
@@snehachattoraj4819 im well aware that he’s typically interested in women who are 30-40 years old and I’ll probably never meet him IRL . He’s still really hot and funny .
❤ I want apply to. I would be a great intern and want to be hired to be Matt's wifey 😉
The type of men who should do podcast.
What are you talking about?? I heard this a hundred times from Hollywood people, of course they are going to say that on camera. And a lot of the people who said that end up in scandals. I like Matt so I hope not but it’s not the first time people saying this
@@Hornycavil Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤
@@HornycavilDiscernment. He's clearly not a f*ck boy you can't fake your vibration.
And the group chat has determined that was a lie....
This aged well ' I dont want to hook up' saying this shit while having 7 other girlfriends and hooking up 🤣🤣😳
Except he didn’t do any of that🤣🤣😳
@@TheLostKing47this is so laughable now that you're replying to everyone telling them they're wrong when you have NO IDEA what you're talking about 😂😂 it should be clear to you by now that there's an episode you missed when there is multiple different people saying the same thing. Brooke even said how dumb she felt for saying all that nice shit about him publicly once she found out what he did to her
@@HeatherWho11.10 This is so laughable. It’s so clear you’re wrong and you still think you’re right😂😂😂
@@HeatherWho11.10 It should be clear by now that she never said anything mean about him
@@HeatherWho11.10I think that that person is special, hun. ❤
I love he has high standards. I dont care if I particularly meet them, I just find that extremely hot
How do you fund him?
@@bish09 right here, right now. Views and comments for algorithm dummy.
Yea, support more men having "high standards" but like...this way. Not "I need my men to be at least six feet tall" or "my girl needs these measurements and I have a list of motherly duties I need her to do for me" type shit.
motherly duties should be in one's standards. A good man will always want the best for his future kids
@@tromboner6061Unless they don't want kids. Which, as a CF person, would make him MORE attractive. Definitely prefer a hot guy with a vasectomy over a hot guy with a kid(s).
That's sweet. Can't wait for him to find someone awh.
Thanks for your love and support
He has she gorgeous like model pretty
Hell yeah brotha. Time for men to start having standards!
As a woman i love this!! One day if i have a son i am gonna make sure to teach him to respect not only others but himself too and to pick a full package girl, cause he isn’t gonna deserve any less!!!
Bar is too low
Nobody stopped men from having standards. Men are the ones indulging in hook up culture more than women. Nobody judged y’all either. It’s a choice made by you guys. Infact women would love it if rather than being swept up in that lifestyle, men had standards and goals and wanted to settle down.
@@crystalm3th573literally back wards only a few select men get to partake in todays hook up culture women are the ones that choose
@@crystalm3th573 I don't think this is entirely the scope of things. Women, as of late as far as I've seen, very much wanna sleep around (to which I say do your thing 21) 1st to 'enjoy life before settling down' that has also blown the issue up a lot.
This is classic. "I don't just go out on the road and sleep with everybody" note every girl he's slept with on the road feels special
Yeah wait and listen to all the firsthand accounts that come rolling in. 😂
😂😂😂😂
I can think of a 46 year old woman who makes great chocolate chip cookies.
He just makes me forget about all the trash that's out here and that there was only one real man that is him cut my right arm off to just hold his hand with the left hand of course
I remember her on that one show lol
@@renayarnold8295 HUH?
If he has high standards, I don't think he wants someone who's on only fans.
@@Boundyydon't do drugs kids lol
I can just picture him making his future wife laugh all day! 🤣🥰
Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤
Lol watching this after seeing cancelled today… sociopath behavior
Riiiiiiight, Brooke would definitely say otherwise 😅
Now THIS is a high value man 🎉
Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I truly appreciate your love and support hope you don't mind okay
You all women better take notes because the type he wants (basically everyman type) is rare in modern manhating bossbabe women nowadays.
@@Hornycavili just think y’all scare away any actual decent humans because you’re constantly spewing hate about women
Like constantly
And even if it’s true garbage, good people don’t do that so they’re not going to get with people who are
If that makes sense
@@Hornycavil media has brainwashed you, most women aren’t like what the podcaster boys tries to make you believe they are.
@@MattRiffe-ne9nylmaooooooo
Every man deserves his peace away from the chaos.
Yeah, every person does..
@@Iamhere829 Na, some definitely don't because they give chaos and abuse, most good people deserve it though
THIS AGED WELL😂😂
This didn't age well since he has been shown to be a player.
“I just wanted to clarify for the public” has real “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” energy (but honest, this time lmao)
Love the standards/morals!! "Someone who feels like home" is the dream! Where do I apply!? Lol
Ehh I think this is honestly most guys like 85-90% you just don’t hear it from extremely attractive guys probably. Most normal guys don’t like to sleep around for no reason
He knows exactly what he's doing 😉
Meanwhile: have’s 7 situation-ships / relationships simultaneously before his now girlfriend (fingers crossed he’s not doing the same to her)
Having a good father figure is super important
But his dad shot himself when he was 1.
@@JadedKate His grandfather played a massive part in his upbringing, he passed away like a year ago
@@TrenC21Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤
@@MattRiffe-ne9nyomg!!! The real Matt Riffe! So grateful to be in your presence!!! 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
Jesus don't be so gullable
I didn't think I could love him anymore ❤ and he turns around and says this!! His parents did a great job!!
Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤
Where did he say his parents did a great job....that's BS...I'd anyone knows his history...also that has to be a fake Rife commentung a thanks for support reply.
seeing this after the podcast with brooke and tana…. YIKES 😭this didn’t age well AT ALL🤣
Aw! Good for him. This world needs more guys in the media demonstrating character like this.
Awe, I hope Matt finds an awesome wife. Marriage is a beautiful thing. ❤
Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤
@@MattRiffe-ne9ny Knock it off 🙄
He is fking a hot actress.. u dont worry about it
Damn. I just want to be friends with this guy now lol. Wholesome
@@27short damn, he just assumed my sex
Don't fall for this, you doofuses. He is saying all of this PRECISELY so that he can then make his next jzz-bank feel special before making a deposit.
@@27shortfrrrr
@@flex91995😂😂
@@mss11235LITERALLY THIS LOL maybe I just have trust issues lmao but I 100% wholeheartedly believe this lol esp after seeing how seedy guys are and how manipulative they can be (ofc so can girls too) and after his standup talking about being friends w a girl to get in their pants and talking about hookups etc 😅😂 don't trust this hooooooo 😂 esp when he has so many girls flinging themselves at him, most men will indulge in that because it's in their nature to be h0rny all the time and seek pleasure. So they can breed and spread their seeds. Yaaaay genetic/species instinct
As a toddler mom who genuinely doesn't look at Matt in a "sexual way", this guy is 100% the dream son to have imo. He's so precious and good. 😍
“it’s just not…REALLY my thing,” meaning it kinda is 😭🤣
Just when I thought I couldn’t love this guy any more then I already do, he does this…seriously, are you human? 😍
Yeah because that's appealing to your female lizard brain instincts. It arouses you and appeals to your female instincts. It's just as empty as a guy that screws around a lot.
He said: "I have the highest standards". This is the red flag. Beware.
@@AnastasiaVPea I guess you would have preferred for him to say he has the lowest standards.
@@charlesjenkins989 I prefer people to be humble, adequate, and realistic. Low standards mean no self-esteem. So called "highest standards" are a signal of narcissism and arrogance.
@@AnastasiaVPea😂
Everything he said was so lovely, really. I hope he truly finds that because whatever you're going thru in life, good or difficult, all of it is so much better, beyond words when you're with the person that is your home.
Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤
@@MattRiffe-ne9ny Washington State🩷🧡
That just made him swoon worthy! He’s funny and wholesome ❤
He ain't wrong.
This poor man is going to have so many girls throwing themselves at him he's got so much BS to weed through, I don't blame him for being picky. Most people are trash. Good for him for having standards and knowing what he wants.
Yep!
He’s either the worlds best player or one of the sweetest guys on earth. Hope he finds someone his age that wants exactly the same as him. I can see him being a brilliant husband & father 🥰
Yeah but them kids are in for a treat. Id hate to have a dad who was a comedian lol. Imagine getting your ass beat and then he proceeds to roast tf outta you while making the rest of the family bust up laughing lmao
@@cheesedoosh🤣🤣🤣😭👌🏻
He's hot and famous. Doesn't really need to lie to get laid lol
Nah he's a Virgo like me. We love women who have high standards and are not the center of attention (LEO) we want peace like when we are at home, hence why he said at the end, CHAOS are what we hate.
He is pretty vocal about liking older women. Someone his age isn't likely.
Awe! I wish Matt the best in finding that right woman to complete his life. He's so funny!😁
Omg there needs to be more guys like this❤️
One of the most mature answers I have ever heard, come out of a man’s mouth!❤
Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I truly appreciate your love and support hope you don't mind okay
@@skylinesteel7664 I hate a situation whereby someone doubt my personality and my identity... and I'm telling you exactly who I am I don't really understand why you have doubt about me...
Legally blonde moment:
“Liar!” (Throws chocolates)
“I need a person that feels like home to me” is the sweetest thing ever! I think that’s what everyone wants in a partner ❤️❤️
That Virgo in him 😂
Solid answer... im sure im not the only woman that hears this and thinks "I'd wife that!" 😏
Thanks for your love and support
You mean you’d husband that
Well he said he wants to be the wife so good luck with that
He knows you all trashy women, are only after his looks and popularity, so it's good for him to be peaky. After all, he is dating a model.
That is so sweet. You sir are going about being in a relationship the right way. Thank you for saying this, hopefully other's will recognize that this is the real goal.
hearing this after the cancelled podcast is a crazy experience
What a real high value man looks like. Boys take notes
The notes
a) be a millionaire
b) Have a high status..
But the sad thing is he doesn't want a ugly gold digger like you. 😂😂
What a mature mindset about dating looks like. Take notes ladies
@@CRWeaventure never actually thought abt it from a male perspective, but now that I am, girls* y'all take notes too!
@@wataryoodoininmyswamp1305 You all women better take notes because the type he wants (basically everyman type) is rare in modern manhating bossbabe women nowadays.
@@wataryoodoininmyswamp1305most of us don’t need to :) y’all just attracting the wrong ppl ❤
I love that... Home is with a person, not a place
Can I just say how much I love having John Crist and Matt Rife in the same space? I honestly didn’t expect this meeting
Nice to hear there are people that wanna the same thing as I do. Something stable that feels home. Well he is really skilled in using his words nicely. 🦋
I can't find the words to express how much I relate to everything he said...
For real. All of it.
Is exactly what a player would say 😂 I know, I used to do it to. “I’m just ready for a relationship, someone to grow with.” Works almost every time 😂
I was literally thinking this too 😂
Which sure, but the dude is famous and insanely hot, he doesn't really need to throw lines out like that to get chicks. Not a slag against you, just saying he doesn't really need to say that so why bother
😂😂 damn I was enjoying not getting there on my own until I read this 😢
@@loribanks1515he id mid asf looks like an 18 year old pot head
Being deceptive and a liar is not a flex
He has such a personality, jesus. Amazing
I really do hope he finds that special someone 😊
This guy reminded me how my husband sees me as an anchor in a very busy world. Don’t get so busy you forget eachother.
I love him. I wish all guys were like this. It shows how sweet and genuine he is. And hillarious on top of that :) go matt!!
Except for the small fact that you have ZERO idea who he is lol. He's saying what every guy will tell women haha. Modern women are so gullible when they're attracted to a guy. They'll help him make up the lies and then be like, he just...switched. Hahahahaha. Wow.
Most of us are like that. We just don’t look like him.
Hello my supportive fans thanks for the comment here and I will love to know where you are supporting from hope you don't mind okay ❤❤❤
@ brooke schofield lmaooo
So mature also such a good actor...complimented the girls he went out with and also the ones he will ask in the future...smooth...he is an old soul😮
I honestly feel exact same way. My relationships are so valuable. I can’t imagine just plowing through different people with little to no connection
Based. I love him. Where’s the wife application 😂❤
You are going to have a lot of competition
Thanks for the love and support Isabella ❤
If you're not an older woman, then skip the app. He prefers older women.
He knows you all trashy women, are only after his looks and popularity, so it's good for him to be peaky. After all, he is dating a model.
matt you are hilarious ...couldn't stop laughing 😅
It’s just heartbreaking to sleep around honestly. It feels so hollow. Just chasing the desire for validation.
You stay strong, Matt. You keep looking for that wifey and you’ll find someone who feels like home.❤
A man who knows his audience
Haha are you being cynical there? 😂
He got game. I don’t believe a word of it. 😂
amazing interview
Matt is such a sweetheart, I pray he finds the right girl.
I love the phrase ‘you trying to get ‘wifed’ up” just a great phrase that’s a little kinder of a question to Matt than just “you trying to find a wife”
Good for him! Knowing what you want is half the battle
Proud of you. That makes you very responsible and respectable in my eyes❤️
Love that he knows what he wants and needs! Success is not his everything.. it is what he does for a living. His Mom did a great job! Smart, Funny, Brave, and knows what he wants at a young age! Wishing him only the best! Love his stand up!
Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if more people had this mindset❤
Ehh I think this is honestly most guys like 85-90% you just don’t hear it from extremely attractive guys probably. Most normal guys don’t like to sleep around for no reason
Wifey the Rifey 😂
He's not alone in his feelings. I'm the same way
This man is so handsome and then he speaks and I’m like 🥹❤️
This kind of guy is what I've been looking for my entire life.
Its a rough dating world out there. And ifs tiring.
I want a person that feels like home as well.
He wants you
There are tons of guys who want codependent relationships out there. Don't give up, they are as plentiful as roaches.
Don't fall for this, you doofuses. He is saying all of this PRECISELY so that he can then make his next jzz-bank feel special before making a deposit.
@@mss11235 To think that these clueless morons actually believe a COMEDIAN is telling the truth. 🤣 🤣 🤣
He knows you all trashy women, are only after his looks and popularity, so it's good for him to be peaky. After all, he is dating a model.
More men need to be like you
Why do you say so?😂
@@MattRife-su8wr because it’s hard to find a guy that doesn’t want to hook up and it’s nice to see as good-looking as you are and as successful as you are that you’re not looking for someone to just hook up with so that’s why
@@kristencampbell7993 I’m really flattered and proud of you…you’ve earned my respect 😊
I just melted to the floor 🫠😩
His Mom and Stepdad did a great job raising this MAN!!! I love his humor and the fact that he is so candid with his answers.
His flow with the audience(when he does do crowd work), is amazing! I have not seen Matt live, yet! 😊
You can tell he’s truly a Midwest boy 🔥
Ehh I think this is honestly most guys like 85-90% you just don’t hear it from extremely attractive guys probably. Most normal guys don’t like to sleep around for no reason
Good for him that’s smart. Rare in this day and age. Love that.
He just made all the fangirls swoon...
Not this man acting like he doesn’t have 100 ladies on the roster 😂
right? hahah he better be picky.!!! because he probably has a million to choose from !!
he knows those trash women are only after his his looks and popularity its a good for him to be peaky
The comments on matts clips always kill me. Every other comedian, 90% dudes...matts, 98% females 😂
😂😂😂😂 spot on!!!! hahaha comedians are funny, but this video is especially hilarious 😂😂
I knew to expect comedians to be very intelligent, but he really surprised me. Comedians are so stupidly intelligent, I forget the amount of self development and awareness it takes to even become one
That’s so sweet!! 🥹
Good for you!! Having standards is awesome.