There's a joke after this where Dave plays a video of someone who apparently looks just like him saying the line on the stage, and they had to have recorded the other guy in advance. Maybe they worded it weird and Dave had to copy it or the joke wouldn't work.
With the current apocalypse I have no qualms turning handshakes into fist bumps. They’re more hygienic, and I’d rather not be touching people these days.
Had to laugh because I like baking, have found out that I a wheat-sensitive, and my husband loves cakes, but shouldn't have them very often because he's diabetic. So I stopped baking cakes, problem solved!
@@eddie-roo My neighbour used to do this, except her cakes were shit and we didn't like her and one time she came around with a moldy bread pudding that she admitted she just took out of the freezer a couple days ago. It's a good idea though, people like free or homemade cakes
It's weird to think that for such a long time shaking hands was such a universal sign for hello but after just a couple of weeks the whole world stops doing it so suddenly. We may never go back to hand shaking ever again.
@@fenhen it's not innately human, it's hugely cultural. This is one of those things people think are natural just because it's the only way they've ever done it.
Shannon Gerry That depends on what exactly you meant. Greeting by making physical contact IS innately human. Using hands for greetings is also extremely common. Shaking hands demonstrates that you’re not concealing any weapons, that you trust the other person enough to get close to them, that you trust that the other person doesn’t have any deadly diseases etc. It says a lot. I’m sure you can bring up other cultures that do other variations, but physical contact is innately human. Using your hands is innately human. It’s deeply imbedded into our psychology.
I've never understood people shit talking on the internet. Sure, some of them are idiot kids who think they're being impressive, but it's reasonable to presume that most of these people are adults who are apparently incapable of seeing the person that they're conversing with as a three dimensional character. Somehow, we're only one dimensional to them, despite the fact that all they can see of us are our profile icons and words...all of which are two dimensional.
@@matthewyabsley Come on Yabs. I've. never heard it called Stone, Paper, Scissors before. Always used Rock, that's what my dad taught me and he's an old English Navy man. So I don't know why you would say it was American. 😉
Isn't this one of those things that has a huge number of regional name variations? Tom Scott recently made a video including the regional variations of the name of the game children play where one of them has to chase and touch one of the others at which point the one who was caught becomes the chaser. It's quite impressive.
@@Milamberinx Tom's video was brilliant. I wonder if the change from stone (which, as a 32 year old I've never heard) to rock might be more of an Americanism influenced by TV similar to Tom's findings for jingle bells.
Stop, I'm not having that,,,, its rock paper scissors, not stone scissors paper.
I was looking for this comment I knew someone else would say it😂
I know. I was expecting this to lead onto another joke, as he normally does with seemingly innocent comments.
There's a joke after this where Dave plays a video of someone who apparently looks just like him saying the line on the stage, and they had to have recorded the other guy in advance. Maybe they worded it weird and Dave had to copy it or the joke wouldn't work.
Amazing how much more confident we are talking over the internet and social media!!!
Go fuck yourself.
@@roberthoward9500 how rude you Nazi incel prick
@@Bagofnowt God here's another one. Who let you out of the kitchen?
When I see that photo of Alex Reid I always think it’s Ken Shamrock who by coincidence was also a MMA fighter
With the current apocalypse I have no qualms turning handshakes into fist bumps. They’re more hygienic, and I’d rather not be touching people these days.
Apocalypse?!?!?!
@@harrybridgesBread where have YOU been since the start of 2020?
@@PAPO1990 It hs been a crisis, but I wouldn't call it an apocolypse
@@harrybridgesBread 1) since the start of 2020 there have been multiple unrelated crisis’
2) maybe I enjoy being a little hyperbolic
@@PAPO1990 Fair enough
People always type tougher than they talk.
Oh yeah? *cracks knuckles*
Says you fuckface. No, of course, I’m kidding. Just having a joke.
Innit bruv.
Had to laugh because I like baking, have found out that I a wheat-sensitive, and my husband loves cakes, but shouldn't have them very often because he's diabetic. So I stopped baking cakes, problem solved!
Or bake cakes and sell them/donate them to charity/gift them to a friend
@@eddie-roo My neighbour used to do this, except her cakes were shit and we didn't like her and one time she came around with a moldy bread pudding that she admitted she just took out of the freezer a couple days ago. It's a good idea though, people like free or homemade cakes
He wasn't going for a fist bump, he thought you were playing rock, paper, scissors and he's very bad at it.
Alex Reid's handshake refusal doesn't look so stupid now...
I would have asserted dominance by shanking hands with his clenched fist.
This is just 6 and a half minutes of Dave praising and complimenting his wife.
Inb4 all the "simp" comments.
can she post cakes? I can help you out.
dafuq is "Stone, scissors, paper" ? Its certainly not "Rock, Paper, Scissors".....
Shaking hands? Hahahahhahhahahahahhahaha
I remember when that was a thing. Those were the days.
It's weird to think that for such a long time shaking hands was such a universal sign for hello but after just a couple of weeks the whole world stops doing it so suddenly. We may never go back to hand shaking ever again.
Limerence Of course we will. It’s so innately human.
@@fenhen it's not innately human, it's hugely cultural. This is one of those things people think are natural just because it's the only way they've ever done it.
Shannon Gerry That depends on what exactly you meant. Greeting by making physical contact IS innately human. Using hands for greetings is also extremely common. Shaking hands demonstrates that you’re not concealing any weapons, that you trust the other person enough to get close to them, that you trust that the other person doesn’t have any deadly diseases etc. It says a lot.
I’m sure you can bring up other cultures that do other variations, but physical contact is innately human. Using your hands is innately human. It’s deeply imbedded into our psychology.
You got married on October 8th? Blimey, so did my parents! Although a sizeable number of years earlier.
I've never understood people shit talking on the internet. Sure, some of them are idiot kids who think they're being impressive, but it's reasonable to presume that most of these people are adults who are apparently incapable of seeing the person that they're conversing with as a three dimensional character. Somehow, we're only one dimensional to them, despite the fact that all they can see of us are our profile icons and words...all of which are two dimensional.
Stone, scissors, paper?
Dont you mean rock, paper, scissors?
Come on Clarkey. Everyone knows it is Scissors, paper, stone. Americans would say rock. Maybe you watched too much Nickelodeon ;-)
@@matthewyabsley Come on Yabs. I've. never heard it called Stone, Paper, Scissors before. Always used Rock, that's what my dad taught me and he's an old English Navy man. So I don't know why you would say it was American. 😉
Russ Wright Stone is more traditional British, but it was long ago replaced with Rock for most people.
Isn't this one of those things that has a huge number of regional name variations? Tom Scott recently made a video including the regional variations of the name of the game children play where one of them has to chase and touch one of the others at which point the one who was caught becomes the chaser. It's quite impressive.
@@Milamberinx Tom's video was brilliant. I wonder if the change from stone (which, as a 32 year old I've never heard) to rock might be more of an Americanism influenced by TV similar to Tom's findings for jingle bells.
Ronnie O'Sullivan pulls the same crap. Something about germs. This the guy who picks his nose then puts his hand on a shared snooker table.
2 stone is like 50lbs though
Not sure how you worked that out?
2 st = 28 lbs = 12.7 kg
@@gwishart probably typed 3.5 instead of 2.5.
I'm very polite in real life, but online I'm a massive asshole.
"You're punching above your weight" isn't a disrespect to you, it's more a way of complimenting your Mrs without simping.