Modern Life is Goodish | Series 2, Episode 1 | Full Episode
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- Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024
- In this series 2, episode 1 full episode of Modern Life is Goodish, Dave Gorman finds and develops a camera that has some rather uncompromising photographs on them...
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33:09: "And I promise you that when we come back, everyone will be exactly who they say they are."
43:03: "They are now lo longer Thelma and Louise -- they are Thelma and Louis."
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVER TRUST AGAIN
Thelma and louise didn’t say a thing so they said exactly who they are, gerbils
It wasn't the shredded porn, they just reached puberty.
Found this in my recommended, and I’m so glad. This show is so clever and unique, it truly is one of a kind!
A bit of comedy to get through quarantine
🤔 The best is him changing the calendar show
"Blind before they can even read it' is an incredible line, so excited for this series to come back.
what an underrated comedian. why is he not on mainstream all the time?
The (couple? friends? brothers?) on the camera roll were just lovely.
Bum Chums.....You can tell a mile off....
This is one of the smartest funniest comedy series I have seen in years.
Perhaps the second 'NOT' was there to create a double negative, thereby subtly indicating that the person who took the camera was in fact going to do as requested.
Exactly - whoever planned that series was not about to make a mistake like that.
@@GrayHateborn But that doesn't explain the "Oh alright then" which implies a change of heart.
@@davegorman1679 darn you Dave Gorman ... now I have to go back and rewatch it all to remember what it was all about. Is this a cunning plan to rack up extra views for the algorithm?!
@@GrayHateborn Now that I've got your attention, can I interest you in some sink strainers?
@@davegorman1679 I gave it time to come up with a witty retort, but I got nothing. I concede defeat and will purchase whatever cheap kitchen utensils your rehabilitation programme supplies.
Whoever did the not not disposable photos. You are genius.
That will be Dave Gormen then.
Thanks for uploading these Dave, will help us all survive quarantine! Hoping MLIG one day makes a comeback!
Yes please
Not sure it could keep the same title with any degree of honesty.
@@Myzelfa Modern life is at best not shit all of the time.
@@TheHutchy01 Modern Life is a Neverending Hellscape of Torment and Misery would make a terrible - though accurate - title for a light comedy show.
I'd love to see again his earlier series where he travelled round the world finding other Dave Gormans 😂
"Horseback riding is the most fun you can have with your clothes on"...
Godiva, Countess of Mercia was unavailable for comment.
"I made a Chess set from dead mice"
"YOU DID WHAT"
Ohhh, please let these anecdotes be true and not just staged for the show! The camera incident restored my faith in humanity somewhat!
Dave always says if something is staged or not he's honest like that.
I mean if you found that camera on beach, even if you weren't a TV comedian, you'd bloody well do a stage show about it.
Of course it's staged. It's a show! the clue is in the title.
@@original.dwornboynah it’s not staged Dave just goes out of his way to get into weird scenarios specifically so he can talk about it, if you saw an abandoned camera you wouldn’t do anything but for Dave that’s a possible segment. He’s honest when it’s staged and always tells the audience how much influence/control he had on the situation unfolding.
Not every show is staged you know
I highly recommend you watch his show Googlewhack, he makes a point about how he actually struggles to come up with stories and that getting into odd situations and telling the true story is much more up his alley
Holy shit, last time I laughed this hard, corona was a beer. 😂😂😂
Might be a while till you hear laughter again, with Dad jokes like that.😉
Last time I had a corona, I returned the bottle for 10p
@@hgwells1899 It's frothy, man
@@hgwells1899 Yes, sad how the bottle deposit went away, and how it's not come back (yet?). Instead those that can be bothered use the bottle-banks, where the bottles' brands get mixed up, and they're smashed, to be re-moulded, which takes about as much energy as making bottles using new glass. What a World
So happy that it's being uploaded on RUclips. I was only able to catch a few episodes when I was in the UK
Throughout this programme all I could think was, 'hang on, our recycling centre don't take shredded paper'.
@ItWasntMeEitherMayBe michael sheen tried that with wine bottles in "staged" and he ended up getting blackmailed by the old lady next door xD
And i thougt he would try to flush it and discover how papier mache is made.
@@borjesvensson8661 I was thinking make a porn papier maché sculpture!
Me too!
Omg you're uploading full episodes! Well that's today sorted.
Dave’s delivery of “skydiving is my SECOND favourite activity” is one of my favourite jokes in the show
I think I’ve watched too much lockdown entertainment because I’m watching this video and marvelling at the clarity. It feels like a treat.
hands down one of the funniest things ive seen in a very very long time, sheer genius
26:28: They deserve an applause!
Watching this is the most fun you can have in front of your computer with your clothes on... Sorry, I just thought that comment needed to be here :-) Great fun this!
You can watch this show without clothes
@@tommarsdon5644 I can confirm this
Please upload more of these please Dave, love watching these again
So happy to see Modern Life is Goodish return! Love the series!
Easily one of my favourites. I love the guy that did the picture with the phone box, tree, newspaper etc. Doubt you'll see this Mr Gorman but I would love that bit to be the next short clip upload. x
Paranoid friend: "Got a shredder? I have this embarrassing material..."
Dave:
lols. I used Thomas Guides to navigate cross country trips, when i was a kid. I like them better, but sat nav is sometimes more convenient with its traffic and speed limit monitoring, being nearly always up to date, and being able to show me the location of specific shops as well as the items found on physical long haul maps. I often find myself using sat nav, but it seems like almost as often I have to ignore it, because it's telling me to make u turns where it's illegal to do so, or telling me to take an unnecessarily circuitous rout, or drive through a lake, or because it thinks I'm off-rout when I'm really just forced to detour or stopping for some petrol. I wonder how self driving cars will handle such problems in the future...
Oooooooooooooh yeahhhhhhhh. Just the tonic for this lockdown!
Thank you Randy Savage.
@@Hellwyck DIG IT! 😁
I love the genuine way Dave laughs at his own bottom box comment
So happy I can watch this again! I watch Modern Life is Goodish in sickness and health!
Happy Christmas, Balsa uktvplay.uktv.co.uk/shows/dave-gorman-modern-life-is-goodish/watch-online
Lol, that camera prank rocks. 😁
I tried to get rid of one of these porn magazines by tearing it up and trying to flush it down the toilet. Well I managed to block the main drain and caused half the people in the street unable to flush there toilets and I watched the water company remove the blockage but no one found out it was me this was around 1989 so quite safe telling it now.
Tom Turnbull THAT WAS YOU??? There was shit all over my bathroom!
Love em all, but this was particularly outstanding.
And the irony, the ad at the very end of this video was an ad for kinky dating! XD
Just put it in a bucket with some water and then mash it all up in a ball of paper. It will turn into pulp and there will be no telling what it was previously.
But then your satnav would be completely useless. 😕
You can use it for papermaché. Wallpaperglue and cartboard and within a few hours, you've got a golden baby-elephant to put in your livingroom.
So happy these are uploaded. Definitely needed a bit of good-ish-ness in my life right now during covid shielding
Dave, I don't know if you read the comments but I will translate this video so I could show it to my family who doesn't speak English because they need to see your brilliant comedy! :) (so please let it pass because sadly I think the fastest way to greenlit it will be if the creator accepts it rather than have 10-15 people check it)
If you gave the shredded mags to Thelma and Louie, did you have to get a runner to buy more for the first part of the show? 😅
There are no dislikes on this video, meaning he is the best of comedy and that's why there's no dislikes on this video!
9 soulless individuals have falsified your hypothesis.
@@grahamlive they have, I have miss calculated my numbers. I truly worry that the number might increase, this is only going go get terribly worse.
I dont know what to suggest, maybe a plan of action:
Step 1: dont dislike.
Step 2: like.
Step 3: no more problems!
@@tylerk9533 The answer is simple - tell people to show just how much they dislike this by clicking the dislike button TWICE.
@@davidcollins9512 lol
If it were me, I'd recycle it by hand (mush it in water, add some colored glue, mold it into something useful, and let dry). Or if I'm less worried about the environment, I'd just bleach the pages in the bath, then dispose of them in the usual way.
Thank you so much Dave for uploading these, a very good idea, just watch out for sponsors from RAID Shadow Legends!
Do you plan on making original content for YT?
i like how dave is just giving away his own show for free
Only just discovered you, but it seems great! I really want to appreciate it being free!
I'm very happy this are on RUclips
I never liked stand up comedies, you are the first one who i like! Great show!
Discovering this a bit late is actually quite fun, I had forgotten how angry old people used to be over digital maps. I wonder if they still are, or have accepted that it's better with a map that can receive constant updates.
Just wanted to say thanks for uploading. Really enjoying binge-watching this. Much and many salutations... with my clothes on 👍
I once bought a new printer that came with a pack of included ink in the box because it was cheaper than buying new ink cartridges for my old printer. Crazy!
Loving this. Is series one here? Am I missing it. Thanks for sharing, so funny. Most needed during theses crazy times.
how can you only have 10K subs??
You're entertaining!!
Having to use a new bag every week for recycling? Think Tower Hamlets doesn’t understand the whole reduce, reuse then recycle concept....
Honestly, even if you're dropped in a jungle WITH a map, it's no use unless you know where on that map you are.
Look for a nearby landmark and bam, you know where you are.
@@Reashu yes....I am by a tree
@@Reashu How many landmarks are there in a jungle?
your so funny and its really really cool that all of the storys you tell us are totaly real its so aboustly amazing
17:05 I love how the the French subtitles just remove the joke and say "...at least with my clothes on."
This guy is good
The disappointment was crushing.
Such a good show and a good head u have on ur shoulders!
Personally, i rely on my satnav cus its easier, but i think its useful to have a map just in case
I had to change my satnav to a male voice as my wife did not like another woman giving me instructions.
Super funny episode. 😅😂
Getting rid of the magazines...my previous house had a good size attic but I'd never been able to get up a ladder into it. After years of plumbers and workmen going up there for the water tank and other things a friend went up and found some old magazines that were to very "particular" tastes...pre-dated my occupancy.
9:05 Quite relevant at the moment
Should stash them in a Bush like most normal people do. That's where I used to find them when I was a kid anyway
Someone in my family who shall remain anonymous once said his own mother was a milf, then immediately realised what it meant and was embarrassed. 😂
😂
fold it into news papers, put it in a paper bag, so many better answers
Watching the beginning of this episode and I was thinking, why doesn't he have bins to put the rubbish away, than just leaving them in bags outside, what kind of backwards town do you live in Gorman, a place that can't afford bins.
London. He says.
COOKING BACON!, the most fun you can have with your clothes OFF!
I love your content Dave but there is one thing I love more and that thing is s**.
Would have loved to watch these in order.
any chance of getting the first series up? i have every episode of MLIG'ish except the whole of the first series
That's the plan. Selective clips in extended form and all length episodes.
They’re on UKTVPLAY aswell no?
John Smith nope seasons 1-2 were removed hence why Dave did this RUclips channel for
Series 1 is back on UKTV Play but has more adverts than RUclips.
And now I want a taxidermied mouse chess set. Maybe the kings and queens could be hamsters.
Fantastic Grammer
Jesus those life magazines are terrifying.
Great
We are told we can't recycle shredded paper!
Map reading is part of the national curriculum?
It was in the 1970s.
We certainly did it at school in the 2000s. I don't know if it was on the national curriculum, or if it was just something our Geography department decided to teach to their younger pupils.
Just glad to hear Dave has seen Breaking Bad.
was the dog guy in the audience secretly watching??
It would be so funny if he was the same guy who pointed out the porn.
Modern paranoia? ECHELON is not a conspiracy theory.
I approve of gerbils.
11:56 Should have said 'Tripadv-iceberg' 😋
Hmm time to stop this month's rewatching of this show
A lot of recycling sites don't take shredded paper.
I thought people just used google maps on their phone.
Even when it can't connect to a satellite it still works as a map.
A map of the entire world.
That zooms all the way down to street view.
Now, yes. But, at one point phones were not GPS capable and you needed a separate device.
Sat Nav's result in not learning the language or customs or even talking to strangers. You just type the info in your phone and then your phone baby walks you to where ever you want to go. It's handy, but it really destroys your need to fit in as a stranger in a strange land.
You still have the option to talk to strangers if you like.
@@volundrfrey896 It only works if strangers wish to speak with you. In today's culture casual conversation with strangers is a dying event. Ride a train in Europe and see if anyone is talking to anyone. Everyone will be plugged into their cell phone or laptop.
Hmm it's an apocalypse and there's no sat--erlite! Mmm perhaps I'll Read a Street Sign!!
I'm American. I call mine Jerry GPS
I was taught how to read maps in school.
Thelma and Louise, now rolling around in jizzy jazz mags. Animal cruelty, surely?
Well that's better than saying skydiving the best thing to do with clothes off.
I wonder if the gerbil's loins were stirred by some.... pheromones the previous owner had left on there
why not put it in a brown paper bag and put that in the recycling bag?
"pornfetti" hahahahahaha!
16:24 Tom Hardys eyebrows, teehee
My ten year old son found a pornographic magazine on the way to school one morning. He cut out some of the pictures and sold them to a lad in the same class who was already growing a moustache. The deputy head called the police and suspended my son for selling pornography to a minor.
The good old England. Where people laugh on facts.
Pornfetti, brilliant.
Everytgings shit we're all gonna die - happy christmas... foreshadowing much?
I would of folded up each magazine in to a newspaper. Seems simple and obvious, wonder why they didn't think of that? I mean what are the chances of someone opening the bag, opening each newspaper and finding those magazines.
Perhaps they don't buy any newspapers?
Trip adviceberg
Heroin: The most fun you can have with your clothes on, or off... infact was i wearing any clothes, it's irrelevant, hi, so who are you then...?
i need to get my hands of some of these terrible british gossip rags, they sound banging