Batman Contigency Plans: Goblin Slayer
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The moment Bruce learned about those specific Goblins he decided it was time to commit genocide.
For good reason.
"They aren't human, but they are criminals. ... hmm."
I mean, batman "no kill" works only towards human beings, when it comes to such threats as alien invasion, mutants or in this case Goblins he is ready to kil
Genocide refers to eradicating innocent people. Killing the goblins from Goblin Slayer isn’t genocide… IT’S PEST CONTROL.
Sees goblins in Gotham. "Dick, good news. They're not people." "Does that mean?" "Fucking Yes. Alfred, play my jam."
Contingency plan for dealing with Goblin Slayer: Make sure he knows you're not a goblin.
Green Goblin: Dangit
@@hafirenggayuda Baiting the trap. Step one: crossover to the Marvel universe and capture a certain villain...
As long as Batman isn't a Goblin, he should be fine.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Goblin Batman?
Make it happen DC.
Joker an Killer Croc might have a problem
But what about green goblin? I know it's not DC, but we mixin' anime and comics here.
"Goblins are a threat that must be eliminated."
WoW Goblins: "...Ok, Rude."
and have you seen shadowverse's goblins and the goblin princess? goblin mage? anyone of the shadowverse waifus?
@@nomelitoarquillano7454 And then there is certain Isekai protag who is a goblin... Ro was it?
I mean, most of the WoW’s player base are real life Goblins
Goblin Slayer Goblins.
In the Goblin Slayer universe there are 2 pantheons of gods, the gods of good and the gods of evil, constantly in a struggle to determine the fate of the world, determined only by the roll of dice.
The gods of good created creatures with free will, the creatures the gods of evil created do not have free will.
Goblins are one of such creatures. They cannot choose not to be evil.
Goblin Slayer meeting Green Goblin and Hobgoblin... instant kill.
Contingency Plan Code: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
Subject: Bully Maguire
@@yhwach_king the plan is simple...there is no plan were screwed lol
"dirt eye" for short?
I never realized it but Goblin Slayer is like an anime version of Batman if he didn't have the no-killing code.
Surprisingly chill despite killing things relentlessly.
@@AlonzoTompkins it helps that he is killing the literal spaw of Evil and jelousy
Aye
and if he had gadgets and the Batmobile
It's because he is
The Author confirms that the inspirations for Goblin Slayer were
Batman and the Punisher
"...my no kill rule does not apply..."
Well not elf knife ears, you are welcome to join the team
Hmm...
Are you a goblin?
No, I'm batman
* turns around and walks away *
That the Real Contigency Plan in a Nutshell, not sure why the channels going into Hard kill more and more for Oppenents that are more reasonable.
The whole point of the plans is if they become a problem like what if saying am not a goblin did not work to see how to take them out if they get mind control or something like that
@@saulgod27anime25 even when Mind controled, batman Objective is generally to incapacitate not Kill he says this him self with the Plans, plus these plans are if these being came to his world as they are, their are plenty of eariler once where he would talk to them and calm them down on the channel.
@@CommanderM117 and here he never out right said kill goblin slayer he only said that for goblin that are like mindless creatures
You already know those little bastards are awful if the bat is willing to break his one rule zero hesitation.
It doesn't apply in this case. Batman's rule is for any sentient creature with the capacity for emotion or change. He's killed TONS of Darkseid's minions in the past, along with demons. Goblins, with their cruel nature and inability to understand mercy and compassion, fall into that same category.
@@BrianWalker93 oh it's much worse. The goblins know enough about mercy and compassion to exploit it
For examples see the Goblin Lord and him exploiting it repeatedly in the past. He was even trying to pull the same thing on Priestess when Goblin Slayer finished him off. Also see the time they used the remaining party member to scream out in pain to lore Wizard boy and any other inexperienced adventurer into an ambush. Wizard boy would have died right there if Goblin Slayer and his party weren't there.
@@karl_day Fair point
@@maiqtheliar789 Once again, fair point
Contingency Plan Code: Your Soul Is Mine
Subject: Shang Tsung
another cool code I think is "Shape Shifter"
Code: Changeling
Using false reports of goblins to try and distract him won't work. You may think you're sending him to the middle of nowhere but he has Gladstone Gander tier luck in this regard. He will always find goblins.
Help that in his world you can't throw a rock and not hit a goblin
@@clauro6153 Just send him to New York. They have Green, Hob, Demo and others. The only things more common than goblins in New York are spiders.
Not to mention, I don’t think he would be fooled with false reports about goblin sightings either. GS has been studying extensively for the majority of his life. He knows how they think and their habits. Unless Bruce spends an equal amount of time studying them in order to create such a fabrication, GS will sus it out. Not to mention just because he specializes in Goblin doesn’t mean he’s incapable of making exceptions. I still think if they fought Bruce would win, because he has access to better weapons and training, but I think GS would hold out for a while.
not really. In one of the books he got really pissy to the guildgirl because she gave him an aquatic goblin quest that wasnt really goblins but sea monsters and friendly fiahs people(that he thought he were goblins for a moment). So yeah....he doesnt always have good luck.
It was stated in canon that GS deliberately only uses as much minimalistic (but well maintained) as possible so that in the event the goblins somehow manage to kill him, they don’t get insanely powerful and snowball into greater threats.
The capture of unspent potions and scrolls and such on his person that would get looted off his corpse would cause issues to others seeking to oust the goblins. Provided they haven’t all died to any dead man switches hidden amongst them that GS does have on his general carry day to day.
No spelling edits on phone apps.
*minimalistic equipment
Ironically a suicide vest of some kind would be the best way to convince goblin slayer to increase the amount and quality of his gear. As long as he could be sure anything on his person would be destroyed in the event of his capture/death, he’d probablly be willing to use some more powerful stuff.
@@stetsonherrick8090The RUclips app does allow edits. Just click the three dots on the side of the post.
@@kagato23I'm imagining him putting some kind of scroll under his armor, right above his heart, that when broken opens a portal to the bottom of the ocean.
Basically turning his body into a claymore.
Finally, Goblin Slayer is included.
By the way, Orcbolg is Goblin Slayer’s nickname among elves. His other nickname is Beard cutter among dwarves.
Another thing about Goblin Slayer is his ability to affect the dice rolls of the Gods so they land in his favor; it's an ability he's unaware of though and it may not apply outside his world though
He actually do not turn the dice in his favor, he ignores the result the dice and force the situation in his favor by his Will or by his careful planning and adaptability, the gods love him For this because he is the only being that is not bound to the Will of the dice, Even the hero, that girl was ment to have a tragic fate as a Survivor of a goblin attack but goblin slayer refuse the result of the dice and protected her village alone against 50 goblins it was a sure death situation but he pull through.
@@blackfangex6813 so he's a DM's worst nightmare!
You completely misunderstood what that is. The Slayer is an underdog punching way above his weight class. Instead of succumbing to fate, he defies it, which the cosmic forces of good and evil find ENTERTAINING. He gets away with shit because heaven and hell are rooting for him. He's not "affecting the dice rolls," he's literally the DM's pet NPC. The people in charge of running the show are fanboying over him. Whether that has an effect in DC depends. "God" exists in the DC universe, and there are lesser celestial and hellish entities as well with tremendous power and influence. It's not unreasonable to think that the same traits that made the Goblin Slayer entertaining to the interdimensional beings of his own world, would make him entertaining to the DC ones as well. It's hard to quantify what "the respect of Trigon" or "the favor of the Specter" is worth, but it's not nothing.
@@LordRaineas a general rule, it’d probably be nullification. Gods from
DC try to do whatever with him, his gods immediately counter that. “No no, we let this one cook.”
@@LordRaine hmm iirc there was a 5th dimensional being that was favoring Batman which is why he was surviving certain things that should kill him a long time ago. And I agree Goblin Slayer is a DMPC not a mary sue type one he does not have all the answer nor he is along with main party aka hero party solving the bigger problems He just kills goblins....and by doing so he helps the main characters indirect ways like Sword Saint or even Hero herself.
*Batman talking about killing Goblins*
*Goblin Slayer having a happy cry*
Priest Girl: What's wrong Goblin Slayer, did this Man of Bats upset you?
Goblin Slayer: No, not at all. I'm just so...happy to meet another person like me and you.
Contingency Plan Code: Hi-Fi Rush
Subject: Chai
You’re a genius.
The Code Name should be “Defect.”
Ok, Batman decided that Goblins need to be wiped out completely, thus he talking about Genoside of a whole race of creatures
got converted by GS indirectly
The GC Goblins are barely a race. They can't function without victims to reproduce.
Goblins are not people, it would be like killing a a rabid wolf or a robot.
Contingency Plan Code Whoa Mama !
Subject Johnny Bravo
Fun fact: All Might’s design was inspired by both skinny and buffed out Johnny Bravo!
Contingency Plan: Banshee Queen
Subject: Lady Sylvanas Windrunner
Contingency plan code: dead silence
Subjects: death angels
Contingency Plan Code: Didn’t See That Coming
Subject: Johnny Test
Scary part is, the goblins may get access to Earth weapons eventually and oh my god that's so terrifying.
It gets worse when you consider how humans with similar mindsets to GS goblins tend to band togather into gangs and violent poltical movements, I can so see a bunch of GS goblins being used as hired thugs..............
Abridged Goblin Slayer: Welcome to my dojo, my GAWBLIN slaying dojo!
Batman: ..I might be in the wrong-
GAWBLIN slayer: shush weird bat person!
Contingency plan code: good night everybody
Subjects: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
just wait till goblin slayer gets into shadowverse and sees who's been running the goblins...
The cultural shock could be interesting
@@ghostblaster115 from the shadow verse tcg
@@nomelitoarquillano7454 I imagine goblin Slayer about to rip in half a goblin father another just to be faced by the entirety of local combatientes
Contingency Plan:
GS: "Goblins?"
Batman: "Not a single goblin in the entire planet."
GS: "Good. Goodbye 👋."
batman should upgrade his gear and give him some new toys and let him lose
Goblin Slayer would actively reject that. He doesn't want better gear because if he fails, then the goblins have better gear.
@@FireFox64000000 fair point but batman could easily put fail safes in place on all the gear and gadgets he gives gs 2 stop that being an issue
Exactly. Though he MIGHT consider it if Batman mentions it having some sort of self-destruct fail safe that would have enough power to level a goblin lair. Doubt he would pick a weapon though. Potentially something like night vision or infrared equipment might be something he would be interested in. Since Goblin Slayer can't see in the dark any better than any other human. So even if the Goblins captured it they wouldn't gain any advantage since goblins by their very nature already see perfectly in the dark.
I’d like for Batman & Goblin Slayer to be in the room together. They are exactly alike.
Contingency Plan Code: Destiny's end
Subject: Yogiri Takatou
Source: My Instant Death Ability Is So Overpowered
It'll be only 1 second video
There is no plan. You can’t even formulate intent before his automatic defenses drop you like a rock.
Contingency Plan: Pumpkin Bombs
Subject: Green Goblin.
now I'm hoping for a Goblin Slayer vs Green Goblin death battle lol
Throw Goblin Slayer at him
Subject: GrimmJack’s GAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWBlin Slayer.
Contingency Plan: Send in Plastic Man
Contingency Plan Code: Beyond Journey's End
Subject: Frieren
Seconded!
@@TeeAiDee---Thank you
A mimic chest will suffice.
@@kaiseryakkovonwarner8783 Just stuff a mimic with a claymore, and then put it in her path. Her magic might detect the trap inside of the mimic, but she'll probably still chance it.
Honestly, I really want to see a contingency plan on Miqulla The Kind…given his lore on his ability to charm and steal peoples hearts.
Contingency Plan Code: Friendship is Magic
Subject: The Mane 6
Im sure this channal could find a way to make 6 separate plans for each of them, probably MORE from MLP verse.
Who is Mane 6?
@@brokenbridge6316 The 6 main characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
@@schwarzerritter5724---Oh I see. Sorry. I haven't seen the latest series. So I didn't know.
@@brokenbridge6316 I think it is the opposite. You where not around when the series was at the height of its popularity.
It sure was nice of those goblins to raise the children of all those villagers.
Now there's something new you don't see: Batman actually giving the Okay to kill the goblins.
UPDATE: Contingency Idea
Contingency Plan Code: *Spinach*
Subject: Popeye the Sailorman
Why a contingency for him? Well, because he's basically another toon character, and despite not being evil, Bruce still does target heroes, whether or not they're pure of heart.
In a crossover with Alien, he gave the okay to kill the Xenomorphs.
Didn't Batman killed monster like Dracula? Pretty much Goblins are Open season because they aren't humans and can't be reason with
I don't consume Batman content, so I'm not aware that he's given the okay to kill more than once.
So my comment, I do *genuinely* see Batman actually killing as very rare.
Uk shxts real when Batman disregards his own rule AND smiles
There's also Dark side's Parademons
All this talk about goblins is making me want a contingency plan for Norman Osborn aka Green Goblin.
Contingency Plan Code: Guilty Gear
Subject: Sol Badguy
“Flame of Corruption” Would be better.
Contingency Plan: Smell of the Game
Contingency Plan Code: WAAAGH!!!!
Subject: Orks
If there's another thing that Batman also beats Goblin Slayer in, is his extensive knowledge and mastery of 127 martial arts, as the latter has trouble fighting hand to hand with other more skilled and combatant humans.
He is specialist in Goblin slaying, Most of his victories against "human" foes are when he had the Upper hand in physical strenght or surprise factor (very goblin like). Something Batman would counter easily
Batman would just be like "Okay GS, combine the Contigency Plans for punisher and Batman."
Contingency Plan: Cursed
Subject: The Ashen One
Contingency plan code: American Dad
Subject: stan smith
In DND my Lich Wizard hates goblins with a passion.
GS: “Do you drink goblin pee-pee?”
Batman: “No……”
GS: “Good! You passed the 53rd Goblin Test!”
Contingency Plan Code: Demon King of Greed
Subject: Iruma Suzuki.
3:33 The moment when Batman realizes that Goblin Slayer is an alternate dimension's version of HIM.
Goblin Slayer: I like this Batman guy. He gets it.
“Goblin Slayer! … I am not a Goblin.”
“Is that so? … that’s fine then.”
Contingency plan code: hard to destroy reptile
Subject: SCP 682
not possible
It's already dead. Leave it alone.
Batman: "Goblins in any magical world are a bad omen."
Spider-Man: "Some non-magical ones too..."
Batman and Goblin Slayer would basically be brothers in arms. A simple conversation between the two and they would be fast to understand each other.
Contingency Plan Code: pink terror
Subject: Pinkamena
This was the perfect video to come home too. I really enjoy this series. I hope it continues for a few more years. Great job Batman.
Contingency plan code: Taken King
Subject: Oryx
Contingency plan code: Mission from God
Subject: The Blues Brothers
Love that batman doesn't believe he can fool otherworld batman, merely divert his attention
Even Batman is okay with killing Goblin Slayer Goblins!
Goblin slayer “DID SOMEONE SAY GOBLINSSSSS!!!!”
Now you have to do a bridged goblin Slayer because that would be too damn funny LOL
Another one where its basically just team up wit him.
The idea batman knows isekai is amazing. The funniest part is that he doesn’t know what Fantasy world so he is probably looking up the most famous one like lorn of the rings and what not and making plans of fantasy characters. This is great
They're gonna fight over Batman's one rule, aren't they?
Batman sees his fellow orphan of vengeance and empathizes with him so much the counter palm becomes a team up plan.
I love that Batman sees GS as a peer lv kindred soul.
You do great service to internet. Thank you.
3:43 *He Finally Said It!!!!!!!* 😭😭
Oh God, I just piece together. He’s a medieval Batman just replace criminals with goblins and yeah
Batman admiring Goblin Slayer is so appropriate. And he gets that there is no peaceful solution to them.
And it's in videos like this you can see a clear similarity with Batman and Goblinslayer. And you know when shit hits the fan when even Batman is completely fine with genocide.
Imagine Batman and Goblin Slayer working together.
Contingency plan code: punishment time
Subject monkunia
Contingency plan code : Purification
Subject : the Batter from OFF
Contingency Plan Code: Madder than a Hatter
Subject: Alice Liddell
I swear his solution would be to adopt her. She fits all the criteria of a Wayne!
Great video as always.
Contingency plan code: Kept you wait huh?
Subject: Solid Snake.
Contingency Plan Code: Queen Of Escalation
Subject: Taylor Hebert from WORM
Contingency Plan Code: Child of Void
Subject: Tenno (Warframe)
You should do one on the Ronald McDonald from Rackaracka
That would be fucking amazing
contingency plan code: our wisdom flows so sweet, subject: the secret worlder
Batman admitting that Goblin Slayer is almost a fantasy-anime version of him!!!
From Batmam's general discription of Goblin Slayer, he sounds like a fantasy version of the Batman himself, not having any powers so having to use tactics and a wide arsenal of tools instead
For Batman to take down goblin slayer would have to use the end metal against magic weapons he has. It would have to take for justice league not just five or 10 but an army of league heroes to take down the goblin army.
Batman‘s next contingency plan should be about Gorr the god butcher. Contingency plan code: Necro sword.
Superman could fly over the Goblin army at mach 20 and kill lots of them from the sonic boom. The weaker members are a different story of course.
thank you so much for doing my request and i was almost gonna take a break from commenting it but thank you so much for doing it as its one of my favorite animes of all time, plus geralt would be awesome as well including shockwave and i hope you read this comment buddy
You know, it be cool to see Batman’s plan for the survivors of don’t starve, from Wilson to Wendy to Webber to Maxwell and so on, if so, he must be wary of using his fear tactics against them, less he accidentally kill then via shadow creatures, monsters that manifest to torment and kill those suffering of poor mental stability, caused by fear and things that could effect one’s sanity poorly, like consuming poor food, overly wet clothing and so on,
Goblin Slayer contingency plan: Provide him with material support. He's fine as is.
Oh Batsy, you assume Goblin slayer here doesn't have a contingency plan for you
Contingency plan code: Robot Boss. Subject: Dr. Wily.
Goblin Slayer: Are you… A goblin?
Batman: No.
Goblin Slayer: ….. *turns and walks away*
Contingency Plan Code: Secret War
Subject: Beyonder
Contingency Plan Code: King Crimson
Subject: Diavolo
Contingency Plan Code: Sing-sing fruit
Subject: Tot Musica
I always thought Batman would see Goblin Slayer as sort of a kindred spirit.
Something You missed in Goblin Slayer.
In the world of Goblin Slayer, every being fate is bound by the roll of the dice in the game of gods, no matter how powerful some is even the hero and the demon king are bound by the dice.
Goblin slayer is the only being we know that is capable to refuese and ignore the will of the dice, by his planning and adaptability or in the more extreme cases by his force of will, this is represented by his red Eye, when his eye shine red the will of the dice is disrupted, because of this gods love him and enjoy Watching over him due the fact he end up poping up in mayor world events like random character.
Like in year one, he took a goblin slaying quest that averted the cruel fate of a little girl, by fighting 50 goblins alone in the open field of the village, it was a easy death stated by the dice howerver he refused that fate and pulls through slaying all the goblins at the end his body was a mess he nearly died in the road back home but recived help from spearman, is reveal later that the little girl of the villige is the Female hero that would kill the demon lord 5 years later in the main series, her original fate was similar to Goblin Slayer as a surivivior of a Goblin attack, but he saver her from the trauma.
Contingency plan code: evil Zemo.
Contingency Plan Code: The evil forces of
Subject: The decepticons.
Contigency plan code: Alua
Subject: Kat (Gravity Rush)
Contingency Plan Code: King of Chaos
Subject: Demifiend
Contingency Plan Code: Bite Me!
Subject: Uzi Doorman.
Batman's contingency plan for Goblin Slayer: Don't be a goblin.
...Actually a pretty easy one.
As long as Batman’s sensible enough to know the difference between a need to contain vs exterminate that’s good. Lol, makes sense GS is like Batman. Great analysis! ❤ Please do more anime!
I did not expect this as I love goblin slayer
Going to need. A. Contingency plan for Chuck Norris