Not sure if it's a glitch or not but I've had nearby deer and rabbits snitching to guards on me while I'm out on the road. It's really annoying ngl. Killed deer before and many times its said last witness killed x bounty removed from x. Mainly I'm just pissed that I can't go around carelessly murdering thalmor justiciars because the local wildlife sometimes count as witnesses.
You have slain legendary dragons, vampires, jarls, emperors, and other Dragonborn, single-handedly ended a war, toppled governments and bandits alike, conducted international espionage, and become leader of every organization in the land. The daedra and aedra themselves bow to you. “This door requires a key to open”
Nucularburrito2 a lot and the the tree I'm talking about was really big and you wouldn't be able to wrap your arms arounds the entire thing yet despite it being big and heavy the really loud wind rips it out of the ground anyway and I went out there before the wind calmed down and I was almost blown off balance but I got hold of one of the support beams
For that exact reason, I almost don’t want another Elder Scrolls game. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s full of micro transactions. Todd, just give us a good game, and make us pay for all of it at once as the only cost of the game.
next there will be a drunk Nord, a Merida worshiping Dark Elf, a racist ass High Elf, a "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" Imperial, a Breton merchant, an Al'akir Redgaurd, and a bloodthirsty Orc.
This is why a "force open" option would be good! It would damage the lock and possibly destroy some of the contents of the chest, and would certainly activate traps, but no lock picks required!
KayleeDaGamer It must have been a great STEAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Looks like I'm not the only one surprised to learn the maker of Helltaker and this animation are one and the same. Surprising when someone who made something you enjoyed years ago also ends up making something you enjoy many years later but you don't notice it at first.
Skyrim: this chest is legendary level You: ok I’ll lock pick it Skyrim: you lose 263 lockpicks Skyrim: you get three gold, a silver ring of extra 0% lockpicking, a used loincloth, 3 firewood, a hat and a dead fly
@@klaudiusi.119 ok seriously, why do I keep hearing about mods to fix what should have already been in the game? Lemme guess, the PS4 version or something?
Man, i remember watching this back in the day. I can't believe you got as far as to make the characters from helltaker!!! Great on ya, and keep on keeping on!!
I can slay dragons, take their souls, defeat an entire army myself, summon creatures from the deepest of the oblivion and almost anything you can imagine. I cant break a f***ing door.
Seriously, even one of the books in game notes that they've found chests made of wood with some of the most complex dwemer locks... only for the wooden chest to be smashed through and the lock untouched.
hell man, Fallout have those unbreakable wooden doors that you cant do a squat despite wearing fucking Power Armor. The lock might be tough but are you seriously saying that a wood door in some 200 years old trashed building can withstand a kick from power armor??? Open this wooden door?
GroundPoundable Isn't that what save&load was made for? Just carry one or two lockpicks with you, save the game and reload the save if you lose your lockpicks :D
Rented Mule That takes forever and breaks the flow of the game, though. :/ And locks are randomized upon return trips or when you boot the game back up, so the save/load idea is useless.
And then, as the guard is laying motionless on the floor, the Khajiit hears a muffled "Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to stop that... Shouting. You're making people nervous."
I tried to make a rogue character. Light armor, stealth, no helmet, that sort of thing. Ended up smithing my way to full Daedric armor and beating the shit out of everyone with unarmed attacks.
i really enjoy the thief/assassin roleplay part of the game, i always end up doing that in every playthrough even if i want to go full berserker with an orc at first
No one: Speedrunners: so what im gonna do is use a wooden bowl to enter the void then spawn in apocrypha and one shot mirrak with a bucket in this exact position because he will step on it causing it to freak out and shoot towards his face with 5x the strength of a giant when the smash down and i will beat the Dragonborn dlc *stream chat donating 2 bits to say wtf*
Yeah my college of winterhold was bugged to start the quest I had to talk to one of the other members inside to start the test I used a platter to glitch through the gate
Ahhh... i remember watching your skyrim animation years ago and now i'm back because Helltaker who would've thougt helltaker brings me back here again God bless you vanripper
@@eiboi4524 I used to be but changed my mind because I believe the stormcloaks winning would make it easier for the thalmor to fully invade. I go imperial every time now. Also I don't like ulfric.
@@eiboi4524 Actually no, that's not the reason. Think about the situation in skyrim. Aldmeri Dominion and empire have the peace treaty after the great war. Aldmeri Dominion is recovering while the empire and the stormcloaks are trying to destroy each other. The empire and stormcloaks are weakened and are continuing to weaken each other while the dominion recovers. While the white gold concordat is in effect, the dominion is unlikely to invade skyrim but remember the peace treaty is with the empire. If the stormcloaks destroy the empire, the peace treaty is invalidated and an already weakened half dead army of rebels is going to stand little chance against the quickly recovering dominion. I'd say there's a high chance the dominion will invade skyrim very shortly after a stormcloak victory. If the empire wins, the peace treaty remains valid and the empire can make use of resources from the dominion to recover while keeping invasion chances at a minimum with the temporary sacrifice of allowing the thalmor to ban talos worship. Tullius actually hints at you at the end of the war questline (imperial side) that peace between the dominion and the empire probably won't last. It's more advantageous to use the dominions resources to recover while plotting against them internally. I believe they will invade eventually whoever wins therefore I'd do what I could to increase the chances of an imperial victory for better odds later. Killing an enemy with their own sword is a bigger "fuck you" than killing them with your own. Even if both the empire and stormcloaks banded together and continued fighting the dominion, skyrim would very likely still lose and still lose hundreds of lives too. This is why the empire signed the treaty, it wasn't because they agree with the talos ban, it was to save lives and recover to try again another day. Stormcloaks who are understandably upset with the talos ban rebelled and are making the problem worse because they aren't seeing the bigger picture. They're the typical nord type who fight what's in front of them and give little thought to the aftermath or consequences of bad planning. It's a war not a child's playground, it's more complicated than bashing people's heads in and winning by K.O. The stormcloaks are hoping to defeat their enemies by bringing a knife to a gunfight. All brawn, no brains. As the random imperials say, the empire is what's keeping the dominion out of skyrim.
I dont remember when i Discover this video but what surprise more its that you make a video Game i nevera thought i would come back here to wach this again and i'll buy your game
I was killed by whiterun guard and then he walked away saying "You should see belethor at "belethor's general goods" if you're looking for some supplies"
Hoooooold the fuck up. Was all this time appreciating this video since 2013, and after helltaker (and some months during the quarantine) Just realised that YOU made THIS animation!! Respect+, for real.
*Guard gets back up, calmly walks to the khajiit*
"That... shouting, its making people nervous. I'm going to have to ask you to stop."
So true. 😂😂😂
Must have been the wind
There’s more to where that came from
Sorry, I sneezed (that's how I justify my shouts)
“Your.... Dragonborn.”
That moment when you break a master level chest only to find two gold and an iron war axe in it...
Allen awesomeness Absolutely.
I have only a found a single master lock chest with crappy loot, I hope it's not that common for everyone else...
One time I saw a legendary (Edit: I meant master) lock chest with literally nothing in it.
+Max mason k
+Max mason makes sense since legendary locks dont exist....
Cat: fus...
Guard: *I’m about to lose something more than a knee*
the humanity or spine
@@TheSoCalledZoner1 both
@@FeeIRG F
Royally boned.
lose* but still funny
The moment you realise that the same person who did this animation that I watched 2 years ago made a game about demon waifus and chocolate pancakes
yes. im surprised and kind of feel proud.
@Egg T same here
Exact same thing. Cerberus and Beelzebub are best.
I just discovered this 5 minutes ago
IKR?? I WAS FUCKING SHOCKED
that Fus came off extremely suductive
+Andrew Wahl wtf dude
well, there's rule 34 for this so we're all fucked
don't hide the fact that you did too
What is wrong with u guys
foxy pirate wuts wrong with u
*That... Shouting. It's making people nervous.*
LOL
WeirdoOverlord 2 there's more where that came from!!!
Alex Pinion I love you
մиkиσwи lol yessss
probably a feminist thing
Plot twist: In the room she finds a chest that’s also locked.
I had that happened to me once.
When your a master skyrim player you know that if it needs a lockpick it usually ain't worth it.
@@visiblerobertson860 so true
@@visiblerobertson860 i cant not open it because my brain will go insane
@shakey lacy hands Must be a battleaxe. War axes would see that kind of damage as high tier, for an unupgraded weapon.
Watching this video in:
2013: "Huh, what a cute animation."
2020: "Wait it was this guy!?"
We should have watched his career with great interest.
exactly what i thought.
?
me rn
@@fadillangston9797 if you’re confused this guy made helltaker
40 bounty added to whiterun
1000 bounty added to whiterun
last witness killed, 1040 bounty removed from whiterun
o.o
O.O
-_-
Kinda like my experience with the tribal orcs...
No-one made it out alive, well any orcs
HA
Русский!
Not sure if it's a glitch or not but I've had nearby deer and rabbits snitching to guards on me while I'm out on the road. It's really annoying ngl. Killed deer before and many times its said last witness killed x bounty removed from x.
Mainly I'm just pissed that I can't go around carelessly murdering thalmor justiciars because the local wildlife sometimes count as witnesses.
Me : welp, she's just gonna steal the key
Her : *fus ro dah*
I was expecting her to steal his sword and use it as the pick XD
wasnt it "fus do rah" its quite a while i played it.... now i checked the old trailer and its goes more like "fus go jar"
I thought she was going to kill him then take the key
Me: Were is a bowl or a bucket when you need it?
@@xj9779 You could have just googled it.
elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Unrelenting_Force_(Skyrim)
Fus Ro Dah
Guard : You commit crimes against Skyrim and...
Khajit : I'm a thane
Guard : Sorry *walk away*
who knew six years later this guy would make a video game about a man going to hell in search of a demon girl filled harem
wait what
@@ulfurgaming4268 Yep the Video Creator is also the developer of Helltaker.
wooAAAHHH? O_o
Not me
Demon girls are temporary, but DOOM is eternal
You have slain legendary dragons, vampires, jarls, emperors, and other Dragonborn, single-handedly ended a war, toppled governments and bandits alike, conducted international espionage, and become leader of every organization in the land. The daedra and aedra themselves bow to you.
“This door requires a key to open”
still cant kill a kid compared to the eater of worlds but y'know its whatever
I always found that annoying
Our power pales in comparison to Godd Howard.
*Door is barred by a rickety ass plank from the other side*
@@parsifalkitty5109 Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the power of mods/console commands... ;-)
Guards need a new quote
"Don't trust those Khajiits, one of them hissed at me once... Didn't end up pretty at all"
Put this person on the dev team. NOW!
Dang dat so gud
I still like the psst. I know who you are...hail sithis
TWGlenn
Same
Someone call up a mod author to make this a mod
"Remember, Snake, this is supposed to be a stealth mission."
Quiet casting
who whould have thought that Helltaker would bring us to this channel again
literally
No. Just no.
It wasn’t that for why I’m back, it’s because of RUclips recommendations
Pretty wild
@@judicatorhurayth1927 Shush and accept it
50 bounty added to whiterum
Wait...i know you
you're making a mistake
.
Must have been my imagination.
He killed a guard so it should be 1000 bounty
The other guards on the other side of the room
"Did you hear something?"
"Probably just the wind"
Nucularburrito2 well I have seen the wind take down the biggest tree in my neighborhood so...
I would love a dick inserted inside me But anyways. How meny trees did you have?
Nucularburrito2 a lot and the the tree I'm talking about was really big and you wouldn't be able to wrap your arms arounds the entire thing yet despite it being big and heavy the really loud wind rips it out of the ground anyway and I went out there before the wind calmed down and I was almost blown off balance but I got hold of one of the support beams
I would love a dick inserted inside me But anyways. That's quite a storm
Nucularburrito2 surprisingly only a few trees went down the smaller ones didn't catch the wind
6 years later VanRipper made his own game and todd is still busy trying to resell Skyrim to us.
All of it just works
Todd Howard only cares about money. He stopped caring about quality years ago
For that exact reason, I almost don’t want another Elder Scrolls game. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s full of micro transactions. Todd, just give us a good game, and make us pay for all of it at once as the only cost of the game.
(Xbox Series S|X and PS5 release)
Todd: Skyrim Definitive Special Edition
@@Ben_Kimber Ayo, check this out. ruclips.net/video/1CCQg4JEidM/видео.html
I watched this years ago, didn’t think the man who animated this would also make my favorite game
Oh please, what kind of sneak thief only has 3 lock picks 😂😂😂
Had more lockpicks, did not have more patience.
Luciano Martinez I am pro, I have leik 999 lok pics I purchased. Buy only 499.30$ (no skam, works perfiktly). Don't be a nub.
all you need is one lockpick with the unbreakable perk :)
What kind of sneak thief wears heavy armor?
it doesnt look like heavy to me it kinda looks like modified leather armor like thieves guild master armor
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I can already see that
+nubeees u a craz..zer uhhhh duhhh, wow I agree we should invade Ethiopia...
***** lol
Lets stop fighting.
***** yay
+nubeees they all seem like fairly ok comments... just kinda off... but not stupid
_THIS MAN WOULD GO ON TO CREATE HELLTAKER_
@Skaven Boy what?
@@bellepeppermint I can only summarize he either had a stroke or replied to a now deleted comment.
@Victor Wis Uh
Okay jokes over now stop spamming the comments
@@mrbirb what?
Vanripper in 2013: Time to make a Skyrim animation! Hell yeah!
Vanripper in 2020: *Demon harem go brrr*
*who in oblivion carries 3 lockpicks on them?*
People with not enough lockpicks
Not carry three but those who give up after the third try.
I currently have 1987 lockpicks on hand
No one, who even plays Oblivion anymore?
@@tysongamerpro1095 wow 😂
"Fus"
Oh hell n-
"RO DAH!"
oi amigo
ShadowHunter120 XD
ShadowHunter120 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
fus...
OH SHI-
RODAH!
AHHHHHHHH!
ShadowHunter120 👏👏👏
the way she whispers Fus is almost. . .sensual
Who would have thought this guy 6 years to now made a game about getting a demon harem
I love the mildly seductive “Fus” followed by “RO DAH”. Still one of my favorite Skyrim animations to this day.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one...
Same
Glad to hear I'm not the only one...
And of course. the Khajiit is the thief. THANKS FOR FULFILLING THE STEREOTYPE
Next I suppose you'll have a swimming Argonian!
That's racist
next there will be a drunk Nord, a Merida worshiping Dark Elf, a racist ass High Elf, a "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" Imperial, a Breton merchant, an Al'akir Redgaurd, and a bloodthirsty Orc.
Melon Lord omg i get your name reference
***** But Redguards were master sailors, according to lore.
weird how they cant swim tho... oh well.
This is why a "force open" option would be good! It would damage the lock and possibly destroy some of the contents of the chest, and would certainly activate traps, but no lock picks required!
To think, I watched this once years ago, only to be brought back to it by demon girls.
Who only has three lock pics, I've got like five hundred.
update; its been over a year and people still comment on this every single day.
50,000 skeleton lockpicks plus all leys in the whole Skyrim, I all got them using only 2 words
50,000 skeleton lockpicks plus all leys in the whole Skyrim, I all got them using only 2 words
Knighthunter 1791 CONSOLE COMMAND USER!!!!!
+Caiden Davis No shame in using console.
Lol i know i use it for EVERYTHING SomeBridge 0964
When you brake 50 lockpicks and find only a hide armor. True story.
Once cracked open a Master level chest for one potato. Wasn't even baked, just raw.
"Only burglars and vampires creep around after dark. So which are you?"
Unlock Chest : Expert.
Gold(3)
I once lock picked a master chest to find 3 gold and a steal greatsword...
KayleeDaGamer It must have been a great STEAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1:00 The shit eating grin with the Fus and the leaning the head on the shoulder, that made me laugh far more than it should have
"Sheath your claws, Khajit."
If only wooden doors were actually breakable in games
www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/55092/? you're welcome
+Xeniq I don't need a mod. I don't play on PC.
&£&£%$£$^£&WHSHHSDUHUSHUSPVMASDDAAAAAAAARAYCEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ90U9Q52%"%^&
play fable. Then you can break a door. :P
I don't care about mods or other games. Wooden doors should just be breakable in all games!
Well that's....one way to open a door. Just be careful cuss that shouting will make people nervous.
People intend to be swearing, unless you mean cause?
Black Ice FUCKING NICE
That or disintegrate since they're week
nah after all it mustve been the wind
Niceee
quite surprised to find out this is the same person who make helltaker game
Looks like I'm not the only one surprised to learn the maker of Helltaker and this animation are one and the same. Surprising when someone who made something you enjoyed years ago also ends up making something you enjoy many years later but you don't notice it at first.
That soft little ‘Fus’ and the guard’s reaction were gold. The eye change really sold it too.
*OH FU-* * guard gets yeeted at door*
I hate it when i am wasting 100+ lockpicks on a chest only to get 16 gold and a crap piece of armor
Skyrim in a nutshell.
The Rarest Pepe That because you suck
Master-level lock. Four gold and a minor healing potion. I kid you not; that's happened.
The Rogue Wolf Master level lock , about 80 lockpicks ... Silver greaves
Blazehive Le Mega-Meme-Druddigon It only takes me 5-10 lol
So you're saying the man who created helltaker created old videos that I came across without noticing? I'm so dumb.
Khajiit: Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious-
I love Khajiits 😂
Khajiit is innocent of this crime.
What I heard-> pussy . . . . .(RoDAH!!!!)
Skyrim: this chest is legendary level
You: ok I’ll lock pick it
Skyrim: you lose 263 lockpicks
Skyrim: you get three gold, a silver ring of extra 0% lockpicking, a used loincloth, 3 firewood, a hat and a dead fly
"a dead fly"
Once I found a closed chest, I wasted 5 lockpicks to open it.
There was just 10 Septims...
theres a mod that fixes the level of loot you get from diff level chests
@@klaudiusi.119 lol, it's stupid. this is funny that you loses lockpicks but get nothing.
@@klaudiusi.119 ok seriously, why do I keep hearing about mods to fix what should have already been in the game? Lemme guess, the PS4 version or something?
I can’t believe on of my favorite animations was made by the person that made Helltaker
Who would think that 6 years later this guy would make Helltaker?
It's no surprise he ended up making such an awesome game with amazing visuals, this is really well done even though it's from 6 years ago
She should've used the Skeleton Key.
xXSilentAgent47Xx Oh shiet dood, its you
xXSilentAgent47Xx some people gave it back like a good boi
lockpicking is easy
xXSilentAgent47Xx or.. just got good at lock picking.. which isnt hard
lockpick pro mod.easy as that
Legend says, the khajit still is still using shouting for opening doors
But this come from Mai'q the Liar, so this may not be true
Mai'q is Done Talking.
"Did you just shout 'pig' at the lock until it opened?"
As a khajiit I can confirm this is true
i mean there is a mod for it for a reason...
Man, i remember watching this back in the day. I can't believe you got as far as to make the characters from helltaker!!! Great on ya, and keep on keeping on!!
This was the start of the channel that made his sharply dressed demon waifus kink into a game
“Man after all of that work there’s bound to be some good loot!”
*Opens chest*
*36 gold and a shocking iron sword.*
In Oblivion that's called a Payday.
Vertigo And a helmet weaker than the one equipped.
At least I can sell it?
"You are carrying to much to be able to run."
Guess I'm eating all my food.
Omg! Lmao so true😂
I've opened expert locks in Skyrim to find just 2 gold in them, As i'm sure most others have.
Johng2476 try the legendary locked door in Fallout New Vegas, upon opening it, your faced with a wall with "FUCK YOU" spray painted on it
I can slay dragons, take their souls, defeat an entire army myself, summon creatures from the deepest of the oblivion and almost anything you can imagine. I cant break a f***ing door.
Seriously, even one of the books in game notes that they've found chests made of wood with some of the most complex dwemer locks... only for the wooden chest to be smashed through and the lock untouched.
how much time do you have on your hands?
Richard Lewis A lot, but the book is pretty common and rather short. An easy read.
I WISH YOU COULD JUST SMASH THEM DOWN SOME DAYS!!!!
hell man, Fallout have those unbreakable wooden doors that you cant do a squat despite wearing fucking Power Armor. The lock might be tough but are you seriously saying that a wood door in some 200 years old trashed building can withstand a kick from power armor??? Open this wooden door?
Gotta say, it's quite funny that this man started with Skyrim animations and went out to become a giga-chad game dev
I didn’t know it then but I always thought this cat was bad, knowing what this animator would come to make it’s really no wonder as to why.
she should've just quick saved before attempting a master lock
does it till ten locks break aftr restartin each lock pick
if not open on 11lock restart da quick sav
Micheal Chythlook my brain hurts tryin’ to read that
ah yes, the noob
@@user81475 Lockpicking doesnt require a skill, its dumb luck. So, not really.
I usually do the Thieves guild until I get the skeleton key, its useful.
My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.
Pierce the Bri ._. well to bad for u then isn't it?
_Dylan- _James2017- my cousins fucking Khajiit and argonians, what do i get, GUARD FUCKING DUTY
90th like
Pierce the Bri ._. Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll
@@Whitebread0101 ummmm XD
5 years ago saw this video and laughed my ass of and 5 years later i'm playing a game made by this guy.Truly amazing...
I always seem to come back to this every year now I feel like it's a major part of my life
Who only carries 3 lockpicks?
Me
GroundPoundable Isn't that what save&load was made for? Just carry one or two lockpicks with you, save the game and reload the save if you lose your lockpicks :D
Rented Mule That takes forever and breaks the flow of the game, though. :/ And locks are randomized upon return trips or when you boot the game back up, so the save/load idea is useless.
GroundPoundable Not useless, slow.
It's better than not getting the door/chest open because I forgot to get lockpicks.
Rented Mule I would rather just carry around a bunch of piks. THey're cheap as dirt anyway.
Notice how this 4 y/o animation aged really well?
Its becouse of skill.
4 years in flash animation is nothing :p
You could look up animations from 2004 and still be blown away
Which one?
Pickpocket, sneak or lockpicking?
Animation 100
Benjamin Cooper speech
now it is 6y/o
And then, as the guard is laying motionless on the floor, the Khajiit hears a muffled "Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to stop that... Shouting. You're making people nervous."
This videos been living in my head rent free ever since I was a child
I tried to make a rogue character. Light armor, stealth, no helmet, that sort of thing.
Ended up smithing my way to full Daedric armor and beating the shit out of everyone with unarmed attacks.
that's a good fucking plot twist.
i must be the only one that always go full light armor in elder scrolls games...
i always found them to be better.
i really enjoy the thief/assassin roleplay part of the game, i always end up doing that in every playthrough even if i want to go full berserker with an orc at first
lol
I am the total opposite myself xD. Always end up smashing my way trough the game even if I want to be an archer at the start.
That cat is hot as hell
hell yeah she is
Its a miricle no haters haten on me :D
very hot
0_0
yup i find her hot
Oh god the nostalgia this animation gives. Great to see how far he’s come.
One of the most beautiful animation/direction I've seen on youtube! Well done, I loved it
Some say the guard's chair is still flying around Tamriel to this day...
JMC Hellscape ha
Oh and there goes Aulduin
When I see the chair i'ma use dragonrend
Oh I thought the khajiit was gonna pickpocket the guard for the key. Apparently not haha
I thought so too
Now that would be an ability to utilize under the title "force open door" ha!
+Lee None Hahaha nice pun!
me to
+James Gallagher pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3685165753/22b53b7c2280049605832b0887610bad_400x400.jpeg
From a skyrim animation, to a popular game creator that made the japanese satisfied at his work.
WAIT.
This was Vanripper?
Huh. I had no idea.
Love the demon waifus, btw
What a small world we live in eh?
really like how fluid the movement was. wish Khajiit would move like this in skyrim
I used to be a sitting guard like you...........until a cat broke my knee.
THE WAY SHE WHISPERS FUS!!! OMG IM DEAD!!!!! 🤣
I remember really enjoying these animations years ago. And now you made Helltaker too! Amazing!
No one:
Speedrunners: so what im gonna do is use a wooden bowl to enter the void then spawn in apocrypha and one shot mirrak with a bucket in this exact position because he will step on it causing it to freak out and shoot towards his face with 5x the strength of a giant when the smash down and i will beat the Dragonborn dlc *stream chat donating 2 bits to say wtf*
"It just works".
Beware the mighty power of bowls and savestates.
*Poggers*
Yeah my college of winterhold was bugged to start the quest I had to talk to one of the other members inside to start the test I used a platter to glitch through the gate
Buckets and tableware are all you need to succeed in the Elder Scrolls, armor and weapons be damned!
I really enjoyed that. Also, female orange kitty character is my Skyrim secret.
I thought it was sexy bald-headed beasts.
No, wait, that's Dark Souls.
PlagueOfGripes wtf that sentence makes no sense.
My nigga
@@catpawz_1517 it makes perfect sense if you understand English. Maybe you just need to work on your comprehension skill.
wait I just realized, the video that I loved years ago is made from the same guy who mad helltaker, the game that I love now tf
Ahhh...
i remember watching your skyrim animation years ago
and now i'm back because Helltaker
who would've thougt helltaker brings me back here again
God bless you vanripper
Door resisted Lockpick
Deschte *xD*
Unbreakable - Lockpicks don't break.
Dragonborn used Mirrow attack, it's super effective.
Twist: the door wasn't locked, it was just stuck.
No, she has to push this whole Time lmfao
DOOR STUCK !
PLEASE I BEG YOU
better twist, the door wasn't locked to begin with when she tried to unlock it she accidentally locked it
Typical Skyrim glitches lol
-Штраф 1000 монет владения Вайтран
i didnt want this animation to end, it was so smooth
“My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials, can you say the same?”
"I'll mount your head on my wall!"
Nah im stormcloak
@@eiboi4524 I used to be but changed my mind because I believe the stormcloaks winning would make it easier for the thalmor to fully invade. I go imperial every time now. Also I don't like ulfric.
Hmmm i think you right because the jarl lose their job
@@eiboi4524 Actually no, that's not the reason. Think about the situation in skyrim. Aldmeri Dominion and empire have the peace treaty after the great war. Aldmeri Dominion is recovering while the empire and the stormcloaks are trying to destroy each other. The empire and stormcloaks are weakened and are continuing to weaken each other while the dominion recovers. While the white gold concordat is in effect, the dominion is unlikely to invade skyrim but remember the peace treaty is with the empire. If the stormcloaks destroy the empire, the peace treaty is invalidated and an already weakened half dead army of rebels is going to stand little chance against the quickly recovering dominion. I'd say there's a high chance the dominion will invade skyrim very shortly after a stormcloak victory.
If the empire wins, the peace treaty remains valid and the empire can make use of resources from the dominion to recover while keeping invasion chances at a minimum with the temporary sacrifice of allowing the thalmor to ban talos worship. Tullius actually hints at you at the end of the war questline (imperial side) that peace between the dominion and the empire probably won't last. It's more advantageous to use the dominions resources to recover while plotting against them internally. I believe they will invade eventually whoever wins therefore I'd do what I could to increase the chances of an imperial victory for better odds later. Killing an enemy with their own sword is a bigger "fuck you" than killing them with your own.
Even if both the empire and stormcloaks banded together and continued fighting the dominion, skyrim would very likely still lose and still lose hundreds of lives too. This is why the empire signed the treaty, it wasn't because they agree with the talos ban, it was to save lives and recover to try again another day. Stormcloaks who are understandably upset with the talos ban rebelled and are making the problem worse because they aren't seeing the bigger picture. They're the typical nord type who fight what's in front of them and give little thought to the aftermath or consequences of bad planning. It's a war not a child's playground, it's more complicated than bashing people's heads in and winning by K.O.
The stormcloaks are hoping to defeat their enemies by bringing a knife to a gunfight. All brawn, no brains. As the random imperials say, the empire is what's keeping the dominion out of skyrim.
1000 bounty added to Whiterun
No Bounty was Added because the guard Didn't Want to Fess up that a Female Khajiit Kicked his Ass.
*last witness killed, 1000 bounty removed from whiterun*
But then, there is another witness that witnessed the murder of the last witness
Well then.
Time to kill everyone in Whiterun.
so true
Man this brings back memories of when I was just surfing youtube about skyrim and I saw this.
Wow! I remember watching this animation back in the day, i was just 14! Glad to see how you evolved so much :D
Anyone else find her facial expressions rediculously funny? especially when she breaks the locks, tickles me more than it should.
Kaine Birtwistle yeah just like. *oh... didn't expect that to work*
Birty Same XD
What...?
I love the guard once he’s like
“Huh... what you want?...”
“Fus.~....
“OH SHI-“
“ RO DAH?!”
Guard: x_x
i was an adventure
I dont remember when i Discover this video but what surprise more its that you make a video Game i nevera thought i would come back here to wach this again and i'll buy your game
This is where it all started, and ended with Helltaker, the world has awaited your blessings
Someone needs to acknowledge the fact that sometimes after a group of guards kill you, one would say “Wait, I know you...”
EggHeadTheFirst I was once killed by some forsworn guy, and after he killed me, he asked me if I needed anything
I was killed by whiterun guard and then he walked away saying "You should see belethor at "belethor's general goods" if you're looking for some supplies"
I was killed by a series of bandits and they say "Must have been the wind","Need something", and "Must have run away"
EggHeadTheFirst Your making a mistake
EggHeadTheFirst or they will say "You look like you need a rest."
Should've used the Skeleton Key.
I do all the time :3
WHY. ARE. U. FUCKING. EVERYWHERE? YOU ARE IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO GAME
nice but you have to return the skeleton key
@@juanguevara4231 not if you simply refuse the finish up that quest
yeah, so you can just up your level again and again and in the end finish up the quest. and did you do?
I never knew that 7 years ago I was already a Vanripper fan
It was a sign of things to come
Hoooooold the fuck up. Was all this time appreciating this video since 2013, and after helltaker (and some months during the quarantine)
Just realised that YOU made THIS animation!!
Respect+, for real.
Who else replayed the "Fus..." part a few times over? Seductive as hell.
i did, and i totally agree
Pfft i dunno what ur talking about! PFFT... *click*
Good shit I thought that was just me.
the guard was knew he was screwed when he heard that
I hate to admit it, but I tought the hole charackter was...Er...*Cliks off*
* 1000 bounty added to whiterun*
Last whiteness killed 1000 bounty removed from whiterun
thats racist
the punishment for being too attractive
+Deadshotscopes. Jesus christ fine take back your tomato...
Small loan of a million dollars added to white run
I watched this animation years ago and I'm watching it now after he makes one of my new favorite games, it's weird dude
Almost 10 years and i still watch it sometimes. So good animation :D