The Point of No Returns - Phantom of the Opera Cover (feat. Curt Mega & Mary Kate Wiles

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2019
  • You'll wish you still had your receipt for the time you spent watching this video but we're sorry to say...you've passed the point of no returns.
    This number is from our Spoopy Broadway performance on October 13th!
    [Featuring]
    Curt Mega - / curtmega
    Mary Kate Wiles - / mkwiles
    "Point of No Return" from The Phantom of the Opera
    Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Lyrics by Charles Hart
    Shot by Marco Bottiglieri
    Edited by Curt Mega
    Special thanks to Gray Studios - / graystudiosla
    [Please, don't follow us.]
    / shittybroadway
    / shittybroadway
    / shttybroadway
    www.shittybroadway.com
    [SHITTY BROADWAY: IT'S LIKE BROADWAY, BUT WORSE!]
    The floorboards of Broadway are graced daily by true triple threats: performers who can kick their face, belt their face off, and act... with their face. They're absolutely incredible. And we are not those people.
    We all love musical theatre, but Broadway isn't exactly banging down our doors. So we've created a cabaret show to celebrate what we love about it all in our own unique way. Join us and special guests for an evening of music, comedy, and musical comedy in our [shitty] tribute to the Great White Way!

Комментарии • 196

  • @TheSamJP
    @TheSamJP 4 года назад +1456

    Can we all appreciate the fact that Curt is an amazing Phantom who I now want to see play the role in a serious setting

  • @sinakonig1716
    @sinakonig1716 4 года назад +898

    what Curt and Tatjana are up to these days....intense shopping...spies are forever the sequel - spies at the mall

  • @mugomogu2379
    @mugomogu2379 4 года назад +575

    the most sexual song on phantom turned into a song abt a flying squirrel onesie-

  • @AdamLittleVarga
    @AdamLittleVarga 4 года назад +953

    Aw yes, the broken mask man and squirrel onesie woman. Such a classic.

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 4 года назад +9

      Adam Little-Varga oh my god but have you seen “it sucks to be French”? It’s incredible?

  • @Nibblenephim
    @Nibblenephim 4 года назад +624

    Buys are forever

    • @amberphillips3421
      @amberphillips3421 4 года назад +27

      the only relevant comment

    • @L-Puffin
      @L-Puffin 4 года назад +32

      This is it, this is the best comment on the video

    • @Losandytos
      @Losandytos 4 года назад +5

      this is too good

    • @sanityisrelative
      @sanityisrelative 4 года назад +1

      👏👏👏

    • @aoife8977
      @aoife8977 4 года назад +3

      I'm dying. This is actually perfect

  • @emmaknowler1945
    @emmaknowler1945 4 года назад +820

    only shitty broadway could sing about the struggle of returning a onesie and make it look and sound majestic. Curt and Mary Kate you are actually incredible!!

  • @Antares-dw9iv
    @Antares-dw9iv 4 года назад +959

    Damn Curt is on fire here, like can we get a full phantom of the opera production starring the two of them?

    • @aliceswayer9979
      @aliceswayer9979 4 года назад +9

      yes please!

    • @meg4322
      @meg4322 3 года назад +16

      but consider this: curt and kim whalen(not preferred to MK, just think it would also be good)

  • @mugomogu2379
    @mugomogu2379 4 года назад +445

    some people named ramin karimloo and sierra boggess did a cover of this song once

    • @avao3612
      @avao3612 4 года назад +31

      mugomogu yeah i heard it was really good

    • @indiajessierocks
      @indiajessierocks 4 года назад +105

      But apparently they made it about sex or something 🙄 everyone knows it's about a squirrel onsie

    • @viktorvictorian4206
      @viktorvictorian4206 3 года назад +3

      I can’t rn this is too funny

  • @saz26
    @saz26 4 года назад +455

    i love how he takes her phone and just pockets it

  • @emmaraewilliams
    @emmaraewilliams 4 года назад +197

    This is really funny, but then also both Curt and Mary Kate are absolutely killing it in two of the hardest vocal roles in all of Broadway and still being comedic at the same time and its amazing.

    • @seanmcmurphy4744
      @seanmcmurphy4744 3 года назад +15

      What I want to know is how in the
      %$#$ MK put the onesie on while singing full force

  • @punsandmusicals
    @punsandmusicals 4 года назад +274

    Okay but Curt has the *perfect* voice for this what the HECK who lets him????

  • @AnthonyH0395
    @AnthonyH0395 4 года назад +125

    Little known fact that Phantom was really about Black Friday/Holiday Shopping

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 4 года назад +25

      How can it be about Black Friday if no one buys a Tickle Me Wiggly? 😉

  • @silviamayo2993
    @silviamayo2993 4 года назад +265

    How the hell does Mary Kate Wiles pull off a flying squirrel onesie so well

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 3 года назад +2

      I will never be able to unsee that thing in thissong, ever, if I ever see the real thing, I am going to laugh to this song

  • @ShesUrMan
    @ShesUrMan 4 года назад +383

    Is this not the original?

  • @rine6740
    @rine6740 4 года назад +201

    Oh my god I forgot how much I loved this number. Their voices are heavenly! Also, Curt is very handsome, but I can't take him seriously in that mask

    • @jadesketch1726
      @jadesketch1726 4 года назад +18

      But you can take mary kate wiles seriously in the squirrel costume

  • @kaitlynkratz9433
    @kaitlynkratz9433 4 года назад +41

    I now need to see Curt Mega to play the Phantom. This is not a request, Broadway, this is an order.

  • @samw6243
    @samw6243 4 года назад +122

    I knew Curt Mega and MK Wiles both had phenomenal voices but... this is goddamn amazing holy shit

  • @riadave8582
    @riadave8582 4 года назад +272

    What do people mean there are no Day After Black Friday holiday songs?

  • @Dani-it9vc
    @Dani-it9vc 4 года назад +67

    I genuinely want a full production of Phantom of the Opera with Curt as Phantom and Mary Kate as Christine now damn

  • @mezzofortemiaD
    @mezzofortemiaD 4 года назад +197

    this is the most impressive vocal performance i've seen from curt!!! 😍

  • @inerciasart
    @inerciasart 4 года назад +41

    I stand two and only two legends
    A phantom and a squirrel

  • @ahonice592
    @ahonice592 4 года назад +156

    YESSSSsSsS THIS IS QUALITY CONTENT RIGHT HERE

  • @jaybird6396
    @jaybird6396 4 года назад +281

    Hey so what about this is ‘shitty’, exactly? I’m kinda lost at the name at this point, this cover watered my crops. They both killed it (and honestly when an opera tone came out of Curt I lost my MIND)

    • @rickw9291
      @rickw9291 4 года назад +32

      Jay Lynch this isn’t shitty Broadway, it’s spoopy Broadway. Although a sub-species of shitty broadway, it makes it’s notoriety in containing spoopy themed parodies rather than shittily sung covers

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 3 года назад +4

      The onesie andthe decission to buy it ^^

  • @nb_knight5251
    @nb_knight5251 3 года назад +11

    okay but why is curt mega the best damn phantom i've ever heard?

  • @envirogirl4205
    @envirogirl4205 4 года назад +384

    All I ask of you is, where did you guys find the flying squirrel onesie?

    • @elizabethklaers
      @elizabethklaers 4 года назад +13

      Amazon!

    • @desmondgentle1474
      @desmondgentle1474 4 года назад +5

      Ha!

    • @corvus1374
      @corvus1374 4 года назад +42

      The big question is, did they buy it for this production, or did they take it out of somebody's closet?

    • @elizabethklaers
      @elizabethklaers 4 года назад +10

      @@corvus1374 They bought it just for this! :)

    • @Vera-od4hp
      @Vera-od4hp 4 года назад +1

      I got mine on amazon

  • @stephpiano2908
    @stephpiano2908 4 года назад +13

    That gag did not deserve those vocals holy shit

  • @robynrichmond0
    @robynrichmond0 4 года назад +37

    Curt is genuinely an amazing Phantom tho.

  • @smelly1660
    @smelly1660 4 года назад +81

    PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, CURT MEGA, AND MARY KATE WHILES. THIS IS PERFECT

  • @blinkfilms1
    @blinkfilms1 4 года назад +11

    i love the phantom of the k-mart

  • @doodlerobinson6744
    @doodlerobinson6744 4 года назад +60

    I absolutely lost it when she started dancing as the squirrel! You both sounded stunning ❤

  • @shnurffle2357
    @shnurffle2357 4 года назад +24

    ok but for real, curt as phantom would be incredible

  • @AriKnits
    @AriKnits 4 года назад +128

    Are they... Singing to the clothing?
    Edit: I wouldn't return that brilliant thing either.

    • @seanmcmurphy4744
      @seanmcmurphy4744 4 года назад +6

      Ikr the whole song could either be about her feelings for him or the clothes - I’m dying

  • @rst2775
    @rst2775 3 года назад +13

    When she sings the lower notes it's just 😍😍😍😍😍😍 she'd play such an amazing villain

  • @Fcarpenter23
    @Fcarpenter23 3 года назад +11

    Only proving the point that Curt is a FANTASTIC singer.

  • @AngelofMusic04
    @AngelofMusic04 4 года назад +58

    Each upload is a painful reminder that a third Shitty/Spoopy Broadway is too far away. And also a reminder that Curt Mega's rendition of "Dentist!" is coming soon.

  • @gabbyditaranto9801
    @gabbyditaranto9801 4 года назад +28

    I'm supposed to be writing an essay for history but watching this video 100 times is much more important

  • @indiajessierocks
    @indiajessierocks 4 года назад +28

    That awkward moment when this parody is better than me trying to sing this seriously

    • @beatricefox937
      @beatricefox937 2 года назад +6

      In your defence they are setting a very, very high bar

  • @betterlooking120
    @betterlooking120 4 года назад +89

    Happy Shitty Sunday!!! Also Curt as The Phantom is something I didn't know I needed in my life until this exact moment.

  • @brooketrotter18
    @brooketrotter18 4 года назад +22

    I thought Curt would be good but WOW. Also Phantom is my favourite so this made me exceptionally happy.

    • @brooketrotter18
      @brooketrotter18 4 года назад +5

      Which is to say Mary Kate was great too, I just am happily surprised to hear that from Curt.

  • @absolutelytheforknot
    @absolutelytheforknot 4 года назад +89

    I was just looking at some broadway shows and they literally made this video into a real thing!!! It’s about an opera or something??

    • @ladypossum1776
      @ladypossum1776 4 года назад +2

      The musical they're parodying is called Phantom of the Opera and it's by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Highly recommend you listen to the 25th Anniversary cast recording!

    • @georgesmith4307
      @georgesmith4307 4 года назад +19

      @@ladypossum1776 r/wooosh

    • @themindelectric4542
      @themindelectric4542 4 года назад +9

      Prissy Cox The joke just flew by you, huh?

    • @indiajessierocks
      @indiajessierocks 4 года назад +13

      Yeah, but apparently they made this song about sex or something everyone knows it's about a flying squirrel onesie

    • @seanmcmurphy4744
      @seanmcmurphy4744 3 года назад

      It just killed me that MK sings the entire song to the onesie

  • @russergee49
    @russergee49 3 года назад +6

    So… was this all centred around the fact that someone wanted to make a “Past the point of no returns” pun? Because I approve 😆

  • @rosered134
    @rosered134 4 года назад +8

    I'm dying because I own this exact same onesie

  • @aganderson7205
    @aganderson7205 4 года назад +17

    Is no one gonna talk about the fact the bag says “ big brown bag” ....

    • @hanx4847
      @hanx4847 3 года назад

      Wait yall don’t have big brown bags?

  • @mg3873
    @mg3873 4 года назад +10

    ...CURT MEGA AS THE PHANTOM...Did not know I needed that but as soon as the lyrics fell from his lips--I NEED that. This is what quarantine does and I am not disappointed.

  • @carley1834
    @carley1834 4 года назад +38

    blows my mind just how breathtaking Curts voice is and it breaks my heart he's so sick right now ): hope he feels better soon

  • @RachelTurtlebaum
    @RachelTurtlebaum 4 года назад +39

    so did she take the store credit????

  • @eviem.6903
    @eviem.6903 4 года назад +6

    Is no one gonna talk about how amazing their voices are??

  • @beesarebugs7
    @beesarebugs7 3 года назад +5

    You know, when I first watched The Phantom of The Opera live, the last thing I would've expected was to watch a squirrel onesie woman and a big brown bag employee sing this about a squirrel onesie. Yet here I am.

  • @meganhash7840
    @meganhash7840 4 года назад +15

    The one dislike is Raoul

  • @delirium341
    @delirium341 2 года назад +3

    i love this shit so much

  • @d.lan3y
    @d.lan3y 3 года назад +4

    I'd now honestly like to see Curt play the Phantom on broadway

  • @elizabethklaers
    @elizabethklaers 3 года назад +5

    The slo mo rip up of the recipt is comedy gold

  • @barborabecicova1469
    @barborabecicova1469 4 года назад +6

    This exactly how I imagine these two spend their evening. Anyone else?

  • @saz26
    @saz26 4 года назад +37

    also thank you so much for including subtitles!!!

    • @elizabethklaers
      @elizabethklaers 4 года назад +6

      All theie subtitles are sooo good! They hit all the things you need but also occasionally add some nice silly details :)

    • @folkiethetea
      @folkiethetea 4 года назад

      it's great that they added the silly details, but wouldn't it maybe be distracting for the people who need the subtitles if they are deaf or hard of hearing? like if i wanted to watch the video and actually need the subtitles thougj

    • @elizabethklaers
      @elizabethklaers 4 года назад

      @@folkiethetea I can't speak for everyone of course but at least in the case of how spoopy broadway does it I would say it isn't distracting. They handle it in a way that the details help because it clues you in more rather than distracts

  • @psionicdreamer3302
    @psionicdreamer3302 4 года назад +13

    Wait a second i have that exact same flying squirrel onsie costume. Also, I had to stop watching for a break halfway through I love the musical and their voices are just too good Curt would be perfect for phantom

  • @threeleggedcat
    @threeleggedcat 4 года назад +9

    Okay but Curt sings this so well I just wanna hop in cause I have done this duet and this makes me wanna do it with him haha

  • @tryst6
    @tryst6 4 года назад +8

    im so glad this exists because i always believed curt would be an incredible phantom. good to see i was right

  • @quirrelmorts
    @quirrelmorts 2 месяца назад +2

    Curt still blows me away here

  • @billylin5404
    @billylin5404 3 года назад +8

    By the time the "Phantom" finished the first half of the song, I realized this was about no return policy... lol
    I think he has a strong voice, by the way. Well done!

  • @itmeaish7649
    @itmeaish7649 3 года назад +3

    this is so good for a gag performance. i can't handle it.

  • @alisonjenkins7145
    @alisonjenkins7145 4 года назад +4

    how is the quality of her voice so perfect

  • @megandavis9072
    @megandavis9072 4 года назад +6

    I can't tell you how pleasantly surprised I am by how good that was!

  • @jadensheehan7042
    @jadensheehan7042 4 года назад +9

    This is pretty genius been laughing the entire time

  • @maesicals
    @maesicals 4 года назад +5

    MKW has a fabulous voice as usual

  • @parisb351
    @parisb351 4 года назад +8

    I want to see Curt Mega as the phantom

  • @universemilkshake7695
    @universemilkshake7695 4 года назад +5

    10/10 would watch a version of POTO with them in it :D
    My ears have been blessedddd!

  • @chocunzel3174
    @chocunzel3174 4 года назад +3

    But wait hes so good??? I'd totally pay to see him as Phantom!

  • @mansidhokia8095
    @mansidhokia8095 4 года назад +11

    their voices are both heavenly omg so good!!!

  • @graceliz865
    @graceliz865 3 года назад +9

    ok so can Curt now play the Phantom for REAL? like on Broadway/tour/west end?

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 года назад

      as long as the sugar glider onesie stays

  • @abidivino
    @abidivino 4 года назад +6

    Wow mary kate can like get on the same level as sierra with christine

  • @aliceswayer9979
    @aliceswayer9979 4 года назад +5

    this is definetly the funniest performance you guys ever did! xD

  • @esroes16
    @esroes16 4 года назад +3

    I absolutely LOVED THIS! I hope I can see this live someday!!

  • @adryelelima5290
    @adryelelima5290 4 года назад +9

    Curt Mega simplesmente tudo pra mim

  • @verafialova7844
    @verafialova7844 4 месяца назад +1

    I love this more than I should.

  • @gracehall9186
    @gracehall9186 4 года назад +6

    I have a onesie just like that one
    Kinda wanna recreate this not gonna lie

  • @savannaherickson6895
    @savannaherickson6895 4 года назад +3

    what a beautiful story

  • @sannekimenai639
    @sannekimenai639 4 года назад +5

    This is actually pretty darn good

  • @amygraham3955
    @amygraham3955 4 года назад +2

    I HAVE THAT EXACT SAME ONESIE OH MY GOD

  • @ashleywalker2611
    @ashleywalker2611 4 года назад +6

    She is amazing!

  • @maesicals
    @maesicals 4 года назад +3

    ugh curts voice is amazing here

  • @holyalpaca750
    @holyalpaca750 3 года назад +3

    So... phantom of the clothes store when?

  • @XNicki13
    @XNicki13 4 года назад +10

    You guys are amazing.

  • @SingingSealRiana
    @SingingSealRiana 3 года назад +4

    I will never be able to take this song serious ever again . . . Like ever not laugh at any serious rendition. . .

  • @dogsforever5707
    @dogsforever5707 4 года назад +6

    I have that exact onesie

  • @Anne_303
    @Anne_303 4 года назад +6

    YES.

  • @zoeh6388
    @zoeh6388 4 года назад +37

    alright who’s making the first curt and tati joke

    • @fairytailgirl123
      @fairytailgirl123 4 года назад +4

      Already saw one

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 3 года назад

      I made one, those two are just destined to play a couple that was never ment to be

  • @ooeygooeygoodra3068
    @ooeygooeygoodra3068 4 года назад +3

    A new gem from the pile of junk that is the youtube suggestion box. I love Phantom so much and this very good

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 3 года назад

      And funny, it is funny as hell, the contrast of stupid sillyness, and brillant skill and talent and stayi g perfectly serious . . . There are no words to discribe it ^^

  • @isabelladippel9649
    @isabelladippel9649 4 года назад +4

    I didn’t know I needed this but I do

  • @VixenSly
    @VixenSly 4 года назад +5

    This is such an amazing spin on the song! Silly and great singing 🙌🏻

  • @chubs191
    @chubs191 4 года назад +5

    Me in January when our extended holiday returns policy ends.

  • @darthvader5153
    @darthvader5153 3 года назад +1

    I have never laughed so hard

  • @xeniar7990
    @xeniar7990 4 года назад +2

    What a great performance! 👏👏👏

  • @ruelliart
    @ruelliart 4 года назад +3

    I think we can all agree that the true star is Big Brown Bag

  • @elizabethklaers
    @elizabethklaers 2 года назад

    Very excellently done !

  • @thatonepersonyouwontremember
    @thatonepersonyouwontremember 4 года назад +2

    How in the hell have I just realized that says Big Brown Bag?

  • @gaiacooper5
    @gaiacooper5 10 месяцев назад +1

    Genius!

  • @littleRose848
    @littleRose848 4 года назад +1

    AMAZING!!!

  • @Ibelieveinthedoctor
    @Ibelieveinthedoctor 4 года назад +6

    Yesssss😂😂

  • @taramup
    @taramup 4 года назад +3

    That was amazing! *Slow clap*

  • @CleverClue
    @CleverClue 4 года назад +4

    You took my favorite song from PotO, and made it 100x better!