@@Amphibilaterzit is true my friend, Jesus loves you, He came to earth to pay the price of eternal torment in hell that we deserve. God loves us so much that He died on the cross paying the price, and rose again, defeating death no person has to ever go to hell, having faith in Jesus Christ and accepting His gift is what saves us since He already did it for us
I know it’s a joke but tequila doesn’t expire unless it’s opened and even then it’s not necessarily “expired” in the same sense of being unsafe for consumption, it just degrades in quality and strength.
This is basically Greek mythology Hades lmao, he's just a chill dude who wants some company but everyone sees him as the bad guy for no reason other than that he rules the dead.
I mean yeah. People nowadays immediately assume Hades =Satan, just cause he rules the Underworld. Like, someones gotta do it and its not like he CHOSE the Underworld
@@gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 what, did he lose a bet with Zeus and Poseidon? Or did they just force him to do it? (also I just now realized how inbred greek gods actually are like holy shit)
Poor Hades, the only Greek god that don't kidnap/rap*/... womens. And the only women he "love" (at least he have some affection toward her) doesn't love him but "get used to the situation" (so a relationship of convinence for her). Also Hades is the only God's that take his jobs "seriously" why most of the other gods are there to cause trouble (and some rare blessing) to human.
@@theoverseer1775 Kind of, but not really. When the gods took control back from the titans (long story), Zeus and Poseidon were fighting over who would get what. Hades, being the eldest, came up with the compromise of basically drawing straws, splitting the sky, the ocean, and the underworld accordingly. You can guess who got what, but even after getting arguably the worst option, Hades was mature and stuck by the agreement, while almost every other god would have been salty and tried to find a way around it. He is by far the most responsible person in Greek mythology, and the only one who does screw with mortals or women for no reason. He even helps a lot of people get their dead friend/loved one back. Even when dealing with people who deserve punishment, he is still mature in that, instead of going through a bunch of unnecessary steps to fuck with and eventually kill them, he just kills them or sets the furry’s on them.
@@ianslater9566 ik about greek mythology and the titans and that, ik it's a long story. Thx for the explanation tho. (Btw, unrelated question, what happens to their grandparents, the guys who gave birth to titans? Do they just stay in Tartarus forever or does Zeus free them after beating his father? Why aren't they ever mentioned again?)
Why is the bare minimum not enough? To do good is to be of expense to yourself. Why should anyone do anything for anyone else? Doing the bare minimum and not ruining life for everyone else is more than ideal. Sure some people have it great and can find meaning in helping those who fall behind, but they don't need to. There is no obligation and thus there should be no greater reward. If you're in a position to do good, that is the reward.
@@nunyabizznez2805 Ah, so according to this 'lil foible, he involuntarily impregnated a married mortal woman to give birth to his son so that he could have that son of his brutally sacrificed to himself to appease himself so that he, the supposedly omnibenevolent being, has less of an excuse to condemn us whom "he loves so much" to eternal torture for being what he made us to be in his supposed omniscience. So your "totes-real" sky daddy likes his narcissistic and psychopathic misery theatrics and won't even spare his own son from that. How loving indeed. Munchausen syndrome, damn hadn't thought of that one yet for him. Legit thanks, that's another good addition to this fictional villain's mental illnesses. Oh yeaah, it certainly wouldn't have been more effective to, say, leave the J-heffe to simply live among us mortals as an undying, unaging messiah who could prove the faith's extraordinary claims with extraordinary deeds to generation after generation globally instead of ALLEGEDLY (SOURCE TRUST US BRO NOW PAY YOUR CHURCH TAXES) once in that little itty bit of the middle east? You know, and why not also grant him immunity against any harm from our end which would remove his suffering and give him further chances to prove his divinity? No? _Making too much actual sense for your bronze age plothole collection with a bit of story hanging on it by a thread?_ Grow the F up. You've been conditioned to a lie. Not a good one either when it's own source material is an excellent example of terrible writing, plotholes and contradictions. 😁
@@nunyabizznez2805ok, but is there any proof there was some almighty god that sent him down here that isn't the bible? Because I wouldn't call the bible a valid source.
@@shalvahThere are religions, Buddhism I think that say you go to hell if you kill ANYTHING. You ever seen that horror movie with the mosquitos the size of horses that skewer people with their giant suckers? That's your hell if you kill a bug according to them.
@@AName221 Maybe it wasn't Buddhism but I clearly remember reading a book on eastern mythology a while back that had an illustration of people in hell being tortured by giant insects for the sin of stepping on bugs in life.
@@OreoDragon_ how do you know the church invent hell is punishment to scary people as a theist satanist hell is a party they even don't see hell the church control people and blame satan is bad giving us freedom think
Had a dream in 4th grade where hell was just a raving nightclub, got kicked out of heaven for being too loud, went downstairs to see hitler playing a nintendo 64 and ripped af
@@epaminon6196 I do, but margaritas are kinda dry. I'm sure I'd want some water after the first couple. Only margaritas forever? Who knew hell could be so bad?
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Doom Guy is still human. I mean, how strong is Satan? What are you gonna say he can kill Satan? Think about it. Is there a biblical accurate of Satan?
@@jessiegabrielnavarro5489 The only time hell is described in the bible is really in Revelations. Most of the "biblical" knowledge about the 7 layers of hell (and what is in them) is from "Dante's Inferno" which is basically (time to upset you) a fan fiction addition to the bible. Now so far as who is stronger in reality, no contest, human loses. In a game/story it would be up to the writers, like defeating oldschool Green Lantern with a standard #2 yellow pencil (wood for one, and the color yellow for the other).
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576Uh, actually is The "Divine" Comedy, and what is known from hell is from the first part of The Comedy, Inferno, "Dante's Inferno" Is the game made by Visceral Games and EA based in The "Divine" Comedy
@@toasht6136 Nah man the crimes wouldn't double.The crimes will be life I mean...do u remember how Alastor got so powerful in hell It's BC of all the things that he did while he was alive.
Yes but truly people say they rather go to hell instead of stay in this world like come on hell goes through the worst things you have ever been though and repeats inf of times your immortal but you fill the pain inf and inf and inf and when you get use to it than they change and make it worse
If hell was more attractive than heaven, then it would be a better reward than heaven. Would the god want you to be rewarded for following your basest impulses?@@happiness7808
I always wondered, why would the devil punish you if you went to Hell? Wouldn't that be him doing God's job? If the Devil really wanted to go against God, he would definitely enjoy the company of more like him, and not punish them.
the devil isnt there in charge of the place, Hell is the absense of God, there is torment there, there is no enjoyment there, only suffering for all including rhe demons it is dark and agonizing pain that place was made for satan to suffer, but sadly people don't accept God's gift of forgiveness, every human stands condemned already becsuse of the sin we commit, it is like a disease, Jesus Christ came and died on the cross (and rose again) for us so that we can have our sins forgiven, cleansed from our payment so that we could have eternal freedom and life with God God does not want a single human to go there, hense why God paid the price for us I hope you can get to know God personally
Sometimes I wonder if Hell is actually a place where Satan is forced to watch people get punished for the equality he believed so strongly in. Maybe Hell is Satan's punishment and not where he punishes
Christianism as a whole makes very little sense if you try to apply any logic yo it even the religious people who actually care to know their stuff, normally just focus on jesus, as least there is some consistency there and it is mostly ok things.
Hey would you like to trade? Mine is getting food and tools from the store instead of hunting gathering and crafting. I'll take being class speechman over that.
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Everyone is like “he’s an introvert and this is his punishment”, but I like to think this version of the Devil caters to each individual person’s needs and desires. If someone is a bibliophile with social anxiety, for example, the Devil himself isn’t actually there to greet them, but instead just leaves them the key to their own personal infinite library.
This is actually implied by the Bible. When Lucifer was cast from heaven, he was effectively given both a form and a means to do exactly what he wanted to do, which was champion his own perspective rather than fall in line with the rule of God. Yes, he's 'chained' in hell, but then, all angels are effectively chained by (not in) heaven. They follow God and the demons follow Lucifer. Also, when humanity became too rowdy, God wiped them all out in the 40 days' flood... But left the demons to keep doing demon stuff. So, the people who defy God end up in hell. But like, S/M is a thing, so uh. The thing where Cerberus is eating them endlessly, isn't that what at least some people want, lol?
Or maybe the fact that when bad is done it's good for him. Punishing bad people would be counter productive and would arguably make him a good guy. People are lying to you, why would he punish people doing work for him ?
When your Lord said to the angels, “I am going to create a human being from clay. So when I have fashioned him and had a spirit of My Own ˹creation˺ breathed into him, fall down in prostration to him.” So the angels prostrated all together. but not Iblîs, who acted arrogantly, becoming unfaithful. Allah asked, “O Iblîs! What prevented you from prostrating to what I created with My Own Hands? Did you ˹just˺ become proud? Or have you always been arrogant?” He replied, “I am better than he is: You created me from fire and him from clay.” Allah commanded, “Then get out of Paradise, for you are truly cursed. And surely upon you is My condemnation until the Day of Judgment.” Satan appealed, “My Lord! Then delay my end until the Day of their resurrection.” Allah said, “You will be delayed until the appointed Day.” Satan said, “By Your Glory! I will certainly mislead them all, except Your chosen servants among them.” Allah concluded, “The truth is-and I ˹only˺ say the truth-: I will surely fill up Hell with you and whoever follows you from among them, all together.”
Would never doubt this possibility, some Christians I met could be awfully aggressive knowing I'm an atheist saying things like "Humanity is damned, only Christ can save you" or "atheist don't have morals and are satan in disguise" while some that doesn't believe is actually chill and not "moral-less" like I'm indoctrinated. I agree it's case to case, obviously there are Christians that are respectful, but the expected response usually isn't nice. It's like zombies sometimes, unless you're are one of them, you are going to have a rough time.
I know but at least it’s changing a little bit I grew up in one of those really conservative Church going towns but it was around 2010 I think is when people just stopped believing that churches at least say the word of God when they started to preach more politics and gun rights than they did the word of God seriously most of the churches in my hometown which used to be like 6 are only 2 are still holding mass and one is more of a gun store.
Dunno if its changing much. Im in the south, went to church 2 weeks ago to support my mom and they really really force stuff down your throat saying stuff literally like " its your duty on earth to save a sinner by preeching the word of god. Maybe they dont want to hear it, but thats why god put you in their life- to change their mind! Keep telling them everyday-" Like dude... No means no. Thats how you loose friends.and then it makes the christian feel isolated because no one wants to listen. Its harmful to both people... Just hang out and watch a movie or something jeez.
I guess I got lucky. I'm not religious, but the people I met who were thankfully calm about it and not loony zombies spewing the same 3 lines of dialog like an NPC.
@@MikeHunt-zy3cn I know I can’t tell you how annoying it is like I have an aunt that constantly try to make us believe her cult she even made my grandpa’s funeral about her and how she was trying to save him I feel so bad for him having to live with her sounded like torture for that man.
@@mrstupid_fr the red haired guy's name is alastor, the king of hell is called Lucifer morningstar, and his daughter is called Charlie morningstar (I'm not correcting you btw just telling you)
@@augustomoreira7441 nah Isaac will be compelled to use the app and drink. And they will be compelled to be sociable and fun. And a good person overall. And that is his punishment. To not be some unsociable cunt, but to be extremely unwillingly happy and friendly and be constantly awkward
@@Njordin2010 Aromantic (No romantic attraction to anyone regardless of gender) and Asexual (no sexual attraction regardless of gender) together it makes Aro-ace
@@djaccountisbfisbx3880only a human would think of something like that to manipulate others into following their will, I highly doubt if eternal beings existed they'd want us to worship them if they made us with their qualities, only the unintelligent think punishment should be eternal. I think heaven and hell would just be different societies if anything.
@@hgdhfhfb 100% ain't happening because the book you got that information from is a 100% wrote by a man. Only a moron would believe the most intelligent being ever would act as depicted.
Im sure Arrow is singing the famous tropical summer song, " Feeling Hot! Hot! Hot!" there. Song is a perfect fit for Cinderella's shoe! Now that's where I wanna be!
@@papitbull1 ikr,if he/she is that much of an introvert,no way you are flirting with the opposite gender and you have to find so many people to find the one to marry
hell is darkness, torment, grotesque demons want you to suffer eternally in there with them it is not a pretty place or sight, I hope you can get to know God personally, as He wants companionship with you I hope you can trust in Jesus Christ and His gift he gave in place of our own 😊 God is good
extra hell is the same party, but 10 hours latter when all the beer is hot, they run out of ice, all good brand booze is gone, the band left, the floor is full of barf and the place smells like piss
no, its just eternal torture, surrounded by demons who do nothing but hate us for being loved by God so much Jesus Christ the sovereign God loves you, I hope you can get to know Him personally : )
@@joshua2400I did in fact meet Jesus at a party once , we ended up going to my place and hooked up , and I can tell you one thing about it he doesn't know how to eat ass at all
looks much worse than that my friend, it is eternal torment and darkness, maggots eating people, and so on, I wish that on no person Jesus Christ paid the price of sin that no human could, and He made a way for us to be saved, through faith in Him and repentance 😊
He's an introvert his punishment is eternal socialising
You have figured it out
That's what the alcohol is for.
Jesus Christ the sovereign God loves you my friends
@@joshua2400 what
@@Amphibilaterzit is true my friend, Jesus loves you, He came to earth to pay the price of eternal torment in hell that we deserve. God loves us so much that He died on the cross paying the price, and rose again, defeating death
no person has to ever go to hell, having faith in Jesus Christ and accepting His gift is what saves us since He already did it for us
After Dante posted his review, they decided to change to avoid more people to come and give it a bad rating
I get it
@@ZAND4TSU What's the joke??
@@_satan_666_read Dante's Inferno
@@TaxEvaser578 Divine Comedy from Dante Aleghieri
“Is this critic review really what we want on our company page! That’s it, tone down the torture and let’s have a party!”
The party is like 2 guys dancing, 1 drunk person on the floor, and Satan giving everybody his business card
Damn
@s_ac Nah Satan chill he got a punch bowl out and a twister mat in the middle
still better then my new years party
My brother….
What if Paul Allen is down there
“Here’s some tequila”
“Is it expired”
“Oh hell no we aren’t that evil”
*"oh here no"
@@Living_Murphys_Law no it’s “Oh hell no” it’s a crappy pun
I know it’s a joke but tequila doesn’t expire unless it’s opened and even then it’s not necessarily “expired” in the same sense of being unsafe for consumption, it just degrades in quality and strength.
@@niyalithesiren not gonna ask how you know that lol
@@dylangayne9268it’s common knowledge for the most part.
This is basically Greek mythology Hades lmao, he's just a chill dude who wants some company but everyone sees him as the bad guy for no reason other than that he rules the dead.
I mean yeah.
People nowadays immediately assume Hades =Satan, just cause he rules the Underworld. Like, someones gotta do it and its not like he CHOSE the Underworld
@@gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 what, did he lose a bet with Zeus and Poseidon? Or did they just force him to do it?
(also I just now realized how inbred greek gods actually are like holy shit)
Poor Hades, the only Greek god that don't kidnap/rap*/... womens.
And the only women he "love" (at least he have some affection toward her) doesn't love him but "get used to the situation" (so a relationship of convinence for her).
Also Hades is the only God's that take his jobs "seriously" why most of the other gods are there to cause trouble (and some rare blessing) to human.
@@theoverseer1775 Kind of, but not really. When the gods took control back from the titans (long story), Zeus and Poseidon were fighting over who would get what. Hades, being the eldest, came up with the compromise of basically drawing straws, splitting the sky, the ocean, and the underworld accordingly. You can guess who got what, but even after getting arguably the worst option, Hades was mature and stuck by the agreement, while almost every other god would have been salty and tried to find a way around it. He is by far the most responsible person in Greek mythology, and the only one who does screw with mortals or women for no reason. He even helps a lot of people get their dead friend/loved one back. Even when dealing with people who deserve punishment, he is still mature in that, instead of going through a bunch of unnecessary steps to fuck with and eventually kill them, he just kills them or sets the furry’s on them.
@@ianslater9566 ik about greek mythology and the titans and that, ik it's a long story. Thx for the explanation tho.
(Btw, unrelated question, what happens to their grandparents, the guys who gave birth to titans? Do they just stay in Tartarus forever or does Zeus free them after beating his father? Why aren't they ever mentioned again?)
Idk why I was expecting the devil to say "Congratulations you did the bare minimum" after the guy saying he didn't off anyone
I was expecting the opposite. "I didn't kill anyone!", "Yeah? Should have while you had the chance."
im dead as hell thinking about ts
@@Jerry-yd8pj or "yeah that why your not in heaven, its not enough to be good you need righteous resolve, your religious book is full of reasons"
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Why is the bare minimum not enough?
To do good is to be of expense to yourself. Why should anyone do anything for anyone else? Doing the bare minimum and not ruining life for everyone else is more than ideal.
Sure some people have it great and can find meaning in helping those who fall behind, but they don't need to. There is no obligation and thus there should be no greater reward.
If you're in a position to do good, that is the reward.
As an introvert who doesn't drink or socialize this does sound like a terrible fate to me
Well both make the other tolerable, coming from another introvert.
Mabey they will have a corner for us that we can just stand and look at our phones.
If your an introvert, why are you on the internet where all eyes are on your comments?
@@secretagentkarve9431 is this a joke I'm not sure
Indeed
If Satan greeted me like that, I'd be like, "Are you sure this is hell?"
Especially if he's holding balloons
Satan:You want the real hell?
@@TurnipBlue Me: "No, but I do want real balloons"
China: "Here you go buddy"
@@worfozyou didn't just do that
Lol
Really the dating app never matches you with anyone and you are doomed to an eternity of useless hope of maybe dating someday
"what are they saying about us up there?"
you dont want to know
Ikr lol
He will probably turn evil if he knows
@@derekmendoza4662 or worse
he'll turn into the hell we know
dont want that
Want to know
@@prakashbabu123 yea Im just lazy at typing sorry I'll change it
As an introvert and a non-alcoholic, This is one hell of a punishment to me.
bruh i wish i could say the same....
im still an introvert tho 💀💀💀💀
lol
See yourself out.
very simplified copy of a comment
AND SOMEONE WHO HATES DATING APPS
lol
The Devil sounds like "Again? Okay, what the here is going on up there?"
I see what you did
Damn. I had to read that 4 times to get it.
I thought I was having an aneurysm lol
Yes
Hi
What the Hazbin Hotel like:
No
Fr 💀
Fr
This is LITERALLY what the hazbin hotel like ong
I love hazbin hotel
I'm just as insecure as that devil guy there
Jesus Christ the good lord loves you my friend
@@joshua2400
Prove it. With concrete verifiable evidence.
(I'm joking, I know you obviously won't be able to.)
@@RuSosan what do you mean? He sent his only son down from heaven to be tortured for you.
Is there no pleasing you?
@@nunyabizznez2805
Ah, so according to this 'lil foible, he involuntarily impregnated a married mortal woman to give birth to his son so that he could have that son of his brutally sacrificed to himself to appease himself so that he, the supposedly omnibenevolent being, has less of an excuse to condemn us whom "he loves so much" to eternal torture for being what he made us to be in his supposed omniscience.
So your "totes-real" sky daddy likes his narcissistic and psychopathic misery theatrics and won't even spare his own son from that. How loving indeed.
Munchausen syndrome, damn hadn't thought of that one yet for him.
Legit thanks, that's another good addition to this fictional villain's mental illnesses.
Oh yeaah, it certainly wouldn't have been more effective to, say, leave the J-heffe to simply live among us mortals as an undying, unaging messiah who could prove the faith's extraordinary claims with extraordinary deeds to generation after generation globally instead of ALLEGEDLY (SOURCE TRUST US BRO NOW PAY YOUR CHURCH TAXES) once in that little itty bit of the middle east? You know, and why not also grant him immunity against any harm from our end which would remove his suffering and give him further chances to prove his divinity? No?
_Making too much actual sense for your bronze age plothole collection with a bit of story hanging on it by a thread?_
Grow the F up. You've been conditioned to a lie. Not a good one either when it's own source material is an excellent example of terrible writing, plotholes and contradictions. 😁
@@nunyabizznez2805ok, but is there any proof there was some almighty god that sent him down here that isn't the bible? Because I wouldn't call the bible a valid source.
“You killed 18 ants.”
@@shalvah 😐
@TheOnlineGamerKid0 is bro stepping on ant hills and in construction building's sand?
@@shalvahThere are religions, Buddhism I think that say you go to hell if you kill ANYTHING. You ever seen that horror movie with the mosquitos the size of horses that skewer people with their giant suckers? That's your hell if you kill a bug according to them.
@@SonicFrakehell nah
@@AName221 Maybe it wasn't Buddhism but I clearly remember reading a book on eastern mythology a while back that had an illustration of people in hell being tortured by giant insects for the sin of stepping on bugs in life.
"what are they saying about us up there?"
"they blame you for every single bad thing, they hate you"
Shit that hurts 😭😭😭😭
Brave of you to say that to his face.. 🥶
Don't tell him that he gonna get pissed and really punish us
mind sharing the source for your pfp?
@@ralfgonzalez3778yeah, sure thing buddy
"Go to hell!"
"Thanks, I hope so."
All we are going there to the eternal party
@@MaryChan-t3p No party vro
@@OreoDragon_ how do you know the church invent hell is punishment to scary people as a theist satanist hell is a party they even don't see hell the church control people and blame satan is bad giving us freedom think
@@MaryChan-t3pthere is no party, there’s only suffering
Dating app? Thats definitely hell
yep
NAHH thats ohio
With only inactive people :). Enjoy
Only for men.
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Had a dream in 4th grade where hell was just a raving nightclub, got kicked out of heaven for being too loud, went downstairs to see hitler playing a nintendo 64 and ripped af
tf
💀
Lucky shit
Imagination at 3am
I do love some Nintendo 64
As a loner who does drink but hates being social I see this as more of a limbo kind of thing honestly.
Just hope you aren’t that 50-50 guy lol
@@the300rulers7 nah more like 60-40
Trust me you would probably get used to it and have fun In just a few hours (minutes if you drink)
@@processingunit5321 nope. People seem more annoying after drinks. Tv seems fine.
Ah see? Limbo, you're getting the idea of parties!
Lucifer in Hazbin Hotel be Like:
STAWWPPPP
BUT FRR
Oh my god I was just about to make that comparison 😭
REAL, Like DO something EVIL
And here’s your own unique rubberduck!
"thats your only drink for eternity, no refill"
edit: why the hell are you guys keep saying it was infinite
Plot twist, it’s infinite
It's refillable.
He doesn't drink alcoholic beverages.
@@epaminon6196 I do, but margaritas are kinda dry. I'm sure I'd want some water after the first couple.
Only margaritas forever? Who knew hell could be so bad?
@@nunyabizznez2805 just imagine... there're loads of boiling lava down there so all your margaritas will be tea temperature...
"What are they saying about us up there"
"I CAST YOU TO HECK"
@@Mr_Lambert0 💀
@Snific 😮
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bruh
“Hey, what are they saying about us up there?”
My ass knowing what Meru the succubus is 💀
NO
yessir
NO!
NAHH man💀
U MADE ME THINK OF THAT SHOW AGAIN
"Like seriously though, what're they saying about us up there?" 😂😂
Very terrible things
“Yeah i know great job” got me dying
472 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that
@@rjsanimationstudio2931 no likes? Good.
@@Tyronejizz fair enough
@@rjsanimationstudio2931 like
As a drinker and a social person this seems like a sweet deal
The aesthetic could use work, but I agree
Ill die from alcohol poisoning again if i would be offered that much
@@leobow3333 but your already dead if your in hell
@@leobow3333 so it is an eternal party
@@iloveklaha_ im in
Doomguy: spawns in hell
Satan: oh shi-
When the Doom music kicks in.
Satin: do I hear boss music.
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Doom Guy is still human. I mean, how strong is Satan? What are you gonna say he can kill Satan? Think about it. Is there a biblical accurate of Satan?
@@jessiegabrielnavarro5489 The only time hell is described in the bible is really in Revelations. Most of the "biblical" knowledge about the 7 layers of hell (and what is in them) is from "Dante's Inferno" which is basically (time to upset you) a fan fiction addition to the bible. Now so far as who is stronger in reality, no contest, human loses. In a game/story it would be up to the writers, like defeating oldschool Green Lantern with a standard #2 yellow pencil (wood for one, and the color yellow for the other).
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576Bro pulled out the receipts 💀
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576Uh, actually is The "Divine" Comedy, and what is known from hell is from the first part of The Comedy, Inferno, "Dante's Inferno" Is the game made by Visceral Games and EA based in The "Divine" Comedy
" wha- i didn't kill anyone! "
*you killed 20 cockroaches and ants*
Danggggg😗😟 I killed 1000 bugs
Helluva Boss in a nutshell:
@Bread Guy u mean that homeless guy from pilot?
@@saki437 Hol up are you being Fr?
@@Dr_Kaido yes In the pilot there is a homeless demon named Satan that Blitzo is talking about
If the bible explained hell like in helluva boss i think that the crimes would have dubled 💀
@@toasht6136 Nah man the crimes wouldn't double.The crimes will be life I mean...do u remember how Alastor got so powerful in hell It's BC of all the things that he did while he was alive.
An extroverts dream is an introverts worst nightmare.
The split second after the guy said "What, NO!!" and Satan's expression changed from smiling to frown kills me 😂
how did u get so many likes just for saying tht?!!?
WHAT, NOOO! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUD-
I love the concept of the devil not realizing the negative press hell gets 😁
"So, you good at socializing?"
"no"
Devil: *Fascinating*
1000th like
"And here i thought the big man himself made you guys into social creatures...turns out even the creator of everything can lie too lol"
@@LazyLoonz he doesnt "lie" he sends a spirit of dishonesty.
Yes but truly people say they rather go to hell instead of stay in this world like come on hell goes through the worst things you have ever been though and repeats inf of times your immortal but you fill the pain inf and inf and inf and when you get use to it than they change and make it worse
@@captainoftheoldchads1743 I want to break that record once I get used to the pain ima say yo satan is that all you got pussy every time
As an introvert an eternal party sounds like a nightmare.
You'll get the hang of it
It’s okay you’ll at least have the chance to talk to women
@@nothappyz is that supposed to be a dark joke orrrr…..
As an inteovert
This can, and WILL force extrovert out of you,
Oh god
We need a longer version of this 😭
Its basically called Purgatony 😂
@@Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficialyou mean purgatory? or am i missing a joke
hell is not a party . It's eternal pain
Yeah, he’s an introvert it’s his punishment 😂
Impossible
Buzzz killllll
No shit 🤦
Well we didn't go there so we don't know if it's like the video says or it's just the eternal pain...
"As I stared into the Abyss, it stared into me and asked 'wanna dance'." - Nietzsche, after a few too many Jaegermeisters
Hell would be only having a single bottle of ANY drink for ETERNITY.
wrong, water exists
@@strawby7 - calm down there internet stranger. Just a joke ;)
Other than water of course
@@strawby7 ye one bottle of water for all of eternity??
@@strawby7 jokes exist too
Does that mean that heaven is like some sort of strict school who will beat you with a stick if you do something wrong?
Probaly. That, or the roles are completely reversed where your tortured in heaven and live(Or die? Cuz your not alive) Happily in hell
🙃
No ? It would be like where you enjoy healthy life without alcohol or addicted drug. Some humans do enjoy that life bro. Weird hah ?
@@nguyendung686 yeah so weird that people would ask a perfectly normal question pertaining to the video right? Also god doesn't like sarcasm.
@@nguyendung686 The weirdest thing is that you speak as if you have experience in this like how do you know? Hah, quite weird indeed.
Bro why is hell being portrayed as awesome, it’s eternal torture what’s fun about that.
If that man spills any of those drinks he’s gonna be burning for eternity
Edit: y so many likes
Damn your right
True, the drinks are all flammable.
Or the cologne if it’s a spray
666 likes
@@spqrrowand I ruined it 🥶😩😫
I don't like alcohol and I don't like socialising. It's truly hell
Lol
You can’t die from alcohol if you died once.
Okay ? Learn to cope with it or suffer eternaly lmfao
Damn that’s crazy to me I love people and alcohol. Hope your happy at least
@@kyu.kurarin u don't why they gave alcohol
Go search dude
I always thought the way for the devil to win more souls than the other side was to make hell more attractive than heaven.
Well, not that far fetched actually. But sins more accurately
Momentary gratification is much easier to chase. It takes work to get into heaven, much easier to follow your basest impulses and go to hell
If hell was more attractive than heaven, then it would be a better reward than heaven. Would the god want you to be rewarded for following your basest impulses?@@happiness7808
Yeah but you're presuming that for some reason he wants your souls when sahan the enemy known collie as Satan actually hates you
It always was more attractive. Heaven is basically like being in church for an eternity.
Demons be like: Wait... Humans aren't into this...
So WHY ARE THEY DOING IT TO ONE ANOTHER??? WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU FEEL AT HOME!!!!
That... makes too much sense
"I tried my best, I didn't kill anyone" 💀
yeah i know great job
Kids these days think everything is a punchline
@@ShootNowAskLater01I can't believe they found something in a comedic video funny. What a tragedy, am I right? Not that i disagree with you though.
Video Games included
@@ShootNowAskLater01Can't see what was wrong with that, it was kinda funny to think about it.
i love how he brings two balloons to welcome him
Yeah! He is so nice and sweet, and looks so sad about how living people are badmouthing about his people/ghosts.
Extroverts: Hey dont threaten me with a good time!
Fellow Introverts: OUH HELL NAH
I always wondered, why would the devil punish you if you went to Hell? Wouldn't that be him doing God's job?
If the Devil really wanted to go against God, he would definitely enjoy the company of more like him, and not punish them.
the devil isnt there in charge of the place, Hell is the absense of God, there is torment there, there is no enjoyment there, only suffering for all including rhe demons
it is dark and agonizing pain
that place was made for satan to suffer, but sadly people don't accept God's gift of forgiveness, every human stands condemned already becsuse of the sin we commit, it is like a disease,
Jesus Christ came and died on the cross (and rose again) for us so that we can have our sins forgiven, cleansed from our payment so that we could have eternal freedom and life with God
God does not want a single human to go there, hense why God paid the price for us
I hope you can get to know God personally
Sometimes I wonder if Hell is actually a place where Satan is forced to watch people get punished for the equality he believed so strongly in. Maybe Hell is Satan's punishment and not where he punishes
Christianism as a whole makes very little sense if you try to apply any logic yo it
even the religious people who actually care to know their stuff, normally just focus on jesus, as least there is some consistency there and it is mostly ok things.
Seriously, always wondered it myself. That's why I like the idea of Greek/Roman afterlife, we all end up in the same place just treated differently.
@@affegpus4195you have never read the Bible have you? Satan is being tortured he isn’t torturing people
The worst hell punishment is making you talk your thoughts infront of the class
That might be too much even for hell.
Hey would you like to trade? Mine is getting food and tools from the store instead of hunting gathering and crafting. I'll take being class speechman over that.
Mine is being a superintendent in your 20s and being in charge of people twice your age
Hard to tell someone older and that you respect what to do
@@kovs-gg8wt imagine you're shy too
@@chesnex I am...
if they have games, nuggies and pets, I'll be happy
Unfortunately there is no wifi inthe afterlife, both heaven and hell are a 'deadzone'. Ba-dum-tssss~
@@GamersInHellOnYt that was a hell of a joke, it was so dry
@@justphoenyx05 thankyou thankyou, im dead inside. 🙃 This was entertaining.
@@GamersInHellOnYt haha, aren't we all? And it was indeed
Best fucking reply section
Nice trick satan not falling for it though 😂
"What are they saying about us up there?"
Honestly man depends who you ask.
Helluva boss
ain't no way bro boutta trick people into going to hell 😭😭😭
I hear you
How so like how is he tricking anyone only person to be tricked by this I presume would be you sice you even mention it in the first place
I have no idea what you just said
@@Name-loading-now I am saying if he really believes this video would literally send people to hell
exactly im a christan
I mean, he’s got a point, we only heard *one* side of what hell is like
"I didn't kill anyone"
Minecraft villager : Armmm
Video games count apparently
*the guy:* I didn't fuck anyone!
*the Devil:* game included
*Edit:* Holy shit 2K likes! :D
*:/*
The
Insects
And arachnids:
Ohh shit I killed like millions of? 😅
Fps players be like 🙂🥲
So I would be charged of human extinction worth of kills
Imagine if Hell is actually just a place to try and have fun, but you have to deal with annoying stress inducing conditions the entire time.
Bro you've just described life
So... what you're saying is hell is just Earth but warmer?
@@damir_van_kalaz not anywhere close
So basicaly high school?
@@fulana_de_tal no imagine burning alive for all eternity being separated from god
Hello guys. I would like to ask for your permission to use the sound from this video for my video. I will give you credit in the title of my video. If there are any issues, please contact me. Thank you."
Yeah go right ahead. I appreciate the credit.
Everyone is like “he’s an introvert and this is his punishment”, but I like to think this version of the Devil caters to each individual person’s needs and desires. If someone is a bibliophile with social anxiety, for example, the Devil himself isn’t actually there to greet them, but instead just leaves them the key to their own personal infinite library.
This is actually implied by the Bible. When Lucifer was cast from heaven, he was effectively given both a form and a means to do exactly what he wanted to do, which was champion his own perspective rather than fall in line with the rule of God. Yes, he's 'chained' in hell, but then, all angels are effectively chained by (not in) heaven. They follow God and the demons follow Lucifer.
Also, when humanity became too rowdy, God wiped them all out in the 40 days' flood... But left the demons to keep doing demon stuff.
So, the people who defy God end up in hell. But like, S/M is a thing, so uh. The thing where Cerberus is eating them endlessly, isn't that what at least some people want, lol?
As an introverted, aromantic and full-time sober man I cannot describe the terrors this had caused me.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@@ashleymessedup well I'm glad I fulfilled your wish haha
What if Satan was really horrible back then but as time went on he became nice but it happened so recently that it wasn't in the Bible
Or, and hear me out here, what if all religions are bullshit, so you can just live your life and not think about it?
Satan was just to aggressive punishing sinners. He wasn't that bad.
Or maybe the fact that when bad is done it's good for him. Punishing bad people would be counter productive and would arguably make him a good guy. People are lying to you, why would he punish people doing work for him ?
@@jeanlasalle2351I mean we treat prisoners irl like crap and then they become reoffenders
When your Lord said to the angels, “I am going to create a human being from clay.
So when I have fashioned him and had a spirit of My Own ˹creation˺ breathed into him, fall down in prostration to him.”
So the angels prostrated all together.
but not Iblîs, who acted arrogantly, becoming unfaithful.
Allah asked, “O Iblîs! What prevented you from prostrating to what I created with My Own Hands? Did you ˹just˺ become proud? Or have you always been arrogant?”
He replied, “I am better than he is: You created me from fire and him from clay.”
Allah commanded, “Then get out of Paradise, for you are truly cursed.
And surely upon you is My condemnation until the Day of Judgment.”
Satan appealed, “My Lord! Then delay my end until the Day of their resurrection.”
Allah said, “You will be delayed
until the appointed Day.”
Satan said, “By Your Glory! I will certainly mislead them all,
except Your chosen servants among them.”
Allah concluded, “The truth is-and I ˹only˺ say the truth-:
I will surely fill up Hell with you and whoever follows you from among them, all together.”
Yes contrary to popular belief you don’t have to kill people to be sent straight to hell
Eternal party sounds BADASS
bro your cringe you just drown in lava you don't party for Eternel life
Indeed
Unfortunately it's eternal suffering.
@@MrSirFluffyunfortunately it doesn't exist
@@molag-ballordofdomination2065 It does, if you don't believe so then it's on you.
Would never doubt this possibility, some Christians I met could be awfully aggressive knowing I'm an atheist saying things like "Humanity is damned, only Christ can save you" or "atheist don't have morals and are satan in disguise" while some that doesn't believe is actually chill and not "moral-less" like I'm indoctrinated. I agree it's case to case, obviously there are Christians that are respectful, but the expected response usually isn't nice. It's like zombies sometimes, unless you're are one of them, you are going to have a rough time.
I know but at least it’s changing a little bit I grew up in one of those really conservative Church going towns but it was around 2010 I think is when people just stopped believing that churches at least say the word of God when they started to preach more politics and gun rights than they did the word of God seriously most of the churches in my hometown which used to be like 6 are only 2 are still holding mass and one is more of a gun store.
Dunno if its changing much. Im in the south, went to church 2 weeks ago to support my mom and they really really force stuff down your throat saying stuff literally like " its your duty on earth to save a sinner by preeching the word of god. Maybe they dont want to hear it, but thats why god put you in their life- to change their mind! Keep telling them everyday-"
Like dude... No means no. Thats how you loose friends.and then it makes the christian feel isolated because no one wants to listen. Its harmful to both people... Just hang out and watch a movie or something jeez.
I guess I got lucky. I'm not religious, but the people I met who were thankfully calm about it and not loony zombies spewing the same 3 lines of dialog like an NPC.
@@MikeHunt-zy3cn I know I can’t tell you how annoying it is like I have an aunt that constantly try to make us believe her cult she even made my grandpa’s funeral about her and how she was trying to save him I feel so bad for him having to live with her sounded like torture for that man.
@@Alfar-2908-1 thats horrendous. And people wonder why I'm not religious and don't seriously reconsider joining a religion.
Don't Worry Bro, There's a Nice Hotel There
That’s what I was thinking and I heard that the king is a depressed duck loving guy
@@MewGamer-bj9inhe has a daughter too and some red haired radio guy
@@mrstupid_fr I heard that before
@@mrstupid_fr the red haired guy's name is alastor, the king of hell is called Lucifer morningstar, and his daughter is called Charlie morningstar (I'm not correcting you btw just telling you)
The real hell is the friends we made along the way
“Found or our swords and gathered the badges just in time!”
@@ManiacCheese 😭. Rb battles reference here!?!
My wealth and treasures?
If you want it, you can have it!
Search for it!
I left it all at that place!
rb battles fr
😊😂
For Me, who's AroAce, doesn't Drink and is an Introvert this would be an actual eternal Punishment
just dont drink or use the app. easy
@@augustomoreira7441 nah Isaac will be compelled to use the app and drink. And they will be compelled to be sociable and fun. And a good person overall. And that is his punishment. To not be some unsociable cunt, but to be extremely unwillingly happy and friendly and be constantly awkward
Wtf is aroace? Is that something gender soup related?
@@Njordin2010 Aromantic (No romantic attraction to anyone regardless of gender) and Asexual (no sexual attraction regardless of gender) together it makes Aro-ace
@@Njordin2010 its someone who doesnt feel romantic or sexual attraction at all.
Its a sexuality, so no. Its not a part of the gender soup.
He seems like such a nice guy lmao
HELL IS FOREVER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT ‼️‼️
And if people wants to reject Jesus Christ as their lord and saviour, it’s their choice!‼️‼️‼️‼️they will face god warth😢
Helluva boss and hasbin hotel hell in a nutshell
Helluva Boss fans when they get plunged into a pit of boiling oil instead of gay demon wolf sex
@@djaccountisbfisbx3880only a human would think of something like that to manipulate others into following their will, I highly doubt if eternal beings existed they'd want us to worship them if they made us with their qualities, only the unintelligent think punishment should be eternal. I think heaven and hell would just be different societies if anything.
Hell fans when they go to hell and it’s not just some big party and they get their skin torn off:
@@danny1ft1atheists in hell be like: guess i was wrong 💀
@@hgdhfhfb 100% ain't happening because the book you got that information from is a 100% wrote by a man. Only a moron would believe the most intelligent being ever would act as depicted.
That party must be fire
Im sure Arrow is singing the famous tropical summer song, " Feeling Hot! Hot! Hot!" there. Song is a perfect fit for Cinderella's shoe! Now that's where I wanna be!
Brov it ain’t no party💀
Could be
@@alexpokrzywinski4321 don't believe that
@@supremekill6011 but it could
@@supremekill6011 do you not let anyone believe what they want to believe 💀
@HalleluYAH 7 thank u for this u wrote a lot but amen love u brother/sister
Blud summoned the whole hazbin hotel fandom
As an extreme introvert this is the only party/social event I will ever attend exept for my own wedding
same
Bold of you to assume you will ever find love
@@papitbull1 ikr,if he/she is that much of an introvert,no way you are flirting with the opposite gender and you have to find so many people to find the one to marry
First 5 seconds: exactly how I think it's going to be like...!
Eternal torment and fire will not quench and your body will not be destroyed and people will burn forever no rest whatsoever 😢 turn to Jesus
As many have pointed out, this is introvert and non alcohol drinker hell
I mean, I'm not an introvert but I definitely would not want that kind of eternal party lmao
It needs some ambience to be honest.
As the 12th doctor said in the episode Heaven Sent
"Maybe I'm in Hell. That's okay, I'm not scared of Hell, it's just Heaven for bad people."
Bro what
And eternal burning..
Don't worry fellow introverts! They still have an Xbox 360 with RDR1 and GTA IV.
The devil’s look of sadness when the guy said “what? No!”😂
How satanists explain hell:
Fr though. Trying to deceive people.
The first thing I'd do is give big ol' goat man a hug and then hide behind him
Y’all do realize that hell isn’t like this and that Lucifer or Satan aren’t cool quirky anti-hero’s right?
@@Daniel-wy2kx why, you been there before?
@@Daniel-wy2kx proof?
Donner julle mense is deur die kak😂😂😂
@@Daniel-wy2kx I was kinda… referring to if this was the real hell?
as an introvert this would be my kinda of hell
It genuinly scares me that people think hell is just las vegas. The devil doesnt care if your on his side. All he wants is for you to suffer.
Now i wonder how EXTRA hell is like..
hell is darkness, torment, grotesque demons want you to suffer eternally in there with them
it is not a pretty place or sight, I hope you can get to know God personally, as He wants companionship with you
I hope you can trust in Jesus Christ and His gift he gave in place of our own 😊 God is good
@@joshua2400 i know, the video is a joke, my comment is just a joke
extra hell is the same party, but 10 hours latter when all the beer is hot, they run out of ice, all good brand booze is gone, the band left, the floor is full of barf and the place smells like piss
@@affegpus4195 Jesus Christ the sovereign God cares deeply about you my friend :" )
@@joshua2400
"Hell is darkness, torment..."
"Jesus cares about you."
Pick one of those two mutually exclusive ones, dumbass.
Guy: Well hell doesnt look so bad...
(checks bottle of tequila and realizes the brand is SIERRA)
Guy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Satan: MUAAAH HAHAHAHAHA!!
Sorry what?? Tequila from the brand Sierra is litterly like the only kind of tequila you should drink? Why is this a bad thing?
@@Pokemazda for tequila enjoyers, being serve SIERRA is a litteral punishment, you should never drink it outside of a cocktail, SIERRA is poison
@@Pokemazda Even casamigos is better IMHO.
The nervous little "uhh.. " at the end is just 👌
Leading him into a flase sense of security, classic hell technique
As an introverted this is one of my worsts nightmares.
Oh, Hell's PR department is going to be pissed when they find out about the rumours Heaven's been spreading on Earth.
As in introvert with severe social anxiety, this seems like a terrible punishment
go go ga ga
You sound kinda proud of that
''There's this great dating app that's exclusive to hell'' why did i think of hazbin hotel-
I need this to be a show RIGHT THIS INSTANT 😢❤ (Love the animation 🎉)
There is, its called the "good place"
And devil may care
@@GamersInHellOnYt I love the Good Place so much tho
I mean does it come with a house and free healthcare?
no, its just eternal torture, surrounded by demons who do nothing but hate us for being loved by God so much
Jesus Christ the sovereign God loves you, I hope you can get to know Him personally : )
Dude you would be dead and in hell, you won't need healthcare there
About the house i'm not really sure but I think so
@@joshua2400I did in fact meet Jesus at a party once , we ended up going to my place and hooked up , and I can tell you one thing about it he doesn't know how to eat ass at all
No it comes with free HELLthcare
@@drnutso8507 I laughed way too hard at this 🤣
Homeless man joined the server.
bro got the ultimate starter pack ☠️
Thanks! I always wondered what this place looked like!
looks much worse than that my friend, it is eternal torment and darkness, maggots eating people, and so on, I wish that on no person
Jesus Christ paid the price of sin that no human could, and He made a way for us to be saved, through faith in Him and repentance 😊
@@joshua2400 i dont think you got the joke
Taco Bell has found it’s new janitor
WAIT THERES A NEW ONE-
Oh shit pls no
Oh not this shit again
The Taco Bell has found it's new janitor.
Its evolving.. fast...
He gave him everything he needed except vodka
Is nobody going to talk about the fact that this guy looks and sounds like Jack/Sean from the early days?