@@Youcancallmeishmaell Really? I thought all we know for certain is that it’s been ~500 years since the Collapse, and that the Golden Age went on at least long enough for Humans to achieve a tripled lifespan.
@@VolkovVelikan the old saying about fearing the old person in a job where people die young of course, sometimes, it's just because they're very weasely and good at avoiding trouble, but still even that can be dangerous sometimes
@Gary the Desert Eagle it’s extremely uncommon, due to being a 50cal not in form of rifle but in form of gun: it’s extremely heavy to lift and handle/ control the weight makes the aiming very difficult (it’s widely considered a gun that has no aiming possibilities at all), after the shot the recoil makes the user to lose the aim to the target (recoil force is basically not controllable) and as well partially the control of the gun, in some cases even the grip on the gun, because the Desert Eagle is basically a 50cal machine gun reduced to a semiautomatic gun. The magazine can hold only 9 bullets due to the weight, the muzzle velocity is 1542 ft/s(.50AE) with a 220 yard of range. Just judging by the muzzle velocity, you can imagine the stress applied on the hand/wrist articulations during the recoil, the muzzle velocity is similar to the one of an average rifle. Considering the finish of the “Old Nun” ( sorry I never remember her name) Desert Eagle the version it’s for sure a Mark XIX (Mark 19), because it’s the only version that is available with a titanium gold finish. The type of ammunition, due to the years when the anime was aired, it’s for sure a .357 Magnum, bullet the only one tat can easily pierce a vehicle and a bulletproof vest. In 2018, many years after the anime, was designed the .429DE by Magnum, specifically for the Desert Eagle, such type of cartridge features a 25% increase in velocity and 45% increase of energy over a standard 240-grain, .44 Magnum load. So yes there’s a type of ammunition that is compatible with our assumptions but, the Speer 240 grain bullet was introduced only in 2018. My guess is that Yolanda (yes I remember the name) is using a .357 Magnum cartridge. EDIT: Sorry for the long comment
E M I could see your thought process in this comment, you wrote as you thought instead of thinking and then writing (not criticizing you, it was just interesting), but cool that was insightful
I mean, i would react this way if anyone dared to dissacrate ANY place of worship, either it be a christian church, a mosque, an induist temple and so on A person might not believe in the divine, but lord helps you if you dare disrespect religion in general in front of me, yes id' trow that degree of "f*ck off you ass*ole" shown in the video if a guy like the member of the mafia comes to a holy place in that disrespectful manner
Rico should hanging out with Rock.. those two in a karaoke bar would be great.. probably a lot of Guns N Roses but that’s okay if that the vibes they want to go or something like that…!
Eda: "do you hear me??" like hell nah they cant, all they can hear is gunfire and bullets pinging off metal. and also the sound of them shitting themselves lolol
The fact Mother Superior has the strength( the recoil alone could break someone's arm if not handled right) to wield that gun and the amount of bodies she dropped in order to get a gold camo DE makes her truly scary
Eda! I'm beginning to lose patience with you. I told you about doing this in the chapel. We'll talk later, first things first. We'll deal with these nonbelievers the same way we did in Belshamesh. I cried laughing when I heard that.
This was one of my favorite arcs in the show for the gunfights and bounty hunters alone. So cool to see so many different kinds of bounty hunters in Roanapur, especially that Hank Hill looking one named Claude Torchweaver.
@@ДжейкобКосточко One problem. These people are actually hitting something. We've seen plenty of footage over the past year and a half proving Kadyrov and his goons can't hit the broad side of a barn and just CoD LARP.
And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know my name is the Lord When I lay my vengeance upon thee
3 places with people NOT to mess with: Black Lagoon, local Hotel Moscov & Balalaika and the appropiately named violence church. They had to mess with the nuns...
When the head nun pulled out the golden Hand Cannon, I lost my shit.
ironically, the head nun would be raised as a Warlock +1000 years later.
@@Youcancallmeishmaell I like what I assume is a destiny reference
@@agonzalez561m6 yes.
Using some lore, someoen figured out that Destiny is taking place in the 3400s.
@@agonzalez561m6 yes.
@@Youcancallmeishmaell Really? I thought all we know for certain is that it’s been ~500 years since the Collapse, and that the Golden Age went on at least long enough for Humans to achieve a tripled lifespan.
The phrase "praise the Lord and pass the ammunition" brought to life lmfaoooo
A man of culture I see
@@freddiebinthaplace2be634okay
@antionettawolfe9933 that was actually sung by a priest during ww2, during an attack he was personally forming a line to hand down ammunition.
“Keep your rifle by your side!” -Hope County Choir
Sister Yolanda reminds me of Uncle Iroh. She prefers diplomacy and tea, but fuck around and she'll unleash the dragon!
Ah yes, Old people.
Great comparison
Same VA as hex from reboot
Knew her voice from elderly impatience
hands down the best comment in the whole comment section.
@@VolkovVelikan the old saying about fearing the old person in a job where people die young
of course, sometimes, it's just because they're very weasely and good at avoiding trouble, but still even that can be dangerous sometimes
"It's the Catholic Church!"
*Guns cocked*
"Oh no, it's the catholic church..."
Ahh i see you're a person of culture as well
"It's the Catholic church!"
**Guns Loaded**
"Oh hell it's judgement day....!"
Yooo ur comment is gold😂
I understood that reference
TFS Hellsing Abridged.
"It suddenly smells of hypocracy..."
"Nuns that will spin the block in the name of Jesus"
Fresh off watching CJdachamp I see.
Ah yes, you've seen that video as well Lol
"Loking at these sinners, pulling up on our block. Looks like they need some communion."
@@GabrielMichaelDels SUNDAY COMMUNION BE HITTING DIFFERENT 🤣😂
You beat me to the punch
A good church can lead you to the Lord; a great church can send you to meet Him.
Crusade ✝️
Oh boy, GREAT LINE!
YO THAT IS A QUOTE AND A HALF
I'll remember that one. Bravo!
With lead
I am not sure what is more terrifying, the fact that mother superior is carrying a desert eagle or the fact that she is one handing it.
Both
I'm not messing with someone one handing a desert eagle
@@muazadam983 anyone who has ever had the ... Pleasure or displeasure of firing one would agree.
And it's gold plated. So she's classy. x)
Yes.
Bruh I love how Rico is just this side character we never see again but he pulls up with a FUCKING LMG
I think he'll be back, the manga isnt even halfway down yet. Rei Hiroei just said "Screw it,Black Lagoon will be my one piece"
@@alchemistofsteel8099i stopped reading after the french spies arc. Did the author published more chapters ?
yeah, the author started publishing regularly again in 2019 which means we've gotten two new arcs @@lecafarddelinternet
@@alchemistofsteel8099 oh nice, time for me to get back at it
volume 13 is coming out this Christmas @@lecafarddelinternet
Berettas
M60
Glocc 17L
And Golden Desert Eagle 50.
*Y'all Better Not Miss Sunday Service*
Both the Beretta and the Desert Eagle are custom.
Rico: Y'all shooting? Shiiiiiiit you know I keep that thang on me
Theodore Sherman rico: your guns go *pew pew* My gun goes *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
@Luv Numba A-10 warthog sound intensifies
Lmfaooo
Rico stay strapped up 💀
Rico saw the homies crashin out and wanted in 💀
“any idiot who shows up and starts shooting at had better be prepared to go to war”
damn.
I'm agnostic, but if this was church, I'd attend every damn day.
Tbf you wouldn't have a choice. They'd hold you at gunpoint if you refused and make you drop some fat stacks as donation.
Agreed
same.
Them holy thighs will baptise my inner demons
and you better bring heft tithes every day too lolol
Everyone's gangster until the head nun pulls out the holy hand cannon 😂
She probably was an apprentice in the church of Alucard because as we know his teachings are "Bitches love Cannons" :D
The Girl with the Golden Gun
The only thing missing was The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Catholic Church now: “Can’t we just love each other.”
Catholic Church in the Middle-Ages:
As someone who lives in a catholic household this is so true 😂
Non believers
It only takes one shot from that Golden Gun to kill a man
ViceN53X it’s a 50cal Desert Eagles.
@@EM.1 And I love it
E M I think it probably has incendiary or explosive rounds too, she doesn’t have depth perception and still blew up the gas tank
@Gary the Desert Eagle it’s extremely uncommon, due to being a 50cal not in form of rifle but in form of gun: it’s extremely heavy to lift and handle/ control the weight makes the aiming very difficult (it’s widely considered a gun that has no aiming possibilities at all), after the shot the recoil makes the user to lose the aim to the target (recoil force is basically not controllable) and as well partially the control of the gun, in some cases even the grip on the gun, because the Desert Eagle is basically a 50cal machine gun reduced to a semiautomatic gun. The magazine can hold only 9 bullets due to the weight, the muzzle velocity is 1542 ft/s(.50AE) with a 220 yard of range. Just judging by the muzzle velocity, you can imagine the stress applied on the hand/wrist articulations during the recoil, the muzzle velocity is similar to the one of an average rifle.
Considering the finish of the “Old Nun” ( sorry I never remember her name) Desert Eagle the version it’s for sure a Mark XIX (Mark 19), because it’s the only version that is available with a titanium gold finish. The type of ammunition, due to the years when the anime was aired, it’s for sure a .357 Magnum, bullet the only one tat can easily pierce a vehicle and a bulletproof vest. In 2018, many years after the anime, was designed the .429DE by Magnum, specifically for the Desert Eagle, such type of cartridge features a 25% increase in velocity and 45% increase of energy over a standard 240-grain, .44 Magnum load. So yes there’s a type of ammunition that is compatible with our assumptions but, the Speer 240 grain bullet was introduced only in 2018. My guess is that Yolanda (yes I remember the name) is using a .357 Magnum cartridge.
EDIT: Sorry for the long comment
E M I could see your thought process in this comment, you wrote as you thought instead of thinking and then writing (not criticizing you, it was just interesting), but cool that was insightful
As a wiccan, i love this
Likewise
Amen
Same
I mean, i would react this way if anyone dared to dissacrate ANY place of worship, either it be a christian church, a mosque, an induist temple and so on
A person might not believe in the divine, but lord helps you if you dare disrespect religion in general in front of me, yes id' trow that degree of "f*ck off you ass*ole" shown in the video if a guy like the member of the mafia comes to a holy place in that disrespectful manner
I’m a Christian too
"Only God can forgive sinners. As devout christians, we are doing them a favor by sending them directly to Him !"
I love Rico. He's so cheerful. lol
@DaWhiteWolffie "Like a puppy🐶"
@@4Re_ With a machine gun. xD
Rico should hanging out with Rock.. those two in a karaoke bar would be great.. probably a lot of Guns N Roses but that’s okay if that the vibes they want to go or something like that…!
1:08 "Behold! The *piece* of the Lord!"
This is where the term “Christ and Combat” comes into play
Or "Amen and Attack"🤣
Fire and... most certainly DO NOT forgive
21 guns by Green Day 😊
Everyone's a badass until the one-eyed nun one-shots a car.
While one-handing a golden Desert Eagle, too.
This is why i worship the Golden Gun. May this blessed divine metal rain holy fire on all desecraters and non-believers!
How many headshots they get to get the gold camo XD
damn how long did she grind for that camo tho? the bodies gotta stacked up more than a few hundreds
I guess those thugs are not worth the Holy Hand Grenade?
Better yet “may the priest rain 105 down on any German unlucky enough to have artillery call upon them”
in Smith and Wesson's names we pray, Amen.
The clip that got me into black lagoon
Man of culture
Revy: "Any idiot who shows up and starts shooting at us...
Eda: "...Are better damn well be prepared to go to war!"
Eda: "do you hear me??"
like hell nah they cant, all they can hear is gunfire and bullets pinging off metal. and also the sound of them shitting themselves lolol
They get the message still
It's all fun and games until Sister Yolanda pulls out her Golden DE!
Everyday is Sunday with a church like this.
1:07
*"gotta spin the block in the name of jesus"*
*- a priest with a desert eagle*
And the Lord said. "Fuck around and find out."
This give a hole different meaning to don't play with the lord's house
Bible: And on the sixth day god pulled out his divine golden deagle and said “Not today bitches”
... in the name of the mortar, the (machine)gun, and the holy scope.
Dude that is fucking magnificent
Amen
So say'th our Lord, John Moses Browning.
1:23 (Ordinance flying from 2 badass nuns, a Young padre, and Sharpshooting, half cocked merc) "Let's Get out of here!!" Yeah, no shit Watson!
Sunday Service hit different in Black Lagoon
0:36 I can't get CJ da champs saying "mmmm yess sir!" out of my head
Mother Superior packing major heat! The damage her gun did will make you confess your sins faster than you can say sorry.
The fact Mother Superior has the strength( the recoil alone could break someone's arm if not handled right) to wield that gun and the amount of bodies she dropped in order to get a gold camo DE makes her truly scary
If I were possessed, I’d want these guys to perform the exorcism.
the exorcism in question is called first-degree homicide
*A THOUSAND GUNS, WITH NIGH-INFINITE BULLETS.*
M O R T I S
I feel like they'd make a convert of the demon
Churchs in Texas in a nutshell
Lightin up da block in the name of Jesus
Definitely one of my favorite scenes lmfao
The holy golden gun and it’s fellow others the infinite glocks
Welcome to Roanapur, where the Church has guns.
I’d go to church if it was like this.
Embrace the old testament!
Damn that nun is ready to spin the block in the name of Jesus
A fellow Cj Dachamp fan, I see.
This is how I’d imagine a Church in the Horizon Initiative (SCP) would be like
Fan service in other anime: *preeteen girl with huge boobs being walked in on as she changes*
Fan service in black lagoon: *nuns with guns*
It is gun porn
I like how the nun pulls out a desert eagle that fires 💥 ROUNDS!
Always have an intern on hand to grab the machine gun
no wonder this is samuel L. Jackson's favorite anime lmao
One of the best animes
Man, if Anderson (Alexander Anderson from hellsing) met the guys he be drinking with em all day long
This is why you listen to the folks who know their way around places, so you don't piss off the wrong people like the guy at the start did.
This church probably has a real-life Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
And they probably keep it under lock and key for when things get really out of hand
I fully believe this takes place in the same universe as Hellsing.
Yo, imagine Anderson in Ronapur.
“wHy DoEs ThE pRiEsT hAvE a GlOcK?!?!”
And she has the gold camo too!?
How many headshots is that?!
@@XeonDoesstuff what is happening here?
Lighting the block up in the name of Jesu - Cj DaChamp
Nuns and guns😂😂😂😂😂
Eda! I'm beginning to lose patience with you. I told you about doing this in the chapel. We'll talk later, first things first. We'll deal with these nonbelievers the same way we did in Belshamesh. I cried laughing when I heard that.
"Nuns that will spin the block in the name of Jesus" CJ da champ
The Nun With the Golden Gun.
When nuns and monks whip out pistols and heavy machineguns you know you have pissed off god in a bad way.
Everybody gangsta until the Nuns start popping.
This was one of my favorite arcs in the show for the gunfights and bounty hunters alone. So cool to see so many different kinds of bounty hunters in Roanapur, especially that Hank Hill looking one named Claude Torchweaver.
_Sunday service hitting different in Roanapur!_
1:06 😮😮😮😮
grandmother she is not joke
I don't know whats better that that the mother superior pulles out a desert eagle or the fact that the damn thing gold 😂
"Lord forgive them for they do not know I'm packing heat"
American nun in a nutshell.
She really said,"The Power of Glock compells you!"
this is what prompted me to watch black lagoon
Churches in America be like:
MURICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
This is just a normal mosque in Chechnya 😂😂 don’t mess with the imam 😂
@@ДжейкобКосточко One problem.
These people are actually hitting something.
We've seen plenty of footage over the past year and a half proving Kadyrov and his goons can't hit the broad side of a barn and just CoD LARP.
And I will strike down upon thee
With great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the Lord
When I lay my vengeance upon thee
AMEN AMEN AMENNNN
Wow. Either the nuns in the show are really badass, or Index from A Certain franchise is a huge pussy. I'll let you decide, cuz I already have.
Or you know, they're actually CIA operatives who truly control roanapur. Chang does what they tell him, he just doesn't know its the church.
@@fredsmith9714 Huh.
Bruuh Index shot down a satellite
@@HellJumper99 True, but for me, (I know it's off topic) I'd say fuck all existing religion.
Oh yes compare a child to an adult also the shows tonally are different and finally the church of violence are simply smugglers using a disguise
Ed’s busted caps in the name of Jesus.
How many buckets you want per mag?
Yes.
Huh?
Yes.
Bullets*
I have *∞* more bullets in this 15 rounds pistol mag
And here we have Revy fighting alongside the modern-day equivalent to the Adeptus Sororitas.
0:21 😂🤣 A church where they are true believers of God and the 2nd amendment
Theyre in asia you dumb fuck. The world doesnt follow america's constitution.
Just the first and second amendments 😂
Naughty priests
-Johnny Blaze
0:51 this looks like jojo phanthom blood
You shall address him as Sir Jonathan Joestar.
Dogs when someone walks past the door
the church is strapped. noted
And this is why you never jump a church😂
Yolanda's unholstering of the golden Desert Eagle shattered outmoded patterns.
And now ladies and gentlemen boys and girls and gender fluids; I anounce to you the holy shot
The nun that’ll light the block up in the name of Jesus
As a Texan, this is very accurate to how our churches operate.
That's one church Alucard would go to.
Where can I sign up for this church 👌
They would be perfect for the Adeptus Sororitas.
3 places with people NOT to mess with: Black Lagoon, local Hotel Moscov & Balalaika and the appropiately named violence church.
They had to mess with the nuns...
I'm just saying. If these were your nuns at your church, you would go everyday and listen to them.😂
Yeah.Shooting at The Rip Off Church.....Um hmm..A Very Very Big Mistake.
Sunday service different here in Roanapur
They shoot the block up in the name of the lord💀
This is too cool.
Why does the head nun have a glock? Why is it dripped in gold? And why does this scene go hard?!
It's a golden Desert Eagle
@@TeabagDeluxe Oh. Wait how tf did a nun afford that?
@@yaboigamerdouji7573 The lord with all his benevolence gifted it to her so she can rain justice on these degenerates.
@@danielbatista8760 Ain’t no way the lord packs a glock
The holy tool
This is my kind of church
Naw shootin the golden eye .50 cal with absolutely no recoil is actually insane 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😈😈😈😈
All fun and games until mother superior brings down the tools of god😂