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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • A religious zeal... for violence.

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  • @megarhombus7532
    @megarhombus7532 2 года назад +1747

    "Nuns that will spin the block in the name of Jesus"

    • @SilverByakuya
      @SilverByakuya 2 года назад +148

      Fresh off watching CJdachamp I see.

    • @sayorinya5435
      @sayorinya5435 2 года назад +66

      Ah yes, you've seen that video as well Lol

    • @GabrielMichaelDels
      @GabrielMichaelDels Год назад +89

      "Loking at these sinners, pulling up on our block. Looks like they need some communion."

    • @Arturo-gh1on
      @Arturo-gh1on Год назад +48

      @@GabrielMichaelDels SUNDAY COMMUNION BE HITTING DIFFERENT 🤣😂

    • @Only1Noodle
      @Only1Noodle Год назад +5

      You beat me to the punch

  • @juwanwilson7700
    @juwanwilson7700 2 года назад +1978

    When the head nun pulled out the golden Hand Cannon, I lost my shit.

    • @Metaphysicist
      @Metaphysicist 2 года назад +97

      ironically, the head nun would be raised as a Warlock +1000 years later.

    • @agonzalez561m6
      @agonzalez561m6 Год назад +16

      @@Metaphysicist I like what I assume is a destiny reference

    • @Metaphysicist
      @Metaphysicist Год назад +10

      @@agonzalez561m6 yes.
      Using some lore, someoen figured out that Destiny is taking place in the 3400s.

    • @Metaphysicist
      @Metaphysicist Год назад +1

      @@agonzalez561m6 yes.

    • @christophergarland7936
      @christophergarland7936 Год назад +4

      @@Metaphysicist Really? I thought all we know for certain is that it’s been ~500 years since the Collapse, and that the Golden Age went on at least long enough for Humans to achieve a tripled lifespan.

  • @BlackRoseRhamnous
    @BlackRoseRhamnous 4 года назад +2617

    "It's the Catholic Church!"
    *Guns cocked*
    "Oh no, it's the catholic church..."

    • @willthechill3992
      @willthechill3992 3 года назад +120

      Ahh i see you're a person of culture as well

    • @lethalprincess2087
      @lethalprincess2087 3 года назад +102

      "It's the Catholic church!"
      **Guns Loaded**
      "Oh hell it's judgement day....!"
      Yooo ur comment is gold😂

    • @Neoxon619
      @Neoxon619 3 года назад +18

      I understood that reference

    • @urionlimitbreaker8876
      @urionlimitbreaker8876 2 года назад +21

      TFS Hellsing Abridged.

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory 2 года назад +24

      "It suddenly smells of hypocracy..."

  • @zacharylester2865
    @zacharylester2865 2 года назад +1377

    The phrase "praise the Lord and pass the ammunition" brought to life lmfaoooo

    • @freddiebinthaplace2be634
      @freddiebinthaplace2be634 Год назад +8

      A man of culture I see

    • @antionettawolfe9933
      @antionettawolfe9933 Год назад +3

      ​@@freddiebinthaplace2be634okay

    • @clxwncrxwn
      @clxwncrxwn Месяц назад +2

      ​@antionettawolfe9933 that was actually sung by a priest during ww2, during an attack he was personally forming a line to hand down ammunition.

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 25 дней назад +1

      “Keep your rifle by your side!” -Hope County Choir

  • @kylepeterson4147
    @kylepeterson4147 4 года назад +965

    Sister Yolanda reminds me of Uncle Iroh. She prefers diplomacy and tea, but fuck around and she'll unleash the dragon!

    • @VolkovVelikan
      @VolkovVelikan 3 года назад +40

      Ah yes, Old people.

    • @houseofmatrix6174
      @houseofmatrix6174 2 года назад +15

      Great comparison

    • @halkras
      @halkras 2 года назад +12

      Same VA as hex from reboot
      Knew her voice from elderly impatience

    • @myuravity
      @myuravity 2 года назад +4

      hands down the best comment in the whole comment section.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Год назад +7

      @@VolkovVelikan the old saying about fearing the old person in a job where people die young
      of course, sometimes, it's just because they're very weasely and good at avoiding trouble, but still even that can be dangerous sometimes

  • @JAGraptor
    @JAGraptor 2 года назад +579

    I am not sure what is more terrifying, the fact that mother superior is carrying a desert eagle or the fact that she is one handing it.

    • @amterasutenma2547
      @amterasutenma2547 Год назад +39

      Both

    • @muazadam983
      @muazadam983 9 месяцев назад +34

      I'm not messing with someone one handing a desert eagle

    • @hatch450sx3
      @hatch450sx3 9 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@muazadam983 anyone who has ever had the ... Pleasure or displeasure of firing one would agree.

    • @DaWhiteWolffie
      @DaWhiteWolffie 7 месяцев назад +12

      And it's gold plated. So she's classy. x)

    • @PantyLunatic
      @PantyLunatic 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes.

  • @lunch_trey
    @lunch_trey Год назад +838

    A good church can lead you to the Lord; a great church can send you to meet Him.

  • @SirGrimLockSmithVIII
    @SirGrimLockSmithVIII 11 месяцев назад +325

    Bruh I love how Rico is just this side character we never see again but he pulls up with a FUCKING LMG

    • @alchemistofsteel8099
      @alchemistofsteel8099 10 месяцев назад +51

      I think he'll be back, the manga isnt even halfway down yet. Rei Hiroei just said "Screw it,Black Lagoon will be my one piece"

    • @lecafarddelinternet
      @lecafarddelinternet 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@alchemistofsteel8099i stopped reading after the french spies arc. Did the author published more chapters ?

    • @alchemistofsteel8099
      @alchemistofsteel8099 10 месяцев назад +22

      yeah, the author started publishing regularly again in 2019 which means we've gotten two new arcs @@lecafarddelinternet

    • @lecafarddelinternet
      @lecafarddelinternet 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@alchemistofsteel8099 oh nice, time for me to get back at it

    • @alchemistofsteel8099
      @alchemistofsteel8099 10 месяцев назад +5

      volume 13 is coming out this Christmas @@lecafarddelinternet

  • @Calamity_Chaos666
    @Calamity_Chaos666 3 года назад +393

    “any idiot who shows up and starts shooting at had better be prepared to go to war”
    damn.

  • @DRACOFURY
    @DRACOFURY 6 месяцев назад +81

    Berettas
    M60
    Glocc 17L
    And Golden Desert Eagle 50.
    *Y'all Better Not Miss Sunday Service*

  • @theodoresherman5707
    @theodoresherman5707 4 года назад +590

    Rico: Y'all shooting? Shiiiiiiit you know I keep that thang on me

    • @cloverseer9836
      @cloverseer9836 4 года назад +35

      Theodore Sherman rico: your guns go *pew pew* My gun goes *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

    • @jackmckibben9218
      @jackmckibben9218 4 года назад +10

      @Luv Numba A-10 warthog sound intensifies

    • @Karmalu
      @Karmalu 3 года назад +4

      Lmfaooo

    • @houdinicarson5382
      @houdinicarson5382 3 года назад +28

      Rico stay strapped up 💀

    • @orcastrike7750
      @orcastrike7750 2 месяца назад +11

      Rico saw the homies crashin out and wanted in 💀

  • @leviismyoppa967
    @leviismyoppa967 3 года назад +1920

    I'm agnostic, but if this was church, I'd attend every damn day.

    • @VRGUILE
      @VRGUILE 2 года назад +172

      Tbf you wouldn't have a choice. They'd hold you at gunpoint if you refused and make you drop some fat stacks as donation.

    • @8cutstrings
      @8cutstrings 2 года назад +17

      Agreed

    • @br1ght_
      @br1ght_ 2 года назад +12

      same.

    • @endersonlamar4038
      @endersonlamar4038 2 года назад +28

      Them holy thighs will baptise my inner demons

    • @rainbowdragon1872
      @rainbowdragon1872 2 года назад

      and you better bring heft tithes every day too lolol

  • @ViceN53X
    @ViceN53X 4 года назад +353

    It only takes one shot from that Golden Gun to kill a man

    • @EM.1
      @EM.1 4 года назад +10

      ViceN53X it’s a 50cal Desert Eagles.

    • @ViceN53X
      @ViceN53X 4 года назад +6

      @@EM.1 And I love it

    • @gary4014
      @gary4014 4 года назад +21

      E M I think it probably has incendiary or explosive rounds too, she doesn’t have depth perception and still blew up the gas tank

    • @EM.1
      @EM.1 4 года назад +25

      @Gary the Desert Eagle it’s extremely uncommon, due to being a 50cal not in form of rifle but in form of gun: it’s extremely heavy to lift and handle/ control the weight makes the aiming very difficult (it’s widely considered a gun that has no aiming possibilities at all), after the shot the recoil makes the user to lose the aim to the target (recoil force is basically not controllable) and as well partially the control of the gun, in some cases even the grip on the gun, because the Desert Eagle is basically a 50cal machine gun reduced to a semiautomatic gun. The magazine can hold only 9 bullets due to the weight, the muzzle velocity is 1542 ft/s(.50AE) with a 220 yard of range. Just judging by the muzzle velocity, you can imagine the stress applied on the hand/wrist articulations during the recoil, the muzzle velocity is similar to the one of an average rifle.
      Considering the finish of the “Old Nun” ( sorry I never remember her name) Desert Eagle the version it’s for sure a Mark XIX (Mark 19), because it’s the only version that is available with a titanium gold finish. The type of ammunition, due to the years when the anime was aired, it’s for sure a .357 Magnum, bullet the only one tat can easily pierce a vehicle and a bulletproof vest. In 2018, many years after the anime, was designed the .429DE by Magnum, specifically for the Desert Eagle, such type of cartridge features a 25% increase in velocity and 45% increase of energy over a standard 240-grain, .44 Magnum load. So yes there’s a type of ammunition that is compatible with our assumptions but, the Speer 240 grain bullet was introduced only in 2018. My guess is that Yolanda (yes I remember the name) is using a .357 Magnum cartridge.
      EDIT: Sorry for the long comment

    • @gary4014
      @gary4014 4 года назад +7

      E M I could see your thought process in this comment, you wrote as you thought instead of thinking and then writing (not criticizing you, it was just interesting), but cool that was insightful

  • @raptor-vq9je
    @raptor-vq9je Год назад +251

    Everyone's gangster until the head nun pulls out the holy hand cannon 😂

    • @venusflytrap2622
      @venusflytrap2622 Месяц назад +6

      She probably was an apprentice in the church of Alucard because as we know his teachings are "Bitches love Cannons" :D

  • @Bottleofwater-n5y
    @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 года назад +1049

    As a wiccan, i love this

    • @eduardomartinez545
      @eduardomartinez545 3 года назад +27

      Likewise

    • @phantomwriter2629
      @phantomwriter2629 3 года назад +24

      Amen

    • @DiegoTheRebel
      @DiegoTheRebel 3 года назад +16

      Same

    • @Bottleofwater-n5y
      @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 года назад +49

      I mean, i would react this way if anyone dared to dissacrate ANY place of worship, either it be a christian church, a mosque, an induist temple and so on
      A person might not believe in the divine, but lord helps you if you dare disrespect religion in general in front of me, yes id' trow that degree of "f*ck off you ass*ole" shown in the video if a guy like the member of the mafia comes to a holy place in that disrespectful manner

    • @americanmcgeescollins
      @americanmcgeescollins 2 года назад +6

      I’m a Christian too

  • @erengrad6950
    @erengrad6950 4 года назад +322

    This is where the term “Christ and Combat” comes into play

  • @NoelistAvenger
    @NoelistAvenger Год назад +120

    "Only God can forgive sinners. As devout christians, we are doing them a favor by sending them directly to Him !"

  • @bobdmz6437
    @bobdmz6437 Год назад +254

    Catholic Church now: “Can’t we just love each other.”
    Catholic Church in the Middle-Ages:

    • @mellosskull_
      @mellosskull_ 9 месяцев назад +4

      As someone who lives in a catholic household this is so true 😂

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 2 года назад +93

    1:08 "Behold! The *piece* of the Lord!"

  • @aaronfey5244
    @aaronfey5244 2 года назад +216

    Everyone's a badass until the one-eyed nun one-shots a car.

  • @MasterJunior93
    @MasterJunior93 2 года назад +483

    This is why i worship the Golden Gun. May this blessed divine metal rain holy fire on all desecraters and non-believers!

    • @FreddyFazbeaxx
      @FreddyFazbeaxx 2 года назад +6

      How many headshots they get to get the gold camo XD

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s Год назад +7

      damn how long did she grind for that camo tho? the bodies gotta stacked up more than a few hundreds

    • @Luis-be9mi
      @Luis-be9mi Год назад +2

      I guess those thugs are not worth the Holy Hand Grenade?

    • @arandomboot598
      @arandomboot598 Год назад +3

      Better yet “may the priest rain 105 down on any German unlucky enough to have artillery call upon them”

    • @rainbowdragon1872
      @rainbowdragon1872 9 месяцев назад

      in Smith and Wesson's names we pray, Amen.

  • @DaWhiteWolffie
    @DaWhiteWolffie 7 месяцев назад +33

    I love Rico. He's so cheerful. lol

    • @4Re_
      @4Re_ 6 месяцев назад +5

      @DaWhiteWolffie "Like a puppy🐶"

    • @DaWhiteWolffie
      @DaWhiteWolffie 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@4Re_ With a machine gun. xD

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 5 дней назад

      Rico should hanging out with Rock.. those two in a karaoke bar would be great.. probably a lot of Guns N Roses but that’s okay if that the vibes they want to go or something like that…!

  • @msquaredj9780
    @msquaredj9780 4 года назад +125

    The clip that got me into black lagoon

    • @lly_09
      @lly_09 4 года назад +11

      Man of culture

  • @fransuke12
    @fransuke12 3 года назад +94

    It's all fun and games until Sister Yolanda pulls out her Golden DE!

  • @phantomaqworlds
    @phantomaqworlds 2 года назад +42

    And the Lord said. "Fuck around and find out."

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 Год назад +90

    Revy: "Any idiot who shows up and starts shooting at us...
    Eda: "...Are better damn well be prepared to go to war!"

  • @rainbowdragon1872
    @rainbowdragon1872 2 года назад +94

    Eda: "do you hear me??"
    like hell nah they cant, all they can hear is gunfire and bullets pinging off metal. and also the sound of them shitting themselves lolol

  • @Wavemaninawe
    @Wavemaninawe Год назад +26

    ... in the name of the mortar, the (machine)gun, and the holy scope.

  • @imsomewhatcertain1024
    @imsomewhatcertain1024 Год назад +114

    If I were possessed, I’d want these guys to perform the exorcism.

  • @kikisintong6339
    @kikisintong6339 2 года назад +39

    Everyday is Sunday with a church like this.

  • @360sammyinplacestaywavy2
    @360sammyinplacestaywavy2 2 года назад +42

    This give a hole different meaning to don't play with the lord's house

  • @muhammadnursyahmi9440
    @muhammadnursyahmi9440 3 года назад +76

    Churchs in Texas in a nutshell

  • @theodoretekkers
    @theodoretekkers Год назад +22

    Mother Superior packing major heat! The damage her gun did will make you confess your sins faster than you can say sorry.

    • @sabrinawallette2085
      @sabrinawallette2085 Год назад +9

      The fact Mother Superior has the strength( the recoil alone could break someone's arm if not handled right) to wield that gun and the amount of bodies she dropped in order to get a gold camo DE makes her truly scary

  • @borissofunny
    @borissofunny Год назад +14

    1:07
    *"gotta spin the block in the name of jesus"*
    *- a priest with a desert eagle*

  • @Saicofake
    @Saicofake 2 года назад +55

    I’d go to church if it was like this.

  • @FrostReave
    @FrostReave 2 года назад +97

    Bible: And on the sixth day god pulled out his divine golden deagle and said “Not today bitches”

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 Месяц назад +2

    This is why you listen to the folks who know their way around places, so you don't piss off the wrong people like the guy at the start did.

  • @juniourdaquan
    @juniourdaquan Год назад +12

    Sunday Service hit different in Black Lagoon

  • @ohdatsjadaa
    @ohdatsjadaa 2 года назад +22

    Damn that nun is ready to spin the block in the name of Jesus

    • @Neoxon619
      @Neoxon619 Год назад +7

      A fellow Cj Dachamp fan, I see.

  • @jaygamin6236
    @jaygamin6236 2 года назад +38

    The holy golden gun and it’s fellow others the infinite glocks

  • @keybladeciel3716
    @keybladeciel3716 Год назад +17

    Welcome to Roanapur, where the Church has guns.

  • @itrustsora
    @itrustsora 2 года назад +67

    Definitely one of my favorite scenes lmfao

  • @briyte7235
    @briyte7235 2 года назад +18

    Lightin up da block in the name of Jesus

  • @okiban1
    @okiban1 2 года назад +18

    1:23 (Ordinance flying from 2 badass nuns, a Young padre, and Sharpshooting, half cocked merc) "Let's Get out of here!!" Yeah, no shit Watson!

  • @masonmckenzie7635
    @masonmckenzie7635 3 года назад +37

    Always have an intern on hand to grab the machine gun

  • @50kekk
    @50kekk Год назад +13

    no wonder this is samuel L. Jackson's favorite anime lmao

  • @kevindoku1375
    @kevindoku1375 Год назад +8

    0:36 I can't get CJ da champs saying "mmmm yess sir!" out of my head

  • @WolfDragon-iz7wq
    @WolfDragon-iz7wq 2 года назад +45

    This is how I’d imagine a Church in the Horizon Initiative (SCP) would be like

  • @nathanseper8738
    @nathanseper8738 Год назад +8

    This church probably has a real-life Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

  • @James11111
    @James11111 Год назад +16

    I fully believe this takes place in the same universe as Hellsing.

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Месяц назад

      Yo, imagine Anderson in Ronapur.

  • @jarrettowens6073
    @jarrettowens6073 Год назад +7

    I like how the nun pulls out a desert eagle that fires 💥 ROUNDS!

  • @ceetuu_
    @ceetuu_ Год назад +12

    “wHy DoEs ThE pRiEsT hAvE a GlOcK?!?!”

    • @rc8376
      @rc8376 Год назад +1

      And she has the gold camo too!?

    • @XeonDoesstuff
      @XeonDoesstuff Год назад

      How many headshots is that?!

    • @rc8376
      @rc8376 Год назад

      @@XeonDoesstuff what is happening here?

  • @Snazzyena
    @Snazzyena Год назад +28

    Churches in America be like:

    • @swagmaster699
      @swagmaster699 Год назад +2

      MURICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

    • @ДжейкобКосточко
      @ДжейкобКосточко Год назад +1

      This is just a normal mosque in Chechnya 😂😂 don’t mess with the imam 😂

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 10 месяцев назад

      @@ДжейкобКосточко One problem.
      These people are actually hitting something.
      We've seen plenty of footage over the past year and a half proving Kadyrov and his goons can't hit the broad side of a barn and just CoD LARP.

  • @JAGraptor
    @JAGraptor 2 года назад +7

    The Nun With the Golden Gun.

  • @Fire_McKing
    @Fire_McKing Год назад +12

    One of the best animes

  • @phoenixedits8960
    @phoenixedits8960 2 года назад +22

    Nuns and guns😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WeedShaggy
    @WeedShaggy Год назад +5

    1:07 when you unlocked your gold skin for the M1911

  • @xDafoolx
    @xDafoolx Год назад +16

    Eda! I'm beginning to lose patience with you. I told you about doing this in the chapel. We'll talk later, first things first. We'll deal with these nonbelievers the same way we did in Belshamesh. I cried laughing when I heard that.

  • @muazadam983
    @muazadam983 9 месяцев назад +4

    "Nuns that will spin the block in the name of Jesus" CJ da champ

  • @smtrondell1307
    @smtrondell1307 Год назад +3

    Lighting the block up in the name of Jesu - Cj DaChamp

  • @kamenrangerzeo8251
    @kamenrangerzeo8251 8 месяцев назад +12

    0:21 😂🤣 A church where they are true believers of God and the 2nd amendment

  • @hailtothevic
    @hailtothevic Месяц назад +2

    She really said,"The Power of Glock compells you!"

  • @eshaanreza832
    @eshaanreza832 10 месяцев назад +7

    As a Texan, this is very accurate to how our churches operate.

  • @rooknook5379
    @rooknook5379 2 года назад +12

    Man, if Anderson (Alexander Anderson from hellsing) met the guys he be drinking with em all day long

  • @hazmatgamer
    @hazmatgamer 2 года назад +15

    American​ nun in a nutshell.

  • @TheMightyKite
    @TheMightyKite Год назад +4

    Ed’s busted caps in the name of Jesus.

  • @StapledArsonist
    @StapledArsonist Год назад +3

    this is what prompted me to watch black lagoon

  • @christianpasia3548
    @christianpasia3548 Год назад +6

    Everybody gangsta until the Nuns start popping.

  • @alchemist0019
    @alchemist0019 Год назад +7

    Fan service in other anime: *preeteen girl with huge boobs being walked in on as she changes*
    Fan service in black lagoon: *nuns with guns*

    • @codysonic1
      @codysonic1 11 месяцев назад +1

      It is gun porn

  • @99thJediWarrior
    @99thJediWarrior 8 месяцев назад +2

    This was one of my favorite arcs in the show for the gunfights and bounty hunters alone. So cool to see so many different kinds of bounty hunters in Roanapur, especially that Hank Hill looking one named Claude Torchweaver.

  • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
    @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 5 месяцев назад +2

    They would be perfect for the Adeptus Sororitas.

  • @Coolmusicplaylist
    @Coolmusicplaylist 7 месяцев назад +2

    This scene hell this whole show is better dubbed.

  • @nathanaponte2986
    @nathanaponte2986 3 года назад +25

    Wow. Either the nuns in the show are really badass, or Index from A Certain franchise is a huge pussy. I'll let you decide, cuz I already have.

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 3 года назад +1

      Or you know, they're actually CIA operatives who truly control roanapur. Chang does what they tell him, he just doesn't know its the church.

    • @nathanaponte2986
      @nathanaponte2986 3 года назад

      @@fredsmith9714 Huh.

    • @helljumper6969
      @helljumper6969 2 года назад +1

      Bruuh Index shot down a satellite

    • @nathanaponte2986
      @nathanaponte2986 2 года назад

      @@helljumper6969 True, but for me, (I know it's off topic) I'd say fuck all existing religion.

    • @Quintega
      @Quintega 2 года назад +1

      Oh yes compare a child to an adult also the shows tonally are different and finally the church of violence are simply smugglers using a disguise

  • @DaDualityofMan
    @DaDualityofMan Год назад +2

    And I will strike down upon thee
    With great vengeance and furious anger
    Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
    And you will know my name is the Lord
    When I lay my vengeance upon thee

  • @user-nh7vw8hj9x
    @user-nh7vw8hj9x 8 месяцев назад +1

    And this is why you never jump a church😂

  • @tykamen5588
    @tykamen5588 Год назад +2

    This is my kind of church

  • @ghostz_charles8898
    @ghostz_charles8898 3 года назад +10

    AMEN AMEN AMENNNN

  • @k.j.2503
    @k.j.2503 Год назад +4

    The nun that’ll light the block up in the name of Jesus

  • @whos_kris816
    @whos_kris816 2 года назад +4

    They shoot the block up in the name of the lord💀

  • @Snooopy28
    @Snooopy28 Месяц назад +1

    i was absolutely sure the head nun was also strapped... but i didnt expect a golden deagleXD

  • @mke_lil8pe395
    @mke_lil8pe395 4 года назад +13

    the church is strapped. noted

  • @DeadPollo
    @DeadPollo 14 дней назад

    "i am the way and the light, except occasionally the light is muzzle flash" (Gun Jesus)

  • @corbinsmith6025
    @corbinsmith6025 Год назад +2

    The holy hand gun of Antioch

  • @BoletusDeluxe
    @BoletusDeluxe 25 дней назад +1

    Dogs when someone walks past the door

  • @Calamity_Chaos666
    @Calamity_Chaos666 4 года назад +8

    Naughty priests
    -Johnny Blaze

  • @Shotgunner_K
    @Shotgunner_K 5 месяцев назад +1

    We’ll deal with these non-believers.

  • @thespian-ore9488
    @thespian-ore9488 Год назад +2

    Th3y spinning the block in the name of the heavenly father

  • @Unknowledgeable1
    @Unknowledgeable1 6 месяцев назад +1

    If you liked this, read a book called "God's bankers". Its about the Vatican

  • @theorichalcumspider7755
    @theorichalcumspider7755 2 месяца назад +1

    That's one church Alucard would go to.

  • @thatelephant
    @thatelephant Год назад +5

    Where can I sign up for this church 👌

  • @Lily-gz3ip
    @Lily-gz3ip 3 года назад +19

    0:51 this looks like jojo phanthom blood

  • @sirbadass1234
    @sirbadass1234 Год назад +2

    Average Sunday in America

  • @motivation4u197
    @motivation4u197 9 месяцев назад +2

    This church was spinning the block in the name of Jesus 😭

  • @achear5737
    @achear5737 Год назад +3

    "Pray n Spray"

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek Месяц назад

    "Pop pop, watching heathens drop"

  • @miguelmangalus5539
    @miguelmangalus5539 Год назад +8

    And now ladies and gentlemen boys and girls and gender fluids; I anounce to you the holy shot

  • @s0m3one420
    @s0m3one420 День назад

    How many buckets you want per mag?
    Yes.
    Huh?
    Yes.

  • @jaheimjackson1066
    @jaheimjackson1066 Год назад +3

    Talking about spreading the gospel

  • @MrDibara
    @MrDibara 4 дня назад

    _Sunday service hitting different in Roanapur!_

  • @Guardmn
    @Guardmn 4 года назад +17

    Yeah.Shooting at The Rip Off Church.....Um hmm..A Very Very Big Mistake.