TikTok's WORST Tech Bro Is Still Creepy | Hasanabi Reacts to Jarvis Johnson ft. I did a thing
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- Опубликовано: 10 июл 2023
- Hasan and I did a thing watch the update to this absolutely unhinged Social Engineer TikToker who seems unhealthily obsessed with his insecurities!
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About Hasan:
Hasan Piker is Political Commentator turned Twitch Streamer (#13) known for his Turkish heritage and leftist takes, often speaking on topics like Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, and Marxism (and occasionally 9/11). He loves reacting to political news, and occasionally goes on IRL adventures with his friends. He likes to react to popular media content with his audience as well, such as Jubilee, JCS (Jim Can't Swim), Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, True Crime, trending Twitter posts or TikToks, and other creative videos. 
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This Australian Invasion arc has been great content
my favorite commies visiting Hasan
the dynamic between them and hasan is crazy good
Genuinely hope that they eventually try to make a podcast or something once the aussies leave!
Tall bois!
@@kikiatmosudirdjo5453I genuinely hope they don't leave
Whoever in the chat i randomly saw asking "why are we watching this unfunny guy's video" can catch these hands
I wish the Aussies could stay with Hasan forever 😭
same but having your own place must be nice after a while.
They fill in for the jokes hasan misses cause he is constantly distracted and also work as back up reactors for the same issue.
@@Megirly-kq9whand they’re both equally as informed on leftist politics and both hilarious af
True. I also wish China and USA could combine into one country
I think Hasan agrees 🤭🤭🤭
It’s wild that despite all this effort, it still never clicked that women are just more likely to respond if it seems like you’ve READ their profile instead of just blindly swiping at anything that vaguely falls into your sexual preferences.
NAIL ON THE HEAD
The problem is most women don't put anything in their bio that opens the door for conversation...
@@loveableheathen7441Could say the same things about most people on dating apps
I never responded to a "hi how are u" ever in my life.
Also gotta keep in mind that most guys have to send out a lot of messages before they get a response and it can be discouraging to spend time personalizing several well-thought out messages only to be ignored. Be a little more considerate girls...
If Hasan gets a cat
Chat will be completely covered up😂
It’d be like the subway surfers meme
Chat is annoying enough as it is with Kaya. And that’s considering Hasan is already a massive stage/tiger mom with her.
inshallah
@@JohnIsMoreThanUwere you sleeping when you typed this
33:23 i was listening to this in the background while my wife and i are working from home and when homie said "cuttlefish are dope" we LOST OUR SHIT. for context cuttlefish are my favorite fish because i had a religious experience at the aquarium on our anniversary date and i was high af and had a convo with a cuttlefish. cuttlefish best fish 11/10
I've never seen Alex be so serious lmao
I was so scared this video was about Jarvis and I was gonna cry if he's problematic now
I will never recover if Jarvis is outed as a creep😭
Honestly no youtuber is safe everyone can be a total creep in private
I stopped idolizing them, we don't know them we only know what they decide to put out there
@@atherisGAYanyone can be a creep because we are humans. But yes don't idolize anyone we are all imperfect
Why? He hasn't shown any signs of being a bad person. Sounds like maybe you need to take a break or something. Like do something for yourself if you're that scared or intertwined with these people.
I know it's hard but it's better to assume to best of people until they prove otherwise.
@@FukaiKokoro Why so triggered?
So I guess 22 is sitting in my parents yard with a joint watching these dudes take a fish quiz
better than my 22 lmao
This is life now
28 is hurting my back while laying in bed watching the Japan streams with a stomach flu
How deeply relatable
👁👄👁🎣⁉️
The near instant replay on the Barramundi question was iconic
can Alex please move in permanently so that we get daily Alex and Kaya content
Imagine trusting a bunch of 5 star reviews on an app that specializes in making ai comments.
as a new orleanian, hasan NAILED everything about it. i wholeheartedly refuse to go to bourbon, it’s such a bad experience (just crowded and gross and expensive and exclusively tourists) and all locals agree. only reason to go near there is for the gay bars but other than that i promise there’s wayyy better places elsewhere, new orleans is the home of small bars and music venues and great courtyards to drink and smoke and hang out in
It's like asking someone born and raised in Vegas if they want to hang out on the strip all the tjme...... but with a stronger scent of urine than vegas.
The thumbnail made it sound like jarvis was the creepy tech bro
As it turns out, he's just a tech bro talking about a creepy tech bro
@@plague8163 You're right. I've watched many of his videos of when he was a software engineer a few years ago and he inspired me to change careers and pursue a career in the tech field. I was actually really sad when he decided to do content creation full time, but I am happy he is pursuing his dreams
I'm addicted to hassan right now b/c all the red hats make me go nuts need some logic
Too true lmao
hasan with one s
@@CharlieKell Wasssssssaaaaaaaan!
@@lnkrishnan wasan
@@CharlieKell Dude, I lost.
Lol I got so excited when he brought up oarfish and peacock mantis shrimp 😂
Immaculate taste.
I like coelacanth and groupers. Also, sea bunnies and sea butterflies.
as a new orleanian myself, i’m glad hasan understands the city lowkey sucks and burbon street is a neon lit shit gutter.
Ididathings knowledge on fish is lowkey impressive af. Would.
I did a thing is the fucking man. these two being friends is cool af
i thought jarvis was meant to be the creepy tech bro for a moment there
Imagine getting out rizzed by a robot. “I used the rizz app on a girl now she only wants to text the robot”
Aussie here and I did a thing is right, that fish did not look like a Barramundi... B)
I just watched this on stream and it was so hilarious I had to see it again lol
They went to hang out with Michael Reeves after... I Did A Thing and Michael Reeves being in same vicinity of eachother can only spell doom for the world. Imagine the unhinged contraptions that they could make together lmao.
Is the AI he's referring to "automated incel"?
No, it's alienated incel.
I'm glad I'm not the only one with fish autism lmao
"lol HassL you don't know how to talk to women, negative rizz"
Uh bro, hey.... you're literally a TWITCH CHATTER 😂
It's the literal definition of irony. It should be illegal to tell someone they have negative rizz if you're a Twitch chatter, and especially so if you're in Hasan's Twitch chat.
Holy shit I forgot Hasan was there till 5 minutes in. Fucking startled me
I’m born and bred in the NT, Australia and that is definitely not a barramundi 😂
Anyone who's played ungodly hours of FFXV's fishing minigame knows that's _not_ a barramundi and Alex is right.
loved the pivot to fish quizzes ❤
Once you make an Excel spreadsheet of comments it's just the most over for you.
Alex is right about the Whiting.. Idk what's wrong with that one in the photo, they don't usually look like that when you catch them.
Hasan this close 👌🏻 to telling the gaming frogs to jump off a cliff in Minecraft
This is easily top 5 stunlocks
These cold opens are giving me flashbacks I do not wish to remember
Alex is so cute!
Did not expect the fish trivia segment
I feel like if you don't have enough rizz to create an interesting opener on a dating app, even if you use the ai app what are you gonna do when you actually go on a date? This is just kicking the can down the road.
loved the fish quiz!
I'm a gaming frog, but the time difference to portugaal means he starts gaming at my 3am lmao
Oh man I can't wait to see what the opener was about
It’s so bad, makes it seem like Hasan just gets through off his looks 😂
22:34 her paw on his arm is so cute! 🥰
I like how several States are just catching major strays in this
Can confirm. I've been to New Orleans about 3 times and Bourbon street is only tolerable when you have a few drinks in you. You will notice how disgusting it is if you are sober.
1980s: the future will have jet packs and flying cars
2023: ai powered Romeo-dialing, take it or leave it
My fave fish is a red-lipped batfish because it looks like Mok and the judge from the animated sequence in The Wall.
Nothing says you are mentally well then keeping all mean comments you get then 2 years later messaging them.
2 years! That’s obsessive.
This has to be the longest time his chair reacted to the video
This guy is the ultimate stemlord
great choice ending with some famous last words: we’re gonna go and hang out with michael reeves
10:45 hey human baby, you’re from LA? sounds like you’re a big fan of tinseltown. how bout a date on top of the hollywood sign? ;D
It's a red flag if someone thinks dolphins are fish
RIzz: The lost episode of "Nathan for You"
you did alex dirty with that thumbnail 😭😭😭
Really though this guy is a crazy person. Saving comments from over two years ago is gross that needs to be looked into.people who are mentally sane don't act that way.
im gonna miss alex so much
Fish facts on par with Brennan’s bird facts.
@@russellfisher1303 fr
here for the fish content
As someone from Denver that's like someone saying "hey baby imma take you out to Colfax" 🤮
Love when the Aussies are here
Yo the NOLA thing is facts, anyone that invites you to Burbon street (not during Mardi Gras) DO NOT GO. But we know how to party yaya!
i was so convinced that 100 percent that was not a barra
Talks about favorite fish, says a mammal
11:00 It'd be like inviting a Vagas local to The Strip or Fremont Street. It's cool, like once. If you live here, you don't go there unless you have to.
Omg Kaya jumping up desperately wanting to play 🥹
The tension between these two 😭
12:50 indiana dodging bullets here
BRO I UNPAUSED AND HASAN EXPOSED US NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
33:00 This boy said 10000 years!!! Brooo I’m extinct 💀
As a Lake Erie girl I appreciate the fresh water fish guessing 🥹😅
He gives major Martin Shkreli vibes
Australia has walleye too, they just call them Zander
I am begging someone close to Hasan to tell him wen he says off, to treat the dog when she gets off. Even just saying "good girl" please please please
the beginning of the video is the guy watching the chatgpt episode of south park and thinking what the boys were doing was a good thing. wtf is the “rizz” app??? lmfao
This might be I did a thing's most embarrassing moment of all time! Anyway, I hope you enjoy the video :)
thanks for the edit bro appreciate
It wasn't a barra though
@@OneCSeven why would they not edit out the minutes of an empty chair just showing the video to nobody
can confirm im one of the 12 gaming frogs
I cannot believe Alex is an oarfish head he could so rizz me up
Gaming Frog here 😭
11:00 Exactly, Bourbon Street is legit how Hasan says it. Not even us natives really go there.
15:50 Take him to Rizzon
You can saw dolphins in Bosporus/Istanbul if you are lucky enough. I saw maybe 5 times at least. Living in the city since I born 😂
That was not a barramundi!
Barramundi born on a Sunday.
I think I need this app to send stupid lines to my friends, but that would support that guy...
The witchtok finally won in the end 😂
This reminds me of Coby Person
I mean all you have to do is take a boat down to the Gibraltar straight. And you'll probably get attacked by some orcas.
42:10 has me dying
i see the water bottle guy on tik tok all the time, he’s actually funny
WHAT THE FUCK FT. AUSSIE FOR LITERALLY 15 SECONDS!? I NEED 5HRS OF Aussie
The Coelacanth was thought to have been extinct for 66 million years, not ten thousand. And this guy claims to know fish?
This guy looks like a 60% completed Austin
I will definitely want a conversation about oarfish. And sad to say can identify a lot of fish if you show me one.
Hey you might wanna make the thumbnail again, makes it look like I Did a Thing is a psycho lol.
Wow, what a sociopath...
I'm so here for the Kaya.... and the Aussies
Shit, I lied. It's all Hasan.
Australia has their own species of walleye called Zander, I'm surprised he didn't get that. He was, however, VERY correct that that is NOT a picture of a barramundi.
Bro is this the son, of Don Lapre?
Kaya is so big it's adorable
15:42 Jarvis will be ok he is a tech bro too .
What brand of bars is hasan always eating?
Shitty he took the username social engineer and then is doing this stuff when social engineering is a practice in cyber security firms