Ask Steve: KING KONG AIN’T GOT NOTHING ON ME! || STEVE HARVEY

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 877

  • @johnny71424
    @johnny71424 7 лет назад +2303

    Steve is so brutally honest but sometimes that is what we need to hear.

    • @Siobhan90sBaby
      @Siobhan90sBaby 6 лет назад +29

      johnny71424 “YOU AINT GON MAKE
      IT” 😩🤣

    • @deletevil
      @deletevil 4 года назад +3

      "It is what it is" - Joris Bonson

    • @ArcticTriumph
      @ArcticTriumph Год назад

      ​@@deletevil you know who Zeshan Sajid is?

  • @moonlight-lz9qt
    @moonlight-lz9qt 8 лет назад +3313

    She is too sweet for a police officer lol

    • @kendrickford4500
      @kendrickford4500 7 лет назад +98

      Aicha S nah I bet she has a crazy side to her lol

    • @ismaelsuarez326
      @ismaelsuarez326 6 лет назад +34

      I agree,she too sweet and soft, she's cute

    • @ida91581890
      @ida91581890 6 лет назад +49

      Don't worry the society will shape her

    • @serenacain2162
      @serenacain2162 5 лет назад +13

      Ikr. She should just work in the office

    • @lopez12345ml
      @lopez12345ml 5 лет назад +8

      Aicha S I wouldn’t trust her with a gun

  • @knxcholx
    @knxcholx 8 лет назад +970

    Steve cracks me up! "Stop! You still running! Put yo gun down!!" 😂😂🙌🏻

  • @cheyenneanais
    @cheyenneanais 8 лет назад +578

    loooool "Stop it! you still running, put yo gun down" loool I am weak

  • @leaabi8
    @leaabi8 8 лет назад +1803

    i think when she would be in a real situation, she will say it with no problem.

    • @humulhaire6299
      @humulhaire6299 8 лет назад +66

      +Joseph Israel Di rossi this is so sexist

    • @italianrere
      @italianrere 8 лет назад +43

      +Humi Rasheed that's why he's a trump supporter

    • @leltrip2803
      @leltrip2803 8 лет назад +3

      +윤미래 tru

    • @ldt6720
      @ldt6720 6 лет назад +1

      Look at the profile picture of the person sending this... female.

    • @murrmurrmurr4491
      @murrmurrmurr4491 6 лет назад +1

      I have 1000℅ faith in her just like you do. lol

  • @jetmistress8301
    @jetmistress8301 8 лет назад +1425

    And she chose the Chicago PD?!? Damnnnnn lmao

    • @PlatinumPAT
      @PlatinumPAT 6 лет назад +36

      hell nah choose another line of work she to cute

    • @courtgizzle
      @courtgizzle 6 лет назад +9

      Jet Mistress at least it’s not NYPD

    • @Max_ellis74
      @Max_ellis74 5 лет назад +2

      Baltimore would be really bad. She’s adorable

    • @serenacain2162
      @serenacain2162 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr. Dem ppl rough!

    • @galencray3257
      @galencray3257 5 лет назад +2

      She didn’t choose Chicago PD, she is training at the academy in Chicago. Once she is trained, she can be a police almost anywhere

  • @tipsyjoey7304
    @tipsyjoey7304 6 лет назад +124

    I was dead at “police get your punk ass on the ground” 😂😂😂

    • @imPrettygirlkp
      @imPrettygirlkp 2 года назад +4

      Rightttttt Exactly lol lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brodiegirl95
    @brodiegirl95 7 лет назад +3118

    The only streets gonna take her seriously is Sesame Street.

    • @tadiwanashechigowe9029
      @tadiwanashechigowe9029 6 лет назад +47

      Mariah Brodie 😂😂😂😭😭😭 underrated comment

    • @JesusGonzalez-mj5fn
      @JesusGonzalez-mj5fn 6 лет назад +19

      Lmao 😂

    • @samika8103
      @samika8103 6 лет назад +5

      Dwllllll right

    • @DeAngelo77
      @DeAngelo77 6 лет назад +49

      Na, even Big Bird ain’t intimidated by her. He’s going to keep selling heroin to Elmo and Oscar as always.

    • @deaven3
      @deaven3 5 лет назад +5

      LMAO 😂 🤣🤣 😂🤣 🤣

  • @marshae88
    @marshae88 8 лет назад +721

    Omg I'm so embarrassed!!!!!! 😣

    • @RoyalMasterpiece
      @RoyalMasterpiece 8 лет назад +115

      +Marsha Esparza Is that you? You seem like a very smart woman. I appreciate your desire to serve on the Police force. It takes real guts to be a cop nowadays. You'll do fine. You just have to learn some attitude and confidence for real life situations. I'm sure that will come with training and time. God's blessing's to you.

    • @Specialeena
      @Specialeena 8 лет назад +56

      +Marsha Esparza It'll grow on you, don't worry. There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

    • @marshae88
      @marshae88 8 лет назад +51

      +RoyalMasterpiece Thank you so much.

    • @Mzbarbie70
      @Mzbarbie70 8 лет назад +40

      You are so pretty. Don't feel embarrassed, I hope all goes well for you.

    • @marshae88
      @marshae88 8 лет назад +32

      +Tasha. Aww thank you so much so sweet

  • @florarosario5888
    @florarosario5888 6 лет назад +122

    I can't get enough of these videos. Steve is too funny. He always makes my day. When you having a bad day just put some Steve Harvey on. 😉😊

  • @BriscoeMason
    @BriscoeMason 2 года назад +66

    As a fellow Officer, I can assure you, training will shape her. A few serious calls and the second she has to challenge someone at gunpoint she will tighten up. Congrats love!

  • @JamesLard32
    @JamesLard32 3 года назад +19

    The innocence in her tone is sweet.
    She'd be better as a dispatcher tbh because she has that empathy in her tone that dispatchers need

  • @erikaharrison4558
    @erikaharrison4558 8 лет назад +366

    No sweetie. She applied in Chicago of all places...ah naw!!!

  • @innabalykina308
    @innabalykina308 8 лет назад +810

    Wow, this nice lady has really chosen a wrong line of work lol.... :-))

    • @retromillenium
      @retromillenium 7 лет назад +41

      She definitely chose the wrong city for her demeanor that's for sure. I hope she never has to face anything serious.

    • @priyamanobal
      @priyamanobal 6 лет назад +5

      retromillenium 2000 I’m sure if she was really in a situation where she needed to say it she wouldn’t even hesitate to do it. It’s not like she would just sit there and watch people get killed.

    • @mikejeezy06
      @mikejeezy06 5 лет назад

      Definitely chose the wrong career

    • @mylifemychoice8215
      @mylifemychoice8215 5 лет назад +7

      You can never judge a book by its cover, bro im telling you the least expected will always be the most appreciated, and also no one can stop someone who has faith and determination on his or her career, yet i see she is cute for the job, for it will change her someday.

    • @ava_adamsg
      @ava_adamsg 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe she loves this line of work! She’s working hard for it. She wants to help people! It’s a right career if she wants it!

  • @coolmoe3289
    @coolmoe3289 8 лет назад +286

    "FREEZE PLL-EASE!" She ain't gone make it in chi town.. LLS!

  • @edline401
    @edline401 7 лет назад +181

    I thought she was saying please too. And I was like I didn't think they say please lol

    • @queenrania3497
      @queenrania3497 5 лет назад +5

      Imagine 😂😂😂 like if you don’t want to that’s fine but I said please 😂😂😂

  • @GkMonk
    @GkMonk 5 лет назад +27

    Steave is always so honest - it looks brutal but maaan! Noone mind his words, it all look so hilarious. 😂

  • @trulyjeannette
    @trulyjeannette 8 лет назад +184

    She seems like a lovely person. For the area that she's interested in, she must be more assertive, confident and secure in capabilities. Or find where she can use her law enforcement expertise like a college, university or something.

  • @littlechocchip
    @littlechocchip 5 лет назад +35

    "Don't you shoot no more people" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anniemarie8577
    @anniemarie8577 2 года назад +25

    I have never laughed this much 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Steve please don't kill me before my time.

    • @coreyklaustermeier5692
      @coreyklaustermeier5692 2 года назад

      I think she’d do better if she actually yelled it. She’s talking like her 3 year old just took her phone lol

  • @user-zc4wc5zt7v
    @user-zc4wc5zt7v 6 лет назад +146

    She sound like the kinda cop who a criminal would tell he stole food to feed his family and she'd secretly let him/her go. Lmao

  • @onikamaya
    @onikamaya 7 лет назад +63

    She sounds like she said "freeze please"

  • @آرثر-م7ج
    @آرثر-م7ج 4 года назад +10

    I love this guy. He makes me laugh every time I watch him. Live long Steve. Greetings from Saudi Arabia.

  • @shaynec3517
    @shaynec3517 8 лет назад +397

    She definitely needs a desk assignment. She isn't even tough enough to write parking tickets.

    • @mikenelson8377
      @mikenelson8377 7 лет назад +17

      She wouldn't even make it as parking enforcement

    • @ratlakmin
      @ratlakmin 5 лет назад +4

      Not even a security guard.

  • @JosephAliDeeb
    @JosephAliDeeb 6 лет назад +54

    She needs to watch training day

  • @putus18
    @putus18 5 лет назад +32

    I don’t think I’ve laughed harder at any of Steve’s videos. 😂😂😂

  • @cjoe1950
    @cjoe1950 7 лет назад +23

    She should be a comedic cop. Crooks will laugh till they surrender.

  • @animezingamejojoradio
    @animezingamejojoradio 4 месяца назад +1

    3:39 Steve just stole Denzel's iconic quotes 😂

  • @Nndggdcgc
    @Nndggdcgc 5 лет назад +4

    The way he says “Chicago?!?!” Always cracks me up xD

  • @mariaqamata7346
    @mariaqamata7346 6 лет назад +6

    gosh!! i love steve... he gets me all the time

  • @soleiux
    @soleiux 8 лет назад +104

    Is Paul Blart gonna be her partner? 🙄

    • @brodiegirl95
      @brodiegirl95 7 лет назад +18

      soleiux no... he at least stopped two robberies. He's out of her league.

    • @unknowing203
      @unknowing203 6 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @Foxy-ve1oh
      @Foxy-ve1oh 5 лет назад

      soleiux yesssssss!

  • @ellejae1821
    @ellejae1821 3 года назад +3

    No way, shes the sweetest policewoman eeeevvvaaahhhhh.

  • @thedarci1368
    @thedarci1368 8 лет назад +42

    How 'bout 'FREEZE PUNK":)))))

  • @oseijunior2613
    @oseijunior2613 7 лет назад +45

    I wouldn't mind getting stopped by Her😍😍

  • @benmayberry4033
    @benmayberry4033 5 лет назад +9

    Love how they didn’t get the censor in time at 1:35 😂

  • @andrewr.2114
    @andrewr.2114 2 года назад +1

    POLICE GET YOU PUNK ASS ON THE GROUND!!!. Gets me every time😆😆😆😆😆

  • @iMolikaMenThlang
    @iMolikaMenThlang 2 года назад +2

    Chileeeee somebody come get Elmo’s auntie. 😂

  • @edgertsenzon8128
    @edgertsenzon8128 8 лет назад +17

    Damn, Steve had me ROTFL

  • @magiwilliams9512
    @magiwilliams9512 6 лет назад +1

    She's so sweet!!!! ❤.... I love her!

  • @cobosnoop7243
    @cobosnoop7243 3 года назад +1

    The way she is innocent 🥰

  • @Imthesaviour
    @Imthesaviour 2 года назад +2

    3:00 That was dope🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I got chest pain laughing… Steve 👌👌👌

  • @JoyFoolActs2035
    @JoyFoolActs2035 3 года назад +24

    I'm laughing so hard cause I said "she ain't gonna make it." And right after I said that Steve said "you ain't gonna make it. "
    Great minds think alike.

  • @SheniceSays214
    @SheniceSays214 8 лет назад +103

    She ain't gonna make it.

  • @mtopanga8292
    @mtopanga8292 4 года назад +4

    Steve is genius he will roast and you won't notice.

  • @kennettabradford6566
    @kennettabradford6566 2 года назад +2

    Stop running put your gun down. I'm crying laughing steve is Hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @oentrepreneur
    @oentrepreneur 2 месяца назад +1

    "King Kong ain't got nothing on me!"😂

  • @oneproudpeacock6901
    @oneproudpeacock6901 4 года назад +1

    Everybody NOT gangsta until she shows up! 😂😂😂

  • @juliemelanson9645
    @juliemelanson9645 4 года назад +14

    I’ve watched this one atleast five time’s and this still kills me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gurpreetrayat9210
    @gurpreetrayat9210 4 года назад +5

    This never gets old!

  • @JoseSoto-hk6fi
    @JoseSoto-hk6fi 5 лет назад +10

    I think I've never laughed as much as I do now, watching this video. simply, funny. Ufff...

  • @jaseebere7600
    @jaseebere7600 6 лет назад +11

    Steve needs to bring madea to the show😂 she’ll give the best answers too

  • @natalijazivkovic8112
    @natalijazivkovic8112 8 лет назад +3

    when he said 'the lady's right, obviously she's from the hood' and they showed the lady's face lmao 😂😂

  • @m-mn9307
    @m-mn9307 8 лет назад +14

    now I'm really wondering if she's going to make it 😂😂😂😂

  • @themandevids137
    @themandevids137 6 лет назад +2

    "FREEZE PLEAZE!" HAHAHA "HIS ASS IS STILL RUNNING I NEED GOD DAMN BACKUP"

  • @Matdogg2k
    @Matdogg2k 8 лет назад +50

    Denzel Washington reference in case you didn't know

  • @NorCaLove1
    @NorCaLove1 2 года назад +2

    The confidence gets stronger as the academy progresses.

  • @vinacenzobrascon1207
    @vinacenzobrascon1207 2 года назад +1

    This is one of my favorite

  • @shazaliabdelgadir6072
    @shazaliabdelgadir6072 8 лет назад +1

    she is so sweet that I can freeze alone

  • @xxkuzixxm9563
    @xxkuzixxm9563 6 лет назад +1

    She is way Tooooooooo sweet to be a police

  • @Natas_Nico08518
    @Natas_Nico08518 8 лет назад +15

    Girl, some of us just have to be dispatch...we are too nice and soft spoken. Even if I cuss people are like 👀 really? are you supposed to be saying that? I think some people aren't made to be tough police women...

    • @meme-hz1mq
      @meme-hz1mq 5 лет назад

      Are you supposed to be saying that?
      Lol, that's too funny

  • @tipsyjoey7304
    @tipsyjoey7304 6 лет назад +2

    I’m watching this in 2018 and I’m hoping this bundle of sweetness was moved to somewhere a bit more peaceful than chicago lmao

  • @babypure607
    @babypure607 6 лет назад +2

    Anybody not miss the referenceat the end to Denzels movie, Training day..😂😂😂😂

  • @lejoyj5951
    @lejoyj5951 3 года назад +1

    Such a sweet police 😍😁

  • @pmerancier
    @pmerancier 5 лет назад +2

    Omg she rinds me of me trying so hard to be serious, but can't stop laughing😂💀🤣

  • @carlosnjoroge
    @carlosnjoroge 2 года назад +1

    Steve don't get paid enough for this.😂😂😂

  • @alexiskosseify9929
    @alexiskosseify9929 5 лет назад +4

    I replayed from 3:10 a hundred times xD

  • @gamingowl7422
    @gamingowl7422 5 лет назад +1

    please arrest me with that voice 😂😂😂

  • @Nayops24
    @Nayops24 5 лет назад +5

    1:37
    When the vid started I accidentally forwarded to that.....

  • @atomicsofficial9321
    @atomicsofficial9321 2 года назад +1

    “The lady is right,obviously she’s from the hood” 😂😂😂😂

  • @2odisa
    @2odisa 7 лет назад +8

    She is either going to have to work on her outside tough voice and tough girl personal or go to school and become a nurse or a social worker, or come out into the rural part of Illinois where they have a small town of 200-400 people and be a cop.

    • @chem1913
      @chem1913 5 лет назад

      I am a Social Worker and while we don't point guns at people we have to have a thick skin and some amount of street smarts otherwise people will take advantage of you. 😃

  • @ccsilva6110
    @ccsilva6110 5 лет назад +1

    No🤦‍♀️girl 🤣people ain't going believe her she so sweet.

  • @andreamartinez2855
    @andreamartinez2855 Год назад

    “Freeze please”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @starley_
    @starley_ 4 года назад +1

    2:15
    That "stop running" hahahaha

  • @winnie7145
    @winnie7145 3 года назад

    Haha this cracks me up. Watching from Kenya. I love watching the him perform.

  • @dianneamaris8660
    @dianneamaris8660 Год назад +1

    Omgggg I laughed sooo freaking hard I almost pulled a muscle.

  • @zlovebae6679
    @zlovebae6679 5 лет назад

    Everyone got some tool/skill. She got that contagious "sweetness and smile". She won't have to yell at them because her sweetness will make bad guy's drop their guns. She remind me of Judy Hoops from Zootopia.

  • @noahallton751
    @noahallton751 5 лет назад

    “GET YO PUNK ASS ON THE GROUND” 😂😂

  • @aprilchamberlain1677
    @aprilchamberlain1677 6 лет назад +1

    LOL 😂
    She reminds me of that movie police academy with the short African American woman that had the tiny voice when she said the same thing. Actually she had a squeaky voice on that movie! She finally got it towards the end of the movie!! I love those movies!

  • @valentineaberinga3275
    @valentineaberinga3275 3 года назад

    The way he took some steps back before saying it😂😂😂

  • @sangaychenzom1522
    @sangaychenzom1522 5 лет назад +1

    She is so nice

  • @Jenna_TheHuntress
    @Jenna_TheHuntress 5 лет назад +2

    How Steve did it sounds like the shy girl from Police Academy.

  • @momasbaby1955
    @momasbaby1955 6 лет назад +1

    Steve Harvey is the craziest man I have EVER heard!

  • @kaylamcbride462
    @kaylamcbride462 8 лет назад +1

    they bleeped out the wrong word when he yelled SOB 😂😂

  • @distorbia20
    @distorbia20 5 лет назад +3

    We need an update on this chick. I hope she is alright and made it through.

    • @Halgame99
      @Halgame99 Год назад

      She is too sweet for police officer

  • @Lisa_Fernandezhomeandlifestyle
    @Lisa_Fernandezhomeandlifestyle 5 лет назад +2

    OMG I just can’t! This is too funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Phemsdasla
    @Phemsdasla Год назад

    how he close his eyes and said CHICAGO CHICAGO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Uknowthisman05
    @Uknowthisman05 8 лет назад +18

    she reminds of brooks from Police Academy Roflmao!!!

    • @cheyenneanais
      @cheyenneanais 8 лет назад

      +Jimmy James loooooool

    • @HardyGirl66
      @HardyGirl66 8 лет назад

      +Jimmy James I thought the exact same thing. Maybe she needs her line, "Don't movie, DIRTBAG!"

    • @HardyGirl66
      @HardyGirl66 8 лет назад

      +HardyGirl66 OOPS! That's Don't MOVE!

    • @Uknowthisman05
      @Uknowthisman05 8 лет назад +1

      they could remake the movie and use her lol.

  • @adesolaaina8136
    @adesolaaina8136 3 года назад

    I feel the person laughing very loud at the back is like oh she ain't gonna last

  • @marlonleyva581
    @marlonleyva581 5 лет назад +5

    Every time this chick tries pulling someone over she’s gonna remember this and just bust out laughin 😂💀

  • @kidsacct6892
    @kidsacct6892 Год назад

    "We need Kong. The world needs him."
    Godzilla after saving the city two times already: 3:39

  • @mattstryker2886
    @mattstryker2886 5 лет назад +1

    Steve Harvey is funny af 😂😂😂

  • @shapolayuob
    @shapolayuob 5 лет назад +1

    last word was from training day🤣 denzil

  • @SoFlyShorts
    @SoFlyShorts 2 года назад

    man said " kill everybody up in here " 😭😭

  • @monicadolo5151
    @monicadolo5151 6 лет назад +1

    Hahahaha Steve is funny as hell! She said the last one with much power though. Just keep trying girl, u can!

  • @Ayiti_Mizik
    @Ayiti_Mizik 6 лет назад +6

    She'll be alright. The hunger is always from the street. Once she take the street, she'll start learning the street rules and get mad easily. Lol

  • @Brownpaperdoll
    @Brownpaperdoll 5 лет назад +1

    I love Uncle Steeve i swear i do 😁😂🤣

  • @marshantics7769
    @marshantics7769 5 лет назад +3

    Steve got me dying 😂💀

  • @fifaking7540
    @fifaking7540 5 лет назад

    Best Ask Steve out here.

  • @Arterismos
    @Arterismos 6 лет назад +1

    It's funny reading the comments saying she will never make it and knowing that she did.

  • @boqorkaumada9562
    @boqorkaumada9562 5 лет назад +2

    Police police police omg 🤣🤣