Neebs I have been with you since the start of this channel and I think that you guys are by far the best channel out there! Love what you do and love you too! Thanks for all the smiles and laughs!
Guys, a chicken egg we eat is unfertilized. If it was a "chicken abortion," there'd be a chicken embryo in the egg. We don't eat that. Well, they do in China. But here in the ol' US of A, we don't.
+Dragonborn37 You can still eat firtilized eggs in USA too. My friend, who is Filipino but born in US, says it is really good and they sometimes have it at family gatherings.
+Dennis Davis Yeah, I live in the U.S. and I've had those before, they weren't bad, but sadly it grosses me out now and I don't like them anymore... But point is that they are sold in the U.S. and can be eaten here.
Dragonborn37 Technically you are correct. That is, you are correct if you buy commercial eggs. However, in the USA, it is possible to eat a fertilized egg that didn't meet the right conditions to develop into an embryo. The reason for this is that there are exemptions for chicken eggs sold directly from the farm to consumer and some local, small town co-ops illegally skirt the regulations. The "buy local" crowd is much more likely to be susceptible to this but there is no health concern anyway (provided the embryo hasn't developed). The biggest concern is farmers and co-ops or other small, local businesses selling eggs that weren't properly washed and decontaminated. The Amish in particular take quite the advantage of this. I have bought organic grass fed, corn, grain, antibiotic, and hormone free eggs, and free range for dead cheap. But they had shit and mud on them. Dumb ass Amish. I'll just go pay extra at Whole Foods so touching the egg shells won't get me sick.
hahaha :D 3:46 Just imagine the parents reaction "Bye timmy, have a great day at school" and just hearing "Fuck fuck! shit!" slowly fading as the bus drives off
love watching your videos guys! even the older videos like Doraleous and associates I love binge watching that series, thanks for all of the hard work guys!
Currently having a tough time in life.. I needed to laugh... thank you guys, I'd love to see more of these if possible, thanks again for all you guys do.
Neebs and crew I love you're videos they bring me the sun in a dark rainy day. I have severe anxiety disorder and you guys make me forget about my anxiety. When I have an anxiety attack first thing to pop in my head is "I need to watch a neebs gaming video or one of there animations". Please don't stop with you're greatness and stay awesome =)
To be fair I've had paper cuts in between the webbing of my fingers as a dare, not too deep but deep enough, and I was in pain for about 5 days straight, basic actions become really painful. Never playing dares again
SMOrcarino Kripparino I've had part of my flesh ripped straight out of my back when high diving from rocks and spent 2 weeks in hospital until the deformity danger passed. the would you rather questions look pretty tame
I’ve had major paper cuts between my fingers and they only hurt for a few minutes because I put chapstick on them, the numbing agents in the chapstick remove all pain
The point is how long it lasts while it's happening... Quick yank and your nails are off, or slowly drag a razor edge piece of paper between your toes.. that's a more refined form of torture and definitely worse. I'm sad Neebs crew didn't realise this.
@@Necaradan666 you clearly have not even thought this through.... then you have no fingernails or toenails. you could never put socks or shoes on again, you cant use your hands, might get infection....etc. i could keep going... OR a tiny cut..... that will heal relatively quickly? your SAD that neebsgaming is actually smart?
This should definitely be a reoccurring video. Had some great laughs throughout that! I've watched crap, here and there, for years on RUclips and this channel and one other are all I ever bother to watch on a daily basis. Keep them videos rolling 😆 Also, you really should do more than 1 a day, seriously!!
I think if you dudes threw in some 10 min recordings of you playing simple games like this in your podcasts it would get more views. You guys are really fun with this kind of thing.
Guys, just letting you know, the eggs that we eat are not fertilized. We have selectively bred chickens to lay eggs daily regardless if they are pregnant or not. To them, it is almost like a daily period. Still gross if you think of it, but not as bad as fried chicken fetus...
+Sean Slayton don't be so rash, think about this first. A chicken lays her egg through the reproductive organ. So, if you are a male, what orifice do you think that egg is coming out from? Yup. Kidney stone times ten billion, on a regular basis.
this was fun and you guys should do it again. Videos were we get to know you better and get to listen to the interaction between you all are really entertaining, to me at least.
+Neebs Gaming Fuck yeah! See, people are going to keep asking, that series was AWESOME! Definitely need a return to Neebsylvania, you didn't cover all the different RUclips minecraft guys (and hearing Bryan fuck with them is about the best thing ever hahaha). I miss the questing and the plans and all the little projects, I hope it comes back soon man, you were onto something with it. Maybe you just need time to refresh things, that's cool too, but it's good that you know people want it to return! :D
I have ya'lls channel on while I'm at work, so most of the time I'm just listening. Which is 90% of why I love your channel. I'd love to see you guys play this more often. Maybe just before or just after a Monthly Top 20 vid.
Jason Vannier I can only imagine. I have a friend in the military and he has told me some pretty funny stories about conversations that go off the rails when boredom sets in :)
7:36 I would do red, because if I’m an incredible genius, I know that luck isn’t really a thing, it’s all probability, but people with good luck charms tend to be more “lucky” because they have more confidence in themselves and perform better on stuff because of the charm so then I’d just get a good luck charm and it doesn’t even matter. :)
hey Neebs!!! everyday i look forward to coming home and watching your channel because no matter how rough of a day i may have, you guys always make me laugh and brighten my mood. thanks for that, you have no idea how much i appreciate you. keep doing what your doing!!!!
Certainly learning a lot about you guys recently : P. All you guys should give 'Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes' game a blast. Get some animations involved for the instructors or something. Interesting to see who takes the bomb seat.
love the channel lads.i could watch more of this one,i reakon the weird and funny questions will be a plenty of funny and interesting conversations. keep up the good work from Ireland.
At 5:16 the question about fingernails or toenails removed they will grow back as long at you take care of it and do what your doctor says cause I got my toenail ripped off and it took 1 year to grow back and it stops hurting after a couple of weeks
That error 502 is gold. Haha I would love to see you guys doing this or the cards against humanity as one of the commenters suggested. Or play Coup the card game. Just something that will emphasize your group's dynamics I guess. I don't know what I am talking about.
Q: Kill someone and have nobody know or not kill someone and have everyone think you did it. Dora: "We have to assume it's an innocent person." Innocent of what?
I love how Thick slips in a quick one at 7:48 saying "But still I couldn't imagine not being a genius."
best part is from 00:00 untill 12:51
XD
I like the part from 0:00 to 12:51 more
Yeah they got really rapey all of sudden it made me feel uncomfortable
thats the whole video. I say it was zero to 12:00.
+Emrys Artyom thanks captain obvious
Neebs I have been with you since the start of this channel and I think that you guys are by far the best channel out there! Love what you do and love you too! Thanks for all the smiles and laughs!
+Neebs Gaming make that 3 I love you guys when I am having a bad day you always make me laugh 😁
+Caleb Beneke same i've seen all the videos and there still amazing a year later
wait caleb, you've been in a relationship with neebs?
I dont speak english fluently but I love this channel
Same and I agree
lol neebs reasoning on the Amish one "they get up too early" God I love this video
You guys haven't thought of playing Cards Against Humanity? Man that would be a reoccurring series FOR SURE
I heavily second this
Holy hell I played that with friends before class and we had a blast
I vote for this too
Yup i agree
Justin Rivest yeah, no.
Nudist or Amish either way you're working with wood
Im done... So done with this!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*clap*
12:12 "a nudist amish colony..." everyone: *intrigued OOOOHHHHH*
Guys, a chicken egg we eat is unfertilized. If it was a "chicken abortion," there'd be a chicken embryo in the egg. We don't eat that. Well, they do in China. But here in the ol' US of A, we don't.
+Dragonborn37 You can still eat firtilized eggs in USA too. My friend, who is Filipino but born in US, says it is really good and they sometimes have it at family gatherings.
+Dennis Davis Yeah, I live in the U.S. and I've had those before, they weren't bad, but sadly it grosses me out now and I don't like them anymore... But point is that they are sold in the U.S. and can be eaten here.
Dragonborn37
Technically you are correct. That is, you are correct if you buy commercial eggs. However, in the USA, it is possible to eat a fertilized egg that didn't meet the right conditions to develop into an embryo. The reason for this is that there are exemptions for chicken eggs sold directly from the farm to consumer and some local, small town co-ops illegally skirt the regulations. The "buy local" crowd is much more likely to be susceptible to this but there is no health concern anyway (provided the embryo hasn't developed).
The biggest concern is farmers and co-ops or other small, local businesses selling eggs that weren't properly washed and decontaminated. The Amish in particular take quite the advantage of this. I have bought organic grass fed, corn, grain, antibiotic, and hormone free eggs, and free range for dead cheap. But they had shit and mud on them. Dumb ass Amish. I'll just go pay extra at Whole Foods so touching the egg shells won't get me sick.
+Dragonborn37 Which makes it chicken menstruation :)
+Dragonborn37 Yeah, so is it more like chicken menstruation, or like chicken placenta without a baby inside?
Easy I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. -Michael Scott
Neeb's rosemary sweat is actually his marinating juices leaking out.
hahaha :D 3:46 Just imagine the parents reaction "Bye timmy, have a great day at school" and just hearing "Fuck fuck! shit!" slowly fading as the bus drives off
0:19 *me watching this for like the 3rd time* Me: *Laughing hard already thanks to Simon's would you rather question*
SIMON
RIGHT OFF THE BAT, NO CHILL
LMFAO
I too would’ve chosen my neighbor
Oh my god the milk and egg segment already made this year a successful one. Thank you guys 😂😭
what would you rather do for this video?
Like the video
Not dislike the video
I would pass the question. I like my freedom of choice
"A lot of people in this world are bad"
Daily dose of wisdom from Simon
"It's better to be feared than to be loved." That is a real quote.
"I got one.
Would you rather be molested by your priest or neighbor?"
Neeb: what if he's both?
I completely lost it there.
5:53 is one of the best moments of the entire channel
3:57
I can’t breathe, I don’t know why that first noise is soo damn funny, it just is
"A nudist Amish colony" (everybody) "Oooohhh" lol
love watching your videos guys! even the older videos like Doraleous and associates I love binge watching that series, thanks for all of the hard work guys!
Currently having a tough time in life.. I needed to laugh... thank you guys, I'd love to see more of these if possible, thanks again for all you guys do.
I hope things have gotten better 🙏
More of these, definitely. The videos where you guys just chat are hilarious (more so than usual, of course!) Love them!!
Please do more. Also play cards against humanity
cards against humanity?! i thought this channel is about world peace!
+Fatimah Sham Japar Have you not seen their sick and racist jokes XD
Cards against humanity is only fun when you are a part of it.
Hiralis Not true, just watch Miniladd's videos lol
@@LoinkLoink same but also screw Mini Ladd. He showed his mini ladd to mini ladies
lmao first thing asked about the milking is "can I drink it" that made me laugh so hard
I already have Tourette's. I'll go with the Tourette's.
I don't have tourettes but sound like I do most of the time, so I'll go with it
SAME!
definitely should be a recurring thing, it was hilarious
I really enjoyed this video, and would love to see more like it.
Neebs and crew I love you're videos they bring me the sun in a dark rainy day. I have severe anxiety disorder and you guys make me forget about my anxiety. When I have an anxiety attack first thing to pop in my head is "I need to watch a neebs gaming video or one of there animations". Please don't stop with you're greatness and stay awesome =)
"I can't imagine not being a genius" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ignorance is never bliss. The more you know, the clearer the pictures becomes, and far more immersive it is. Peace, and cheers!!
To be fair I've had paper cuts in between the webbing of my fingers as a dare, not too deep but deep enough, and I was in pain for about 5 days straight, basic actions become really painful. Never playing dares again
SMOrcarino Kripparino I've had part of my flesh ripped straight out of my back when high diving from rocks and spent 2 weeks in hospital until the deformity danger passed. the would you rather questions look pretty tame
I’ve had major paper cuts between my fingers and they only hurt for a few minutes because I put chapstick on them, the numbing agents in the chapstick remove all pain
@Urazz that makes it a good question. If one hurt and the other one didnt then it would be a dumb question.
The point is how long it lasts while it's happening... Quick yank and your nails are off, or slowly drag a razor edge piece of paper between your toes.. that's a more refined form of torture and definitely worse. I'm sad Neebs crew didn't realise this.
@@Necaradan666 you clearly have not even thought this through.... then you have no fingernails or toenails. you could never put socks or shoes on again, you cant use your hands, might get infection....etc. i could keep going... OR a tiny cut..... that will heal relatively quickly? your SAD that neebsgaming is actually smart?
This should definitely be a reoccurring video. Had some great laughs throughout that! I've watched crap, here and there, for years on RUclips and this channel and one other are all I ever bother to watch on a daily basis. Keep them videos rolling 😆 Also, you really should do more than 1 a day, seriously!!
What you gotta do is get a friend who has to milk themselves so you can have scrambled eggs and milk every morning
You can milk yourself
Nah, Cow or goat woule be better then that forced shite....
I think if you dudes threw in some 10 min recordings of you playing simple games like this in your podcasts it would get more views. You guys are really fun with this kind of thing.
Guys, just letting you know, the eggs that we eat are not fertilized. We have selectively bred chickens to lay eggs daily regardless if they are pregnant or not. To them, it is almost like a daily period. Still gross if you think of it, but not as bad as fried chicken fetus...
Nerd
+Luke McBrearty stupid
+Jake McB Eating balut is hella gross. my aunt had me try it when I was young. It straight up had feathers on it and was VERY crunchy.
+Sean Slayton
don't be so rash, think about this first. A chicken lays her egg through the reproductive organ. So, if you are a male, what orifice do you think that egg is coming out from? Yup. Kidney stone times ten billion, on a regular basis.
+Jake McB Good info! Thanks! :D
Lmfao, thick " I don't think I could get used to not being a genius " top trolling!
Wish the end one would link to rick astley :P thick please :D
+DANNYonPC assstley, m8, rick assssstley
+Surprisenberg astley yea xD
+DANNYonPC Thicks no stranger to love
+DANNYonPC Why are you everywhere?
+LUKA BABIC Because we watch the same videos?
"would milking yourself feel good?"- Appsro 2016
2:42 Careful, Doraleous, you might offend some unlikeable feminist land-whales.
XD
This video is just as entertaining as Commenting on Comments, loved it. You guys are hilarious!
I breastfeed so I very regularly milk myself 😂😂
@engineer gaming I mean its the cycle of life🤣 welcome into the sight of the life of a mother
But doesn't that mean that your baby milks yourself?
after getting my wisdom teeth removed you guys are too funny and whenever you make me laugh my mouth hurts. love you guys and keep up the good work
the first question reminded me of infamous
My friend said a dirty joke and I didn't understand it. So my other friend says "you missed that joke harder than a star trek geek missed puberty"
dude... I was in that same target with the tourettes's guy
Zlingy im that guy with Tourette lol
Simons question at the beginning was the best way to start a video. Simon you're awesome.
I am a fat guy who smells good and let me just say: Life is fabulous!
+Jason Brown Well if you're fat and smell like shit, that's just a recipe for failure
+DannyWarlegs Unless you got money.
JJtoob fuck you and your logical comments JJ
:p
would def like to see more of these, but like i say all the time in these comments i love the videos where it's just you guys hangin' out and talking.
7:35
Forrest Gump.
this was fun and you guys should do it again. Videos were we get to know you better and get to listen to the interaction between you all are really entertaining, to me at least.
Do it again BUT
a, make up questions for each other
b, just make up the questions :)
. . . C'mon . . . You know its gonna be a, !
+Jo Par Ooooh, Sigur Ros fan? And good idea!
+JJtoob - hi, well i think this will answer your question !! victoryroselossless.blogspot.co.uk ;)
***** Sweet!
I like how Neebs likes to pick the opposite of what everyone else does. You guys are hilarious.
I was there last night when y'all made history 😎😎😎😎😎
+ACWDjack He did it? nice!
+ACWDjack Why are the streams subscriber only?
+.getName("Dan"); sometime streamer do that so only Subcriber can chat with peace i think
+.getName("Dan"); so they can make money
So he did get to 100. was day time here in oz and just couldn't wait haha had to stop watching and deal with reality :(.
This video was funny, none of the questions were too bad. Lol at Neebs for trying to counter the bad parts.
“You can’t drive, or walk, without a helmet”
PLEASE do this again!!! I love the philosophy behind these questions!!! 😆
Hay needs can you do some minecraft videos plz
+Neebs Gaming Fuck yeah! See, people are going to keep asking, that series was AWESOME! Definitely need a return to Neebsylvania, you didn't cover all the different RUclips minecraft guys (and hearing Bryan fuck with them is about the best thing ever hahaha). I miss the questing and the plans and all the little projects, I hope it comes back soon man, you were onto something with it. Maybe you just need time to refresh things, that's cool too, but it's good that you know people want it to return! :D
+Neebs Gaming Neebs I agree with the milking yourself cause technically you'd have a drink and milk can be turned in to cheese so you'd also have food
Don't you need to be female to do it?
FireLance Gaming Guys can milk ourselves too. One teat. Vigorous milking. Very little milk for the effort. Still worth it :D
This was actually funny to watch. Make sure to keep everyone in the video like this, made the answers hilarious!
And on a side note, more minecraft!
DO MORE PLEASE! u literally made me laugh out loud at the " violently racist" Delema, I loved your thought process and reactions :)
I love your guys banter regardless of what you guys are playing, but I would love to see ore videos like this!!
Loved the video guys! I gotta say, blind with no legs or deaf with no arms is a much harder question!
7:48 "I couldn't imagine not being a genius." lol
On the nudist colony Amish one love hearing neebs in the background saying "they get up too early" made me laugh so hard and i don't know why
More of this please! Great video guys!
Definition Gaming is that a wolf's head medalion with yellow eyes instead of red
this video was freaking hilarious. the best part is you guys talking about mailking and eggs 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have ya'lls channel on while I'm at work, so most of the time I'm just listening. Which is 90% of why I love your channel. I'd love to see you guys play this more often. Maybe just before or just after a Monthly Top 20 vid.
If you are strapped for time, save these videos for bathroom and lunch breaks. Podcasts and audio books are for when your eyes are occupied ;)
+PeugeotRocket great point...I watch the videos as well. my point was I love listening to them go off! reminds me of my time in the military.
Jason Vannier I can only imagine. I have a friend in the military and he has told me some pretty funny stories about conversations that go off the rails when boredom sets in :)
7:36 I would do red, because if I’m an incredible genius, I know that luck isn’t really a thing, it’s all probability, but people with good luck charms tend to be more “lucky” because they have more confidence in themselves and perform better on stuff because of the charm so then I’d just get a good luck charm and it doesn’t even matter. :)
hey Neebs!!! everyday i look forward to coming home and watching your channel because no matter how rough of a day i may have, you guys always make me laugh and brighten my mood. thanks for that, you have no idea how much i appreciate you. keep doing what your doing!!!!
you guys make me cry, love the videos. keep up the good work.
I watch all of your videos anyway but could easily have sat here and watched another hour of this one. So, yeah, do another :)
Thanks for another great video. You guys are doing such a great job, and I would love to see another one of these.
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want People to be afraid of how much they love me"
- Michael Scott
You could keep that going, was in stitches laughing at that. Could even include it in commenting on comments video.
Certainly learning a lot about you guys recently : P.
All you guys should give 'Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes' game a blast. Get some animations involved for the instructors or something. Interesting to see who takes the bomb seat.
love the channel lads.i could watch more of this one,i reakon the weird and funny questions will be a plenty of funny and interesting conversations.
keep up the good work from
Ireland.
Love how versatile and how much fun u guys have. Thanks for the laugh as always.
The moment you guys got the bad gateway was the answer to your genius vs luck argument. Your collective genius was too much and your luck ran out.
1st "would you rather" that they showed was a reference to "It is better to be feared than to be loved if you cannot be both"
Intricate Star Trek joke:
A storm trooper and a red shirt get into a fight... The storm trooper misses every shot, and the red shirt still dies.
:P
This would have been funnier before Star Wars 7.... THOSE TROOPERS SUDDENLY TOOK PRECISION AIMING DRUGS!
Bring stuff like this back. Just you guys free balling it and laughing your asses off
At 5:16 the question about fingernails or toenails removed they will grow back as long at you take care of it and do what your doctor says cause I got my toenail ripped off and it took 1 year to grow back and it stops hurting after a couple of weeks
PLEASE DO MORE! You guys are the best!
4:29 made me think of futurama where the professor falls asleep skiing and just crushes it
11000 more subs until 400k! I'm so happy for you guys! Good job!
"I would rather be stupid" -Simon. it's okay, you already are bud.
Hey Neebs just wanted to personally congratulate you on making another funny and awesome video and on becoming a colonel!
Awesome Video, more like this please.
I love you all guys, you created the best channel in the world!
do one of these again XD ...I lost it at neebs milking himself 😂😂😂😂 you guys are great :)
This video was fantastic. Had me laughing front to back. Great way to start my work day! Love y'all!
you are the best Neebs and his crew keep making everyone laugh HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
Neebs thinks like me when it comes to these scenarios. He is looking at all the variables and extenuating circumstances.
That error 502 is gold. Haha
I would love to see you guys doing this or the cards against humanity as one of the commenters suggested.
Or play Coup the card game.
Just something that will emphasize your group's dynamics I guess.
I don't know what I am talking about.
Had me laughing the whole way through. Keep up the awesome content guys love watching and hearing you guys banter.
Well I always like to listen to you guys talk so more!
Q: Kill someone and have nobody know or not kill someone and have everyone think you did it. Dora: "We have to assume it's an innocent person." Innocent of what?
hey neebs gaming crew! just wanted to say that I love your channel and I love your jokes videos. wish you'd make more
you guys should definitely do more of these.
I've been with this channel since 5 subs
Do more of these man! Fantastic!