LYRICS: Start: All: Defeat the Mario? Goomba: I wanna do it! Koopa: I want a go! Kammy: We will surprise dear King Bowser! Goomba: He’ll be so proud! Koopa: He’ll lose composure! All: We’ll kill the poser! Chorus: All: La! La la la la la! La-la-la-la-la! La! La la la la la! La-la-la-la-la! All: Defeat the Mario! Throw him in a cell! Send in the squadron of Amps, make the prison Hell! Verse 1: Kammy: First we’re going to set some bait, towards a harmless pipe and wait. When he goes a-leaping, a Piranha Plant will be his fate. Goomba: Wait! I got a better plan to catch this fat red plumber man! Let’s tamper with the karts engine. And when he drives, he will backfire! Chorus 2: All: Defeat the Mario! Throw him in the air. Let him fall into a pit, to the Underwhere! Kammy: And then of course, our Koopa King… Goomba and Kammy: …Will march with the chaos he brings. Goomba and Koopa: He’ll kidnap Peach, I do declare. Goomba and Kammy: That there won’t be an heir! All: Wheeeee! Verse 2: Koopa: I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door and then. Knock three times and when he answers, Banzai Bills will be his end! Kammy: You’re so stupid! think now. That won’t blow him up to smithereens, he’ll jump up to dodge them. And then we will be the ones that scream! Chorus 3: All: Defeat the Mario! Use a poison ‘shroom! Hide it in a question block, it will be his doom! Goomba and Kammy: Because our vicious lord Bowser is the meanest guy around. If I were on his rival list, I’d hide underground! Bridge Koopa: He’d be so please by our success! That he’d promote us too I’d bet! Goomba and Koopa: Perhaps for dinner he would bring. His special flaming wings! All: We’re his loyal minions, and we take our job with pride. We do our best to please him and to stay on his good side. Verse 3: Kammy: I wish these two weren’t so useless… Goomba: He’s the useless one! Koopa: I’ve got arms. Goomba: Shut up! Koopa: Make me! Kammy: I’ve got something, listen now! This one is real good, you’ll see! We’ll send a present to his door. Upon there’ll be a note to read. Now, inside bombs will wait and hide, until his curiosity. All: Entices him to look inside And then they’ll blow in, one, two three! Final Chorus: All: Defeat the Mario! Use the Super Crown! Seduce him on a lakeside walk, then we’ll make him drown! Defeat the Mario! Shave his hairy face! Princess Peach will be so shocked, he’ll be a disgrace! Defeat the Mario! Set a launch star trap! Send him flying towards space, leave naught but his Caaaaaap!
That was the original idea, funnily enough. However I felt Kammy Koopa would fit a bit more. And of course Private Goomp and Corporal Paraplonk just won't be the same without Sergeant Guy there
LYRICS:
Start:
All: Defeat the Mario?
Goomba: I wanna do it!
Koopa: I want a go!
Kammy: We will surprise dear King Bowser!
Goomba: He’ll be so proud!
Koopa: He’ll lose composure!
All: We’ll kill the poser!
Chorus:
All: La! La la la la la! La-la-la-la-la!
La! La la la la la! La-la-la-la-la!
All: Defeat the Mario! Throw him in a cell!
Send in the squadron of Amps, make the prison Hell!
Verse 1:
Kammy: First we’re going to set some bait, towards a harmless pipe and wait.
When he goes a-leaping, a Piranha Plant will be his fate.
Goomba: Wait! I got a better plan to catch this fat red plumber man!
Let’s tamper with the karts engine.
And when he drives, he will backfire!
Chorus 2:
All: Defeat the Mario! Throw him in the air.
Let him fall into a pit, to the Underwhere!
Kammy: And then of course, our Koopa King…
Goomba and Kammy: …Will march with the chaos he brings.
Goomba and Koopa: He’ll kidnap Peach, I do declare.
Goomba and Kammy: That there won’t be an heir!
All: Wheeeee!
Verse 2:
Koopa: I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door and then.
Knock three times and when he answers, Banzai Bills will be his end!
Kammy: You’re so stupid! think now.
That won’t blow him up to smithereens, he’ll jump up to dodge them.
And then we will be the ones that scream!
Chorus 3:
All: Defeat the Mario! Use a poison ‘shroom!
Hide it in a question block, it will be his doom!
Goomba and Kammy: Because our vicious lord Bowser is the meanest guy around.
If I were on his rival list, I’d hide underground!
Bridge
Koopa: He’d be so please by our success!
That he’d promote us too I’d bet!
Goomba and Koopa: Perhaps for dinner he would bring.
His special flaming wings!
All: We’re his loyal minions, and we take our job with pride.
We do our best to please him and to stay on his good side.
Verse 3:
Kammy: I wish these two weren’t so useless…
Goomba: He’s the useless one!
Koopa: I’ve got arms.
Goomba: Shut up!
Koopa: Make me!
Kammy: I’ve got something, listen now!
This one is real good, you’ll see!
We’ll send a present to his door.
Upon there’ll be a note to read.
Now, inside bombs will wait and hide, until his curiosity.
All: Entices him to look inside
And then they’ll blow in, one, two three!
Final Chorus:
All: Defeat the Mario! Use the Super Crown!
Seduce him on a lakeside walk, then we’ll make him drown!
Defeat the Mario! Shave his hairy face!
Princess Peach will be so shocked, he’ll be a disgrace!
Defeat the Mario! Set a launch star trap!
Send him flying towards space, leave naught but his Caaaaaap!
Awesom
I had too much fun with Mario faces.
Have you watch SML AKA SuperMarioLogan
@@jonathanvo7991 I don't know what that is.
@@shadow759 it's a channel that makes me laugh
This was an absolute pleasure to voice in~
Idk how this hasn't blown up...good shit yall
A Parody of one of my favorite movies of all time... It’s a Marioriffic masterpiece 10/10
Excellent!
Oh this was so cute, and funny to watch!! Loved it!!
I absolutely love this, great job!!
This is amazing 👏
that's amazing
Soo cool
This is fun! ^^
Epic!
I'm imagining the Elite Trio from the Mario & Luigi series singing this.
That was the original idea, funnily enough. However I felt Kammy Koopa would fit a bit more. And of course Private Goomp and Corporal Paraplonk just won't be the same without Sergeant Guy there
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